#“Oh if you're not willing to put all your efforts for the course this is not the place for you” BITCH I *AM* PUTTING ALL MY EFFORTS!

[the-autumn-apple-artworks]

University ever pushes you so low you have to go buy a couple of beers? /srs/neg

I'm gonna vent in the tags for a moment humor me for once /gen

[getodrools]

𐙚 BETTER THAN HIM: MEGUMI FUSHIGURO!

IN WHICH, step son! megumi looks too much like his father the longer he trains, and it seems like he does have a type after all…

I 𝓲. I MDNI ୨୧ milf! reader. step cest. aged-up characters. age gap: reader; 30s + meg; mid 20s. mommy kink-ish. creampie. infediality. quickie. | WC –> 1.1k+ est ! !

NOTE. this is a repost from my old blog !! :p

fuck.

YOUR WEDDED HUSBAND SURE did have some nice genes… watching closely how your stepson walked around the house so mellow; head sulking but chest exposed and puffed out, stacked muscles relaxed but yet, so toned of quiet determination — of a growing man willing and able to put in daily effort to achieve such a hefty and big…

big goal.

and you couldn't help yourself either, the obvious liking to the fushiguro blood was clear. megumi just gave off that same gruff and manly feel your husband does, especially the longer he stayed at jujutsu tech.

it's been almost a decade. and you can most certainly tell it took its toll on him – all that hard work and scars of stories running along barred skin was catching. it reminded how you'd kiss at toji’s... megumi, just got more… raunchy the last time you've seen him is all.

yet, megumi just had something more to him.

he's a younger version of your husband — almost identically now, but of course, more fit and kept up with, more endurance, more stamina…

but not any less experienced.

and it seemed like megumi had a good taste in women just like his father too. always catching sneaky eyes wondering down your blouse whenever you were cleaning – catching how he would hug you a lot tighter when you wore little dresses — mainly to impress your husband but that tight squeeze at your sides and bright smile before muttering out how lucky his father is makes you feel…

special.

that special feeling sparked up once again soon as your husband went to go get more booze and lottery tickets; megumi was beginning to help around more often – lifting heavier things that needed to be moved for spring cleaning. you'd catch yourself imagining how much of a hard time your husband would have given you about that… but megumi made sure you didn't need to overstep yourself with simple things. wanting to be more of a help for you, his mother idle, an older fine woman — how sweet he was.

“my father doesn't deserve you.” words that finally pinned your feelings together, and it quickly lead to bumping and a few vases to fall.

…

“mom–my..!” tepid lips almost quivering in sync with the shake of his timbre voice dropping an octave.

his cock curves just like his father's – slightly to the right with a pretty flushed tip, heavy balls too, feeling them hit right against your puffy clit at each rough thrust. and at each barreling plunge of his cock stuffing you full, he forces a low rumble of swears on your tongue to echo in your bedroom; even clammy hands to twist harder into the sheets your husband was just sulking on.

your needy cunt squeezed down hard around the base of his jamming cock, feeling how eager he was to fill you up the second his tip kissed your sopping entrance, never leaving your needy hole.

“oh! gumii! like that-- yes!”

there was one big difference between the two men. megumi had the stamina and understanding to make you feel beyond pleasure; he knows when to go faster or harder with deeper strokes, or how he understands when your hands would reach for mercy only to keep pounding that one soft spot, knowing you're only chasing that needed high.

not toji though, toji fucked you silly. he fucked you on his cock ‘till he came. no actual tender care, only a pounding until his problems felt an inch better. of course, toji made your tummy rise, no doubt, but you've always desired more than just to be filled up and left for some booze.

megumi knows what you've been wanting, what you've been craving for.

the feeling of being young again. that feeling of being fucked like some groupie at a frat house, and it makes him smile even harder watching how desperate you were about it; watching those pretty hips roll back with every grind – wordless heavy breaths in his ear of how good he was making you feel.

of how much you love his cock.

the long strides made you speak tongue. babbling on how much he makes you feel, and your wet tongue that hangs out twists. panting out how much he wasn't like his father ‘till he popped a messy knot of spunk in you.

the front door swings open, and heavy feet trail off somewhere in another room.

“y/n! there's glass on the floor! clean it up.”

<– BACK: PINNED ౨ৎ NEXT: MORE MEGUMI –>

[wrioluvr]

coming out to + confessing to belobog men. ⋆⋅♡⋅⋆

note: wanted to try my hand at writing more cute stuff <3 also there are like ZERO posts in the luka x male reader tag my baby deserves more. happy pride my beloved readers!!! i wrote this like 6 months ago and coincidentally just picked it back up in time for june! i don't even play hsr anymore... crying emoji content: male reader, fluff. luka, sampo, gepard

sampo (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

would 100% know before you even told him

"hey, [name]! heard you got something to tell me, don't worry, your good pal sampo's all ears."

"sampo... uh.....i like... guys...."

"oh, is that it? i thought it was obvious..."

"HUH????"

"i meant- thank you for trusting me enough to tell me. your secret's safe with me, hehe." placing his hand over his heart in a dramatic gesture, he promises sincerely. despite his initial reaction, he really is touched. not many people trust him, so your willingness to share something so personal made him feel special.

"oh, and one more thing....."

"what is it? you got a secret boyfriend you didn't tell me about?" he asks teasingly, not expecting the bomb you're about to drop on him.

"...i like you."

his eyes go wide. "now that's a surprise."

even though he'd scam people without a second thought, some calling him cruel, he can't bring himself to be indifferent to you. here you were, pouring your heart out, with such a nervous expression on your face, how could he maintain his usual sly demeanour? in all seriousness, he knows he's a bit scummy, so he would be a bit hesitant about getting into a relationship for your sake. he's always running about, chased by the authorities, he doesn't want you to be involved into all that. but if you're willing to accept him and his slippery ways, he'll be sure to put an equal amount of effort. he hates owing favours, after all.

"oh, how could i refuse such a an enticing offer? of course i'll be your boyfriend, [name]." he can't help the grin that appears on his face at your expression, simultaneously shocked and overjoyed. "seriously, you're too precious.... c'mon, let's go on a date!" throwing an arm around you, he squeezes your shoulder excitedly.

"wha- like right now?? and you accepted my confession just like that???" you're at loss of words as he drags you along to who knows where.

"what are you waiting for? let's go, pal! wait- should i call you pal now that we're dating? how about buddy? hmm... still too friendly. how do you feel about sweetheart?"

જ⁀➴

every time he appears at your door, giving you a sheepish grin as he explains how he needs to lay low for a bit, it always comes with a kiss, or several, along with a heart-shaped box of your favourite chocolates. he might go missing for a few days at a time on "business" (probably some illegal trading), but he always makes sure to update you on his whereabouts so you don't worry, sending a bunch of heart pom-pom stickers to let you know he misses you. if anyone were to ever make some snide comments about your sexuality, his first instinct would be to drop every job he's doing and comfort you, followed by using his various contacts to deal with that person swiftly. natasha and seele can't believe he actually got someone to like him, much less get into a serious relationship, but nevertheless, they make sure to look out for you to ensure he doesn't break your heart. he vows not to ever hurt you though, it's the last thing he'd ever want. his promises are often fickle with his clients, but with you, they're always sincere.

luka (૭ ｡•̀ ᵕ •́｡ )૭

would definitely being overenthusiastic about being an ally

"[name], hey! you wanted to tell me something? i hope it's about training with me...."

"sorry, luka, it's not about that.... i.... i just wanted to let you know that i'm gay."

"oh! like seele and bronya!"

"i mean- i guess....?" your nervousness was immediately replaced by a comical surprise at his response, you had to suppress your laughter. he was so genuine, it was endearing.

"don't worry! if any thugs give you shit for it, just tell me. i'll deal with them right away... i've been itching for a fight anyway." he immediately gets into a fighting stance, throwing a few punches in the air to get his point across. he ended his little show with a wink, causing your stomach to fill with butterflies. you decided to tell him then and there.

"and uh, luka. i like you."

"aw, thanks! i like you too. you're a great friend, [name]."

"like, in the romantic way..."

"that works too! that way, i can protect you easier." without missing a beat, he flashes you a grin and a thumbs up, seemingly unfazed by your sudden confession. but the slight dust of red on his cheeks let you know your words did have an effect.

"wait... you know this means we'll be boyfriends?" your head's reeling at how easily he accepted your feelings. did this man really not think about anything but training and beating up thugs??? not that you were complaining, his drive was one of his charming points, but still.

"yeah, i don't mind. with someone like you by my side, i'm sure i could take on any enemy. thank you for giving me this opportunity."

જ⁀➴

even though he puts on a strong front, secretly, he's deathly afraid of becoming a burden, especially to you. one of his favourite pastimes is training and working out with you, or he'd be content for you to just watch him train and cheer for him as well. as long as he has the reassurance that you know he's getting stronger, allowing him to shield you from the dangers of the underworld. if he ever gets injured, a simple persuasion won't work, you'll have to physically hold him in place so that you can treat his cuts and bruises - no matter how much he protests and insists he's fine, he does appreciate it. a lot. he enjoys the little things, the way you run your fingers along the cool metal of his arm as you ramble about your day, or the enthusiastic whoop you give every time he knocks an opponent out at the fight club, or the scent of the freshly cleaned towel you bring him to dry his sweat. you help him realise that there's time to relax, his self-imposed training schedule being so intense and demanding. getting him to not be so hard on himself would be a treat. if you ever get derogatory comments about your sexuality... trust, he'll personally teach them a lesson, and ask natasha not to treat them once he's done. after all, you give him another reason to continue training to be the strongest. he has to be there for you.

gepard ( •̀ - •́ )

dense cutie... wouldn't get your hints until you told him explicitly

"my apologies for being late, [name]... you had something you wanted to tell me?"

"no problem, gepard... i just wanted to tell you that-" taking a deep breath, you prepare youself for his reaction. "-i like guys."

"oh? me too, i'm quite fond of the guards under my care."

"i mean that i'm gay..."

"oh, that's what you meant. are you telling me this because you've faced some form of discrimination lately? don't worry, belobog has strict laws in place to prevent-"

"no, gepard- i'm telling this because i like you..."

"oh."

જ⁀➴

congratulations, you've courted the sweetest man in all of belobog! initially, he was slightly worried that your newfound relationship would interfere with his duties as protector of the people, but much to his surprise, making time for you is easy. or more so, it's because you always make the effort to stop by whenever he's out patrolling, so you end up spending a lot of time together anyway. his face might get red when you blow him a kiss behind the rest of the silvermane guards' backs, but he always makes sure to let you know how much he appreciates your guidance. he's a little self-conscious about his lack of romantic experience, so be gentle with him! don't tease him too much. while he is fully devoted to his duty, he's not above slipping away for a few minutes when you text him to meet in a back alley, to gift him some flowers you may or may not have stolen from belobog's florist. the next day, he would return the favour by holding out a bunch of your favourite flowers, home grown (an attempt was made) in his very own garden. hey, even if they're slightly wilted, it's the thought that counts, right? don't look at him with that affectionate gaze! he's embarrassed. it would be quite funny if you had criminal tendencies, gepard would be absolutely torn between lecturing you and turning a blind eye simply because his lovely boyfriend had made lunch for him earlier in the day. especially if you're friends with sampo, the little shit would threaten to snitch to you everytime gepard almost catches him. or.... perhaps.... he let you off the hook because of that one time you pinned him against some alley wall (when he was supposed to be patrolling! blasphemous.) and kissed him so hard his legs gave out. you've become one of his weaknesses, but he doesn't mind it. at all.

pic credits to dailysampo, dailygepard and dailylukaa on twt!

[ryomens-vixen]

90s Boyfriend Toji

CW: Toji is a warning all on it's on, daddy kink, 90s Toji, mentions of drvg selling, smut, slight aftercare if you squint, hitting, etc.

Word count: 🤷🏾‍♀️ I don't know babes...

Good luck 🤞

Author note: thank you @blkkizzat for the nickname I really didn't know what to call him without being cringe af, I've never wrote for Toji so I hope this is kinda good I'm not too confident in this.

90sBF Toji who loves his son so much that he bought both of them matching gold chains, you could say they're almost like twins in a way, wherever Toji goes you'll definitely see megumi following behind him like the daddy's boy that he is. 

90sBF Toji who listens to artists like Notorious B I G, Tupac, DMX, Ice Cube, Ol Dirty Bastard, Nas, Sir Mix A-lot, and Snoop Dogg. 

90sBF Toji who's street name is “T-Raw” (thanks kali.) Almost all the ladies around his hood know him by that, even those he distributes Kush to, he just got it like that. 

90sBF Toji who'll only kick it with you if his son likes you, he's the most important person in his life. If megumi doesn't like you then it's a wrap. 

90sBF Toji who sells Kush for a living along with another side hustle of his… aka slanging dick, yes this whore of a man sells dick as well. 

90sBF Toji who usually picks up single moms around the corner store from his place. 

90sBF Toji who only lets the ladies that Megumi picks come over the house. 

90sBF Toji who won't settle down with anyone unless his son Megumi likes you which doesn't normally last long. Once you do something Megumi doesn't like you better hope you can fix it before he tells Toji. 

90sBF Toji who constantly makes Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto babysit poor Megumi every time he's hauled off to jail. 

90sBF Toji who is almost always cellmates with his homeboys Shiu and Ryomen who of course nags him about whether or not he wants to see his son

90sBF Toji who's surprised by Megumi suddenly took a liking to you one day. Maybe he had mistaken you for another girl Toji use to fuck on or maybe he just thought “Woah pretty lady” and claimed you to be his new mom, but whatever his son wants, his son gets and Toji ain't arguing with that at all. 

90sBF Toji who started making you, a college student babysit little Megumi who continues to call you “mama” and you have no clue as the whether it's because Toji calls you mamas or if he genuinely thinks you're his mother, either way he's cute with an annoyingly fine ass father. 

90sBF Toji who's more into fuckin than he is romancing, but is willing to put forth the effort to keep you around more. 

90sBF Toji who leaves all his women begging for more, surprisingly he hasn't gotten anyone pregnant by now. 

90sBF Toji who constantly has to reassure you that you're the only one he's laying pipe on, he hates that you have to deal with the Plethora of heart broken obsessed women he's left behind.

 90sBF Toji who fucks you like he like he's trying to get you pregnant. “Fuck- that's some good pussy, Hah- Ngh—” 

“Fu— T.. To..ji! too much, too much!”

The more you begged him to slow down even just a little bit, the more he made it apparent that he wanted his dick in your stomach. God it felt like he was trying to break you- fucking you into the mattress. One hand on the back of your neck, the other on your frontal a fist FULL of hair mind you. It was intense. He wanted yet another orgasm out of you to cream and squirt all over him again, you needed this dick and he was going to give it to you all damn night if he had too. 

Oh did your moans and screams turn him on even more than that ‘O’ face you were making. No wonder everyone called him “T-Raw”. “Shut the fuck up, you've been teasing me with that phat pussy all damn day- Fuuughck—”  Toji said in an annoyed tone as he cocks a hand back and smacks a handprint onto your ass. 

“m'sorry daddy!”

“Nah.. Don't cry now, take this dick, take it mamas.”

Oh boy did he take you down through there, eyes in the back of your head, tongue hanging, tears forming at the corners of those pretty (e/c) eyes. What was this your fifth? Sixth Orgasm? How experienced was this man, this is what you get for fuckin with a grown man like him. There he was beating your back in, creamy white ring formed at the base of his cock from both your pussy juices and his cum fusing together, blunt in mouth. Where'd he get the blunt from? Don't know, but man was his dick good no wonder he had so many women flocking after him. The way he makes you feel it in your stomach was no joke he really knew how to fuck you right. 

90sBF Toji who didn't really fuck with college girl had you wrapped around his fingers… I mean his dick. It didn't matter where or when he wanted that pussy before your classes, after your classes, in your dorm room, his car, it didn't matter to him because he was a nasty old man. 

90sBF Toji who had you chasing behind him wondering where he was taking that dick, YOUR dick, was he gonna start slanging dick again? You didn't know but you felt just like those older women he'd Freak then leave.

90sBF Toji who'd reassure you that he wasn't fuckin anyone else by making sweet love to you. He doesn't need you acting crazy on him. I mean who else is going to watch Megumi besides Satoru and Suguru? 

90sBF Toji who gets a little annoyed when you show up blowing up on him about another woman flocking him again, he gets so annoyed that has to shut you up with cock in that tight throat of yours.

“Now tell me who the fuck do you think you're talkin to again!?” 

“Mmmf- Sowry—” 

“Can't talk with all that dick in your mouth can you, heh…” 

You did your best trying to take it all, but couldn't make it to the base of his cock without gagging and coughing. But that was nothing he couldn't fix, with a smirk on Toji's face he held your head down on his thigh and began to fuck himself into your throat. God did this nasty bitch enjoy hearing your ‘gluck gluck gluck’ sounds coming from you. This slutty man let out a deep bellowing groan at the sensation he was feeling in his groin. It was a tight, and warm feeling making his pace grow sloppier by the minute.

“Nasty ass bitch look at you , mouth full of dick fuuughck Im gonna— gonna c.. Cum-” 

Patting on his leg trying to signal him to slow down so you could breathe, if your face could visibly turn blue it would he was not letting up as he chased his own high. One strong thrust he came deep into your throat, god if he could put all that good dick in your kidneys he would. 

90sBF Toji who isn't too big on aftercare, but since he's down bad for you, then he might just indulge in it, just for you, only for you. 

90sBF Toji who after a good pounding throws a towel onto your body and praises you for taking him so well.

“Fuck, you take dick like a good lil bitch don't yah? What cat got yah tongue?”

“ since Megumi ain't trippin bout yah I guess you'll do for now .”

“How about you get cleaned up, come watch a movie with me.”

90sBF Toji who truly can't believe you're to put up with all his bullshit, even his homeboys think something's wrong with you.

90sBF Toji who hates bringing you over to Satoru and Suguru's place for boys night because it always end in a fight everytime Satoru thinks it's be funny to flirt with you.

90sBF Toji who hates that you have to remind him that you don't want him to end up in jail everytime they fight.

90sBF Toji who starts to grow a lil bit of a soft spot for you, so much that he starts to show you off to his old hoes.

90sBF Toji who randomly shows up to your college class to drop off YOUR son Megumi when Satoru and Suguru cancel on him, leaving all your homegirls to think you're a mother now.

Tags: @blkkizzat @littlemochabunni @honeeslust @gojos-thot-patrol-main @oreo-creampie @screampied(I was told to tag you) @halosdiary @connorsui (I was told to tag you) @biscuitsngravie

[pupyuj]

g!p fwb wonyoung 😔😔

hehehhahssh wonyyy 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 i missed writing thoughts for herrr send me wony asks grrrr 😗😗🤭

almost the same situation as the other fwb wony thought! campus popular wony and stinkin' cute but moody reader 😈

little miss perfect is a bit insecure about having a dick though ☹️ only a handful of people know about it but it's not like wony's keeping it a secret! she's not very vocal about having a big dick unlike a certain jock who is very loud about being huge🧍‍♀️shy g!p wony covering up her red face when you pull her cute boxers off,, the kisses that you leave on her inner thighs only making her harder,,, and you're just watching as her cock grows bigger, practically drooling at the sight... wony tells you not to stare at it too much but you were completely entranced by it,, shdhsijx having to tell wony to keep herself quiet bcs your roommate was right outside your door studying,, but baby is barely able to hold her whimpers when you start stroking her cock :(((

sensitive wony definitely comes just from a few minutes of a handjob... and yes, of course she's gonna be horribly embarrassed but the sight of her cum all over your hand drives her crazy 😵‍💫 especially when you clean up your hand with your mouth, keeping eye contact with wony while you lick her cum off your fingers,,, "ride me, (y/n)..." wony would say,, her brain empty save for the thought of completely destroying you w her cock 🤭

🫠 wony having your thighs in a death grip while you're bouncing up and down her cock,, her soft whines filling the air, and having to put your hand around her mouth just to remind her to shut up 😵‍💫😵‍💫 wony struggling not to moan loudly when you start to ride her faster and deeper, seemingly never having enough of her cock,,, you were completely addicted with the way she fits inside your pussy just right,, collapsing onto wony's chest as you came close to your climax,,, not really making an effort to shut her up now bcs you were clutching the bedsheets underneath her,,

omg wony begging to come inside you :(( she just really loves the thought of having a personal cumdump!! and she knew you'd love being reduced to that.. she was already using you to blow off some steam after all, why not take it to the next level right? 🤭 letting wony hold your hips down while she dumps her load inside you,, her warm seed trickling inside your walls making you come in return 😳 no doubt your roommate was probably suspicious of what you were doing now.. especially when a switch flips inside wony's head and she decides to just,, pin you down your own bed and fuck you so hard that your bed slams against the wall,,,,

oh oh omg,, wony would definitely like to fuck around during class,, like maybe the two of you were seated at the back together,,, acting like normal strangers whenever wony was swarmed by her friends,, but then the lesson starts and about halfway through, wony's fingers are knuckle deep inside of you.. thrusting very slowly, and she has that million-dollar smile of hers put on, pretending like everything was fine 🤗 but ofc you get your little revenge by reaching over, slipping your hand underneath her skirt and jerking her off,,, mmdjdhskfjsf the two of you just fucking each other in the back of the class, barely being able to hold back your sounds when you came at the same time,,

excusing yourself to the bathroom right after bcs you needed to clean yourself up,,, but then as you left the classroom, you hear wony asking for permission to leave as well,, so change of plans! 😈 the two of you don't even try to hide behind a stall or a janitor's closet or an empty classroom... wony just grabs you, drags you towards a corner, before ramming her cock inside you,,, face hidden in your neck, moaning helplessly into your skin but still somehow finding it in her to tease you?? 🤤

"b-bet you wanted everyone to see your tight little hole getting fucked by me, hm...? so willing... to let me touch you in class.. fuck... don't worry, one day i'll s-show everybody how much of a slut you really are..."

"bend you over the desk.. you want that, baby? w-wanna—oh my god—wanna get bred by me in front of everybody??"

the answer is always yes please wony i need her so BAD—

[the-banana-0verlord]

how are you ? hii ^^, I would like to request for the third year boys I think they are rook, leona, vile, malleus, lilia and trey well with a fem mc who is very bad at studies because she had never attended a school before so this is her Taking classes for the first time and taking exams, that's why she works hard even though she failed several times, she never gives up~ one of her favorite phrases is "if I fail 99 times, I'll continue once more, maybe the 100th will be the winner" hehe <33

again, i apologize for the request taking so long 😅

How the third years would react to a Reader who is bad at studies

Notes: Gn reader, i totally forgot idia existed 💀 Either that or it was a conscious decision.

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🦁Leona Kingscholar 🦁

🦁Studies were never a problem for him. He always passed his exams with flying scores without even trying. 🦁So since everything came to him so naturally, it was hard for him to imagine someone not having the same easyness as he did. 🦁You were at the opposite ends of the spectrum: He didn't care about school yet excelled at it, while you were still optimistic when your scores barely passed the passing note. 🦁You made him care again. He helped you with your studies and you got progressively better. 🦁And it's not just your studies who got better, his also. Because of you, he put effort in what he had to do. Under all his grumpiness, he thanks you for it.

👑👑👑

👑Vil Schoenheit👑

👑Sure, you weren't all that good, but you tried, and in Vil's book, that's more than anyone could do. 👑Also, he's not one to pass the opportunity to help someone become their best selves. 👑So he helps you. The time passed with you is enjoyable thanks to your cheerful personnality. 👑He also enjoys teaching you. Why don't you come around to Pomefiore so he can teach you makeup?

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♦Cater Diamond ♦

♦Of course he'll help you, that's what an upperclassman does! ♦But to be truly honest, most of the "study times" are just you hanging out. ♦But when you actually study, he's not half-bad as a tutor. ♦He's not the best, but at least you can see your grades get a little better.

🏹🏹🏹

🏹Rook Hunt 🏹

🏹What wonderful ardor and persistance you have! Oh, how it makes his heart flutter! 🏹A hunt for a good grade is a hunt all the same, and you have the qualities of the best huntsman. 🏹You never seem to catch your prey, though, so he'll just ahve to give you un coup de pouce. 🏹Not all minds work the same, so maybe yours just works differently than the norm of teachings. 🏹You'll be studying school and he'll be studying you.

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♣Trey Clover ♣

♣He's pretty used to tutoring since the underclassmen in his dorm usually go to him for help or advice. ♣He was willing to help from the start, but your positive attitude motivated him more than the complains of the others he tutored spouted every second. ♣He's in the science club, so that's covered, and cooking always help with mathematics. ♣Yeah perfect teacher 10/10.

🐲🐲🐲

🐲Malleus Draconia 🐲

🐲You're asking him, Malleus Draconia, to help you study? 🐲He should be offended, but he finds it so intriguing and amusing he'll indulge you accept your request. 🐲I mean, there is no one better to learn from than from the best.(He's a very terrible teacher though) 🐲Your positive attitude is also refreshing from the gloomy and terrified faces of his daily life.

🦇🦇🦇

🦇Lilia Vanrouge 🦇

🦇Don't ask him for potion making, but he'll be perfect for teaching history. After all, he was there when it happened. 🦇...Except he wasn't. When XXX thing went down, he was hammered with his friend Jerry on the other side of the continent. 🦇He's still kinda helpful with the big lines, but don't really expect much. 🦇That or he'll put you through Silver and Sebek's training regiment. Don't know which is worse.

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Hope you enjoyed!

Have a good day/night!

[poppy-metal]

i have THOTS about Jordan and i feel like you would understand them the best so:

GOOD LORD imagine giving them head like properly putting in the effort and the time to give them the best head ever, and they keep stopping themselves from cumming every time they are close because this feels too fucking good so they are basically using your mouth to edge themselves, and at some point the pleasure is just so so much that- they shift form without realizing- and they stare down at you like oh shit i'm sorry but their eyes roll back when you don't bat an eye and just go back to it like nothing changed and the pleasure is too good that they just let it go and come in your mouth because you have been such a good girl letting them use you like that😩

alternatively it would also be kind of funny that you have to hold back a little laugh because depending on the situation your mouth gets suddenly really empty, your face kind of falls forward and your tongue is swirling around nothing?? you were sure there was something there before wtf? that- or you get suddenly and quite unexpectedly chocked and deep-throated by a big cock and okay let's be honest maybe you need a second to catch your breath as Jordan is spewing apologies above you

i will cry because they praise you so much when you eat them out, their good girl, letting them use you hhhh. letting them rub their pussy over your tongue and whining into them. they have a hand cupped around your neck, half to hold you in place, half so they can rub their fingers into your nape soothingly. feels so good to make them feel good and you look so pretty with your lips all puffy and abused and when you wrap your lips around their clit, their knees tremble and they get overwhelmed and the sight of you pulling that tight bud into your mouth, eyes hazy like you're in your own little world, pleased as punch to be serving them, it makes them want to fill your mouth up even more and that's when it happens - the shift.

suddenly your mouth is stretched and full and you pull back in shock, and jordans so apologetic, because they'd kinda done it without really thinking about it, sitting up to cup your face like they might have hurt you. you just smile because it was a suprise but not an unpleasant one, "you want my mouth still? on your cock?" and they shudder, you're so sweet, the sweetest girl really, always willing to please and they kinda wanna mess you up about it. just a little.

"yeah," they murmur, thumb stroking your lower lip, running over your tongue when it peeks out to give their thumb a lick, "wanna see you with your mouth full. you look so fucking good, baby."

your cunt throbs and you're more than happy to oblige, mouth dropping to sink over the cock you love to worship so much, filling you so full already. you moan around the thick intrusion, and jordan groans so deep it sends another jolt right to your clit, not helped by how they reach down to flutter their hand around your throat, ringed fingers feathering over the skin there, and you realize they're feeling where their cock fills you there when they press deep.

"shit." they grunt, spreading their thighs wider so they have a better view of you, both hands now coming up to cradle your head as they pump down your throat. face flushed and eyes dark and wild, "gonna cum -"

you take it all, of course. swallowing around their cock as they spill, drinking it all down. you barely have time to let them slip out before they've shifted again, and soft hands are pulling you up, feminine soft lips devouring your mouth. "god, you're so fucking hot - how are you so hot? jesus." yanking you under them till their necklace is glancing off your nose, then dangling above you as they grin down. "that princess cunt s'probably crying, huh? can't have that."

[citystars]

(★)―――includes: Savanaclaw dorm

(★)―――synopsis: relationship headcanons

(★)―――warnings: none! If anything pls tell me <3

Leona Kingscholar!!

So he's very prideful and arrogant, which leads me to believe he likes PDA. If you dated him, he'd show you off endlessly, especially around his dormmates.

His love language is physical touch. It ties into the whole PDA thing. He likes showing you off

It can be as small as his hand resting on your hip, or to him bragging to everyone that you're his and that's that! No one else has you.

If anyone makes you upset ohhhh he’s pissed. Your feelings are really important to him. Leona is extremely protective of you and whoever hurts you will never hear the end of it

Also, he gets jealous easily!! It irritates him when someone starts to become reallyyy friendly with you, and he desperately tries to keep you away from people. He also claims he isn't jealous since he is the best option for you.

He can fall asleep in three seconds? So he likes napping with you!!

Sometimes you're tasked with waking him up... yeah that's a hassle. He ends up dragging you into bed and you're both late for your class

Dates with him are pretty chill

prefer private ones over public ones

He might simply take you to the garden and lie down with you in his arms

Or he might take you to see the star if he's not sleeping that is.

Something about you calms him, your mere presence could lie him to a deep sleep

The gifts are full of everything.

Everything from him buying you launch all the way to fine jewels you saw while you two were out

Leona cares about you but doesn't want to show it too much like he does with most things.

He genuinely worries that you will get sick of his lazy, uncaring attitude

Overall the big cat loves and cherishes you

Ruggie Bucchi!!

this little gremlin-

the kind who enjoys taking pictures of you while you sleeping peacefully.

He knows just where you are most open to being tickled, and he does it without hesitation. He finds it fun pulling pranks on you. (pranks are his absolute favorite).

He purposely puts a small amount of ice cream on your nose in a joking way

"Shi Shi Shi!, you have something on your nose,"

Undoubtedly, his arm must be sore from the playful hits you give him in response to his terrible jokes.

You are always there to help him with dorm chores.

In return, he showers you with acts of kindness and service.

He is truly husband material.

He surprises you with random cheek kisses and gently holds your hand. :(

"Ohhh, I just couldn't resist kissing your cheek! I hope that was alright,"

He is always willing to assist you with any requests, even those from Leona.

Though he may not admit it, he adores it when you lovingly scratch the back of his ears.

When it comes to date, he loves the peace and quiet of alone time together.

His favorite thing to do with you is laze around, days off with you are always a highlight

he also likes to lean on you when you two are sitting somewhere and he gets bored and or tired which can be a little challenging for you if you're much smaller than him since he just rests his whole body and weight onto you

like he would hold your hands at random times and try his best to make you smile and laugh

He can play both small and big spoon when cuddling

Quick kisses every day

he puts a lot of effort into your relationship and it's the small things he does for you that you love so much about him yes of course by now he compliments you and from time to time makes slight remarks about how important you are to him which you love and definitely appreciate.

Jack Howl!!

Oh, let me tell you about Jack, the self-proclaimed protector! He's the kind of boyfriend who's always got your back, even if you're perfectly capable of handling things yourself.

Now, here's the thing about Jack: he's got a secret soft spot. he absolutely adores head pats. Seriously, it's his guilty pleasure. But he'd never admit it out loud.

In return for your attention, Jack shows you just how much you mean to him. He's all about acts of service and quality time. Need something from a high shelf? No problem, he's there to lend a hand. Craving a small snack? He might have something in his bag

And let's not forget about physical affection. Jack loves it when you run your fingers through his hair or give his ears and tail a little pet. It's like his personal therapy.

And don't even get me started on surprise kisses and those long, tight hugs. He craves that reassurance that he's doing things right and that you're head over heels for him.

When it comes to spending time together, Jack is all about the chill and calming activities. Whatever helps you unwind, he's game for it. And trust me, he'll make time for you whenever possible. He's quite the pro at remembering important dates and noticing any changes in you. That's because he genuinely pays attention to anything about you <3

Loyalty is Jack's middle name. He's devoted to you and your relationship.

Don't be surprised if you find yourself "borrowing" his wardrobe more often than not.

And here's a fun fact: Jack loves it when you brush his fur while he's in his wolf form. It's like a bonding experience for both of you.

Oh, and he absolutely adores seeing that beautiful smile of yours. It's like his personal mission to make sure you're always beaming with happiness.

Now, let's talk about Jack's thoughtful side. This guy goes above and beyond to make sure you're doing well. He'll send you sweet texts just to check in on you, and he's always got your back with little gestures like slipping a water bottle into your bag, just in case you forgot one.

When you two are alone, he becomes a total love bug. The affection and love he showers you with are off the charts.

All in all, Jack may be straightforward, but his heart is definitely in the right place. He's the kind of guy who knows how to make you feel special and loved. Consider yourself lucky to have him by your side.

[remcycl333]

instant manifestation 🍄

something i have noticed lately is that there has become an obsession in this community with instant manifestation. people send me asks all day long that say "i want to manifest xyz and i want to manifest it NOW. i don't want to wait i want it today or not at all."

is instant manifestation possible? of course it is!! we've all seen the success stories where people have received instant results. i've manifested instantly as well. it's 100% possible, but i still feel like the community has become a little too obsessed with manifesting instantly.

you found the law of assumption and found out that you could manifest literally anything you want. endless money, the love of your life, a gigantic mansion for free, your desired face. and you say "okay. but only if i can get it in one day or less." ???????

you have the power to get anything you want, with no limitations, just by thinking thoughts. sure, you might have to think these thoughts consistently for a few days, maybe even weeks or months. but then you will literally have your desire for as long as you want it--for the rest of your life if that's what you want!!! but you're not willing for it to take any longer than one day???

yes, it's possible to manifest your entire dream life in one day. each and every one of you are capable of doing so. but to give up on your desire and/or your dream life because you are not willing to put in time and effort to cultivate what you want??

i understand that some of you are manifesting things that have a deadline. this does not apply to you. but a lot of you need to stop setting arbitrary deadlines for your desires. for example, "i need to manifest my SP by christmas." or what? what's gonna happen if you don't manifest them by christmas? are you no longer going to want to be with them? are you not gonna want your desire anymore?

9/10 times all setting a deadline does is add unnecessary stress to your manifestation. "omg its x amount of days until my deadline and i still don't have it oh no i need to affirm more i must be doing something wrong" etc. or, the deadline will come and go and you will continue manifesting your desire, but now your confidence is shaken and you feel discouraged. you set another deadline and the process repeats itself over and over again until you’ve created the limiting beliefs that you just can’t manifest, that you’re bad at manifesting, that manifesting is impossible for you. sound familiar?

 stop making arbitrary deadlines for your manifestation because at the end of the day if it comes and goes and you still don't have your desire you are still going to want it.

let me give you a little anecdote:

in 2020 i wanted to manifest a text from an sp. i had already been trying for a while, but i had discovered the law of attraction first and wasted a lot of time on that. when i discovered the law of assumption, i was growing impatient and wanted to manifest a text instantly. i had already been waiting for so long. i would check my phone constantly and see i didn’t have a text from my sp and get so upset. id re-affirm the fact that he still hadn't texted me. i started setting deadlines. i decided i’d manifest a text from him overnight, then by the end of the week, then by summer, then by my birthday. my deadlines would come and go and i would “fail” .... but i still wanted to talk to my sp. i still wanted him. so i’d keep going, now with the belief that manifesting a text from him was fucking impossible and that i’d never get what i wanted. it wasn't until months of this cycle passed that i finally put my foot down and said you know that? fuck time. i don't give a fuck how long it takes, i am going to give this my all until it manifests. i don't care if it takes months, i will not waver. i will not throw a fit because it's been x amount of days and it still hasn't manifested. i know that no matter how much time goes by i will still want my sp. so i won't stop until i get him. i think it took me about three weeks of keeping my mental diet in check and not reacting to my 3D, but i got my manifestation. and those three weeks were worth it.

you have two options: 1) stop giving a fuck about time, how long you've been persisting and how much longer you may have to go, and just give it your all and get what you want, or 2) complain every day about how long it's taking because you are hellbent on manifesting instantly and hate your current circumstances, and have to stay exactly where you are with no progress because you won't just put in the work.

which choice are you going to make?

[pomplalamoose]

wet dreams (nsfw)

✨Dilf!Luke - modern day AU✨

cw: nsfw, absolutely shameless smut, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, penetrative sex, unprotected sex, rough sex, manhandling minors dni!!!

A/N: this post is based on this request made by the lovely @goddessesofeverything 🩵 I really hope it turned out to your likinggg!

• has he imagined lovely, innocent you naked in his bed before?

• oh of course he has

• Luke certainly is no stranger to coming up with rather exciting thoughts to pass the time throughout the day

• but since meeting you, his child's friend, explicit dreams have begun to haunt him at night, growing more and more frequent and intense in a way that nearly borders on the obsessive 

• at first it surprises, then even frightens him

• it makes him question his sanity whenever he startles awake

• and then, when the lust filled haze slowly subsides, the dawning realization what he'd do to you if only you'd let him, weighs him down heavily 

• but he can't help it, can't make the dreams stay away

• and truthfully he doesn't want them to

• not when, at least for a few hours at a time, they make him feel so very good

• not when you allow him to do everything he could ever fantasize about 

• he wants to fuck you so badly, so desperately, all reason simply flies out of the window 

• similarly he has no idea how far your experiences go but doesn't care either; a sweet little thing made to be loved by him and him alone is all he sees 

• his to order around 

• his to be in control of 

• only waiting for your permission to finally, finally have his way with you

• he'll take good care of you

• never will you ever need anyone else but him 

• his dreams always start the same

• often he finds himself seated in his car with you beside him, though the surrounding scene is never that important 

• all he sees is you

• big eyed and blushing, you look up at him through your long lashes in amazement

• it nearly hurts how much you adore him

• you speak words he cannot hear over the thrumming of his heart but he doesn't need to in order to know what you're asking

• to know that you're begging him to fuck you 

• there's not a single universe in which he'd ever deny you

• not during the day and not at night

• not when you're so good, so willing to be his 

• you always are, especially in his dreams 

• and he'll fullfill your wish, oh he will, but not before making you repeat yourself over and over again 

• he needs to hear you tell him how handsome he his, how strong and capable 

• he needs to hear you whine about how badly you want, NEED him and only him 

• and with his cock painfully straining against the confinement of his pants, it becomes near impossible to keep up his stern facade when you put your hand on his arm, move it along his thigh

• when you scooch closer and breathe a shy kiss to his lower jaw 

• but not yet, not yet, he tells himself 

• he's waiting for that one short sentence, even when he thinks he can't do it anymore, even when he's so close to loosing the grasp on himself

• he just cant-, he won't- 

• and it will be worth it, make it all the more delicious 

• he needs you to say it, needs to hear it, before-

• "Pleaseeee, Mr. Skywalker"

• a moan escapes him and finally he allows himself to let go

• when he turns to you, you're naked

• and he wants you, he wants you, he wants you

• it is then, that his dream usually starts to branch out

• there's so much he wishes to do and his subconscious dutifully delivers one possibility after the other, depending on the mood he went to sleep with 

• some nights he wants your mouth on him, pushing back his seat to give you better access

• and with a hand tangled in your soft hair he tells you to be good and to take his cock as far as you can

• he wants you to gag on him, for tears to spring to your eyes and for your drool to run down his shaft and your chin while he admires your  body, how beautifully it sprawls over the car's console and his lap

• how it writhes and shakes with your effort 

• how tightly your thighs press together in reaction to the praise he showers you with 

• some nights he likes to release his cum deep down your throat, making you choke 

• on others he prefers for it to paint your lips, to drip down your pretty face, so he can take great care to clean it before indulging in you further 

• does you poor little throat hurt? 

• he's going to make up for it, don't you worry 

• sometimes, instead of demanding oral pleasure, he craves to taste you 

• go on, spread your thighs for him

• and of course you obey

• leaning back in your seat so he can dip his fingers inside of you, you look at him like he puts the stars in the sky

• he grows lightheaded at your reaction as he gently rubs your clit in slow circles, could watch you for an eternity 

• he can't get enough of your gasping and whimpering as he begins to pump his fingers in and out of you faster 

• your climax is near, he can feel it in the way you squeeze around him uncontrollably and that's when he pulls away

• he makes you watch as he cleans you off his hand with slow, meticulous strokes of his tongue, before shoving your back against the door so he can eat you out like his life depends on it 

• then, sometimes, he's letting you ride him in his car

• it's so easy to pull you on to his lap, making you take inch after inch until you're finally fully seated on his thick cock

• the space is limited, he can't thrust into you as deep and with as much fervor as he would like to but it's okay he can do that later still

• it's okay because you need the time to grow used to his size 

• so he takes it slow, lets you set the pace, despite the relentless roaring in his head, despite the desperate need to cum again

• despite the wet spot your arousal left on the passenger seat that turns him on even more 

• deeply he buries both of his hands in your hair and tugs hard 

• and as your back arches, revealing your long neck, your breasts pressing into him, the sight is nearly enough to make him orgasm right there and then

• and not long after he does with loud grunts and groans because in his dreams he can allow himself to be desperate

• he lets you fall forward onto his chest, roughly kneading your ass cheeks as both of you come down from your high

• though no matter how realistic it feels and how much heart he puts into it, it's only just a dream of his 

• and like every time he suddenly finds himself wondering why he's still so achingly hard as if he didn't fill you with his realease only a minute ago 

• as if he couldn't feel it leaking out of you right this moment 

• he never knows but he'll wake up soon

• and like the beginning, every one of his dreams ends the same 

• with you in his bed, your legs spread wide and him on top, your sweat slicked faces pressed against each other, he buries himself balls deep in you again and again, relentlessly fucking himself into a frenzy

• it's intoxication, it's euphoria, he's drunk on it

• and still it's not enough 

• he needs more, more, more 

• so straightening up he angles himself in a way that enables him to thrust even deeper, harder, faster 

• with every single snap of his hips his moans rise in volume until he can only hear himself and the wet slaps of skin on skin 

• his eyes roll back into his head, mouth hanging open as he breathes heavily with the exertion of tirelessly chasing his orgasm

• his while body is shaking with excitement

• he won't stop until he's done, couldn't stop if he wanted to

• wrap your legs around his hips, cling to him

• his head lolls back and he has to grasp the headboard 

• so close, he's so...close 

• like so often his own loud sounds of pleasure startle him awake and caught somewhere between the land of dreams and dull reality his orgasm catches up to him 

• it hits him in waves as his hips greedily roll and grind against the sticky sheets and pillows between his legs 

• the shame and regret will hit him hard, he knows, but still riding the aftershocks of his release, as he's trying to hold on to the quickly disappearing shreds of his dream, he doesn't care 

• during those first few seconds he never does

[ddejavvu]

hiiiiiii! I was wondering if I could ask for an imagine where Aaron Hotchner and the reader is dating but no one knows until they stumble upon the reader being in Aaron’s house or they see books with the reader’s name on them on Hotch’s desk??

aw that's so cute!!

--

"I don't know, Hotch," Morgan shifts his weight to his left him, head cocked slightly to the side, "It just don't know if I can take it on."

"You don't have to do it all," Aaron promises him, hands tucked in his briefcase as he packs up his things, "Dave offered to take some of it on as well, and you know Reid's always willing to pick up extra work. Prentiss has plans this weekend and JJ's busy with the boys, but I think Garcia would lift up an SUV if you asked her to. It doesn't all fall on your shoulders."

Derek nods, lost in thought of who he can pawn his endless pile of paperwork off to. He's happy Hotch is taking a vacation, he really is, but he's not sure how he'll handle the unit chief's work for the week.

"Morgan, if you really can't do it," Hotch straightens up, briefcase packed and held against his side as he gets ready to leave, "Just put whatever you can't do on my desk. I'll handle overflow."

"It's okay," Morgan shakes his head, not wanting to burden his boss with more work than he can handle, "I can get it done."

Before Hotch can reassure him again, the door to his office clicks open. The two men turn to see you, and in the movement Derek doesn't catch the smile that Hotch shoots you.

"Hey," Morgan grins, turning back to Hotch after the man's grin has already faded, "If I need any help with your work, I'll just drop it on Y/L/N's desk."

"Oh," You grin sheepishly, "Sorry, Morgan. I'm busy this week."

"Wait, you too?" Morgan's eyebrow raises, and he glances down at the packed bag in your hand, "What, you're both skipping out on us?"

"Sorry," You send him a sympathetic smile, "I just needed a vacation."

"Get your jacket," Hotch raises his chin, using it to nod to a sweatshirt draped over the back of his chair. You rush for it eagerly, flipping it over your shoulders where he hangs loosely on your frame.

It's almost comical how Derek reacts. First you see the furrowing of his brows, then the widening of his eyes after a few tense seconds. Then he's looking at you, horror-struck, "Wait."

"Yes?" Aaron raises his own brows, fist tightening around the handle of his briefcase.

"You two aren't.. are you? Like," He glances rapidly between the two of you, "You're.. vacationing together?"

"Of course not," You scoff, and Aaron glances at the floor, trying to conceal a smirk, "We're just leaving at the same time."

"And getting on the same plane," Hotch mumbles, still avoiding Derek's gaze.

"And living out of the same hotel room." You finish with a puff of pride that swells in your chest at Derek's jaw dropping.

"Oh my god," He whispers, eyes wide, "You are sleeping together. I knew it!" He nearly stumbles into the door frame in an effort to speed out of Hotch's office, "Reid! You owe me fifty bucks!"

[sunflowersandsapphires]

Fall Drabbles, Day 5

prompt: pie

pairing: Frank Castle x fem!Reader

summary: You are not willing to accept that Frank doesn't like pie.

warnings: swearing, more sickly sweet fluff

a/n: This is set in my Gray Skies AU but you do not need to read that one to enjoy this drabble. I had a great time with this piece as well. Post divider once again from the lovely @saradika!

w/c: <1k

“I cannot believe you. How can you not like pie?” You giggled, looking at Frank in shock.

The large man shrugged, hint of a smile tugging at his lips. “Dunno. Was never my thing.”

“But there’s so many varieties!! Pumpkin, pecan, French silk, key lime, savory pies! You don’t like any of them?” 

“I didn’t know this was such a deal breaker for you, sunshine.” Frank chuckled, trying not to let his honesty betray his concern. 

“Oh it’s not a deal breaker,” You assured him, to Frank’s overwhelming relief. “Just means I’ll have to put in the effort to change your opinion.” 

“Oh yah?” Frank raised an eyebrow at you. 

“I’m a professional baker, Frankie. That is literally my job.” Planting a gentle kiss on his lips, you hovered your lips next to his ear and whispered menacingly. “You’ll never see it coming.” 

Frank laughed deeply, pulling you into a hug. “We’ll see about that sunshine. 

Glancing around your kitchen with a grimace, you began gathering the dirty dishes when a knock sounded throughout your apartment. 

“C’mon in!” You yelled above the clatter as you hurried to tidy up the huge mess you’d unknowingly created. 

“Jesus,” Frank whistled under his breath as he took in the state of your apartment. 

”I take my craft very seriously,“ You panted, leaning on the counter to catch your breath. 

Shaking his head, your boyfriend strode over to you, using a thumb to wipe off the smear of icing sugar on your nose. He chuckled, ”I can see that, darlin'. You did all this for me?”

“Of course, Frankie! It's fall, otherwise known as pie season! We have to find one you like.” You explained, taking him by the hand and dragging him to the table where you had laid out 7 different pies. “Ok so I didn't have time to make ALL of these but I chose my 3 favorite pies from around the city and made the other 4.”

Frank was blown away by the visible lengths you'd gone to for his benefit. It wasn't that he didn't like pie, it just had never really stood out to him. A pastry was a pastry, after all--if you put it on his plate he would polish it off all the same. The two of you had gone to a diner and shared a slice of pie that was fine, which he had admitted when he encouraged you to finish it off.

But he wasn't expecting your kindness and genuine care for him to run so deep. How often did someone love him to the point that an offhanded comment compelled them to go on a baking spree until they found his perfect bite? Had it ever happened before? He honestly wasn't sure, and that in itself was almost too much to bear. Everything you did, you did with your entire heart and he adored you for it.

Slightly overwhelmed, he sat down with a tinge of apprehension, which, of course, you picked up on. “I know I went a little overboard. Say the word and we'll pull the plug on this whole thing and I'll donate all these.” 

“Hell no, sunshine. Let's eat!”

You giggled, sitting beside him so that your thighs were brushing. ”Alright, well the 3 I bought were the cherry, the strawberry rhubarb, and the lemon meringue. The ones I made were pumpkin, french silk, apple, and pecan. And, I didn't include it in the count, but I made a chicken pot pie for myself for dinner and you're welcome to try that too!“ Huffing an exhale, you looked at him nervously. ”Saying all of that out loud really highlights how crazy this was. I am so sorry.“

Taking your hand, Frank brushed a kiss over your knuckles. “Thank you, darlin'. For goin' through all the trouble for me. I—I don't think anyone's ever been this devoted to making things that I like.” 

Smiling sweetly, you gave his stubbled cheek a kiss. “Shall we see if you like any of these pies?” 

“I like everything you make, sunshine” He chuckled, taking the fork from your outstretched hand. 

Giving an exaggerated groan, you rolled your eyes to him. “Well I wish I'd known that before going through all this TROUBLE.”

Frank gave a bellowing laugh, eagerly digging into the slice you placed before him. 

[trulytiredhermit]

No wait this is actually quite hilarious.

What if instead of the reader meeting the chain like the usual, like the chain stumbling infront of a portal and see the reader getting pulled out from the said portal or the chain stumbling across an unconscious reader or something.

What if the reader, after getting sucked into a portal and having a little breakdown because, they don't know where they are.. what kind of isekai bull**** is this and such, yes, they know Linked universe, they've read the comic and they've seen the games, probably have also played the games, and the reader is walking through a town and something, and only then do they meet the chain.

BUT, Wild asks the reader if they could take a picture of him or something like that, don't know if the sheikah slate could actually do that but if they don't then lets pretend it does.

And let me tell you, the way the reader pictured them is.. interesting.

They knelt to the ground, they suggested poses, they've done different angles, no they aren't even done just yet.

They walked behind some objects like a plant and used that to add in beauty, they used the damn leaves and it was blurred infront of the picture in the corner.

They tip-toed, they slightly tilted the camera.

The other members of the chain that was doing something else was now watching in interest, and all pictures were different and unique from the others, but they all have one thing in common.

They were all beautiful and was done with effort, effort is an understatement though.

And they even told Wild this after taking the pictures while they checked his reaction as he slides through the pictures:

"So, are these good? I'm willing to retake it if you don't like it"

Okay but like imagine…..

A photographer Reader

But one who will do ANYTHING for that one good photo.

I’m talking leaning off a cliff side, holding onto the safety railing with one hand.

Hanging down haphazardly from a tree branch just to get that one amazing shot of the forest scenery.

Jumping into a lake no questions asked because they liked the way the sun was shining off the water, but they wanted to be closer to the surface of the water. No second thoughts at all as to what might’ve been in the water.

Like they think for one photo that fire would really add to the aesthetic, maybe for lighting or something? And so they just go “aight start a fire my dudes, go wild. We’ll figure out how to put it out when the times comes.”

But this idea is so cute honestly and it can be seen in both ways (non-yandere chain and a yandere chain).

And I know in Wind's era he did get a camera and I believe in the BOTW Champions Ballad DLC there was a photographer in it, so the major thing that surprises the Chain is that Reader knows how to work Wild's Sheikah Slate (since it's like a phone. And you're right! The Sheikah Slate does take pictures!)

So, like as soon as Reader is just like oh sure and takes the sheikah slate and uses it to take pictures, I could just imagine Wild beginning to explain how to use it and he has the camera function pulled up and Reader just holds up a hand like "It's a touch screen my dude, I got this."

And then yeah, Reader's suggesting poses and pointing at different places like: "Could you go over there, the lightings better. Oh! and lean against there, yeah! Now look off to the side a little bit and smile but don't make it forced. Just, like, smile like you're seeing your best friend. Perfect!"

And of course, as you said, other members of the Chain take notice of this and how Reader seems to be able to use the sheikah slate without ANY guidance; they get curious now and start to come over.

Then Reader just ropes them into the picture too: "Oh you guys are friends? Cool, stand next to him, you're in this picture now too."

Like Reader trying to play it off that they know them because of the games and the Linked Universe comics, but it's too late: the Chain are already interested in Reader.

So, the pictures get done and the Chain is looking over the photos Reader just took in awe of how good and professional they look, and they just have to ask Reader questions; they've got so many (especially Wild and Wind since they've used cameras before).

They're all asking Reader how they knew how to do this, how they knew where and how to pose. But most importantly the more wary members of the Chain are wanting to know just how Reader knew how to use the sheikah slate (aka Time, Legend, Warriors).

Cue Reader going through a mental crisis of "Oh shizz, I f'ed up. RED ALERT RED ALERT!!" Because the Chain aren't going to drop that question and they won't be letting Reader go until it gets answered (they especially won't be letting Reader just leave if they were in a different era than Wild's).

Course Reader would have to spill the beans then and explain how it was like a phone to them ("I mean it's like a touch screen, like my phone..." "What's a touch screen?" "WHAT'S A PHONE!?!") and eventually it gets out that Reader also came from the portal and that they weren't from there (Now does Reader explain the games and the comics? NO, these boys do NOT need another mental crisis on a Monday).

So, once the boys hear that, Reader's adopted into the Chain (Did they get a choice? No. You come through portal: you join the Chain. Them's the rules). And hey since Reader is going to be traveling with the Chain, then why not ask them to take pictures from time to time. Or why not begin to ask them about their world/era.

One thing leads to another over the course of the time that Reader travels with the Chain; the Chain just fall for Reader. It was just a matter of time really.

But Reader best hope to find a way home before the Chain fall too hard and refuse to let them leave.

*(Also just want to say, I could see this tying into the cosplayer au: Cosplayers know how to take good photos.)

[sabo-has-my-heart]

It's a Date

Part 2 to

"2. Ace and fem!reader where reader is a WB pirate that admires Roger alot. This make them rivals as Ace hates her for talking about Roger and she hates him back for being so nosy about her business. However, her power is related to wind, which boosted the power of fire, so she is paired with Ace. They save each other's asses many times and one day, instead of thinking that reader's smile is ugly, Ace thinks it is so cute (he realizes he falls hard, lol). So now Ace is trying to grab her attention and is happy that they are always paired together but still tries to act as if he hates her (tsundere? Yes >:^) ). Reader gets to see a soft side of Ace as he cares for her more. Reader usually jokes that Ace likes her and one day he asked "What if I do?" they both turns into red tomatoes and reader says yes."

Part 1:You're Infuriating! Here

Warnings: 

Word Count: 970

     Despite how the two of you still argued, you’d noticed a change in him. He was more quick to jump to your aid, more willing to defend you and always made sure you were ahead of him if you were running from someone or something. It was sweet, if not slightly weird. You two were enemies. Or well, rivals. The Roger to his Whitebeard so to speak. Because of his recent care, you’d started joking that he liked you, especially if you were fighting. You’d end it by saying something along the lines of him having a crush on you which seemed to quickly and easily shut him up. Why? You didn’t really know, nor did you care. You were getting the last word in and shutting him up. Of course you wouldn’t admit it, but the way he always seemed to be showing off, the way he was being softer, the smile that occasionally tugged at the corners of his mouth despite his best efforts, they all had you falling for him. You stopped fighting with him as much, you didn’t want him to think you hated him. Any time he was being reckless, you called out a teasing warning. Okay, it was still teasing, it was still you poking fun at him a little, but you were still getting used to your new feelings. Besides, it wasn’t even serious mocking, it was light teasing, a simple “careful Portgas, with your grace, you’re going to land face first on the deck!” or “You’re going to go overboard if you do this and I’m not fishing you out!” 

     He wished you’d jump in after him. Okay, you had a devil fruit too, so maybe he didn’t wish you’d jump in after him because that would put you in danger too, but he liked the idea of you saving him and giving him mouth to mouth. It was becoming harder to act like he hated you when he was crushing on you so hard, when he was doing anything he could to be around you when before he’d avoided you, but he had to pretend like you were still the most annoying person on the planet! He had to because… because… because he just did! He just, he couldn’t let you know how he felt about you! Even if you teased him about liking you, he couldn’t actually let you know he liked you!... right?

     The two of you were ‘arguing’ again, though it didn’t even feel like arguing any more as Ace crossed his arms and rolled his eyes.

     “You’re always going on and on about Roger! Can’t you talk about something else?” he groaned, tilting his head back. He wished he could see the look on your face when you huffed. You always got the cutest pout when you did so, your cheeks puffing out as you ‘glared’ at him.

     “Maybe if you were around me more you would know.” you said, crossing your own arms and looking away from him. Your voices were both still level as you stood there in front of each other, the others watching and muttering something to each other. Of course he knew that you talked about other things, he’d overheard you talking with the others on a number of occasions, but he couldn’t let you know that. 

     “Oh please, you’re not that interesting.” he lied, looking like he was bored.

     “So you admit that I’m interesting.” you shot back, startling him out of his act, facing you as he dropped his arms.

     “W-what? No! I never said that! Where’d you get an idea like that?!” he defended frantically.

     “You said ‘you’re not that interesting’ which implies that you think I’m interesting, just not a particular amount of interesting!” you said with a victorious smile, one that shot an arrow through his heart.

     “That… that’s not what I meant! I just meant that you’re not interesting enough for me to pay attention to! That if you actually were interesting I might pay attention!” he said hurriedly, melting the moment he heard you chuckle.

     “Oh please, Ace. You’re so in love with me that you can’t tell left from right. Maybe that’s why you always look so lost.” you said with a smirk, not noticing the look on his face. 

     “So what if I am?” he asked softly, swallowing hard. You looked at him suddenly, surprised at his answer. 

     “W-what?” you asked, not sure if you’d heard right. 

     “I said ‘So what if I am?’ So what if I am in love with you?” he asked, looking away as his cheeks turned bright pink. You honestly weren’t entirely sure what to say as your own cheeks turned as pink as his own. 

     “W-well if you are then I might say that I like you back. That you’re sweet and kind and that I’m really happy that you feel that way.” you muttered quietly, rubbing your arm nervously. You both turned an even deeper shade, not looking at each other. 

     “I uh… then maybe I could uh… maybe I could take you out on a date sometime? Just uh, something small, there’s a lot of islands with great beaches. Maybe a picnic? I mean, unless you want to do something bigger. We can totally do that too! Whatever you-” “I like the idea of a picnic. Maybe one at sunset? I really like the sunset, the way the colors reflect off the ocean. The same colors as a campfire.” you cut him off, making him blush.

     “Then I’ll take you on a picnic. How about tomorrow? There’s actually an amazing cliff with the best view you’ve ever seen. You’ll love it.” he said, tucking a lock of hair behind your ear. You blushed and nodded, giving him a kiss on the cheek.

     “It’s a date.”

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Azul Ashengrotto Bloom Birthday Personal Story: Part 1

"Happy Birthday"

Part 1 (Part 2) (Part 3)

[Octavinelle Dorm – Birthday Party Venue]

Azul: This birthday interview is a prime opportunity for others in the school to understand me better. I must take full advantage of this occasion.

Azul: My research into the interview questions has been perfectly compiled. No matter what they ask me, I'll respond flawlessly.

???: I got the worst luck in having to interview this guy of all people. Out of everyone in Octavinelle, he's the guy I can't stand the most.

Azul: …Oh my, it seems my presenter is here.

Jack: It's Jack Howl, your presenter. Azul…...senpai. Happy Birthday.

Azul: Thank you very much, Jack-san. I am looking forward to today.

Jack: Sure. Let's just jump right into the interview. The first question is…

Jack: “Are you good or bad at flying?”

Azul: This one of all the possible questions…?

Azul: Ahem, please ignore me. You said flight, yes? I am receiving grades sufficient enough to pass my courses.

Jack: You usually get the highest grades on your tests, right? So, when you say, "sufficient enough to pass"…

Jack: So basically, you're definitely saying you're terrible at flying, huh.

Azul: …I can't say whether the term "terrible" is relevant to this situation, but I have been putting forth an extreme amount of effort this whole time.

Azul: I would prefer you to not lump me in with others who just decide it's impossible from the start and give up without trying.

Azul: It would be foolish to simply give up. Even people who aren't able to use magic have developed aircraft, you know.

Jack: …I guess I have to agree with you on that point.

Azul: I am truly pleased you agree. And while there are many crafts that can fly through the sky...

Azul: Out of all of them airplanes are quite spectacular. They can transport you safely to distant lands, and in a short amount of time.

Azul: But what surprised me even more are the abundance of the different transportation facilities on land. I never expected there to be that many alternative modes of transport!

Jack: When you say land… Are you talking about cars and trains?

Azul: Indeed. As long as you pay the fare, public transportation will very conveniently bring you to your final destination.

Jack: I mean, the cost is pretty outrageous if you travel by airplane, let alone trains or busses.

Jack: I'm a little… no, a lot surprised that you'd even suggest you're willing to pay that fare.

Azul: Of course, I would rather limit any unnecessary expenses.  However, it is well worth the price to use those modes of transportation.

Azul: Not only does it reduce travel time, but there are other various benefits.

Jack: Other benefits…? Like what?

Azul: Perhaps this is simply so obvious to someone who has lived their whole life on the land that it's just taken for granted.

Azul: Some time ago, I took the bus to the town at the foothills.

Azul: Spending the trip watching the scenery drift by the windows was quite the pleasant respite.

Azul: And the greatest benefit of all would be that I am able to use that time efficiently.

Azul: While on the move, I am able to gather information, check my mail, study, or read. There is nothing better than that.

Jack: Yeah, that's true. It feels like a waste to just zone out while sitting there.

Azul: Right? I can work or study with light background noise, and also look out at the scenery to take a break at times.

Azul: The transportation methods on the surface are truly convenient. I am sincerely in awe.

Jack: HM? Somehow the topic completely shifted to transit. I can't help but feel like he skillfully sidestepped the conversation…

Jack: …I guess I got an answer out of it, so I'll just call it good.

Part 1 (Part 2) (Part 3)

Requested by @pianostarinwonderland.

[eff-plays]

I see your "Tav fell first but Astarion fell harder" and raise you no. The opposite.

Hiraeth got hurt by people they loved before and are deeply distrustful of everyone they meet, even if you'll never know it. They treat him with kindness and are attracted to him but that's the extent of it. They don't allow themself to hope for more because this man's more of a project than they're willing to put effort into. They see glimpses of what he could be, but those glimpses are still lost in so much darkness that only he can navigate, and he insists he doesn't even want to, that he wants to stay in the dark, so what's the point? All you can do it keep the light on and hope he finds his way.

Astarion is desperate to pour their kindness like lifeblood into himself and clings to them quickly. They're the first person to treat him like an individual instead of a piece of meat. He can't let them go just yet, he wants more of whatever this is, even if he can't define it. He's aiming for power, yes, but can't he have both? Can't they stay, with him? He wants them, too. Wants what he's never had before. He wants that warmth and softness and it even stirs the same in him, which he thought was impossible.

So they go along, and enjoy this almost-relationship for what it is, constantly and consciously snuffing out each flicker of hope without letting it show. They care about him, of course they do, but they don't dare do anything else. They can't handle another betrayal.

Then comes the choice. Take everything you thought you wanted, change forever, never fear anything again, or ... stay with me. Stay weak but free, and with me. I will do anything for you as you are now. Don't change. We'll figure something out, I promise. I will stay by your side no matter what. Because I care about you and I want the best for you, but only you. Not whatever you'll become. That thing will be a stranger to me. Make your choice.

And once he does, and he stays, and he lets go, it's like oh, okay. I don't have to fear him leaving or betraying me anymore. He had his one chance at ultimate power and he didn't take it. He listened to me and he stayed with me.

Time to tell him I love him and he's my darling and my heart and my starlight and my muse and I will do anything for him and my soul would've died if he chose to leave and I'm so happy he's with me and we can be together and gods I was so scared I thought you would leave me like everyone else but you stayed and I will do anything for you forever and always.

They are instantly so down bad it's embarrassing, like the floodgates opened and now they're drowning in what they've been swallowing down for so long.

And it's like damn. I wanted to have sex on my grave but you're ruining the mood by making me kind of sad and emotional again, actually.