#I hope she dies

[arlene-needs-a-break]

need friends who will listen to me vent about homicidal thoughts without reporting me or thinking I'm actually insane

[kr1osz]

I'm sorry but ppl have been DEFENDING ALEXIS!? Like people have been genuinely upset at Sam for calling her a bitch???? I'm sorry but who in their right mind could defend Alexis turning Sam AFTER HE SAID NO? HE TOLD HER TO STOP! HE WAS PUSHING HER OFF HIM UNTIL SHE FORCED HIM TO OPEN HIS EYES AND TRANCED HIM

Y'all are fucking insane for excusing Alexis' actions because "she's hot.", Sam had all the right in the world to call her a bitch and honestly he could've (and should've) called her worse because she is.

She assaulted Sam. End of story. AND she's not even sorry, she said it herself!! Now I'd get if y'all we're mad at Sam for calling her a bitch after she tried to apologize and if she was actually sorry and trying to make up for her actions but she wasn't, and I doubt she ever will.

Y'all have taken pretty privilege way too far.

[comicallysmallcereals]

As a expert on toxic Yuri I couldn’t *not* draw them as girl like-

(Sometimes a relationship is a gay little polygon and a old woman)

[spriinglocked]

i dont like pinkie

[king-drawsstuff]

explodes her with my mind

[shtickerz4long]

vee dande worl

uhhh guys look its her

drools

[luvingshidou]

I hate bitcyws 💔💔💔

[ilovebeatingmywife]

GUYS OH MY GOD SO MUCH MURDER

[bungou-gay-d0gs]

bsd character’s hogworts houses imo with no explanations:

(disclaimer: i don’t really know shit about actual hp canon cuz i only fuck with the maraurders fandom)

FUCK JKR

dazai - slytherin

kunikida - gryffindor

atsushi - gryffindor

ranpo - ravenclaw

yosano - ravenclaw

junichiro- hufflepuff

kyoyka - slytherin

fukuzawa- ravenclaw

katai - ravenclaw

chuuya - gryffindor

akutagawa - slytherin

mori - slytherin

higuchi - hufflepuff

tachihara - gryffindor

hirotsu- slytherin

odasaku - gryffindor

gin - slytherin

kouyou - slytherin

kyuusaku - hufflepuff

ango - ravenclaw

verlaine - ravenclaw

rimbaud - hufflepuff

adam - gryffindor

fyodor- slytherin

sigma - ravenclaw

nikolai - hufflepuff

bram - ravenclaw

fukuchi - slytherin

teruko - gryffindor

jouno - slytherin

tetchou - gryffindor

bonus: the guild as the american school houses:

(i never really watch fantastic beasts so i had to do outside research for this one because i had to commit to the bit)

francis - wampus

alcott - horned serpent

poe - horned serpent

twain - thunderbird

steinbeck - wampus

lovecraft - horned serpent

lucy - pukwudgie

hawthorne - pukwudgie

(the american school house names are so terrible)

[heavymetalluvofmine]

my ex bsf told me he’s not girlypop and would never wear hello kitty pyjamas because he’s not girlypop and is one of the boys and also said he’s too scared of women to date one and would be a virgin forever…

sorry to break it to you sweetheart but he gave me backshots in my pink fluffy hello kitty pyjamas and is now my boyfriend and bought his own pair and is in fact very girlypop sooooooo:////

[arlene-needs-a-break]

i hate you so fucking much.

[samtamdan]

I HATE THIS BITCH

[emtmercy]

This has me so so disgusted

White womens tears weaponized strategically enough against a black woman is worth 50,000

[cheesecakeislazy]

Disventure Camp episode 16 spoilers!!!!

Ally and Jake getting into a physical fight actually made me scream in joy, I wanted her to get fucking SCALPED. I genuinely disliked Ally since episode 1 due to the fact she treated Hunter lowkey like shit.

I was actually really scared that Jake would get out this episode, I thought that Connor would play the idol on Jake and then it’s revealed that everyone voted for Connor. But I am SO GLAD that my boys are still thriving- trying to manifest a Jake win but I will also be happy with a Connor win!!

I was a little mad that Alec got out, Riya and Ally do not deserve the 3 mil and they need to get BOOTED. (Pour one out for the bros that love Alec 🍺)

Im really glad that Alec and Connor made up, it put a smile on my face to see them together as homies again :)

I paused the video when Kristal said that the reward was a case of beer, and you can see Connor get happy about it. I find that so funny that everyone else hates beer and Connor is like “HELL YEAH!!”

I love the friendship between Emily and Trevor so much, I really hope we get to see more of it!! I also can’t wait to see their revenge work or not work!!!

Kristal is frustrated? I wonder how that will be shown in future episodes.. also we didn’t get any Derek screentime- is he good?

We also got some Nina answers! Kinda? We know she’s sentient and that she doesn’t use the bathroom! But she drinks coffee.. where does that.. go? I need more answers..

My fellow Ally haters, we need to unite and get this bitch out because her personality is stank and her role in this show is getting worse. (No offense to the Ally Stans, stay safe and I mean no hate to you lot specifically <3)

This definitely wasn’t as good as the last episode, but I still enjoyed watching it.

Jake please, you gotta win!! Win for Miriam!! And win for your boyfriend!! (Aiden ;3)

[sillyyyyyyz]

Drugs,alcohol and cutting aren't enough anymore. I need to fist fight my mom.And I know I would win and I wouldn't give a single fuck.

[yurious]

she broke up with me over text lol