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the unstable boys and the guys they have a totally normal attachment to
#jamatoP#spokeishere#wifies#its called the unstable universe cause everyone in this universe is unstable /j#they all have a unique look for the series#some with less changes than others#but regardless i made sure they all have matching elements of some kind#put a lot more thought into this than i thought i would lol like right down to the bg colors#man it feels weird drawing wemmbu not decked out in a bunch more jewellery#but i think having less jewellery is more in character for him in unstable#at least until something changes#was gonna talk about my design choices but idk if itll hit the tag limit#might rb with it later tho if i dont forget/get too lazy#zam#parrot#uu#unstable universe#unstableverse#wube#my posts
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WEEKLY SKETCHBOOK DUMP: ~WEEK 4~
yahoo


AFTONSPARV X GLORPO!!!
@iheartstrawberri and i brought our plushies to school and made them kiss :3
also one of my friends drew something in the corner



minoharu!!!! aka i don't have designs for either of them so i drew random four stars
fun fact! i was drawing the haruka one during free time at school and i had a reference image on my computer. out of NOWHERE my teacher appears behind me, looks at my screen and is all like "nice! what show is that?" and i have to awkwardly go "erm it's not a show it's a game called project sekai also known as hatsune miku: colorful stage!!!☝️☝️🤓"
i think my group mates in that class are annoyed because i talk about pjsk so much 😭 they don't get it.... sigh...
(HELP I HAD TO TYPE THAT PARAGRAPH TWICE BC IT DIDN'T SAVE)

CARAMEL ARROW!!!💥💥💥

truthless recluse as bad apple :3 lyrics are from jubyphonic's cover which i believe are from another cover but i forgot who it was

golden cheese!!!


transmasc/enby mafuyu my beloved!!! and random akito drawing (idk how to draw either of them rn help 😭😭)

grian as mesmerizer teto!! haven't drawn him in a while lol
i tried drawing scott as miku on the other side but he looked ugly
(ERM I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO DRAW HIS WINGS... PRETEND THEY'RE THERE)

and finally tiffany and aiden!!!
they're kinda dating and in a polycule but not really (idk whether to make it canon)(it probably will be)
#ermmm i stayed up until 11:30 making this post....#i was going to post this saturday but accidentally hit the daily post limit lol#glorpo tag#aftonsparv tag#aftonsparv#ikea alien#minori tag#haruka tag#pjsk#eh not gonna tag as ship#more more jump#caramel arrow tag#truthless recluse#pv tag#golden cheese tag#golden cheese cookie#crk#cookie run kingdom#mafuyu tag#akito tag#grian tag#vocaloid reference#oc artwork#brioche ocs#tiffany tag#aiden tag#📓#💌#unrelated to post but character a has a name! it's cameron :3#oops hit tag limit :( no more yapping
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That one time a pose study (looking at art of pretty women and telling myself I was being productive) turned into Portia
#art#digital art#the arcana#the arcana fanart#portia devorak#Wishing all my fellow Portia likers a pleasant evening#At this point I just alternate between drawing Nadia and drawing Portia whenever the crippling brainrot and loneliness become too much to b#lol I hit the tag character limit#“Oh this is precious the straight guy has fallen in love with the only two options” *crowd laughs*#Earlier today I finished 100%ing both Mario Kart 8 and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe so that was pretty cool#That has nothing to do with the art but it's a solid reminder of why I have acquired absolutely zero maidens#My main build is Green Shy Guy in the Tanooki Kart/Leaf Tires and Flower Glider in case you're like the 1 person who's wondering#Oh and after posting this I'm gonna make mac and cheese and watch One Piece cause I recently finished Skypeia and got to Water 7#Kinda worried tbh cause this is like the one everyone talks about#Man I REALLY hope the Mario Kart 8 and One Piece fandoms don't get tagged cause of my yapping but that'd be pretty funny if they did#Man if you read through all these tags I'm sorry jhkdfvbsjh#Okay that's all have a good one
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Marauders Ship Names Spreadsheet
I'll link this in my pinned post too. I have made a spreadsheet with every marauders era ship name I can think of. This is just the first version of the chart. More characters can be added if desired (although if they are too far in age from the marauders group I'll veto adding them).
I am calling all mutuals, followers, marauders fans, and frankly complete strangers to help me complete this chart
All credit for Marlene being associated with sea/ocean and Dorcas being associated with storm goes to @ocean--storm in this post.
All purple cells are ships that need a new name or a name at all. All yellow cells are ships that I am proposing a new name for. All blue cells are ships that should probably get a new name at some point, but have very silly portmanteaus that I am currently having too much fun with (ala Katniss x Peeta=Peeniss or Katpee so we call them EverLark (Everdeen+Mellark) or Toast (Girl on Fire+Boy with the Bread).
Things I've Learned from Making this Chart:
I am great at wasting my time on meaningless projects
The girls in general need more attention, but especially Mary, Emmeline, Sybill, and Pandora
I don't ship Sybill with most of these characters, but she has some METAL shipnames.
I am now lowkey shipping Lucius x Narcissa. Nobody could be less thrilled about this than me.
We don't have a name for Pandora x Xenophilius (including a portmanteau) which is really sad considering they're canon.
Now, I am about to waste a truly stupid amount of time tagging this with a bunch of ships (not every single one on the chart, but all the common ones).
#marauders#the marauders#the marauders era#marauders era#marauders ships#marauders era ships#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#james potter#sirius black#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#lily evans#regulus black#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#pandora lovegood#pandora rosier#dorcas meadowes#mary macdonald#marlene mckinnon#emmeline vance#narcissa malfoy#narcissa black#lucius malfoy#severus snape#just gonna start tagging ships till I hit the tag limit now lol#jegulus#wolfstar#rosekiller
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Need to rambles about skk more. I got like 5 different modes for them and let me tell you I am fucking RABBID still istg I've just been getting all anxious nd shit about posting bcs most people around me irl nd stuff have been focusing on other fandoms- anyways!!!!
5 fav modes for skk (and yes i do also mix them sometimes lol-)
Silly!!!! Crack. The stupids. 0 braincells around eachother and yet also somehow both geniuses. Pining. Oblivious. In denial. All in a silly silly way. Bsd wan style bs happening. Absolutely zero angst. Zero seriousness. Giving everyone around them mental breakdowns over how oblivious and inlove they are. So fucling cute and silly. Makes me wanna smash their heads together so they kiss
Established!!! In love. So fucking in love. Married couple domestic ass shit. Fucking waking up together. Sleepy morning cuddles. Early walks to the bakery near Chuuyas house during their Christmas time off. Watching stupid dramas and insulting all the characters before they finally switch to an anime or something. Reminding eachother to take their pills/use mobility aids/ask for help/eat/drink water/relax/etc (depending on the au). Just. Soft and sweet and domestic ass bullshit. Brings fucking tears to my eyes smh
Sad. Sad sad sad sad sad sad sad ass bullshit. Focusing on angst- hurt / comfort, late jights smoking on a rooftop too close to the edge. Chuuya helping Dazai rewrap his bandages. Dazai taking off Chuuyas gloves for him. Sometimes established, a lot more often right before they get together. Hurting. Secrets. Angst pasts. Being unable to let go of Dazais betray- being unable to see himself as worth anything for Chuuya now. A lot of focus on Chuuya for me because I fucking love him- aka the traumatized blorbo. Anyways. Realizing they don't know eachother as well as they used to, except they do. Sad. Angst. Almost alyways ends with hurt/comfort.
Toxic. Oh so toxic. Radioactive shit. Fucking radiation poisoning being near em. And not in the /pos way. Fucking eachother up. Codependency in the bad way. Latched on. Jealous. Angry. Unstable. Much manipulation. Making eachother hurt. Hurting eachother to prove a point. Not being able to let go- of the better past or eachother now. They're fucking eachother up even worse then they'd been before. Only problem is if you separate them then they both can't handle it- it's just not worth it. Radiation ass warnings for how toxic that shit be
AUs. The subtle differences in character that stem from fundamental changes, the way they react differently, the change in circumstances, the way it can go from silly and happy to dangerous and depressing. Together in every universe is impossible but together in as many as possible because there's such a binder between us our soulmate-ism is so strong and visible. Connected.
Anyways. Chomping at the bit to ramble more about skk and Chuuya
#enea rambles <3#:3#lol#bsd chuuya#bsd chuuya nakahara#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd rambling#skk#soukoku#soukoku time!!!!#i should make. a chuuya tag. and a soukoku tag#anyways!!!#havent been posting or rambling abt bsd as much becaude i hit the fucking time limit. and now my brain has decided that we are Weird and#Abnormal for caring about this fandom too much and are boring people. so. rip#also tumblr keeps fucking up and deleting posts im trying to make which does not help me eant to ramble on here-#bsd soukoku
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Sleepyhead (_ _).。o○

timelapse:
#artists on tumblr#digital art#art#procreate#arcane odyssey#original character#leizer kang#oc art tag#oc artist#oc artwork#shes a wood mage btw#her first solo art real#posting timelapse on tumblr cus i hit the discord limit lol
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shout out to the time Thelema made window's firewall freak out
and have HI3 text post edits for it lmao
an explanation for the thelque here and what I found out
so like I was complaining to my gf about the lack of HI32 (I shorten part 2 to that and occasionally call it hi thirty two in my head) stuff on Tumblr and I was curious if twitter had anything.
OKAY THEN HOYO.
I only searched Songque's name as well.
like I got vibes from it and did point it out once when I completed the story and was ranting about it. but like. if they insist then I'm in for this crazy toxic yuri.
I don't use twitter often at all but ayo maybe if I'm struggling on something again I'll get another insane drop of knowledge.
#this was actually part of the star rail one but once that one reached 20+ images i knew i had to divide and wait#both are probably around that size again anyway tho lol#honkai impact 3rd#honkai impact 3rd memes#honkai impact 3rd part 2#hi3 senadina#hi3 dreamseeker#hi3 entropy#hi3 coralie#hi3 helia#hi3 chenxue#hi3 songque#hi3 thelema#hi3 thelque#hi3 bronya#hi3 kiana#hi3 durandal#hi3 rita#hi3 durita#hi3 stan#hi3 susannah#hi3 herrscher of sentience#hi3 senti#hi3 veliona#hi3 seele#im shocked i fit all those tags in#and still haven't hit the limit
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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ how i perceive ivy lynn
ivy lynn conroy ➵ ivy lynn
femme lesbian she/her enfp - 1981 - taurus
i'd toast to resurrection, but they just keep moving the line!
when she was little, she always wanted to be just like her mother. she was put in ballet lessons as soon as she could walk. she was the kind of kid who never shut up.

she grew up with her mom and older brother jimmy. her dad was in and out of the picture her whole life, and she sought more comfort in leigh than she ever did her father. her brother was always the "problem child", so ivy learned to manage on her own.
she also grew up having a horrible time in school. she never had any real friends, even inside of theatre people found her rather aloof and off-putting. she kept to herself for most of her school life and focused on what came after.
she had been told all her life by her mother to not do theater. whether it was because she wasn't good enough, she wouldn't like it, that world wasn't cut out for her, she had heard it all. she was always stubborn, and that was the thing she refused to let up on.
chicago was the third show she ever did professionally. she was 22 and fresh out of school, and that "off-putting" nature seemed to follow her. it was her third show, and the first show that made her consider quitting.
sam was the one who convinced her that her mother hadn't been right. she was good, she deserved to be in the room. and sam stayed with ivy, so ivy stayed too.
ivy and sam bleached her hair in his bathroom the day they both left the show. the sound of his laughter (at her horror and at her orange hair) is still fresh in her mind.
when ivy and tom met for the first time backstage at heaven on earth, they adored each other. she fell head over heels with his goofy nature and natural charm, and after that moment, they were in it for life.
she always grew up with fixations on women, specifically actresses. once she looked into marilyn for bombshell, she felt such a deep love and understanding for her. she had to play her. it wasn't a choice to not.
there was always something about derek that disturbed her. not just the way he was always too hard, and cruel. their relationship was always just a game, and she felt the need to choke him down. she loved him because that was all the warmth she had, despite all the pain.
ivy had always, deep down, known she was a lesbian. it was a part of herself that she was always ashamed of and tried to hide away, but there had been so much love and joy that came from that part of herself being embraced. the most beautiful part of ivy lynn is her truest self.
˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. music !!
eric - mitski doll parts - hole i want you to love me - fiona apple let down - radiohead ingydar - adrienne lenker busy woman - sabrina carpenter shutterbug - veruca salt liar - the cranberries
⋆˚✿˖° end .
#ivy lynn#megan hilty#smash#smash nbc#nbc smash#long post#and i mean long lol#this was originally a thread for twitter on an account dedicated to ivy lynn but um. it was lowk too long and dense to upload properly#(like i hit the limit for pictures on here i had to compromise)#but i am so insanely proud of it so! i couldnt not share it here!#i love ivy lynn i love her forever#one day i will write an essay about her or whatever. idk. i love this character so much she is so dear to me.#shoutout to lesbian ivy lynn (my ivy lynn. the only ivy lynn!)#ivy tag#ox is rambling again#okay thats it enjoy
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sorry what the fawk are these tags in the search on my blog i havent posted abt snk or free or h****** or tokyo ghoul since literal freakin YEARS WHAT IS THIS 😭😭😭😭�� LEVI??? EREN???? KMS WTF I DONT EVEN LIKE EREN THAT MUCH DKWJSJQJSJWAJAJ I DREW HIM ONCE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
#seriously how the fuck is snk the number one did i rly reblog that much snk posts when it was hot in 2013 or whenever it came out?????#levi is like........ that one ex u do not want to run into in public lmfao#sometimes i go into hmart or teso and i see a soda with levi on it and i get jumpscared anejwjaja#fawk that mangaka i ditched snk so long ago this is crazy#i was hitting post limit REGULARLY back in the day tho... nightbloggin and whatnot... stupid ass tags this is NOT MEEEEE!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭#anyways top 10 tags on my blog should be#naruto; jjk; jjba; pink; aes; art / art ref;#uhhh mads; sukuna if i had a tag for him but i just put it under jjk lol#i cant even think of 10 things i regularly blog abt... mostly misc memes and pics....#like every time i went to search in my blog to find a post i'd see those tags#and i just shook my head at them... BUT I DIDNT KNO OTHER PPL SAW THAT SHIT TOO!!! THIS IS NOT ME ANYMORE AKDJJASKMKA THAT WAS LIKE 2013-#2015 MEEEE!!! AAAAAAAA tokyo ghoul is ok i never finished pt 2 of the manga......#man wheres yowapeda i thought i posted a lot of ywpd ???? back in the day? i was into yowapeda in late high school tho???? and even ywpd#seems so old to me like since i was in the fandom...#.txt
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He stood in the center of a busy street surrounded by extravagant lights, reds, greens, and whites all shining down on him and lighting up the area despite the late hour. The snow that had begun was light enough to not obscure the view quite yet; merely a small scattering of flurries before a potentially bigger storm. He stood with an uneven but genuine little smile as Mikoto held up his phone, peeking around the edge of it for a moment to smile back before snapping a picture.
A little moment that stuck with me from @lostxmelody 's beautiful fic, Life's Reflection! There were so many amazing scenes, but of course a big sap like me would latch onto this one...
#milgram#fuuta kajiyama#(the fic is x mikoto but theres not quite enough of him to tag here lol)#it was such a beautiful ending!! it was so wonderful seeing fuuta softer and happier and healthier --#i was so obsessed and really wanted to capture that ;---;#i really enjoyed the fic -- definitely go check it out!!#i Know mikotos phone would be in japanese but i was limited on my resources 😭#all the overlays/mockups online were from super old apple products?? i had to do this one manually with my partners phone lmao 😅#i was glad that the dates worked out though! :3#cant believe i drew a fuuta lockscreen at the same time triage hit 1M... i cant get rid of my pretty triage screen quite yet....#whats a girl to do.....
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Danielle and Stefania - FRR 3 - Day Two More pictures from the con here
#danielle savre#stefania spampinato#station 19#station 19 cast#danielle x stefania#FRR 3#content everywhere#i think i finally caught up#and also hit my daily video limit lol#apologies for those who don't care about con content and for all the spam in the tag#there was a lot today but it was a good day <3
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tagged by @atlantis-area to post some before & after recoloring of my edits (thank you for the tag ☺️)
below the cut bc it's long 😅









tagging (no pressure ofc 🫶🏻): @neonsbian @dojaejung @taeraenomuyeppeo @boynextdoors @isabelleadjani @kimsuyeon @sungtaro @honeydewtual @kunfetti @talksaxy @donghyuckkies @juncheolz @seonghwacore @vcrnons @leetaehwan @baekslight +anyone who sees this and wants to do it (just say bex tagged you 💜)
#tag games#bex.recolors#this is typically a gif recolor thing btw#but you can do whichever you want lol#tried to keep it to relatively recent edits#also may have gotten carried away bc i hit the pic limit 😅#jadeblr#tagging you here jade bc i want you to see <3
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i’m ready. see you all on the other side 🫡 (in like,, 24 hours bc unfortunately real life has gotten in the way of my watching)
#this post is mostly an excuse to show off my sick cr jacket lol#but yeah so. i have an event going for the next two hours so i will sadly miss the before-party#i’ll watch a couple hours tonight and then finish it tomorrow afternoon#but i’m blocking the tag so this is goodbye 😔#i will be live-blogging ofc#in fact i’m very curious to see if the next 24 hours finally have me hit the tumblr post limit#bc if anything does….it’ll be this.#critical role#eli.face#eli.posts
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I love my OCs ☺️
#meg is rambling#my babies. i love them. i love going on about them lol. i reached the tag limit with my last tag on the hok poll post lol-#it's 30 tags by the way lol-#for that matter this is the second time I've ever hit the tag limit. the first time was alsp me going on about my tes ocs lol-
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And we have our winners from the WIP poll! I will be focusing first on the following top five:
Virgin Jake x Vampire Bradley (need to flush out the society of the AU).
Speedrun Hangster Girl Dads
The Seresin family Breaks Up Sereshaw
Serial/Contract Killer Jake pampers and spoils normal Bradley
My Shifter Verse AU!
(and because I dearly love @redfurrycat, who has listened to me chitter on like a crazy person about...basically all of these, I will also be focusing on the vampire Jake x human Bradley AU, just for Red 💜💜💜)
Once two are officially completed and posted to Ao3, then I will once again do another poll (most likely with even more and newer ideas added to it XD) and do this again to see which ones I will be focusing on then!
A post actually asking for the emojis to make me write will be going up closer to the weekend.
💜💜💜
#nixie personal#hangster#sereshaw#make nixie write#that post will have the rules for things like how many asks you can send in. how many emojis can be sent in. things like that#last time was just me winging it and telling people there was no limit lol i have learned from that#because a few of you took that and ran with it & I did love that because y'all had me churning out numbers I haven't hit in SO LONG#but also I now know I can't do that again 💜#so from here on out#there will be a daily/weekend limit#also will probably be spacing out on answering asks#because I know I flooded the hangster tag#and SORRY if I annoyed y'all doing that#it's just how I do the tags on my blog#ALSO complete side note#most of these will be no more than 10k. with a few exceptions.#but like. please know not all of these will be 50k+ stories#most I will be writing with the attention of capping out below 10K
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Squidmas Special ‘23
Rating: G, Word Count: 4,863
This special was originally posted on AO3 in two parts between Chapter #22 - 1 and Chapter #22 - 2. It takes place 8 years after the end of TPWCH. Ryland, Three, and Captain are all the same person! I also made this relationship chart to help since there’s so many characters being introduced so quickly. And yeah, Koi’s birthday is on Squidmas, so they’re celebrating both events together. The story starts below the cut!
“You’re sure it’ll be okay? It’s just… there’s gonna be so many people…”
“Yes, Capa. It’s gonna be okay. We have to let Tsuku spread her wings. She has to be able to take risks in order to live her life. We took plenty of them.”
“I know, I know…”
“And, hey. If anything goes wrong, we’ll both be there to protect her.”
The Inkling took their husband’s hands playfully. “I think that would just be you.”
“You’re telling me the Captain of the New Squidbeak Splatoon wouldn’t be able to hold off a couple of fourteen-year-olds? Because I know they could.” Eight bopped the white puff on the end of Captain’s Squidmas hat.
“I get nervous around little kids! I don’t know what to do or say! You know this.”
“Is that what it is? You’re nervous the kids won’t like you?”
“I mean…” Captain shrugged. They hadn’t been consciously thinking about that, but now that Eight mentioned it, maybe that was part of their hesitation.
“It’s all right to feel nervous… but kids always love you! Remember that one at Tako Bell who—”
“Yeah, yeah I know. I’m probably worrying for no reason.”
“Such is life.”
“And… what about the other parents? They’re probably all cishet Inklings, and we’re so much younger than everyone else…”
“If anything goes wrong, we can leave, okay? Or you can leave and I can stay… or whatever works in the moment.”
Captain nodded, and after a moment he raised his head to kiss Eight. “Okay, now where’s Tsuku?”
Captain made their way to their daughter’s bedroom door. “Hey Tsuku, it’s about time to go!”
“Ah, sorry, sorry… just five more minutes!”
“Okay koko, just come out to the living room when you’re ready!”
Returning to the living room, Captain saw Eight waiting, now with his shoes on.
“Tsuku’s still going to be about ten minutes,” Captain explained.
Eight checked his phone. “We’re going to be late…”
“That’s okay.”
“Yeah. Yeah it is.”
Captain ended up opening one of the dumb word games on their phone, and Eight did his best to help, until Tsuku appeared in the hallway. She was wearing a cute little red dress with white flats. Captain bent down closer to her and gushed, “Myushi-myushi ba~!
“Oh my cod, Fufu.”
Captain kissed the top of Tsuku’s head. “C’mon, let’s go!”
It was only a short train ride, and then they were standing at the front door of Koi’s family’s house.
“Um… do we knock…?” Eight murmured.
They looked at each other, and Captain shrugged. Then they both jumped back when Tsuku stepped up between them and gave the door a confident rap. Koi opened the door a few seconds later, and her orange pigtails flopped over Tsuku’s shoulders as they hugged tightly. Captain and Eight threw each other an awkward glance as they waited in the blocked doorway, and the two young Cephalings didn’t separate until another voice from inside the house called out, “Tsuku! You made it!”
The Inkling who had just started going by KJ ran up to them and hugged Tsuku too, although—both Captain
and Eight noticed—this one was much shorter.
Meanwhile, Koi stood on her toes and said, “Hello, Mr…. um… and… uh… sorry, are you… Tsuku’s parents?”
“Yep,” Eight said. “You can just call us us Eight and Captain… or Tsuku’s dad and parent, if that’s easier. The last names are sort of complicated.”
“Oh, okay! Welcome to our home… sorry again.”
“It’s totally okay! No harm done.”
As they entered, following behind the girls and KJ, Captain made a whining sound and whispered to Eight, “That was so awkward…”
Eight gave him a quick kiss on the forehead. “I know it’s hard. You’re doing great.” Eight also slipped his hand into Captain’s for support.
A few seconds later, they arrived in the kitchen, where René was at the dining table trying to explain the rules of chess to Cody, seemingly rather unsuccessfully. Beyond that was the living room, where eight adults sat on several sofas and armchairs arranged in a U-shape around a low coffee table, conversing in groups of two or three. A Squidmas tree in the corner glistened with ornaments and tinsel.
When René and Cody saw them, they both got up and raced toward them. Cody got there first and gave Tsuku a quick hug before rattling off a long stream of almost unintelligible words while bouncing on his heels excitedly. Then René hugged her too, but, unless Captain was mistaken, it seemed a bit more awkward than the others had been.
“Hi boys, nice to meet you. I’m Eight, Tsuku’s dad.” Eight shook each of their hands.
Captain just kind of smiled at them.
Thankfully, Cody interrupted: “René was just showing me this game called chest!”
“Chess,” René corrected.
“And there’s all these little figurine things that are so cool, my favorite is the little horse!”
“Knight.”
“And to win the game you have to trap the other player’s king, and it's called a checkmake!”
“Checkmate.”
“C’mon, René can show us how to play, he’s so good at explaining things!”
Tsuku, Koi, and KJ looked at each other, shrugged, and then started to gather around the table.
Eight squeezed Captain’s hand. “Ready?”
“As I’ll ever be…”
They hadn’t stepped two paces into the living room when a woman with long orange tentacles jumped up from a sofa to face them. “Oh, welcome! You must be Tsuku’s parents, then? Eight and Captain, right? Here, take our seats!” She started tugging at the arm of the man next to her until he stood.
“Oh, no, it’s okay!” Eight tried.
“No, I insist. Have a seat.”
So Captain and Eight scooted in next to a pale woman with frizzy purple tentacles, just like her son.
“You must be Cody’s mother?” Eight said.
“Yep. Alicia. Nice to meet you.”
“Likewise,” said Eight.
“And you’re Tsuku’s parents?”
“Right. We—”
“Oh, of course!” Koi’s mother interrupted, now sitting on the floor with her legs folded. Her voice was so strong that the other conversations quickly fizzled out. “Everyone, these are Tsuku’s parents, Eight and Captain. Eight and Captain, you’ve just met Alicia.” She pointed to a Black family with green tentacles sitting together on the sofa against the left wall. The husband and wife seemed to be the oldest out of everyone there, while the third person was the youngest. “These are Atlas and Jeane, René’s parents. And Atlas’s son Alex, just next to them.” Now she gestured toward the couch on the right, where another couple sat, this one with magenta tentacles. “And KJ’s parents, Vanessa and Robert. Have I missed anyone? Oh, of course! I’m Koi’s mother, Amanda, and this is my husband Glen.”
“Nice to meet you all,” Eight said.
“Nice to meet you,” Captain managed to squeak out, adding a little wave.
“You know, you both look so young for your age,” Amanda continued. “I’m so jealous!”
“Actually, I’m only 26…” Captain explained.
“Oh!” Captain could see the gears turning in Amanda’s head, trying to do the math.
“Um… we adopted her when she was six. I was only eighteen, so it was a hard decision, but she didn’t have a home, and we were the only ones who could take her in. I’ve always been… something between a sibling and a parent to her.”
“I see. Well, from what I hear from Koi, you’re doing a great job.”
Captain thought of several things to say, but he couldn’t get his mouth to form the words.
“Oh… have I said something?”
“Sorry, sorry! That just… means a lot, is all. Thank you.”
Amanda directed her next question at Eight, which Captain was grateful for. “So how long have you two been together?”
Eight looked at Captain with such a reminiscent, loving expression that it nearly made Captain blush in front of everyone. “We met each other eight years ago in July, and we started dating in November. We got married three years later, and we just had our fifth anniversary in August.”
Captain was frozen the whole time, staring down at a certain spot on the carpet. But when Eight shifted and leaned into him slightly, it broke the trance, and Captain looked up at him. They shared a smile.
“Remember our fifth anniversary, hun?” said Vanessa. “That feels so long ago.”
“Well, we are getting dangerously close to our twentieth, aren’t we?” Robert said back with a chuckle.
“At least you’re not staring down your fiftieth birthday,” Atlas remarked, with such an even tone Captain wouldn’t have known what to make of it if the smile hadn’t given it away.
“Fifty? No~!” Glen said with incredulity.
“Only two months left. I might as well start digging my grave now.”
“Oh my cod, dad…” the son, Alex, groaned.
“Oh, like you’ve never been dramatic about your age. I’m 14, I’m basically an adult,” Atlas mocked, using a deeper voice.
Alex rolled his eyes and went back to scrolling on his phone, but just after the conversation picked up again and everyone else had turned their attention elsewhere, Captain noticed that Altas nudged his son, and they both shared a smirk that somehow seemed to convey a strikingly strong bond of love between them.
Captain snapped to attention when they heard their name; it was coming from Amanda again: “Thank you again for coming, Captain, Eight. I’m sure Koi will love having Tsuku here. And it’s so nice to finally meet you both! And the same to you too, of course, Atlas and Jeane.”
A knock came from the front door. Captain whipped their head around toward it and made a confused face. They were sure that their family had arrived last, and everyone who they had expected to to come was already there. So who could this be at the door? Perhaps a pizza delivery or something?
They all already knew that the kids would beat any adult to the door, so they just waited, and Captain watched the archway to the kitchen anxiously, until finally someone stepped through—
“Lyle? What…” Captain couldn’t stop the exclamation before it was already out of their mouth.
“Heya, Captain. And everyone,” Lyle said with a smug grin. Eli stepped into view a moment later, holding his husband’s hand, and with his other hand he towed little Tempest behind him.
“Hi Amanda, thank you for having us!” Eli said.
“Also, um… Tempest’s bio moms wanted to come too at the last second, I hope it’s all right that we brought them along.”
And now the Meer-Hannon family stepped forward to reveal Agents Four and Neo Three—but they really should be calling them Aubrey and Yuki in a context like this. Each one was holding an infant with yellow ink.
Amanda jumped up from her seat again to greet them. “Oh, of course! Thank you so much for coming, I’m sure Betta will be delighted to see Tempest. She’s outside with Ava and Kate.”
“Do you wanna go outside?” Eli asked Tempest.
Tempest looked toward the sliding-glass door but shrunk back away from it, into Eli’s body. “You don’t have to,” he soothed. “You can stay in here if you want.”
Then Koi’s younger sister Betta poked her head in from outside. “Tempest?”
“Betta!” And any apprehension disappeared.
Captain jumped when Alicia called out from right next to him, “Kate? Is everyone doing okay out there?”
Now the older Larsen’s face appeared in the door. “Yep, all good, mom! Betta bit Aaron’s finger, but he’ll survive!”
“Aaron, are you sure you’re okay?” Alicia called back.
“Yes, Ms. Caruso, I’m fine!” a slightly strained voice called back.
“Betta!” Amanda called over them, jumping up yet again and heading for the door. “We do not bite our guests!”
“You want me, you get the whole package,” Kate joked.
“I wouldn’t trade it for the world,” Aaron said, coming just far enough into view that Captain could see him staring into her eyes. The scene was sickly sweet. Cod, had Captain and Eight been like that when they were younger?
Yes. Yes, they had been.
Then Captain’s thoughts were interrupted by a desperate cry of “FUFU!”
“Koko… woi’e bare?” Captain responded instinctively. Then they froze. Terrified, they shot a quick glance back at the other parents. None of them seemed to be staring at him—at least not directly—which he took as a good sign.
“What is it, Tsuku?” Captain said, hoping it would encourage her to respond in Inkling.
It worked, but it wouldn’t have mattered anyway since Tsuku got close and whispered, “I forgot the gift for the Secret Snowsquid!”
The gift… had they left it at home? Wait. Captain felt his pocket and, sure enough, he felt a small box covered in wrapping paper. “Oh, I have it here! I grabbed it just in case.”
Captain held it it to her, and the distress was replaced by a huge grin of relief as she took it. “You had it the whole time? Why didn’t you tell me!”
Captain lifted their hands in a shrugging pose. “I forgot.”
They both giggled. “Thank you, Fufu!”
“Of course, Koko. Are you having a good time?”
“Yeah! I just beat everyone in Super Splat Squids!”
“I’m glad all the years of indoctrinating you into video games paid off.”
“Okay, I’m gonna go back now. Thank you!” She gave them a quick hug.
“Of course.”
And now everyone was staring at them.
“Aww, you have such a cute relationship with her!” Vanessa said.
“Oh. It’s uh… nothing special,” Three murmured.
Now Amanda returned from outside.
“I’m so sorry about that again, Alicia.”
“Oh, I’m sure Aaron will be fine. As long as Betta doesn’t have rabies!”
Everyone laughed except for Amanda, who gave a tight-lipped smile. Then she seemed to notice Lyle, Eli, Aubrey, Yuki, and the twins. “Oh! Please, come sit! Oh… oh dear, we really should have planned for this better… you know what, I’ll go get the lawn chairs!”
“No no, don’t bother! We’ll manage. I think Mako wants down, anyway,” Aubrey assured her.
Amanda looked frantically around her before finally managing to calm herself down. “Very well, then. And you must be…?”
“Aubrey. And this is my girlfriend Yuki.”
Yuki braced Seki against her chest with one arm and raised the other hand in greeting.
“Good to meet you! Good to meet you…” Amanda seemed on the verge of a panic attack.
Four and Yuki took up spots on the floor and let Mako and Seki start toddling around them. Meanwhile, Eli sat on the arm of the sofa right next to Captain, and Lyle gave everyone an almost defiant look before plopping down right on Eli’s lap.
“Wow Eli, thanks for the up-close view of your ass,” Captain murmured.
“No, thank you! That’s the first time you’ve ever complimented my ass before.”
Captain gave a clearly forced smile.
They got along fine with Eli nowadays, but they couldn’t completely ignore the small part of them that got nervous every time they were around Eli, or even Lyle. It just dug up too many old memories.
The group got to asking about the twins, and how one of the hardest times was right after they start walking because you have to chase them around everywhere, and Jeane said something about how lucky Aubrey and Yuki were to be young and agile. Aubrey seemed to relax more after that.
“You seem awfully quiet. Yuki, isn’t it?” Atlas said eventually, holding eye contact with the Octoling.
Noticing his stare, Yuki signed I’m deaf with one hand, sort of dismissively.
Aubrey nudged her and explained, “Yuki is deaf.”
“Oh, my sister is deaf, so I know some of the local sign! Um…” Robert then signed something Captain didn’t recognize, probably in Inkopolis Signed Vernacular.
“Um…” Aubrey began, also clearly not recognizing it.
Japen. Japen! Japenese Sign Language! Yuki signed to her fervently.
“Oh, we use… uh… Japenese Sign Language, since Yuki is originally from Japen. It’s… an obscure local dialect.”
Yuki signed something else Captain didn’t recognize, looking a bit less confident with the hand movements, and Yuki and Robert conversed for a few minutes.
About two hours had passed since the Meer-Hannons and Kekoa-Johnsons’ arrival when the doorbell rang again, and this time it really was just pizza. Everyone gathered around the kitchen counter, where Amanda was frantically trying to set out plates and plasticware. “Okay everyone, if you want a drink, write your name on your cup with this Sharkie, and be sure to put it back when—” But the rest of Amanda’s words were drowned out by the commotion.
Captain hung back a ways away from they’d had the the first chance crowd, figuring they’d let everything die down before going to get their food. Eight waited with them, and a moment later his hand slipped into their hand. “Doing okay?” he whispered.
“Yeah. I think so. I wasn’t expecting to see Lyle and all of them.”
“Yeah, that was a bit of a surprise! Is it okay that they’re here?”
“Of course! Of course it’s okay that they’re here. It’s nice to see everyone.”
Eight met Captain’s eyes, and he didn’t look away until he seemed satisfied with Captain’s reassurance. “You can always step away if you need to, I’ll cover for you.”
“Thanks.”
They shared a smile. “Pizza?”
“Sure.”
Everyone huddled in the kitchen, making use of any chair, barstool, or—in Mako, Seki, and Eli’s case—lap that they could find, while Captain and Eight leaned against the kitchen counter, putting as much distance between themselves and the commotion as they could. Captain nodded in Eli and Lyle’s direction and scoffed. “How are they so confident? Lyle didn’t figure out he’s gay until like five years after I did. And Eli took even longer!”
“Yeah, but it went over a lot better for them. They don’t have the same trauma. And besides, it’s Lyle and Eli. Did you really expect anything different?”
Eight reached an arm around them and gently pulled them in closer.
“Merry Squidmas, Capa.”
After a glance to make sure no one was watching them, Eight gave Captain a quick kiss.
“Merry Squidmas, Eight.”
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That was followed by Koi opening some presents from her family and sharing some hugs with her parents.
Finally, Amanda announced that it was time for the gift exchange. They all gathered in the living room again, with Tsuku, Koi, Betta, René, Cody, Ava, Kate, and Aaron sitting in a circle on the floor near the tree. Each held a gift wrapped in colorful paper, ranging in size from the wallet-sized rectangle Tsuku was holding to a box as tall as Betta. Captain found themself staring at each of the wrapped gifts, as if staring hard enough would allow them to bore through the wrappings and see their contents.
Who had drawn Tsuku’s name weeks ago? What would they have gotten her? What if something went wrong?
Captain somehow missed Amanda’s explanation of how the gift exchange would work and the first few gifts being given. He didn’t even notice what the gifts were, only that Betta was shouting in joy, and everyone was laughing, and everything had suddenly become very, very loud.
Captain made eye contact with Eight, who was already giving him a concerned look. Eight nodded, and Captain got up, trying not to seem too hurried as they made for the bathroom. They sunk to the floor and put their head between their knees, left by themself with their thoughts, and took several deep breaths to try to calm down.
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Fourteen years ago
Ryland stared listlessly at nothing in particular as the students around him filtered into the classroom and found their seats. He didn’t even notice when someone sat just to his right.
“Hi, Ryland!”
Ryland snapped out of his daze. “Oh, Ophie. Hi.”
Ryland's and Ophelia’s fathers knew each other from work, and Ryland was pretty sure his father was trying to set him up with her, but she had always been nice to him.
She leaned toward him conspiratorially. “Who did you get for your Secret Snowsquid?”
“We’re not supposed to tell,” Ryland said.
Ophie giggled. “That’s the right answer!”
Ophie seemed to be waiting for a certain response, but Ryland had no idea what it could be, or what she had meant from her last exclamation. He just kind of smiled awkwardly at her.
Luckily, a few seconds later, the teacher saved him from having to respond. “Good morning, class. Does everyone have their gift?”
“Yes, Mrs. Ippy,” chorused about a quarter of the students. Most of the others did have gifts; they just weren’t paying attention. “We’re going to be gathering by grade, so everyone find the others in your grade and sit in a circle. First graders, up here by me…”
Ryland automatically tuned out the extraneous information, but by the time he tuned back in, it was too late, and everyone had already started moving. Ryland just followed Ophie back to the corner of the classroom near the door, where they sat on the carpet. About thirty of them gathered around in a circle, out of whom Ryland recognized Billy and his clan—Lyle,
Eli, Clyde, and Blitz. Ryland and Billy made eye contact, and the smirk on Billy’s face turned Ryland’s stomach.
Instead, he scanned the rest of the circle, trying to remember which one Cairo was—that was the name he had drawn a week ago.
“Okay everyone, put your gifts in the middle of the circle. The Class Leader will go first, and then go around the circle one at a time,” Mrs. Ippy called from somewhere far away.
Billy was up in an instant and making his way toward the growing pile of presents.
“Hey! It’s not your turn!” shouted one of the girls—Emily, he thought.
“Hmm, I’m sure the Class Leader doesn’t mind, right?” he glared at Blitz, who quickly shook his head. So Billy sauntered up to the pile and dug around for a while before finally pulling out a package. He tore it open and revealed a box of chocolates. Ryland thought he heard Ophie gasp next to him, but she didn’t say anything.
They continued around the circle, and eventually Ophie tore open her gift to reveal a pack of orange gummy candies. She frowned, probably because she didn’t like orange flavor. She looked at Ryland, and he just shrugged. “I’ll swap with you if I get something you like.”
“Oh. So… you didn’t get me?”
“No, I got Cairo. I don’t know who got you.”
Then Billy’s perpetually whiny voice interrupted them. “C’mon Ryland, that’s enough chit-chat! You’re holding up everyone else.”
Something felt wrong as Ryland got up and walked to the center of the circle. He squirmed as he felt everyone’s eyes on him. The whole room seemed more quiet than it should have been. It felt like it took an eternity to dig through the pile of presents in search of one with his own name.
And there it was: a small box about the size of a pack of playing cards. And for a minute he thought that might be what they were. He went back to his seat and sat down with it, hoping that that would reduce the number or eyes on him, but it was no use. Everyone was staring at him, as if expecting something to happen. Finally, Ryland realized he couldn’t stall any longer, and he slowly began to tear open the package.
But it wasn’t a pack of cards at all.
It was a pack of cigarettes.
It only took Ryland a few seconds before he understood what they meant. He started to shake, staring uncontrollably at the pack of cigarettes in his hand until it fell to the floor with a crash, spilling some of its contents.
Ryland could feel Billy’s triumphant glare on him, and he didn’t dare look up.
“Ryland! Are those cigarettes? Hand them over!” Mrs. Ippy was glaring down at him with her hand outstretched. Ryland shoved the cigarettes back in then grabbed the box and tentatively raised it toward her until she snatched it away. “And what were you doing with these?”
“They’re not mine! Obviously someone gave it to me as their Secret Snowsquid gift. I don’t want them!”
Mrs. Ippy just kept glaring down at him with a suspicious look on her face. Desperate, Ryland looked around and saw Billy staring directly at him with a malicious grin. And he gave Ryland a small nod, as if saying Go on. But Ryland didn’t know what that was supposed to mean, and even if he had there was no way he was letting Billy get away with this.
“Like I said, the person who brought them in the classroom was whoever got me for Secret Snowsquid! It was B—”
“Fine, then I’ll go check the lists,” Mrs. Ippy said, spinning on her heel and always making it halfway back across the classroom before Ryland could finish. Ryland looked to Ophie for comfort, but she looked just as nervous as he was.
A moment later, Mrs. Ippy was back, this time holding a clipboard. All she said was, “Ophie, I’ll be accompanying you to the principal’s office. You’re being expelled.”
Ryland was barely able to put any words together as he stared at Ophie. “No! No, it was… wait… Ophie? It wasn’t you, right?”
But Ophie was already standing. “It’s okay Ryland, don’t fight it or we’ll just both end up expelled.”
“Wait… Ophie…”
“I’m sorry, Ryland. I hope I see you again.”
But he never did.
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Captain groaned and slowly pulled his hand back from his head as the memory finished playing.
Of course, that night he had remembered Ophie’s gasp and had realized that the chocolates had been for him, which of course meant that Billy had swapped out the gifts—perhaps just the tags. But Ophie had already been expelled, and who would have believed him, anyway? Ophie had been right. Mrs. Ippy had already been suspicious enough of Ryland, and Billy hadn’t left any traceable evidence. Ryland probably would have been expelled, too, if he had tried anything.
But maybe that would have been for the best.
Captain pushed themself back up into an upright position and took a deep breath.
Tsuku’s gift exchange wouldn’t be like Ryland’s. She was surrounded by good friends and responsible adults. Tsuku may have a secret just like Ryland had, but maybe Captain could muster the optimism to believe that, unlike Ryland, Tsuku would be accepted.
Captain’s hand rested on the door handle. Yes. Everything would be okay. They truly believed it.
And they pushed the door open. A few strides, and they were back in the living room. It was still chaos, but the smiles on everyone’s faces reassured them. Especially Eight’s.
They sat down next to their husband, and Tsuku ran up to them almost immediately. “Look, Fufu! Look what Koi got me!”
Tsuku was bouncing around with such excited energy that Captain couldn’t discern the object in her hands until they reached out and held the corner to steady it. It was a sketchbook, and on the cover… a silhouette of an octopus.
“Oh… that’s great, Tsuku…” Captain tried to muster enthusiasm in their response, but they just couldn’t stop staring at the octopus emblazoned on the front.
“What is it?” Tsuku finally asked.
“Tsuku… does Koi know you’re an Octoling?”
Tsuku looked at him curiously, almost confused. “Yeah, of course! All of them do. They’ve known for a while.”
Captain looked around the room at everyone, beginning to question his original impressions of each of them. “And their parents…?”
Tsuku nodded. “As far as I can tell. It’s not really a big deal.”
Captain suddenly pulled in Tsuku for a tight hug, and they were holding back tears. “I’m so glad you found them. I’m… so happy for you, Koko.”
Tsuku started pulling back after a moment, and Captain realized that they might have hugged her for too long. But she still had a big smile on her face. “I love you, Fufu. Merry Squidmas!”
“I love you too. Merry Squidmas.”
They shared one more smile.
“Now go have fun with your friends!”
Captain watched them all for a few minutes, seeing René blush as Tsuku asked whether he liked the Tableturf cards she had gotten him, seeing KJ make a remark that they all laughed at, seeing Cody wow them by doing tricks with his new yo-yo, and seeing Tsuku wrap Koi up in another hug.
“You did this, you know,” Eight said, leaning into Captain. “I mean, Tsuku deserves some credit, and I guess I was there, too. But you made all this possible.”
Eight was right, wasn’t he? Nothing could ever be perfect and easy, but Tsuku was never going to have to endure the hardships that they had.
They had broken the cycle.
“Yeah. I did it.”
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