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Jason: HA! You secretly care about us!

Dick: I was never hiding that!

Jason: FUCK! YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING!

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Damian: Why would she send seven photos? Why not ten? Isn’t it a bit desperate to send that many anyway? Why not stop at three--

Jason: She’s a virus, Damian.

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Damian: I pour the hot tea over your hand.

Tim: I’m so cold that might help.

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Damian: I don't want to be mean to Jon but if he talks to me one more time I'm going to have to tell him to shut the fuck up.

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Dick: What's that stain on your shirt?

Jason: Kung pao chicken.

Dick:

Jason: What? You asked and I answered.

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SUBSCRIBE TO ME?? BROTHER???

no

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Dick: Someone at the Tower called me unhinged today.

Jason: What did you do.

Dick:

Dick: I said "Dab on 'em haters, see you laters."

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Tim: Gibberellins... is a funny word

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Jason: Dick, name any date involved in World War One.

Dick: Eighteen... sixty... ninety... four

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Dick: Why does the ice cream tub with the words 'three pin plug' on it have noodles in it.

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Jason: Prostate exams, also known as doctors with benefits.

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Dick: Today, I'm thankful for all the ways I can eat potatoes: with my mouth, with my mouth, and last but not least, with my mouth.

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Dick: Rivers and mirrors are the same.

Jason: ...explain.

Dick: Shiny.

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Dick: You know, once the cold numbs you, the breeze is quite nice.

Jason: I'M DRAWING BOOBIES IN THE SAND

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Dick: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a masterpiece.

Jason: *sighs*

Dick: You don't care.

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Jason: Pop of the corning to you.

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Dick: Coriander tastes like soap.

Tim: I disagree. Soap tastes like coriander.