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He so would

shawn is the type to send “hey just found out i’m allergic to poison 🤯” in the group chat and then not respond to gus and juliet’s inevitable panicked replies

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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Happy Pride 🫡 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️!

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In light of some of the many things happening across the world this year, I thought this Pride Month needed a special illustration.

Happy Pride Month, may we all stay safe, look after each other, and keep painting our rainbows, no matter what. 🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Happy Pride Month.

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Good Omens and Rock Band. Seems like fun honestly. No unholy abominations right now.

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Yeah but at least your mom is going to use that bed frame, Henry has no use for that dog house he doesn’t want a dog. Your mom wanted help with something because you have “young spry arms” (or something parental like that), Henry wanted to teach his adult son a “lesson”

Henry Spencer really IS an accurate portrayal of parents cause you move back and they immediately get you to build furniture for them

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Anybody else ever rewatch Stranger Things, and see Steve’s house again and realize that the picture of the layout that’s been in your head this whole time is COMPLETELY wrong? I did that shortly after posting I think three fanfics and having five more WIP’s that I had to go back and fix. (Some that I did not fix because my layouts cooler fuck canon) Nothing is where it should be. And it doesn’t make any sense because the layout I had in my head has been SO consistent I just assumed my memory was working. But NOPE.

There is a sitting room by the glass fire that goes out to the pool, that is NOT where the kitchen is. In fact we literally NEVER even see the kitchen! So where’d the kitchen in my head come from? Uh, Satan, probably. I don’t know. But how am I supposed to bring in extra pool angst when he goes to the kitchen to get water after a nightmare if the kitchen isn’t where the back door is??? Come on.

Also I grow more and more repulsed by Steve’s walls upon each rewatch. And the matching curtains just make me want to cry. It’s not even plaid guys it’s just fucking graph paper.

While writing my first Steddie fix I thought Steve’s walls were plaid. Like dark blue plaid. Not mother fucking graph paper. I immediately went back and fixed that in the story because it’s even funnier than it’s just that fucking ugly but seriously where was I getting all this????

Anyway, yeah, if you’ve ever read any of my fics this is why Steve’s house is wrong. I got cocky and thought my brain worked when I started writing and then I got too attached to my version and will never use the canon one again.

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Yes, please

wishing I could freeze time so fanfic writers could write all of their slow-burn enemies to lovers and gay porn and fix-it fics and all of their WIPs and prompts without having to worry about life and other responsibilities

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Thanks for playing!! For WIP Weekend, let's do Gnomes with the word "survive"

I found this at the bottom of my asks box and I think I somehow managed to miss it? Sorry! If I remember correctly it’s a sentence for each letter, right? (If not I’ll redo it later)

S - Steve watched his curtains light up, it was rare for people to still be driving on his road after eleven but he sat up to watch them pass by anyway.

U - “Uh…” He hesitated, reaching up for his hair instead and blocking his face with it like Steve would just suddenly forget him.

R - “Right. Um, if we’re just gonna like, chill, could we- Can I invite myself inside your house? It’s cold.”

V - N/A

I - “I didn’t really expect somebody to set up a gnome drug deal in my yard either.”

V - N/A

E - Eddie smiled. He didn’t look or sound like he was judging him but Steve dropped his face back into his knees anyway.

I’m pretty sure not having a sentence means I have to write two so I’ll get back to that when I look up words that start with V.

Also bonus sentence because I think it’s hilarious (I am biased): “There’s no way King Steve had a ‘bad night’ and then laughs with the guy who trespassed on his yard to set up crime gnomes instead of just punching me in the face.”

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Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

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Saw a post that said something along the lines of “jury duty is wild bc the government is just like call off work bestie we need you to solve a murder and here’s fifteen dollars” and I’m thinking that must be what Gus feels like all the time

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i’m going to hold your hands when i say this and i am only going to be kind about it once: ai does not belong in fandom spaces, ever. not in writing, not in art, not in video, not at all. it does not matter how bad you want to see your favourite characters kiss, or how much you need a bit of help finishing a chapter, or whatever.

make friends with artists. commission somebody. learn to draw yourself. ask for a beta read. try a writing partnership. fandom spaces are communities, so engage with them! it is about the journey and the fact that we all love something enough to create and build together about that thing.

spending 30 seconds to kill a tree and get an AI to push out some soulless empty piece of “content” is antithetical to the entire point of being engaged with fandom, and if you’ve taken to doing this you should really reconsider if you belong in these spaces with the rest of us.

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Yeah I edited it and called myself an idiot already. I don’t know if it was the ADHD or the dyslexia but things happen.

Also EW LIGHT MODE WHAT THE FUCK!?

hey king I’ve noticed you’ve been getting a lot of asks in your inbox about you being autistic and how they’re sort of distressing you. Do you want me to kill them for you, free of charge

You're offering to commit a felony. On my behalf. In my inbox. Do you people think before you send me things? Listen. If — emphasis on "if" — I have some sort of brain dysfunction, then I've been effectively hiding it from my therapist — the only one here with the authority to recommend the diagnosis — during all that therapy I've been winning. Which essentially means, nothing's wrong with me. Whoop whoop, party's over. Everyone go home.

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I annoyed my brother earlier by taking about gay people in Harry Potter. The conversation started with talking about how Imagine Dragons is currently supporting genocide and that my other brother stopped listening to them for that reason (I also haven’t listened to any of their songs since finding that out and really miss them) but the brother I ranted to just can’t part with them, and the whole art vs artist thing. And I dragged it over to Harry Potter at some point because fuck my life.

Anyway, after a “brief” rant about JK Rowling’s transphobia (and appeartly ace phobia too now), I brought up the fact that AFTER all the books were published she turned around and was like “oh yeah Dumbledore was gay” because she apparently wanted to look inclusive back then. Oh yeah, Dumbledore, the guy who groomed Harry and raised him like a pig for slaughter, yeah he’s the gay one.

And like I know Dumbledore’s gay, I knew it before she said it because I read about him and Grindlewart or whatever the fuck his name is in the seventh book. And yes, bad apples exist everywhere and Dumbledore is just a bad apple. But she only picked him for a fucking reason. Picking him to be the token gay in her series was her way of fooling us into thinking she’s inclusive while still being a homophobe. She had SO MANY other options. And like, I’m not mad at her for saying Dumbledore’s gay, I’m mad at her for ONLY saying Dumbledore because he groomed Harry. If she said Dumbledore AND someone else were gay then I might not have forced my brother to fake sleep to shut me the fuck up.

We all know Remus and Sirius had something going on, even my brother said it. Specifically he said “isn’t Harry’s uncle gay” and I looked at him like he was fucking crazy for a few seconds thinking about Vernon before he was like “with the werewolf” and then was like “oh, right, yeah, his godfather thats Sirius and Remus I’ve mentioned them like three times already.” Dude’s watched the movies once like five years ago and even he knew they were gay. So she could’ve said them and Dumbledore but NO.

Also Harry describes men in a very not straight way. And yeah, I know that’s just JK having crushes on her own characters or wanting the audience to know they’re conventionally attractive or something but accidental bi is still bi, making Harry another option. Although, considering he was the one Dumbledore groomed I’m not sure how’d I feel about her saying just the two of them.

Also, Ron was even an option because if you try to tell me he didn’t have a crush on Krum you have to fist fight me. I also think he had a crush on that other Quidditch dude that Fred and George teased him about liking at the World Cup, but I won’t fight people over that one.

And going into the dangerous territory of pretending JK’s not a fucking transphobe, Tonks had some kind of gender fuckery going on. Whether that’s nonbinary, gender-fluid, agender, whatever is totally up for debate but definitely some kind of gender fuckery. Again, fight me. So again, opinions. Also I could definitely see Tonks queer in the form of sexuality as well, she (I’m using she/her pronouns because that’s canon but if I was writing a fic with her in it and not a rant on tumbler I probably wouldn’t) just has the vibes, you know? It’s probably the pink hair.

Also Dragon obsessed Charlie Weasley; Asexual. Once again, fucking fight me. (Just maybe not right now because I skinned a knuckle on my good hand the other day)

So yeah, OPTIONS. But NO she had to pick fucking Dumbledore’s child grooming, abuse enabling, killed his sister, raised a kid like a pig for slaughter ass. AAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

Anyway, sorry, my brother stopped listening to me so you guys are subject to my Harry Potter mental breakdown. I fucking loved this series as a kid and want to scream about it in the middle of a forest somewhere and scare all the local birds for life because beings a trans kid with a slytherin banner on your wall when you find out the author or your literal favorite book series ever is a massive transphobe fucking SUCKS.

I have SO many fic ideas and head canons that will never get to see the light of day because I can’t decide if I want to post fics with deep seated fucking spite or refuse to ever bring Harry Potter up again because that bitch doesn’t deserve to have this kind of hold on me. But you know, here I am ranting about it on tumbler so who fucking knows maybe I finally picked spite after a four year long internal battle.

Also if you can’t tell I HATE Dumbledore. Back when I used to talk about Harry Potter (four years ago) I always write his name as “DUMBledore” I don’t think he’s actually stupid because all of his “grand schemes” of second handily but very intentionally killing all the good guys take some kind of strategy and brain power, I just thinks it’s fun to call him dumb because he’s an ASSHOLE.

Also, don’t expect any more HP contend from me because as much as I’d love to get all of this out of my fucking head I still feel like it’s a betrayal to my community. It might happen but it’s unlikely. Of all things to become obsessed with as a child I just had to pick magic, and HP as the most significant subcategory. Childhood me should go chuck their brain in a fucking river. Why couldn’t I have just stuck with spiders and mushrooms, who needs books? In conclusion FUCK MY LIFE.

Byeeeeeeee