#––– ❛ ramblings 【 ooc. 】

[misteria247]

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THEY FUCKING KILLED THEM AND THE BEST PART????

THEY MUTUALLY AGREE TO ROB THEM I'M FUCKING HOWLING

[awkward-snake-girl]

So, I decided to rewatch some episodes of Lilo and Stich the series and it made me realize something…annoyingly realistic about Lilo’s hula teacher. He…never really does anything about Myrtle’s bullying. Like, he gets…mildly annoyed at her but she never faces any real consequences. Lilo always gets in trouble, for fighting, or because Myrtle does something to make her look bad, or you know, standing up for herself, but she doesn’t.

And as someone who was bullied for being the weird girl in school, and went to my teachers multiple times about it only to be met with advice like "ignore them" or "be the bigger person" and in the case of one boy who pushed me, threw things at me, and hit me "it just means he likes you". It hits hard…

The only difference is Lilo’s teacher was at least sympathetic towards Lilo when she got in trouble for standing up against her bully.

[hexxedcore]

18+ MDNI

caitlyn, who is shameless in pampering you and spoiling you. you deserve only the best, of course, and with her family luxury it isn’t as though the expenses will be missed by her parents.

caitlyn, who makes sure her purchases are going to good use by making you test out each pair of lacy navy panties she buys with her.

caitlyn, who indulges in a well-deserved form of stress relief in the shape of you after coming home from her new demanding position beside ambessa. who essentially gets pussy drunk after driving you past your fragile limits.

caitlyn, who takes advantage of her family’s spacious mansion to take you just about anywhere and everywhere should the desire arise. tobias still refuses to sit on the common room lounge.

caitlyn, who apologises for each hour she was away by punctuating them in kisses up your thighs before she eats you out. who takes you with the hunger of a starving woman.

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Yes im thinking about Sonic being the source of most of Tails issues. Not on purpose but just because of who he inescapably is. Yes im thinking about Sonic being so dedicated to making sure Tails never has to worry over him or feel afraid that he won't bounce back being so focused on smiling through everything and anything that he becomes unreachable. Yes im thinking about Tails needing so desperately to be self sufficent because he knows Sonic wants to adventure to run headfirst into danger and Tails needs to be capable and smart so he can be there with him he needs to be brave and mature so Sonic doesn't have to worry about him and can focus on looking after himself and most importantly he needs to not be a burden because Sonic loves running more than anything he loves being free and Tails needs to make sure he never ever slows him down because what if he cant keep up and Sonic runs away and never comes back?

So Tails expresses concern for Sonic after a rough battle and Sonic brushes it off with a grin despite the pain in his side. Sonic reaches to pass Tails something he can't reach and Tails swats his hand aside saying he can get it himself even if it's something so small and simple to have let Sonic pass him the screwdriver. Even if admitting he'd gotten nicked by that last laser would have been easier than wrapping up his side in a cave where no one could see. They've gotta let each other know they're untouchable and they don't need each other. So they won't worry. So they'll know they're okay. So they'll be safe. So he'll stay.

[mysweetvalentine1111]

Thinking about Sylus x Influencer! Non MC...

When you and Sylus start seeing eachother, you don't think to mention your hobby. Cause that's what it is to you, a hobby. And a bit of an odd one at that, so you don't bring it up.

It isn't until Sylus gets a message from one of the twins, a link with the text below it reading,

"Hey boss, isn't this the missus???"

He clicks on the link, curious and admittedly a bit concerned. His phone takes a moment to load, given he doesn't have any social media.

Imagine his surprise when a video of you pops up on his screen.

It's certainly not a masterpiece of cinema, but he can't bring himself to look away. It's a simple video of you getting ready for the day, trying on different outfits and asking for the audience's opinions as if they could respond. It's....endearing.

It just spirals from there.

He spends hours scrolling through your account. Most of your videos range from get ready with me's to you cooking, some are just you dancing in pajamas.

Later that night, the twins, wondering why Sylus hasn't come out of his office, peak their heads in. Wondering if he maybe fell asleep at his desk again.

They find him staring at his phone with an absolutely goofy smile, the sound of your voice coming from his communicators speaker.

"Okay, guys. So I'm going on a date tonight and I am freaking out. He's taking us to a fancy restaurant cuz he's fricking loaded but I have absolutely no idea what to wear! And he's so handsome and kind and gentle and sweet and I want to tell him that but I don't want to come off as desperate and-"

Rest assured, that morning he is sending you that video, the caption reading.

"I'm flattered, kitten. Seeing you get all worked up over little old me has made my night. Oh, and you don't have to worry about being desperate, you already know how much I crave you. ♡"

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

Dick knows Bruce is jealous. He sees it when Jason comes to Dick first. He sees it when all he has to do is say Tim’s name and give him a stern look to get him to finally go off to bed. He sees it when Bruce is struggling for days to get Damian to go to school and Dick can get him up and out of the house in just a few hours. He can feel it in the way Bruce looks at him.

He understands why Bruce is jealous, how could he not? Dick doesn’t do it to one up him or to make him feel worse. They trust Dick in a way they don’t trust Bruce, that doesn’t mean they don’t trust him they just trust Dick differently.

[cheeseponderer]

To add on to my post about blushing virgin Bruce: just imagine the first time Clark calls him baby!?!?

It’s bound to happen because, come on. It’s Clark Kent, aka the walking country farm boy stereotype. Its practically ingrained into his system to say all those annoyingly sweet nicknames like sweetheart and darlin’ and fucking cupcake

Anyway, the first time it does actually happen, its when Bruce is having one of his little fits because he let the joker get away or something. Hes been ignoring everyone and refusing to come out of his cave for hours and Clark is getting worried; he’s been practically begging Bruce on hands and knees to just eat something when it slips out-

“Baby, will you please just come upstairs for dinner?”

Bruce then promptly freezes in his rapid typing, which causes Clark to freeze(woah! Domino effect) because he thinks something is wrong with Bruce.

“Baby? You okay?”

When Clark reaches out to rub his shoulder in an attempt at comfort, Bruce makes no sound and doesn’t even look at clark; he just stands up, grabs Clarks hand, and starts leading them to the elevator like this is a perfectly normal thing to do

Clark hesitantly lets himself be lead, feeling both triumphant and scared because theres no way Bruce Wayne just caved so easily after only like one hour of whatever you call what Clark was doing. (Begging? Torture? Manipulation? Depends on the perspective; bruce would probably say all three)

Clark is getting suspicious, so even though both the elevator ride up and dinner are dead silent and kinda awkward he doesn’t really mind, because it gives him time to workshop his theory

When he actually gets to test it out, its because Bruce is glued to his monitors(again), this time in his office instead of the batcave. Clark asks him 3 or 4 times to just come to bed because hes so obviously tired and when bruce doesn’t listen(as predicted,) Clark just leans against the doorframe, raises an eyebrow and says-

“C’mon baby, you know you want to”

He purposely uses that soft, kryptonian voice he has saved away for almost-end-of-the-world speeches. Bruce does that thing again where he freezes up and sort of stops breathing; and when he doesn’t move for a few moments Clark is about to furrow his brow and ask if hes alright, but then bruce is standing up and crossing the room at record time and. Guess what.

Hes blushing.

Bruce actually lets Clark lead them to his bedroom hand in hand. Are you kidding.

Clark hides the biggest smile ever in Bruces hair when he climbs into bed and starts clinging to Clark like a koala, because holy motherfuck he just cracked the code to the universe

This is half baked at best but you guys see what im going for right

[notpercieved]

I miss Anaxa and Cerces dynamic so much😭

Nothing is funnier than Anaxa heaving his lungs out going up a mountain and then immediately we get a scene of Cerces heaving HER lungs out, they're so silly, i miss them dearly😭😭

The fact that not everyone can see her either makes the whole scenario even sillier where in those 15 days SURELY someone has questioned why he was talking to thin air

"Professor, who are you talking to?"

"... Don't worry about it."

She means alot to him, considering he even has a voice line talking about her when you open treasure

So in a way, the Blasphemer found comfort in a God, not as a worshipper, but as companions

[limboni]

"The rumour goes" 1-2/3

Next ->

[citranna]

Clark, having a bad day: God I hate Captain Marvel. Hope that guy has a terrible day. Projecting all hate from Lex Luthor back onto him. Wishing him the worst.

Billy Batson, under a bridge tonight: huh. little chillier then normal.

[gravesidepickup]

okay, ignore that I've been dead as hell. new poolverine au idea just dropped.

Logan gets invited to Jean and Scott's wedding and he's trying to prove that he's NOT being sad bitch hours over it and hes definitely in such a good and happy and healthy and perfect relationship. so he has to bring his totally real and legit girlfriend to the wedding as his plus one right?

Except he doesn't HAVE a totally real and legit girlfriend. So he has to take to the internet. That he's not... The best at using but Desperate times call for Desperate measures, right?? Right.

Logan is hiring someone to play his girlfriend for the wedding.

"But this is supposed to be poolverine!" You yell

And you're RIGHT. IT IS!!

So, who else does he ACCIDENTALLY hire other than THE Wade fucking Wilson himself.

"Wolverine wouldn't do this :/" You say. too bad I don't care it's an au. plus, fuck you. I respond.

Logan is spending weeks sharing just enough information to make it passable before properly meeting face to face, a bad choice, but we did establish he's really not great with the internet. They're chatting it up, daily. Building a connection in their own way. He's desperate. Wade is kicking his feet and giggling over this.

Wade just thought it'd be funny to post on Craigslist, a dying website, just because he was bored on a Thursday night. He didn't expect any real inquiries, just bored Desperate men.

Surprise!

Someone is desperate, but it's a different kind of desperate.

Finally. An un determined amount of time before the wedding but just enough that it's too late to hire someone else– it happens. The first in person meeting. The moment Logan realizes he's a fucking idiot and he's stuck with an even bigger idiot.

It's too late. He doesn't have time to find anyone else. He has to COMMIT. This is his only choice. They're going to spend the entire undetermined amount of time together and get closer.

They have their bickering and fights, but they pull up to that wedding and put on the best god damn show this town has ever seen. By GOD do they fucking commit. It's beautiful. Cinematic masterpiece. Everyone is convinced, and everyone is happy for Logan. It's a fucking dream how well he pulls this off.

Alternatively, they're a fucking mess. They're a nightmare. it's like a trainwreck, you just can't look away. But maybe this is more convincing for them. Let's be honest. Their love language is stabbing and violence.

True Romcom style. They're in love fr now.

[misteria247]

Broke: Pacifica only bullies Dipper

Woke:

They bully each other

[007n7-blog]

I got a couple asks wondering about how 007's connection worked and how anons looked to him... Hopefully this explains it I dunno!

[im-not-a-joke]

birdflash where dick has a breakdown ab all the pressure he feels constantly from being nightwing and All That Entails + his family + just like. Being an adult, so wally is like “hey why don’t you just take a break and come stay in keystone w me for a little bit :))))”

and really, this whole thing is wally “accidentally” making dick his trophy wife. but dick doesn’t need to know that.

dick is rebuilding himself and finding out who he is without the looming bat-shaped shadow constantly over his head while also being a guy who who grew up in nj suddenly in the midwest.

dick: walls, i thought you said the people here were chill

wally: they are? why? did something happen?

dick: when i went for a walk today, everyone i made eye-contact with smiled at me.

wally: yeah, and?

dick: they smiled.

wally: oh right you’re from the gloomiest place on earth.

wally: smiling at the people you make eye contact with is just being polite here, dude.

(and like, this could be established!birdflash where wally is lowkey trying to frog boil his bf into settling down (it works) OR it could be pre-birdflash in an “and they were roommates” situation.)

[kawareo]

I understand people have different interpretations of character so I'm not saying mine is superior ir whatever, but I genuinely never saw what Gortash did to his parents as a proof of him still wanting to be loved by them

To me it screams mockery. "A good mother would never do such a thing!" Aka Sally is not a good mother and has to say it. "We are so proud of how far he's come!" He knows theyre not and that they don't like him so why not rub it in their face that that is what they'll always tell everyone. "We raised him under our roof and look at how far he's come!" They'll never be remembered for anything other than 'raising' him.

"We love him so much" they don't and they never will but he can make them say it over and over again because they will never change and he's rubbing it in their face that they're powerless and trapped watching themselves say things they'd never mean.

[fl00mie]

something i did when i saw a post of joku talking about this topic: it's an interesting concept but practically impossible because nothing stops artists from continuing to create (this is convenient for ink), based on this i tried to adjust the words of the creator of dreamtale herself to her characters under an objective truth— there is no limit to the multiverse

here's the post and the translation