what would you do if you wake up one day and you see a mammoth in the kitchen cooking waffles with bacon and you go up to greet it and it runs away through your window destroying it and you eat the waffles and it tastes like the best thing you have ever eaten in your entire life so you put on a wizard costume and cry inside your bathtub and then you hear a noise from inside the sink and the mammoth comes out from the sink and hugs you
This is such a hyper specific question poupou. I think I would be upset it broke my windows and destroyed my house, but I would accepts it’s hug and apology
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hi. i made some images.
feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required
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“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me
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the issue with shipping aro/ace characters isn't putting them into relationships, it's the fact that no one adds how their sexuality impacts the relationship at large. And how it'll always be different from your average romantic relationship in some way.
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would you still love me if i was rendered in increasingly abstract ways to imply my progressing sense of disconnection from humanity
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interested in sex the same way you can be a sports fan without ever playing a single sport
*reading absolute filth and humming thoughtfully* fascinating.
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4 and 38 for this ask game !!
4. What’s an inside joke you have with friends or family?
“Ain’t you Nathaniel gender baby!”
38. Fave song at the moment?
UGH THIS ONE IS SO HARD
I’m going to give three because I can’t pick just one .
1 is Tear you apart by she wants revenge. 2 is Hank by Friendship, and 3 is 103 by the Kills
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Wrightworth isn't even a ship to me at this point I'm sure they got married off-screen
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comic I did last year that I thought was too self indulgent to post ever anywhere but .... here we r...
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