#Incorrect-kc

[rosedforbes]

[sitting in jail]

Caroline: so... who should we call?

Kol: I'd call Nik, but I feel safer in jail.

[pinkydee10]

KC: So who did you want me to meet- *gasp*

Andrew, Jake, Andy, and Charlie: Hi grandpa!

Eclipse: Dad, meet the kids-

KC: *picks him up, looking him over*

Eclipse: Uh dad, what are you-

KC: *flips him upside down* Making sure you aren’t broken!

Eclipse:…They didn’t come from there.

Jake, Andy, and Charlie: We’re adopted!

Andrew: I just refused to leave him alone.

KC: Oh-

[water-breathing-percy]

Sadie: squints at Nico, You look like a walking Egyptian death god. Nico: deadpan, Thanks. Sadie: …That wasn’t a compliment. Nico: Too late, I’m taking it as one.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 29

Leslie: Jason, it's actually not that serious. I just need you to stay calm, okay?

Jason: Yeah I'm just gonna stay angry, I find that relaxes me.

[At an auction, Jason's in disguise]

Bane: Five million.

Jason, with fake accent: Five million and one dollar.

Bane: Six million.

Jason: Six million and one dollar.

Bane: Seven million

Jason: Seven million and one dollar.

Bane: Who is this man?

Jason: Who is this man and one dollar.

[holly-natnicole]

Jaz: "Petition to remove the ’d’ from Wednesday."

Sadie: "Wednesay."

Jaz: "Not what I had in mind, but I’m flexible."

Zia: *sighs*

Carter: "Why are you 2 this way?"

[messengerofolympus1655]

[liv45no]

Ron: ugh, this entire school is just Yule ball fever! It’s all anyone can talk about is, “oh, I’m going with Angelina”, “oh, I’m going with Dean”

Ron: but does anyone care about, I don’t know, the environment? Or perhaps, the state of the economy??

Harry: nobody asked you yet?

Ron: NO! And I don’t get it, I’m fun.

[fandomincorrectquotes9]

Kawaii-chan * Is banging a pen on a table out of frustration *

Zane: Stop that.How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table

Kawaii-chan : l don't -

Kawaii-chan : I don't know how to answer that question.

[somnas-writes]

Pete to vegas: my hands are cold, you should hold them

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Chay: my hands are cold

Kim grabs them immediately

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Porsche: yo my hands are fucking cold

Shoves them against Kinns neck

[ultimate-guardian]

Zane: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Aphmau: A great friend.

Ein: A nerd.

Kawaii~Chan: A cinnamon roll.

Zane:

Zane: …stop it.

[lookwhatyoudidithasanxiety]

Bloody: Brother look, it's the good kush! *holds up cheap beef jerky*

Harvest: ...This is the dollar store, how good can it be.

Source

[rosedforbes]

Caroline: wait, you think Klaus and I are dating?

Kol: well, duh.

Caroline: what?! okay- everyone, raise your hand if you think that Klaus and I are dating.

Everyone: *raise their hands*

Caroline:

Caroline: Klaus, put your hand down.

[pinkydee10]

KC: *pacing outside building*

Eclipse and Bloodmoon: *walk out*

Eclipse and Bloodmoon: Hey, dad…

KC: *rushes over and hugs them* Are you ok?!

Bloodmoon: We’re fine, dad.

KC: *cups their cheeks* Good. Good. *sighs*

KC: *grabs Eclipse by the rays and Bloodmoon by the cheek* THEN WHAT WERE YOU TWO KNUCKLE HEADS THINKING?!

*a few moments later;*

KC: *driving*

Eclipse: *rubbing his ray*

Bloodmoon: *rubbing his cheek*

KC: You know, I have done my best to raise you. *parks car and slams door*

Eclipse and Bloodmoon: *cringe and follow him*

KC: Have I been perfect, no! Did I know anything about children? No! Should I have picked up a book about parenting? Probably! Where was I going with this? I had a point…

Eclipse: We’re sorry, dad…

Bloodmoon: Love you, dad.

KC: Well I love you too! *enters house*

Eclipse and Bloodmoon: *follow him*

KC: I had to leave work early because of you two felons, on beat poetry night! *starts eating donut* Stress eating, because of you! *storms off* Come on, Rosie.

Dog: *trots after him*

KC: This is really good!

Eclipse and Bloodmoon:…

Bloodmoon: You think if we buy him more donuts, he’ll forgive us?

Eclipse: *smacks him*

[water-breathing-percy]

Carter: The Egyptian gods are so frustrating. They never tell us the full plan! Percy: Sounds about right. Sadie: And when they do tell us things, it’s always cryptic nonsense. Annabeth: taking notes, Huh. So it’s not just the Greeks. Carter: And they keep using us as pawns in their godly games! Percy: nods, Yeah, welcome to our entire lives.

[helinedmightbehere]

tsams but as quotes said in my class cause why not

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Sun: But what if someone starts a rumor about you? Moon: Just start a rumor about them. Lunar: Eclipse has foot fungus!

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Glamrock Freddy: *knocks on the doors to the Daycare* New Moon, excitedly opening it: Chocolates again? Glamrock Freddy: Uh- no. I came to give Earth her official card and stuff. New Moon, disappointed: Oh.

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Moon: Why is it that whenever I'm near you, I just want to fly into the heavens to get away from you? Foxy: Because you're an angel. Moon: ...nobody has used this many pickup lines on me as much as you have. Foxy: You look like a model. Moon:

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Foxy: Was your father a thief? Moon, under his breath: Oh god- Foxy: 'Cause he stole the stars, and put them in your eyes. Moon: I swear to- Foxy: And if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Moon: Not even a thousand conversations with Sun is going to help me recover from this.

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(That one April fools video dimension)

Trashcan Man: Cut. Sun: *still fake crying* Trashcan Man: I said 'cut', why is he still crying?

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Eclipse: Even lions are less feral than you idiots. Bloodmoon: *standing in front of a burning building*

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Sun: So, you know the people behind me? New Moon: Mhm? Sun: They...they were talking shit about me, to me. New Moon: Wh- Sun: They didn't recognize me. New Moon: How? Sun: I have no idea-

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Sun & Lunar: Threeeeeeee~ Moon: ...Are you two having a stroke?

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Golden Freddy: Just relax and focus. New Moon: You're telling someone who has their mind in a thousand different places at once to focus. Golden Freddy: Yeah.

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Sun: Okay, this part, we'll just look at this part- Sun: Sun: Oh god.

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Eclipse: So basically mental violence? Sun: ...How do you know that? Eclipse: :) Sun: How do you-

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Eclipse: Is that a garbage bag? KC: Yes. Bloodmoon: Who are we kidnapping?! Eclipse: No- NO-

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Sun: To write your feelings to someone? Everyone else: *stares at Sun*

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Alright after a cherry margarita and blueberry whiskey spritzer, I can safely say the refusal is dulled because I'm busy caring about my bby Frank and his love for ice cream and where my own ice cream went.