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Had a dream yesterday when I was taking a nap & in my nap I was having a dream, in the dream I was falling asleep & my cat was sleeping on my chest.Before my cat came to me she was hanging out w/ stoners and had some weed in her fur or something and so I was getting stoned while falling asleep…..then I woke up from my dream.
#pppffttt BEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#I was laughing afterwards#me and my 19 weed girlfriends#I forgot what that phrase exactly says#text#three weed smoking girlfriends#my three girlfriends and yes they smoke weed#I love that tumblr meme lol#dream#nap#cat#I never got high/stoned#well in that dream XD#don’t do drugs kidz
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Telling my coworker bestie about Epic: The Musical
Me: “it’s based on the Odyssey and the story of Odysseus-“
Bestie: “Wait, is that the guy that falls in love with his mom?”
Me, chokes: “N O ! No! That’s Oedipus!”
#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#the odyssey#I nearly died#I was laughing so hard afterwards in shock#sometimes you get your Greek ‘O’ names mixed up I guess#lmaoooooo#thatlesbeanjew#mr. jalapeño#Mr. Jalapeño idk if you have a tumblr or not but I hope you see this and laugh as hard as I did lmao
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Favorite Marta and Fina Moments - Part 97 Sueños de Libertad
#Marta seems so proud of herself for the butt slap lol#and I love Fina's laugh afterwards#mafin#marta x fina#marta y fina#suenos de libertad#sueños de libertad#marta belmonte#marta de la reina#alba brunet#fina valero#wlwsource#wlw gif#wlw post#wlw edit#my edit#wlw couple#wlw#favorite mafin
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Charlie: Angel is smiling, did something happen?
Angel: What? I can’t smile just ‘cause I feel like it?
Husk: Valentino tripped and fell in the parking lot.
#Angel: *snorting helplessly*: he’s so fUckin’ blind and TOTALLY ate shit I haven’t laughed that hard in DECADES#Angel: I mean he beat the shit out of me afterwards- but you know- worth it#husk: *currently bandaging angel* was it?#angel: oh absolutely#husk: *sighing* I mean it WAS pretty hilarious#Charlie: 😍#Vaggie: get a fucking room#angel: WE ARE LITERALLY IN MY ROOM WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE#angel dust needs a hug#consensually#preferably from husk#huskerdust#borrowed from incorrectborhapquotes#I just need to see Valentino eat shit#-Angel dust probably#Angel dust#husker hazbin hotel#hazbin charlie#hazbin angel dust#husk/angel#they’re in love your honor#husk knowing Angel can handle himself but practically itching to take a shot at Valentino#Angel is a BAMF#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#niffty manages to steal the voxtv footage of Valentino falling and presents it to Angel#he watches it every day#(pssst niffty was the one who tripped Val)#he never saw it coming#she can’t wait to add the whole moth to her collection
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horror podcast:
me: what's the worst you can do, claustrophobia? go on, i'm not scared
horror podcast: *someone yelling and slamming the table in anger*
me: ok i apologise
#this is about the supplement from mag56 again#no spoilers beyond that pls#my heart is still racing and i've SLEPT since then#apparently it awoke some trauma i didn't even know i had (that's the fun part of not remembering your childhood 👍👍)#my worst fear isn't being abandoned by everyone it's jonathan sims angry yelling#and he LAUGHS afterwards??? like it wasn't important???#yeah fuck you#anyway#tma#the magnus archives#tma spoilers#jonathan sims
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HELP MEEEEE MEGALOPOLIS WAS THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN. the aubrey plaza scene was hot tho. the baby should have flown away on the carpet at the end aladdin style
#if u do see this u MUST go with friends so u can roast it afterwards#me and mr vee spent the whole drive home talking about how bad it was lmfao#a lot of parts did make me laugh in a ??? sort of way#i cant stop saying 'go back to the club' like adam driver that delivery was so fucking funny#megalopolis
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Firm believer Law and Luffy have the loudest sex. Luffy gives no fucks about privacy or holding back. Law tries so hard to be quiet cause he’d rather launch himself into the sea than have anyone hear him getting railed. This drives Luffy insane so he just pushes Law until he turns into the whiny little bottom bitch he truly is (Law loves it but he’d never dare admit it).
#this is 100% true#bottom law agenda has overtaken my life#he’s such a whiny best urgh#he yells at Luffy afterwards every time and Luffy just laughs at him#“it’s okay torso I know how much you like it#one piece#law#trafalgar law#luffy#lulaw#Lawlu#lulaw headcanon
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Heads up, guys: feel how you like about this election, but if you call Biden senile or make your funny, funny jokes about sundowning, I’m not going to forget that. Or forgive it. Ever.
I watched Alzheimer's wash away the person I loved the most in the whole world, my father who was the kindest and sweetest man both before and during his destruction—because that's what the disease does, it destroys. There's no "battle" or "struggle;" it's simply slow theft of yourself.
When you make light of that—especially when you insist that you're "not" making light of it, that you "really think" ol' Joe is losing it, no really!—you tell me that all you see in my father's death is the chance to mock.
So fine, do that. But not around me.
(made this post over on bluesky first, but it applies here too)
#politics!#seriously this is a 'we are no longer friends after this' level of behavior#I am drawing this boundary LOUD AND CLEAR#I am fine with any and all insults to the president -- or any leader frankly#but calling someone senile is not an insult to them#it is a cruel reminder to people like me that our loved one was just a punchline to you#it is showing far more about you than it is about anyone else: it's showing that you use one of the worse and most horrific diseases#as a way to hurt people and laugh about it afterward
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Sweet Dreams <3
#my art#pokemon#galarian ponyta#digital art#hiiii everyone hello please look at my darling angel Amalthea. shes my partner pokemon in pokednd <3#most of our pokemon went missing so Mia (my character) took our remaining pokemon to get their pictures taken in case they go missing#i did in fact draw all three of them. am going to work on doing digital versions of the other two#its all of our partner pokemons :3 ponyta. impidimp. and mankey <3#the sketches i did for the other two are so fun i cant wait to draw them#impidimp's made my cousins all laugh so hard they almost cried#this session was so fun and we also talked afterwards about pokemon we may want on our teams in the future#and honestly my potential line up for Mia feels so good#her next pokemon she gets is very possibly going to be a bewear. absolutely out of left field choice but it works so beautifully#im also thinking good options for her would be breloom. grumpig. wyrdeer. maybe mimikyu.#grumpig and breloom are honestly the top of the list. they suit her so beautifully#wyrdeer is also really good. mimikyu would be up to roleplay#mimikyu and bewear would both play into her animal handling skill#mimikyu would also end up disguised as a sylveon#probably play that as mimikyu wanting to fit in with Mia's team since she's really nice to it and it wants her to be its trainer#bewear on the other hand would 1. work well aesthetically for her and 2. would be fantastic roleplay material what with it being a giant#aggro bear and mia is just this gentle giant who is so fucking good with pokemon so its like well.#the nice girl wants me to be nice so i wont kill you because i like her. she gives me snacks and pets me and treats me well
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Marauders era as things me and my friends said- part 3
*see a straight couple making out*
Evan : Ew can they not?
Barty:Dude!
Evan: What?
Pandora: That’s rude
Evan: I’m not being a hater
Evan: just hetrophobic
Dorcas: Actually, Valid
Regulus: Like, they can do that but why push that in our faces?
Evan: So rude
*continues eating chips*
#how dare they#I can not make that shit up#We laughed for a solid 5 minutes afterwards#bartemius crouch jr#barty crouch junior#barty being barty#rosekiller#evan rosier#dorcas meadowes#pandora rosier#pandora lovegood#hetrophobia lol#slytherin skittles#the phenom#the emeralds#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes#marauders era#asexual evan rosier#regulus black#mauraders
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Shadowheart and Nocturne sure seem like to be good friends
yup, just two gal pals, hanging out, doing each other's hair in a secret back room, Platonically, fighting alongside one another, writing in diaries about one another, just as friends, sharing memories, as friends though
#I'm so glad you picked up on the queer implications cause that was a deliberate choice I made when I recorded the lines lol#I was like “I'm gonna make it gay - hee hee hee! I'm putting queer characters in video games and NOBODY can STOP me!”#Anita Sarkeesian texted me afterwards and congratulated me on completing my sinister mission#“Now we are one step closer to destroying video games forever!” she said laughing maniacally#“Yes Oh Dark One!” I replied - loyal soldier of the SJW Empire that I am#For clarity's sake this didn't really happen#Anita and I have never met#I just decided to play the scene that way because it was more interesting and added more stakes
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just in class, being completely normal when my professor clicks to the next slide in her presetation and
wait a damn minute.
THE CAST OF THE 2009 NBC SITCOM COMMUNITY??? what are they doing in the middle of a presentation about culturally responsible music pedagogy 🤨🤨🤨
(read like that one neil gaiman falafel tiktok audio)
#I know it’s bc the slide is titled ‘building Community’ but I was still NOT expecting the referebce#I lost my mind in the middle of class#not super outwardly but I was like 😨😨😨 at the screen for the next five minutes#I talked to my professor afterwards and she loves the show 💯#that’s TWO of my professors now that I know are community fans#(I have like 16 professors this semester so that’s not a huge percentage but still!!!)#anyway later she put up a gif of snoopy and I said ‘oh my god! it’s snoopy! that’s my friend!’ out loud and the whole class laughed lmfao#I know I know I’m so cool and funny haha Laugh Harder.#okay I think my tags are disproportionately and annoyingly long enough I’ll stop jow#community#nbc community#community nbc#abed’s uncontrollable queue-mas
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in "anecdotes that sound entirely made up," this evening i was at dress rehearsal for the show im in, the importance of being earnest. i was in the dressing room and one of the costume assistants fainted. i caught her and was asking her if she was alright, if she knew where she was, etc. the uh. unfortunate part is that i was asking her entirely in character, which includes a british accent. imagine if you will, fainting, and when you come to, a man dressed as a mid 19th century woman is asking you if youre alright in a british accent. i think i would faint again
#shes fine btw. history of migraines and hadnt had enough to eat or drink today#but anyways. fun anecdote#also youre WELCOME director i can stay in a damn accent!!!#i asked the rest of the cast afterwards if it was in my accent and they were like 'yeah. we didnt want to laugh because it was very serious#but you were fully speaking in a british accent the entire time'#tragic.
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Y’all know when you hyperfixate on something hard enough that it bleeds into your every day life? yeah. yeah
#xero creations#i’m SORRY i cannot shut up about bloodmoon being an ultrakill enjoyer it just makes SENSE !!!!#sun and moon show#the sun and moon show#tsams#sams bloodmoon#sams lunar#bonus scene not shown: lunar and bloodmoon laughing their asses off afterwards and bloodmoon frantically explaining that was NOT what-#-they meant to do !!!!
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How To Accidentally Kill A Vegetable
featured @locallygrowndaikon
#sky cotl#pluto talks#digital art#my art#magma#shitpost#locallygrowndaikon#it was a complete accident and I was laughing so hard afterwards#sky is great#even better with friends
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Do you ever just become overwhelmingly cognizant of the existence of evil in the world?
Like, not as a cute, devil-emoji 😈 i'm-so-naughty-i-steal-chocolate-cake-and-do-weird-sex-acts thing, nor still as a melodramatic, comic-bookish, high-absorptivity-black-fabric, soon-my-death-ray-will-destroy-Metropolis thing, but like.
Actual Evil, as a force that is real and immanent in the world.
Just pointless cruelty inflicted pointlessly by one human being upon another because they've forgotten how to be kind. Just entire systems and machinery of state and ideology brought to bear on the problem of annihilating human lives and maximizing human suffering so that small men can feel powerful. Just humans who have through trauma or conditioning or propaganda shut off their ability to see other humans as fundamentally like them.
Anyways, I joke on here a lot. I get angry on here a lot. They're both just scabs to hide my horror and my despair at the condition of humanity.
Your regularly scheduled programming will return shortly.
#i've watched this entire genocide play out over social media; i've followed the news for decades beforehand#none of it ever really affected me in any way but outrage#but i watched just some of that 'bulldozer' video and it gave me the worst panic attack that i've had in years#like i had no idea that that well of despair was as deep as it turned out to be#what kind of people do that?#what kind of systems make people who do that?#do they go home afterwards? do they drink and laugh with their buddies?#do they look at themselves in the mirror every day for the rest of their lives?#do they ever feel even the smallest *particle* of sorrow? even the smallest quantum of disgust at what they've become?#do they have enough of a soul left to feel even the smallest corpuscle of guilt?
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