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#Cast a love spell
axziom13 · 1 year
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ironinkpen · 4 months
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there's something so poetic about kipperlilly copperkettle—who hated one of her classmates for daring to be better than her and having a dead dad, who refused to improve herself and instead chose to be bitter and entitled, who was so obsessed with being Special and Important like she felt she deserved that she willingly worked with a rage god, betrayed her party, and killed her friend—getting killed by fucking. Hold Person. her fancy optimal build IMMEDIATELY folding in the face of riz's cleverness and experience and applied knowledge. she spends years fixated solely on racking up EXP and getting the Best Abilities, and then when she dies, she's killed not in glorious combat but by a clever, practical application of a 2nd level spell that she NEVER would have ever thought of using because she has no creativity or adventurers' spirit, cast by the same classmate she always hated with a watch his dead dad gave him.
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therealsanssherif · 10 months
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indianspellcaster · 1 year
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Professional Spell Caster Near Me
Professional Spell Caster Near Me | Powerful Love Spells That Work Fast
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sbeep · 4 months
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Prismatic Wall
9th-level abjuration
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Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.
If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.
If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)
If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.
If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.
If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.
If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.
If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.
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linoyes · 2 months
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geekinthesheet5 · 3 months
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All according to plan😛
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slut-jpeg · 1 year
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snoopy image of the day
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officialwizardnews · 10 months
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the horrors persist but so do I
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cloudellesims · 24 days
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some old and some new faces!
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brown-spider · 19 days
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Lightskin Gwen edits by Mudp4wzz on twitter
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"South African" Gwanda real 💯
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WOE! wizard spell of gay love be upon ye 🧙‍♂️🔮🪄✨🏳️‍🌈🌟❤️🧡💛💚💙💜⭐🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🌠🌈
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therealsanssherif · 11 months
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evilwizard · 1 year
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Are you a member of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang?
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filthyguts · 27 days
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shadow wizard money gang
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