#... queue full btw :)

[incorrect-web-novels]

[Photo ID - official art of Xie Lian and Hua Cheng from Heaven Official's Blessing in elaborate robes. A Tumblr post by user palmer is pasted at the bottom of the image. It reads, "Men with earrings are sluts because it shows they've been Penetrated and intend to again" /End ID]

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[cozylittleartblog]

certified autism post

[fizzytoo]

"do you like it?" "darling, i love it."

[front-facing-pokemon]

Yes, Honedge!

Something i'd like to point out about its face:

It doesn't have a goofy face, the holes in the scabbard just make it look that way. In reality, it just has a single eye.

With that in mind, could you please do a version without the scabbard?

iiii figured this was common knowledge enough to not warrant an additional form, but alright:

some of the guard disappeared but it's okay. i never even saw that part of the scabbard as a face—the blue eye is very obviously an eye. i don't know if anyone actually thought that was its face. however, i do find it interesting that even after removing the scabbard textures, it still has textures for that "face" remaining:

which implies it's a face more than anything i've seen of the matter before this point

anyway there's so many asks in the box right now so let's just go through all of them:

in order from oldest to newest, here we go:

this is true. most of the models are shiny, unless they have a "colladamax" variant

ahh it's fine. i considered it might have been a request but i also doubted it considering pangoro was literally next so i assumed you were just excited. me complaining about requests was unrelated—another ask i got around the same time

well then maybe it's not a bad thing. you certainly phrased it like one, it seems, but that might just be unfortunate connotations with the way you said it? glad we could clear up the confusion i guess

we do need more snakes, but i also like the bipedal pokémon, as a furry. back when everyone was begging sprigatito not to stand up, i saw through their thinly-veiled furry hate and was begging sprigatito to go against the grain and stand up anyway. and then they did and now meowscarada is one of my favorite pokémon. get fucked, normies (i am sorry for saying this)

↑ i didn't know this until i looked it up! this is interesting. stuff like the male version learning misty terrain but the female version learning more type coverage. this is very strange but i like it. only girls can use magical leaf and charge beam sorry boys

thank you! i can explain it. it is because pokémon are getting very close and staring at you as for the inspiration for this blog, it was mostly snivy. i remember one day thinking that snivy's big nose would make it look very silly from the front, and being like "damn. someone should compile a list of what every pokémon looks like from the front. damn. that would make a good tumblr blog bc some of those would be really funny. damn. i should do that" and then i did. but that was back in 2020—pretty soon after i ended up starting college which didn't allot me a lot of time for updating this blog, and although i kept swearing i'd go back, somewhat soon after that i went through a breakup and just wanted to take a while for myself. a bit after that, tumblr user sewatari reblogged one of the posts on this blog again (the weedle post, i believe?) and singlehandedly revived this blog by reminding me that they still cared about it. and that's fucking awesome?? tbh?? so thank them for this blog's continued existence. if you scroll waaaayyyy back far enough in the archive, you'll probably see that miniature saga. the images back from the first gen and onwards were a little bit icky as i got grips on how to actually go about this blog and manipulate the models in the right way to get them to work, which is why i can never really recommend folks scroll all the way back in the blog, but it's a look back into my own personal history, i suppose

apologies for breaking the magic, although i don't think anyone keeps up with the "i am a pokémon taking real live pictures of other pokémon with the camera right in their face" lore because no one pays attention to the backgrounds of the images (which used to change much more than they do now, but that's just because no one ever noticed or pointed them out. the background is not the focus of the image—it's the pokémon itself; thus, why look at the background? staging the pokémon in a setting used to be important to me, but now i don't worry about it and cycle between the same few backgrounds) or the asks, really. it's the commentary in the tags everyone comes here for, of course

she's a fully-grown woman with a house

then you'll love the top of this post

they probably wouldn't think it looks like anything because they aren't familiar with what honedge looks like so they would just picture nothing in their head. or they would just make up what they Think honedge might look like based on its name, or something, and then imagine that front-facing

i don't know which one of these is the real one. but we have some discrepancy here. also apparently this is a wider-spread belief than i thought

OKAY. i think that's all of them. if you read all the way here to the end, that's. powerful. for those of you who stuck around this long, i'm live right now with a test stream having some breakfast and playing pokémon. come join in, if you're bored this morning!

edit: it's over but i'll probably do it again some time, more likely at a more reasonable hour next time. considering the idea of doing a fully voiced pmd series—perhaps that'll be the next stream. or i'll leave another test one for it. who knows!

[blart-og]

pipipiplup (and friends)

[mgmk-daily]

they wanna GRIP the cross

CURRENT SONG: F.T.W.W.W

Word: 3/315

Day: 3/??

Location: that one page that has now been torn out of my chemistry book

[punctuation-completionist]

i must know: how do you choose which posts to punctuate???

? :

2/22

well, usually i just scroll through my dash (tee hee) like normal and if i see anything with good punctuation that i wanna count i'll just queue it for the blog. sometimes i use the more "here's random people" type filters because i don't want to ONLY rb from my mutuals but that's generally what i do

[hazeism]

Hiii @cringe-but-freee thank you for your permission to test some of your designs :D they are so fun and unique (both between themselves and amongst other interpretations)

since there's like four of us who still care about these novels we all have to make an olive wreath or something else equally lovely together <3

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

currently oscillating between "how fucking DARE you score me 8/10 on grammar (meaning there were minor GRAMMAR AND SPELLING ERRORS, which there patently were NOT)" and "oh thank god you did, actually, because that gives me very definitive proof that you're full of shit and therefore i shouldn't value the rest of your feedback too highly"

anyway. did not make it to the finalist round of that first page contest, but At Least I Tried

[sunlightfeeling]

the punishment for not participating in the old man yaoi with smap™ segment of the live broadcast

[hgduo]

yeh, im probably just only gonna log on here to rb/queue fanart + funny stuff and try my best to disengage from the fandom itself for a bit lol- it’s nothing big it’s just for the sake of my own nerves esp. with the egg war thing lol!

You may find me lurking on the blogs of my mutuals, but I'm gonna try to stay off my dash for a little while at least. Idk we’ll see!

[gotchibam]

Hi there, on you ko-fi request page it says to limit requests to real Pokémon and not to ask for customs or fusions, does that include color changes? Like shinies but not their actual shiny palette (I.e. the real shiny is a shade darker than the regular form, but I wanted it in pink or something) thank you

It's alright anon, I'll allow minor changes like that!

[alebrijediscordico]

or if you want, tell me what you'd do with the limit !

[okkottsus]

hiiii guys!! idk if anyone cares but i started tracking a tag! i always wanted to but i was just given the last push i needed so i decided to go ahead and do it! im gonna be especially busy for a few months due to some extremely hard exams, so i wont be around as much!! Its not exactly a hiatus but as the exams come closer i will def be more and more inactive. some edits are in the drafts and i may or may not edit an airing show from time to time if my schedule allows it! 

For all those reasons it would make me super happy if u decided to use my tag so i dont miss ur beautiful creations due to my inactivity or just bc im blind akjsdjk

My anilist is linked in my description but to be sure im gonna link it here as well, so u know which fandoms im in. the tag is #userokkottsus 💕💕

[knocking-on-peoples-non-doors]

hoping to do this again this year! it was really fun, and a nice change in style at the time.

[ID: the “six fanarts” template, with an additional line reading “but make it gay”. There are six characters, each with a pride flag behind them: Izzy Hands from Our Flag Means Death with the 9-stripe pride flag (Gilbert Baker’s 2017 version, with the lavender stripe); Sophie from Howl’s Moving Castle, drawn as a young white woman with curly red hair, with Emily Gwen’s lesbian flag; Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale, drawn as a brown skinned man with dark brown hair and beard, with the 8-stripe pride flag (Gilbert Baker’s original version); Derek Hale from Teen Wolf with the trans flag; Spock from Star Trek with the queer pride flag (2015); Danny Phantom from Danny Phantom with the trans flag. End ID]

[soaptaculart]

Please never stop drawing Ace Attorney stuff it’s so cute 😭 you’re Sebastian is… dare I say… Debeste.

Oh I don't intend to hrfhsgjfhs. In my experience Ace Attorney has been something that I always come back to drawing eventually so rest assured even if a time comes that I'm drawing something else mostly I will probably be back on my bullshit before long lmao

And thank you SO much I do my best (my Debeste if you will...) Sebastian is my favourite little boy in the world. In my mind he is 3 inches tall and I carry him in my pocket everywhere I go