#I’ll never be over him

[choices-binglebonkus]

Give us more love interests like Tom Sato, who are tortured and have their fair share of trauma to sift through, but are also goofy, silly, sunny, and sweet.

[mrsaltieri-real]

Some days I wake up and remember Timothy Olyphant still has an ear piercing and I just

[sing-against-the-sky]

Delicious ✨✨✨

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

[ricky-mortis]

So uh…. That pose, huh?

[moonlightdancer26]

Snape haters: How do people even like Snape?

Also Snape:

“Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.”

*****

“Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”

*****

“I was just showing Harry my grindylow,” said Lupin pleasantly, pointing at the tank.

“Fascinating,” said Snape, without looking at it.

*****

As Harry raised himself into a sitting position, his head still swimming from its last contact with the ground, he saw Snape running as hard as he could, the enormous beast [Buckbeak] flapping behind him and screeching as Harry had never heard him screech —

. . . Snape had managed to Disapparate just beyond the school’s boundaries.

*****

Snape gave her [Umbridge] an ironic bow and turned to leave.

*****

“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter — or at least, most minds are.” He smirked.

*****

“Potter, when I want nonsense shouted at me I shall give you a Babbling Beverage. And Crabbe, loosen your hold a little, if Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork, and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.”

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

❤️

[keelyxo]

lorenzo zurzolo

[spineless-lobster]

Top phrases said during the trojan war

“Patroclus come get your boyfriend he’s committing aggravated assault again”

“Hector? I hardly know her!”

“Don’t talk to nestor he’s in his a yapping mood”

“Quit horsing around, odysseus”

“Shut the fuck up diomedes no one cares”

[orangekittyenergy]

Morning in Waterdeep ❤️

Just wanted to sketch some soft tummy Gale cuteness

[slut4fangs]

i swear to god don’t you point that fuckin pretzel at me mister munson

[mrsaltieri-real]

My boyfriend says he’s not touching me until I get over my Mickey Altieri obsession.

Guess I’m abstinent now.

Prick.

My honest reaction tbh:

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

give us emo yuri and we’re on board. it’s that simple.

[the-way-astray]

why would you pay attention to whether keefe has muscle tone when you could instead pay attention to the fact that keefe has checked out fitz’s muscles and fitz has shown off his muscles for keefe

[dont-let-me-eat-pears]