#( my birth certificate is in there )

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.

one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.

[foolsocracy]

identity reveals are always fun

[transtalesofdoom]

Three more months with my lame ass birth name

[build-a-stim]

friendly frog (2004) for an anon who requested my first bab!

X | X | X || X | X | X || X | X | X

[srasdoesthings]

Because you know it isn't your hand she'd reach out to

Because you know her love isn't yours to keep

[beybuniki]

miss deletesalot

should I die

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 82

Lex Luthor is admittedly, a very petty man. A very petty man who absolutely despises a certain kryptonian. So what if he made a clone- the alien got mind controlled practically every other week, could anyone blame him for being concerned?!

He’s more than a little annoyed that said clone was stolen from Cadmus, even though they had assured him repeatedly that they knew what they were doing. Trying to steal Gotham’s cryptid’s child was not a good idea- even he knew that! So of course they take the clone and the kryptonian discovers said clone and… rejects it. Huh. He should probably take advantage of that. 

But he is a petty man. 

If the alien is going to reject the child then he’ll just have to prove to be the better father. He’ll of course be the best father, if only to shove it in the other’s face. Really, how hard could it be?

[sourcabbages]

do not ask who i am or what i may or may not do outside of this blog......... nothing exists outside of this tiny corner of the internet.......... i am the sound of the tree that may or may not have fallen in the forest........

[alphaclxwn]

BONK!

[buttfrovski]

transitioning feels like the "navigating the american healthcare system" song

but also the legal system

[mondaymelon]

how old are you

haha. i dont feel comfortable answering that question.

this is... awfully blunt. like no context straight up- dunno why people are digging into personal things and serious things in my inbox now like did i write something that made yall think id give out private info like that ( nothing against you btw ) ??

its common and known knowledge that to. yk. stay safe online that you shouldn't reveal your legal name, age, blablabla whatever. please understand that i don't feel safe revealing this information to random people online that i don't trust.

for you to read my ffs, all you need to know is that i am a minor who is still in school. if this is the same anon that sent the nsfw ask earlier ( if it's not, sorry ) please stop . my blog doesn't really have relevance to things like that as im writing perfectly non-explicit things : )

ahaha. a hi next time would have been nice /hj

[i-miss-my-guitar]

I was cleaning out my closet for the first time in 3 years, and I found my old build-a-bear and it literally looks like Hesitant Alien era Gerard, like just look at him:

[lyinginbedmon]

Time is both extremely slow and incredibly fast so it's easier to just say "it's complicated" whenever someone asks how old you are.

[phroobin]

Now all my legal documents say that I'm a guy I can keep a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man in case he comes to town

[wool-string]

Some baby Santos and how each member would've dressed him after realizing his gender is kinda ??

they'd wanna give him options just in case 🥺

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

printing out every single official document i own before going to the DMV and i'm still fully convinced they're still gonna turn me away because i didn't bring my chuck e cheese ticket balance card from 2008 with me