#And the most Haha Unhinged or whatever the fuck

[misspickman]

How can u make a post talking about how fanon tim is so much more boring than the canon character and then be so fucking wrong about canon tim

[svtskneecaps]

friends and fiends if this truly spells the Over for the qsmp i may let the brainworms that have been festering in me for MONTHS--A YEAR, EVEN--win.

i may summarize the goddamn fucking lore.

[chiyana]

Tim tells the Batclan he's going on a space mission with Young Justice for a few weeks, he's got everything sorted civilian side and his cases and patrol routes covered, and also if any of his usual Rogue's Gallery suddenly comes looking for him don't worry about it.

And all of that is fine and normal - except that last part hey Tim what the fuck does that mean?

and Tim just goes it's fine don't worry about it anyway gotta go bye! and then he just bounces

and everything is fine until not even a day later when Babs forwards them a video Red Robin uploaded to his social medias that is a music video of him (Red Robin) seductively lip-syncing along to Chappell Roan's "My Kink is Karma" against a backdrop of fail compilation clips of several of the villains Tim has a particular grudge against, including Azrael, Lex Luthor, and most prominently Ra's al Ghul.

so there's Tim, in a form-fitting catsuit styled like his Red Robin costume, in heels, feeling himself up with a video clip in the background showing Ra's tripping on his own robes and face planting into the brickwork, evidence he dyes out some of the gray in his hair, his sash coming undone and pants falling off in the middle of a fight, trying to swipe the effects of a glitterbomb off of himself, etc.

It all ends with the Mean Girls clip of "why are you so obsessed with me?"

The video is immediately viral.

(There's some clips of Red Hood in there fucking up but Jason can't even be mad because he's laughing so hard he's gonna throw up)

Tim's Rogues absolutely DO show up to Gotham looking for him, and while they all want revenge, Red Robin is THEIR arch enemy like HELL are they going to work with these other embarrassments, so they all start fighting each other and it is absolutely CHAOS (Lex decides discretion is the better part of valor and makes a statement that no of course he has nothing against Red Robin he has no idea why he was included in that video haha yes of course it was Very Funny when a bird accidentally pooped on his head he is Very Capable of laughing at himself Thank You, and then he quietly goes to one of his vacation houses and moodily drinks for several days waiting for things to blow over)

Tim, meanwhile, is having a wonderful vacation with Young Justice, catching up with Lobo and Slobo, chasing down some space pirates, and just getting out of Gotham and away from his Rogues trying to challenge him/seduce him/kill him/whatever.

Bruce is taking the constant psychic damage of having the image of softcore Red Robin erotica burned into his brain along with the realization that way, way, WAY too many of Tim's Rogues want to sleep with him like an absolute champ. (Dick is not taking it like a champ, Dick is taking it like an unhinged vengeful wraith and has had to be benched for trying to tear out Ra's throat with his teeth.)

Stephanie is having the Time of Her Life. Damian cannot look anyone in the eye and absolutely cannot look Ra's (or his mother who ALSO showed up prominently in the video) in the face and is Not Having the Time of His Life.

(Jason is with Steph on this one, he is having SUCH a blast, this is so fucking hysterical)

[oxydiane]

sns is so fucking unhinged and nobody will ever be them i’m sorry. you start the series and it’s like oh haha look at these goofy angsty rivals! they hate each other! then sasuke dies for naruto thirty chapters in giving up his dream of revenge and naruto goes batshit insane. now you’re like ah they’re friends i guess that’s cute! and sasuke is trying to kill naruto because he’s the most important person in his life which is . ok and it becomes the driving force of everything or something. sasuke leaves and naruto dedicates the rest of his life to bringing him back and you’re still a casual fan so ur like he’s doing it for the promise right? then orochimaru says sasuke is his and naruto goes batshit insane feral homicidal (again) and after that sasuke reappears and they have ??? like five different panels dedicated to them staring at each other??? and he jumps off a mountain and hugs naruto for some reasons just to whisper some gay shit in his ear kishimoto frankly needs to be jailed drawing this and keep that best friend nonsense going. anyways. you have sasuke become a convicted terrorist to which the normal people response is “ok we need to hunt him down” and when naruto learns they’re gonna hunt him down he starts screaming crying throwing up he has a panic attack he can’t breathe he’s falling in the snow he gets on his knees and begs them to spare his BFF. after having a meltdown over the thought of sasuke dying what may possibly be the natural coping mechanism any stable person would adapt? of course realising that if sasuke dies he can die too. so he sees sasuke again and after he attempts murdering sakura twice and expresses the intent to murder kakashi he’s like. i will bear the burden of your hatred and die with you hehe and if we both die you won’t be an uchiha and i won’t be the jinchuuriki to the nine tails and we’ll be able to understand each other better in a different lifetime! WE’LL MEET AGAIN IN THE AFTERLIFE BECAUSE NOT EVEN DEATH CAN DO US PART! and sasuke (just as insane as him) doesn’t even flinch he’s like what the fuck is wrong with you but then ok let’s fuckingggf die together on my god i will kill your first anyways . then they find out they are soulmates and get cute matching tattoos on their hands and decide to fight to the death once more because sasuke is back on his i will shoulder all the hatred of the world alone and i need to kill you because i love you more than anyone else in the world actually you’re the only person i love so you need to DIE and naruto is like I WILL NOT LET YOU SHOULDER THAT HATRED ALONE I WILL FREE YOU FROM THE PAIN and they fight and despite all the whatever weapons used in the war it’s a fuckinggg fistfight in which just as sasuke is about to inflict what he thinks is the last blow says “farewell… my one and only…………………. (very long pause to accentuate how heteronormative this next word is gonna be) FRIEND” and fucking stops using his sharingan because not even then he can record the image of naruto dying especially by his hand but naruto STOPS HIM LIKE A f cHAMP and they end up blowing each other’s arms off (rip the matchies) and as they’re bleeding to the fucking death sasuke is like you’re the only person that has never tried to severe their ties with me why do you go so far for me and naruto from the depths of comphet hell is like because you’re my FRIEND and sasuke being absolutely done with this bullshit is like ok what the fuck does that mean to you then and this is where it gets even gayer and relatable because naruto is like i don’t KNOW i just know that when you hurt i hurt and i just can’t take it and isn’t that the most gay experience thing ever? naruto knows what it feels like to have friends but what he feels for sasuke is so bone deep and unconventional that he cannot make sense of it and can only describe the pain it brings. after that sasuke CRIES LIKE THEYVE GOT ME SOOO FUCKED UP but you know what got me even more fucked up?

naruto waking up bloodied and battered and half alive with one arm missing but still wondering if that was heaven because sasuke was next to him. sasuke looking so happy and peaceful when saying “i lost” as a stark contrast to him looking and feeling like half of his body was being torn apart when he “won” against naruto in vote1 and left him. the bitterness of victory vs the sweetness of losing if you will. AND HIM COMPARING WHAT HE FEELS FOR NARUTO TO PRAYING MY GODD. did i forget to mention that then we learn that Ohhh it was never a stupid shallow rivalry as we all thought! they have actually been watching each other from afar since they were little freshly traumatised children and have longed to hold each other’s hands since then! what was it sasukeeee you felt warm and fuzzy when you saw naruto to thought of it as a weakness? these two are so astronomically hopelessly desperately obsessed in love with each other it’s ridiculous i’ve had ENOUGH free me from this mental prison

[she-whatshername]

Good Mornings with the Marked Ones

AN: lolol buckle up for the Shadow father himself. And yes, NSFW below the cut. You've been advised.

Xaden:

Is he up before you: lolol around you? This man is always up. But yes, he does wake up before you and is stepping out of the showers by the time you open your eyes.

And he's staring at you like someone who hasn't eaten in days and you're an exquisite meal.

So, of course, you taunt his ass

Because if Xaden can keep your heart fluttering might as well return the favor.

"Morning darling." You purr at him, stretching ever so seductively so he has access to his favorite parts of you, "Mmm, you smell amazing. Come back in bed and let me take all of you in."

His face is stoic as ever but his eyes are flaring and internally he's screaming, "If I get back in that bed we're going to miss formation."

"Well be quick." You promise him.

"The things I want to do with you should only be done slowly."

...Fuck no matter how much you try to best him he's always a step ahead. Whatever, you're still getting what you want. And you have one secret tool in your arsenal to bring this man to his knees.

You pout your lips, "Aww, be a good boy Xaden and come take care of me, please?"

Game Over Shadow Man.

He's on you in an instant. And the only work you have to do is brace yourself for the best most unhinged morning sex of your life.

Its a hard job. but you carry the task with respect and honor.

Is he bringing anything to bed: If we're picturing this during the revolution then water at your bedside, some flowers if he has to leave to the front lines before you're awake. Sometimes he's a little cheeky and he'll put a textbook by your bedside table if you've got a test coming up

I do think he's a turndown service king. If he has to leave for something midday and will be gone overnight, the bed will be made and your side of the bed will be folded down with your nightgown nearby.

He just excels at little gifts like that

Are you late for formation: haha well surprisingly you're not but its a very...interesting formation for you. During your rather intense morning tryst Xaden had you on your back with your legs over his shoulder, stretching you not enough to hurt but to make every move he made ten times more pleasurable.

When you’re both finished he’s cuddling you you’re running your hands in his hair telling him how the powerful lieutenant and leader of the revolution was so good and took such good care of you.

He feeds off your affirmations. Never stop telling him he’s wonderful

You motion to get up mumbling about needing to clean up and take a quick shower before formation and he’s stopping you before you can get up

“Dont. Just get dressed. And when you’re standing in formation and you feel me sliding out of you and down your leg, I want you to look at me with those devastatingly beautiful eyes and nod once. Can you do that for me sweetheart?”

Oh fuck, yes we can sir.

And you do nod at him midway through the morning announcements and once again Xadens eyes are locked on to you and he’s giving a look of both hunger and pride.

Bodhis right next to him letting out a quiet sigh and chuckle, mumbling to Xaden that he’ll take over assigning squad duties so you two can get a room

[pianocat939]

Celina please with a cherry on top can I please request some HCs on Yandere Donnie x villain reader that likes to flirt with him ?

Why am I so happy when my name is used??? I literally hear it every day???

Enemies to lovers except make it unhinged and terrifying

Tw: stalking, implied kidnapping, MC gets tranquilized, Donnie you don't need to be like Mikey

Yandere D'Nello with Villain MC who Flirts a lot

I think his reaction can depend on what precisely the flirting is.

Like if it was your more typical romantic flirting, then his reaction is indifferent. He might act cocky/confident but isn't affected in a sense it is supposed to be.

However, if it's more praise/compliments (specifically over his gadgets or the intellectual aspects about him), he will be both happy and flustered.

If you're in the middle of a fight then it'll distract him slightly, unless you're like the Kraang or something that's offended him greatly before.

When he goes back to the lair, he'll immediately scour for information about you. Whether it's your past life or the list of crimes you've committed; in other words, he wants to know everything about you.

Over time, he'll try to purposefully bump into you somehow. Most likely from observing your habits through cameras/trackers/records. He wants to hear more, hear more of your words. Your lovely voice, the terrifying laugh, he wants to be consumed by your everything.

If his brothers are sane, then they'll obviously notice how he's antsy to go to the same place every night. So, like a normal person, they'll follow him and the sight they see makes them want to pluck their eyes out (except for Mikey).

Their brother, Donatello, the guy who is the most lucid of them all, is crushing over an enemy? With a friend, it would make sense but fighting someone every day to meet up with them? Quite the wonder.

Raph is going to rush in, defeat the villain then get Donnie out of there as quick as possible. Leo, could either go two ways, help Raph, or go up to Donnie and either laugh at him or question whatever the fuck he is doing.

Mikey just cheering Donnie on. He sees no wrong over him crushing over an enemy and plus it's not like he's any better with all the unhinged things he does on the regular.

During the fight, Donnie is going to ask questions about you and in general, try to get closer. Don't mind his brothers, continue your behaviour, please!

Let's say the next fight after his brothers fail to stop him, he meets you again. But this time, he holds a launcher. You obviously know it's a weapon so you keep an eye on it, already knowing its intentions.

Meanwhile, Donnie's grinning in joy. Finally, the day has come!

As you battle, he dodges your attacks, not attacking once. He just clutches the launcher and gets too close for comfort.

Unaware there's an opening for him, he launches his weapon, hitting right at your neck. What your thought was a bullet or rocket of some kind, turns out to be a tranquilizer.

Usually, it would take a few minutes for it to kick in, but with his engineering, it's much more potent. Within seconds you're becoming drowsy, your vision blurring.

And in the final moments your awake, he kneels in front of you (as you've fallen down because of the drugs) his obsessive thoughts leaking out.

"Hah...Haha. Fi-Finally, I can take you home and you can talk to me whenever! I can't wait to show you all the things I've made for you!"

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Bro's parental issues...Like Splinter no need to give the Asian parent treatment.

- Celina

[aerodaltonimperial]

you have a lot of fics 😭 as someone new, what are your 5 fave junglecorpse fics (that you wrote)?

I DO HAVE A LOT OF FICS LMAOOOOOOOOO. that's... an understatement, probably. it's worth noting that probably 75% of the time, i was writing with canon. so my fics slot alongside whatever was happening AND, perhaps more importantly, whatever jack's current characterization was (in theory - I'm obviously not perfect with that haha). this means the earliest fics are gonna be pillars-related, the ones after that use jack's hollywood heel turn, and while he was out, most of the canon was referencing darby's feud with christian cage. that being said, the early ones are shaky, because i was finding my footing with both of them. full transparency, they are shaky lol.

in terms of favorites, i'm gonna be a real dick about this and use some 'verses/series, but only because i don't think you can really separate them lol:

💚🖤 - monsters [series]: i don't do a lot of full AUs (even most of my horror fics are canon compliant), and this is one of the few i did, and it's one of my most favorite things i've ever written, across all my fandoms. fandom does not agree, lol, but you asked for my faves and not fandom's faves, so it's on here first. if anyone asked me what fic showcased what i thought i can do as a writer, it's this series.

💚🖤 - we're coming out strong: aka the kayfabe fic! i pretty much never use jack's full jungle boy kayfabe, but i did it with this, and ended up really, really loving it! there's an unofficial official sequel and a redux jack's version (which is a whole different fic but is still using the JB kayfabe), but this was the first, and it holds a special place for me.

💚🖤 - a clear violation of the company code of ethics [series]: these started as a joke and got progressively more unhinged, but i think they are hilarious and have a great time writing them, plus i got to write corporate bucks, which was awesome.

💚🖤 - i may be bad (but i'm perfectly good at it) [series]: aka kink!verse. THIS MAY SURPRISE PEOPLE but i'm actually??? really proud??? of these??? i tackled some stuff i am already not confident about (smut) and combined it with things i am even less confident about (kink), and actually, i sort of love them lol.

💚🖤 -you could be all i've got (what's the difference): this one comes with HEAVY warnings on it. please pay attention to them!! this is a PTSD trauma fic, and it's heavy as shit. it's a lot. it's absolutely not for everyone. but i really fucking love this fic, and it means a lot to me. but seriously. watch the warnings.

and as a bonus, fandom's favorite fic of mine:

💚🖤 -[1] unread message: aka THE FUCKING ROM-COM. why are there so many hits on this???? why are there so many bookmarks??? WHY DID YOU ALL LOVE THE ROM-COM SO MUCH WHEN I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE ROM-COMS???? i cannot explain this, but this is like, one of my highest bookmarked fics lmao. this is by and away the clear favorite of my works, which i will never understand loooooool but that's fine, we'll go with it.

[genevawrenn]

Okay, I need to just say things about FitMC'S lore today cause my brain is whirling so this might not make complete sense.

First off; starting off with these two. I am assuming Madagio is hinting that he has let his guard down since forming relationships with people.

I am wondering what Madagio is insinuating with the whole showing Fit his friend's corpses than asking him if he is ready to do whatever is necessary.

I hate to manifest is but is he suggesting if the Federation is to fall he has to go through all his friends first?

As in kill them?

Is that truly worth it? Is Madagio using Fit for his own gain with destroying the Federation or is he forcing the Anarchist to do what he failed?

Earlier in the stream it was mentioned there was another island with cats [sounded like our Quesadilla Island's eggs] and I am wondering if something happened and Madagio merged with his cat friend leaving him powerless in a lot of senses. As a Federation Experiment is he like a code? Unable to fully rebel against those in charge but can manipulate those under him.

I just keep coming back to him showing the corpses and mentioning attachments, like is Madagio's intention to force him to kill Ramon? That's what fucking scares me. Especially after the cryptic message at the beginning of stream to the other parents online.

That is not FitMC at the wheel, at least not without influencing. He is one of the most protective parents of any and all eggs that come into his life.

He's only ever made these unhinged comments while he mentions being sleepy. I also wonder how much Madagio is going to mess with his mind *more* while left alone for two weeks.

In any case, absolute cinema, I have many more thoughts but I had to rant these out now. Please let me know if you have any more theories in the tags and replies, we have two weeks to connect the dots haha.

I could absolutely be wrong but the connections are lining up and I don't like the fact they are.

[bucking-mustangs-with-wings]

Hi,

for the nosy asks 25, 30 and 35 (whatever gender you prefer).

😘

25 ) My idea of a perfect date is honestly doing something I love with the person, finding whatever they love and are interested in, be it the movies, going out to a beautiful restaurant, even just a quiet night in. I want to show that person that I am generally interested in them, by incorporating the things they love into the activities and locations in any way I can. I'm a hopeless romantic, have a tattoo confirming that haha, and I will always go above and beyond for that person. A perfect date to me is making someone genuinely HAPPY.

30) What I hate most about work/school? I can tell you what I DID hate about school, as I'm currently unemployed due to personal reasons and restrictions. But the STUDYING. Studying of any kind would always leave me an anxious, overstimulated mess and would very often have to take breaks within 15 minutes or I would break down and just pretend it didn't exist. I later found out this was because I was on the spectrum, because if I was studying something I took GENUINE interest in I was FINE. No problems, but trying to take in information that I couldn't click with was just a NIGHTMARE.

35) I'll answer this as the "What am I most attracted to in men" and leave the female version of this question (36) when I'm asked it haha, because... men. What can I say about MEN.

Due to very traumatic pasts with EVERY single man i've had be a part of my life be it family or friend, it has left me with some very serious scars and atm I can't genuinely say what I find attractive in men and name it, but I know its still there deep down.

One thing I have noticed is that I tend to lean more towards blond haired blue eyed men, that trend has continued in the incredibly unhinged celebrity crush that is Austin fucking BUTLER in looks as well as personality. Ya wanna get a fair idea of what I find attractive in men? *holds up sign of austin's face and points* THIS.

Not just attractive visually (which is not a be all end all with me, as long as the guy is respectable and treats me right I dont CARE what they look like). But humble, respectable, down to earth and not a big meat head alpha male douche bag. Someone I can have genuine conversations with, that I can relate to and see the good side of them through any of the shyness or nervous tendencies.

GOOD MEN. GOOD FOOD. NUF SAID

[theheirofthesharingan]

hey, saw you were attacked by trolls again in THAT thread. Don't take their comments seriously because whatever others say I love to read your analysis of Itachi and his relationship with sasuke

tumblr has so many toxic people but you can always block them

Haha, thank you. I wasn't expecting to get support for that one, but thank you. It means so much.

And yes.. I'm very clear in how I perceive Itachi and Sasuke and their bonding. You're free to disagree with me (as I am with anyone) without getting offended. But I'm not changing my mind because a bunch or psychopaths chose to attack me, unprovoked.

I can't relate to the sentiment where people don't love either of the brothers or think they're "evil" and "horror". I've written so much about them and can't continue to repeat this in front of some blind idiots. Just fuck off if this is what you believe. You can have your opinion, but attacking someone using multiple Tumblr accounts for disagreeing with you makes you look crazy and desperate and psychopathic.

Umm, this person has blocked me apparently. Until recently I had no idea that she'd blocked me. But yes, you're totally right. Tumblr has some of the most unhinged idiots. If she hadn't blocked me I would have blocked her myself. Good riddance either way.

I have very little tolerance toward morons and toxic assholes. (I shouldn't be using these words but some people deserve them, lmao).

[spitdrunken]

looking at your rules, do you really just allow anything?

People can send in whatever the want. But the things I won't write, I've genuinely have never gotten asks about. Some of those things would be:

notes; mention of underage + kink mentions

underage. for multiple reasons. aging up characters is fine by me, and i've posted that in the past, but i would never write explicitly underage content on here.

scat / sweat / musk / farting / inflation / feeding, just not into it.

most of the 'unusual' body part stuff. think belly buttons, arm pits, ears, eyeball licking, stuff like that. just don't have any interest in writing it, and am not really into it. feet is fine, depending on the context.

some of the stuff i've seen in more extreme eromanga... like nipple fucking or wombfucking, or extreme size difference / just like EXTREMELY large cocks, all the way through, or something like that... as someone with a womb and tits, it just makes me viscerally uncomfortable. not sexy to me HAHA

i've written a lot of kinky stuff, though not everything gets posted on here. the more extreme stuff i write most often about is in my pinned (so noncon, incest, eroguro, etc.), but i've also written a lot of piss stuff, ageplay and everything it involves, conversion noncon (though i don't think i will ever post that kind of stuff publicly, lmao), vomit, vore, and probably some other stuff i'm forgetting. i've read and written a lot of stuff.

so tldr; people can send in whatever they want, doesn't mean im going to write everything that gets send in! if something very unhinged, like, to the point that it makes me uncomfortable, ends up in my inbox, i'd probably make a post about it. but, again, that's literally NEVER happened. just send in whatever you feel like, really.

[writerscafehub]

MEET THE BARISTA: Stella

@a-lumos-in-the-nox

From one to five stars, how would you rate your writing? (No downplaying yourself!)

4.0, I've gotten better over the years, especially with just sharing over two ish years ago. I'd like to go back and brush up some descriptions but other than that I say it's good! 

What do you think makes your writing stand out from other works?

I say the characters I decide to make each one of my characters are their own person that I can see being real. They are definitely my favorite part of my stories.

Are there any writers that inspire you?

Right now, Brandon Sanderson. I'm reading through his first novels now. The way he uses descriptions to worldbuild is amazing! And I love his characters

And all my friends on the server, the people over there write some incredible stuff!

What’s the fic you’re most proud of?

Stella Archer, I wrote that story in college it's a decade old & I never thought I'd finish it let alone share it! Stella's been with me the longest so you can see how I used to write then vs. now all in one series. 

Which character(s) do you find easiest to write and which do you find most difficult to write?

Easiest to write: George Weasley cause anything goes with him. He's goofy, sweet, confident and a wildcard. That's really fun to play with. 

Hardest/Challenging: Neville Longbottom & Druig. These two are my heads & tails. They are complete opposites. Druig's is inquisitive and there's a depth to him that I can relate too, and hes smart mouth, my favorite kind of guy lol. 

Neville is soft, confident, brave & empathic. There are things i can have Druig do that i can’t do with Neville and vice versa. I could talk about their differences forever but they are still a fun challenge to write. 

Who or what do you find yourself writing about most?

Usually whatever idea I haven't done yet or I want to try. I write a lot about superheroes or powered individuals. Often with my own spin 😏. Friends to lovers mostly. 

Tell us about a WIP you’re excited about!

im working on the ending of Bloom, it's the last character arch for Neville. His eldest will be looking at school brochures and some of his past students will make a groundbreaking medicine for people who have pain caused from curses & his parents being among the ones able to get the medicine. Meaningful things happen & I'm excited to write it!!!

First fandom you ever wrote for?

Harry Potter; 😂 nothing has changed I still love the universe.

Any guilty pleasure trope(s)?

I dont feel guilty about them their all pleasures; so Soulmate AUs, soft dark, Coffee Shop AUs, threesomes, genderbending.

A trope you’ll never, ever write for.

A/B/Os the structure would be all over the place. 

Wildest fic you’ve ever written?

Never Too Late, I put as many of my favorite tropes in there as I could. Soulmate AU, Coffeeshop AU, gross loving couple, old married couple, Tall boi, short girl…etc. And they fucked for a hobby. It was so nuts I made a game out of it in that universe had it's own rules & everything 😂 So much unhinged stuff happens in that fic & I don't regret any of it 😂. 

Favorite pairing to write for? (platonic or romantic!)

OCs x main character. Which is usually an extension of me somehow cause i said so. Even the very few readers stuff i have i always pictured myself. 

Do you listen to anything while you write?

I have a playlist for each story i have & i cycle through thoes whenever i need the vibes 

One-shots or multi-chaptered works?

Both, I like both 

15. Have you ever daydreamed about side adventures/spin-offs from your fic? Tell us about them!

My ficts are day dreams haha. Hmmm I have a bunch of daydreams about Daphne & Charlie spending time with their parents as a family in some of the places they have traveled to when they didn't have kids. That and the adventures of Daphne & Lottie growing up. But I'm really stubborn about aging my OCs kids so most of them stop at a certain age.

16. Is there anything you’ve wanted to write, but you’ve been too scared to try?

Not scared, I just don’t know how to write it. I want to make my own villain somehow but i gotta figure out so many things first. Or the villain's spouse or something, it’s still on the drawing board. I don't do many dark things so it would be a challenge for me. 

What’s the nicest comment you’ve ever received?

All the comments on my first dark oneshot, Sweet Dreams. It was just me playing around with Druig’s powers to a higher level then flooring it. It was fun & the ones of my first series Stella Archer that story is a decade old. So to get comments on that was special 

Have you ever gone outside of your comfort zone for a fic? How did it turn out?

For Between the Shadows I did cause i was trying to portray my OC for that a certain way without making her sound boring. That was a hard fic for me in many, many ways. But it turned out great! I’ve never introduced an OC in a more profound way than I did with Juni and it was refreshing to experiment with that OC. 

Tooth-rotting fluff or merciless angst?

I'm a sucker for both. I’ve written both. 

Do you have any OCs? Tell us about them!

I have 13 fully developed ones and the rest are side ones. But here are some of my favorites!  

Stella Archer-Asgardian Demi-god think of Gaia with all the powers of the elements. She has 4 kids. And married her highschool sweetheart George Weasley. 

Flower- a nymph of mythology origins. Her power is growing flowers and plants from anywhere as long as she has a water source. She carries a pouch of soil around with her for such an occasion. She stayed with her love even though he was cursed by the flying dutchman. 

Ruby Morgan- Charms professor, classic style of dress, her magic specialty is levitation she can make anything levitate with a snap of her fingers. She grew up in France raised by her Dad and her Grandmother. She can read Latin, speak French and loves cats.  

Angus Kohler- Scottish, loves to drink. His magic specialty is tracking. He teaches Care of Magical Creatures. Head of Hufflepuff house. Werewolf, he’s Neville’s best friend and Ruby’s too. Plays the bagpipes at every graduation in full kilt attire that matches Hufflepuff.  

If you could enter the universe of any one of your fics, which would it be and why?

I’d enter Never Too Late cause that OC is the closest to me irl and I basically gave her everything I wanted and didn't skip any details lol. I would gladly love to be in that universe. 

Is there anything you wish your audience knew about your writing or writing process?

Have you ever daydreamed about side adventures/spin-offs from your fic? Tell us about them! My ficts are day dreams haha. Hmmm I have a bunch of daydreams about Daphne & Charlie spending time with their parents as a family in some of the places they have traveled to when they didn't have kids. That and the adventures of Daphne & Lottie growing up. But I'm really stubborn about aging my OCs kids so most of them stop at a certain age. Is there anything you’ve wanted to write, but you’ve been too scared to try?

Copy and paste an excerpt you’re particularly fond of.

From Kissed by the Land; Cursed by the Sea.

In a tavern miles away sat a bard playing a tune and weaving a tale.

Let me tell you a tale about a mortal man forced to sail the reaper of the blue…His eyes as blue as the cursed seas, and hair as black as the night, it's true…

He's fought sirens, an sailors, an swamp monsters too, all while sailing souls lost to the depths, to their final steps…it's true.

The reaper of the blue captured this man, for a century or two. Till it was over. An he returned home, to his dearest its true…

This is the tale of the reaper of the blue, and a man forced to sail it's sails wide and true for a century or two…

Ramble about any fic-related thing you want!

I wanna go back and write Kissed by the Land; CUrsed by the Sea as a darker tale but i have NO idea how but I totally could!!! I just played around with Fairytales in that one. Um my current series Bloom is almost over & I’m thinking of making a spin off of it only for Angus cause I love that man he’s my wildcard in every sense of the word lol. 

I love writing main character x OCs so i have an excuse to run around in all my favorite worlds as different personas!

[nothorses]

op had to specify 'unseasoned' meatloaf because it's riffing on a Real Bad Take Post by americans about british poverty foods that said 'unseasoned' shepherd's pie, as if anyone is eating that. (I know, haha meme white people don't season their food, but like.) americans are so myopic and fucking mean about the rest of the world, but can't take it themselves. (not that the brits don't deserve it, but frankly, SO DO YOU, AMERICANS, the citizens of the imperial core, the only global superpower.)

Gonna be honest, I think you're making some pretty wild assumptions here, anon.

Like. I have not seen the post you're referring to. I also didn't reblog the one I DID see- just replied to it- which means you saw that comment and decided to come pick a fight with me HERE instead of replying in comments like a normal person. So you both aren't actually a follower of mine, and won't see this anyway unless you've committed to obsessively refreshing my blog to check for the next few days.

Weird!

So y'know, I haven't actually seen the shepherds pie remark, I personally enjoy shepherds pie, and I don't really know what to tell you there. I don't know that "you can dish it but you can't take it" makes any fucking sense in a situation where I did not, in fact, dish it or know that it was being dished.

Also... there are lots of American foods that fucking suck, dude. I'm not out here defending Midwestern "salads" that consist mostly of mayo and perhaps some canned goods, or like most (if not all) jello dishes, or even most of the stuff on that post. There's plenty to hate and make fun of, and I do it all the damn time. You don't know that because you don't know me, and also couldn't know even the amount that my followers know about me. You literally saw me defend meatloaf (which isn't even originally an American dish, just something we have a version of?) and fucking blacked out, I guess.

And I don't care if you like meatloaf, genuinely. I don't mind making fun of food choices or arguing over generally inconsequential food stuff! It's fun. I was saying that in good fun.

What makes this ask particularly fucking unhinged is that you took out all this frustration you have over, I guess, Americans making fun of your food... on some rando who pointed out that most people have sauce on their meatloaf.

For what!! Who cares!! Oh my god!

And I would have just deleted this, but dude. My guy. Holy shit. Like a solid third of those "gross American foods" (if not more, idk- I'm an idiot from the PNW) are like, pretty classic black southern dishes.

I simply do not think you can argue that black americans "deserve it" the same way white brits or white americans do, actually. I don't think it's fair to act as if they are equal "citizens of the imperial core, the only global superpower".

Like, we're not making fun of British Indian food. We aren't making fun of teriyaki or other American immigrant food. Why do you think "American biscuits and gravy" is cool to mock? I don't think black people "have it coming", man. I think that's a pretty weird take, actually.

Also... like... their food is objectively miles better than whatever midcentury depression-era mess white americans are still trying to pretend is edible.

[childotkw]

Alright so I just read your post about new dawn au. You gotta stop. How am I supposed to live laugh love without this masterpiece? New dawn and ruination have taken over my brain. And I know you can’t write both at the same time and pace *cries*

Anyways, I was thinking that new dawn Lucerys and Aemond would definitely be a bit touched in the head? Unhinged. I mean, they do come from a time when taking someone’s head out because they pissed you off is completely normal, so you can’t tell me they aren’t a bit crazy by modern society’s standards.

This also means they are unafraid and more than willing to do whatever it takes to keep those baby dragons safe. Besides each other, those dragons are the last of their old home, of Old Valyria, of their blood and their House. Lucerys and Aemond will protect those dragons no matter the cost.

I would also like to come forward and offer this idea: they are both filthy rich because over the years, as they realized that yes, apparently they are stuck in this reincarnation thing, they’ve both decided (separately of course) to leave hidden caches and spots full of money and riches that only become more valuable as time passes, so by the time they find those dragon eggs, they have amassed enough money to rival the Targaryen’s coffers from all those years ago.

So now you have two unhinged people, with morals that the UN would definitely not approve of (and would get them in jail or in a psychiatric ward), fucking dragons that only they can control (which for the common folk must be terrifying, specially since they probably thought they weren’t even real?) and enough money to do virtually anything.

Oh, and they are most definitely gay.

Can't stop 😂 you all just have to suffer as my brain flits about like a hummingbird haha

Aemond and Luke are absolutely unhinged in new dawn. They're both used to updating their morals depending on the current whims of the society they're in - but they are also perfectly capable of backsliding whenever the mood calls for it. Things were so much simpler when they could just challenge someone to a duel when they insulted you, or feed them to your dragon for betraying you.

Once the baby dragons start crawling all over them though, they completely shed the thin layer of morality they've been upholding in this time period. They are definitely not murder-shy in this AU.

Also, love the suggestion that they have little stashes of wealth hidden away all over that they just collect occasionally, grow the amount, and then put it back for their next life. It's genius.

Both of them being rich, with a lot of their wealth not actually digital or sitting in a bank, when they finally get the dragons is just the advantage they need to avoid detection just that little bit longer when they're on the run.

And they do be gay, my dear. Unapologetically 😂

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arguably this is the most unhinged thing I've ever said. but. need my car to break down in patrick's neighborhood in the rain and then I knock on his door shivering from the cold. he takes me inside and gets me tea and comfy oversized clothes and we talk. and then we fuck for hours

i think i read a …..someone x gerard, i can’t remember, like this. except g was a vampire. i think? idk whatever lol

i love this trope. i would never do it bc i am chronically terrified of people BUT in my heart where im so much hotter and braver, this is me.

patrick takes you in and shows you to the bathroom so you can take a hot shower bc the rain made you cold. and he’d get you fluffy towels and let you wear his old clothes as pjs until the storm clears and you can get a mechanic for your car. and well. he can’t help it when he sees you in one of his old t shirts from preh, one he’d lounge around in. maybe it has holes at the hem from use and the design is all faded but it’s so comfy and soft. and you’d thank him sooooo much but he can’t stop staring at your mouth, at your body in his clothes.

“um, sorry, this is so weird, but. i think….no. nevermind. sorry,”

and you’d be intrigued, turning on the couch to face him more, telling him it’s fine and to keep going.

“no, really. it isn’t important, but uh. you look really good. sorry. that was so weird! okay. um. goodnight, i guess, haha. sorry again,”

and you’d look so fondly at him, smile, move closer.

“no, don’t go. i think you look really good too…”

and he ends up taking you to bed and giving you some of the best sex you’ve ever fucking had, some stranger in the middle of nowhere. it’s kind of a match made in heaven. and you’d exchange numbers in the morning that you either do or never text. but it was a great night, and a hell of a story

[voxofthevoid]

gege, you mad bastard (affectionate)

Jujutsu Kaisen Chapter 212 spoilers under the cut

This chapter's got me fucking feral, and I've gotten most of it out of my system by going full-on unhinged at @thelionshoarde and @backwardshirt. Now let's see if I can put my thoughts into a more coherent form, mostly so I can refer to them later on.

Was Tsumiki doomed before the story even started?

I am and will always be weak to the concept of a character being dead before the story even began, though I admit it hits harder when it's a major character who gets the treatment. Anyway, as of now, that seems to be the route taken with Tsumiki. The Angel does say incarnated players essentially erase the original soul/personality of the host: the only exceptions we have are Yuuji (who's got Kenjaku for a parent and whatever fuckery they pulled to explain his unusual aptitude as a vessel) and Hana (where the Angel is responsible for Hana's continued existence). Tsumiki and her curse are presented as such a major driving factor behind Megumi—his principles as a sorcerer, his overall moral values, his participation in the Culing Games. Hell, unless I'm missing something, the first time he explicitly asks for help from his peers is when he asks Yuuji to participate in the games to help save Tsumiki. If all of that was pointless, if none of it ever mattered—well, good thing he seems to currently not be in a state to process that (haha. hah. help.).

I am curious why Tsumiki's name and not Yorozu's appeared in the Culling Games player info screen. Plot hole or potential hint that she's still in there somewhere? The latter wouldn't make much sense given what we've seen of all the other incarnated players and the Angel's statement about them, but I suppose it's an option.

Yuuji and self-sacrifice

I was shouting three pages into the chapter because of this:

Yuuji, honey, stop trying to sacrifice yourself for two whole seconds. In all seriousness, I do love how this tendency has been consistent since the start: Yuuji's always put others' survival over his own, and the events of the manga, particularly his trauma conga line in the Shibuya arc, seem to have worn him down to the point that his will to live is a permanent question mark. And we've always known he's willing to die, and take 75% of Sukuna's power with him as he goes, to save Gojou and put everything back to rights, but I also adore how the narrative just won't let him do it. Hell, immediately after this, we're shown yet again why this trait of it isn't always a good thing. So far, the consequences have been emotional distress to those who care about him. This time, it's a lot more severe:

Sukuna wasn't even sure if this would work; given what we see of the binding vow (it's not like these two sat down and ironed out the terms), who's included under "anyone" seems to be a matter of Yuuji's intent. And he didn't include himself because he consistently fails at self-preservation. Now it's come back to bite everyone in the ass.

The vessel business

What is up with that, actually? I'm too lazy to check, but didn't Megumi say someone surviving ingesting Sukuna's finger was a one-in-a-million chance? Or did that apply only to non-sorcerers? It makes sense that cursed energy would make a difference in terms of survival, and Megumi has that in abundance. And Yuuji's uniqueness as a vessel has always been about how he can suppress Sukuna even at 20 fingers (thanks, Mumjaku). And I remember Kenjaku saying, back when the Death Paintings were being incarnated, that Sukuna was special in that he could choose his vessel. As of now, Yuuji's secondary eye markings have faded entirely:

They're fading in this panel.

By this one, they're entirely gone.

But he still ingested 15 fingers. And did/could Sukuna transfer all of that power in the few seconds he took to gamble on imbuing Yuuji's finger with cursed energy and feeding it to Megumi? I guess it's not impossible, but I think it would make more sense, narratively, for Sukuna to have hopped hosts rather than ditched Yuuji entirely. And whether the power transferred is one finger's worth or all fifteen's or some halfway point remains to be seen. Which brings us to—

Whether/how Yuuji and/or Megumi will survive?

How in the fuck will Megumi react, physically and mentally, to playing host to Sukuna? The vessels crushed by the incarnated sorcerers all seem to be people who were non-sorcerers (even Hana doesn't seem to have a cursed technique of her own, at least that's my understanding), and I don't think Megumi is going to get killed off via possession just like that (...that would be pretty fucking lame, no matter how cool the possession plot twist itself is). I think it's reasonable to assume Megumi will try to fight off the possession; if Getou's body reacted like that to Gojou's voice despite the former being quite dead, then a very alive Megumi reacting/fighting, especially if Sukuna uses him to fight either Yuuji or the sorcerer in Tsumiki's body, is very much in the realm of possibility.

But what is Sukuna planning, honestly? There's some shit Uraume is preparing for...but what? Proper incarnation? And will there be a Sukuna-in-Megumi's body versus Yuuji fight before that, like the end of the last chapter hinted—because, depending on Sukuna's power level and how much of it he can use in Megumi's body, I can't see Yuuji surviving that unless he gets a major power boost.

And how the fuck does Kenjaku's implied plans (for a rather loose definition of the term, since they seem v ery, very good at rolling with the punches) for Sukuna factor into all of this?

In sum:

I am losing my entire mind.

On a lighter note, at least we now know Sukuna isn't one for foreplay: