#Incorrect Destiny 2 quotes

[baede-6]

*My Hunter and Ghost exploring Nessus when they find a golden plated Vex*

Ghost: "Better not tell Cayde, he'll come all of the way out here and melt it down for parts"

Me screaming into the void with cupped hands: "CAYDE THERE'S A GOLDEN PLATED VEX ON NESSUS! COME BACK AND GET IT!"

[telestoapologist]

Immaru, as Eris points a spray bottle at him: I ain't scared of you, mooncrust. This little thing here ain't nothin' more than an empty threat. You ain't got the guts to use it, so go on, prove your worth, I don't believe for a sec-

Eris: (spritzes him right in the face)

Immaru, immediately recoiling: ECK-

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*Jason finds himself at a blinking control panel

Jason: Okay, I’m here, what do I do?

Babs: Press the red button.

Jason: …

Jason: They’re all red!

Babs: Then press all of them!

Jason: *goes feral like a toddler in an elevator

Jason: Well?

Babs: Good! Now get out of there!

Jason: …I can’t believe that worked?

[crow-posting]

The Witness: "How did you get past security? This fortress is impenetrable!"

Crow: "Door was unlocked."

The Witness: "Son of a bi-"

[flowers-of-io]

Ikora: You remind me of the ocean.

Osiris: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Ikora: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

[chi-no-sei]

Saint: Listen, friend. Warlock smart, like wise owl.

Shaxx: Yes?...

Saint: But sometimes Warlock... Blind, like bird too.

Saint, pointing at Osiris: Whether it's unraveling mystery or...

Saint, pointing at footage of Annie clashing into windows in the crucible: ... Literal... Well... We can't decide.

Shaxx: ... That... Doesn't really help me...

[ripr4]

Caboose, texting Cayde-6: *sends a voice message*

Cayde-6, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Caboose: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Cayde-6: *presses play*

Caboose's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

[violet-919]

Zavala: Guardian! The Black Fleet is approaching! We need to deploy everyone to space and defend The Traveler and The Last City ASAP!

Young Wolf, not looking away from their phone: Relax, we’ve got plenty of time, 5 days at least.

Zavala: What the hell are you talking about?!

Young Wolf: Stuff that important only happens on Tuesdays for some fucking reason.

[screaming-for-eternally]

Ikora: How was your trip to the Reef? Literally every Guardian who ever had to interact with Uldren: I prevented an assassination attempt on The Prince. Ikora: An assassination attempt? How did you stop it?  Literally every Guardian who ever had to interact with Uldren: Self-restraint

[gil-notskajla]

Rhulk: "My Witness! How could have we POSSIBLY predicted that Savathûn will betray us for the Light??"

Savathûn: *is a giant moth*

[baede-6]

YW:"You actually were telling the truth."

Savathûn:"I do that quite a lot, yet people always act surprised."

[telestoapologist]

sometimes the traveler’s best... are also the worst.

[midisdying]

Guardian: *looks at Nimbus and Rohan having a great mentor-student relationship*

Guardian: *looks hopefully to osiris*

Osiris: *keeps yelling at them about everything. Constantly tries to have the guardian rush into easly avoidable suicide level danger for the sake of speed. Doesn't care that at the beginning of the training strand kept draining them of energy, to the point where they couldn't use some of their power, making them more exhausted then they have been while FIGHTING LITTERAL GODS*

Guardian: ... So, this is the thanks I get for saving both you and your boyfriend?

[fandomsareforincorrectquotes]

Zavala: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Eris: Bleach.

Crow: Sewage.

Zavala: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

[flowers-of-io]

Savathûn: Okay, so when you’re done with your tea, I’ll look at the leaves, and tell you your fortune.

Oryx: Okay, I’m done. Read mine.

Savathûn: Okay, I see a ladder… which can either mean a promotion or a violent death.

Oryx:

Oryx: I’m the King of the Hive, I can’t get promoted.

Savathûn: Mhmm mhmm… Who’s next?

[vulture115]

Exo!Jaune (Hunter), floating in a Vex portal: Quick! Hurry! Come on! I don’t know how long the portal is gonna stick

Myrtenaster (Weiss’s Ghost): Jaune! What have you-?

Exo!Jaune: Stop-stop-stop-stop. Look-look — long story. And it may look like i don’t know what i’m doing, but i do — K, maybe not — doesn’t matter. Killing the power source at the origin point should break the loop and get me out of the portal system.

Weiss (Warlock): *Recording while holding back her laughter*

Exo!Jaune: Have you got that? Say you’ve got it.

Weiss: *Still silent while recording Jaune before putting her scroll back in her pocket*

Exo!Jaune: Say something!

Weiss: *Going to say something but was being cut off by Myrtenaster*

Myrtenaster: Fine. I’ll say it! We got it, Jaune. Now, how did you —

Exo!Jaune: Oh my cotton socks! Did you not hear what i just said?! *Gets teleported elsewhere*

Myrtenaster: I’m guessing this is why they don’t like him leaving the Tower.

Weiss: *Shrugging* Beats me