#*own

[apple-pie-fly]

girls go games suck now gotta make my own dress ups

[acesartemis]

this is something Buck would do

[ryanthedemiboy]

Hey cooks of tumblr,

I had a recipe tonight that's missing something and I can't figure out what it is, could you help me out?

It was on the back of my mini wontons in a very casual form, so I did my best.

-1 package chicken and vegetable mini dumplings (~65)

-8 cups chicken broth

-½ head of bok choy*

-green onions (I used ~8)

-ramen (I used 4 servings)

*the recipe calls for baby bok choy but there wasn't any at my grocery store

Instructions:

1. Add ramen to boiling water. Remove from heat.

2. Let sit 3-4 minutes

3. Drain and put aside

4. Boil chicken stock

5. Add wontons to chicken stock. Let boil for 1-2 minutes

6. Add bok choy and green onions. Let simmer for 2-4 minutes.

7. Add ramen.

8. Serve.

It needed a ton of salt, and was definitely missing something.

Please note: I am allergic to ginger, so ginger is not an option.

[vintage-polar]

Hey fellow Endurance fans, help me fill out the other two spaces!

[molliemoo3]

That's fucking harsh

[stat-e-ofgrace]

I’m having a Bad time, besties

[animentality]

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[notgilderoylockhart]

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[honeybee2807]

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

[theaftersundown]

the holy grail types of fanfic

[knebellindemann]

[schrodingersbobbynash]

id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."

hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.