#Geneva convention 4

[claraameliapond]

The first ship carrying humanitarian aid reaches Gaza: aid must enter by sea, because Israel continues to enforce collective punishment by forced starvation of Palestine, not allowing food aid trucks into Gaza

Ceasefire now

Decolonise Palestine

[dapper-lil-arts]

Had this joke in my head ever since i designed this AJ anthro lmao (reference to a parks n rec bit)

[plunderingpennies]

Look I’m so down for the P4 polycule but I just realized who they remind me of and now I can’t look at them the same -

[ohworm-writes]

True mental illness is fixing on a certain character to the point that you waste countless amounts of money on things even remotely related to them.

[m-e-w-666]

welp my post breached containment and people are being no fun on it. not people talking about how it sounds like 2-3 different popular posts like,, yes ofc it does,,, this one particular person was determined to be like

[crazycatguydragon]

I've got insomnia, and I hate it. It's currently 4:30AM, and I haven't slept at all!

Anyway, heres a picture I took a few days ago of my precious little cat Cinnabun.

She is my little baby, and I love her so much that anything ever happened to her, so many more things will be added to the Geneva convention that it will make Canada look like an innocent child

[castielsprostate]

POOLVERINE BEACH VACATION!!!!!!!!! wade in his iconic hawaiian shirts which he packs one for each day, logan in flip flops and a slutty slutty cropped tank top (that wade tooootally didn't tailor), al in her brat beach girl fit (they made her carry all the floaties ((they put cocaine in the floaties so it's okay))), laura in her super cute bulky new sunglasses logan had bought for her, colossus yukio and ellie tag along too (colossus is wearing a male bikini), peter, dopinder, and vanessa bring the cocktails

anyway, wade drowns 4 times, logan gets really annoyed with the beach volleyball players because they keep making nasty remarks towards wade and aiming for dopinder and colossus with the ball so he shreds all the volleyballs and the net. and their shoes. and also their bags. and maybe one of the worst guys. ellie and yukio have a lovely beach date, colossus flashes way too many people, al sniffs sand that wade said was cocaine, peter shows everyone his knew piercing jewellery and gets at least 7 people's number, laura maxxes out 3 of wade's credit cards spending it at beachside shops, and vanessa got a very nice tan.

wade and logan break at least 5 storage cabins and two geneva conventions fucking and fighting

[thequeenofuselessinformation]

So basically the entire character list of The ballad of songbirds and snakes is the exes from hell

1. Coriolanus Snow

-Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore

-Great hair and fashion sense

-Love bombs you

-Old money

-His (grand)mom hates you because her son can do no wrong so clearly you're the problem

-His favourite hobby is emotional and mental abuse

-Snitches on you when cheating at family board game night (he's deflecting that he's also cheating)

-Emotionally stagnant (narcissist with mommy and daddy issues)

2. Sejanus Plinth

-Loves you to bits, so does his mom (your waistline will never truly recover)

-Indecisive about where to grab dinner always

-New money and it shows in his insecurity

-Supportive asf

-Breaks up with you because he can't be with a non pacifist/vegan

-Daddy issues

-Condemns Shein hauls

-Identity crisis every other week, you'll have to talk him out of a buzz cut, jumping off the ledge or giving all his money to scammers (if you collect all the stamps you'll get a financial compensation from his dad on the wedding day)

3. Lucy Gray Baird

-Her Ex is a dick, will stalk and harass you

-Her family is a bunch of hippies, will make you eat with your hands, on the floor, while singing Kumbaya

-Sings you to sleep, braids your hair

-Almost poisoned you thrice cause she doesn't understand you shouldn't mix cleaning products together

-Old soul

-Thrifts, recycles

-Puts salt in your coffee after arguments

-Ghosts you after your make or break argument

4. Casca Highbottom

-Never asks about your day, his is always worse

-Drug addict in denial

-Weird beef with his old classmate's son (he never lets anything go)

-Dislikes people, which would be fine if you weren't included

-Always on some sardonic shit, probably a business major with a psych minor

-His pills take all the space in the shared bathroom, your makeup will be shoved in the far lowest drawer next to the TP

-His ancient ass coworkers hit on you at symposiums, he's too high off bathroom cocaine to stop them (or gets off, either way you're tired and want home)

5. Dr Gaul

-Devil Incarnate

-You somehow rizzed her up at a function and she's been showing up at your house ever since (you don't how but she has both the address and a key)

-Petting zoo type of owner

-She always smells like chemicals and latex

-Asks you unhinged "Would you rather" questions and refuses to drop it (makes your Would you love me if i were a worm ex cute by a long shot)

-Will perform experiments on you without your knowledge or consent

-Insists her pet snake shares your bed

-Freak in the streets and the sheets (the restraining order won't even go through cause she's in cahoots with half the Government)

-Definitely wanted for war crimes somewhere, the G in Geneva convention stands for Gaul

6. Lucky Flickerman

-A clown.

-His hair and skincare products take over the entire bathroom/vanity

-He can't dress to save his life, but he sure thinks he can

-Golden retriever boyfriend energy

-Steals your concealer, refuses to admit it

-Would you like to see a magic trick? What do you mean this is a serious fight, there's a quarter up your nose

-Impulsive buyer, has 13 snow globes of panem because they were on sale and looked shiny

-Even his pet thinks he's a dumbass

-Cries during movies

7. Tigris

-Yes she do the cooking, yes she do the cleaning

-Insecure about her appearance (critical, will cost you)

-Her family is a bunch of snobs

-Anything she touches turns into gold

-Her cousin can do no wrong, you have to accommodate everything for him or she'll die (and he never even visits, "just in case")

-Her grandmother is a package deal, I hope you like boomer propaganda and info commercials early on Sunday morning

-Empathetic asf

-Puts everyone's needs above hers (and unfortunately yours)

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

Worst Crimes a Female Character Can Commit (By Order of Severity)

10. Theft

9. Tax Fraud

8. Murder

7. Terrorism

6. Violating the Geneva Convention

5. Being impolite (esp. to male characters)

4. Being feminine but in a way that is neither childlike nor sexy

3. Being even slightly "like other girls"

2. Being mildly annoying

1. Being the canon romantic interest of a male character who is more popularly shipped with other men

[souredfigs]

Gil-galad never beating the golden House of Finarfin allegations , Elrond once again being the voice of reason and everybody ignoring him (except uncle Círdan showing him support:) while he and Arondir are in the trenches going through Tolkeinverse's version of 1917 ,Galadriel regretting every second onwards from when she jumped off of that ship,Isildur experiencing FNAF 4 in real time (I just KNOW he is gonna come across Shelob ya Allah protect him atp), Celebrimbor in his Will Graham era , Khaza-dûm essentially standing on top of a cherkovs balrog that can pop up any minute so Durin better hurry up and launch a coup against his dad or wallahi we are cooked , Tom Bombadil meeting Nori and The Stranger and trying to band together a dream team while Coquette bow Sauron violates every clause of the Geneva convention , Númenor in its Rome circa 467 AD era , Arda is in utter shambles but we are so back

[slapjacq]

also now as I read the vampire Lestat I want several things to happen to happen next season, and if they don’t, I will have very serious words with Rolin Jones

1. Nicki and Lestat’s relationship. Especially at the beginning. There’s a lot of ground to cover but just one episode of bliss between the two and I’ll be happy. Their tragedy is so important to Lestat as a character that it would violating Geneva war conventions to ignore that part.

2. Lestat’s wolfkiller moment. We need at least a glimpse of the type of person that Lestat could’ve become had he not become a vampire or met Nicki, because it also plays too important of a part in his becoming.

3. Gabrielle’s slay, and not just her serving cunt, but some type of an actual exploration of her genderqueerness. The relationship between her and Lestat is something I’m leaving between the writers and god on how they want to go about it. I trust them completely honestly.

4. Armand being fucking unhinged. I need crazy bitch Armand back like I need air. Now that he’s no longer with Louis and now that he’s going to be narrated by Lestat, he better be insane. The lesmand scenes better be nuts and the devils minion, armandaniel scenes better be even crazier. Also transformation scene.

5. Louis living his absolute best single life. Just give him happiness as a treat and let us bask in the glory that is Louis de pointe du lac being a content being.

I probably have more but I can’t think of them at this very moment.

[teaboot]

You know what guys I don't make the rules but just personally I feel like every good group MUST have the following:

A technically skilled science/tech dweeb everyone underestimates who would actually do very well in prison; secret freak. LGBTQ rep. Hyperfixates. Voted #1 most likely to violate the Geneva conventions. Voted #1 most likely to still consider their childhood rival their sworn enemy well into adulthood.

Highly neurotic yet low-key super competent weirdo who wears cargo pants and just wants everything to be normal for five goddammit minutes but is still somehow in the front row when the shit hits the fan. Will hold your beer and watch you eat concrete trying to perform an impromptu backflip at a house party. Will drive you to the hospital afterwards. Probably won't yell at you if you puke in their car.

High-society classy ho who obviously outshines everyone else in fancy social settings. Dresses well, speaks well, holds themselves well, fits right in with the snooty upper class bastards. Their deep dark secret? The heart and soul of a dirty peasant. Nobody can know that oysters and caviar make them wanna hurl. Secret pleasures include doritos, ugly pajamas, and bad daytime TV. Their parents suck.

Conventionally attractive and charismatic "leader" figure who outwardly appears calm, cool, and collected until the pressure is off and the anxiety disorder comes out. Has an organized sock drawer. Does meal prep once a week. Goes to the gym regularly. Seems like they have all their shit together until you get a phone call at 4 in the afternoon because their hand is glued to a barstool and they can't explain how it happened

Awkward and uncharasmatic "leader" figure who has more street smarts than book smarts and doesn't seem to take anything seriously until all the cards are down. Edgy backstory. Is visibly disappointed when they find out you don't know an important life skill. Somehow the most competent person of the group when left to their own devices. But can they learn to trust... the power of friendship?

An inanimate thing which is so beloved that it might as well have a personality at this point. Bonus points if it's obviously kinda dumpy and busted.

[gunsandspaceships]

Recruiting Peter in Civil War: a War Crime?

Today we are going to review this statement:

Tony “blackmailed a teenager to help fight his battles for him (Civil War) (which for the record, constitutes as a fucking war crime)”.

Part 1. Not a war crime: check my post about war crimes here. War crime is a crime committed during a war, by a party of the conflict.

MCU's “Civil War” was not a war. It was a conflict between a few people, that included one fight and a chase. The fight at the end of the movie between Tony and Steve with Bucky was not a part of this particular conflict, but a conflict on its own. From the government’s side, this situation was a law enforcement operation to capture a group of fugitives, where Tony’s side represented the law enforcement group under U.N. authority, not a nation’s armed forces.

The definition of Armed Forces: “the combined military, naval, and air forces of a nation”.

Source

In comics (Earth 616) it was indeed a war, but not in the MCU. That’s first.

Second, “Under the Statute of the International Criminal Court, conscripting or enlisting children into armed forces or groups constitutes a war crime in both international and non-international armed conflicts (ICC Statute, Article 8(2)(b)(xxvi) and (e)(vii)).”

Tony did not enlist Peter in the armed forces or the Avengers.

And third, “The bans on recruitment of children below the age of 15 enshrined in Article 77 of  Additional Protocol I, and in Article 4 of Additional Protocol II are also considered to prohibit accepting voluntary enlistment (P I, Art. 77 (2); P II, Art. 4(3)(c)).”

“2. The Parties to the conflict shall take all feasible measures in order that children who have not attained the age of fifteen years do not take a direct part in hostilities and, in particular, they shall refrain from recruiting them into their armed forces. In recruiting among those persons who have attained the age of fifteen years but who have not attained the age of eighteen years, the Parties to the conflict shall endeavour to give priority to those who are oldest.” (Protocol Additional to the Geneva Conventions of 12 August 1949, Art. 77 (2)).

Here we got to an actual error from the SMFFH filmmakers’ side. Before SMFFH Peter’s age at the time of Civil War was planned to be 15 (see directors’ and screenwriters’ commentaries). In SMFFH Peter’s birthday was set to Aug 10, 2001, making him 14 years old at the time of Civil War. We cannot use random date placements made by SMFFH creators to define serious stuff, and also use another movie’s filmmakers’ decisions that were made after Civil War. So we must go with the fact that at the time of Civil War Peter was 15 years old, as was stated by the creators of CA:CW.

Conclusion: Peter was 15 years old, and if he were recruited to participate in a war, it would not be a war crime. But, he also was not enlisted in the armed forces. And Civil War was not an actual war, but a law enforcement operation under UN jurisdiction. So, yes, Tony is not a war criminal. Again. Very disappointing.

If you guys have any other ideas of how to accuse him of war crimes – go ahead. I’ll check them all.

[isa-belle1367]

Ferral desmond has my heart. So here are some feral desmond head canons

1. Extremely flexible and amazing at hiding even before the animus

2. blast the most aggressive music with a straight face. Like his headphones will be screaming about murdering people for drugs, and he'll just be chilling.

3. He definitely takes insane amounts of melatonin to fall asleep like 40+mg (please don't do that that is not safe).

4. Has started multiple bar fights on purpose.

5. Has connections to gangs.

6. Has never paid taxes, the IRS hates him.

7. He got really drunk and decided to have an energy drink with it. He ended up hacking into government intelligence and had to skip town because the fbi had tried to kill him

8. He is really good at throwing knives but can't shoot a bow to save his life. Like give him a set of throwing knives, and he can take down abstergo in an hour, give him a bow, and he'll be dead.

9. Once he learned how to fall safely, he started jumping off tall buildings for fun

10. A complete adrenaline junkie he spends most of his time at 6 flags

11. His feral-ness is not helped by the fact that he has the diet of a pre-med student reheated coffees with a side of hope and prayers

12. Prefers sleeping on the floor will 100% take the floor over a bed the only reason he has a mattress was so his friends had some where to sleep when they came over.

13. When he gets high, he either has questions that could get him on a watchlist or he's climbing the walls

14. He enjoys scaring children

15. Is very picky about keeping things a specific way. He can sense when someone is trying to reorganize his spice cabinet

16. LOVES spicy food. If he's not crying by the end, then it wasn't hot enough

17. His notes app is so fucking random like he has his grocery list, a hit list, the Geneva conventions, the bee movie script, the fucking Bible (he's not even Christian)

18. Once, he fist fought a gang leader and won.

19. He has had to disappear on multiple occasions because the FBI tried to revoke his life subscription

20. The only reason he got taken by Templars was because he was about to skip town again, but then Abstergo walked in and he was like "sweet I won't have to run across the country again thanks guys!"

21. Back at the farm, Bill had smacked one of his friends, and desmond had to be held back by 5 people (3 of which were seriously injured after)

22. He doesn't typically get angry, but when he does, everyone scatters bc he is punching concrete, and- *how tf did he just crack the concrete with a single punch?*

23. Never sleep (he might be batman)

24. "Do it, you won't" has been said to him too many times, and each time, he proves that he will, in fact, do it

25. If you gave that man a full 8 hour sleep along with a proper meal, he would be able to take over a country

[imaginmatrix]

The fact that I see people on this, the necrolord prime’s internet, arguing that “Annabeth is more likely to cheat on Percy” is a violation of the Geneva convention

Annabeth didnt pine after and devote herself to loving Percy for 4 years before he even realized she was doing it for this slander (not that either would cheat on the other anyway like what are you guys even talking about???)

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Bruce: Tim, I've looked over some of your contingencies. And we need to talk.

Tim: What? Not enough back up plans?

Bruce: Well yes I think contingency 225 could use more alternative steps, but I'm referring to your methods. Over half of these would be considered war crimes on at least 4 planets. Including Earth

Tim: Only 3! Krypton doesn't count!

Bruce: You're welcome to tell Clark that. You need to consider and make less extreme plans.

Tim: I'm not taking criticism from you about this! Your plan for Hal is "traumatize him"

Bruce: Yes. That's my plan for if Hal should ever go dark and try to take over the galaxy. Your plan if Hal drinks out of your coffee cup again is to disrupt and deprive him of sleep until he literally crashes to Earth. I want you to write out the Geneva Convention 5 times and rework 30 of these plans.

Tim: But what if we-

Bruce: Now Tim. No patrolling, phone, or computer until your done