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they would get along i think

#they're both technically savvy and horribly emotionally unstable#and they're bad parents#they're the perfect friends#gravity falls#steven universe#fiddleford mcgucket#pearl steven universe#fiddleauthor#fordsquared#billford#gotta get the traction#digital art#myart
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local asian market reorganized its shelves. consequently when i went looking for my ve wong vegetarian flavor instant noodles i unexpectedly found myself in the Good Quality Cookware And Beautiful Dishes aisle, aka the aisle of temptation, face to face with a mug (my favorite dish) with a lid (my favorite thing for a mug to have) and a heron pattern (my second-favorite bird) at a very reasonable price (i’m on a budget and i literally do not have room for another mug on my mug shelf). it was like one of those fucked up tests they give monks in shaolin movies to see if they’ve really given up earthly desires. that mug is going to haunt the broken man that i am for a long time
#i have frozen things i need to get home but i’m genuinely considering going back there for the mug#god i want it so bad#it was the perfect mug shape too#taller and skinnier than most of my mugs. just the right sized handle. god#ryddles
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i am very normal about the italian creature (he's a lesbian to me)
#been feeling really stressed and sick so the game came out at a perfect time#unfortunately that means im not normal about it#joel g hire me i will literally work for free i just want to be on the team so bad#illustration#art#ena#ena dream bbq#hoarder alex#ena fanart#5577art
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Shoutout to the guy with the white cane at the emergency access door who heard me say "hello sir" and just dropped his head, sighed, and went "this isn't the entrance, is it." Either you're going thru some shit or you're a very funny criminal doing his best and I appreciate that
#We found the right door#But damn brugh you could've gone on thru to the back stage and had the perfect cover so if that was the intent it wasn't half bad#Except for emergency alarms whoops#Eh I'm tired
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What Vanessa was actually thinking during this FNAF scene
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf vanessa#william afton#springtrap#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#THE IDEA THAT.. THAT ART of yellow rabbit#IS DRAWN BY WILLIAM IS SO FUNNY#CAUSE I KNOW William would of been so proud of himself over it#MEANWHILE it’s like a lil kid’s drawing#him showing Vanessa saying how perfect it is#and Vanessa just gotta nod her head and agree like okayyy dad#this is what Vanessa was thinking when looking at this art wall#just how bad that drawing actually is and then the trauma#went in that order BAHA#btw dont get it twisted either I love the yellow rabbits drawing in the movie 😭#it’s so perfectly whimsical
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Stole this for this fandom bc some pEOPLE need to hear this today.
#characters are not meant to be held to society's standARD OF WHAT A GOOD PERSON IS#sTOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING PERFECT AND DIGESTIBLE#cowards!!! some people just dont wanna face their own flaws and they do that by asceptizing literally everything#it doesnt make you a bad persin ti like problematic characters thank you#aftg#aftg meme
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lived my whole life in guilt bc i thought i was responsible for people's feelings. newly realizing that other people are responsible for their feelings and reactions, even if they make it seem like i'm the problem. a lot of the time it really has to do w them and their own emotional regulation. i can't keep thinking i'm not allowed to have space bc of other people's insecurities. like i literally refuse to dim myself. other people are responsible for their feelings just as i'm responsible for mine.
#like i'm always gonna operate from a place of kindness but i've had to deal w so many people who're bad at communication/confrontation#which led me to think i'm the problem#that i deserve to be given the silent treatment or dismissed disregarded belittled etc#that's j not true. i'm far from perfect but i think so few people deserve that kind of reaction. and my biggest revelation is i do not#even if people want to make me think i do / that their reaction is justified / that i'm a burden etc#my biggest problem is i humor people like this for too long bc it's been normalized behavior to me#does this make any sense to anyone. it's the end of the year and i'm reflecting on so many things#p
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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect#and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this#gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire#the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao#the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID#social media au#the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok#bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform#batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad#bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#lex luthor#stephanie brown#batfamily#damian wayne#tim drake#batkids#batfam#batbros#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded#texts#fanatical posting
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I will die on the hill that to understand Anidala you have to accept that Padme saw the red flags clear as day and went for it anyway. Why? Because Anakin was honest with her. Because Anakin, for all his idolising and putting her on a pedestal, still saw and treated her as a human being, even argued against her at times without fear or without hiding behind clever words. Because Anakin made her feel the youth that was taken from her at a young age. She was captured by the boyish charm and the awkwardness and the blunt honesty, and so when he came to her with a billion red flags, she went for it anyway. He was a breath of fresh air to her.
To understand Anidala you must understand they are 100% freak4freak. They are both children who grew up too fast and are now in a secret relationship giggling like teenagers in their twenties. This is vital to them. Padme is not a flawless character or an idea of perfection, on the contrary she is a very human character who was put in charge of her people at fourteen, something that had a lasting impact on her, and so she is choosing her childhood joy and a fairytale romance over the red flags her husband is waving. She is the OG ‘I can fix him’ mentality. No one is doing it like her.
‘The red flags are mass murder’ and the point still stands.
#Star Wars#Anidala#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#I can’t find my old long posts on this where I went more in depth which is a shame#either way I just hate the idea that its narratively bad for Padme to fall for Anakin#because people expect Padme to be perfect and reasonable#as if she isn’t a messy traumatised person herself#she’s just better at concealing that fact#couple’s counselling and facing parenthood together I think would have done wonders for them. unfortunately Palpatine
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how if feels to not be in the woods rn
#howls#therian#wolf therian#wolfkin#please!!! the weather is so perfect i wanna be in the woods so so bad#i guess ill have to wait yet another day :(
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jacob anderson #1 lesdaughter enthusiast confirmed
#likely thing for him to be#in jacob's perfect world this whole show is just 8 seasons of coffee shop dates and domestic bliss with nothing bad happening ever#and he's RIGHT#also god delainey is just the most precious prettiest little angel ilhsm!!!#interview with the vampire#delainey hayles#sam reid#jacob anderson#iwtv
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IDK what William Afton expected to happen in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#william afton#funtime freddy#fnaf 4#fnaf sister location#evan afton#elizabeth afton#cc fnaf#fnaf fanart#THIS comic is unserious#BUT ALSO GENUINELY I’m not sure what William thought was gonna happen#he made robots that specifically target kids#and was shocked when it attacked his kids#LIKE Michaels eventually scooping was definitely on purpose#but the other two were oopies 💀#TBH the fact that William Afton isn’t the perfect killer#and he makes pretty bad mistakes throughout is actually really good#I think it’s far more interesting then if he was super perfect#but it’s still fun to poke fun at#Michael truly is done with his father though#Michael inherits Williams dumb as hellness
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@alberichfanpage mentioned that Freyja talks about Jerren but even if we had the option to ask Ansbach about Varre, I’d imagine we’d get something like this
#Elden Ring#elden ring sote#elden ring dlc#sir ansbach#ansbach#pureblood knight ansbach#Varre#white mask varre#white faced varre#elden ring varre#elden ring ansbach#mohgwyn dynasty#tarnished#tarnished oc#moore elden ring#for a frame lmao#they’re drinking wine#not blood#my three monsters all show these with wildly different colors#so it’s either gonna look nice and earthy#or like dog vomit#I’m hoping for the former#the dynasty drip and embroidery is testing me#I feel bad bc I love Varre so much but he is an excellent punchline#him and his freakiness is just perfect for the butt of a joke#I love him so much#I put my whole artussy into the grass bg#I despise bg so much but I must get better
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i think it’s the most funny and romantic thing ever that they’re so attracted to each other in dangerous/deathly situations. in both those scenes, they are an absolute mess - percy covered in dirt, blood, and spiderwebs, and annabeth covered in muck and sewer water - and yet they find each other so beautiful. they could literally be about to DIE, and yet all they’re thinking is “wow you look so hot right now.” i just love when they percabeth like that. they are so funny.
also. perseus jackson, where the HELL were you going with that thought about the way her beads looked on her throat before you stopped yourself, young man?
#they’re SO down bad for each other#they are so perfect#i mean i know no relationship is perfect#but they’re imperfectly perfect#perseus jackson where were you going with that comment about her camp beads on her neck?#he’s such a guy#hopefully annabeth likes having her neck kissed#LOL#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo#the demigod diaries#mark of athena#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians
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doodle
#art#illustration#drawing#digital art#daredevil#fratt#frank castle#the punisher#i have more shows and movies to watch#but omg are they the cutest#theyre both like highly regarded regular members of society but society failed them#or at least frank . and mr orphan is like by lightly kicking people i will save the planet#and mr soldier is like they took away my chance of being a bad father...because society#and they're perfect together#but nobody gaf but i gaf#matt murdock#mcu#marvel
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that boy is a MONSTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#asmo intears voic: does anyone even LIKE cute perfect silly girls anymore???#me(picking up my table t):yes asmo....#i miss him& toni its bad but all i draw is yuri lately#asmodeus obey me#asmo#mine
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