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freckledsweetpea · 1 year

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genuinely the funniest thing about being a nearly 27 year old bisexual virgin is the fairly common sentiment that women are faking bisexuality if they've never had sex with or dated a woman.

I'm also faking heterosexuality then. 🤷‍♀️

#I do not exist #I am fake #tbh the latter is more likely

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raviollies · 2 months

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• —– ٠ WELL OF SORROWS ٠ —– •

#i still am DOGSHIT at those fake tarot cards but whatever. i wanted beepo to have one. he deserves it. evne tho it looks eh #dragon age inquisition #da tarot #daee lavellan #my art

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p1nkshield · 2 months

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Prompt idea: Danny has been attending Wayne family dinners for weeks now and he truly doesn’t know how he got this far

Danny has been without a home or a means to get food for a while because of either identity reveal gone bad or Dan timeline shenanigans. Either way he needs to eat. As a last ditch attempt Danny tries to attend/infiltrate a Wayne family dinner. He’s seen the Wayne kids around Gotham and he’s sure that he could look and act the part enough to get in the door and out with some bread rolls at least.

Was it his best idea? No.

But he sure as sugar ain’t firing on all cylinders rn.

And Bruce already has a gaggle of blue eyed, black haired children.

What’s one more?

Batfam of course notices immediately when a whole new kid shows up, grabs some miscellaneous pieces of food and then prattles off some excuse about “not being that hungry.” (Clearly a bald faced lie) And that they were “Going to the library to study for finals, bye Dad!”

1. No one skips out on family dinners. Even Jason was here.

2. Alfred sets the table for everyone ahead of time and the kid had no place to sit.

3. Nobody in this house studies anything beyond case files.

4. Nobody in this house calls Bruce Dad.

Danny thinks he is suffering from success. No matter where he is in Gotham someone picks him up and insists he’ll be late for family dinner which is unacceptable.

Alfred just wants to feed the boy.

The batkids are amused by his efforts to look as though he’s been here all along.

Bruce is drafting adoption papers as we speak.

#Danny: am I faking it till I make it correctly?#batkids: absolutely brother I’ve known for years lol #Danny: oh okay cool >:)#dc x dp crossover #dpxdc #Damian calls Bruce father and sometimes baba only sometimes tho #Danny: I’m an international super spy….🗣️SUPER SPYYYYY🎶super spyyy🎶#Jason shows up on his motorcycle: get on we’re gonna be late for family dinner!!!!#Danny: 😶

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parisoonic · 2 months

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Demo has had many careers - tattoo artist isn't one of them.

#tf2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #demo warned him a tattoo might be painful and he's just thinking 'wow! he wasn't kidding! i! am! in! agony!'#then they go wake medic up at 3am to grow soldier a new arm #slowly drawing all the mercs shirtless ig 🥴#i as gonna add a tanktop to solider but my boyf came along and was like '...you don't....neeed to add one...ifyoudontwantto.........' HMMM #omg how has it been this long and ive never drawn a gun or someone holding one?? fake fan i guess

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molabuddy · 2 years

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horrors beyond my comprehension more like horrors beyond my articulation. i know exactly what it is but id never be able to explain it to anyone

#buddy's cool words #i am 90% sure i am using articulation wrong in this but whatever words are fake .

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kilometresrufflefuck · 3 days

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hear me out the other day i woke up and was immediately hit in the face with "7 year gap narumitsu in europe where phoenix kisses edgeworth in a low moment and then tries to flee and edgeworth uses mind chess on him to get the truth out of him which is a completely normal and ordinary average way to discuss your relationship"

#i have more of this written but i didnt want to make all the pictures.#like ten minutes after this interaction happens phoenix uses magic truth rock on rival prosecutor it's super effective #rookposting #narumitsu #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #i made these they are fake they are not from anything i am unaffiliated with capcom although if they want to hire me im listening #if they need. an. australian lawyer for some reason. or a coffee boy #i could be the rival prosecutor in aa7 and my gimmick is just that im australian #id love to make this playable but i have no idea how to even approach doing that

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gayfour · 2 years

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Have I worked out how to make polls yet?

Poll ends in, uhhh, the future?

#but i am having fun #so its not that bad #poll #polls #fake poll

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ashleyloob · 9 months

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this can't just be me but do you ever hear a YouTubers voice and immediately click off because you just can't stand how they sound and don't know why. even if the content itself is fine

#theres so many good video essays i absolutely can not watch bc their voice just drives me insane #idk why im like this omg #i think if any voice sounds 'fake' it makes me feel super unsettled #i am begging YouTubers to pls use their normal talking voice 😭

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snibii · 2 months

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TECHNOBLADE POTATO FARMING SIMULATOR!!!

fake game screenshot made by me :D

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bixels · 7 months

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Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

#personal #my art #Fuck your fake ass 'i am very smart!' intellectualizing “observations” and open your god damn ears.#do something for fucks sake. it's sickening seeing videos of ai crap and seeing rows and rows of repliers using their one brain synapse #to type “wow! very exciting!” “haha this is kind of scary! but in a really interesting way!”#and then they go about their day without a second thought while creative industries burn around them #i go to one of america's top tech schools too and it's enough to make you wanna tear our your hair #every day it's seminars and talks about “the potential consequences of ai!” when the consequences are happening NOW #NO MORE DISCUSSING NO MORE INTELLECTUALIZING NO MORE SOCRATIC SEMINARS NO MORE DEBATING. ACT YOU COWARDS #people are getting hurt RIGHT NOW. stop pretending to care when you clearly don't! just be honest and say you wanna make money #my time here has really made me hate academic spaces. you people are so god damn useless and cowardly.

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hinamie · 2 months

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big fan of panels where they look like they wld beat me up

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #fanart #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuuji #megumi #YUUJI WILL NOT COOPERATE TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME >:(((#is it the angle ? is it the expression?? the bangs??????? am i just a fraud and a fake yuuji liker i dont know at this point #god #just . just take it i cant fiddle with the proportions any more ill go insane #it was worse when i tried colouring it but im STILL not 100% sold on it no matter what i shift or tilt #megumi my darling boy i love u at least You always have my back :'<#honestly my leading theory is that bc my yuuji design looks objectively More different than his canon design #its more prone 2 looking Wrong in my head #but even so !!! if i *have* my yuuji design down why does it still feel like im fighting fr my gd life when i try 2 draw him #it feels like he is shattering my drawing hand and smiling at me n taunting me w those shiny puppy eyes th entire time #head in hands I Don't Get It #when will i get it #anyway scoreboard yuuji: 623453766235 hina: 0

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adoctornotatumbl-r · 10 months

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spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

#y’all remember the entirety of the galelio 7 when his solution to everythjng was just to Fuck Around and Find Out #in the amoeba episode where he was like no guys don’t rescue me it’s for Science #the man trap when he was slapping the monster in the form of bones’ former lover to snap bones out of it #um the one where got infected with those fake throw up thingies and BLINDED HIMSELF ??#the one where his father was Dying and even though there were plenty of other people who could command the ship He Needed To Do It #several other instances i am forgetting #i literally love him #star trek #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #mr spock #captain kirk #doctor mccoy #dr mccoy #incorrect star trek #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #mccoy #star trek tos

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 4 months

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Transcript:

Mmh- Good morning~ Wakey wakey, sleepyhead.

I made you some coffee.

Cut up some fruit in the kitchen.

It’s time to start your day.

Are you- Jesus Christ, it’s 9:52, it’s 9- WAKE THE FUCK UP.

IT IS 9- ITS LIKE 10 AM, JESUS.

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#scheduling this at 9:52 AM for maximum effect #whyy did. wju did. right before the good morning why did....................... never mind <- im normal.#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #edit: i forgot the audio source and no one said anything ur all so fake </3 /j

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irregularjohnnywiggins · 2 years

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You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?

#dcu #batman #bruce wayne #green arrow #oliver queen #fake tweets #things I was not able to adequately convey in the format:#obviously Bruce's reasoning is really a lot closer to Ollie's but Bruce has a secret identity to maintain and Ollie... well #I don't know if you can make it out but his twitter profile pic is him in the Green Arrow costume and that's not accidental #also I am pretty sure that Bruce does just have the first airing date of The Price is Right saved in a corner of his mind palace #just in case it's ever relevant to a case #and he's angry at Ollie because Ollie knows that and also knows Bruce can't admit it because it would raise too many questions #also I did consider an extra scene where they tag-team harass Lex #but it just didn't sound right to me #also I put a whole load of Green Arrow references in here #Q-Core N_Singh and H_Fyff are all from the Nu52 Green Arrow runs #albeit Naomi and Henry are at least in the good Nu52 runs #obviously this is post-Snowbirds Don't Fly/Hard Travelling Heroes in general so Oliver is trolling Hal and setting up needle exchanges #and even Hal explaining to Ollie what Twilight is is a reference to one of the most dated things about the Arrow pilot:#the extremely tacky Twilight joke #anyway hope you enjoyed!

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housecow · 6 months

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i love when a feedee is obviously a little dumb… like, awww you really couldn’t stop, could you?? no wonder you’re so big. did the thought to stop eating ever cross your mind, or did you just finish everything on your plate because that’s what you were always told to do? did you even realize your portion sizes were getting bigger, too? i bet you get a little mad when people point out how much you’re eating. of course it’s not your fault, you didn’t know any better..

stupid feedees that have to be told they’re out of control. they think they’re not even that big yet

#i understand if this is too much . pls lmk and i will delete #i am also not a feeder but sometimes i read thru a profile and am like. awwww #i don’t like the obvious fake bimbo feedee stuff #i like the ppl that are obviously a little dim #it’s cute when they don’t know anything besides being a fatass #goals fr #how fat do i need to be to get that empty mind vibe #writing

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chaosgremlin1 · 2 years

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No blue check marks for me! That means I’m real and objectively, I’m not!

#I am fake #The void is me and I am the void #You don’t know any better #Literally no one I know knows I have tumblr pol

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