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russellsppttemplates · 6 months
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The “she’s busy” prank with lando cuz i reckon it would be funny😭
link to trend- https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGemP92BS/
Note: thank you for attaching a link, anon, you know me and my lack of knowledge of TikTok way too well 😭 I have seen a few posts too, so hopefully it's good enough!
Lando left the track he did his run of the day on, preferring to do it there instead of running in the city like usual. He was thinking you could have some takeout at home, getting his phone from his pocket to ask you what you were fancying.
Hey baby, just finished my run and I thought we could have some takeout! Is there anything tickling your fancy?
Lando sipped some of the water he brought with him as he waited for your reply.
Bro, she's busy
That was weird, who would have your phone? He didn't recall you mentioning someone visiting and he knew you were staying home.
What do you mean? Y/N, are you okay?
I just told you she's busy
That wasn't usual, and Lando was starting to worry
Who is this?
Put Y/N on the phone, please, give it to her
No can do, I told you we're busy
Doing what?
That sounds like none of your business, mate
Lando tried calling you but the call was instantly declined.
That's it, I'm coming home
Lando sent the text and started his car, driving home as he heard a few messages getting through but being wise enough to not text while driving. A call came through as he stopped at a red light, accepting it with the button on his steering wheel, "baby, Y/N, are you okay?", he spoke as he heard wheezing and laughs on the other side of the call, "is everything okay? I'll be home in about five minutes, okay?".
"I'm sorry, baby", you breathed out, "Max and P wanted me to try it! I'm sorry, my love", you explained as your boyfriend's bestfriend took your phone.
"Pietra saw it on TikTok on our way here to surprise you and she knew you'd fall for it", he explained as Lando groaned, "it was funny though!".
"I was worried sick, you asshole!", Lando yelled, "I left my girlfriend at home and changed my usual run routine and I thought someone had broken in!", he said.
"Usually people think they're being cheated on", Pietra chirped in. Lando shook his head and scoffed even though they couldn't see him, "Y/N wouldn't cheat on me", he said confidently. It had been the first thing you promised eachother and you both took it seriously.
"So you thought someone was kidnapping me? And you were coming to get me and save me?", you cooed, "of course I would, baby! I'm parking the car, I'll be up in a bit", he dialled off the call.
Opening the door for him, you jumped in his arms and his your face in his neck, "you'd come to save and protect me?", you cooed again, kissing his face everywhere in hopes he would forgive you, "of course I would, I knock the guy right out", he flexed his muscles.
Max laughed as Lando closed the door with his foot and walked to the living room to meet them, "first you come here unannounced, then proceed to prank e through my girlfriend and you're laughing about my fighting abilities? It sounds like you really want to be offered to sleep in the balcony", Lando tsked, "you wouldn't", Max groaned, "I wouldn't, but it would be good considering what happened", Lando reasoned before kissing your neck when you nuzzled your face in his neck, "also, someone needs to order the takeout now, so I think that's punishment enough".
(Thank you for sending this in ✨️)
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amxrany · 27 days
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!! CHAPTER 7 / DIASOMNIA ARC SPOILERS !!
Ok we're at the final segment now (Azul's Dream):
Once reaching Azul's Dream, Jade proceeds to throw up on Floyd out of seasickness (Jade compares the dream hopping to flying lmao) and the game cuts it out too 😂. But anyways the tweels are surprised that the dream is taking place in Coral Sea, as they thought he preferred to stay in the land; but he may have conquered the sea in this one
The group looks around a bit more and find themselves in the middle of a game called "Coral Rush", it's similar to Magift in gameplay and also has school-level and professional teams. Idia immediately wants out because it's sports, and those who play are narcissistic machos AND THAT'S WHEN LEONA COMES UP WHILE HE SAYS THAT LIKE OKAY GAYASS MF????
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That's when we spot Azul in the field, he's playing for Golden Tridents and he's actually good at the game and quite popular. Idia's just shocked because Azul??? Playing sports???? While Floyd just laughs and Jade grins. Azul's team does win the game and he has fangirls fighting over him and stuff.
Yuu gets shoved by one of his fangirls but Azul sees it and helps them up. The group takes this as a chance to talk to him so Jade pretends to be a fan by making Azul sign Idia in his tablet form 😭😭😭. Jade asks Azul if he recoginzes them and he says he does, from elementary, and then they do this secret handshake thing that even Idia and Jamil were weirded out with. When Azul asked what school does the twins go to, and when they mentioned NRC, he was surprised
But Azul has to leave now, howver he invites the group to the celebration party at his mother's restaurant "La Grotta". So now the group is theorizing on what to do, the Tweels think that Azul's dream managed to erase his past, in which his UM couldn't manifest because it came from the negative emotions he felt during that time. Grim was about to ask if they were referring to when Azul was chubby, but Yuu stopped him there
The tweels aren't happy about the fact that they have no choice but to make Azul remember those ainful memories. Idia also adds that Azul must have such an imagination to be able to change not only his past, but also his current environment; he also has a bad feeling about the whole thing
Now the group's in La Grotta, the restaurant owned by Azul's mother
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The mermaids don't look too happy about the humans, but Azul reassures that tey are his guests; and it turns out that the humans have to wear the anemone in their head as it's part of the "dress code" in the restaurant. The tweels now think that something's up, and the mermaids are now interested in the human group due to their "ornament"
The mermaids asks the group if they can teach them any dances from the surface. Everyone refuses but Grim wanted to show off his dance skills from Vil during Chapter 5 and drags the other first years with him 😭
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But because they're in water, they end up struggling and falling to the ground, causing the mermaids to laugh at them. That's when Azul reveals his true intentions, he just invited them to make fun of them. The tweels knew something was up from the get go, and that's when Floyd asks which side he and Jade falls on; and Azul said if they stay with him, they can join his team in Coral Rush. So the tweels pretend to be on his side, and wreck the restaurant in the process
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Azul gets mad and pulls a Draco Malfoy of calling his dad, who's a lawyer, to sue them 😭😭😭. He also sends in guards in which the tweels defeat, Floyd then calls Azul lame while Jade calls him boring, that triggers the memories to come back to Azul. This causes the darkness to appear and take Azul deeper, his "team mates" try to help him but he gets swallowed in
Ortho yells at the Tweels to go and follow him, but they don't because apparently they have a rule where everyone looks out for themselves, so they assume he's fine. But then Yuu and Grim end up getting swallowed in the darkness that they had no choice but to jump in as well.
Everyone's in Octavinelle now, it's basically a "What happens if Octavinelle got its way" back in Book 3 where he managed to burn the photo and get Ramshackle. Azul also managed to get ahold of Riddle and Leona's UM and plans to take over the school. The tweels don't like what they're seeing and said they it'll get pretty boring if Azul just gets his way. Of course there's only one thing to do: Beat Azul's ass 💀
So now they're recounting the events of Book 3 and try to sneak into Azul's office to get rid of the contracts but surprisingly, all the contracts are gone. They think that Azul must have predicted something like this so he moved all the contracts to a safer spot. So they're coming up with a plan of having the twins pose as their fakes. For Floyd, he has Jamil and Ortho while the rest join Jade. Thus, the plan is set.
Jamil lures Dream! Floyd away by telling him that there's a basketball today, and the opponent's team has a player who's REALLY good. They go to the gym and Dream! Floyd proceeds to get ambushed by the real Floyd. Dream! Floyd becomes a shadow thus the fight commences, in which the real Floyd won.
Now we're going to Jade's team, so the idea was that Jade pretty much raids his stash of rare plants and have Yuu and Grim lure Dream! Jade with it. It surprisingly works, the real Jade wait in the forest and once the fake came in, had Silver and Sebek restrain him. Then Jade uses his UM on the fake to find out where the contracts are hidden
It was literally hidden under Azul's bed 💀, but only Azul can get the case to open . After convincing Ortho not to use his beam and kill everyone by accident, Floyd suggests a plan to have the real Azul open it. So they do just that, but the moment Azul found out the twins betrayed him, so he sends out his anemones to use as shields even Idia's dream self got involved in it
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A fight begins, and Floyd gives Yuu the suitcase in the middle of it. When Azul used King's Roar, Floyd uses Bind of the Heart to redirect the magic to Yuu and have them throw the suitcase at it, dissolving the contracts once again. This causes Azul to have another meltdown, the darkness reappears and engulfs Azul, but Jade and Floyd come to his rescue. However, they had to let him go on Silver's orders because he has to face his inner demons alone. The twins wish him luck before they let him go
Azul meets his overblot self and feels sorry for how pathetic he is, the fight commences. He defeats the phantom and comes back to the very first dream where he was a star player. He tells everyone to celebrate by signing his contract and now they're stuck with it. He eliminates all the shadows before the rest of the group comes running in
Ortho shows Azul the video and now he's worried about Mostro Lounge's lost income and the food that's chilling in the freezer 😭. Ortho reassures him that nothing happened to the food cuz time is frozen, But Jade supplies it with "the customers are still sleeping tho". The twins and Jamil stay behind as Azul will now tag along with the rest to move onto the next dream
Finally I'm done with this, for those wondering where I get the info for these posts, they're from @/Laurent_bucchi and @/acesuuu on X/twitter so gotta give the credits to them because holy fuck this took forever.
But anyways hope you all have a good day!
Previous: Jade's Dream
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sorrowfulrosebud · 1 year
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𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙: 𝔦𝔫 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥 ℌ𝔬𝔟𝔦𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔟𝔬𝔶𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡
𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊: 𝔣𝔩𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔶, 𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔱𝔶 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔰𝔪𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔶
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༺ 𝕱𝖑𝖚𝖋𝖋 ༻
❦ Hobie is 10000% the boyfriend who kisses the insides of your wrist. Imagine smushing his cheeks together to tease him and he turns the tables by pressing gentle kisses to each pulse point
❦ Loves to send you selfies of the villains he beats up with goofy captions and him posing
❦ Introduces you to his friends at the pub, proudly showing you off
❦ Then proceeds to drunkenly ramble to said friends, arm tight around your shoulder with a protective hand over your drink
❦ Is an incredible cook when he wants to make something special for you, but otherwise makes low effort meals
❦ He loves to tickle your sides when he’s behind you. He comes over to you from behind under the guise of wanting a cuddle, but a devilish grin appears as he presses his long fingers into your sides, making you ugly chortle and shove him away
❦ Hobie would 10000% do the spiderman kiss with you
❦ Protective as FUCK but doesn't show it outwardly. Like, you’ll be walking down the street and some guy would cat call you, but Hobie doesn’t say anything. His grip on your shoulder gets tighter, and it’s not till he comes back past midnight with a bloodied lip do you feel pride flush your chest
❦ He lets you sit on his lap in bed as you do his eyeliner for his upcoming show. Gentle fingers rub against your hip as he looks at you with hooded eyes, letting you smudge his eyeliner. He looks at you with a charming grin, “thanks babe,” he’d say as he kisses you deeply
❦ Hobie lets you pick his nail polish colour and watches you delicately apply it to his nails. He thinks it's adorable when your tongue sticks out in concentration or when you nibble on your lip
❦ He invites the rest of the spidey squad to come to his dimension to play cards and other games, having you sat in his lap the entire time. If you’re playing poker or something, he nudges you in an attempt to silently communicate what he should pick. He gives you the occasional discreet kiss as Gwen cackles at Pav winning go fish over Miles
❦ Soft, classical music is NOT his style at all, so don't expect him to start playing Ed Sheeran on a regular guitar. If you struggle to fall asleep, he sets you on his tummy and makes patterns on your back based on the way his fingers would position themselves on his guitar
❦ He loves causing chaos with you, be it spray painting a Winston Churchill poster or statue of another bigot, or blasting his guitar near MPs houses, he loves it when you’re there, smiling happily with him
❦ DEFINITELY THE BF TO SMACK YOUR ASS. I SAID WHAT I SAID
❦ Doesn't have a set nickname for you, usually a play on your name or “luv”
❦ The type of bf who gets really invested in his S/O’s drama. Like you could be sat sipping tea, rambling about how this bitch tried to make you feel like shit and he’s just sat proudly like “oh yah? Then what’d you do babe?” With the dopiest ass look on his face
❦ Really stinking cute when drunk. Full on ambling into his flat, making you take care of him. Loves when you clean his piercings and rub off his eyeliner
❦ “Mf, thanks babe. Eyeliner makin’ it difficult to go to sleep,” he mumbles as you prop him upright on the bed. You roll your eyes fondly as you clean him up and start cleaning his piercings
❦ Thinks it's funny as fuck to make you smell his crust jacket. Punks are known to have jackets and not wash them to make them look as grunge as possible and Hobie is no different (bc fuck consistency)
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༺𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙༻
ఌ Is really stand-offish at the start of your relationship. His dislike for labels put a strain on your relationship; he would kiss you and make you feel loved, and then rip your heart out by saying you’re just friends to his pub mates
ఌ Struggles to fully take things seriously. You could be arguing over something and Hobie would just smirk, making the anger boil over. He doesn’t do it to emasculate or intimidate you, he just thinks it’s cute when you’re so passionate. This has definitely caused some worse arguments and either of you storming out
ఌ Definitely struggles with time and dates. If you arrange a date and he’s Spider-Punkin’ that day, be prepared to walk home and cry after waiting so long that the owners of the restaurant have to gently nudge you away
ఌ It can be seen as angsty or horny, but if you’re trying to start a fight or fussing over him when he’s tired, he’s not above shooting his web at your mouth to shut you up
ఌ Is low-key petrified every time he can’t get hold of you if you’re apart. He doesn’t want your death to become another canon event for him, so days where his anxiety manifest into something way deeper, he keeps you either at arms length or doesn’t let you out of his sight
ఌ Can actually be really mean in arguments if pushed far enough. Man is all for communication, but days where his mental health is struggling are usually days where his temper is short. He does his best to communicate to you that he’s not doing great but is physically fine and just needs some time, but if you keep pushing then he knows where to hit deep. (This is so so incredibly rare though)
ఌ Unintentionally gives you the silent treatment after an argument. If you had a really bad fight and he is still trying to cool off, he is in no mood to talk to anyone. I may be projecting, but I imagine Hobie is the type of person to need to be completely left alone to cool off and gets really upset again if someone tries to ask. He always wants to answer your text but sometimes forgets
ఌ Doesn’t let on but sometimes he has really bad nightmares from his role as protector of London. Sometimes it’s you getting hurt and sometimes it’s him. Either way, he wakes up in cold sweats and immediately feels for you before sighing in relief.
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“Hi sweetheart, are you alright? You kept making noises in your sleep,” you murmur to him. Hobie’s eyes fluttered slightly before sinking back under the duvet with a sigh.
“Ughhhh, yeah. ‘M fine babe, jus’ a stupid bad dream,” he mutters, throwing his arm around your waist and nuzzling into your chest. Your arm wrapped around his lean tummy and rubbed soft circles to the skin.
“D’you wanna talk about it hun? I’m here for you,” you whisper softly into his ear. Hobie thought for a minute before shaking his head.
“No thanks. Not now. Jus’ lemme hold ya,” he grunts sleepily. Your fingers found a steady rhythm against his back as you heard him sigh deeply into your neck.
“I love you so much Hobes. I’m always gonna be right here, waiting for you,” you promise him. Slender fingers intertwined with yours, the slight tremble being the only movement in your dark shared bedroom. Tender but firm kisses were placed along your neck in silent thanks as the two of you slip back into dreamless slumber.
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༺𝕾𝖒𝖚𝖙༻
༒ Is SUPER easy to turn on. The softest of praises is enough to turn his cock rock hard, but is also a major horn dog for being degraded 🤭🤭
༒ Gets SUPER horny when he catches you wearing his jewellery and jackets. He WILL fuck you right then and there
༒ He’s more of a grunter than a moaner, unless he’s quite deep in subspace. He’s definitely not above whimpering
༒ Hobie loves to send you videos of him wanking off, angled so you can see every lustful touch and hear every choked gasp
༒ A very versatile man. Doesn’t mind whether he’s domming or subbing, or even if there’s no dynamic
༒ Some of Hobie’s biggest kinks: edging, slight overstim, light impact play, light sensory deprivation and wax play
༒ If you’re female or someone without a peeny weeny, he would definitely take some good old cock up the ass <3 the male G spot is up there for a reason!
༒ He can often get lost in pleasure if he’s penetrating you, making his thighs shake as sweat drops and he’s biting into your shoulder like a man starved
༒ Definitely skilled with his fingers 😝😝 loves to finger you until you’re shaking and crying from overstim
༒ Is such a huge brat you wouldn’t believe 🤭🤭 he doesn’t deliberately say things to rile you up, but rather small displays. Rubbing his hands up your sides, murmuring soft teasings into your ears, lingering kisses right before a mission so you end up beating a villain with fire burning in your crotch
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I absolutely adore this man, send asks and thots 🤭
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mrshesh · 1 year
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thinking about "the distraught father adopting an orphan daughter" trope but with price and ghost :( like imagine, the reader is a younger girl in the task force, and she has kind of become like a daughter to them but they've never really disclosed it, and one day she just mutters "i love you, dad" to them (individually) :(( how do you think they'd react?
"i love you, dad." - simon "ghost" riley x reader
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overview: calling simon "ghost" riley dad for the first time
pairing: simon "ghost" riley x gender neutral reader, platonic
genre: fluff, angst
a/n: hi anon! i looooove this request :( i've actually been thinking of this exact scenario for sooo long! however, i couldn't really think of anything for price. so if someone can help me out by sending some ideas & headcanons to me privately, i will make a price version asap! and, as much as i love the father-daughter trope, i decided to keep this gender neutral, so everyone can feel included. i hope you love it.
TW! mentions of abuse and torture. proceed with caution.
Simon’s father was the devil personified. His dad is the epitome of evil to him, even more so than his captor, Roba. He cringes when he sees a dad and son being affectionate with each other in public - it pains him to think about what could’ve been, how he could’ve turned out. He knows most of his trauma stems from the abuse his father put him through, which has forever shattered the image of fatherhood in his mind. 
That is until you came along. 
Simon immediately felt drawn to you when you joined the Task Force. Being the youngest member had difficulties, yet you took it like a champ and kept toiling while still being so bright, colorful, and full of life. He admired that about you. 
He found himself worrying for you more than he liked. If you were reckless on a mission, he’d pull you aside and yell at you, scolding you for pulling such stupid stunts at the risk of your being. But after every talking-to, he’d give you a gentle pat on the head with shaky hands. “You need to be more careful, mate.” He’d mutter, feeling a pit in his stomach. Why does he care so much? And why does he feel the need to protect you? 
He would keep an eye on you at all times. He’d ensure nobody got too touchy with you and that everybody on base treats you with the respect you deserve. If he saw you getting mistreated, he would use his authority to punish the person hurting you. He would then turn to you, his eyes softening as he stares at you through his balaclava. “You tell me if anyone’s hurting you, alright?” 
The day Simon realizes he loves you like his own child is the day you open up about your past to him. At this point, you’ve known each other for a few years. 
He has always known that he has a special love for you, but he never came to terms with it until this day. 
When you tell him about all your painful experiences in life, he can feel his heart tear open and get shredded into millions of pieces. Regardless of what you’ve been through, his soul aches for you. That day was the first time Simon ever hugged you, and he vouched to care and be there for you as long as he was breathing. 
Today, you’ve had a difficult time falling asleep. Tossing and turning in bed can only get you so far, and the thought of drinking warm milk at this time makes you physically ill. You’re in the comfort of your room, but you don’t feel the amenity. You need someone to talk to. 
You know that Simon is usually up during this time - he who deserves sleep the most gets it the least. Insomnia’s a bitch. 
You decide to send him a text. 
You: “You up?” Read, 3:38 AM.  Simon: “Yeah. Why are you awake?” Read, 3:38 AM.  You: “Can’t sleep. Your sleeping habits have rubbed off on me.” Read, 3:39 AM.  Simon: “Welcome to my world.” Read, 3:39 AM.  Simon: “Is everything okay, though?” Read, 3:39 AM. You: “Yep. Just need someone to talk to, that’s all.” Read, 3:39 AM. Simon: “So you decide to text me?” Read, 3:40 AM. You: “I would’ve texted Johnny, but he fell asleep at midnight.” Read, 3:40 AM. Simon: “What’s so wrong with me?” Read, 3:40 AM. You: “You’re a grumpy, old man.” Read, 3:41 AM.  Simon: “Thanks, mate. 🐶” Read, 3:41 AM. You: “You’re welcome.” Read, 3:41 AM.  You: “Don’t worry, though. I like that about you.” Read, 3:42 AM.  Simon: “Not enough to be your first texting option.” Read, 3:42 AM.  You: “Don’t hyper-fixate on that, I’m begging.” Read, 3:42 AM.  Simon: “It’s funny.” Read, 3:42 AM. You: “It’s not. 🙄 It’s so boring I’m starting to feel sleepy, actually.” Read, 3:43 AM. Simon: “That’s good. Go to sleep, mate.” Read, 3:43 AM. You: “Yeah, might as well. You should sleep, too.” Read, 3:43 AM.  Simon: “I’ll try.” Read, 3:43 AM.  Simon: “Goodnight.” Read, 3:44 AM. You: “Night. I love you, Dad. ❤️” Read, 3:44 AM.  You: “Hold on, before you go! I have a question.” Read, 3:44 AM. You: “Hello?” Delivered, 3:50 AM.  You: “Simon?” Delivered, 3:55 AM.  You: “Did you fall asleep?” Delivered, 4:01 AM.
You sit in your bed anxiously, not knowing whether you fucked up. You know Simon had a rough past with this father, but you didn’t even think about that when you sent that text. You feel an instant regret wash over you, rereading your messages hundreds of times, hoping Simon will open them. 
Your spiral of uneasiness is interrupted by a hurried knock on the door of your room. You can hear breathing, almost panting, through the door - you immediately know it’s Simon. 
You walk to the door, hesitantly opening it, only to be met by Simon’s bare, tear-stained face, and the whites of his eyes have turned a bright red. You stare at him in shock, only stepping aside to let him in your room. 
You close the door behind you after he enters your accommodation, and you turn to look at him right away. Your eyes meet instantly, and you feel a cloud of shame pour down on you, coating you in an aura of grief. “I’m sorry.” You instantly whisper, and your own eyes sting. “I shouldn’t have… said that.” 
He doesn’t respond, only looking at you as if you’re the only matter in the universe. Everything else has become nonexistent - a vacuum. 
“No.” He sniffles, stepping closer toward you. He had a panic attack right after you called him dad - and you know it. “No.” He repeats, his tears spilling out of his eyes. “Don’t be sorry.” He whispers. He reaches out to you hesitantly, his trembling hands gently gripping your shoulders. He holds them there for a few seconds, getting used to the feeling. 
Before you know it, he pulls you into him, burying his face in the crook of your neck and weeping quietly into you. It’s the first time you’ve seen him cry. Ever. 
He’s stiff as he embraces you, his shaking body telling you everything you need to know. Your heart breaks for him, resulting in you biting back your tears - you’ve got to be strong for him. But you can’t.
You let your sobs fill the air, your arms wrapping around him to hold him close to you. 
You stay in each other’s embrace, pouring out your emotions for one another. You don’t even dare to speak until Simon has calmed down slightly, his breathing getting slower and softer. 
“I love you, Dad.”
“I love you, too, kid. More than you know.”
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niqhtlord01 · 1 year
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Humans are weird: Birthday Parties Part 2
Alien: Do you have plans for the days of ending? Human: You mean weekend? Human: Yeah, I’ll be out celebrating my birthday. Alien: What the florp is a birth day? Human: A day we celebrate the day of our birth. Alien: In your case more of a blight upon the universe, no? ----------------------------
Alien: What purpose does this “Birthing day” serve? Human: It’s different for each person. Human: Some celebrate it as a day of vanity all about themselves. Human: Other’s see it as a mark of honor to have survived another year in a universe bent on their eradication. Human: Then there are those who seek companionship with friends and loved ones for a day of joy. Alien: Which are you? Human: The kind were I can eat an entire cake and not have anyone judge me. -----------------------------
Alien: What are those stacks of colorful boxes? Human: They are called “Presents”. Human: Guests give them to the person with the birthday. Alien: Ah, so you are paying tribute. Human: What? No. Alien: Does a larger gift not constitute a desire for a greater ranking? Human: I mean, sometimes it’s the thought that counts. Alien: I take it yours is the smallest offering on the table then? Human: Shut it! ---------------------------
*Giant cake rolled in and children get all excited* *Top bursts open and a clown jumps out* Clown: Who’s ready for fun with Boggles the Clown!? *Kids start cheering* *Alien comes up from behind and smashes a wooden chair into the Boggle’s back sending him to the ground while the kids scream and scatter* Alien: You do not deceive me pennywise the clown! *Lifts Boggles up and throws him into wall* Alien: You shall not have minen or these tiny human’s souls today! Human friend: *Off to the side drinking* This is the last fucking time I show you a horror movie. ---------------------------
Alien: What purposes does this activity serve? Human: It’s a game. Human: You get blindfolded and you try to pin the tail on the donkey. Alien: What manner of barbarians would remove a tail of such a noble create, only to then mock it by reattaching it? Human: I think you are reading too much into this. Alien: Were as I think you not enough. ----------------------------
Alien: FINE! *Alien is finally blindfolded and given the tail to pin* Human 2: You did warn them not to use their full strength, right? Human: Oh shit… *Alien stabs out with all their might but misses wall entirely and instead impales nearby party guest* Alien: I hear screams, does this mean I win? ----------------------
Human: So you take the knife and you cut a piece off for everyone. *Hands alien the knife* Alien: What if I do not wish to share this pastry? Human: I mean, that’s not really an option. Alien: But I have the knife; who would stop me? Human 2: *whispers* What do we do? Human: *Whispers back* I have no idea. No one’s pulled the knife gambit before. ---------------------
Human: What’d you get little timmy? Alien: a 44 magnum. Human: WHAT?!!? Human: What made you think it that was a good idea?!?! Alien: It was on conjunction with my mate’s gift to him. Human: What could possibly be in conjunction with a 44 magnum for an 11 year old?!!? *Loud groaning now heard from outside* Alien Mate: I have unleashed the virus and turned the guests into the requested zombies. --------------------
Human: Alright, there was some confusion with the clown last time and some people got hurt; but we’re cool now, right? Alien: *sighs* Yes. Human: No brutalizing the family entertainment, okay? Alien: Okay. Human: Alright then, good. Human: *Turns to kids* Who’s ready for some Mortal Kombat?! *Excited kids screaming happily as Scorpion and Sub Zero mascots show up* Alien: *Rolls over table and proceeds to remove Sub Zero’s head* Alien: FATALITY!!! *Kids start screaming and running away again* Human: Alright, that one was partly on me.
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Nightlife 13
Warnings: dubcon, noncon, touching, coercion, manipulation. Proceed with caution.
Note: I know what you’re thinking, why the fuck are you doing this? Well, you wanted bouncer Lee and I did too. Also, short!reader, not sorry.
Part of The Club AU
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You have to make the call. You have no choice. One way or another, your father will find out and it will be worse if it’s not from you.
Another D and you're below water. You have no chance now. You’ll be lucky to finish with a C average for the semester and with that, you’ll lose your entry scholarship. You don’t understand where you went wrong. You try so hard. It doesn’t matter, it seems the more you try, the more wrong you are.
You hit the green button and wait for the line to pick up. You wait.
Waiting.
Still waiting.
The voicemail answers. You’re not surprised. You often have to leave several before you hear back. Yet when your father calls you, you answer. You don’t hesitate. 
“Hey dad, it’s me. I called because… because I need to talk to you. Please call me back. Love you.”
You hang up after leaving the message and blow a raspberry. He hasn’t even told you when he’s picking you up from campus after exams. Another week and you’re going to be done. You already have half your dorm packed.
In those short spurts where you’re not at Lee’s, you're sorting everything into the donate and take piles. Most of it you’ll leave behind, things you won’t need at your dad’s place. Things you can replace.
As soon as you put your phone down, it vibrates. You huff and pick it up. You need to study, even if it doesn’t matter.
Lee. Again. You’re not surprised. You almost admire his persistence given your own inconsistency.
‘Still coming over, sweet thing?’
Shoot. You don’t remember him asking. That’s the thing about Lee. He seems to frame demands as questions. Or maybe you really or that hopeless. You answer him. Sure. Why not? Not like anything will change if you do.
You get your bag ready to go and head down. Your dorm mates are bogged down studying, a few already gone as their exams finished early. Life seems easier as them. You suppose that most people see the world like that; they want to be someone else, though no one would ever want to be you.
You sit on the curb and wait. You tune out the world with your headphones. It’s been a while since you listened to music. Really listened without any distraction. 
Your head pops up as you see the familiar car approach. You stand and cross the street. You get in the car. The routine is just that. You’re used to it. You haven’t told Lee yet either. He doesn’t know that you’re going home for summer. You don’t expect him to be happy to hear it but it can’t be a big surprise. All the college students are leaving.
“Hey, darlin’,” he leans over to kiss your cheek as you pull your earbuds out, “whatcha listening to?”
“Oh, just…nothing–”
“Nah, go on, put it on,” he insists as he hands you auxiliary cord, “I could use something new.”
“Really, it’s–”
“Come on, I wanna listen.”
You don’t argue. Why? It’s a small thing. It’s nothing. You unplug your headphones and shove the cord into the port. Your music plays automatically.
So come on, Virginia, show me a sign Send up a signal, I'll throw you the line The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind Never let's in the sun
Billy Joel croons from the speakers as you place your phone in the cupholder. You sit back and buckle in as he hums and gives a thoughtful nod. He taps his fingers on the wheel before he pulls out.
“You got a taste for the classics,” he muses, “I ain’t heard this in a while.”
“Uh, yeah, I like it,” you shrug.
“Good song,” he remarks, “I’m a fan of You May Be Right, myself. But I’m not too picky. You listen to Seger? How about Elton? You seem that sorta girl.”
“Some, yeah,” you cling to your bag and watch through the window.
“Hickory missin’ ya,” he says, “ain’t ya excited to see him?”
“Yeah,” you answer glumly.
“Whatsa matter, then? Don’t know why you’d be so down when you got that rascal waiting on ya… and me.”
“Just school,” reply evasively.
“Ah, yeah, you were saying you’re having some troubles. Wish I could help.”
“Ugh, well… no one can help me now,” you plant your elbow on your door and put your chin on your fist.
“Now, don’t be moping ‘less you gonna tell me what’s going on,” he says grumpily.
You sigh. You can barely admit it to yourself. You don’t even know if you can say it out loud.
Your vision turns bleary and you sniffle. It’s too late. You should’ve asked for help months ago. You made promises you didn’t keep and now you have to accept the failure. You wipe away your tears and sit back.
“My GPA is garbage. I’m gonna lose my scholarship and my dad– my dad’s gonna kill me.”
“Oh, honey, kill you? Don’t talk like that. I’m sure he wouldn’t, not a sweet thing like you. Besides, if he’s an ass about it, you still got me, don’t ya?”
You nod but refuse to look at him. He’s sweet but he can’t understand. Your dad isn’t the type to just say oh well or to give second chances. This semester was a second chance and you blew it.
“Maybe it just isn’t for you. Schoolin’ and all. I know lots of people who never did it,” he speaks as he drives. “Or maybe you’re in the wrong kinda school.”
“Maybe,” you grumble and pick at the zipper on your bag.
“You can change, can’t ya? Pick something else. Something you’re better at,” he suggests. “Like I said, I went into the military. They offered me some school but I told ‘em not to waste the time.”
“I don’t know what I’m good at,” you sigh.
“Well, you’re good to me,” he says brightly, “you know I’ll help ya. I’ll take care of ya no matter what.”
“But you don’t have to.”
“I wanna. Why are you sayin’ that?”
“Cause… cause it’s a lot. Don’t you think?”
“No, wouldn't say it if I thought it was too much,” he rebuffs, “don’t get no attitude with me, now.”
“I– I’m not but… but… I don’t want to…” you shake your head and stare at the dash, “I’m going home for the summer, Lee. I have to go home. And I feel bad with you doing all this–”
“Going home?” He says so quietly, his voice almost cracks, “but, darlin’, I’m taking you home right now. Ain’t I?”
“That’s your home. I mean, my dad. I gotta… I gotta figure this all out. When he finds out–”
“You’re a goddamn adult,” he growls and grips the wheel tight, “you shouldn’t be so worried about him and damn it, he should be treatin’ ya a lot better.”
“I know, but he’s my dad. He– he paid my tuition. He’s gonna want me to work that off at the restaurant–”
“Work? He– What the heck is wrong with ya? You shouldn’t be workin’? Silly little thing. He’s your dad, he should be supportin’ ya, not takin’ from ya,” he seems angrier with each word, “what kinda man– and you’re gonna leave me for him?” He snarls, “just like that. You’re gonna hurt me?”
“Hurt you? No, but… but I have to.”
“You don’t gotta do nothing. Sounds to me like he don’t want anything to do with ya anyhow, so maybe you should stay in town.”
“My lease is over at the end of the month.”
“Mine ain’t,” he insists.
He’s quiet. You squirm and bite your lip, “Lee?”
“You said you was gonna marry me. How’re you gonna do that if you’re all the way somewhere else?”
“I know I said but… I’m nineteen. I thought you meant later.”
“I’m a lot older than nineteen,” he scoffs, “I’m not waiting til later.” He sneers through the windshield, “you said. You promised!”
“I did, but–”
“But? But you were just lyin’, I get it.”
You nearly choke. You weren’t lying. You just were caught off guard and didn’t know what to say. Like now. You're not just stunned by the sudden shift, you're scared.
“I didn’t lie,” you croak, “please…”
You cover your face and take several deep breaths, trying to hold back. He huffs and you feel his firm touch on your leg. He squeezes as he slows the car.
“Don’t cry, darlin’, alright? Don’t do none of that. I know you meant it. Let’s just figure this all out first, schoolin’ and all that. Alright?” He coaxes, “you know I’ll be there for ya, don’t ya? No matter what your dad says.”
“Yeah,” you drag your hands from your face.
“And I know you’re not gon’ leave Hick. He needs ya around.”
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daisygirlwrites · 1 year
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garreth weasley dating hcs
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note: reader's house isn't mentioned but i wrote this with my slytherin MC in mind!
a/n: hey hey! finally, posting something for hogwarts legacy. i had some much fun writing this and there's definitely more coming soon!
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・
First date would be at the Three Broomsticks. This is also where you have your first argument since you wanted to pay for the date (especially with how much money you had) and Garreth, being taught that the gentleman takes care of their lady and the bill, is really insistent that he'll take care of it. Eventually, you let him pay for your drinks. However, you basically spoil him by buying his favorites from Honeydukes and getting him expensive potion ingredients.
in a modern au, he'd definitely call you his sugar mama as a joke
because of this, he wouldn't mind being a future stay at home husband
Whenever he sees you get upset, he’d say “None of that!”. He then proceeds to squish your cheeks and aggressively kiss all over your face. 
he does this in front of everyone. Sebastian teases you ruthlessly, mimicking Garreth by grabbing Ominis and making kissing noises
Clingy. Will whine whenever you have to leave for class and wrap his arms around your waist. Have to physically pry him off. Sends you an owl an hour later, with the message “I miss you” along with a crude drawing of him crying
his main love language is physical touch. as a Weasley, he grew up with a large and loving household, so physical affection is normal for him.
however, when you started courting, Garreth knew that he didn't want to let you go. especially with the attention of being the new transfer student and the Hero of Hogwarts, he was scared of losing you.
Watches you sleep. When you wake up, he’ll tell you that you snore really loud and that you drooled on his pillow. 
he'll also say that you look very beautiful and that he'd love to wake up every morning seeing you like that.
Passes notes to you in class. Sometimes it’s random questions, really bad pick up lines or drawings of cats
"would you still love me if i were turned into a worm?"
"if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber ;) "
"i'll finish your potions homework if you'd let me nap on your boobs"
Speaking of which, whenever he sees two cats together, he’d point them out to you and say “That’s us!”
he does this every time you guys go to Hogsmeade
he also points out other animals and beasts with their mates and saying he same thing
one day, Garreth looks longingly at an elderly couple before he glances at back you
bonus:
fun fact, some of these headcanons are based on my husband!
(。・ω・。)
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hydr0phius · 9 months
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Some crack summaries (and just general notes) of Greater Good like how I did with Chaos Rising
Ar'alani: We have technology to aim our weapons with but I'm going to just eyeball this shot here.
...
Thalias: *enters the bridge, is exhausted*
Samakro: Wow, you look like shit.
Thalias: Thanks so much. I really appreciate that.
...
The side of Thaliamakro in this book has me giggling and kicking my feet. If they don't get together romantically I am still here for the friendship. I love them skdjfhsdjf. SAMAKRO SHE'S NOT A SPY THOUGH, MATE-
...
Laknym & Thalias: *open their mouths to explain something to Che'ri or to ask a question of each other while they're down in secondary command*
Kharill: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thalias: We're-
Kharill: SHHHHHH. NO. NO TALKING. SHUSH.
...
The ominous things being hinted at about the Stybla family's past (the most vicious warriors etc). I'm intrigued. Tell me MORE.
...
*Samakro & Thrawn talking about keeping the Magys on the Springhawk & it's low key an argument*
Samakro: And what do you suppose the Syndicure will think of this?
Lakinda, internally: I hope I don't get dragged into this.
Thrawn: Actually, I wasn't going to tell them *looks at Lakinda*
Lakinda, now officially in the argument: Uhhhh
...
Lakinda: STUPID THRAWN TAKING ALL THE DAMN GLORY!!!!! I DISLIKE THIS MF-
...
Thalias: *wakes up*
The Magys in hibernation:
Thalias: Who the fuck put that the- wait, I said Thrawn and Samakro could put it here. Uh. *proceeds to dress for the day throwing side eye looks at the hibernation chamber and wondering if the magys is just suddenly going to wake up and jump scare her (she's not)*
...
Thalias: *opens the door*
Che'ri, instantly looking inside: WHat's ThAt-
Thalias: A coffin!
Che'ri:
Thalias:
Che'ri: That's a bit weird.
Thalias: The Magys is in hibernation to stop her from offing herself.
Che'ri: o h.
...
Ba'kif: *giving the new orders for Thrawn to be shifted out to the Paataatus again, except there's a lot of political shit going on at the same time*
Samakro: *needling for a bit more info in a subtle way*
Thrawn: *no fucking idea what's happening, but not too pleased about going to the Paataatus hive-home world when he's got a Magys in hibernation in Thalias' room and a puzzle to solve back on Sunrise*
...
Jixtus having music and beanbags at his meeting with Haplif. Haplif struggling to get out of the beanbag with dignity. Jixtus telling him he should bird watch more often.
...
Thurfian: *frothing at the mouth with sheer rage after hearing about the scuffle over Sunrise with the unknown dreadnaught + Lakinda's assistance*
Zistalmu: *approaches*
Thurfian, internally: What if I just laid into him? What if I gave him a verbal lashing? A bit of a tickle up? I'd feel better if I tore something to shreds-
(Also Thurfian): Don't do that. Focus on the end game. FOCUS ON THE END GAME.
Zistalmu: You look happy.
Thurfian: Fuck you-
...
Lakjiip: Look at this *hands Lakuviv the metal report from the Agbui jewellery*
Lakuviv:
Lakuviv: THat's fucKING NYIX ALLOY-
Lakjiip: I KNOW
...
Haplif: *does anything*
Lakphro: What are you planning??? I'll find out. I'll know-
...
Lakjiip: Tell no one of these brooches.
Lakphro: Of course.
*later*
Lakphro: *calls his cousin who is married to a scientist who has connections with other scientists that work with metals etc* Hey so there's this jewellery I'm going to send it to you in the mail-
...
Lakbulbup: Send it through express post.
Lakphro: Have you SEEN the rates for that lately????
...
Qilori of fucking Uandualon. Back again and causing havoc we're all going to see later. He's going to be the reason the skywalkers are targeted by the Grysk, isn't he...
...
Shimkif: Marry me.
Haplif: wHAt-
Shimkif: It'll gain Yoponek and Yomie's trust. It'll be fake too
Haplif: Oh ok.
...
Shimkif: Sorry I was gone so long. I was busy poisoning birds.
Haplif: Amazing.
Yomie: I found another migration up north.
Haplif, internally: No the hell you did not-
...
Haplif: I don't like birds. I've had enough of birds.
Shimkif: *poisons Yomie*
Haplif: Nice, we're out of here.
***
RIP Yomie, you had the brains to figure the Agbui out, but your silly fiancé did not and now we're in a bit of a pickle. Haplif giving Yoponek the brooch he took from Yomie's corpse to Yoponek and telling him she left it for him to pin it to her dress on their wedding day when they met again and Yoponek just believing that day will come and meanwhile Yomie's floating in the damn VOID-
I'm sad about them.
...
Ar'alani: You need to identify yourselves.
Battle Dreadnaught: We've been begged by the people of this world to protect them from threats.
Ar'alani: Oh, so you've talked with the Magys, too?
BD: The what?
Ar'alani: The leader of the people of Sunrise.
BD: Never heard of it.
BD: We were begged though. We will get rid of you if you don't leave.
Ar'alani: Mate-
...
Ar'alani: You need to bring that asteroid's missile with you
Lakinda: Ok.
*later & with no asteroid missile (too slow to get it out intact in time to provide aid to the Vigilant)*
Ar'alani: uUUhhhhh we might not do well with this now...
*more battle. Lakinda lays into the damaged side of the Dreadnaught and pretty much takes it out after Ar'alani draws enemy fire to her ship.*
Ar'alani: Yeah, nice.
...
Lakinda: Oh my stars, what if Thrawn's not even that good? What if it was just Ar'alani all along- no. No, he is good. He just learned from the best. *is a little bit obsessed with Ar'alani and Thrawn's history*
...
Ar'alani: Ok, Csilla said you have to go help Thrawn with the pirates, but I know you have beef with him-
Lakinda: I do NOT have beef with Thrawn.
Ar'alani: You get this annoyed look and tone whenever you interact with him even if he's not being annoying.
Ar'alani: Anyway, as Admiral I can just keep you here if you don't want to go.
Lakinda: No, it's fine.
Ar'alani: Sure.
...
HHhhh ok. Haplif is getting so much Chiss info and Lakuviv and Co. are completely unaware they're being played and I'm scared about how this whole thing with the Nyix mines is going to play out.
...
Lakbulbup: Hey so there's this guy called Senior Captain Thrawn and he's good with analysing art-
Lakphro: Yeah fine. Send the brooch to him.
...
Captain Fsir: aaaaa help, we're being attacked by Vagaari scouts.
Thrawn, off mic to the bridge crew: This is a set up.
...
Thrawn: I have a plan but I need to see inside your ship first.
Fsir: What-
(He got invited over and took them down so fast at the "pirate base" because of it lmao).
...
Lakooni: *comm dies after she sends the emergency family summons* LAKUVIV. Your comm is shiet
Lakuviv: That officer you were talking to was me, I'm sorry it had to go this way *pulls a blaster on her* if you'll follow me to my private rooms-
Lakooni, absolutely furious: I'm going to fuck you up so bad for this, do you even know? Do you know what you've unleashed? I'll end your entire career, you backstabbing son of a bi-
Lakuviv: *raises blaster a bit higher*
Lakooni: FIne.
(I can't be the only one whose mind went straight to the gutter and wondered if AO3 had anything with them jxfkjeasdfkjsd)
...
Every time someone says "yeah, we'll swing by," (which is a lot actually now that I think about it) gave me a bit of a giggle. It made conversation feel more real.
...
Lakinda when the summons came through: Ok but does Thrawn NEED me there? no. He just needs my ship *leaves*
...
Apros when Grayshrike eventually meets up with Springhawk: Lakinda got called away on a family emergency order put out to all CEDF Xodlak that weren't in immediate battles or on critical missions.
Thrawn, pissed: WHAt-
Samakro, also pissed and angry at Apros: DID YOU TRY TO STOP HER?
Apros, not able to be pissed with Thrawn because he's higher rank, but able to be pissed with Samakro because they're the same rank and therefore fair game: YES. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I NOT?
Apros: oh btw, Thrawn, she said this had come for you *gives him Lakphro's brooch*
Thrawn: Ooh, pretty.
...
Thrawn to the Magys: Wakey wakey, do you know what this is? *holds up the brooch*
The Magys: The work of my people. It looks new, though.
Thalias: surprise, they're not dead.
The Magys: There is hope!
*when they've put The Magys back into hibernation*
Thrawn: We also have three families being scammed.
Samakro: *grumpy noises*
...
Lakinda, just woken up: What do you want?
Thrawn over comms: You're being scammed. There are no mines. It's a set up.
Lakinda: Damn.
Thrawn: I have a plan though!
Lakinda once he's explained: From the bottom of my heart, what the fuck-
Samakro: That's insane actually.
Thrawn: Well if you two come up with anything better, let me know <3
...
Samakro convincing everyone that Thrawn's plans are strictly military and that he's got no clue with politics and doesn't know how to play them anyway (which is still wild to me tbh. I don't believe it) and then even convincing himself on it too/that Thrawn's their best commander even if his plans are insane sometimes.
...
I'm still processing the 3 families showdown over Sunrise but Thrawn's plan worked a treat even with family politics fucking up Lakinda's end (my girl got thrown in the brig for talking to Thrawn/warning him that at the end of this the embarrassment at finding out they were being scammed would have worse fallout than the actual fight that they didn't think of when they were making the plan).
...
Lakinda: Oh my gods it was Ar'alani copying Thrawn's tactics the whole time-
...
Thyklo: Patriarch Thooraki is dead.
Thurfian: Ah. Condolences.
Thyklo: You're replacing him.
Thurfian: It is an honour.
Thurfian, internally: holy FUCK- Zistalmu is going to lose his damn mind lmfao.
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christinesficrecs · 2 years
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hi christine! hope you're well. I was wondering if you knew any fics where Stiles thinks Derek doesn't like him but is actually in love with him? Or if you had a tag for it, could you direct me to it? I looked at your tag page and didn't see it but I definitely could've looked over it. Thank you so much!
Sure! You could also try the enemies to lovers tag.
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If there's one thing Stiles Stilinski knows, it's that Deputy Derek Hale absolutely Does Not Like him. The only reason Derek even tolerates him is because their kids are worryingly codependent.
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Stiles rolls his eyes. This is the third time this week. He’d complain that Hale’s jokes are getting pretty stale, but he’d probably be milking this situation for all that it’s worth, too, if their roles were reversed. “Wrong aisle,” he grouses back, “try the bakery section. I hear they have fresh tarts.”
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yandere-fics · 1 year
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♡ How They Would Act As Your Sugar Mommy ♡
♡ The Kingdom Version ♡
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♡ You'd been working in the lower sector of the building and struggling financially when a friend told you that they had a friend from one of the higher sectors was looking for a partner to accompany her to company parties. Of course she would pay for anything you needed to wear at the party and would financially compensate you. You weren't usually the type to do this but a little extra cash every once in awhile would go a long way so you agreed to meet her. ♡
♡ Miriel told herself that she could do this without falling in love with whoever she goes with, but the moment she meets you, that just falls out the window. You've never done this type of thing before, maybe there is something here, afterall why chose her when you could have gone and found a proper sugar mommy. Oh well, it doesn't matter now, she will be a proper sugar mommy if that is what her darling needs. ♡
♡ She starts out by just buying you the outfits you need for her parties, but it quickly devolves into her buying every single thing you want weekly. It gives her an excuse to take you out on dates after the shopping sprees. ♡
♡ Whoopsie, she called in a favor from the boss and your apartment manager is evicting you, don't ask too many questions. Anyways it looks like you have to move in with her, don't worry, she'll still spoil you and lavish you, but now she gets her money's worth. Afterall she gives you all of her money, can't she at least savor you? ♡
♡ All in all, I think if Miriel was your sugar mommy, it would make her much bolder and way more aggressive in trying to claim you. ♡
"Spin for me, babe." Miriel was watching you intently, for the past five hours as she forced you to try on outfit after outfit.
"Uhm, Miri?" You really just wanted to pick an outfit for the party already and then go home. Every time you asked her about it though she would just wave you off. Your feet were beginning to hurt from all the heels she wanted you to try on. The store clerks knew better than to look over though. There were too many possessive freaks in the city, could never be too careful.
She gives a small hum in response and she's already onto picking out another dress for you to try next.
"Have you gotten any closer to picking out an outfit yet?" You shuffle nervously, really hoping she wouldn't respond how you knew she was going to respond.
"What do you mean babe? I'm buying all of these." Yup, that was what you pretty much expected.
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♡ You'd been working next to the demon for a few months as her assistant when she noticed that you were struggling financially. She already knew you were her mate and while she was satisfied to court you while you two worked together, this presented an even greater opportunity. ♡
♡ So what does she do? Obviously make sure you see lots of people talking about sugar dating for weeks until you decide that it might be a good idea for you and then create a profile on one of the sites, and obviously she keeps her profile vague because such a sweet thing like you would probably feel uncomfortable straight up dating your supervisor, so she has to make you fall for her profile first so she can ease you into it. ♡
♡ When you two finally agree to a shopping date, you are shocked to find your boss but the look in her eyes tells you that you can't break up with her that quickly, so you proceed with the date. Afterwards you try to ignore her because you're pretty sure this is an hr violation but she keeps sending you little gifts, ones that are somewhat vaguely threatening. ♡
♡ Did you know that there's a rule that if a demon disapproves of their mate working, and has the finances to support their mate, they can get them ousted from the job? Come on, be good and let Kassien spoil you, she wouldn't want to ruin your job but you're forcing her hand, she needs you to financially rely on her. ♡
♡ Once your little lovers tiff is over, she will be a pretty standard sugar mommy, lavishing you in gifts, forcing you to wear the expensive clothes and jewelry she buys you, burning your apartment down so now you need to move in with her, the classics. ♡
♡ Being your sugar mommy makes Kassien a tad more manipulative than she usually is. ♡
You jumped when you spotted your supervisor standing outside your apartment on your way to get a coffee. You'd sent back her gifts when you realized that your new sugar mommy was actually in charge of you at work. You hoped if you sent her gifts and requested a transfer, you could just put all of this behind you. Only to find out that not only would work not give you that transfer, but you were also fired. Anonymous complaint, you suspected it was her.
"You returned my necklace, Sweetness. I had that custom made for you, I might have to charge you for it if you don't just take it. It's not refundable because of the customization." She sounded calm but you knew that she could fly off the handle in seconds, after all you'd been working with her for a bit. Even on the one date you two went on, she blew up on a guy in the restaurant for walking a little bit too close to you.
"Ma'am-" She scoffed and rolled her eyes at you. You knew how much you were probably pissing her off by not calling her by her name, "K-kassien, I know I upset you but you didn't have to get me f-fired." The look on her face was starting to freak you out. Like the calm before the storm.
"No, I did have to get you fired, what I don't have to do is allow you to move in with me after you get evicted, so don't be such an ungrateful brat." She smiles as she walks up to you with the necklace with her initials on it, holding it out for you to put on like an obedient pet.
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♡ Sawyer is the only one you would meet in a classically sugar mommy way. She knows you're her mate, so what's a ??? years old all knowing being to do except create a profile on the sugar dating site you're on. You've done this before but that's okay, she can kill all the previous ones. ♡
♡ Right off the bat she is much more generous than any of the sugar mommies you've had before and you nearly faint when you discover she's The Boss, like the actually fucking boss that runs the entire city. Still she's pretty enough and generous enough for you to overlook how actually terrifying this situation is. ♡
♡ She is extremely generous with you, I mean how could she not be, she literally has half the city under her thumb directly or indirectly. What's a sapphire necklace that costs more than a house, to someone who has been saving wealth their entire life in order to spoil their mate, you don't need to know that though, she likes you feeling like she's been inconvenienced to spoil you this much. ♡
♡ She expects you to spend time at her apartment whenever you're not working, she explains she has cameras in her apartment and so it would help her to work if she could look on them and see her cute thing dressed in something nice and expensive waiting for her at home. Weird but okay, you'll accept it. ♡
♡ It's only after the two of you wake up cuddling in bed that you decide you should cut it off before any feelings develop but baby, you're already in too deep, before you know it she's suing you for all of the things she's bought you. It's okay the lawsuit will end if you move back in, be her good sugar baby, and never fucking try to leave again. ♡
♡ Her as a sugar mommy is already close to how she is naturally, with a few minor changes and an official title. ♡
"The Boss has asked us to escort you up to her office." Two security guards approached you the moment you stormed into the office. You'd been served with notice of an impending lawsuit from The Boss, she never put her real name on any documents, and well that alone would make most in the city shit their fucking pants.
You knew you should have never taken on someone as powerful as her, no matter how good of a sugar mommy she seemed. It didn't matter how many fancy trips she took you on, or how many gems you had in your very expensive hand crafted jewelry box, she had the power to completely ruin you.
"A fucking lawsuit Sawyer?" She shushes you softly when you busrt into her office and dismisses the guards.
"I'm not sure why this is such a suprise darling. I make the rules in the city, and I never included a rule that said you were allowed to leave me."
You don't even know how to respond to her audacity.
"Come darling, we'll go to a nice restaurant and renegotiate your allowance."
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tixdixl · 23 days
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Ya know what? 👁 For Both Kingsley AND Oisin!
Ooooh thank you thank you for this!
Send a 👁️ for a glimpse of their future
Kingsley
Just as he restabilized himself, an even more frantic call surged through the ship. The voice cracked as the words “MAN OVERBOARD” tore through the downpour. At first, Kingsley made no move, nor felt any emotional reaction to the announcement.
“WHO DID WE LOSE!?” came the return call of the First Mate.
“IT’S THE BOY!” this cry worse than the initial announcement, “TYR’S BOY HAS GONE UNDER THE WAVES!”
He never imagined the experience of his heart sinking faster than the bow of any ship. And yet, his eyes widened and his chest instantly grew tight. For just a moment, the ship grew silent. The chill of the rain and the sloshing waves grew numb. And the world slowed down just for a moment.
Davan went under the waves. The child who he swore to teach and protect was moments away from drowning.
He immediately recalled one of his axes, raising it high over his head in preparation to cut his own line. For once in his life, he contemplated recklessness. For once in his life, he hesitated.
The sudden cajun “SHIT” followed by the crack of gunfire recentered his focus and brought the king back to reality, and more importantly back to logic. His gaze sharply turned to the first mate who made direct eye contact with him as he hung, tied and secure from the mast’s bottom rung. With his free hand, Jamil flicked his wrist, releasing a surge of electricity from his fingertips. The bolt crackled as it danced through the droplets of water and crashed into the scales of the creature’s tail.
“TYR,” commanded the First Mate, “ON MY SIGNAL!”
The king raised his axe. The magestone inside dimly glowed with an acid green, shining off the iron blade like a burning beacon. In preparation for Jamil’s signal, he spread his stance momentarily and kept his eye to the reflection on the barnacle encrusted scales. The air scalded his lungs as he drew in a deep, steadying breath. And once again, seconds felt like minutes as he waited... and waited... and waited.
Oisín
Warning: Book 7 references ahead. Proceed at your own disgression
Like searing iron to flesh, their head began to pulse. The throbbing sensation, beating against their skull, could only be compared to that of a knife being stabbed into one's thigh over and over and over. Bursts of grey, tumultuous ash erupted from the collar of their armor. With smoke rising into the night sky like signals, the rhythm of the pulsations drove the smoke rising from their core into an involuntary dance.
Until it all came to a sudden halt. Akin to stained glass shattering upon concrete ground. A release of pain and tension all at once, and relief washed over them like the evening tide.
What... happened? And moreover, why did it feel like the past had just converged with the present in a horrific cacophony of events?
[Ah, I see you're finally with us,] came the ever familiar voice of one Idia Shroud. As the dullahan raised their lantern in search, they spotted the floating tablet, its occassional glow indicating that the Housewarden had turned on push to talk, [Welcome back to reality, Oisín.]
They felt the presence of others with them: Ortho, Silver, Sebek... and also the Ramshackle Prefect. And in that moment, they realized that the ensemble before them had likely witnessed some of their most intense, traumatic, and even vulnerable points in their life. If they could have, they would have shot Silver a glance. Curiousity welled up inside them, wondering how he was responding to everything that had unraveled before him. The things they deliberately left unsaid.
While he had always been one who struggled to emote, they could have sworn they caught a glimpse of tears pricking his eyes. The glint of their lantern's cerulean glow reflected off the edges of his eyes. Scarlet veins emergedin the whites of his eyes, like he had been on the brink of tears. And for what reason- what thoughts, they hadn't the slightest clue.
They rarely had time to process what exactly they were witnessing before the boy had thrown his arms around their chest, pulling them in so tightly, like he was desperate not to let go. The shifting and russling of leather and steel clattered as he buried his face into their chest.
"I'm... so sorry."
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rosesandoranges90 · 1 year
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Dead Island 2 Slayers x Reader Incorrect Quotes (Warning:Slightly Spicy and Swearing)
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Ryan: I find intelligence hot,tell me something I didn’t know.
Y/N: Jellyfish mouths are also their anus.
Ryan: Please Stop
Jacob: Mate-
Y/N: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago and now you’re calling me mate??
Dani: Go feck yourself
Y/N,smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
Carla: You know why I called you here?
Y/N: because I accidentally send you an explicit pic?
Carla *Sits up from a bed in a candle lit room* :Accidentally??
Amy: I want my partner to be strong, intelligent, successful and organized 
Y/N: *Steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely.
Amy: I want that one.
Bruno: I been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No responses
Y/N: Wow. They sound stupid
Bruno: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Y/N: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know…”Hey! I love you!”
Bruno: I guess you’re right. Hey Y/N, I love you.
Y/N: See! Just say that!
Bruno: Holy fucking shit.
Y/N: If that flies over their head then, sorry Bruno, but they’re too dumb for you.
Bruno: Y/N.
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the--grin--reaper · 11 months
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Ziel appreciation post.
In Ghostwater he deadass helped this random kid who kept bothering him like 75 times, even helping him make a whole new technique for his Path. He then gave the kid all of the magic well water he was supposed to give his patron (proceeding to lie to his patrons face later about what happened to the water), and helped fight off evil fish so the kid could have an easier time escaping. Only to then roll up and save the asses of Yerin and Mercy before dipping again.
When he shows up again, it's in the Uncrowned Tournament despite him being a spiritual cripple. He's still so good that he's viable for the Tournament despite having a horrifying spiritual injury and severe trauma. He basically cruises through the thing, apart from when he sees a Stormcaller, where he goes apeshit, before reverting back to his passive suicidalness.
In Wintersteel he curbstomps another Stormcaller. The second the guy saw that he was going up against Ziel he knew he was out and his mate already started cheering him up as if he'd already lost despite not having fought yet. Then he went apeshit again but it wasn't a Stormcaller this time and he succumbed to spiritual injury, so he lost. Only to take Eithan up on his miracle cure for said injury, and join the crew. He then proceeds to not react at Lindon and Yerin's PDA.
In Bloodline, he sticks with the gang since he owes Eithan a year of service. He's just tired the whole time man. He doesn't hesitate before entering the suppression field, he casually ignores enemy attacks and pushes over a tree, and really goes "I literally don't know anything about any of these people. Just tell me where to go" akajaka. He then let's a kid climb on his hair and sticks with the Kazan to protect them although he doesn't have to. Only to get roped into a Dreadgod battle.
He is not having a good time in Reaper. Someone names him the Master of the Training Hall and the whole sect basically treats him like he's their father or something "Master Ziel he stole my sandwich, master Ziel tell him it's my top bunk-". Lindon then comes to him saying they're going into the labyrinth and the tries to nope out but Lindon tells him he's a part of the team so he feels guilty. He later joins the exploration. He just kinda goes: "We're doing this?" and when the others go "Yeah, kinda" he goes, "and I still have time left in my contract. Welp!" and just kinda doesn't raise any more of a fuss. Also he roasts Lindon. And when the world nearly ended he said: "We have stared into the abyss and lived to tell the tale. I'm going to sleep." Iconic.
In Dreadgod Lindon sends him to this fuckoff castle. Ziel doesn't owe Lindon anything, and now Eithan is gone. He still stays. Lindon says he wants to kill the Dreadgods? Ziel goes, well, you crazy but alr. Tell me what to do. He goes to get the stuff Lindon sent him to get. Nearly dies. Finds the Herald remnant he was looking for. He doesn't release the Herald from where it is sealed because he doesn't want it to kill him, but when he senses a huge scary presence above he goes: Yo Orthos just release the guy, if he wants to see what's happening he can. We dead anyway. Only to then witness Lindon lift a whole ass castle and suppress the Herald remnant all at once. Then, when Dross shows his new halo, Ziel summons his Uncrowned crown.
In Waybound he kills the Weeping Dragon. How iconic. And he lasts second longest in willpower training. He manifests an Icon despite being a spiritual cripple not so long ago and absolutely decimates Calling Storms, although he doesn't stay dead. He's forced to write a tax code (giggle) for a planet and just waves his hand and says "hey" when Lindon finally ascends. He also acknowledges that Lindon is able to act his advancement level, just doesn't.
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mackeydoodledoo · 1 year
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Burning Sun: Chapter 13
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Pairing: Rosalie Hale x (Fem!)Reader
Summary: You've seen her in the school halls, the cafeteria, anywhere really. You, for the longest time, hoped... Wanted to be noticed by Rosalie Hale. However, you give up when you realize it was getting you nowhere... Throughout high school and just some time after the high school years, Rosalie’s true feelings come to fruition.
Chapter Warnings: Slow-Burn Romance
Chapter Theme: The World is Ugly - My Chemical Romance
Key: Italics = Thought, +*+ = Time Skip
A/n: None
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*Y/n's POV* You toss your head over the back of the chair, sighing in relief, rubbing your temples...
Fall semester is done...
Feeling the relief of Finals being over with, you were able to finally begin your winter break.
However, a frantic knock at your door sends you almost toppling over your chair.
"Y/n?" A familiar voice calls you from the other side of the door
Your legs spring your upper body right out of the chair as you hastily walk right up to the door.
"Rosalie?" You call out, just as you were opening the door
Your suspicions were confirmed as the blonde stands before you.
"My family needs your help," She blurts
"How soon?" You ask
"Now-soon," She answers
Before you tell her to give you time to pack, she does it all for you in the blink of an eye. You rush to grab the nearest (and warmest) jacket and throw on some winter shoes as you lock up your place and follow close behind her.
"Care to give some context?" You ask
"I will once we hit the road," She says, throwing your suitcase in the trunk of her car
She didn't waste any time getting into the driver's seat as you still straggle behind with getting into the passenger seat.
You were expecting Rosalie to drive off as soon as you got into the car, not giving you time to buckle in.
"Okay, at one point you were rushing to get me out of my place but now you just stopped... What's the ma-"
Before you could finish your question, Rosalie leaps her torso across the gear shift console and crashes her lips against yours, arms resting heavily on your shoulders and hands pulling at your brunette strands.
"Sorry, it's just... I've missed you," She confesses
"I've... I've missed you too," You pant for air
She smiles as she tries to pull away to begin driving. However, you hold her in place by her waist.
“So much,” You add
“Me too... But about you,” She replies
+*+
You don't pull up to the Cullens estate like you expected... Just some random house in the woods....
"Hey wait I thought we were heading to your place," You say, turning to look at her
"My place is full of vampires," She says, "None of them drink animal blood like my family. Imagine one single human could do in a room full of us..."
"Ahh..." You sigh
You get out of the car and proceed to follow Rosalie into the house.
"Carlisle made sure to have the fridge and pantry stocked for you in your stay," Rosalie explains
You follow her into the main bedroom as she puts your suitcase down next to the bed.
"How long have you had this place??" You ask
It was absolutely luxurious... Too luxurious to be considered a cabin but not enough to be like a mansion.
"Built it a week ago," She answers
"For what reason besides harboring a human in... Whatever it is you brought me back home for," You say
"Shit..." She sighs
She seats you down beside her at the edge of the bed.
*Rosalie's POV* "The Volturi are coming for us," You sum up the situation
"What? Why?" Y/n asks
"After Bella married Edward she got pregnant..." You continue
"A vampire mating withh a human and she got pregnant?" She asks, "I thought you said it wasn't possible."
"That's what we all thought," You say, "Anyway, Bella gave birth to her daughter ‘Rensesmee’ about a month ago and one of our cousins saw her and she thinks that she is an immortal child."
"An immortal child?" She asks, "Isn't that when a child is a full-?"
You nod.
"But here's the thing, Renesmee isn't an immortal," You add, "We've watched her grow every day. She's half Immortal, half Mortal."
"Okay, so Higher-up vampires want this coven dead for harboring what they believe is an 'immortal child'?" Y/n recaps
You nod again.
"Sooo... Where do I come in on this?" She asks
"These last several weeks we've been gathering witnesses," You explain, "Remesmee has been showing everyone her memories, so far all of them are on our side. So she's going to show you, so that you would be on our side too."
Y/n only looks at you, no words spoken...
"I know it's a stretch but..." You look down in shame, "But, please... I can't lose this family and..."
You felt the weight next to you lift off of the bed but Y/n's presence remains in your proximity. You look up off the floor per Y/n's hand gesture to look at her.
"She doesn't have to show me," She says
You look down at her, confused.
"She can show me anything she wants but it doesn't change that no matter what I see, I'm always going to be on your side." She says
If you had a heartbeat, it'd be beating right out of your chest right now. Your forearms rest on her shoulders as you lean forward; kissing her.
+*+
You brought Renesmee to visit Y/n whilst she was staying in the guest house. It never occurred to you how Y/n is with kids, however, her developing relationship with Renesmee answered the question for you.
+*+
One day before you had to depart from Y/n to hold a trial against the volturi... However, Carlisle gave you permission to spend the night with Y/n.
You walk into the secluded house as music blares from the kitchen. You watch her as she cooks a meal for herself.
“AGH!” She yelps, “Damn oil...”
“I could feel that heat from here,” You joke, waltzing over to hug her from behind 
“How else am I supposed to be cooking?” She asks
“You have to let it boil and then simmer the heat down,” You chuckle
“I did do that,” She sighs, “The oil certainly hasn't calmed down in the slightest...”
“Here... Let me then,” You smile, taking the spoon from her
You feel Y/n wrap her arms around your hipline and rest her chin on your shoulder: watching you finish her meal.
“Speaking of feeding, spent’ you supposed to be hunting?” She asks, “Isn’t that how you vampires gain energy and power?” 
“Well, it’s difficult to try and feed vampires that solely drink human blood Y/n,” You explain
“Right right...” She sighs, “So... When are we going to face off with the Volturi?”
You stop stirring whatever was in the pan. Your smile drops as you prop the spoon at the edge of the pan.
“Who’s ‘we’?” You ask, “You’re not coming.”
*Y/n's POV* "Wait, what do you mean I'm not coming?" You ask, "I thought you were all going to bring your witnesses, regardless if they were superhuman or not."
"The volturi are dangerous, especially to humans," Rosalie says
"But I can't let you die either," You sigh
"I've dealt with worse," She says
"Is that supposed to make me feel better?!" You ask, beginning to pace around her
"Yes?" She asks
"Well, keep trying," You sigh, "Because you know how significant others are..."
"Y/n... I don't know how significant others are..." She says
"Oh... Right," You say, "They become protective
"Why do you care so much about my safety Y/n?" She asks, "I'm a vampire."
"I care so much about you because I love you Rosalie!" You finally bring yourself to say
*Rosalie's POV* A gasp leaves your mouth as she advances upon you slowly. One hand rests on your waist while the other caresses your cheek.
Her eyes glisten with tears in the low lighting. With every breath she took, she leaned closer, lowering her head closer to yours.
"You... Love... Me?" Was all you could muster out
"Of course I do Rosalie," She says, "I have... For a very long time..."
"B-But all of those times we've-?..." You ask
"Even those times Rose... I may be a stubborn bitch, but I've never stopped loving you," She says
Your feet stand on their toes to elevate your upper body. Your arms latching on the back of her neck, fingers tangling themselves into her hair.
"I've never stopped loving you too," You confess, "Even if you left Forks to get away from me..."
You take a step forward as she takes one back; the back of her leg bumping into the bed as you take a few more steps against her, making her sit at the edge of the bed.
"Horny are we?" She chuckles
"I'm just simply trying to spend as much time with my girlfriend as much as possible before tomorrow," You say, “There is... One thing I want... From you..”
“Which is?” She asks 
“After Bella and Edward left for their Honeymoon and... You and I...” You hint
Her eyes read you easy.
"You’re absolutely romantically hopeless...” She chuckles
“Calm down, at least I can control my blood thirst,” You smile
+*+
You saw the sun beginning to rise as you lay in bed with Y/n, getting every single second in with her before leaving, continuing to wonder if you were going to make it home alive. To Y/n. 
*Y/n’s POV* As you open your eyes to shut your phone alarm off, you were about to greet Rosalie. But, woke up to an empty bed. 
Guess she headed out...
+*+
You sigh as you sit at the table... Alone..
"aaAAHHH!!" You yell in annoyance
You hope out of the chair and begin pacing around the kitchen, trying to find a way to no longer bore yourself.
I’m human... Renesmee’s been around me for awhile... She won’t a be a danger to humans...
“Renesmee won’t be a danger to humans,” You repeat your thought
You grab your jacket and open the door to the garage: a jeep wrangler sitting in the cold space. 
I can prove it to them....
*Rosalie’s POV* You hold one of your Denali cousins back as everyone else attempts to calm Kate and Tanya. 
“Tanya this is exactly what they wanted to happen,” Edward explains to one of the blondes, “If you attack now we all die.”
“You can see there is no danger here,” Carlisle continues to try and reason with him
“You are correct, but, does it then follow?” He asks, “Will she be able to conceal her vampire identity from the human world?”
“She won’t be a danger to humans!” A voice yells 
All red and amber eyes turn to look at you. 
That voice...
You instantly turn around and immediately vampire run 
“Why is there a human among us?!” Caius turns to his brothers
“Carlisle, you do understand the rules,” Aro looks at the male, older blonde vampire
You press your hands against Y/n’s arms, trying to prevent her from advancing further.
“Y/n, I told you not to come,” You growl, in a panicked state
“I couldn’t stay,” You mumble to her
“My my Rosalie, it seems that you have found yourself attracted to this... Human...” Aro says, “You know the rules of humans knowing our existence.”
“I found out on my own,” You say, “No one told me anything. Even after I found out. I kept it a secret from my human friends.”
“Lies!” Caius objects
Aro holds his hand up in the direction of his blonde brethren.
“I will collect every facet of the truth,” He says
He holds his hand out, “Come, human.”
*Y/n’s POV* You brush past Rosalie as she follows close behind you, interlacing her fingers within yours. 
Once you come face to face with the Volturi, you slowly raise your hand to him; taking your hand. You watch him tilt his head to the sky in awe, watching your memories relay through his internal eyes.
“It’s true,” He says, “The first human to know of our existence, not even once she had exposed our secret to one of her human friends and not once had she felt afraid of the half mortal, half immortal. In the process, falls in love with one of our own.”
He lets go of your hand.
“You do know that your mate will die eventually,” Marcus looks to your blonde lover
“The date is set for me to turn,” You add
Though it wasn't officially set, you just hoped the the vampires will buy it enough for you to live. 
In the moment, you were afraid to die. But, you were the only human brought into becoming a witness to Rensemee’s innocence. You were going to put that into play. 
“This human is utterly devoted to this young vampire,” Marcus explains, “Willing to die protecting her as a human...”
Aro turns to look at you; stoic face; but your expression said it all for them. Marcus especially.
“As long as this young human continues with her plan to be turned and continue keeping our existence a secret, there is no problem with this one,” Aro concludes, “There is no threat here. This human, living peacefully among the hybrid, and vampires.”
Still having your fingers intertwined with hers, you felt Rosalie tug at it as the both of you begin walking back towards her family.
“I believe we are done here,” Aro turns to his coven, “There is no trouble and no crimes committed.”
As all of the Volturi and their witnesses depart, Aro turns to gaze at you from afar.
“A brave soul you are...” He smiles
As soon as you watched him run off to catch up with his coven, you let out a sigh of relief. 
“Thank you Y/n,” Carlisle turns to you, “That was very brave of you to come.”
“I didn’t necessarily feel helpful being cooped up in my temporary home,” You sigh
+*+
You spent the remaining week of your winter break with Rosalie. You were beginning to pack away your things to head back to college. 
“You could have died,” Rosalie says from the doorway
You turn around and chuckle at her comment.
“But, I didn’t,” You add
“Imagine it went south,” Rosalie continues to try and argue
“But, it didn’t,” You conclude again
“God you’re so stubborn!” Rosalie growls in annoyance, “They could have eaten you alive... Right in front of me...”
“But... They didn’t,” You say, “That one vampire guy that looked like he just wanted to be done with his life... I could read his tired eyes...”
“They could have used that to our disadvantage,” She says
“But they didn’t,” You say
You wince in pain when you felt her fist connect to your arm.
“Answer me like that one more time I’m going to end you,” Rosalie ‘threatens’ you
“Then end me right here, right now,” You flirt, “You know you want to.”
You whisper against the back of her ear as you attempt to get Rosalie to turn you way earlier.
But, like Edward, she wanted to stay true to her word to wait until you have graduated from college.
“You know we have both agreed to let you live as a human first,” She says, turning to face you, “Then you and me... Talk about turning you.”
“Fine...” You groan
“But... In the mean time...” Rosalie smiles, getting into your lap
She gently grasps your hand into her cold ones and brings a finger close to her mouth.
“You got one the night before you left,” You sigh
“It was a long day and I deserve a small dose,” Rosalie argues
“You’re insatiable,” You sigh, still trying to protest to have her wait before you go back to college
“For you,” She flirts, slowly bringing your finger close to one of her sharp teeth
the familiar stinging pain comes back as your warm blood seeps from the skin break in the palm of your finger. 
+*+
You decided to head back to Seattle a day early, that way you wouldn’t be back at college around 4am when you have an 8am... As Rosalie props down your suitcase, you were about to grab at it before Rosalie drags it back.
"What's the matter?" You ask
"You and me, a date night before I go back," Rosalie says
“Oh, okay,” You reply
The both of you follow out to her red convertible as you lock your car. 
“Where are we going?” you ask
“That’s for me to know, and for you to find out,” She smiles, beginning to drive
You realize how hard she had stepped on the gas. Before you could even buckle in, you nearly fall into the center console. You could hear Rosalie let out a laugh as she drives through the roads into town. 
“I hope this does’t run until three in the morning Rose,” You readjust yourself into the seat
“I can assure you that you’ll be on the road before midnight,” She reassures you
Not sure if that’s reassuring enough...
However, the both of you pull up to the diner.
“Hungry?” She asks
“Like there's no tomorrow,” You get out of the car
Rosalie follows behind you as you enter the diner. 
“Y/n!” The waitress behind the. counter smiles, “It's been awhile!”
“Too long, I miss diner food,” You seat yourself at a two-person table, “No other place in Seattle hits as much as here does.”
+*+
After grabbing a bite to eat, She brings you to the edge of town that would bring you to a beach. 
“Close your eyes,” Rosalie covers your eyes
“They’re closed,” You say
“Promise?” She asks
“I promise,” You chuckle
You wait for a moment before Rosalie opens the car door and lets you out but outs her hands back over your eyes. 
“Don’t worry I’m right behind you,” She whispers in your ears
As she takes a step forward, so do you. Over the crashing waves, you caught a glimpse of extra voices. However, couldn’t distinguish them as the waves were loud over the water. 
“I’m going to move away but don’t open your eyes until I say so,” Rosalie whispers again
 You felt her fingers pull away from your eyes, taking in the scent of the cool winter day. 
“Okay, open your eyes now,” Her voice calls
You open your eyes. Someway, somehow, she gathered all of your friends... But, they were holding their phones up. Presumably recording. 
“Guys, what's the meaning of...”
Your voice trails off as one of your friends gestures for you to turn around. 
Your friends and Rosalie had conspired to throw together a proposal for you.... 
“Y/n Y/l/n, In the five years we have been through hell and back without having to be together,” Rosalie begins, “It made me realize how much fire you had and it made me all the more attracted to you and how much more of that fire I want in my life. Only you could satisfy. Will you marry me Y/n?”
Your head viciously nods, “Yes!... Yes I’ll marry you Rosalie!”
She slips the ring onto your left ring finger. As she stands, warmth in her eyes when she met yours.
“Hey,” She whispers, “Once we’re married, we’ll discuss turning you...”
You nod. 
Epilogue
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Disillusionment [III]
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Warning!: Aged up! Neteyam x Reader, Mentions of cheating!, Toxic Relationship, Some super duper Angst everywhere, Absolutely Ass writing, Mentions of Ab^se, Mentions of Blood, Curse Words, Mentions of 💀 thyselves
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Neteyam Dragged Wo'kan by his hair throwing him further from your hut, you heard gasps of shock of the people and some screamed in horror. You went out of the hut and went up to them.
"Neteyam! Please don't do this, let us find another way" You pleaded so hard to Neteyam, you did not want to cause a scene at night. The omaticayan people are looking at the 3 of you wondering what happened that causes to trigger the rage of Toruk Makto's Son.
He proceeded to beat Wo'kan up earning more reaction from the people, as he picked his hair up and was about to throw another punch but the very person you hoped to not see you all like this has intervened.
"Son! What the hell are you doing!?" A familiar voice boomed in the middle of the commotion, you felt your blood run cold as the people made their way for the Olo'eyktan. As soon as you saw Jake's face you wanted to die.
Jake is angry and you all know shit is about to go down. "Answer me Boy!" He hissed as Neteyam Dropped Wo'kan and faced his father the anger and determination not faltering in his eyes.
"This fucker hurt (Y/n)! Look at her he -" Neteyam was cut off by Jake's punch at him, he managed to dodge it making Jake more angry. " Ma Jake no!" Neytiri stopped them both and she ran up to Jake calming him down.
"This issue is supposed to be handled by the two of them! You did not need to mess the business of a married people" He lectured his son in front of everybody.
"Sir, If you look at (y/n) very carefully, you could see that this is not the first time this piece of shit has hurt her!" Neteyam hissed at his father. Earning a glare from Neytiri seemingly to warn him on his tone and language.
"That's not all! He has the face to call her a SLUT! When he mated another woman before Eywa, (y/n) and I witnessed it all" He declared earning a reaction from the people.
"So what? Us Na'vi people can mate with different individuals Eywa allows this" Wo'kan said smirking at him, you looked at the ground when you saw the people agreeing with him.
"Not when they have their Tsaheylu's connected you stupid shit" Neteyam retorted back. Making Jake and Neytiri surprised, Neytiri Scowled at Wo'kan and she glanced at your way with pity evident in her face.
"Eywa is mad! Eywa Despises you" Neytiri hissed at Wo'kan and his stupid smirk disappeared, Jake was confused as he put his hand on Neytiri's shoulder. He proceeds to ask Neytiri why and she looked at him and whispered something.
Jake gave you a look of pity as Neytiri went infront of Wo'kan facing him, she sends him a death glare and gave him a slap after that she turns around to face all of the people.
"Listen to what I say! For Eywa has gave me a message, Mating with someone else with their Tsaheylu connected is hated by the Great mother! It causes the bond to break with them!" She yelled out while staring daggers at Wo'kan.
"The Olo'eyktan must bestow a punishment for the disgraces! Bring Ayn'at here" Neytiri ordered everyone to find Ayn'at, being the powerful tsahik she is. Ay'nat was found not even a minute after she gave the orders to the men.
She was forced to be with Wo'kan, she ran to him and hugged him but he disregards her and threw her to the ground. Ay'nat was humiliated in front of the clan earning a cry from her.
"Wo'kan will be killed as soon as the sun rises, he will be escorted by Neteyam, Nywak, (Y/n) and Me. It will be the same for Ayn'at too" When those words left his lips many gasped in shock.
Ayn'at stopped crying as she was passed out and as for Wo'kan he was shocked and he cannot utter a single word in this instance, he anted to defend himself but he knew he'll only put his situation in danger.
As the people started to get back inside their own perspective home, (Y/n) felt her heart break more as she saw Ayn'at and Wo'kan was taken away by some Na'vi, Neteyam ran up to you and dragged you to your own house.
He treated your wounds gently dabbing some ointments at your wounds while casually checking you if you're okay, you let out a sob as she feels a stinging pain in her cheek and neck.
"I'm sorry (Y/n) If I have known that you're gonna end up like this with him, I should've confessed my feelings to you a long time ago."
Neteyam Said while muttering the last bit. You blushed lightly and avoided eye contact with him, he continued treating your wounds bandaging your chest and waist.
"Rest now Tíyawn, we have some dead people to accompany at the morning. We don't want you passing out right?" He vocalized his worries as you nodded.
"Nete can you.. Uhm" You hesistated as you feel something was stuck on your throat, Neteyam was patient as he waited for you to gather your courage and continue your sentence while raising ang eyebrow.
You let out a deep sigh before continuing "Can you stay the night here, I may need someone by my side tonight". You looked away blushing not seeing Neteyam's amused face.
"But it's okay if you don't want to I'll understand" You quickly added ears folding back and tail swinging slowly side to side, He chuckled and then gave a nod "Guess I'm not going home tonight".
He laid down beside you and he put his hand around your waist as he pulled you closer to him, The warmth of his skin and the steady heartbeat of his calmed you down and eventually you let yourself get consumed by a deep slumber.
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It was the faithful day that Wo'kan and Ayn'at was getting executed, you rode on your Ikran at the right side of Neteyam as the 2 Na'vi was on a net and is suspended in the air.
You saw Neteyam giving death glares at the 2 and it intimidated the both of them, Ayn'at cried and is screaming at you for ruining her life and she also mentioned how she's gonna kill you if she has the chance.
"Silence you two! Don't make me drop the both of you down" Jake shuts them up with his hiss, you felt slightly satisfied at the scenes that's playing in front of you.
A few minutes later all of you made it to the cliff where the 2 of them are to be executed, Ayn'at is still crying while Wo'kan is silent. Another Na'vi Undid their rope that binds their wrist and it left a mark on them.
All of a sudden Ayn'at Ran up to you and stole your knife from your chest and wrapped her arms around your neck, "Anyone who moves will get her killed" She exclaimed.
Neteyam hissed at her and she hissed back, "What are you doing Ayn'at? Stop it" Wo'kan attempted to stop her but she points your knife at him. "Shut up! It's because of you I'll be killed" She cried.
Wo'kan Clicked his tongue, Jake cautiously sneaked behind the two of you. He managed to get close to Ayn'at and disarmed the knife from her and forcing her to let you go.
"Stop it Let go of me!" She screamed in terror, at this point she began to cry hysterically. As he lined the two of them up preparing them for their death.
"Any Last words?" Jake Asked them, "No one will love you bitch" Wo'kan said earning a punch from Neteyam, Wo'kan only chuckled as he spat the blood from his mouth.
Jake made the 3 of you go to your own ikran's as he will execute the two of them himself, he thought that it eould be too much for you to see them die.
You were grateful to him as the 3 of you went ahead to the camp, you excused yourself from them as you wanted to get rest from all the drama that stirred up from earlier and Neteyam respected that.
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"Neteyam, May I have a word to you?" Neytiri asked his son, she saw the way he tensed up for only a short moment and relaxed.
She knew that something is wrong with him and she is determined to know what it is, Neteyam faced her. He can't seem to meet the eyes of his mother as he was expecting a glare from her.
"Look at me in the eyes Son" She told her son, Neteyam Obediently did what she asked. She saw her son's pain through his eyes and his guilt as if there was something he's hiding. She wanted to test him.
"Tomorrow I will have to Arrange you to meet the Tsakarem of the neighboring clan, it is time for you to have a mate Neteyam it cannot wait any longer" Neytiri saw the sadness grew stronger on Neteyam's Eyes as she mentioned this.
"Mother I-" Neteyam stopped before he could finish his sentence, Neytiri Raised an Eyebrow "Tell me what is it?" She urges him to tell her.
There was a moment of silence as he saw her son contemplating on what he wanted to say, she can see him going through his mind and getting lost in reality.
"Do you have someone in mind?" She asked him.
"Is it (Y/n)?"
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on god the funniest part of silver flames was Cassian turning into a fashion critique I have a lil giggle every time someone posts that passage. sjm couldn't have been more blatant there if she slapped you in the face with a fish. 'ELAIN IN BLACK WAS RIDICULOUS 📢📢📢' and then proceeds to say that she doesn't fit in despite trying to her best like?? It doesn't take a genius to pick up with Sarah is putting down and it sucks that WE'RE labeled the crazy ones here lmao. Let my girl thrive in the day court!! it's WEIRD that everyone wants all the sisters to live together forever.
Cassian was full of on point observations in SF and it's kind of sad when people try to downplay his intelligence because it looks bad for their ship.
He notes that Lucien, despite Beron's and Eris's cruelty growing up had learned to keep his cool.
He notes that Lucien is well dressed.
He noted that Feyre looked like a goddess of ole, that she was glowing with her pregnancy.
He notes that Nesta was wrong for thinking Elain was loyal like a dog, that she had actually seen everything Nesta did and understood the reasons why.
He sees the longing and disappointment on Lucien's face.
He notes that Nesta in NC black brings him to his knees.
He calls Nesta out for being mad that Cassian defended Elain when she herself was always the one defending Elain.
Is Cassian wrong for the above observations? Does it sound like he's way off base for any of his assessments?
I hope most say no because they're all pretty easy to prove using canon. We know that Feyre is meant for the NC, therefore she would be in her element as High Lady of the NC. We have evidence that Lucien is always well dressed and that he does keep his cool instead of resorting to revenge or violence.
He defends Elain against his own mate showing that his love for Nesta isn't clouding his judgement.
But for some reason, it's only the line about Elain in black that causes the uproar, that leads some to claim Cassian doesn't know what he's talking about and it's a joke that he thinks he has fashion sense (not you anon! The other side of the fandom who claims they can't take his "fashion critique" seriously because who is he to know fashion 🤦. They're clearly missing the point.
SJM could have easily had him say, "the color black sucked the life out of her" but she took it a step further by saying "no matter how much she claimed to be part of this court....It sucked the life out of her." At that point it's pretty clear that the author, through Cassian's observation, is sending us a message. It's not about the dress but the fact that the COURT is sucking the life out of Elain.
Elain is trying to find joy and purpose because that's what she does but she is not thriving and it's apparent that while she's trying her hardest something isn't working. You can be a happy optimistic person wherever you go while still not being at your best in certain places. She's not laughing (aside from Nesta telling her to fuck off which while amusing, is a sad reason for Elain having to laugh in the first place which was finally being treated like a grown woman by Nesta) or joyful or outgoing and she's surrounded by a majority who doubt her. When Cassian, Az, Nesta, Feyre, Rhys, and Amren were gathered at various points for meetings, Elain didn't appear to receive an invite. How can anyone want that for Elain? Even before Nesta's book, the IC was mad at her because they KNEW she was capable of so much more and she refused. With Elain, they just don't think much at all about her aside from Amren and Rhys (not the people you'd want believing in her if her HEA is in the NC).
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