#Adele Rose

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as tweets

[aliavian]

A few random interaction ideas between Teams RWBY and CFVY in Vacuo. 🥰

[howlingday]

Winter: He's a soldier.

Yang: A cowboy.

Raven: A knight.

Cinder: An asshole.

Blake: A terribly complicated man.

Ruby: Probably the easiest person to understand.

Tyrian: A riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped inside an enigma~!

Nora: A real-real, no play, son of a bitch~!

Robyn: A true huntsman.

Mercury: He's a killer.

Jessica: A pretty good kisser.

Velvet: A man too good for his own good.

Neo: (Sighs, Shrugs)

Flynt: A damn hard target.

Coco: A damn good leader, even if he doesn't think it.

Emerald: The scariest guy I have ever met, and I've met Tyrian!

Cardin: The SECOND best huntsman from Ansel~.

Yatsuhashi: A thoroughly untrustworthy fellow who I'd trust with my life any day of the week.

Neptune: A terrible swimmer you wouldn't want to meet.

Fox: He's kind of an ass.

Sun: He's a damn cheater is what he is!

Russel: Talk about your laugh riots!

Qrow: Someone who knows where he's going, and he knows how to get there.

Marrow: A wet rat. He smells EXACTLY like a wet rat.

Weiss: I don't know if I'll ever get married because every time I meet someone, I can't help but compare them to him. And there's no way they could ever measure up.

Oscar: He never told me what he was like when he was my age. As far as I can tell, he's never told ANYONE. But there's something to him that makes me feel like he's been where I'm at right now; where you're not sure of who you are or what you're doing, but you just know you have to do it. He's gotten used to taking a life just as much as life has been taken away from him. And that's why I think he's the greatest huntsman I've ever met.

Ren: He's a man I know better than any other man alive, but I'll be damned if he doesn't find a new way to surprise me. And seldom is it in a good way.

Ozpin: I could tell you what I know of the man. Things I imagine few others do. But I must admit, I'm far more interested in what YOU have to say. So please, Miss Lavender, if you don't mind...

Ozpin: What do YOU think of Jaune Arc?

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Jaune: They're all wrong, you know. Every single one of them.

Jaune: Well, except for Neptune. I can't swim to save my life.

Lisa: Okay, then why don't you tell me yourself... WHO IS JAUNE ARC?

Jaune: I... can't really say.

Lisa: Can't or won't?

Jaune: Can't.

Lisa: Why not?

Jaune: Because I don't know. The only thing I can say for sure about Jaune Arc is...

Jaune: He's a work in progress.

[everyones-berry]

Ruby and her harem that she doesn't know how to handle

[arc-misadventures]

Team JNGR

Where Glynda Goodwitch replaced, Pyrrha Nikos as, Jaune Arc's partner.

~~~

Jaune: Okay... Locker six one nine... six one nine, six one...? Wait? Six one nine...? Upside down it says nine one six?! Is that my actual locker?!

: There are only seven hundred lockers here; Your locker is most six one nine.

Jaune: There are? Oh, then that should be my locker. Thank you...?

: Glynda, Glynda Goodwitch.

Jaune: Jaune Arc short sweet, and the ladies love it~!

Glynda: Do they now?

Jaune: Haha ha haa... No.. But... Well... I hope they will...

Glynda: Well... I wish you the best of luck then.

Jaune: Ha! I'll be using all my luck so I don't die today~!

Glynda: Your enthusiasm while saying that is quite concerning.

Jaune: I hate my life.

Glynda: Noted.

~~~

Jaune: Whoa... That was close. Thanks for the sa... Oh, hi, Glynda!

Glynda: Hello, Jaune. So since I've saved you, does that mean all your luck is used up?

Jaune: Yeah, but there is some good news.

Glynda: That you're not dead?

Jaune: Yeah, well... there's that. But, you stole my luck, and we're now partners! I've got a good luck charm walking around with me now! I'm happy to have you, Lady Luck!

Glynda: Never call me that again, or I'll string you up like a pinata.

Jaune: Okay.

Glynda: Good. So... where are we supposed to go now?

Jaune: Well...

(BOOM!)

Jaune: Towards the sound the sound of gunfire?

Glynda: Alright.

~~~

Ozpin: And, for collecting the, Queen chess pieces, I present to you, Team JNGR, lead by, Jaune Arc.

Jaune: What?

Glynda: Congratulations, Jaune.

Jaune: Uhh... Thanks... Can I have my luck back, Glynda? Cause, I'm going to need it.

Glynda: No.

Jaune: Why not?

Glynda: Because, I'm going to need it to deal with her.

Nora: Whoo! Team JNGR! Let's celebrate with a mountain of pancakes!

Jaune: So she's a little hyper active, that's not going to be a problem.

Glynda: I doubt that...

~~~

: Hello everyone~! I'm Pyrrha Nikos~! I will be your combat instructor~! Let's all get along together, and learn our best with one another's help~!

Jaune: Okay... I'm scared now.

Ren: Why?

Jaune: I have seven sisters, so I know when a woman has a sinister smile. That lady there will rip out your spine, and beat you to death with it!

Ren: That doesn't seem physically possible.

Jaune: But, she could do it with a smile on her face!

Glynda: What? How could you say that?! Don't you know who that is?!

Jaune: Nope.

Glynda: That's Pyrrha Nikos! Seven Time Minstrel Champion! Won the Vytal Festival for, Beacon Academy four Years in a row! Is still on the box of, Pumpkin Pete Cereal since she was a teenager! Does any of that ring a bell?!

Jaune: No, no, and no.

Glynda: What?! You had Pumpkin Pete Cereal this morning, how couldn't you know it was her?!

Ren: To be fair, the girl on the box is a teenager, not a...

Jaune: A mature elegant woman who is a skilled. and seasoned huntress~!

Ren: What, no I was going to say an old lady. Why did you say that?!

Jaune: Ren?! You fool, you've doomed us all!

Ren: What? I'm just pointing out that she's an old laaaaaaaaaaa...?!

(Thud!)

Ren: OW! What was...? Uh oh...

Pyrrha: Hello, Mr. Ren~!

Ren: H-Hi...

Pyrrha: Thank you for volunteering for a one-on-one bought with me, Mr. Ren.

Ren: B-But, I didn't volunteer for anything?!

Pyrrha: Don't worry, Mr. Ren... This old lady will take good care of you! Now hurry up, and get you gear so we may start~!

Ren: Y-Yes, Ma'am!

Jaune: Haa... Ren you absolute fool... You never comment about a ladies age.

Glynda: Oh? Words of experience?

Jaune: I have seven sisters, I know how old they all are, and I know they will kill me if I mention anything about it. Just like how you would kill me if I mentioned anything about it too!

Glynda: What?! Do you seriously think I would do something like that?

Jaune: Yes.

Glynda: What?!

Nora: You can be rather scary at times, Glyn-Glyn.

Glynda: Glyn-Glyn?!

~~~

Jaune: Hey, Ren.

Ren: Hey, Jaune.

Jaune: Have you seen, Glynda? We've got a group project we need to work on, and I want to get ahead start.

Ren: She's in the shower. She said she got rather dirty from her training spar with, Yang.

Jaune: Ahh okay.

Jaune: ...?

Jaune: Where's, Nora?

Ren: She's...? She was just here?

Jaune: Ren, that's a sentence I never want to hear again.

Ren: What? Why are you saying that?

Jaune: Three... Two... One...

Glynda: GAHHH?! NORA?!

Jaune: And, there it is.

Glynda: Nora, get out of here!

Nora: What why can we girls shower together?

Glynda: Get out!

Nora: Come on we can wash each other backs, and compare breast sizes.

Glynda: We will not do such a thing!

Jaune: Okay, Ren we're leaving!

Ren: Ahh come on, we can just put our headphones on, and...

Nora: Ohh~! G-Cup? Nice~!

Glynda: NORA?!!

Jaune: WE'RE GOING NOW!!!

Ren: Whoa, hey?!

~~~

Jaune: Glynda, can I have my 'luck' back?

Glynda: What happened this time.

Jaune: I tried asking, Weiss out to the dance we're having.

Glynda: And?

Jaune: She laughed in my face...

Glynda: She what? You didn't use the guitar did you...?

Jaune: No, you broke it after, Nora used it to wake you up.

Glynda: Oh... Well... She deserved it, she woke me up at three in the morning.

Jaune: I'm not angry at you.

Jaune: Anymore...

Jaune: I'm just pointing it out that you broke it.

Glynda: Okay... So why did, Weiss laugh at you?

Jaune: "Hahaha~! You seriously think someone such as me would ever go out on a date with someone like you?! Hahaha~!"

Glynda: ...

Glynda: S-Seriously...?

Jaune: Yep.

Glynda: That's horrible.

Jaune: I've had worse.

Glynda: You've had worse?!

Jaune: Been stood up. Been cheated on. Had drinks thrown on my face. I was used as a, Trojan Horse to get to my sisters. And, been laughed at.

Glynda: Seriously...?

Jaune: Girls often say that the worse thing that can happen is that the girl say is, 'no.' Girls don't understand how vicious they can be...

Glynda: Well... I'm sorry to hear that...

Jaune: Ahh... whatever... I guess I'll have to ask someone else.

Glynda: Oh, so... who are you going to ask?

Jaune: I don't know... Maybe, Yang?

Glynda: If you want to... You could go with me?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Y-You want to be my date at the school dance?

Glynda: N-N-N-No! J-Just your dancing partner! It's... it's not a date...

Jaune: Oh well... Thanks! I'd like that, Glynda. Even if we're teammates, it's still better than flying solo.

Glynda: Yeah... Solo...

~~~

Ruby: Hi, Jaune!

Jaune: Hey, Rubes.

Ruby: How are you doing, Jaune?

Jaune: I'm fine, just waiting on my dancing partner. What about you, you look like you're about to fall over.

Ruby: I AM?! Weiss forced me to wear these silly lady stilts! I can barely walk in these...?! These?! Torture shoes?!!

Jaune: You just need to wear them more, and break them in.

Ruby: NEVER!

Jaune: Pff haha!

Ruby: So, you have a date? Who!

Jaune: Well, no I don't have a date. But, Glynda said she'd be my partner at the dance, so... dancing partner.

Ruby: Sounds like a date.

Jaune: It... It does...

Ruby: Then why are you say you're waiting for your date, but waiting for your, 'dancing partner.'

Jaune: We're teammates, partners. I don't want to mess up our bound by making it... romantic.

Ruby: That... makes sense.

Jaune: Yeah, so viewing things in this light will prevent such things from happening!

Jaune: That is until I see her in her dress...

Ruby: What are you talking abooooooooooo...?

Glynda: H-Hey, Jaune.

Ruby: How can they...? How is it...?

Jaune: How... Glynda you look... you look gorgeous.

Glynda: T-Thank you, Jaune. You look good yourself.

Jaune: Aww come on, I'm just wearing my school uniform, you're the one dressed like a queen.

Glynda: Oh?! Well... S-Shall we head to the dance floor now?

Jaune: Shall we then, Lady Luck?

Glynda: What did I say about calling me that?

Jaune: Just let me have this one.

Glynda: Oh alright.

Ruby: ...

Ruby: Are they secretly dating, or what?

Nora: No, but by the end of the school I'll make sure they are!

Ruby: Oh. Need a hand with that?

Nora: Yes!

~~~

Glynda: I'm sorry, Miss Nikos! We tried to stop, Nora but she was too fast!

Pyrrha: I am accustomed, thanks to my coworkers... to dealing with caffeine highs. However, I have never seen one as destructive as this one.

Glynda: Ah ha... yeah that's...

Pyrrha: Miss Goodwitch.

Glynda: Yes, Ma'am?

Pyrrha: Please use your semblance to clean up this mess, I will deal with, Miss Valkyrie.

Glynda: Yes, Ma'am!

Pyrrha: This is the fourth times, Miss Valkyrie has caused such an... incident. I have already told your team leader, Mr. Arc to keep an eye on her. Do make sure that this doesn't happen again.

Glynda: Yes, Ma'am!

Pyrrha: Good, now if you'll excuse me.

Glynda: ...

Glynda: GRRR!

Glynda: This is ridiculous! Every time, Nora goes on one of her caffeine, sugar high destruction sprees I'm the one getting in trouble! And, being told to fix it as well! What am, I her mother?! I'm too young to be a mother!

Jaune: You'd be one hell of a milf then.

Glynda: What?

Jaune: What?

~~~

Glynda: Ow! Owowowow!

Jaune: Hang on, hang on... I got you.

Glynda: Ahh shit... fucking, Chimera's...

Jaune: You're okay, you're okay, I've got you.

Glynda: I fuck up...

Jaune: No, no you didn't.

Glynda: I should have watched my footing otherwise I wouldn't have fallen down like that...

Jaune: No, it's no one fault. We took down the, Chimera we just didn't think the landing would be so violent. We all got knocked over, so you twisted your ankle that's no biggy.

Glynda: A sprained ankle broke my aura!

Jaune: Which is why I am giving my dear partner a piggyback ride until we reach the evac ship.

Glynda: I-I can walk, you don't have to do this!

Jaune: Only if you want to break it.

Glynda: But, I...?!

Jaune: Glyn... I'm your partner... please let me do this for you.

Glynda: Oh... Okay...

Jaune: Alright, lets get going then.

Glynda: T-Thank you, Jaune...

Jaune: Think nothing of it, Glyn.

Glynda: But, don't say anything about my breasts pushing against your back...

Jaune: Hmm? Did you say something?

Glynda: NOTHING!

~~~

Nora: Whoo! You did it! We're in the finals!

Jaune: Thanks guys. That was a tough one.

Ren: You okay, Glynda?

Glynda: Yeah... just realizing that I still have a lot to learn.

Nora: So, Jaune, are you ready to take the championship trophy for, Team JNGR!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: What?

Ren: You'll be fighting the in the finals for, Team JNGR. Didn't we tell you that?

Jaune: No?!

Ren: Oh... Well you are.

Jaune: Why me?! I thought we agreed to send, Glynda to fight in the finals, not me?

Nora: I have no memory of such a thing.

Ren: Well, that was the plan, but...

Glynda: I barely held my own out there. I'm not nearly as good at close quarters combat as I need to be to win this. You're the best duelist in our team, if anyone of us can do it, it's you, Jaune.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Haa... Okay... Okay, I'll do it.

Nora: Yay!

Ren: We're counting on you, Jaune!

Jaune: More like dodging responsibility...

~~~

Jaune: Okay... any moment now...

Glynda: Are you nervous, Jaune?

Jaune: What? What, I'm not nervous at all! I'm just bearing all the weight, and expectations of our team to win this competition! I'm not. I'm not nervous at all?!

Glynda: Jaune, Jaune! Look at me... You can do this. Okay? You can do this! You are a brave, wise, and tactically minded person. If anyone can win this for us, it's you, Jaune.

Jaune: I just... Ughhh.... I'm not someone who does these competitions. I've never had any good luck with these things before. I always loose, at best I do is third place. So... I can't help, but be nervous of all of this. I'll do it! But... Gods I am so nervous!

Glynda: Oh well... would you like some luck...?

Jaune: Pff... Even if you gave me my luck back, I don't think I'll be able to win this with my luck.

Glynda: What if... What if I gave you some of my luck too?

Jaune: Ohh? What's this? Lady Luck is gracing me with her divine presence?

Glynda: Lady Luck?

Jaune: Oh crap! That's right, you threatened to hang me up like a pinata, and beat me with a stick!

Glynda: I didn't threaten to beat you up with a stick!

Jaune: You threatened to tie me up like a pinata, the being hit with a stick was implied!

Glynda: Oh well... I... I.. I don't really mind if you call me, Lady Luck...

Jaune: You... You don't?

Glynda: Only if its you! I don't mind being your, Lady Luck.

Jaune: O-Oh... Okay... That's umm... T-Thank you, Glynda. Or, rather... My, Lady Luck.

Glynda: Your, Lady~?

Jaune: Oh?! Well that's just...?!

: And, the representative of, Beacon Academy from the legendary Team JNGR in the finals! Jaune Arc!

Jaune: Ahh shit! I gotta get going!

Glynda: Jaune wait!

Jaune: What is it, I got to...?! Mph?!

Glynda: Ta-Aahhh~! For luck~!

Jaune: G-G-Glynda?! You just...?! Your lips?!

: Jaune Arc? Hello?

Jaune: I-I gotta go! But, we're having words after this!

Glynda: Good luck, Jaune~!

Jaune: The fuck is going on?!

Glynda: ...

Glynda: EEEEE~!!!

Glynda: I did it! I did it! I finally did it!

Coco: ...

Glynda: ...

Coco: ...

Glynda: Uhh... H-Hi, Coco... w-what's up?

Coco: You've got a thing for, Bunny Boy eh?

Glynda: Y-Yes...

Coco: Nice.

~~~

Jaune: Whoo! We did it!

Glynda: We won!

Jaune: Vytal Festival Champions!

Glynda: Champions!

Jaune: AH HA!

Jaune: Ahh! Ahh... Uhh...?

Jaune: Glyn? Where's, Nora and Ren?

Glynda: Oh? They're out in the town.

Jaune: When will they be coming back?

Glynda: Some time tomorrow.

Jaune: Tomorrow? But, why aren't they come back here.

Glynda: Because, unlike you, Nora can get a hint.

Jaune: And, that hint is?

Glynda: Ahh... you adorable dork~!

Jaune: What did you just...?! WHAA?! Ooph! Glyn, what are you...?! G-Glynda...?

Glynda: Well? How's this for a hint, Jaune~?

Jaune: Oh Gods...

Jaune: But, why. I know we've said some... flirtatious remarks to one another, but I just thought it was playful banter... You actually like me?

Glynda: Well... I thought you were a bit of a dork, and bumbling idiot when we first met...

Jaune: Fair...

Glynda: But, I got to know you; To see how you act under pressure. How you lead us all into battle. How you will comfort us when we are under stress. I saw a man that I was someone that annoyed me, to someone I liked, to someone I admired, to someone I loved.

Jaune: You love me...?

Glynda: With all my heart.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Well, it's good to hear that...

Glynda: It is...?

Jaune: Yeah, because I love you too, Glynda.

Glynda: Y-You do?!

Jaune: I really do. I never wanted to say anything, or do anything... I-I was scared that if I did anything I would ruin everything we made. I don't think we would do well with four more years of school if we hated each other.

Glynda: That would be quite difficult...

Jaune: But, now that I know my, Lady Luck desires me... I will make sure she knows how deep my devotion is for her...

Glynda: Then show me. My, Viliant Knight~!

Jaune: As you desire my, Lady Luck~!

~~~

Epilogue

~~~

Yang: So, Goldie~!

Glynda: Yang?

Yang: So you, and lover boy finally got together?

Glynda: Yeah?

Yang: So tell, how luck...?!

Glynda: If the next words out of your mouth mention anything about me being my boyfriends, Lady Luck, and involves the word, 'lucky.' I will hang you upside down, and dunk your hair into a vat of neon green hair dye. Understood?

Yang: ...

Yang: O-Okay...

Glynda: Good.

Blake: But, how big is he?

Glynda: Okay, neon pink for you.

Blake: W-W-Wait... NO?!

///

I did it! Glynda, and Jaune just like I said. @lar-mx

[juanarc-thethird]

Sorry but I already have plans.

Jaune: *Eating breakfast*

Suddenly Team Rwby arrives for breakfast too.

Yang: Oh but look who decided to wake up early for once.

Jaune: I would have preferred a "Good morning"

Yang: Sorry~

Ruby: Since we found you here. We were thinking of going with everyone to check out that new Ramen restaurant that opened up by the park. Do you want to go?

Jaune: Sorry but I already have plans.

Weiss: Don't tell me, a new game came out.

Jaune: *Ugh!* (Not good! If this keeps up, they will think I'm an adult who act like a man child! I must act like a proper adult here...) Well... Actually... *Gulp* I'm going on a date.

At that moment all the girls of Team Rwby went numb.

Jaune: Well... I have to go so... SeeYouLater! *Runs away*

Moments later

Jaune is walking down the road, feeling a big pressure on his shoulders.

Jaune: (They're totally following me...)

Behind hime Team Rwby is watching him closely while trying, and I mean really trying, to keep themselves hidden.

Jaune: (What should I do? At this rate they'll think I lied out of a bizarre sense of pride. They'll see me as a pathetic adult!. But I still want to buy that game... and besides, I don't even have a date.)

At that moment he bumps into someone.

Jaune: Oh, sorry... Prof Goodwitch?

Glynda: Oh Jaune, what a surprise to find you here.

Meanwhile

In the kitchen today it's Penny, Pyrrha, Bleiss and Ciel's turn to clean.

Bleiss: *Jumping over and over again* Why can't I clean Jaune's mug?!

Pyrrha: *Holding the cup as high as possible* Because you’ll end up licking it!

Bleiss: Of course not!

Ciel: Can you two stop?! The faster we finish, the more time you'll have to spend with Jaune.

Suddenly Penny starts vibrating like a cell phone.

Penny: Emergency. Jaune is not available at the moment.

Ciel: What do you mean?

Penny: According to the information gathered, Jaune is on a date.

Ciel/Bleiss/Pyrrha: DATE?!!!

Meanwhile Meanwhile

In the evil's lair (Service Closet). Cinder is on the phone while Neo and Emerald are resting.

Cinder: Are you saying someone broke the truce?!

Neo: 🤨

Emerald: What happen?

Cinder: And on top of that Jaune is on a DATE?!!

At that moment the three of them become serious and begin to prepare to fight.

Cinder: That bitch is gonna pay.

Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile

In a cafeteria, Neo, Reese, May and Arslan are having coffee.

*Ring, Ring!*

Neon: Hi Bleiss, were you able to get Jaune's mug?

Bleiss: Forget the mug! Code Red! Code RED!!

Neon: What are you talking about?

Bleiss: Glynda is on a date with Jaune right now!

At that moment the atmosphere became dark and heavy. And the faces of the four girls became serious.

Neon: I see

Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile

At the park

Coco: *Sitting on a bench* What a nice day

Velvet: *Running towards Coco* Coco! Coco! Coco!!!

Coco: Wow! Calm down, what happen?

Velvet: Something terrible just happen!

Coco: *Worry* What is it?!

Velvet: Jaune is on a date with Glynda!

Coco: *Her eyes turned dark and soulless*... Excuse me?

Back with Jaune

Glyda and Jaune are walking together to their destination.

Glynda: So you're on your way to buy a game?

Jaune: Y-Yeah. (Is she going to judge me because I play video games?)

Glynda: It's good that you have a method to de-stress after your missions.

Jaune: You don't think it's bad to play video games at my age?

Glynda: Why should I? Everyone has their own methods, for me it's knitting, believe it or not. So I don't see anything wrong with you playing video games.

Jaune: *Hugs her* Professor!!!

Glynda: *Worry* Jaune?!

In the distance you could hear the voice of a very angry girl.

Bleiss: Code Black! CODE BLACK!!!

[craziechwiv]

Ren: *Walks over to where Jaune's workout at* Hey Jaune, I got a question for you.

Jaune: *Finishing a pushup before getting up* Hm? What's up Ren?

Ren: *Looks at the card given to him, then back up at Jaune* First off, I'm so sorry.

Jaune: Huh?

Ren: Which do you prefer; Breasts, Ass, Thighs, Affection, Personality, or all of the above?

Jaune: ....Why-

Ren: *Whispers* Look at the entrance but don't make it obvious.

Jaune: *Looks over to see team RWBY+ others watching them * Ah...you got a pen?

~~~~~~~~~~

Ren: Alright I got your answers.

Weiss: Well, what are you waiting for?! Hurry up and read them!

Ren: Right, right. The answers are. Breasts-

Yang: HAH I KNEW IT!

Ren: Breasts go to Yang.

Yang: Wait what?

Ren: Thighs go to Ruby or Harriet.

Ruby: Huh?! Why not only me?!

Harriet: Hehe, you're not the only one with 'squish' rosebud.

Ren: Ass goes to Blake or Coco.

Coco: Damn right it does!

Blake: Okay I can understand Coco, but why me also?

Yang: Cuz that 'cake' you got us lethal of choking someone out!

Blake: *Flustered* Yang!

Ren: Affection is Nora or Velvet

Nora: Aww yeah! Up top Bunny!

Velvet: *High fives Nora back* Woo!

Ren: Personality is Weiss.

Weiss: He- He couldn't think of anything else?!

Ren: Trust me, it was either you or Jessica.

Weiss: I- erm...fine. I'll take it, but I won't be happy.

Ruby: So that's everyone right?

Ren: Not quite.

Weiss: Huh? What else is there?

Ren: And all of the above is...Penny.

RWBY+RNCVH: *They all turn to face Penny*

Penny: *Waves at them* 😁

Ruby: Yeah, I can see why.

Yang: No contest there.

Velvet: She's adorable even without trying...

Harriet: A tactical genius through and through.

Weiss: I guess I can take the loss at that.

Nora: Yeah...so Renny no hard feelings about, 'all this', right?

Ren: Oh of course. More so over what Jaune named me.

Nora: What are you?

Ren: Bromance option one.

[sirazaroff]

We are SO fuckin back

Original by @/soup-erb

[larvamars]

«it's a date, then?»

[howi99]

A Knight second chance 9

Blake: *glaring daggers at Jaune*

Ren: ... Jaune, what did you do?

Jaune: *shrug* I stated the obvious. *Point to the cat ears* It's not like she even TRIED hiding her identity. *Doing a little wave at her, with a smile*

Blake: *looking furious*

Ren: ... But why the antagonisms?

Jaune: If i told you it keeps her from thinking about running away from here, you'd believe me?

Ren: ... Does it have anything to do with what happened at the docks?

Jaune: ... No?

___________________________________________

Team RWBY: *arriving at the docks after Blake was "forced" to explained her backstory to her team*

Blake: What the-

Jaune: *speaking with one of the White Fang which is already in handcuffs* Oh don't get me wrong, i don't like the SDC one bit, but-

Ruby: *perplexed to see her friend here* Jaune?

Jaune: *turning to see them* Oh, hey gang!

Yang: *looking at the bunch of White Fangs being arrested by the police* What... Happened here?

Jaune: *shrug* They tried stealing a shipment of Dust. And hey, i'm the first person to say that the SDC suck-

Weiss: Hey!

Jaune: *smiling* Weiss, your father is the main reason why Vacuo is dirt poor. And they refuse to send dust to Menagerie.

Weiss: *pointing at the faunus on the ground* Because of them!

Blake: *frowning at Weiss*

Weiss: *rolling her eyes* The terrorist, not the faunus.

Jaune: *taking a pamphlet from his pocket* Actually, the embargo debuted BEFORE the White Fang was even a thing. So it's totally because of segregation, Weiss.

Weiss: B-but-

Jaune: *cuting her with a smile* Anyway, that's not important for now. What's important is that the situation was de-escalated and that nobody was hurt.

Blake: How!?

Jaune: ... I called the authorities? *Shaking his head* Blake, they are civilians, not trained soldiers. Heck, it wasn't even hard to explain to them that if they cooperated, they wouldn't be tried as terrorists, but as thieves.

Black: *who had a "perfect" speach ready* Uh!?

Grunt: ... He also knocked out most of our heavy hitters while WALKING to them with a smile. And we were shooting him! So uh... Yeah, we aren't dealing with that.

Yang: That's badass.... *Smirk* And frightening.

Jaune: *Sigh* It also hurts like a bitch. *Chuckle* I wouldn't recommend it. *Picking up one of the guns* The only reason it worked was because they were using subsonic ammunitions of 9mm.

Grunt: *sigh* The guy, Roman, said it was for discretion. If it wasn't of that, we would have been fine.

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Ren: You did steal her moment, no?

Jaune: *shrug* Meh, it's not like that's going to be the last time... Also, duck.

Ren: *perplexed* Duck? *Get hit behind the head by a creampie Blake tried to throw at Jaune* !?

Silence in the cafeteria

Nora: *jumping on the table* I'LL AVENGE YOU! *Throwing a fish at Yang by mistake* Oops...

Yang: *her semblance activating with a grin* FOOD WAR!!!

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Velvet: *under a table with Coco and Russel* You want Coco expertise?

Russel: Yeah!

Coco: ... Your team did bully V, why should i help you?

Velvet: *frowning* Coco, Russel's a good guy. And even the rest of his team aren't really that bad. *Sigh* Cardin was mainly angry because the white fang kept attacking his mother's store.

Coco: ... *Sigh* You are too good, V. *Looking at Russel* What do you want?

Russel: W-well, i-

Dove: *taking cover* Oh, hi you Velvet. You were still interested in coming to the arcade with us?

Velvet: *smiling* Hey Dove and yes! But i was wondering if my team could come?

Dove: Don't see why not. *Cardin falls next to him* Hey big guy, Velvet wants to know if she can bring her friends with her to the arcades?

Cardin: *shaking off the food from his head* Uh? *Looking at Velvet with a slight blush* Oh uh, yeah, sure. *Picking up a plate as a shield, going back into the melee*

Dove: *looking for a "weapon", picking up a breadstick and following his leader*

Coco: uh... They do seem a lot nicer. *Looking back at Russel* So back to my help.

Russel: *picking up invitations to a nice restaurant from his pocket* W-well i was planning to ask my girlfriend out, but i don't really have anything nice to wear and-

Coco: Say less, i'll help you out.

Russel: *smiling* Thank you! Now if you excuse me *picking food for the fight* My team needs me! *Leave the cover to follow his friends*

Coco: ... By the way, the big guy totally has a crush on you.

Velvet: Pfft, Cardin? That's ridiculous!

Coco: Uh-huh, if you say so.

[blessedsage99]

i've been thinking about The Weeping Hearts like all week ungh

friendship w weiss and coco was so peak im literally never recovering

some implied whiterose and crosshares... as a treat ofc.... dies

[razorblade180]

Actor AU6

Ruby:You know what’s funny about filming a movie where you’re aged up? *steps aside*

Summer:*in DC costume* Sup.

Ruby:I wonder how many people are going to notice the difference.

Summer:They’ll know it’s me when the acting improves.

Ruby:Wow!

xxxxxxx

Blake:Excuse me ma’am. Where’s the bathroom?

Yang:Oh it’s just…*flexes bicep* That way to the left.

Blake:Haha, why thank you.

Yang:There’s also one to the…*flexes tricep* right over here.

Nora:Stop it before you pull something you dork.

xxxxxx

Interviewer: So, Yang Xiao Long, fans have noticed you got a few gains for this movie.

Yang:Yep! Never again haha!

Interviewer:What? Why not.

Weiss:She was such a baby off set.

Yang:Mad respect for personal trainers and gym enthusiasts. I like to feel a burn but I missed my arms not being sore. Adam would literally be nice enough to make me oatmeal and I’d just look at sadly because I don’t want to lift the spoon.

Interviewer:Was it as painful for the rest of you?

Blake:I actually think I like protein shakes now and that’s deeply upsetting.

Weiss:I’ve always lived the gym life. They wanted more squats so I gave them more squats.

xxxxxx

Ruby:*sitting sadly*

Superman:*sits beside her* It seems you have a lot on your mind?

Ruby:A lot has changed since we last met; big changes. Atlas fell, my sister and I got into a fight, now we’re here and…Jessica keeps asking about Jaune.

Superman:*tucks lips in* Mmhmm..

Ruby:Like…damn bitch, it was adventure. Let it go.

Crew laughing in the background

Ruby:I got dozens with this guy. Get in line!

xxxxxx

Ozpin:*swinging cane*

Ruby:*getting beaten*

Jessica:*off screen*…I’m actually the director on this episode.

Ruby:*having a panic attack*

Jessica:I wish I was joking. I needed the experience.

xxxxxx

Blake:Guys, I think I know where we are.

Beautiful wide panning shot

Blake:…I think we’re in Candy Land~

Weiss:Fuck ooooffff. *covers face* That was so random! Ahaha!

Yang:Honestly falling from your world into Candy Land sounds more terrifying than a place like Wonderland.

Bloop!

Blake:I think we’re in Wonderland.

Director Roman:Ever After…

Blake:*nods*…I said that so confidently to. Holy hell…

xxxxxx

Jaune:Today I met a little girl who was a RWBY fan. She asked me if there was any way to come back stage to pet Juniper. *bites muffin* I couldn’t tell her that Juniper was a prop.

Neo:So what did you say?

Jaune:I told her I actually don’t get to see him either. Now both of our days are ruined. This job is cruel.

xxxxxx

Pyrrha:Sup guys. It’s me, here to traumatize you again. *flips camera*

Penny:I’m here for the kill assist.

Pyrrha:You think we’ll be in final episode somehow?

Penny:Oh absolutely. I signed up for the role of “Ruby’s friend” and somehow landed “ghost of the narrative” by mistake.

Pyrrha:Saaame! Funny how that works out.

xxxxxx

Weiss:Where are Blake and Yang?

Jaune:Must’ve had bigger things to work out.

Meanwhile on storming bridge

Yang:Bl- what the!?

Adam:*draws sword* THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES!!

Blake:Sorry! The more I tried to not of the worst situation, the harder it got!

Yang:…*looks at camera* Can we keep this?

Roman:No.

Yang:But I want another cool fight!

xxxxxx

Oscar:*getting makeup done*

Penny:Ready to die on screen?

Oscar:Yeah. I took notes from the best.

Penny:So you’ve been looking at me?

Oscar:Whenever I can.

Penny:*giggles*

Coco:Hold still and stop flirting!

xxxxxx

Jabberwok:*crumbles into Neo*

Neo:*finger guns*…..*makes Adam*

Blake:Oh my gooood!

Yang:*grinning* THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES!

Adam:JUST WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR! FACE MEEEEE!

Ruby:At this point you should just put him at the tea party.

Nora:You don’t even canonically know him!

Ruby:But it would be hilarious!

Weiss:What kills me is an army of Adams would probably be more effective than the Jabberwoks.

xxxxx

Ruby:*in a bat suit* This is the secret life option the blacksmith didn’t want to reveal.

Weiss:Ruby calls on quits and chooses Gotham over Remnant.

Blake:Willingly going to Gotham City is crazy. Life is not that bad.

Ruby:I don’t wanna take this off.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Whacked in the head)

Coco: Jaune... How many feet are you from Velvet?

Jaune: Um... Not enough?

Coco: Not enough. Good morning, Bun-Bun.

Velvet: Um, good morning, Coco.

Fox: Don't tell me you're trying to get into the whole "Jaune Harem" thing.

Coco: Of course not! But I don't want Velvet to get involved, either. Whatever is going on around Jaune isn't worth it. Do you know how many girls I've caught climbing around our dorm to get to his?

Jaune: What are you guys talking about?

Velvet: You mean you haven't noticed the large amount of girls crawling around your dorm, both inside AND outside of it?

Jaune: Hm... Well...

Ruby: (Inside the walls) Do you think he's onto us?

Blake: (Inside the ceiling) No! That's impossible! We're masters of stealth!

Pyrrha: (Outside the window) Everyone, shut up and make bird noises! KA-KAW~!

Ruby: UM- UH- M-MOO?

Yang: (Inside the closet) Aw, you totally nailed it, Ruby! You're the best bird! Argh! You're so pretty and smart~!

[rwac96]

Bad Luck Amuck (RWBY Shitpost)

Qrow: *shaking his flask* "Empty. This can't be good."

Ruby: *approaches* "Uncle Qrow, what's wrong?"

Qrow: *exhales* "Ruby, I'm outta whiskey."

Ruby: *smiles* "So, you won't get drunk and be smelly for a while."

Qrow: *serious* "Ruby, do you remember what my Semblance is?"

Ruby: *blinks* "Luck--." *realization* "Oh, fudge."

---

*Yang was riding Bumblebee, until the front wheel suddenly lost a bolt, came loose and the cycle tipped over, causing Yang to be flung across the Valeian street*

Yang: *tossed* "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!"

*Pyrrha and Jaune are sitting at a diner, enjoying an outing and it seems like Jaune leans in to kiss his partner...until Yang crashes in through the window and crash lands on the knight*

Pyrrha: *horrified* "Oh, Gods!" *stands up* "Jaune, Yang--Huh!?"

*Jaune did end up kissing...Yang, who quickly gets up, red-faced*

Jaune: *confused* "YANG?!"

Yang: *blushing* "Oh, Gods! My bike lost a wheel, I wiped out and I got smooched by VB!" *covers her face* "My luck can't get worse than this!"

*Yang is then lifted up by her gauntlets...by an unamused Pyrrrha, brandishing Milo with murderous intent*

Yang: *eyes widened* "It was an accident! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!"

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*Weiss was in a sparring match against Cardin and she was about to fire some Ice Dust until the chamber in Myternaster jammed*

Weiss: *alarmed* "What!?" *presses the trigger again, nothing* "No! Not now!"

Cardin: *tightens his grip on The Executioner* "Perfect!"

*Cardin charged towards Weiss, swinging his mace and landing a devastating blow upon her stomach, hurling her towards the edge of the arena and shattering her Aura*

Weiss: *on the ground* "Ugh! Weapon jammed and beaten by that brute. This can't get any worse--."

Coco: "HEY! Where the hell are her panties?!"

Weiss: *blushes* "WHAT?!" *she quickly tugs her skirt down...accidentally tearing her entire dress off...now naked for all to see* "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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*Blake was sprinting with all of her ability, fleeing from an angry mob as she had lost her bow...her feline ears exposing her Faunus Heritage*

Enraged Valeian: *brandishing a gun* "GET HER! GET THAT ANIMAL!!"

Radicalized Youth: "HANG HER!!" *holding a noose* "I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE!!"

Blake: *running* "I told Ruby I didn't want to dogsit Zwei, and this happens! This can't get any--!"

*Blake bumps into something, no someone...a White Fang Member and their comrades...recognizing Blake, who was now surrounded*

Blake: *tearing up* "N-No...."

WF Grunt: "DEATH TO THE TRAITOR!!"

Radicalized Youth: "KILL HER AND THE OTHER ANIMALS!!"

Blake: *cornered, sobbing* "Brothers, NOOOO!!!"

---

Ruby: *pale* "Oh, no. I gotta warn--UGGHH!!" *she keels over, clutching her stomach* "Oh, Gods!"

Qrow: *alarmed* "RUBY!!"

Ruby: *growing paler* "I think... I think that brownie was worse than bad..."

[arc-misadventures]

The Thoughts on my Mind

Ruby walking towards, Jaune sitting on a bench, his mind lost deep in thought.

Ruby: Hey, Jaune!

Jaune: ...

Ruby: Jaune?

Jaune: ...

Ruby: Jaune!

Jaune: Huw what?! Oh, hi, Ruby. What's up?

Ruby: Are you okay, Jaune? You had this far off gaze in your eyes.

Jaune: Oh... I was... I was lost in thought.

Ruby: Oh, what were you thinking about?

Jaune: Uhhh...?

~~~

Jaune: Damn... Yang has such a toned belly...

Yang:

~~~

Jaune: Well, I was thinking about...

Ruby: About?

~~~

Jaune: Why is, Blake such a tease...?

Blake:

~~~

Jaune: I was thinking about things...

Ruby: What things?

~~~

Jaune: Fuck... Coco looks great when she not even trying!

Coco:

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Jaune: Important things...

Ruby: What important things...

~~~

Jaune: Since when was, Pyrrha dressing so... provocative...?

Pyrrha:

~~~

Jaune: Actually, it's not that important...

Ruby: Then what is it?

~~~

Jaune: I want to paint, Emerald's belly white...

Emerald:

~~~

Jaune: I was thinking...

Ruby: About...?

Jaune: GAH! I'm thinking about my friends sexy toned bellies! Okay?!

Ruby: Y-You were...?!

Jaune: What? Can't a guy enjoy his preferences?!

Ruby: No... well, yes... I don't know?!

Jaune: Okay, it's a kink! You got a problem with that?!

Ruby: No! No, I'm just curious... of... of w-who were you thinking about...?

Jaune: D-Do you seriously want to know that?!

Ruby: Y-Yes...?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Yang, Blake, Coco, Pyrrha, and Emerald... Happy?!

Ruby: Yes...?

Jaune: Haa... Whatever, I'm leaving... You killed my buzz, Ruby... Ya buzz killer!

Ruby: I'm not a buzz killer...

Ruby: ...

Ruby: ...

Ruby pulls out her scroll.

Ruby: Did you guys get that?

Yang: Oh we got it~!

Blake: Our plan is working flawlessly~!

Pyrrha: Just a little more, and he'll be all ours~!

Emerald: I'm sooo looking forward to him creaming my belly~!

Coco: Alright girls, now that we know that he likes it, time to go shopping~!

Yang: Shopping, what for?

Coco: Bikinis~!

Pyrrha: Oh~?

Emerald: Now the fun begins~!

Blake: Let's do this~!

Yang: Thanks, Ruby, I owe you one!

Ruby: I know how you can repay me. Me, as well as, Weiss, and Nora... A-And, Cinder actually...

Pyrrha: Oh, and how so?

Ruby: W-We've got pretty toned bellies too... So...?

Blake: Oh~?

Coco: Ah-ha~! Now the fun really begins~!

[juanarc-thethird]

Learn to lock the door!

Blake: *Enters Jaune's room* Hey Jaune, have you seen my... book?

Jaune is naked, with his cock deep inside a girl on all fours who looks just like Blake. But seconds later she transforms back into Emerald.

Jaune: We can explain.

Blake: *Horny* Fuck that, I'm in.

Moments later

Ruby: Hey Jaune have you seen... Blake?

Blake is on top of Jaune, balls deep, while Emerald is putting on her clothes so she can leave.

Jaune: Is not what it looks like!

Ruby: I don't care what it looks like, I'm in!

Moments later

Weiss: Hey Jaune, did you...

Ruby is fucked from behind by Jaune while he holds her by the neck with a bit of pressure. While Blake is fully dressed putting on her shoes.

Jaune: *red* Blake is a bad influence!!

Weiss: I'm next.

Moments later

Yang: Jaune, did you eat my…!

Jaune has Weiss in a Mating Press and hitting her little pussy hard like a piñata with his big cock. Ruby, on the other side, is dressed, recording what is happening.

Jaune: Your sister dared me to do it!!!

Yang: And I have another one for you~

Moments later

Pyrrha: Jaune, it's time for our tra- Eh?!!

Yang is on all fours while Jaune fucks her from behind while he pulls her hair. In the corner of the bed, Weiss is putting on makeup again to look presentable.

Jaune: She is came to me first!

Yang: *Giggles* Yes I did~

Pyrrha: Your form is wrong, let me help you.

Moments later

Nora: Jaune, have you seen- HOLY MOLLY!!!

Pyrrha has Jaune lying on his back and pressed against the bed without him being able to move, while she bounces on his cock like an animal in heat. On the other side Yang is sitting on a couch, watching what's happening while she touches herself.

Jaune: Help! My pelvis can't take it anymore!

Nora: Oh I give you a hand~

Moments later

Neon: What's up with the noise? Are you guys having a par-TYYYYY!!!!! *Shock*

Nora has Jaune against the wall while she fucks him using her big ass. Jaune can only hold onto her hips. Pyrrha, on the other side, is brushing her hair.

Jaune: This is not a party!!

Neon: *Takes a pic on her phone* It is now~

Moments later

Reese: Neon, are you here? What do you- HOLY SHIT!!

Jaune is sitting on the bed with his back leaning against the wall while Neon moves her hips slowly and sensually while they fuck. Nora is still naked talking to someone on her phone.

Jaune: Reese, what are you doing here?!!

Reese: *Smug* Duh, I came for the party~

Moments later

Arslan: *Ready to fight* Reese, I'm here! Why do you need... *Wide eye* Backup?

Reese is on her tiptoes leaning against the wall while Jaune fucks her intensely. Neon meanwhile is taking selfies with them two in the back.

Jaune: Wait, this is 100% completely consensual!

Arslan: In that case, I also consent.

Moments later

Velvet: Jaune? Nora told me to come see y-y-y-WHY?!! *Angry*

Arslan is hanging onto Jaune with her arms around his neck and her legs hanging in Jaune's arms, supporting her ass while he fucks her. Reese, meanwhile, is on a video call with someone showing how Arslan is getting fucked.

Jaune: Velvet?! Why are you angry?!

Velvet: I gave ya all the bloody signs 'n ya fucked her?! That Dick is mine!

Moments later

Coco: Hey Jaune, is Velvet here? She said she was going- HOLY FUCK!!!

Velvet is being bred with her legs hooked around Jaune, who is on top of her fucking her like there is no tomorrow with cum coming out of her. Arslan meanwhile is putting her bandages on her arms and hands.

Jaune: It was her idea! I swear!

Coco: Whatever her idea is, I want it too~

Moments later

May: Jaune? Nora told me to come her of- *GASP!!!* I-I-I!

Coco looks a mess, her makeup ruined, her hair messy, all thanks to Jaune. He is fucking her with her on top of him, close to his body, while his cock is hitting her insides in all the right places, giving her great pleasure. Taking this opportunity, Velvet uses her camera to take photos of all of Coco's lewd expressions.

Jaune: Wait! Please don't scream!

May: *Red* I WON'T LOSE!!

Moments later

Penny: *Smiling* Hello friend Jaune! I came here to get fuck!

May is bouncing on Jaune's lap while he sucks on the nipples of her huge tits. Coco, meanwhile, is taking some selfies, liking the new look.

Jaune: You what?!!

Penny: *She removes her clothes* I'm sex ready!!!

Moments later

Ciel: Penny, I know you are here! General Ironwood is calling- WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Penny is on all fours with her hand pressed against the bed while Jaune puts all his weight to fuck her from behind. Meanwhile, May is sleeping next to them in the bed covered with a sheet.

Jaune: Please don't tell Ironwood!

Ciel: If you convince me, maybe I won't do it~ *She licks her lips*

Moments later

Glynda: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

Ciel is curled up with a pillow while lying on her side with her ass on the edge of the bed where Jaune is fucking her hard. Penny is currently on a video call with Ruby talking about her recent experience.

Jaune: *Panic* Prof. Goodwitch! It's not what it looks like?!

Jaune saying her name made the two girls panic as well.

Glynda: You girls get dressed and go to your rooms immediately!

The two girls do what they are told and run out of the room.

Glynda: And your Mr. Arc…

Jaune: *Worry* YES!!

*Click* Suddenly the sound of the door being locked is heard.

Jaune: Prof. Goodwitch?

Glynda: Now you're all mine~💕

Moments later