#dopinder

[divapool]

Logan fucks with dopinder immensely. He thinks he’s Wade’s coolest friend.

Dopinder is just as enamored with Logan and offers to drive him wherever he wants for the first few months he’s in Wade’s universe.

Dopinder introduces Logan to what becomes his favorite place to find both shitty coffee and amazing dosa.

Just…Dopinder/ Wade’s friends getting Logan acclimated to Wade’s universe and making sure he never feels lonely. AHHH

[bibibusinessman]

[castielsprostate]

wade, at 9 in the morning making breakfast: 10 things i need, before i need a man! one new vape, 2 lines of coke, free drinks at the bar, 4 more lines of coke!

logan, lifelessly staring up at the ceiling from the pull-out couch, his eye twitching:

althea, shuffling out of her bedroom: now you're talking my shit bitch! turn it up!

dopinder, dropping it low on the kitchen island: hell yeah mr pool!!

[wwwpoolverinecom]

Logan is appalled by the way Deadpool treats his friends. When he sees Wade paying Dopinder with a high five instead of real money, there's a Honda Odyssey Redo

[theocddiaries]

Wade: Thank you. Logan: Bub, you don't have to say thank you every time we have sex. Wade: Oh. Okay. Tomorrow you're going to get a card in the mail. Just throw it away. (clattering) Dopinder: Good morning, guys! Wade: …What are you doing here? Dopinder: I thought I'd come over here and make you guys scrambled eggs and salami. It's the perfect meal for après l'amour. Logan: Oh, kill me. Dopinder: By the way, I couldn't help overhearing your big finish. Bravo, Wade. Logan: …See, if you had killed me when I said "kill me," I wouldn't have had to hear that. Dopinder: What do you guys think? Want to take in a matinee, maybe go rollerblading, catch a step class? Logan: Do something. Wade: Okay. Um, Dopinder, we need to talk. Dopinder: Sure. 'Sup, Holmes? Wade: Uh… Please understand that it's not that we don't want you around, But Logan and I occasionally need some… Alone time. Dopinder: Oh. I--I get it, I'm the third wheel. (chuckles). Sorry, I should have seen that. I'll get out of your way. Uh, you're gonna want to eat those eggs while they're still hot. Wade: …Thank you. Dopinder: There's lox and cream cheese in the fridge. The bagels are in the oven, I was… warming them up. Logan: Great. Dopinder: I'm just going to hang out with my mom That's always fun… Logan: Good. Dopinder [leaves the house] Logan: …Are we terrible people? Wade: I don't know. What do you want me to do? Logan: Get him; bring him back. Wade: Are you sure? Logan: Yeah. Wade: Okay. Dopinder come back. Dopinder [walks in the house in a second]: Oh, you guys had me scared for a minute!

[luckyshinyhunter]

🐶🚗Finally saw Deadpool and Wolverine today and it was epic! With fun cameos, amazing fight scenes, incredible performances and a badass use of Like a prayer, it might be my favorite in the trilogy.

So glad I saw it despite the spoilers, it's already in the list of my favorite movies this year!🚗🐶

[ashmeowi]

fruitful in nature

[starlightshadowsworld]

My urge to watch Deadpool and Wolverine has been dampened by the learning that my boy Dopinder is not in this movie.

How am I to watch this knowing my fun little murderous taxi driver isn’t here? Is it even a Deadpool movie?

[sirwadewilsonfromimgur]

Deadpool and Wolverine: KCAU

Mini/ short

Logan and Wade are in bed... cuddled as is their tradition at this point when Wade wakes up and sits up.

Wolvy, I just had the weirdest dream...

<groggily> What... was it one of the bad ones...

No!... no.. But Dopinder was dating king George the 3rd... they actually seemed really happy in a rom-com sort of way...

Wow... you really do think everyone is gay... you need to stay off that Tumblr website before bed.

*yawning* everyone is gay... It's canon...

Whatever, bub... let's go back to sleep. It's 4am

Author: Karan Soni (Dopinder) and Jonathan Groff (king George in Hamilton) are indeed set to appear in a rom-com and it looks cute as fuck but damn if it don't seem like a deadpool tumblr dream.

The film is called "A Nice Indian Boy"

[thingsasbarcodes]

Deadpool 2 (2018)

[ghiblinsm]

Put a finger down if you've ever conjured the thought of writing about a generational Wilson curse of each descendent being cursed with having to loose their partner one way or another, all ending up with a curse or gift.

WHO SAID THAT???

[assignmentimprobable]

Brought to you by @airlocksandaviaries and I throwing shit at the wall in DMs and some of the jokes in THIS smash main analysis, I present you...

The DP Gang's Smash Mains

Wade: Peach/Rosalina (You can't tell me he's not giggling and kicking his feet while dogwalking everybody)

Logan: Isabelle ("What? What. the dog's cute.")/Meta Knight

Laura: Link/Fox (You may be saying: "but Laura likes unicorns and cute things! yes." but she also wants to Win by the most aggressive means)

Dopinder (he's the one who brought the Switch): Inkling/King Dedede

Vanessa: Bayonetta/Sephiroth

Peter: Donkey Kong/Mario

Colossus: Luigi/Captain Falcon

Shatterstar: Sonic/Daisy

NTW: Cloud/Samus (Do I need to explain this one. Do I.)

Yukio: Bowser/Kirby

Buck: Ridley/Terry Bogard

Blind Al: Does not Play Because she is Blind. also, she kept throwing the joycon at Wade's head when he'd trick her into divebombing off the stage.

[bibibusinessman]

“starts playing bye bye bye”

[castielsprostate]

POOLVERINE BEACH VACATION!!!!!!!!! wade in his iconic hawaiian shirts which he packs one for each day, logan in flip flops and a slutty slutty cropped tank top (that wade tooootally didn't tailor), al in her brat beach girl fit (they made her carry all the floaties ((they put cocaine in the floaties so it's okay))), laura in her super cute bulky new sunglasses logan had bought for her, colossus yukio and ellie tag along too (colossus is wearing a male bikini), peter, dopinder, and vanessa bring the cocktails

anyway, wade drowns 4 times, logan gets really annoyed with the beach volleyball players because they keep making nasty remarks towards wade and aiming for dopinder and colossus with the ball so he shreds all the volleyballs and the net. and their shoes. and also their bags. and maybe one of the worst guys. ellie and yukio have a lovely beach date, colossus flashes way too many people, al sniffs sand that wade said was cocaine, peter shows everyone his knew piercing jewellery and gets at least 7 people's number, laura maxxes out 3 of wade's credit cards spending it at beachside shops, and vanessa got a very nice tan.

wade and logan break at least 5 storage cabins and two geneva conventions fucking and fighting

[squisheycat]

LOOK! LOOK AT MY FURRY ART BOY!!!!

I didn’t draw everyone(yet(requests welcome)) but I’m calling this a Beastars au instead of a furry au (you can call it a furry au bc it is) is because I’m useing a lot of the language and symbolism from Beastars in this. So to disconnect it from that feels odd. Anyway this is knawing at my brain please ask me about it I want to talk about my design choices and talk other designs and just RAH. (Match my freak coward)

[theocddiaries]

[Dopinder singing in the back of the car] Wade: Are we there yet? Logan: If by 'there' you mean the moment where I throw him out while moving, then yes, we're almost there.