#He’s something alright

[plistommy]

pov: you just told them steve doesn’t bottom

[thebubblesareevil]

There are problems with time traveling

So there are some slight issues with Danny time traveling that he has to deal with now and again. The cult he can handle they aren’t really a problem they are actually pretty useful as it gives him a safe place to crash every now and then ( not that they know he’s the eldrich horror they are worshiping) but the artwork can be an issue now and again. Sometimes it’s a good thing it shows that phantom has been around for thousands of years there’s no way he could be Fenton. But when Danny gets word that a certain artist from the 1200s was getting an exhibit well he gets a little nervous. Around that time Danny had fallen through a portal and ended up stuck in that time period and met a handsome young artist and they had a whirlwind romance until Danny’s inevitable departure. Danny posed for exactly 1 portrait and it was incredible enough so that it would be hard to pass it off. So just to be safe Danny breaks into the museum to take a look and make sure that his picture wasn’t in the collection before anything was put on display. He doesn’t transform very much in the human world anymore since after his coronation it makes him one giant beacon to magic users so when he breaks into the museum he is wearing a mask but very much in his human form. He’s made it to the back of the museum and has found exactly what he was hoping he didn’t.

He’s just about to make a call to technus to have the records cleared while he makes his getaway trip it’s the portrait when he hears a woman yell halt thief. When he turns around he sees none other than Wonder Woman herself. He looks her dead in the eye and says you have no idea how much I want to stop and fanboy because seriously you’re awesome my mom talks about you all the time but I gotta go. A little confused by the compliment Wonder Woman tells him he’s not going anywhere and proceeds to grab the covered portrait with her lasso unfortunately or rather fortunately for all involved Danny has been intensely trained by his dear ghost mom pandora and manages to grab the lasso… and then proceeds to spill his big secret.

Look Ma’am I know what this looks like but I really just don’t want my half naked portrait put on display honest I mean it’s not even technically stealing it’s my portrait injust didn’t get to take it with me but I really do love it I meant it’s awesome but no I don’t want that on display, and he just continues to ramble until he realizes what’s going on and he’s like oh shit can u just ignore all that. She looks him in the eye and says the lasso compels you to tell truth the portrait is yours however it is currently in the possession of this museum and you cannot take it. Danny turns on the puppy dog eyes full blast.

Please? I promise I can make it seem like it was never here. Diana sighs and says let me see the portrait. When she looks at it she can clearly see how much love was put into it and decides to let it pass. Danny gives her the biggest grin and opens a portal to get out of there just before he crosses through he turns back and says

See this is why you are one of Dads favorite grandchildren and then just jumps through portal and it’s no further explanation. Diana on the other hand is in shock because he just said his dad is her grandfather but her father is Zeus which would make her grandfather Kronos which would make the being she just let take a portrait a son of Kronos. She immediately contacts the league.

Yes I know Diana probably wouldn’t let any being steal an artifact just because it used to be theirs but his puppy dog eyes are really effective( he learned from cujo)

[huggybug]

so like.. what if i wrote a mctavish fic lol

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[squeiky]

Oh you guys might just hate silver honestly but he… ughhhhhhhh idk man I kinda do know how you guys are going to like this guy

[linipik]

FAVORED AND ENVIED.

Cousin run (Feat. Grandma Demeter)

[willowser]

i think katsuki just answers his phone by barking out, "bakugou." no hello, probably doesn't even look at the caller id LOL when he hears it's you, though, i think he breathes out the tension he didn't realize was coiled in his shoulders, and says a lil, "hey," 🥺🥺

and i think when he calls you, and you answer with your sweet, "helloooo ??" he is so soft 😌 just mumbles out a quiet, "what'chu doin'?" and listens as you tell him, before saying what he needed to 😌

[xavier616]

"Oh, Father."

Deluge || Episode Twenty-Three || Season Four

[omaano]

It's his day to join the Hades AU! Happy Cody Day!!

""This weapon is your life" is what my general often said to lecture his old padawan during the war, and yet he constantly lost his. The lightsaber and his cloak... The things might be cursed. Not as much as yours, though." "Please keep that thing far away from my kid."

Rex from down the hall: "Stop trolling the shiny as a way to cope, Cody!"

Cody: "I have nothing to cope with, this is just for fun. The Darksaber is definitely cursed and you know it."

Rex: "Oh yeah, it definitely is. Sorry kid."

Din is still trying to figure out how he counts as a "shiny" here

Backgrounds, as per usual, are screenshots from my latest attempts at a run in the Hades game. All I can do is add more pocket characters, I'm not gonna redraw the whole set TT^TT (but look, Din is holding a handful of green and brown pixels now!)

[ghostdrinkssoup]

will and hannibal both being so chronically alone and friendless their whole lives that it results in them thinking their friendship is totally normal and not homoerotic or deeply romantic at all will never not be funny to me

[kyouka-supremacy]

ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA | Bungo Stray Dogs Anime Novel

[im-a-freaking-joy]

CALLING ALL EXMORMONS/PIMOS

i have a proposition- lets all write the nastiest, most unhinged, atrocious mormon themed smut that we possibly can. It was honestly weirdly healing for me to read wild ass smut on ao3 that was themed around the religion and not the musical, and i want it to become such a popular trend for exmos and pimos to start doing that they have to start vagueing about it in general conference. It doesnt have to be good. It just needs to *be.*

Once im done writing my Ammon×Lamoni smut fic I'm absolutely reblogging this post with the link added, please join me in this unhinged rebellion

[meltylandart]

im really normal about this blonde guy i promise

[fure-dcmk]

sherlock freak case is so so so crazy THERE NO WAY THIS GUY IS STRAIGHT

[psalmsofpsychosis]

You know, i've been thinking about the way Batman keeps danger and weapons so close to his body, so tight to himself, practically tied around his neck, that joker often has no way left but to grab for him if he wants something Batman has. Batman does not want to be left out of Joker's plans, his story, he wants in on Joker's narrative by any means he can make it happen. It's such particular "you take me with you wherever you are, it's your punishment, just as it's my punishment to take you with me wherever i am" statement. Batman actively leaves no choice for Joker but to get very very close to him and claim him as part of his win or his loss. I mean,

he didn't have to. he could've put the key in one of his waist pouches, push it into the back of his left boot, he could've tied it around his bicep, i dont care— he could've done whateverthefuck with it. But he had to put it around his neck, and intentionally invite Joker to "come and get it". Something something classic cliche of the way lovers' bond is signified by a necklace-adjacent item and the way they interact with it; hold unto it, toss it, tie it around their necks, giving it back, not giving it back, necklaces as items of reverance and revenge. Something something a tie around neck being a sign of being claimed and owned,

[saturnsorbits]

Sero Hanta, early-twenties, sat in a small room with his pants around his ankles and a small pot in his hand. There’s porn magazines all over the place, something he’s never quite cared for, but he still manages to deposit his sample with the nurse within a break-neck 10 minutes. Blame his youthful exuberance and the fact he hasn’t touched himself for almost two weeks leading up to his appointment, he guesses.

And you, fifteen years later, with your son. A lanky boy who’s too tall for his age, with a mop of black hair and eyes of such a richly, dark brown they’re often mistaken for black.