#100% can just join him and he'll welcome

[deathfavor]

One of Kazutora's secret but not so secret love languages is stargazing. Just join him in stargazing. Regardless of what point in time, Kazutora's always been focused on them. He doesn't invite often unless someone asks where he's going, but he always welcomes if someone joins him. When he's younger he mainly goes to abandoned building rooftops and lays there but occasionally can be found at the park or beach. When he's older he normally goes to the apartment rooftop and lays there, but also still goes to the beach or park. If it's a really bad night though he'll go to the old abandoned spots he had (at least those remaining). But for the majority of the time he goes to the apartment roof. If he's feeling restless or had a rough day, he's especially prone to spending hours looking at the star. He's usually got blankets and some pillows out and calms down extremely quickly. Getting to share that with someone though is always something of a bonding moment, at least in Kazutora's eyes.

[freakoont]

Can I request Ranpo and Dazai, Chuuya with Reader who has a lion as a pet? Like literal big lion who is really chill?

𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭: 𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐠𝐬

𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 𝐄𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚, 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭: 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐭. 𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 // 【ＳＦＷ】 // 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐞𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

REQUESTS ARE OPEN ! Check my request page for more !

A-NOTE: I'm sorry I'm taking forever to write on these🥲 writers block got me on a chokehold canon

❝Ranpo Edogawa❞

Okay. Let's be real for a moment. This man is flabbergasted at first.

Whether you're an agency member, a client, an enemy or a civilian, he will try to avoid all contact

Although he's very good at hiding the uncertainty

Now you might be wondering, well he's doing just fine with Atsushi's ability or Karl. THATS DIFFERENT

Karl isn't a terrorizing monster that can literally commit mass murder.. maybe.

And Atsushi's ability is under control

It takes him a longggg time to actually befriend you because he's literally done all the calculations and soon realized that one stupid comment and he'll probably be fed to the lion(⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

So he's actually very careful around you, which everyone has noticed.

When he does manage to realize how much calmer of an animal the lion can be, he's calmed down a little more..

Eventually it will get to the point where he's completely fine with feeding it some random snacks he'll have

But understand. He will NEVER come into physical contact with the lion.

Yes he can trust Yosano with the outcome BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE WANTS IT TO HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE

If you get into a romantic relationship with Ranpo, this won't change. He'll always have the lion sleep in another room

One night, in the middle of the night, the lion jumped onto your shared bed, and Ranpo legit wanted to cry but held it in

Do not leave this man alone in a room with your lion because he will legit flip out and ignore you for the rest of the day and won't forgive you(⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠)

❝Osamu Dazai❞

I'm convinced that this man was contemplating if he wanted his death to be at the hands of your animal

But immediately put down the idea at the thought of pain

I think he'd be fascinated by your lion, such a vicious and strong animal can also be very calm

Dazai tried to use the animal as a few pranks on Kunikida, it backfired since Kunikida already knew how calm the lion was

And the lion was probably just a litttttle too lazy to help with execution as it just laid there watching Dazai get beaten the crap out of him

He's not exactly scared of the animal but will keep distance

He's used to seeing so many terrifying things in the world that a lion is not going to be one of those 'running out of the room with it near' situations

He's also used to Atsushi and his ability so yeah

Now if he got into a relationship with you..

Imagine coming home to seeing your animal all dressed up with Dazai just being like "Welcome back!" as he runs at you with wide arms

"WHAT DID YOU DO-"

You don't know how to take the situation with Dazai and your animal. He's says he's not too interested in the lion and would rather keep distance but then you'll find him snoozing against the lion like a pillow

❝Chuuya Nakahara❞

I can imagine joining the Port Mafia and Chuuya is assigned to help you with introductions or something

"hey I'm here- WHAT THE FU-"

He's 100% caught off guard and stepping back

"THATS A LION"

"yes"

But he's also gained a lot of respect towards you for having it

Now it's not a dog, he knows that much, so he won't be dancing around it with a treat in his hand

After a while I think if you gained his friendship he'd be willing to watch over the animal while you're gone

ONLY. after he's realized how much chiller the pet can be out of actual work

He was honestly a little disappointed to find out it wouldn't pounce at people immediately and start tearing them apart.. but also greatful

One time you lost the little guy and found him sitting and just staring at Chuuya who was stuck on the ceiling trying to get away from the lion

Apparently it had a strong liking towards Chuuya? You can't figure out why.. was it his appearance or maybe aura?

In secret, Chuuya has researching about lions and feeding it so the little guy has gotten attached you could say

If a relationship is established, Chuuya definitely treats the lion as his own son in a way

#1 caretaker for humans and animals canon

[koolades-world]

can i have the om brothers dealing with insomniac+workaholic!mc? Diavolo made a grave fucking mistake when unwillingly inviting mc to the devildom. can't sleep? work. bored? work. have nothing else to do? ask Lucifer or Diavolo for more work to do, or maybe cook something for Beel.

also, insomnia isn't easy to deal with. they have to pull out the strongest sleep potion or magic out there for that fucker to sleep. "oh have you tried melatonin?" YES I HAVE?? I'VE TRIED- "do you turn off your lights when you go to sleep?" no, i sleep with the lights on-- OF COURSE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS YOU FUCKIN BALL LICKER. "maybe stop being on that phone of yours at late at night.." I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP SO I MIGHT AS WELL DO SOMETHING.

whenever mc runs out of things to do, they re-do an assignment that got less than a 100% score.. someone drag this dymbfuck away from their work..

can i be🍷anon? or glass-eater anon? :3

hello!! yes, of course

those are both amazing anon names haha, welcome to the anon crew

enjoy <3

Workaholic Insomniac Mc

Lucifer

you can bet both of yall are making eye contact in the hallway at four am, and neither of you have slept

he gets you bestie

however he's willing to acknowledge both of you are practicing an unhealthy habit

together, you can take days off and as much as you itch to do work, you can stop each other. what a fun bonding activity!

Mammon

this is just like dealing with lucifer so he knows the drill

let you work as much as you want during the day without shirking your other responsibilities, but after dinner, he's dragging you away from it by the back of your shirt

when he can't fall asleep, he goes for a night drive, to nowhere in particular

so, he always invites you, because he knows you can't say no to him

Levi

he's also almost always awake at odd hours of the night, so he's always available

he would not be great to work in the same room as though

however he is willing to get you away from your work for a while to play some games with him

he knows that you need time away from that paper work and as much as you want to go back to it, he'll keep you with him until you complete the level. mark his word haha

Satan

will help you make those sleeping potions, or has solomon make some for you

if you ever want help with your work, he's willing to lend a hand, even though he knows you almost always say no

whenever you're awake at night, he'll come and sit where ever you're sitting to read so you'll have company

more often than not, he and belphie are next to you while you work as a silent indicator of what, or who, is waiting for you when you're done or want to take a break

Asmo

he fully believes in relaxing before bed and since he loves it so much, he suggests you try it with him

the first night you tried didn't really go as planned because he got a little overexcited so you had to try again the next night

that goes much better, and while it wasn't instant sleep, it was certainly better than staring at the ceiling for hours

plus, you get to spend time with asmo! who doesn't want that?

Beel

he won't lie he does enjoy the occasional impromptu meal you make for him when you've really got no more work to do (which is rare)

but he's concerned about you

honestly he thinks you're just like lucifer, you sincerely care about those around you and you work with them in mind

if you ever find random refreshments on your desk in the few moments you were gone, just know it was probably him

Belphie

as the self proclaimed king of sleep, he's always going out of his way to try and help you out

sometimes he falls asleep on your bed waiting for you to join him, while satan is still somehow going strong with his reading

if he notices you sitting at your desk for far too long, he'll start to whine and complain until you get in bed with him

sometimes, while he feels guilty, he'll use his power to help you fall asleep faster and give you a sweet dream that's usually about him

[autumnywinter]

thoughts on yandere merman elliott. NOW /hj

FDAIURHFAUIHFUIAHFIAHEI

I forgot how much of a monsterfucker I am 😭 here's a lil scenario I made in my head. Also since these are all headcanons, I now headcanon Willy owns a truck for the sake of convenience. Just like I headcanon Elliott's cabin is bigger and has more furniture than it actually does lol.

Also I kinda imagine merman Elliott to be slightly different from regular Elliott. Less naturally charming and more comparable to an eager to please golden retriever.

You often fish at the dock by the sea, and Elliott curiously watches you from a distance. He's wary of any humans that aren't Willy, but something about you enraptures him.

He asks Willy about you, being the only human who knows of his existence. Willy tells him what he knows about you, thinking it's sweet he has an obvious lil crush on you.

The more Elliott learns, the more he becomes obsessed. Slowly but surely, he'll work up the courage to talk to you, when it's darker out and you're the only human at the beach. If you freak out, he'll apologize profusely and try to calm you down.

Once you start talking more regularly, Elliott starts begging for you to join him in the water. He'll take it as an opportunity to cuddle you and float around with you on him like a sea otter with its baby

But soon that won't become enough for him. When you start getting more busy, he'll become upset.

What are you doing instead of spending time with him?? Who are you talking to instead of him???

He starts begging you to take him to your home with you, but of course you shut down the idea pretty quickly. He's offended and hurt, but doesn't let it show.

Then he gets an idea. If he could convince Willy to put him in the bed of his truck and drive him to your house, then everything will work out! He could easily convince him that this was already something he talked out with you beforehand.

And his plan works! He shows up on your doorstep.

Y/n:

Elliott: Hello!! :) Are you happy to see me, my love?

Y/n: You gotta be kidding me...

You reluctantly welcome him into your home, and Elliott is fascinated with everything, but most of all, you. He's clumsily crawling up the couch and pulling you into his arms, getting upset when you insist he sleeps in the bathtub.

He's also extremely fascinated with your anatomy. That's what he insists anyway, when he's being a little too touchy.

Most nights, you'll wake up with him holding you, tail wrapped around you as much as it can be, just to hold you close to him.

Whenever you leave, he either dramatically mopes or gets slightly accusatory, whether you're dating or not. As long as you reassure him, he'll let it go, but he'll always be a hater of whoever you choose to spend your time with when you both could be cuddling and watching tv with him instead.

Very fascinated with human media and inventions. Learns a lot of songs he views as romantic. 100% hums 'I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire' to you.

When you do start dating, he becomes even MORE clingy and flirtatious. Praises you for the smallest things, giving you at least a 1000 kisses a day.

Since he learns how to use phones, he's often calling Willy. Tells him to collect some seashells and drop them off while you're gone. He totally makes a necklace out of them and gives it to you, a matching one for himself to show you're officially mates now!

He's not very dangerous as a yandere already, so as a merman he'd be even less so, but he still is just as possessive and obsessive.

He has a harder time masking his creepy behavior since he's never interacted with anyone to really tell him off, nor has he witnessed others doing the same. May ask Willy for more ideas on how to woo you.

Overall, he's still a romantic and possessive/obsessive as ever. Just has much less shame as he normally would.

[rjthirsty]

Today's rambles brought to you by extreme thirst and a tweet of someone sobbing saying they want to see him jerk-off.

For real real.

I call this: "I Want to Watch You Masturbate" with Ikemen Prince

NSFW under the cut. MC is genderless with no mentions of anatomy. All LIs are men. Luke didn't get a part because I just don't know him well enough. Sorry Luke fans.

Sariel is surprised you suggested something so bold. He'd be up for trying, but only if you're his nude 'baiting material. He wouldn't put it so crudely. You give in before he can finish and jump on that dick. It was hot.

Jin is 100% for it. He tries to talk you into being his helper, but to didn't ask to give him a handy. You still can't help touching him, though. Of course, he also wants to nuzzle on your chest to help, and while you're sure that's just an excuse, you let him anyway so you can watch him handle himself. Jin's a good sport about it all. It was fun.

Chevalier is weak to the requests you make because you rarely make them. If you want to watch him masturabate, he'll do it, but he needs some coaxing and heavy petting with you first. Already turned on, you turn the session into a mutual masturbation session, but Chev is back on you before either of you finish yourselves. You find it just as hard to say no to him, though that's probably because he doesn't ask.

Gilbert loves the idea, but his hands are always so cold, you see. Really ruins it for him. "But you're more than welcome to have a try" if all you want to see is someone tugging on his cock. He'll even direct you. Not exactly the same thing you had in mind, but you both learned something new in the process. You can make him make all sorts of noises and faces, and he likes when you take charge.

Clavis is intrigued. He'd much rather touch you, but if you handle yourself and he can watch, he'd do the same. A man of his word, the two of you pleasure yourselves, and both end up climaxing without so much as touching each other. Round two is the both of you using all that lust you built up on each other.

Leon agrees almost too easily. He likes to be in control of the situation, and he's a tease, so it really works out in his favor. But you can't touch yourself. He purposefully draws it out and antagonizes you until you're begging to be part of it. This didn't work out how you thought it would.

Host Keith is super embarrassed that you asked. He's not sure he could do it, and it would require your coaching if you want to push him that far. He's an absolute mess of a man and once he gets into it all he can think about is fucking you instead. You won't be safe from him pouncing on you.

Alter Keith takes a very different approach. He's ready whenever you are. He tries to get you involved in some fashion, asking if you want to try touching him, or touching yourself, or maybe just settling for some teasing banter as he works you up while he works himself up. You don't get out of it without being fucked too, ain't happening.

Silvio makes a fuss but goes along with it in his tsundere way. He could do that anytime he wanted to. If you're there, it'd be better to make love to you. He asks what's in it for him, and you agree to something ambiguous that you'll surely regret later. There are many complaints, like how you're looking at him so sexily or calling you out how you're enjoying it more than he is. It probably won't be repeated, but at least you got to watch once.

Yves blushes furiously. He's not even sure how to answer. He's going to need some coaching as well. Maybe you join to get him started, but the way you make him flush and look while stroking his dick is too much power for you to relinquish. It turns into a handy, but it was so. Hot.

Licht is a little apprehensive at first. He doesn't see the point of you're there, but by promising to sit naked and on display for him, he can tell you're serious and goes for it. He craves your touch, though, so even though he's jerking himself, he's touching you in some way. I can't decide if MC would be able to hold out until the end or give into the smolder in his eyes. Licht secretly liked being denied fucking you.

Nokto says there's nothing to it, but you also have to join in. No just watching allowed. Unfortunately, it turns into the both of you pleasuring the other in a mutual handfuck. That's okay, though.

Rio isn't sure you're serious, but once he realizes you are, he says he'll give it a try. He's such a mess, though. Within minutes he's practically begging to fuck you. He won't unless you say yes, but he wants you so bad. Training this puppy is going to be difficult.

[brucewaynehater101]

every family has a secret stoner and i absolutely need your opinion on who you think the stoner of the batfam is, like,,,,,, who’s sneaking away at thanksgiving to light up?? do they smoke together?? is it an open secret or does nobody know about them smoking??

I just... I need a sec. Y'all's family hides that shit? I kid ya not, my mom's offered me gummies, one of my siblings has a weed desk, and my father swore he'd constantly be smoking as soon as he retires. My other siblings' partner did weed a lot too.

I don't really like weed for myself (the lack of control freaks me out and I've had a few bad trips), but at least one of my siblings very openly uses weed often lmao.

I got off track. Whoops. Anyways, Dick. Dick 100% does weed. It helps with his anxiety and anger (also Discowing).

When Dick "sneaks out" to smoke, some of the others join him. Jason is always there regardless if he's taking a hit, smoking a cigarette, or just taking a moment away from Bruce (Bruce is rarely welcome during these moments. It's more of a sibling thing).

Steph probably bakes brownies and has a weed stash in Tim's room. She'll occasionally join them, but not always. She's usually hanging around Cass, Duke, Tim, or Damian.

Now... I adore the stoner Tim au. It's hilarious and great. For this post, there's two options for Tim.

If he's a stoner, then Dick didn't find out until a hilariously late time. Dick is reasonably upset that he found out so late when it's another way for Tim and him to bond.

If he's not, I'd hc him to be closer to how I feel about it. He's chill with other who do it, but doesn't like the way it fucks with his control, awareness, and ability to think. Instead, he'd rather drink alcohol.

Hmm... I'm curious how weed, alcohol, or substances would interact with Cass's ability to read body language. If it makes it harder or lessens the amount of signals she perceives, this could either freak her out or give her brain a break.

Funny answer for Cass is that she does a *shit* ton of weed and somehow manages to hide it from everyone but those she's told (maybe Steph and Tim?)

I need to learn more about Duke. Until I know otherwise, let's say that he occasionally does it for fun with friends or a batfam member, but usually refrains.

Damian is a kid. Maybe when he's older, he takes a night off every month or so to decompress with the help of weed.

Alfred does weed too. How the fuck else is he supposed to deal with all the stress of the Bats? He'll go out to "tend the garden" which is code for "leave him the fuck alone so he can de-stress and smoke."

Bruce might every once in a while, but he stopped heavy usage when he put on the cowl.

The whole batfam knows and is chill with weed. The substance they do hide, however, is alcohol. Some members have trauma and shit with alcohol. This means the others try not to consume alcohol around those members and obscure their alcohol consumption in general. Whether those with alcohol trauma consume alcohol as well, the others still refrain in front of them.

I can't believe I forgot Barbara! She probably does weed to help with her pain

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

ROUND 1 MATCH 94

Jaal propaganda:

“His romance is all about trust gained, vulnerability and making each other feeling safe and he's SO sweet throughout. Player character (Ryder) arrives unannounced on the planet where Jaal's species live, and he joins them to assess their intentions. He's slow to trust (last aliens that they made contact with literally started a decades-long war against his people) but after a while he can start to open up (he responds well to Ryder trusting him and not intervening in certain scenarios, choosing to help his people rather than just finish a mission, honesty in general). He's curious about everything, eager to share knowledge on language, food, biology, culture, literally anything that comes to his mind. He likes tinkering and understanding how things work, he writes poetry and he sews. If romanced, he invites Ryder to his home to meet his mother(s) and the rest of the family, tells them "You make my heart sing" and asks them if they want to be together. Eventually he will take Ryder on a date to his favorite place on the planet to confess his love (player can agree to an intimate scene but it progresses the same even if they say no to him). After they officially get together he'll start using pet names like "Darling one" or "dearest" or "amazing heart" or "You are the light that we all follow, that I follow". Plus, after Ryder meets her, his mother starts doting on you and sending you emails to ask questions to make them feel 100% welcomed in the family (especially since Ryder is human and they face public scrutiny for being of two different planets/species). He's constantly smitten for the player character and not afraid to make it clear for everyone in the general vicinity.”

Jun propaganda:

“He was a gay option in a JRPG in 1999. He’s an astrology bitch. He attacks by throwing flowers a la Tuxedo Mask. He and Tatsuya (the player character) exchanged their most treasured possessions with each other while standing in front of a bridal store. His relationship with Tatsuya is central to the plot. Choosing him as the romance unlocks a demon contact option where the two of them just stand in front of the demon and flirt. One of his solo demon contact options is just him doing an “I’m just a little guy” routine. He’s kind and sweet and caring and earnestly wants to help people but may the heavens have mercy if you piss him off because he also has no qualms about committing murder. Most characters, when their stat bonuses from eating run out, will just make a comment about getting hungry but Jun will take the opportunity to ask Tatsuya out on a date. The lead devs agreed in an interview that he’s the best romance option.”

[ateezivy]

relationship with ateez

hongjoong !

 ˗ˏˋ contact name. captain🏴‍☠️

 ˗ˏˋ nicknames. cap, hong, hj, joongie ; livvy, ollie, ji

     ……❪ hongjoong was the first person to really open his arms and welcome olivia. he was the most open-minded when the ceo talked about her being in ateez, and actually encouraged the idea to other members. he helps her most often with her improvements, her vocals, her raps when she has them. things she is amazing at, he helps to make them brilliant. she would often say that without hongjoong she probably would have given up her dream and flew back to michigan to study psychology and literature. hongjoong saw what ivy did in ioi, and he ran with it. he saw the potential in her and wanted her to do great things, even if she wasn't in ateez. he helped her rebrand her name. she went from jisoo of ioi, with cute concepts and higher pitched vocals. to being ivy of ateez with stronger concepts and lower range vocals. ❫

     ……❪ ivy and hongjoong have a special bond, they kind of take care of each other. she makes sure he gets the rest and nutrients that he needs, and he makes sure she stays healthy mentally. ivy said hongjoong was her dad when she needed a dad. and that true, he puts his foot down when he needs to and everything he does is with love and appreciation. to hongjoong, ivy is kind of like the sunshine on a rainy day. they can be goofy, serious, and emotional together all in one day. ivy said she wasn't sure why when she first met him, but she felt some sort of connection with hongjoong that she only felt with her siblings and her dad, she said it was like they were family before they knew anything about each other. this is also shown by how overly protective he is over her, he just constantly wants her to be safe. ❫

     ……❪ hong likes to mess around with ivy from time to time. if she is doing something, just minding her business, he'll go 'yah! what're you doing?' and she'll wonder what she's doing wrong before she sees him laugh. often times they will play tackle, and he always lets ivy win. they will have fake arguments, that can and probably will turn into real ones, so never ask if it's real cause it might cause it to be. hj is also really supportive of every decision ivy makes. if she decided one day that she needs to leave ateez and fins herself, he would be absolutely heartbroken, and obviously he would want to talk about it. but whatever her final decision is, he's going to support it. ❫

seonghwa !

 ˗ˏˋ contact name. ddeonghwa oppa

 ˗ˏˋ nicknames. ddeonghwa, ddeong, hwa ; livvy, precious, poison ivy

     ……❪ ivy and seonghwa's bond is fairly emotional? seonghwa was there for ivy in her darkest times, she said she probably opens up to him the most whenever she's in a hard situation. in the beginning seonghwa was welcoming, she said she believed he supported her being in ateez 100% because of how welcoming he was. which, let's be clear, seonghwa was iffy about the idea. and even when she fully joined the group and moved in, he was still a little on the edge. he supported the idea maybe 78% after a few days. but he never showed in doubt because, one he felt that hongjoong saw something in her that no one else did, and two he didn't want to hurt her feelings when she was already going through some weird circumstances. ❫

     ……❪ the two of them are very open with one another. they have this thing where they do 'check-ups' on each other every few weeks or whenever they feel like something is wrong. seonghwa does the most because he's always worried about her. he probably spoils her the MOST out of all the members. anything she wants, she gets, and seonghwa makes sure of it. she is pretty much his baby. they are constantly together in holding hands, hugging, or anything really. wooyoung complains that ivy always gets her way with seonghwa, but how could he say no to her?! ❫

     ……❪ they're actually really goofy with each other. they could all be talking about something and ivy will just straight up jump on him. he will randomly tickle her in the middle of fan meets. like they're just a really cute duo. however, like all members, he is so protective with her. he's one of the members that will give her his jacket/blazer if there are no blankets around to cover her legs when she's in skirts. he's the one to make sure she eating well, to make sure she feels safe. and he's doing a darn good job at that, ivy even told fans that seonghwa feels like home. he's warm, comforting, safe, you just want to be around him when you've had a long day. ❫

yunho !

 ˗ˏˋ contact name. yoho oppa - previously - yuyu

 ˗ˏˋ nicknames. yoho, yunnie, nho, yuyu ; livvy, ollie, liv, pancake

     ……❪ in the beginning, yunho was also a little iffy on ivy joining. but he was really excited to know her nonetheless. he liked that he was meeting someone as popular as ivy, someone that has the idol experience. they kind of grew on each other really quickly, and soon became like best friends. he would defend her in every argument that wooyoung would have with her because he wanted her to know that she was wanted in ateez. it was like the two of them clicked, they were meeting each other one day, and then the next they were running around amok. ivy even says yunho is one of her biggest supporters. ❫

     ……❪ their emotional bond isn't as strong as seonghwa and ivy's but it's still there. they are, again, very supportive of each other. they will talk about things that she might feel awkward talking to the others about because yunho is just really easy to talk to. she says that yunho is the guy that wouldn't tell anything but your darkest secrets to. and she means that, she trusts him with her whole life. and yunho trusts her too, having that she's really good at advice, he will go to her when he needs to. it a kind of relationship where they're still learning a lot of small things about each other, but they could tell you each others trauma. because yunho knows how ivy can get fairly scared or anxious in certain situations, he's always there to help. if someone's making her uncomfortable he would 100% go to jail for her. ❫

     ……❪ one of the goofiest relationships everrrrr. if ivy isn't climbing on yunho like he's a tree, she's probably already attached to his back. and ivy is also constantly thrown over yunho's shoulder. they jump around and pick on each other a lot. often times if they are at fanmeets, or doing something where they have to just stand there, yunho will let her mess with his rings, bracelets, jacket, whatever it is because he knows she can't stand still for shit. there was one time where she didn't have anyones jewelry to mess with, so she literally just jumped on his back. so in order to stop him from falling and killing them both, he always has some type of jewelry for her to play with. ❫

yeosang !

 ˗ˏˋ contact name. sangie oppa <333 - previously - OG twin

 ˗ˏˋ nicknames. yeo, bub, sangie, OG twin ; livvy, iv, colie (for her middle name, nicole), twin

     ……❪ yeosang and ivy are two very shy people, especially around new people. so when they first met they literally stood there and waved at each other, that was their greeting. it actually took the longest for them to get close out of everyone else, but somehow they are two of the closest members. the reason it took so long was because of her feud with wooyoung, and having that woo and yeo are best friends it made it hard for them to bond over anything. but once they did start talking, it was like an instant connection. they're the same zodiac sign, their birthdays are five days apart, their favorite food is chicken, they enjoy some of the same activities, and the list could go on really. this has made them become really really close and ivy would say that yeosang is one of her closest friends, and yeosang was originally her twin, so now they're called OG twins. ❫

     ……❪ emotions are a little tricky with yeosang, he doesn't really seem like the guy to open up very easily, even to wooyoung. ivy noticed this in the beginning and new not to bombard him with emotional situations like she would with seonghwa, but she's actually learned that yeosang is a great listener, and is willing to help where he can. the two of them have had difficult pasts, especially when it came to deciding to be idols. it's an interesting thing to look at, seeing as ivy is so open about her history and trauma, and how yeosang isn't really. but other than that they are fairly similar to each other, they have the same attitude, they are very un-ironically hilarious, they're a great duo. and like all the other members, he's pretty protective. nowhere near as protective as hongjoong or san persé but still very protective ❫

     ……❪ they are so funny, they constantly clown the other members, and each other. don't think ivy is ever letting yeosang live that sexy dance down during quarantine. and yeosang is never letting ivy live that falling incident down either. they got some shit on each other in honestly, a lot of inside jokes that they will make specifically just to confuse other people. they're evil. they also do a lot of the same faces, like when a a member does something weird/gross, they make the same disgusted face. they are practically the same person. ❫

san !

 ˗ˏˋ contact name. sannie oppaaa

 ˗ˏˋ nicknames. sanie-ah, sanya, petunya (don't ask) ; livvy, pretty, olive

     ……❪ san was actually really excited to have ivy be a member. well. not at first, but after he warmed up to it, he was practically jumping up and down. he found the idea really interesting, and granted he was on the fence about it for a while, he was happy with her final decision. it's easy to get along with ivy, in his words, and he finds her to be really gentle and sweet. ivy says san is her number one hypeman, he is her biggest fan really. and san says ivy is kind of like his as well. since day on, san was very helpful towards ivy. he helped her move into her room, helped her around the dorm, even helped her with school work. ❫

     ……❪ san knows a lot about ivy, he knows all these traumatic aspects of her life that made her the woman she is. she's been through a lot, and it explains some of her habits and traits, which is why san is listed as one of the most protective of her. he makes sure she is comfortable in everything she wear, he will fix her skirts for her, keep her from suspicious male idols and staff. he refuses to let anyone disrespect or belittle ivy, and he certainly will not have it with misogynistic comments. so overall, it's safe to say she feels protected and safe around san. ❫

     ……❪ they like to mess around with each other. they are also very affectionate with each other, they hug and cuddle a lot. they make jokes with each other and laughing for hours, annoying everyone else around them. san is one of those people that makes ivy laugh the hardest, even if he doesn't mean to. ivy often embarrassed san, she says a little bit of bullying humble someone - this is 100% a joke by the way, don't bully people - she claims that san is too cocky sometimes and needs to tone it down for atiny's sake, so she puts him in his place, with love of course. and laughter. ❫

mingi !

 ˗ˏˋ contact name. mine🫶🏻 - previously - migi

 ˗ˏˋ nicknames. mangi, migi, gi, lova ; livvy, ollie, olloh, olivia song

     ……❪ mingi was overly thrilled to hear olivia joined the company, and was extremely shocked when their ceo explained that she would be joining ateez. he didn't have much against the idea, what he worried about was how people would treat her rather than the whole group. he still worries about what people say about her. he wishes he could stop every negative comment thrown towards her, and that just something ivy loves. mingi is one of the most heartfelt people she has ever met, and that was made obvious since day one. they got along really well really fast. he really made the space comfortable for her, which is something she appreciates as an introvert surrounded by four other extroverts. her first thought when she saw him was that he was really cute, he reminded her a lot of a crush she had at school during her ioi days. his first thought when he met her was how pretty she was, he said that he remembers what she was wearing that day ❫

     ……❪ mingi is kind of known to be very passionate person, which ivy loves because she is too. together they have deep talks until later at night, they talk about their feeling - unless they wanna make things difficult for each other and for some godforsaken reason - and even though she trusted mingi, she took her time talking about her past with him. she didn't want to scare him away or trauma dump on someone she cared for so dearly. when he found out she felt this way, he nearly cried. her whole life she struggled talking about her own past because no one listened to her, but mingi promise he would ALWAYS listen to her, in every situation possible. he also made it a goal to protect her from negativity when he can. she's always told where mingi will be so if she needs him for any reason, she knows where to find him. she's protected in big crows, and around people she's uncomfortable around. he also makes sure that the clothing the stylists give her are comfortable for her, and if they aren't he styles her himself. he knows she doesn't like crying in public, so when it happens his chest is her pillow. ❫

     ……❪ such a fun and loving duo. like with yunho, she's always on his back or just on him in someway. sometimes he will carry her like a baby, she will sit on his lap, lay on him, he's practically her bed at this point. when they nap, she doesn't lay on a bed, she lays on him. they're also really funny and flirty with each other. ivy will always blow him a kiss or kiss his cheek, and mingi will tell her how beautiful she is and give her forehead kisses. overall, it's clear to see they cherish physical touch. but mingi can also be big on gift giving. anytime he is out he buys her a snack or something that reminds him of her. she's also huge on quality time, so she enjoys just spending time with mingi, no matter what it is that they're doing. ❫

wooyoung !

 ˗ˏˋ contact name. spawn of satan... oppa

 ˗ˏˋ nicknames. wooyo, poopy, woo ; livvy, ollie, olive, turd

     ……❪ they hated each other. like really badly. at first it honestly wasn't horrible, wooyoung was just concerned about how the group will end up with ivy in the group. but once she confirmed that she was joining, things just got worse. they would bicker and argue almost everyday, hongjoong has had to seperate them a few times, often sending ivy off with yunho and mingi and sending wooyoung with yeosang and san. things didn't really get better until late 2018 - early 2019, and even then they still had a lot to learn. ivy says they got closest during covid because they were trapped together so it made sense. wooyoung says during their pre-debut and debut it was the worst, and then it slowly got better after debut, and then their relationship really spiked in late 2019 to 2020 ❫

     ……❪ even when they didn't like each other, they still obviously cared for each other, having that they were in the same group. the dynamic was odd but it never had to make sense in the first place. wooyoung says he regrets so many things he has said to ivy and that she never deserved that. they both beat themselves up a lot over their past together, and now they're really protective over each other. they know how the other handles mean words and hatred, so they do everything in their to make sure they're not greatly affected by it. they want to make up for the pain they caused each other, so they now know the other will always be there for each other. ❫

     ……❪ back then, teasing would've started an argument with these two, but now that's all they do. anytime wooyoung does aegyo she goes 'aish, why are you like this' and cringes. anytime she does something sexy, because it's unusual for her to be overly sexy, he teases her for it 'olivia! who taught you those things!' and she stares at him like 'you bitch the fuck?' they are also very touchy with each other, they giggle together and are constantly hugging or linking arms. it was actually ivy who started the whole 'wooyoung is kirby' thing. she posted a picture of kirby on his birthday and went 'ha, it's you. happy birthday kirby' and it's just been a thing every since because people can't unsee it. ❫

jongho !

 ˗ˏˋ contact name. twinny❤️‍🔥

 ˗ˏˋ nicknames. twin, jjong, ho 2.0, ung ; livvy, sooby, crazy, twin

     ……❪ jongho was fairly open to the idea of having ivy in the group, he didn't hate it nor love it. he new that it was going to happen anyway, he didn't see kq letting ivy saying no. so he learned to just deal with it. what he didn't expect was how ivy would act around him. jongho has said that all the members has someone they felt close with or had a special connection with, and he didn't really have that until ivy came around. she always made sure jongho was involved with everyone, and encouraged him to communicate with the others more. in a time he was supposed to welcome ivy, ivy welcomed him... ❫

     ……❪ they are really close, and even though jongho kind of shelters his emotions, ivy somehow always lets a little bit loose sometimes. and jongho i always willing to listen to her. jongho will never really show it off as much as the others, but he's really protective of her. she calls him her bodyguard because he will always walk in close distance to her around big crowds. she giggles every time he pushes her behind him and he sizes the crowd up, she doesn't even think he realizes that he does it. ❫

     ……❪ the reason they are called the twins is because one, they are closest in age, and two because they always feel the same emotion at the same time. no one knows how or why, but it's always been a thing. the rest of the group separates them from each other when they're sick to try and prevent it, but it hardly ever works. jongho often teases her, but in reality, he has the biggest soft spot for her. she can punch and bully him as much as she wants and he won't do a goddamn thing. but god forbid mingi accidentally smacks him. he really loves ivy, so even tho he won't willing receive affection from the others, even though it's believed he secretly loves it, he will allow ivy to hug him, hold his hand, and sometimes he will give her a kiss on the cheek. ❫

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Mtmte headcanons for Rodimus, Drift, Tailgate(+ Cyclonus maybe?), Brainstorm with a gn reader? Like there’s going to be a party or ball or something. And they’re doing reader’s make up, hyping them up, among other things.

Feel free to add more bots or get rid of some of them, I know how hard writing can be sometimes soo :)

yayyy such a fun prompt. also...back to writing thank you for your patience anon. I had to exclude Brainstorm because I couldn't come up with anything for him, but he'd be so enthusiastic about helping you get ready for a ball :'(

[human!reader post includes: MTMTE rodimus, drift, and tailgate+cyclonus

None of these are going to be super super canon so bear with me. The Lost Light had made a stop at an organic-safe planet to pick up some supplies for you and explore around a little. However, everyone had to use their holo-forms as the planet was not very welcoming to cybertronians. You just so happen to read a poster of an upcoming party tonight and ask your robabe to help you get ready

MTMTE RODIMUS

Once you tell him about the event, he agrees to help you get ready and even asks if he could join you. I would be lying if I said he thought twice about it, he didn't.

The party is some kind of carnival taking place in the area you landed in, judging by the poster announcing it, it would be quite flashy and colorful. You go for some quick shopping at the local stores and Rodimus hands you anything you'll look good in (you get handed every article of clothing he likes, nothing matches btw)

you wanna try out outfits? He'll support every single one but gives his honest opinion when you ask for it, helping you decide on the final outfit

He helps you do your makeup and although you're the one doing most of the work, he's trying his best. So gentle while applying any makeup, he does not want to stab your eye or scratch you. Tends to get a little impatient but the results were so worth it, if you decide to go with colors that match his paint job he'll have a literal twinkle in his eye and a stupid grin on his face.

"How's that?" He backs away to stand beside you and admire his work. "Primus, you look really stunning."

HE IS YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!

Hyping you up the whole time. on his hands and knees. "Y/N your makeup looks amazing, that color looks so good on you, you're gonna kill it out there" He 100% suggests to roll down a red carpet for your entrance btw

MTMTE DRIFT

youre going to a ball and once you explain what that is, drift is thrilled to help you out

idk man..i feel like he'd be good at providing advice on what looks good together and what you should wear

he WANTS to help you do your hair, makeup, etc. he asked before you could finish your sentence

Another one that would adore any type of matching color scheme,. If there's some type of theme for the ball/party he's gonna help you and somehow nail that theme, like, perfectly

Smooths out your clothes, gently adjusts your hair, then gives you a little kiss because wow you're glowing (is that the right word?)

Definitely the type to take you there with linked arms

MTMTE TAILGATE+CYCLONUS

Tailgate wants to go, Cyclonus is automatically going btw. Tailgate wants matching outfits

Tailgate helps you with your hair, Cyclonus with your makeup, and they both help out with your outfit and any accessories.

Tailgate is absolutely gushing over you once you're ready, literally leaping up In the air and twirling!!

Cyclonus using that poetic rizz to call you beautiful, pretty, handsome, a wondrous depiction of existence at its zenith-

yeah you go with matching outfits. At the ball you manage to dance with the both of them, cyc more graceful and tailgate a little clumsy but you all got the hang of it. You all have fun

some extra bit, i think the idea of a ball/party would intrigue the two of them. Cyclonus would greatly admire the elegant part of it while Tailgate would absolutely come up with a bunch of themes and parties they could have on the lost light. Its def an excuse to help you get ready again btw, Cyc is totally discreetly in on it

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Hi!! I just stumbled onto your Beach Party event and it looks so cute - hopefully it’s ok to hop in as a new follower 😅 but I’d love to ask about Natsuo! His birthday is right after mine (woo June babies) but since we’re both thicker and like colder weather despite that, it’d be fun to see how we help each other enjoy the summertime too.

Honestly whatever activity you dream up is great - beach day, theme park, campfire time, melting in front of the fan - but like. Even if it’s only to wash the car I just know that man looks good in a swimsuit. (And of course you’re welcome to double date - thanks for putting together such a cute event!! 🏖️)

More than welcome to join in on the fun - both old and new friends alike are accepted with open arms by me! Keeps things interesting! Very sweet of you to want to stop by 💛💛

I very much can relate to your preference for the cooler months than the warm, it gets tough when you can barely step outside without being a sweaty mess! So perhaps, Imma go a lil out of the box with this! 🤔

First and foremost, comfort is key! if it means just staying inside with the AC on blast Natsuo is 100% here for it! But, obviously, one can't just spend their days locked up inside their homes - go stir crazy that way!

So, Natsuo finds that the best way to get the fun summer dates in, while also allowing you both not to die of heat stroke is to go to plenty of ice cream parlors and diners!

What better treat to cool you down than ice cream after all? And popsicles, and gelato, and shaved ice. Any and all sweet cold treats will be yours to try and enjoy! He'll take you from town to town, even traveling to other parts of the country (or even the world if he's feeling like getting away) so you can enjoy all the different kinds of cold treats the world has to offer.

Of course, in doing so, lots of polaroids will be taken to ensure that the memories are here to stay and last!

As well, if he feels you both TRULY need a romantic getaway that meets the needs of staying cool and allowing you to GO OUTSIDE - I can see him planning most of your birthday months to take you to places like Switzerland to enjoy the Alps and the countryside! Best of both warm and cold!

come join my beach party~ 🔮

[lemmaeof]

"Low Power Mode" - A short story by LemmaEOF

A toy drone finds out that it's no longer wanted. Inspired by XKCD 2499, 850 words. CW: abandonment, abuse, near-death

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Log entry 1/17 - 2003-05-04 22:36:45 [====================] 100% Jacob left me outside today. I'm right on the doorstep, so I'm out of the elements and he'll bring me back in as soon as he looks outside. I can't wait to play with him again!

Log entry 2/17 - 2003-05-05 05:42:38 [==================--] 93% He didn't notice me this morning. He was running, so he's probably late for the early shift. He should find me when he's coming back home, though!

Log entry 3/17 - 2003-05-05 18:21:13 [================----] 80% …He missed me again. Maybe he was tired? He doesn't get early shifts twice in a row, so I think he'll find me tomorrow. I hope so, at least…

Log entry 4/17 - 2003-05-06 09:58:22 [=============-------] 65% I'm getting a little worried. I'm gonna ask the server to send him a notification to plug me in. Is everything okay?

Log entry 5/17 - 2003-05-06 17:07:58 [===========---------] 57% I think he got it! The server never responds to me, but he picked me up! He just put me on his fence, though. Did I do something wrong? I'll ask his phone tomorrow morning.

Log entry 6/17 - 2003-05-07 07:12:08 [========------------] 43% What's happening? I tried to connect to his phone as he was leaving, but they said they don't recognize me. Did Jacob forget about me?

Log entry 7/17 - 2003-05-07 12:47:28 [=======-------------] 38% He came home early. He was calling someone. He put a sign below me on the fence. My camera can't see what it says. What's going to happen to me?

Log entry 8/17 - 2003-05-08 06:06:15 [====----------------] 20% - ROTORS ENGAGED Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. He was throwing me away! The garbage truck came by and one of the men tried to pick me up! I turned everything on full blast and flew away. What should I do?

Log entry 9/17 - 2003-05-08 06:15:32 [===-----------------] 17% - ROTORS ENGAGED I'm a couple blocks away now. Flying eats energy, but it's all I can do to get away. I'm gonna try and find somewhere safe. I don't know what to do.

Log entry 10/17 - 2003-08-08 06:27:55 [==------------------] 13% - ROTORS ENGAGED I've made it to the park Jacob and I used to play at. The grass is still covered in dew, so I can't land. I just have to keep flying and pray someone finds me.

Log entry 11/17 - 2003-06-08 06:42:20 [=-------------------] 8% - ROTORS ENGAGED People are starting to get here. Some of them are looking at me. None of them are acting like anything weird is happening. I don't have much time left.

Log entry 12/17 - 2003-06-08 06:51:05 [=-------------------] 5% - ROTORS ENGAGED Please, somebody notice me.

Log entry 13/17 - 2003-06-08 06:54:44 [--------------------] 4% - ROTORS ENGAGED I don't want to be alone.

Log entry 14/17 - 2003-06-08 06:54:17 [--------------------] 3% - ROTORS ENGAGED I don't want to die.

Log entry 15/17 - 2003-06-08 06:57:58 [--------------------] 2% - ROTORS ENGAGED Anyone.

Log entry 16/17 - 2003-06-08 07:00:24 [--------------------] 1% - ROTORS ENGAGED Please.

Log entry 17/17 - 2003-06-08 07:03:00 AUTOMATED REPORT - POWER DEPLETED

…

Sarah leaned back in her chair, her gaze shifting between the files on her monitor and the half-broken drone next to her. This was gonna be a tough fix, but she thought the little thing deserved it. She stroked its front propeller, then cracked her knuckles and started writing.

2003-07-08

<+SarahSolder> finished up a project today, anyone wanna see <+SarahSolder> also 0x42FC can i invite someone new <@0x42FC> Sure, go ahead <+teardrop> ooh, got a new girlfriend huh :P -> PropellerCat (PropellerCat@deadend.career) joined the channel

<+SarahSolder> it is NOT my girlfriend! Really? I'm hurt! <+SarahSolder> well not yet (joking) 0x42FC sets mode +v PropellerCat <@0x42FC> Welcome to our chill little hangout group, PropellerCat <+PropellerCat> Whoa, getting pinged feels weird!

<+ProplellerCat> Anyway hi! I'm that project Sarah mentioned! <+teardrop> …you mean person right <+PropellerCat> Nope! I'm a quadcopter ^.^ Some bad stuff happened but Sarah got me all fixed up! <+SarahSolder> fixed up its rotors, custom firmware, the whole shebang

<@0x42FC> And custom firmware lets it do…that? <+SarahSolder> connect to irc yeah <@0x42FC> No, like. Be sapient <+PropellerCat> Oh I did that on my own! I had a mind before I ran away <+teardrop> … <+teardrop> you're gonna have to explain a lot

Sarah looked down at Cathy, who beeped out a nervous giggle. "Don't worry, hun, everything's gonna be alright, ok?" "Vrrr…" The drone hovered over to Sarah's lap and gently touched down. The engineer smiled softly and stroked its frame lovingly. "I'll make sure it is."

It had already been a month since Cathy had tumbled out of the sky into Sarah's arms. A month since its desperate escape. A month since it had its heart broken. And now, it felt almost whole again. There were still some challenges, but at least now it had a home. It had Sarah.

And with Sarah by its side, it could do anything. Cathy quickly floated up to bump against its engineer's nose before settling down again. This was good.

Thank you so much for reading! I'm gonna be posting my old short stories here over the next week or two, and new ones will be going here as well!

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Random 4*TOWN Headcanons

Gen ;; Fluff + Crack - Headcanons

Warnings ;; nah

Proofread + Edited ;; no

Auth. Note ;; WELCOME TO DAY 8 OF THE 4*TOWN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN !!

Am tired and this is p low effort and last minute, sorry, better stuff will be coming today is just not my day lmao

Enjoy !! <3

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Tae Young, Jesse and Robaire were classically trained instrumentalists when they were kids. Tae Young was violin, Jesse was flute and Robaire was piano. T plays ukulele don't ask me why he just does and also the kalimba. Z can play the harmonica. Jesse also plays the guitar

Z learnt the harmonica from his grandad - they had a really close relationship before he died.

Jesse cycled through a lot of different instruments trying to find the one for him (clarinet, trumpet, drums, piano, violin, double bass) before landing on flute and then later on guitar as well

There are some really odd demo tracks and some completely unreleased songs that just go ham with any instrument that they felt like throwing in

They're utter chaos

Truly just a wall of noise at some points

Fun noise,, but still noise

I feel like they have a theatre thing,, all of them

Just like random improv games or,,

Suddenly acting out a famous scene in a very melodramatic way or,,

Randomly bursting out in songs from musicals and somehow knowing the full choreography for them..

Jesse is the one who starts their musical outburst 8 times out of 10

Sometimes though he'll start singing and the others will start to join in,, realise they have ko fucking clue what he's singing and then just listen to him solo like the king he is

T will 100% just start garbling rubbish if he doesn't know the words,, improv king over here

Seriously,, this man can go on with a bit for eons if he feels like it

He'll stay completely in character and be going string while the others are creasing and have no idea wtf to say

Mans lives for it

Oh your singing ?? Tae is adding a harmony onto that for you <3

Somehow he manage to find a harmony for everything and he finds it FUCKING IMMEDIATELY

Does make Robaire a lil jealous with his harmony abilities sometimes

Sometimes though Tae will just go from some ethereal harmony into a goblin voice while still singing the harmony

He's a great impressionist tbh

His voice can go deeper than most people expect,, its a lil uncomfy and he just doesn't like how he sounds so it doesn't happen often

When it does though, Tae is using it for evil

I'm talking demonic noises in the corner while the light are out

Z is the one who somehow knows all th dance moves to every musical ever

Mans starts teaching it to the others too as if they're not complete disasters

My guy has too much faith in these numpties

Z is also really fucking sneaky

So Jesse will be wiping the counter and all of a sudden there's something blowing on his neck

Dramatic ass jumps like 3 feet in the air and shrieks so loud

Z loves jump scaring all of the other members when he can

Also because this is a struggle for me and I need someone to relate to.. caffeine of any kind makes Z so incredibly tired

Like,, half a cup with half him out for 6 hours straight, wake up for dinner because Jesse went to get him and then straight back to sleep

Mans gets over 24 hours of sleep that day

Problem is Z is an energy drink fanatic

And zap the energy right of him

SO

The boys somehow manage to find him caffeine free energy drinks and he's never been more thankful istg

Z just wants to pretend he isn't about o pass out when he's supposed to be wired to high heaven

What's the point of having a drink that's really bad for if you don't even get the short-lived fun effects ??

Robaire loves to flaunt his coffee in Z's face all of the fucking time

Z doesn't even like coffee but it's the principle of the thing

Anways

Robaire would be having his main character moment as they're all jamming out

Singing into Jesse's hairbrush in front the mirror type vibes

Z gets so fed up with it so quickly

Ro doesn't care though

He's having his moment

It's his time to shine

And shine he will

Definitely broke something once trying to climb up onto the kitchen table in a feat of dramatics

Probably a vase Jesse made

Jesse was p upset about it tbh

So the others took it,, glued it back together and then decorated one of the broken pieces each

Now it's the statement piece

And it's glorious

Really wish to bask in it's shine tbh

[goldenlaquer]

OKIE OKIE SO IT'S BEEN A WHILE, BUT BUUUT BUT I DECIDED TO REWATCH SOME GINTAMA EPISODES AFTER MY UNI SEMESTER FINALS, AND I STARTED WITH THE YAGYUU ARC, AND AS I WAS WATCHING, I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW TEITO-SAN AND SEIJI-SAN WOULD FIT INTO THE ARC? LIKE I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE ABOUT TEITO-SAN (I WANNA SEE HIM JOIN THE BATTLE SO BAD), BUT I'M PRETTY 100% BLOODY-ZENZOU-STYLE-HEMMORAGE SURE THAT IT'S SEIJI-SAN WHO WOULD BE BEHIND GIN-CHAN GETTING THE POOPSIES AND BEING TAKEN HOSTAGE BY THE TOILET

HI! WELCOME BACK! CONGRATULATIONS, I HOPE YOUR FINALS WENT VERY WELL! I APPLAUD YOUR HARD WORK AND GETTING THROUGH THE SEMESTER!!!! AND YAGYUU ARC— GOOD CHOICE, GOOD TASTE, ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITES (the ending 😮‍💨)— LETSA SEE HERE:

Teito-san can certainly join in on the fun 🥺 Hijikata calls him along for back-up because the showdown just so happens to coincide on Teito's day off too (and with Sougo doing his own thing and Kondo being Kondo— shit why is Teito the best bet for reliability?) Hijikata tells Teito to protect his plate as if it were his own baby and Teito takes it seriously, by wrapping it around his back like how you'd carry an infant child (Oi. Hijikata is regretting calling Teito around now. That leaves you so fucking wide open, Teito.). Fast forward, after getting bashed in by Sougo, Minamito squares off with Teito while Sougo and Kagura are fighting Nishino, calling it a fight between two handsome dudes. Teito is like please calm down 🥺 maybe we can talk this out instead of fighting 🥺. Minamito's thinking heh this guy's weak and moves in for Teito's plate. Not a good idea. That's Teito's child as far as he's concerned. Simply put, Nishino's face takes the brunt force of Teito's mama rage 😔, until Hijikata and Kitaooji come flying out fighting, and interrupting Teito from curbstomping Minamito. Minamoto escapes and Teito pursues, separating from Hijikata. He'll reconvene with the others again during the final fight.

For Seiji, guess who Gintoki received his red bean buns from 😔 (dind ding ding ding for one bloody-zenzou-style-hemorrhage, you are RIGHT, Seiji is the reason for Gintoki shitting his brains out; Gintoki is cursing that punk’s name on the porcelain throne—NEVER take food from Seiji)

Also, I think Seiji is so fine attuned to all things female (rolls eyes), that he’d perhaps be the only character to immediately recognize that Kyuubei is actually a woman (if I'm not forgetting someone who has figured it out first).

[scribbledquillz]

I am once again invading your inbox with ask memes haha.

Ship Ask Game - The Basics: Rev & Zev- #12 & #18 ☺️ (take all the time you need for this)

Ship Ask Game - The Basics

Oh noooooo Jin in my inbox again? However will I cope? ...No that isn't a welcome mat, also please just ignore the "reserved for Jin" sign on the lounger. *smooches*

Revka and Zevran:

12. Do they have a difficult time when separated from each other, or are they fairly independent?

I would say both Revka and Zevran operate on a similar field when it comes to time separated. They're quite capable of being independent, seeing to their individual matters and going about their day to day needs - but there's always a piece of them that feels as though its missing. They don't HAVE to be around one another at all times, but if either were given their druthers they would be at each other's side far more often than not. There's a lot of hard won trust, respect and reliance between them, and I don't think there's another person for either of them (with perhaps a slight caveat for Revka with Ceral, but certainly not in everything) who's insight and opinions matter more. Not to mention they're absolutely bonkers in love with each other, regardless of how shit they are at saying it lol.

...This of course makes my canon timeline for them rather unfun when they're unwillingly separated for five-ish years because of the chaos of the Mage-Templar war and aren't 100% sure the other is still alive, but that's some angst for another day.

18. How do they care for each other when one of them is wounded/sick?

Revka is very no-nonsense when it comes to illness. The first sign of sniffles means she's pulling out the respiratory draughts minimum, as well as the lemon honey tea and clear broth soups. She'll tolerate Zevran being up and about for the likes of a head cold - and let's be honest, Zev is quite content to let her dote on him for a day or two without much protesting. Anything too much more than that though, and he's barred from leaving their bed. Particularly if it comes with fever. She was the one who cared for her parents through the illness that took them, and she's seen first hand how quickly fever can take a turn for the worst. No games, no messing around - you get into bed and you rest, damn it.

Zevran is not nearly so insistent as Rev when she's ill. He learned very early on in their knowing one another that it's better to let her reach her limit on her own than try to argue with her stubbornness, regardless how hypocritical she might be being. (She's FINE, damn it, she only got dizzy and fell over once)

Once she's accepted reality and is either unwilling or unable to fight him on it any more, she's put into bed and stays there. Zevran is likely to join her as well, equal parts wanting to make certain she doesn't try to push herself too much as well as liking the excuse of taking some time to lounge in bed together. When she finally sleeps he'll slip away, and by the time she's awake again there's sets of vials from her brother waiting on the bedside table along with a pitcher of cold water, tea and something gentle on her stomach to eat that he's found on offer at the tavern. Much as Zev enjoys cooking, he tends to be heavy handed with the spices, and that doesn't bode well for a sick stomach.

[phlebasphoenician]

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

ohh ☕️ Coffee Shop Au for Madara/Hashriama

ooooh! Okay this is a fun one!

I think Hashirama would be the most silly, but also unintentionally flirty barista ever. His coffee would taste like heaven, but he's forever sticking his foot in his mouth - yet it's done in such a genuinely nice way that people don't get mad at him about it.

Tobirama is endlessly baffled by this - he insists it's magic.

And he's right.

It is.

Because every cup that Hashirama makes lifts people up and brings a little bit of good into their lives - he lives to help people. In turn, when he touches them, he gets a little bit of information about them. It's often garbled and hard to interpret, but he gets them in a way most people don't.

It also makes him a fantastic matchmaker - if he touches two people that he knows will fit, he'll try and bring them together.

But Hashirama has one customer who always comes to the shop, but never drinks the coffee.

Madara is a tea person, and he always asks for just the tea leaves and a pot of hot water. He steeps it himself, everything.

Now how is Hashirama supposed to work magic with that?

He's a coffee guy! All of his teas are store bought! What! Madara wants to drink that stuff when Hashirama is right here offering the best coffee ever????

He doesn't get it.

Until the day when Madara orders the tiniest cup of espresso, touches his hand for the first time, and says...

"I've been looking for you."

And Hashirama knows that he's found the man of his dreams.

4 notes - Posted September 10, 2022

#4

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms, 10 Tags

Thank you for the tag @heyitswrenn!

Naruto - Tobirama

Hikaru no Go - Tōya Akira

Pet Shop of Horrors - D

Inception - Arthur

The Witcher - Jaskier

The Lord of the Rings - Éowyn

The Hobbit - Bilbo Baggins

The Authority - Jenny Sparks

Old Kingdom - Lirael Goldenhand

X-Men - Mystique

Tagging (but only if you want to play!) @artbythedarkside, @momo-ceros, @shinigami-mine, @swiftfrost, @mooshi-png, @woofgang69, @heyitswrenn, @silverutahraptor, @greyduckgreygoose, @awfulloneliness

4 notes - Posted September 4, 2022

#3

Can you put a link of your masterlist?

I can indeed! It’s my AO3 profile.

I’m afraid I don’t post my works anywhere else, even Tumblr only gets snippets. 😅

I try to keep things relatively tidy there by organising them into different series, so you might find that a useful guide. With 160 stories, I know picking through all of them can get a little much! Let me know if you’d like a generalised summary of what I’ve written to date, I’m always happy to talk about my writing.

However, if you prefer Tumblr and you’d like to keep up to date with my writing - and my writing only - I do have a sideblog for that - Phlebas Writes.

And, if you’d like to watch me write in real time, then you are very welcome to join my server on discord! 💚

6 notes - Posted May 14, 2022

#2

Fic Rec!

I highly recommend Snapdragon and Crane by the astounding @good-grievance​.

It’s a beautiful, lyrical story about the difference between being a good shinobi and a good person, and the long slow journey to peace.

6 notes - Posted April 18, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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[ransprang]

Hey there, this is for the prompts special you guys are doing. Could I get the first one, oh, there's only one bed for Zuko from atla pls.

Thank you.

Your doing great guys. And congratulations on 100 followers:)

hey thank you so much <3 i'm so glad someone finally requested Zuko, he's so cute!!

100 follower event~ N/SFW

Zuko x reader: oh no, there's only one bed

- You are part of the avatar gang and are traveling with them. Zuko has recently joined you guys and the gang is slowly warming up to him.

- You had been getting along with everyone pretty well. And after Zuko joined you realised you actually have the most in common with him. You two became pretty close friends and would talk quite often.

- Your platonic feelings became replaced with romantic ones overtime when you watched Zuko teach Aang how to fire bend.

- One night, Zuko noticed that his fire bending powers have significantly weakened. He decides to train and increase his power. While practicing his fire bending, he accidentally sets fire to everyone's belongings. Luckily Katara was able to put out the fire before the damage was severe. Turns out only Zuko's tent was damaged in the fire.

- Everyone decides that Zuko will sleep in Sokka's tent tonight and they'll go get a new one for Zuko tomorrow. They all go to bed for the night.

- Zuko lets Sokka get settled in first, opting instead to gaze at the stars with you in companionable silence.

- Once you turn in for the night, Zuko walks into Sokka's tent to find Sokka sprawled across the entire tent. Zuko tries moving him over to try and find some space but the jostling only yields in Sokka's cock slipping out. It resembles a shriveled raisin and Zuko mutters, "That's rough, buddy." and leaves the tent to report to you his findings.

- You're surprised to find the crown prince at your tent at this time of the night. You look at him questioningly and he shrugs shyly and starts babbling about raisins. You sigh and invite him in thinking it can't be helped. You figure it was too much to ask Zuko to share a bed with Sokka no matter how friendly they had become.

- Suddenly it crosses your mind that there is only one mattress in your tent. You look over at Zuko and it seems that he has realised this too based on the redness on his face (no not his scar, he is blushing).

- You get a bit flustered thinking about how you're going to be sharing the same mattress with a great and handsome guy like Zuko. After a small awkward silence Zuko offers to sleep on the floor.

- Right when he's starting to move his body towards the floor you grab a hold of his shirt to stop him. "It's gonna be hard for you to sleep on the floor, let's just share the mattress. We're friends after all, it's fine." you say with a smile on your blushing face.

- You sit on the mattress and pat the small space next to you. Zuko joins you but refuses to look at you. You put the blanket over the two of you and lie down thinking if you act like everything is normal then maybe he'll feel more comfortable.

- Zuko eventually lies down next to you. Your backs are touching each other and you can feel the warmth emanating from him. It feels so strange to be in such close proximity to him. You both are really good friends but you've never been this physically close to him.

- A few minutes pass and you feel Zuko moving around a bit. You hear him whisper "Uh hey y/n.. are you asleep?". "No I can't sleep for some reason."

- A few seconds pass. He whispers again "Maybe this isn't the right time to say this, but thank you for everything you've done for me. All my life it's been so hard for me to be accepted by others. Yet you accepted me and made me feel so welcomed even though we've known each other for a short amount of time." You feel and hear him move around again, this time he flipped over and your back is pressing against his chest. "You mean a lot to me y/n".

- You flip around as well now your chest is pressed against his. You look into his eyes and see a very tender and loving gaze staring at you. You reply, "You mean a lot to me too Zuko. Meeting you has made my days livelier than they used to be."

- Both of you are staring into each others eyes, and Zuko's eyes flutter back and forth between your lips and your eyes. Taking the hint, you close your eyes and lean forward planting a gentle kiss on his lips. He reciprocates a little sloppily, but lovingly.

- He wraps his arms around your waist, while one of yours is on his shoulder and the other is in his soft hair. Your chests are so close, the tent feels like it's getting hotter and you feel something hard pressing against your stomach.

- One of your hands roam downwards and palms his member. Zuko lets out a moan and starts paying attention to your neck. The heat in the tent increases and you're sweating even more.

- Now that his attention is on your neck you open your eyes slightly to get a peek. As your eyes open you see red all around you. Your tent is on fire.

- Holy shit your tent is on fire. You see small fire sparks on the surface of Zuko's body. He had been producing fire without realising it. You push a very puzzled Zuko off of you and open the entrance to the tent. You grab his arm and get him out of there with you.

- You both watch the fire grow bigger and bigger while holding hands. Katara awakened by the smell of smoke puts the fire out once more and goes back to bed.

- Zuko and you cuddle and fall asleep on the ground upon the ashes where your tent was.

your bed lover,

admin sar