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trashmakerarticle · 11 months
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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.
Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?
Dick: obviously it’s me?
Tim: it’s dick
Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.
Bruce: it’s Jason
Everyone: WHAT?!?!???
Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week
*everyone looks at dick*
Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school
*everyone looks at tim*
Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him
*everyone looks at Damian*
Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy
Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away
Bruce: my precious little boy
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itsallaboutbl · 3 months
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kind of obsessed with these two gifs negl
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yuyonyu · 1 year
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Gogol’s unrequited love
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junghaesin · 3 months
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Come on, babe. You aren't romantic at all. How do I be romantic?
WE ARE (2024)
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morastfrck · 3 months
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Conan would blend in with south park kids so well
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And that is what it continues to be about! Forcing that guy through therapy at the hands of cartoon animals if it is the last thing I do
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fusionsprunt · 27 days
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me when my meteor-powered robot gf attempts to murder me 😳😳
#context:#after Bortom city recognized Beatrix as a threat and began persecuting her‚ she became widely known#A great reward would be given to those who captured the runaway android‚ and most people feared her.#To sum it up‚ she was alone in her journey and refusing to trust anyone so easily.#The persecutions got worse when more cities allied themselves with Bortom. This attracted robot hunters.#At some point‚ Beatrix met this golden-eyed‚ humanoid shadow that always seemed to watch her from afar#It wouldn't stop following her‚ until it was close enough to initiate a confrontation#Beatrix was basically FED UP with the persecutions and so she fought using her fists... while he had a gun.#The bullets couldn't cause great damage‚ and were actually microchips designed to stunt robotic enemies#Beatrix barely resisted the effects and managed to take down the other... who raised its hands in defeat.#Imagine the situation: She's literally got him on the ground‚ fist raised to deliver a powerful blow while he's SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS#Turns out the microchips take effect‚ and Beatrix attempts to escape before it's too late... But her systems go off abruptly#...Then she wakes up in this cozy workshop of sorts. She goes outside and BOOM!!!#A ship moved by machinery? Robots living peacefully? People walking past her without batting an eye? This must be a dream!#She's finally found Fusionsprunt (or was found but it). The city built for and by rebells like her.#and about the golden-eyed enemy? yeah uh. that's Hunter. of course that was Hunter. he could NOT resist making a dramatic appearance.#the mysterious enemy is actually just some silly guy w workaholic tendencies father of a prodigy and who also enjoys piloting his spaceship#fusionsprunt#fusionsprunt hunter#fusionsprunt beatrix
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demonzoro · 10 months
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baratie arc sanji is sooooo. he's such a snarling dog leashed to a post except that post is a lighthouse he swore his life to guarding. and then you find out he was the one who made his own leash. everything about him is so "give a wild thing food and it'll never leave". he was a wild thing zeff fed. gin was a wild thing sanji fed. some people love with their teeth bared. some people are just all teeth and therefore just all love. everything is a cage to him btw (he makes it so). the baratie is a cage. zeff's bond is a cage. his body is a cage. four walls and a ceiling over his head - like he learnt the dictionary definition of a home and misunderstood. he's always hungry. he'll make sure you never starve. the door to the cage is open and he's looking at it ravenously, pacing just behind the threshold, never eating and always starving
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dropping an infant off a wall in an instant so we all don't die isn't even that hard. like i could do it rn. stabbing an infant in an instant so we all don't die would be like. way harder. but tbh it's not even me that's killing this infant. it's the ground.
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mochizz · 4 months
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ANOTHER PLANTASM SHAKE EDIT (art by: @split-spike and @lolbutjustabit) no because WHY IS IT SO OFFBEAATTTTTT I’m going to smash every wall down UGH well take it anyways yessir
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callme-l · 2 years
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head---ache · 1 year
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Boom thingies idk
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galaxywarp · 30 days
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I keep going on Facebook on the “for rent” posts I see from landlords who are asking for like $1000+ in rent a month and saying “NO PETS” in their listing, and leaving comments simply saying “asking someone to pay you $12,000+ a year and not even letting them have a cat is pretty messed up.”
At first I was doing it just cuz fuck those landlords but I actually did have one of them change their listing to allow pets after I pointed it out and some other folks agreed with me. So now I’m doing it also for that.
but seriously. $1250 a month in rent and you won’t even let someone have a goddamn cat? Who the fuck do you think you are lmfao
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cosmosnout · 1 year
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They had to nuke Sasha bc she would have solved everything in like a week. Fly high queen
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cubesugarss · 1 year
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happy alkaloiding
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glxthoughts · 8 months
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i was upstairs cleaning the bathroom when my phone randomly connected to my speaker downstairs so my audio suddenly cut off and it sounded like cecil wtnv himself broke into my house and started monologuing in my living room
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