#incorrect tim drake

[ryemiffie]

More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes to amuse you lot:

Tim: So frankly I think you need to do some major self-evaluating.

Jason: Hm. Do you wanna see something cool?

Tim, just looking so done: Sure.

Jason:

Tim:

Jason:

Tim: Was it you not giving a fuck?

Jason: It was me not giving a fuck, yeah.

[sodamnbored]

Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: Speakin of money, how bout the 20$ you owe me?

Tim: Oh yea. Well, I only have 10$. *Takes out a 10$ bill, handin it to Jason*  So, here's 10$. I owe you 10$.

Jason: Thanks.

Dick: Hey. You owe me 20$.

Jason: Well, here's 10$ and I owe you 10$. *Hands the bill to Dick*

Tim: Ah, ah. You owe me 20$.

Dick: Here's 10$, I owe you 10$. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Jason*

Jason: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Dick*

Dick: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Good! Now we're all even! *Pockets the bill*

[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Jason, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Dick, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Tim, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Damian, appalled: Call the exorcist.

[nibordereht]

Tim: Is your masculinity fragile or why is your costume blue?

Dick: Tim, what—

Tim: Mine is red, almost pink.

Tim: I'm a real man.

Jason: Then Superman is gender fluid?

[incorrect-waynemanor]

tim: what are you writing?

damian: the government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. i'm letting them know it's private information

tim, looking over damian's shoulder: this just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy

[mylifeingotham]

[incorrect-dc-qoutes]

*after the bats’ plan goes horribly wrong* Dick: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Damian. Tim: For the record, I already found them. Jason: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Tim: They stabbed me! Jason: I'm surprised they waited this long, Tim. We've all had the urge.

[cardinalcheerio]

Tim and Damian putting on the batsuit for whatever reason:

Damian: I should be on your shoulders! My face resembles fathers better!

Tim: your face resembles a 4 year olds

[parkjammys]

Dick: I'm pretty sure it's called a charcuterie board

Jason: don't you get tired of being wrong? It's obviously called a charcoochie board

Tim: no way, you're both wrong. I'm 100% sure it's called a sharkcoochie board

[ryemiffie]

More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Robin(Damian): I'm actually one of Batman's favourites.

Superboy(Jon): Batman has favourites?!

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Literally Batman at some point: No Tim you can not have more batgadgets. Oh? Jason is trying to end the world? Well at least he's found something that makes him happy.

[lilylovelyxo]

*Jason walks in the Batcave*

Jason sarcastically: “Morning. Sorry to interrupt.”

Tim: “Wow. You didn’t die yet?”

Jason pinches his fingers together: “A little every day.”

Y/N: “It’s good to see you, Jason.”

Jason: “Yeah, you too.”

[batshitferalquotes]

Tim: I think Alfred's mad at you.

Jason: What makes you say that?

Tim: Because he’s cleaning up the mess you made and asked me to deliver this to you.

Jason, reading the note: "Young Master Jason, I hope this note finds you before I do."

[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Tim, on his eleventh cup of coffee: If you water water, it grows. Jason: ...What. Dick: No, no, he's got a point.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: If you were an egg, what kind would you be?

Tim: Scrambled.

Jason: I meant what animal egg, not how you'd be cooked, ya suicidal maniac.

[incorrect-waynemanor]

bruce: you should have known better! i expect more from each of you

steph:

tim:

cass:

jason: you’ve known us for years and you haven’t lowered your expectations yet? that’s on YOU