#I just think this is hilarious

[a-beautiful-fool]

this is just for silliness and funsies

i collect squishmallows (currently at 23 of ‘em)

if this post gets 5,000 notes by new year’s day i will start writing fanfiction of all of my squishmallows 😭

[strawlessandbraless]

Misha: So then Warner Brothers asked me to falsely stay out as bisexual as publicity for their show that ended two years ago, even though they killed my character, and then the man I loved

Mads (sympathetic): They killed Hannibal and Will too

Millie: They’re probably gonna kill Will Byers

Is this the bury your gays convention?

[never-ending-fanfic]

Alright folks, so I was writing an interaction scene between Kallus and Draven for this fic's next chapter, where Draven is trying to keep Kallus from overworking himself and well, I was writing Kallus' reply, but instead of writing "I'm sorry?" as I intedned to, I clicked the suggested words on my keyboard (on accident) and it turned the dialogue into, well this:

...

Ok mate.

OK MATE.

[patch444]

LEGO in 2001: The toa use toa tools! They’re not weapons! We have a strict “no violence” policy!

LEGO in 2007: LET’S JUST GIVE THEM STRAIGHT UP MACHINE GUNS!

[miahasahardname]

losing my shit right now

[randaccidents]

Ah yes my 3 flavours of Heart across my AUs (shared and not):

The Love: Tangled Wisteria!Heart

The Hate: Tridential Whole!Heart

The Emotional Side: Heartless!Heart

[masterofdemise]

The power I have over #pluto beyblade. If I ever deleted my Tumblr accounts, there would be nothing left...hehehe.

[c11eco]

The fact that Max’s fans are the ones making such a big fuss about Checo not following Max on ig is sending me 😭😭😭 why are y’all taking this so serious? Tomorrow we’ll go back to our regular programming.

[snoopythemage]

my almost-all-phobic dad, showing a trans allegory movie to a three year old: there is no way this will back fire on me

the three year old sixteen years later: if anything touches my belly button i will die. also i have no gender

[aroplatonic]

I'm excited to announce that us aros no longer have the problem of our tag being completely taken over with ace posts - because it's been replaced with a new problem! now our tag is completely taken over by motherfucking hazbin hotel.

[redsray]

The batkids getting in trouble with the JL somehow when undercover or when using aliases and instead of... you know... the aliases... they give their siblings first names. Batman has gotten multiple calls from the JL where they'd be like

Green Lantern: Uh Bats we've got a 'Jason' in custody here he's asking for you.

Batman, panicking bc wtf did Jay do this time:

Tim: Hi!

Batman: You're not Jason.

Tim, dead serious: I don't know what you're talking about.

[on-wednesdays-we-eat-the-rich]

My mum got a birthday present from my aunt the other day. It arrived at our house just as my aunt texted her, "the package is three stops away".

[dapper-lil-arts]

The entire premise of Alicorns being on another untouchable level dissapears when you account for Cadence's basic-ass taste in men

[gumdefense]

We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure

[undertheredhood]

the rest of the justice league: hey man, we get that he’s your son and all, but shouldn’t you do something about him?

bruce ‘that’s my precious baby boy’ wayne: i’m sorry, did you have to hold your son as he was dying in your arms? did you almost k*ll yourself trying to follow him to the afterlife? i don’t think so.

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Saw a post recently that mentioned how underrated Damian's sense of humor is, so I went ahead and decided to find some of my fave moments, pt. 1

pt. 2