#Jason is emo and Dick is ancient

[betterthanbatman1]

Lmaoo get wrecked idiot

Reminded me of this

[dykerachelsummers]

The Robins + 🎵

dick - ok i’m copy pasting from a server i ranted in but: i’m obsessed with the idea that dick is that pretentious dude but ONLY when it comes to music and he’s not mean about it he’s just very particular abt what kinda music he likes. like i’m thinking idkidkidkidk mostly old school rock & punk but also bands that people describe as “underground” that super aren’t. his favorite artists are the cure, led zeppelin, nine inch nails, queen, metallica, flogging molly, etc

jason - when around ppl, he listens to heavy metal ONLY but when alone my boy loves pop. his favorite artists are slaughter to prevail, architects, carly rae jepson, and marina.

tim - tim listens to dadrock and emo rap. his favorite artists are billy joel, queen, aerosmith, lil peep (rest in peace), ghostemane, lil lotus, and fats’e

steph - steph’s into pop but also metalcore but also emo rap but also indie and yes in case you were wondering, i am projecting. her favorite artists are marina, eyes set to kill, juice wrld (rest in piece), and mxmtoon

damian - damian didn’t really grow up with music, other than ancient arabic and chinese music that ra’s liked as a child but doesn’t really exist outside of the league anymore. once he lives with the batfam, he quickly developed a fondness for metal, rap, and indie. his favorite artists are ghost, atreyu, bad seed rising, kendrick lamar, blackbear, joyner lucas, and fiona apple.

duke - ok sometimes people say “oh i listen to all kinds of music!” and they don’t mean it. duke absolutely means it. good music is good music and if it’s good, he’s definitely a fan. his current favorite artists are post malone, travis scott, lil uzi vert, rage against the machine, girl in red, yungblud, and jimmy eat world

+ bonus carrie - this girl likes weird experimental music and her favorite band is definitely 100 gecs

[anjuschiffer]

[Maribat] Ancient Magus’ Bride Au: Second Chance (2)

And I’m back with a second installation! Hope you enjoy this ^^ (Tags are at the bottom of this post, after the read more line.)

MASTERLIST | Concept 1 | Concept 2 (this one)

To clarify something [that I missed in the previous concept], the ring Marinette was ‘given’ was actually a tracking device Jason placed on Marinette when he found out where Damian was hiding for the past four years (Damian moved out of the House at the age of maybe 16, turning 17? I don’t know :D). The ring is then kept in a box in Damian’s study for safe keeping. The reason why Mari turned into a cat was also because Jason managed to throw an animal hide over Mari that allows her to shape shift. Also, the raven-like fae is Jason’s familiar. 

Marinette’s mind is muddled as she walks along the side of the lake (that’s still part of Damian’s property). Titus is following her, making sure that she doesn’t get hurt. 

“Aren’t you going to come back?” Titus asks her, Marinette wondering why she was surprised to hear Titus talk to her. She knew he could communicate with her, but hearing him actually talk to her made her smile.

“Back where?” She tells him, looking at the moon ripple in the lake.

“Home.” Marinette looks at Titus before her eyes widening, Marinette launching herself into a sprint, running back towards the cottage

She finds Jason and Damian physically fighting, but Titus pulled Jason back while Marinette (still a cat) threw herself at Damian, finding herself wrapping her arms around his neck. 

Everyone stared at her. She turned back into a human.

“I’m back.” 

“Welcome back.”

Jason is staring at the whole interaction before deciding to leave. That is, without saying “Glad to see you’re doing alright Demon Spawn. But don’t forget, we’re all going to be watching you from now on.” (His fae lingers around the property before later on leaving for a while)

After the incident, Damian believes that Mari should make a wand to help defend herself in times of trouble.

“As much as I hate doing this, I’m sending you off to Grayson.”

“Grayson?”

“Richard.” Damian states, Marinette wondering why he didn’t say Dick’s name with the same tone as Jason’s. Or rather, why he referred to Richard by his last name instead of his first.

A few hours later and a few things being packed, a dragon comes to pick Mari up, taking her to the dragon island

Richard welcomes her warmly, aka a squeezing hug and twirling involved.

“It’s been such a long time, mon oisillon.” Mari’s eyes widen

“You know french?”Marinette asked, Richard now wondering why she didn’t respond in French. She was from France after all, her records saying she was born and raised there. He thought she would, despite being- they forced her to forget.

“I thought it’d be better if we talked in your mother tongue, but it seems they’ve made you forget it, didn’t they?” Marinette hung her head, averting her eyes from Dick.

“Majority of my foster parents didn’t like the fact that I spoke French, doing whatever in their power to make me forget it. Although, thanks to them I also know Spanish and English now.” She looked at Richard with glossy eyes. “It makes speaking with you guys a bit easier.”

Cue Dick hugging her and telling her that she can lean on him if Damian ever becomes too much to handle.

While at the dragon island, Marinette is tasked to walk around the island to see which branch she wants to use. She spots a bonsai tree, a humming sound resonating from it. It was the same sound she heard the last time she was there. While she reaches out to touch a branch, she’s transported to a hazy world where she learns of Wayzz. 

Wayzz, an uil dragon that once had a previous Master whom he adorned dearly. 

“I want to fly again, to take flight alongside someone once again. However, not the flight that you think. Although the sky was liberating, a second home, learning and living with someone is the best adventure I was ever on.”

That sold Mari. Getting Wayzz’s consent, she used one of his branches to make her wand, gently sanding it as she carved the branch into her wand.

Upon completing it, she stares at it, feeling that something was missing from it.

“Not bad for your first time making it.” Dick says, taking the staff. “I’m also going to be taking some of your hair, if you don’t mind.”

“Can you do me a favor?” Mari points to her shoulder. “Can you trim it up to my shoulders? Having long hair is a bit of a hassle when making potions.” Dick grins

Dick then takes the staff, hair trims and some blue gems [that when the sun hits it as a certain angle, it turns green] to the middle of the lake, casting a water spell to finish making the staff.

Once she gets the staff back, Marinette gets taken back to the Haze where she speaks to Wayzz once again

“Seems like we’re heading to a new adventure. Make sure to have fun and to use your staff for when you feel like its right to use it, even when others think it’s wrong.”

Mari snaps back to reality, hugging Richard before casting her very first spell. Stepping towards the edge of the lake and managing to walk on it, water begins to engulf her

“Take me home.” Like a bullet, she quickly spews from the island to the ocean surrounding it, getting to the Mainland in mere seconds before she’s thrown into the air and gets the help of a fire fae, soaring thru the skies 

Damain felt her warm magic close, scampering outside, stretching his arms out to welcome her

“Welcome back.”

“I’m back.” Marinette manages to whisper through her lips, her body limping into Damian’s arms.

Taglist: @daminett4life @moonlightstar64 @emo-elaine13

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Hercules live blog

1. That opening number with the muses was a BOP omg

2. Pegasus came from Posideon and Medusa’s head Disney is erasing their love why

3. Dude the fates freaked me out as a kid. It’s interesting that they took the eyeball thing and added it to the the Fates

4. Also I’m not a classics major but I don’t think Hades trying to seduce the Fates is canon

5. You can’t kill a god, but you can make them mortal, and then kill them? So like you can kill a god it just takes multiple steps.

6. Canon Hera would be like “omg Hercules is gone, I’m so sad, like so sad I forgot to cry and started laughing instead lol

7. Hercules has disproportionally large feet and that’s why no one in town likes him.

8. “I just feel like... I belong somewhere else... like, just for example, Mount Olympus... or something”

9. I’m sorry it’s a good song but Hercules is not a tenor that’s just what it is.

10. “Somehow I’ll be strong” like that’s not literally your one singular trait?

11. Hypothesis: Hercules is literally just Jesus in this movie.

12. Hera did not love Hercules I repeat

13. Another thing this movie erases: Hercules in Ancient Greek myth is a giant dick who people put up with because he’s strong and fun at parties.

14. Not pictured: every other time Hercules landed on an island and it was just an island and they looked around and then left.

15. Danny Devito.

16. “They couldn’t go the distance” but Hercules can because that was his establishing song

17. Danny Devito should be every Yoda-like character in every movie including Star Wars

18. “What’s in Thebes?” “Thebians I guess”

19. The use your head joke worked better in Toy Story but it’s ok

20. The horseshoe thing was funny +1 point

21. “At least if I had any friends” Meg is a millennial we stan already.

22. Also immediately calls out rape culture we still stan

23. The Big Olive. I’m walking here. We understand

24. The plague of locusts thing was funny

25. Also that dude should definitely move to Sparta it’s great there

26. “Help I can’t breathe I’m suffocating but I’m yelling and using up all of my available oxygen”

27. Interpolating the lifting the rock to prove hero status from Jason was cool

28. The partially 3D Hydra in a 2D movie is very 90s Disney animation

29. Signing autographs with a chisel is funny af

30. The music is making me think about the Princess and the Frog and now I want to watch that

31. The lion is just Scar wow @ him next time

32. Meg is an icon and is way too cool for him

33. Hercules is completely non sexual in this movie that’s not canon either

34. “Your not like that” oof

35. The getting hit by Cupid’s (fake) arrow was actually a nice touch

36. Hercules is so pure in this movie I enjoy that

37. “No man is worth that” Meg is such a millienial what a mood still stanning

38. Also the muses ship this HARD

39. Also Meg you can fuck the statue of Hercules this is Ancient Greece remember you just have to believe

40. I’m having flashbacks to performing “People will say were in love” in Oklahoma that songs been written about 900 times

41. The female Pegasus has a tramp stamp

42. Hercules is very dumb

43. The moral of the story is love is bad and dangerous. Actually this is pretty Ancient Greek thematically

44. Hercules caught a case of emo from Meg

45. Hercules should be IMMEDIATELY dead on that first hit but ok he’ll be saved by the power of song maybe?

46. “Hey you ever watch this really old movie, the Empire Strikes Back??”

47. Why didn’t Meg just like prick her finger with a needle and give Hercules his strength back from the get go.

48. “I really was attracted to you” ok Pain we all see u