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[hells-beloved-queen]

"Alastor isn't the only demon I have on a leash.~" Ah yes, that smug knowing grin of the good times. Definitely no regrets dressing up for the occasion.

[johtoxdarkxelite]

"So..who let the toolbox out of the shed? I really, really don't want to deal with Rockets today."

[exarcherx]

:Anniversary of a Life Debt:

October 13th. So many had superstitions about the date. For Archer, it was a notable day that changed his life forever. The day he officially became a member of Team Rocket. Freshly polished white shoes tapped against marble flooring, followed by the light patter of canine paws. Stepping outside, the pair took a brief walk around the corner to a notable alleyway. A quick glance around to ensure he wasn't followed, Archer took a knee and gave his Houndoom a bone treat before petting the back of his head. "Happy birthday, partner. A loyal servant of Team Rocket deserves recognition of his deeds. You have served me well these past few years. Let's keep up the pace and continue to make Giovanni proud, hm?"

His Houndoom gave a low growl of approval, waiting for the signal that he was allowed to devour his treat. Archer patted the top of his head twice, a signal that he was allowed to eat. Daemon laid on the ground like an obedient hound at his feet, chewing the bone. With his partner taken care of, he stood back up at his full height as he took out a lighter and cigarette box. A light tap to the side allowed a single stick to fall out into his leather gloved hand. Slipping the cancerous drug between his lips, he lit it before taking a heavy drag, allowing the toxins to fill his lungs, then exhaling.

A small smile crept over his lips as he leaned against a building, resting one foot against the wall as he gazed up at the evening sky. For nearly two decades now, he has dedicated his life to this Organization. He recounted the various deeds he performed as an executive. The lives he's manipulated, the Pokémon he's tortured for the sake of profit, added up to where he stood today. A bitter chuckle left his lips. His parents would probably be turning in their graves if they knew the deeds he committed. In all honesty, though, he didn't care what they thought. They could both rot. Being left behind with no one to support him as they were both drafted for a war against the old Team Rocket, governed by Madame Boss, Giovanni's mother. Madame saw promise in him, and her promise to give his life purpose was a truth he kept close to his bitter heart. That night, he vowed to be in service of Team Rocket until the end of his days. Due to his high class position beforehand, he knew much about how to negotiate with businessmen and psychologically push and break those around him to a boiling point. Years of being told to observe and not speak taught him much about human behavior and the type of Pokémon he would prefer to keep company with. Thus, his self-taught skills of manipulation are used to the fullest for the sake of Team Rocket. Taking another drag of his drug, he turned towards Daemon. His Houndoom, formerly a Houndour, was a humble gift from Giovanni himself. Being one of the few Pokémon he spoils, the twisted duo were a perfect match. Tonight, they would celebrate that fateful evening. It was a night where he gained a faithful partner and a true purpose in life. No longer will he be told that he had to stand and listen, keeping his words to himself. He would bring glory to the name of Team Rocket.

[softwaring]

this reply kills me 😭 article link

[silentstar]

This meme except they're nice friends supporting each other :)

[i-will-write]

[hellowsallow]

my father is the worst man alive and i am his favorite daughter

[nipuni]

Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊

A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!

[johtoxdarkxelite]

"You see this cutie beside me? You see that adorable smile?

Yeah. . . if you do anything to make it go upside down or hurt him, I'll make your life a living hell.

Got it? Good.

Have a nice day darlings."

@psychic-master-will

[thatsbelievable]

[haunted-xander]

chomps you affectionately

[acorviart]

not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

[transannabeth]

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

[absterstuff]

this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ