How many times did you cum today already? 😈
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Tbh my favorite part of pride month is saying “AND DURING PRIDE MONTH TOO?” at every slight inconvenience.
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arguing w/ my brother and I needed to make this
Reblog if you think ‘transmasc lesbian’ is a valid identity
I’ll show him the number of notes after about a week or so
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Caught you waiting for me to slip up and spread my legs.😈😈
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I want to spam garlic bread in the ask box of every aspec person on this app . I'm not kidding, this is my project, it's important, you can reblog, start chains under this post, do what you want, but if you're aspec, write something in the comments or in the reblogs, so I will gift you some garlic bread. WRITE SOMETHING IN THE REBLOGS, ANYTHING, EVEN JUST "#garlic bread", otherwise I won't find you among all these notes
Let me know if you don't receive your garlic news in two days! I might miss some orders!
Edit: sorry, you're too many and I found out that I'm a human being with a life.
If you want to deliver garlic bread to those who reblog, feel free to do it (it would make me happy), but I'm RETIRED.
If you don't read this, it's not my problem, I will go back to my silly blog without garlic bread
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