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[downbadace]

olaaaa ace, I have fic idea, if your not to busy. its based on the song song Slow Down-by Bobby Valentino. its like a meet cute between Megan and Sophia and how it is, is like Megan is walking out of her house in LA to go to the studio to dance and she sees Sophia walking passed and like its a whole slow mo thing going on, and Megan makes it her mission to get her new neighbour's attention. its like nerd!Megan with a cool girl vibe but that all goes away when she sees Sophia. its like cutesy fluff with sum nsfw

also AHHH the story between you and eve is soooo cuteee

-E

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ 𝐈 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔ᝰ.ᐟ

Pairing: Sophia Laforteza/Megan Skiendiel

Every morning, at exactly 7am, Megan walks out her house to get to her dance studio. And every morning she's met with the beautiful sight of her next door neighbor, Sophia Laforteza, who had just moved in exactly 1 months and 3 days ago... not that she was counting or anything...

CONTENT: Fluff, Loser!Megan, AU-College, Not really stalking but Megan is really interested in Sophia 😭, Strong-Language, Megan's a useless lesbian, Mild Smut (at the end), G!P Character

A/N: I love this song stawp I saw this and I knew I HAD to post this like 😍😍 anyways thank you for the recent love it means a lot to me <3 currently writing this before I go to the airport so hopefully I can post it before I take off 😭 (hey future me! i did not post it before we took off) also remember the Meifiz fic I had planning, I combined it the smut part with this one cause i didn't know if i wanted to post it or not so yeah :3 anyways enjoy!!!!

Word Count: 4.1k

Masterlist

"So, how long did you say you've been watching her?" Daniela asks, sipping on her drink.

"I haven't been 'watching her.' I'm not some kinda weird stalker," Megan clarifies to the girl sitting across from her. The two had just finished their dance lessons and were at their colleges local café (It was Seaside Bakery.) The topic they were currently discussing, and have been for the past month, was Megan's new neighbor that, according the Canto girl, had moved in last month and 3 days ago.

"See, the fact that you're counting from the days when she arrived is stalker enough," Megan just rolls her eyes and rests her head on her hand," Okay but I'm not one. I just like to... admire her everytime she goes out to water her plants."

"Uh-huh... and how is it that you coincidentally see her water the plants every single day?" Megan goes silent before mumbling something. Daniela raises her eyebrows," Sorry, Meg, speak up a little I can't hear yo-"

"I found out she does it at 7am every morning, god, is that what you wanted to hear?" Daniela shakes her head before calling Megan a stalker under her breath. The two fal into a comfortable silence with the both of them taking out their phones and scrolling at the same time. Without looking up from her screen, Daniela asks," How did you even meet her? Did you even meet her, it seems like you've never had a real conversation with this girl."

Megan sighs, trying to recount her past interaction(s) with her Filipina Neighbor," Well actually, yes, we have talked. The day she moved in."

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I remember cause had just gotten back from classes. I was gonna park at my usual spot but a uhaul was in the way so I had to park in the driveway.

Why don't you jusy park in your driveway—

Not the point here, Dani. Anyways, I got out my car and I got curious so I looked over and saw two guys come out of the house, a tall, younger one and an older guy. They were moving furniture inside and one of them asked," Fifi, where do we put this?"

Then, it was like slow-mo. I looked at the direction the guy was facing and this gorgeous girl comes out of the open garage. She had baby blue skirt with a white blouse on, white boots at the end of her long legs with pink bows to compliment them—

The fact that you remember what outfit she was wearing is insane.

Can you let me finish? Anyways, she told the two to put them in the living room and they did as she says. In that moment she looked over at me and I froze cause she gave a really warm smile, those types of smiles to just out you at ease but to terrify you cause no way a smile is that perfect without a sinister meaning behind if. She came up to my side of the lawn and said hey and of course I said hi back. She introduced herself as Sophia Laforteza. She moved in because she had just transferred to UCI for medical training. I told her that I also went to UCI and what I majored in and she said "Oh wow, maybe we'll see each other on campus." And I told her that'd be fun. Before She can say anything else, the younger one from earlier called her inside and she said she had to go but that she hopes that we get to talk again.

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"That was the last interaction I had with her," Megan says, twiddling her thumbs. Daniela looked at her in confusion," Wait so you've never talked to her since then? Does she even remember you exist?"

"Of course she does, she waves hello to me whenever we make eye contact."

"Yeah, and how many times would you say you've made eye contact with her?" Megan hesitates before saying," Like... Three times?"

Daniela sighs before rubbing the bridge of her nose," You're a lost cause, Megan Skiendiel. How bout you just talk to her? It's not hard, it's easier than reading."

"I'm dyslexic, mind you."

"Exactly, So go talk to her when you get home!" Megan just nods, taking a sip of her drink before going back to doomscrolling on her phone.

"Maybe I should go talk to her..." She thinks.

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Megan parks at her usual spot outside her house. She gets out and looks over at the house next door and she feels her heart sink at the sight of Sophia on her porch, glasses on reading a medical book. Megan hesitates before calling out," Hey, Sophia!"

The filipina sitting down looks up to the direction she's been called from and smiles brightly when she sees who's calling her," Oh, hi Megan! What's up, how are you?"

Megan walks over to her front door as she speaks," Not much, just got back from dance practice, a little sore y'know so I think I'll take a nap." She stretches her arm a bit, pretending that it was sore so that her cropped shirt can purposely lift up slightly, showing her toned stomach," How bout you?"

Sophia smiles, putting down her book on her chair, coming up to the porches fence to lean against it so she's looking directly at Megan," Not much, just reading for one of my classes. To be honest I'm really bored and uninterested in it, I just wanted to come out here so I look smart, like I'm doing something, y'know?"

Megan smiles and scratches the back of her head," No yeah, I get that so much, I post on my account that I'm studying at a café or something but in reality I'm doomscrolling on my phone half the time."

Sophia giggles before her face lights up," Hey, I should follow you on instagram, so we could talk more!" She says as she takes out her phone. Megan freezes for a second before taking out her own," Oh yeah, that'd be awesome!"

They exchanged usernames and once they both got the notification of new followers, they say their goodbyes and Megan goes back inside the house. The second she closes her door her heartbeat slows and she lets out a breath she didn't know she was holding. "No way I just did that..." she thinks out loud.

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Since that day it was like something had switched. Talking to Sophia had been way easier than it was before and Megan had an interaction with her every single day since then. Sure, it would only be small talk, things about their days or complaining about college lectures but Megan was desperate for anything. So desperate that she had scrolled through Sophia's entire instagram page and highlights to know what the girl was interested in.

So maybe Megan was a little crazy but it wasn't obsessive, she says it's what most people call "loser behavior." and her friends seemed to share rhetorical same sentiment.

"No, definitely loser behavior, what kind of normal person with a life goes through someone's instagram." Lara says, tossing the beanbag in her hand up and down. Her, Daniela, and Megan were at Manon's house, waiting for the girl to get ready as they were going to a party later that night.

"Okay, you can't be talking though, Rajagopalan, remember in high school when you stalked this girls whole entire digital footprint to find out if she was gay?" Manon had called out from her bathroom. Lara scoffs and throws the beanbag up with more force," Okay, but that wasn't for me, that was for a friend... I just happened to also like her too."

Manon goes "hah!" before going back to doing her makeup. Daniela sighs," Being gay must be sooooo hard. Could never be me though."

Everyone stops and looks at Daniela and her face turns into confusion.

"What? I'm just saying, I didn't have to put this much effort into men," a beat of silence follows Daniela's words before Lara thrusts the beanbag at Dani's head, hitting her smack dab in the forehead.

"Hey, okay what the fuck," She says before throwing it back to Lara. The Tamil girl dodges it before hitting her with the pillow she was laying on, resulting in a pillow fight. As the two went to war, Manon came out of the bathroom and sat at her vanity, taking her lip gloss and lashes and other make up products out.

"While we're on this topic, do you even know if she's gay, Meg?" Megan looks up from her phone and stutters," I-I mean like... She likes Chappell Roan?"

Lara gets up from her fighting position and smacks Daniela one more time before interjecting into the conversation," Okay but many people like Chappell, not to burst your bubble or anything."

"W-well, uhm... She really likes Hailee Steinfeld, especially her as Kate Bishop?"

"Okay but is that because she's every queer girls' awakening or is it because Hailee Steinfeld is filipina?" Megan pressed her lips together in a thin line, thinking of something else that could prove anything about Sophia remotely liking girls.

"Uhm... Oh! She rolls her jeans up!" The three girls look at each other before looking back at Megan.

"Babe, it's not 2018, this could mean anything," Manon says, looking at Megan through ther vanity mirror.

"Yeah, I'm sorry to say it but unless she straight up says 'I like pussy' you should assume she's straight." Lara says, before laying down on Daniela's lap, the Latina girl side-eyeing her before accepting that shs now a pillow for Lara, leaning back on her arms," Yeah, Meg, as the resident straight girl I'm gonna tell you, don't get your hopes up. You never know, she can just be a really closeted bisexual."

"Is the cal coming from inside the house?" Lara jokes before The girl above her hits her with a pillow," Ow, hey, I'm kidding, I love my straight best friend, okay?"

Megan flops backwards on Manon's bed, searching for anything in her mind that can prove that Sophia is at least a little interested in her. But for now, her mind goes blank.

✰ ✰ ✰

"You sure this is the right address?"

"It looks like someone's trying to burn the house down..."

"I don't wanna go in."

"Okay, just because a few furniture is on the roof and lawn doesn't mean it's gonna be a bad party," Lara says as she parks the car in front of the building. It was three stories of pure chaos, people were on the roof playing catch, toilet paper flew everywhere, and somehow a chicken was running around the front lawn.

"If one of us doesn't show up to school tomorrow, we know why," Manon says as everyone gets out the car. The four of them walk across the street and make their way into the house. Immediately people started saying hi, greeting the four known girls. Megan wouldn't say she was popular, if anything her three friends were the popular ones, she was just well known by association. If she had to categorize them then she'd say that Daniela was the most popular campus dealer, automatically getting on everyone's good side, Lara was the biggest campus fuck-boy, or fuck-girl, having girls and guys on their knees just for simple acknowledgment, and Manon? Well everyone liked Manon, she's pretty, smart, and just a generally enjoyable person to be around. Megan was... also there.

"Hey guys! What're you doing here!" The four turned to where the voice called out to them. Then, they saw the sight of Yoonchae, a sophomore at UCI, very popular among her class.

"We could say the same for you, Yoonchip. Why are you at an upperclassman party?" Manon asked. Yoonchae shrugged," I'm here with a new girl, she's in your guys' class. Very nice and invited me with her!"

Before any of them could ask who the girl was, a soft voice from behind the girls called for Yoonchae above all the loud music. Megan heard it, hoped to God it wasn’t who she feared, turned around, and instantly decided she was agnostic.

"Omg, Megan! I didn't realize you'd be here too!" Sophia says before giving her neighbor a hug. Megan turned red, thankful that the lights wouldn't pick up on the tint on her face, and hesitated before hugging her back," Yeah, didn't expect you to be here either!"

They pulled away from each other, Sophia's hands resting on Megan's shoulders. It's corny, but Megan swore that she could get lost in her eyes. As they let their gazes linger, one of the girls from next to them clears their throat and the two look at the group at the same time.

"So... You gonna introduce us, Megatron?" Lara asks. Megan feels a rush and embarrassment flow over her before introducing Sophia," Oh, u-uhm... Guys this is Sophia, my neighbor."

Daniela gives Megan a knowing look before going up to the Filipina," Hello, Sophia, I'm Daniela, call me Dani. It is very nice to meet you, Megan has told us so much about you!"

"Has she, now?" Megan wishes that the ground would swallow her whole at that moment," I mean like... Yeah but, no, I mean what's there to talk about—I mean you are a very intresting person it's just that I... fuck my life..." Megan stutters out, whispering the last part under her breath. Sophia just giggles at Megan's dorky behavior," I get it Meg, I am a very interesting person, and I could say the same about you, Dani, Megan says you're in quite the... buisness?"

Daniela nods," Yup, you need a fix and I gotchu." She punctuates her sentence with a wink. Sophia smiles before looking at the other girls," And you two must be Lara and Manon, heard a lot from you two as well."

Lara, being sly as ever, takes Sophia's hand in hers and kisses the knuckles, making Megan's eye slightly twitch," Mhm, charmed, I'm sure. Despite rumors I am very single and very looking for someone."

The girl giggles at Lara's gesture before pulling away," Thank you, but you're not really my type, I'm into the more 'nerdy' type."

"Oh that's great, because Megan here, our little Mei-Mei, is definitely a ner—" Manon get's cut off by Megan covering her mouth. Manon protests, her voice muffled," Do not listen to them they are actually very high right now and don't know better." Megan says passive aggressively. Sophia just nods her head and smirks," Right, well if Megan is ever... interested, then tell her to meet with me later."

Megan lets the hand covering Manon's mouth falls down from her face. Lara and Daniela give each other a knowing look before Sophia walks away, asking Yoonchae to follow her. With a wide-eyed expression, she follows the girl and the disappear into the crowd.

"So... I think she might be gay—"

"Yeah no shit, Lara." Megan says before finding the nearest alcoholic drink.

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The party goes on for, what seemed like, forever. Megan's lazily sitting on a counter as a couple next to her is making out. She looks around for any sight of the friends she had lost and spots Daniela stealthily handing someone a small bag, presumably with, what she likes to call, her "special product." Megan rolls her eyes and draws her eyes somewhere else. Then, she spots her. Sophia.

The girl was leaning against the wall, swirling her red cup in hand, as a guy is talking her ear off. Sophia gave polite smiles and nodded to the words he was speaking, but any remotely sober person would take the hint that she was uninterested. She breathed in and out before her eyes began to wander. They just so happened to land on a familiar pair of eyes that were staring her down. She smiles and gives Megan a wink to which Megan stupidly responds with looking around and then looking back at her, pointing at herself.

Sophia laughs and mouths a "yes" and Megan meekly waves his back. Sophia's smile grows wider and she mouths something along the lines of "follow me" before telling the guy some thing and walking off. Megan takes a big gulp, nervous for whatever the girl was going to do to her and worked up the coursge to do as the girl says.

She turned the corner that Sophia did and saw her walking up the stairs, her hips swaying making her skirt lift slightly. Megan pretended that she didn't see the obvious view Sophia was giving her so she quickly followed behind until they were walking next to each other.

"S-So, uhm... hi?" Sophia snickers at the girl's awkwardness, sensing thay she's tense.

"Relax, I'm not gonna murder you I just... wanna talk to a familiar face, is all." Megan nods along to Sophia's words and continues to follow by her side. They continue to walk next to each other, Megan hesitating to speak until they're at the end of a hallway, a door standing in front of them. Sophia opens the door and nudges her head inside," Ladies first?"

The corner of Megan's lips raise for a second before walking in. She doesn't look back until she hears the door closes. Just as she turns back, Sophia wraps her hands around her shoulders, surprising the girl for a second. Their faces are impossibly close without touching and Megan smell the lip gloss Sophia had on her perfect lips.

"So... rumor has it that you like me... Is that true, Mei-Mei?" Sophia asks, using the nickname she heard from Manon earlier. Megan pretends blood isn't rushing to every part of her body, and by every part she means every part.

"Uhm... I mean—where did you exactly hear that?" Sophia giggles, taking a step forward, prompting Megan to take a step back. They keep moving till Megan feels the back of her legs hit the bed and she stumbles backwards, laying down on the mattress.

"Oh come on, baby. It was very obvious. Don't even try to deny it was." Megan backed up so that she was properly laying on the bed, her elbows keeping her up. Sophia took off her jacket that she was wearing and tossed it somewhere in the room. Megan opened her mouth to retaliate but was quickly shut up when Sophia got on the bed too, immediately moving to straddle Megan's waist.

"F-fuck... uhm, how bout we talk about this cause I don't think—oh, yup that's my belt." Megan babbles out as Sophia moves to unbuckle the girl's belt. She unhooks the belt prong from the hole. She stops and looks at the girl once more," If you want to, we can stop. But, by context clues, it seems your friend doesn't want me to."

Megan's face turns redder than Sophia's lips. Just as she was about to open her mouth to speak, the door burst open and entered two very drunk guys, sloppily making out. Before any other actions further went down, Sophia yelled in a stern voice," Hey! What the fuck guys, can't you see we're occupied?"

The two immediately broke a part and one of them started laughing while the other murmured apologies through his drunk giggles. They exit and kindly lock the door for them.

Sophia turned back to the girl under her as the door closed. Her grip on Megan's belt loosened a bit and she smirks," So, is this your first time or what?"

"L-Like... with a girl, having sex, getting a boner around said girl? Cause all of the above," Megan says in a shaky voice. Sophia giggles at the girl's awkardness and she moves herself, grinding against the tent in her pants making Megan groan.

"God... you're so cute. My pretty boy," Megan doesn't realize she's whimpering at the nickname until Sophia points it out," You like when I call you mine? Or do you like it when I call you 'pretty boy?'"

"U-Uhm... all of the above?"

Sophia smiles," That's what I thought. Lift your hips a bit for me, baby." Megan obeys the girls words and lifts her hips, allowing Sophia easier access to take off her belt. The filipina feels the pressure of Megan's member between her pants and groans.

"You're so needy for me aren't you? So worked up and I barely even touched skin." She gets off Megan momentarily to take off bother her pants and boxers, her member springing up immediately. Sophia's eyes widen, taken aback by the (literally) huge sight.

"Holy fuck, you're huge..." Sophia says in a breathy voice.

"I-Is that a bad thing...?" Megan asks in a whimper. Sophia looks at her and leans down to hover over her lips. Her hand slides down Megan's stomach, her hand reaching under her shirt and then slowly down to her erect member, lightly grasping it. Megan gasps and Sophia takes the opportunity to kiss her opened lips. They sloppily make-out and Sophia's hand slowly starts to stroke Megan's member, the Canto girl whimpering in her mouth as she feels heat go all over her body. They pull away after a moment and Sophia looks down at Megan's hips as they lift up to pump into Sophia's hand.

"Not at all, baby. In fact, I'm gonna show you how much of a good thing it is."

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The next thing Megan knew is that she wasn't in her bed. In fact, she wasn't in her clothes either. She sat up and looked around at the unfamiliar setting. The room she was in was cozy, to say the least. Fairy lights lined up the walls and multiple posters of K-Pop groups and movies decorated the empty spaces. She patted herself down, lookingn for her phone before reaching into the pocket of pajamas that weren't hers, taking her phone out and checking what time it was. The phone showed 12pm, way past the time her classes started. She groaned and flopped on the pillow she was just laying on, immediately hit with a familiar scent.

"If you're worried about missing classes, then don't. Cause it's Sunday." Megan's eyes shot up and looked at the doorway to see Sophia with two mugs in her hand. One of them had a cute cat design and the other had every member of BTS on it.

"Don't mind the mugs, I literally had nothing else which reminds me I probably should go to IKEA soon." She hands the cat mug to Megan and she hesitates before taking it. Looking in the mug before drinking it.

"It's just black coffee with a little sugar, I didn't know how you wanted it so I just made it the way I usually like it," Megan nods as she finishes her sip. She breathes in and out before looking at Sophia.

"Hey... did we?" Sophia finishes her gulp before putting her mug on the side table. She presses her lips together before nodding a yes. Megan turns red and buries her face in her hand.

"Oh my god, I am so sorry—"

"Woahhhh, what do you have to be sorry for? You were really good last night." Megan peaked through her hands.

"I-I was?" Sophia just nodded, taking another sip of her mug," Oh yeah, I'm telling you I think my throat hurts from screaming so much. That's why we came back to my place, we got a noise complaint from people who were doing it too in the room adjacent to us, can you believe that?"

Megan buries her head in her hands again mumbling a "no" before laying back down. They sit in an awkward silence before Megan asks," How bout the other girls? What happened to them?"

"Oh they're fine, they drove Yoonchae home, thank god. They wanted me to tell you good job on 'finally bagging a baddie.' Whatever that meant."

Megan groans," I'm gonna kill them, o-em-gee..."

Sophia giggles before putting her mug down again and climbing into bed with Megan. She takes her hands off of her face and turns her head to face her. Sophia gives Megan a kiss on her nose before whispering," You're so cute flustered."

Megan relaxes and just stares into Sophia's eyes. They gleamed perfectly in the noon light, telling a hundred different stories at once. Megan wanted to tell her how beautiful she was, how much her heart stops and time seems to be moving in slow motion while they're together. But all she can manage out is—

"Stay with me for a bit?"

Sophia giggles," Of course, baby. I'll stay for as long as you want me to."

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yay :))) i really liked this fic ngl so yeah hope yall did too okay byeeeeee 🫶🫶

[koolades-world]

Helloo !

I just wanted to know how you think the brothers (or any other character you want to do!) would react to an MC that shows affection or just generally behaves like a cat on the norm? [Specifically Satan]

Like, headbutting their arm or something (gently) to get attention, having an overwhelming urge to push things off of tables when their placed on the edge, slow blinking to say 'I love you', managing to get into random places and somehow squeezing into crevices, often found napping in the most inconvenient spots, etc?

-E. (*^^*)♡

hi!! omg I love this request. I love cats sm

sorry I took so long to get to this, E! hope you enjoy

Mc with cat-like tendencies

Lucifer

thinks it cute but won't ever admit that

often finds you napping at strange times in his office since it's so quiet and cold

keeps lots of fluffy blankets around the house for you (and Belphie by proxy)

a little annoyed at your tendency to steal small objects or push things off his desk but it just taught him to keep decoys

Mammon

overwhelmed by your cuddliness at such strange, specific times and prickliness at others

finds himself buying lots of little things he knows you're going to like

one time he found you asleep underneath his bed when he couldn't find you anywhere

when asked, you told him nobody would ever check under there since his room was notoriously messy, which embarrassed him and made him a little cleaner

Levi

surprised by your love for napping in his bathtub

he loves how you're often up with him during his gaming sessions late at night and totally understands passing out randomly and for short periods of time

also gets being startled by sudden movement or loud noises

all and all gets along with you very well

Satan

over the moon once he notices all these tendencies

understands the slow blinks and can barely contain his excitement

keep that info from his brothers so he can share those special moments with you

introduces you to his favorite, quiet spots that are secluded in hopes of being able to enjoy some precious moments with you

Asmo

he's just relived that you don't also shed like a cat, he loves Satan but he can't stand having cat fur on everything

can't be mad that you ruin his organization and enjoys your company when he's playing dress up or getting ready

always finds you hanging out or sleeping in strange places in his closet

adores how loving you are and how you come to him for the affection, since coming after you doesn't really work too well

Beel

a little confused by your actions but gets used to your quirks quickly

grows used to the arm headbutting and draws comfort from it

finds himself growing rather protective of you when you nap somewhere public

if you happen to fall asleep on him, he's the least likely to move you and will stay exactly where and how he is so he doesn't wake you

Belphie

ultimate nap buddies!!!

falling asleep on each other is like a job at this point since you both do it so often

with each others help, you both find even more weird places to sleep

your favorite spot together is the roof, but if you're not there, he knows just to check the top of the high bookshelves in the library for you

[nanamikentorp]

happy Halloween 👻

-E

[hansolsticio]

tá cedo demais pra falar que eu ADORARIA levar uns tapas na bunda do joshua mesmo com a possibilidade gigantesca de eu começar a chorar pq as mãos dele são grandes e grossas demais?

https://x.com/maesvto/status/1916493914212573230?t=xDZvHvyfhVNgg59yamkxjw&s=19

toda vez que eu lembro que elas são DESTE tamanho eu preciso sair uns quinze minutinhos da Internet pra me reconectar com a natureza, anon...............

[LINK]

[localplaguenurse]

HELLOO !!!!!!! (It's been a loooong while since I logged on here...)

AHhhh it's been a long while!!! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!!! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO!!!!!

E

HI!!!!!! I had actual coffee for the first time and it was a terrible idea because I feel like the dvd logo bouncing everywhere and everytime it hits the edge of the screen it gets faster. BUT GOOD OTHER THAN THAT!

A lot has happened! I've mostly kept on writing the dottore fic and dad Zhongli fic, took a few hiatuses/breaks for mental health AND to finally make outlines for all my fics (so now I know how many chapters are actually left of each one). I also went across the country to British Columbia to meet my uncle and his family for the first time and it was GORGEOUS there, oh my god.

Oh and I think we were still talking when I figured it out, but if not, I've realized I'm trans now! Still haven't come out to the family yet though, still deciding how I should do it. It's one of my new year's resolutions; finish my fics and come out.

I missed you!!!

[sorryimananti-romantic]

CHAPTER 5??? HOTTEOKS GETTING FED OH MY GOSH 🤯😳 HELLO??? AHHH I LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUCH OMG - 𝐸

THIS IS THE YUNHO WE GOT FED WITH!!

[throwland]

(Shy slut again. I’ll just sign stuff off with “E” from now on)

I’d love to be fucked until I’m in tears. It would probably be too much for me to take but I’d love that limit to be pushed.

maybe even do it in front of a mirror so I can see just how ruined I am.

Of course you do. I’ll fuck you for however long I feel like doing so. Don’t really care what you have to say when I’m filling you up.

That’s such a good idea <3 I’ll make you watch yourself drooling over the fat strap you’re riding.

[amazingmsme]

Free card

Listen, we all got that thing about our ocs' in the back of our head that we are WAITING for someone to ask about (or it's just me 😭)

Imagine it's THAT question, you're welcome

—E

Yes Asterios does have the biggest crush on Elpenor if it wasn’t already obvious. He thinks he’s so cute & funny, he’s just sooo smitten with him. So he has a ton of gay panic any time Elpenor decides to wreck him

[deathcabforkralie]

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

-e

Because if water is water is ice is hot to cold water, you'd brain.

[lover-rotting]

You found me quite easily. Guess I should’ve made it harder for you. I’m currently writing something right now, I hope you’ll like it

- E

i’ll admit, the pink letter did help me, but the name you use is what gave you away. and yes, i did enjoy what you wrote.

[downbadace]

Also I've realised something, I haven't heard anyone talk ab Lara's song Home girls. I was listening to it yesterday (after obsessing over it when it came out) and realised idk if anyone knows. Btw it's a demo song

-E

broooo i love lara's song, i need it on streaming like its so underrated >~< i wanna write smthing inspired by it but idk what ��😭 anyone got suggestions????

[the-whispers-of-death]

*Cracks knuckles* Let's go, tactical field care. I want to add, this is the standard training for the German army. Also, I'm not a medic, this is just the standard training all new recruts receive.

It follows this pattern: CABCDE

Critical bleeding: Here we have care under fire, which is in an active combat situation, if you're being shot at. Soldier got shot in a limb, tourniquet. Pull it as tight as possible. Soldier got shot in not limb, apply pressure. They will most likely scream. That's good. As long as they can scream, they are conscious. Write the time you put the tourniquet on on it. Bring wounded soldier away from the battle situation, then we go over to tactical field care.

After ten minutes max, the tourniquet will hurt. A lot. Believe me. It does. The wounded will try to get it off. Don't let them. Give them a shot of morphine if you can. Then the wound needs to be packed with quick clot gauze. Basically a combat tampon, a long cotton strip with a medication on it that lets the blood clot quickly. Then a pressure bandage on it.

Airway: Make sure the woundeds airway is free, oftentimes they have blood, vomit or dirt in their mouths. Get it out.

Breathing: Chest has to be clear, every piece of clothing comes off. Check the thorax if they breathe normally. If not, this is an indicator of for example a tension pneumothorax. (I don't want this summary to be an essay, so I'm not gonna explain this one, if you want I can write a summary about that too)

Circulation: Do a blood sweep. This means checking the whole body (Yes, all of it) for other minor wounds. Check the pulse.

Disability: This is to check if there's damage to the brain. This can either be judged based on the Glasgow coma scale or, how I learned it, if they react to verbal or pain stimuli, if they know where, when and who they are, what happened and so on.

Enviroment: Wrap them up like a burrito in a shock blanket. That it this metal looking, silver blanket. It protects them from losing body heat.

CPR: Regarding cpr, in an active combat situation, you do not revive. Otherwise, hands on each other, on the chest, in the middle, slightly to the left. And press. Hard. You heard a crack? That was a rib. Happens. Keep going. At around 120bpm (Sargeant made the whole platoon sing "Staying alive". Fun times)

If you are interested in this, I can highly recommend UF PRO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUNSDvBIMA8 They use another pattern (MARCH algorithm), but the essentials are the same. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yBtxqMTG3O4 This one is a paramedic from Germany, but he also has videos in English.

Important: As I said, I am not a medic. This is combat first aid, Stone would have more training that he'd be allowed to do things as, for example, release a tension pneumothorax. But the basic things are the same. Also, English isn't my first language, so I apologize for any errors. If you have any other questions, I'm always happy to answer questions. Cheers!

~ E

First of all, your English is perfect. Second of all, huge thank you for taking your time to give me a summary AND videos to watch. You're so real for that.

Definitely going to be using this information in the future. Don't how or when, but it will be used. So thank you so much again for this.

[riftty-rifter-rebellion]

Guess who :3

-E Anon

Terrorizing blogs since March 2025 ✨

what the fuck whO ARE YOU!!

[localplaguenurse]

I present to you this sketch that I turned into Lihua :D

E

THE GIRL!!!!!

UWAAAAAAAA!!!

I'm printing her off asap and she is getting the heart patterned film

[sorryimananti-romantic]

once i saw blvenote's photos of cherry the kitten, i wanted to send photos of my little kittens, but uh, im an anon 😭

anywho, blvenote, your kitten is adorable, i wanna pet cherry

- 𝐸

aw 😭 would have loved to see your kittens! i bet they're adorable hehe

@blvenote here's some cherry appreciation, pet her from us :'))

[nothingbutflowerz]

I’m on the bus now and I feel like I’m some kind of omorashi fan fiction. My bladder actually feels like a heavy ball suspended in my abdomen. When the bus moves and jostles it’s like I can genuinely feel it wobble and jolt and jeez.

- E

woah..you sound full already!! holding in public is always so uncomfortable for me, feeling all that pressure knowing I have NO way to go..it makes it worse for me knowing there's no choice tbh. i get anxious and that always makes me need to pee super super bad

keep holding though!! try not to think about how badly you have to go