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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
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#mentioning lilo and stitch by name was a mistake. this post was not Just about lilo and stitch.#now it’s not about anything but jeanvic. fuck off.
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A story to boost the morale of a broken country.
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hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.
#us politics#google#malware#PSA#scrabble shouts into the void#havent seen anyone mention this yet. my brother had to tell me :|#android
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I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.
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(Drawing this instead of my wip because i like drawing girls lol)

<Rival>
❥ Kozakura Yuuka
❥ Second year (17)
❥ 168 cm
❥ Her sister in law is the daughter of a Taekwondo teacher.
❥ Her strength mainly come from catching Niz that keep jumping on her everytime she can't get down from a high place.
❥ Azul make a comment about her singing which make her feel a bit disappointed, so she keep trying to meet with Azul so he don't say something like that to anyone else. This resulting her to stalking him which make her have a tiny crush on him.
❥ Epel is her childhood friend and he gave her an apple brooch
❥ Niz is her neighbour and bestie
❥ People like talking to her because of how easy going she is
❥ Great at almost every subject except Science
<Inventory>
A phone - It have a flower charm on it
Wallet with a pic of her and Epel - Its loaded
A notebook and mechanical pencil - "For my ideas!"
Melon bread - Its tasty

<NPC>
❥ First year (16)
❥ 152 cm (petite can easily hide in small place)
❥ She don't like Azul because "He have better eyelashes than me i don't like it."
❥ She always get a high grade
❥ Like cleaning,thanks to her the air vent is super clean
❥ A very silent person, rarely talks barely make a noise
❥ She looks different when she smile
❥ Always seen with her cat shaped bag
❥ Rumour says that she used black magic to get a high grade but it soon get debunked after she almost failed her physical fitness exam with the worst grade.
❥ There are multiple rumours about her but all of them are proven to be false EXCEPT "Niz is bald, shes actually wearing a wig" rumour thanks to how long her hair is.
❥ Her actual strength is unknown even though she get a bad grade for her pf exam. Multiple people have seen her climbing on to trees and building and even walls..?
❥ Often found at :Gymnasium backdoor, the janitor room , at the corner of the art room , Inside the air vent , on top of the roof, with Yuuka or with Silver.
❥ She is hard to find and move quickly
❥ Another rumour about her is that shes burying dead body at the gymnasium...but of course its proven false after everyone finds out that shes just been taking care of the cats and kitties with Silver and was just hiding the fact from the staff. The headmaster give those kitties a proper place for them.
❥ Despite having most of the rumours debunked some people choose not to stay near her because they feel like 'shes always watching'
❥ She like taking pics for art references and share them with the art club.
❥ Her, Silver, Yuuka and Idia take cares of the kitties so they meet.
❥ Only cares about people she likes and people she deemed as 'sunshines'
❥ "As long as Yuuka is fine then im fine"
<Inventory>
A phone - Theres a cat charm
Polaraid camera - "For art references"
Wallet with a picture of cat - Its empty...
Hydrogen peroxide - cleaning purposes
Album with random things sticking out of it - contains [REDACTED] , [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] .
A cat bag - She have 4 of them in different colours
Container with poison (Lilia's cooking) - "Its still mooing..."
Voodoo doll - "Its cute"
A scissor with ivy carving - For self defense
Bag full of meds - "Im sickly..."
Headlight - For vents and dark places
@rizdoodls @cheerleaderman i hope you guys dont mind me adding another one to the Idia liker roster 🙏
No Yandere Simulator ? (TWST AU)
AU Information:
This AU takes place similar to Yandere Sim but with Twisted Wonderland but Taro is Azul and Ayano is Quartz. Her goal is to eliminate… AZUL ASHENGROTTO. Yeah, her goal is actually to kill Azul and NOT the rivals. The rivals being your OCs/sonass and they have to protect Azul from Quartz and her dumb elimination plans.
More info on Quartz + Tweels info
Q&A for OCs!!!
This is an AU just for fun!! lol I just had a silly idea. Here’s a template if you wanna make your own oc into the AU (rival or not)
ALSO THEY DONT KNOW IT'S QUARTZ bc she's just a nobody girl
Bro you can tell I was hella lazy with Azul idk he’s too much
Rival List:
Romeo by @skrimpyskimpy
Shuu by @oya-oya-okay
Chiyo by @inotonline
Sable by @twsted-void
Jovie by @jovieinramshackle
Finn by @thehollowwriter
NPC/Non-Rival List:
Elfie by @quartzelfgf
Higashikuramori Shin by @liyuviq
Jade Leech
Floyd Leech
Rizy by @rizdoodls
Yuuki by @theolivetree123
Joseph by @readsrandomstuff67
Yuubeni by @bunniehunn
Yuya by @cheerleaderman
Shuu and Silly by @sillybillymillyrilly
Superstar!! By @imafrealinrainbow478484
Viz (Vizzie) by @twistedwonderlandshenanigans
Yuhua by @distant-velleity
Nyx by @blackcat101
Gia by @ramshacklerumble
Yuuko by @silkkorchid
Moch by @thatsadguymochi
Faye by @faerieluvss
Yukana by @babyghoul138
Antoinette by @antoinettedoodles
AJ by @karamatsuboy-aj
Evelyuu by @h0neybane
Paloma and Hydris by @mhedusard
(Let me know if I made a mistake lol)
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst au#twisted wonderland au#azul ashengrotto#my persona#persona#twst oc#twisted wonderland oc#no yandere sim au#twst haniz art#Haniz persona#kozakura yuuka#idia shroud#twst silver#lilia vanrouge#<<<<mentioned#persona niz#Airinniz
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#sexn't#tw sex mention#minors dni#lgbtqtext#lgbtq text#animated text#word art#ace colors#asexual#asexual text#asexual pride#asexual humor#asexual meme#ace#ace pride#ace humor#ace meme#acespec#acespec pride#acespec humor#acespec meme#lgbtq#lgbtq pride#lgbtq humor#lgbtq meme#queer#queer pride#queer humor#queer meme
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A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*
Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea
Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything
Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today
Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you
Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)
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did… did she do that?
#WHY R ALL THESE ARTICLES ABT THE NEW ENGLAND SERIAL KILLER MENTIONING HER. FOR CLICKS?#i feel like its for clicks. i dont think taylor swift has murdered anybody#text#ask to tag
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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.
#chrambles#not a lily orchard video (i have never watched one in my life im sorry for whoever did)#being a homestuck fan alone is hell. people make shit up and call it canon unironically its painful#can be of any form of analysis btw your responses are so insightful (and also funny)#if you mention dirkjohn in the tags then youre the one who needs to reread the canon material again lol
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it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.
#i’m not american so i don’t know much about their legal system#but this absolutely should not be happening. it’s abhorrent that this trial might continue and that the evidence shown in the documentary#might be admissible#if he is found guilty. this is a TERRIFYING precedent#luigi mangione#not to mention his treatment is absolutely wild#like i said im not american so idk the court processes but im sure its absolutely wild that the shooting of 1 man#is being charged in 3 jurisdictions and is facing the death penalty#like im sorry aren’t there literal mass shooters in the US who have gotten lesser punishment
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HEY GUYS!!
GUYS!!!
FRANCE HAS REACHED THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF SIGNATURES ON THE CITIZEN'S INITIATIVE AGAINST CONVERSION THERAPY IN THE EU!!
ONE COUNTRY DOWN, SIX TO GO!!
We also need still quite a few signatures in order to reach the one million required.
As to date, the six other countries with the most signatures are:
Spain - 38.72%
Finland - 30.31%
Ireland - 24.86%
Netherlands - 24.15%
Germany - 23.54%
Belgium - 23.09%
So yeah, still a long way to go, but we ARE slowly getting closer. Don't stop now! Don't let this stay within the community, either, if you have any friends or family who are open to queer rights, get them to sign, too!
#good news#politics#EU politics#queer rights#human rights#lgbt rights#anti-conversion therapy#France#And I'll just tag the other countries mentioned in the post too#Spain#Finland#Ireland#Netherlands#Germany#Belgium
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"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.
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Hey you ever think about The Characters so much to the point where

#sp-rambles#This post was originally about TF2 qpr yaoi that I've written 170k+ words for already btw just thought I'd mention that
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