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hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch · 9 months

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A demon's victims

Summary: You're a demon in the year 2023 and all you want is some fun and a new girl, well exactly what your looking for walks into a cafe you were occupying, maybe your hundreds of years of being around was finally about to pay off, especially when Wanda's ex interrupts you

Also demons are known in this universe but they're not just walking around, so it's still a little unusual seeing them around

Relationships: Wanda Maximoff x Natasha Romanoff (platonic/best friends), Wanda Maximoff/Demon!Reader, Natasha Romanoff/Demon!Maria Hill

Characters: Wanda Maximoff, Demon!Reader, Demon!Maria Hill, Natasha Romanoff, Loki

Warnings: Minors DNI! Blood, swearing, talking about Smut (no actual smut, not yet ;)) Let me know if I've missed anything

Words: 3,900

A/N: There will be a part two but I don't know when it'll come out, probably soon though

“She’s so pretty” you looked across the room at the lovely brunette that just walked in, looking around nervously but when her eyes finally settled on who she was looking for her body relaxed and she smiled making her way over to her friend

Loki scoffed as he watched you basically drool over a stranger “don’t you have any dignity?”

“Says the riddler knock off to the spawn of satan” you spared a glance to the man giving him a wink and looking back at the woman now sat with her friend laughing about something

“So what’s your plan? Stare at her like you’re in a romance movie until she falls in love with how possessive and crazy you are?”

“Hey! I’m not crazy” you said taking the brownie from the man’s plate and eating it

“But you are possessive?”

You laughed “damn right I am, what’s mine is mine and no one can take those things from me” your head perked back up after hearing her laugh again “and I can’t wait to have her all to myself”

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“Nat stop you’re too funny!”

“I'm not lying though Wanda! He's so robotic, did it feel like doing it with a toaster?"

Wanda shoved Nat playfully getting her out of the solum mood she was in "seriously Wanda I am sorry about the whole thing, but maybe its for the best, let's go out tonight!"

"Oh I don't think-

Nat carried on "shh its gonna be great there's a club near here, and we'll definitely be there"

Wanda sighed but agreed none the less "okay sure, yeah it'll be fun"

You smiled overhearing the whole conversation and turning to Loki

"Time to get your dancing shoes on"

He groaned "why do I have to go with you?"

"My wingman"

"You have your own wings Y/n I don't need to hold them"

You really didn't think you'd have to explain a simple sentence to a man younger than you

"Loki I'm thousands of years older than you why do you act older than me?"

"Just to piss you off"

The music was way too loud for you and you absolutely hated it but anything for a pretty woman

"Fix your face Y/n" Loki pushed a drink into your hand bringing you out of your thoughts "I will when she walks in, we've been here 2 hours and she hasn't come yet"

"Don't be so sad my little demon, look who just walked in" Loki gestured to the door and you quickly spun to look and see Wanda and her friend walk in "oh wow, she looks incredible"

Loki scoffed "she's in jeans and a t-shirt"

"You're wearing khakis you dork" you spat back but the man just laughed "yes but I'm not trying to manipulate a woman"

You rolled your eyes " not manipulation, more like coercion using my incredible flirting skills"

"Well go on then, go and get your little victim"

You straightened yourself up downing the rest of your drink and kissing Loki on the cheek to which he pushed you away quickly "you know I hate when you touch me!"

"I love you too my green obsessed little weirdo"

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"So you're completely sure you're not looking for anything?"

Nat had been looking between Wanda and a figure in the corner when she asked and Wanda looked at her oddly "why do you ask? And who are you looking at?" Wanda spun around searching for the figure and her eyes landed on you

You blew her a kiss in response and a wink making the woman blush and Nat giggle, turning around she slapped Nat on the arm "hey! That hurt" Nat joked "She's been staring at you ever since we came in"

Wanda smiled "do you think she likes me?"

Nat rolled her eyes "Wanda I mean this in the best possible way, it doesn't matter if she likes you likes you, she probably just wants to fuck you and that's fine! Go have fun"

"Nat! Why do have to be so crass?" She turned around again taking a glance at you, when you waved back she turned back and took a deep breath "okay I think I'm gonna go over" she didn't move and that made Nat laugh

"Wands you actually need get up and do something"

She shook her head "I can't"

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"Bless her, she's nervous, good that'll make her blood taste better"

"I don't know what you're narrating but it's weird" Loki slid up to you pulling you out of your thoughts and you jolted "dude! I was in the zone"

"That was awful never say those words again"

"Anyway, see you later" you started walking over the two looking to the bartender for two whiskeys which you picked up on the way

"Hey pretty ladies, whiskey for you both?" You placed the drinks down onto the table standing above Wanda seeing the blush crawl up her neck

"Why thank you handsome" Nat graciously took the drink taking a sip "mhmm sweet, thanks"

You offered her a sweet smile "only sweet drinks for some sweet ladies"

You watched the two exchange glances back and forth and decided to take the first move placing your hand on Wanda's shoulder feeling her tense "are you okay princess? You seem a little tense, do you need some air?"

When she didn't answer Nat answered for her "she definitely needs some air, I trust you to take care of my girl"

"I'll return her in perfect condition"

Nat nudged Wanda making her jump up and practically in your arms making you laugh "a little jumpy? Come on?"

You looked to her friend

"She's called Wanda and I'm Nat"

You thanked her "thanks Natalia, I'm Y/n, come on Wanda"

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She hadn't said anything since you took her outside "are you okay Wanda?"

She quickly nodded "y-yeah I'm okay just nervous I guess"

You smiled holding in a laugh "there's nothing to be nervous of, I do want to say you're very pretty"

She looked up at you and you put your hand on her face stroking her cheek with your thumb

"You think I'm pretty?"

You nodded "I think you're fucking beautiful actually"

She smiled pushing forward to kiss you suddenly making you pull back suddenly, something you definitely didn't want to do looking at her now shocked face

"Oh god I'm so sorry-

You shushed her with your finger "no no Wanda it's okay I just wasn't expecting you to be so forward"

She started shivering and you pulled off your jacket giving it to her "let's go back inside, if you still want to suck face there's a private room I have a key too"

Wanda smiled at you hugging the jacket tighter around herself "this is not going as well as I thought it would do, I've just come out of a 4 year relationship with a man"

You chuckled "you're so cute, if you want to take things slow I understand"

She shook her head "no no I need to do something stupid"

"Trust me I am so stupid, I didn't even know my best friend was flirting with me until they flat out asked to sleep with me"

Wanda looked at you oddly

"Oh I didn't sleep with him, definitely not into men, anyway come on it's going to rain"

You led her back into the building but instead of going back to her table you directed her through a small room closing the door behind you both

Wanda looked around the small room admiring the small amount of light throughout the room and the small refrigerator

"Theres some water in there if you want one" you said sitting down on the small couch leaving a space for Wanda which she took gladly scooting herself close enough to you that she was basically on your lap so you decided to fill the gap pulling her onto your lap straddling you making her squeal

"Y/n!" She laughed grabbing your shoulders to keep from falling and nuzzled her face in your neck

"You were practically on my knee anyway so why not?"

There was a nice silence that filled the air for a few moments before Wanda lent forward asking to kiss you this time, you smirked and lent forward connecting your lips, soft as first but then turned hungry with both of you fighting for dominance, you won that battle when your fingers dug into her hips and she gasped letting your tongue in

When air finally became a problem, for Wanda at least, you and your demon lungs couldn't care less, she pulled back breathing heavily "woah, you're great at kissing"

You both laughed still keeping close to each other "so, am I better than a man?"

She lightly slapped your arm "don't bring him up when I'm straddling you"

There was a sharp knock on the door making you both jump and Wanda quickly eft your lap much to your dismay "I'm killing whoever just interrupted us"

begrudgingly you got up and opened the door and it slammed opened nearly knocking you over

"Wanda what the fuck are you doing with this fuck girl?!"

The man stormed in with a stressed looking Natasha behind him, when you glanced at her she mouthed a sorry

"hey woah who the fuck are you?" You tried remaining calm but this douchebag wasn't helping you

You looked to Wanda who was looking to the floor scared to say anything so you tried again "hey dickhead!" He finally looked at you "are you her ex?"

He rolled his eyes "we're on a break but she didn't say anything about fucking other people"

Nat scurried behind you hugging Wanda close while you dealt with the situation "okay well I was under the impression that you two broke up and I'll be honest by the look of Wanda right now she's right"

He scoffed squaring up to you and you had to hold back a laugh "oooh big man are you? How about you calm down and just take a fucking seat"

He didn't listen and pushed you

"Ooooh okay I see how this is going to go" you laughed pushing him back to the ground with strength that surprised him "what the hell?"

Your eyes glowed red as you knelt down to him close and growled "you need to stay away from Wanda, if I hear you have come anywhere near her I will make it my mission to make you so fucking miserable for the rest of your pitiful life and it won't be a long life trust me"

To Wanda and Nat they couldn't hear anything you were saying and Wanda was getting nervous "what's happening?"

"I don't know Wands, it'll be okay though, were you enjoying yourself before we barged in?"

The woman blushed and Nat resisted shouting in joy instead whisper shouting "oooooh you little devil, I don't blame you, she's really hot"

At that moment Wanda's ex jumped up and bolted for the door, you turned around still with your red eyes and looked at the women "he won't bother you anymore princess"

"What's wrong with your eyes?...."

You sighed deciding you couldn't be bothered to hide anymore, maybe they wouldn't run out of the room screaming "I'm a demon okay? A soul sucking hell dweller who thrives on the pain from humans"

The women looked at you warily so you stepped forward giving your hand to Wanda to grab which she did "Wanda, what do you have to say?"

"You're a really good kisser" it was a whisper but you heard it laughing along with her

"Wanda are you serious? She's a demon! Pretty sure they are evil"

The woman shrugged "honestly Nat I've been through so much shit what's the worse a demon could do?"

"You're amazing, I can't wait to get you in bed" you yanked her close, kissing down her neck sucking purple marks into the skin hearing her groan but pulled away not wanting to get ahead of yourself "you're going to be my favourite meal"

Nat was sick of being left out "well if we're sleeping with demons now do you have a friend? I imagine demons are hard to come by separately"

You laughed "actually I do, do you like men or women?"

Nat was taken aback but answered "oh you do? Okay women"

"Okay" you fished your phone out of your pocket dialling a number "hey Maria what are you doing? Well I've got a girl here, no shut up we're not sharing stop asking for it, just get down here now, yeah she's really hot"

You waited a minute before turning to Nat "what's your blood type?"

"Why?" Nat asked cautiously

You shook your head "just demon reasons"

"O negative"

You nodded speaking back into the phone "O negative, yeah yeah I know it's common, least it's not O positive"

After a few more minutes another knock at the door interrupted you and you hung up the phone going to open the door revealing a brunette woman leaning against the door "is that my suit?"

She rolled her eyes "you have like 800 suits Y/n let me have 1 blue one" she pushed through the door and smiled at the women "hello beautiful ladies" she pointed to Wanda "by the way you're looking at Y/n I can tell you're not mine, but you" she pointed to Nat trying to hide her smile "you want me" walking up to Nat she held her hand out

"I'm Maria"

Nat took a hold of her hand and Maria twisted it to bring it to her lips placing a kiss to her knuckles

"I'm Natasha"

"A beautiful name for a beautiful woman, not to be forward but I have a really comfortable bed and it's so lonely without a hot woman there"

You scoffed "Maria what did I tell you about awful pick up lines?! Its 2023 now, you have to be respectful"

"That was respectful! I told her my bed was comfortable, nothing more respectable than that"

You took hold of Wanda's hand "okay well you two have fun, Wanda and I are going to go"

"Where are we going? I don't really want to leave Nat"

Before you could reply Maria proposed an idea "why don't we all go back to our house? I'm sure Loki can be somewhere for the night"

"Fine, but we're not having sex with these ladies in the same room, last time we did that it didn't end well"

Maria burst out laughing "that sounds so sinister Y/n! We promise nothing bad happened ladies, just a few sore thighs and raw backs, a few bite marks, but no one died"

That didn't fill the two with much confidence so you kissed Wanda on the cheek "I promise you'll be treated like works of art, fragile and delicate"

Wanda shrugged "I'm not that delicate"

Your breath hitched "oh? So I can do whatever I want to you? I can use your body as my canvas?"

Using your fingers you started to trace patterns on her exposed skin under her shirt but Maria stopped you "hey hey I know how you get with your fingers, let's go back to the house, where's you car?"

You shrugged never letting your eyes leave Wanda's body "forget the car, lets just apparate"

"Pretty sure that would make these two sick"

"Not if we distract them with kisses"

Maria turned back to Natasha "we can take an uber if you want to be more comfortable?"

Wanda managed to look away from you to Nat "come on Nat you're normally the one making me do crazy things"

Nat felt a headache coming on, crazy things are good and fine but absolutely fucking stupid sleeping with demons crazy things were not on her bingo card

"Listen to your friend little red, Maria here will take such good care of you"

Nat glanced between the 3 of you and just sighed "thank you Maria I think I'd be more comfortable in an Uber as long as Wanda's okay"

Wanda nodded "I'm absolutely fine Nat" turning back to you "let's go!" She jumped into your arms wrapping her legs around you tight "hold on tight honey" you two apparated away leaving Maria and Nat alone

"Now that we're alone how about we have fun here?" Maria took her suit jacket off revealing a sleeveless shirt showing off her defined muscles

"How are you so muscular?!" Nat blurted out quickly covering her mouth is slight embarrassment but Maria just laughed throwing her jacket to the sofa "oh honey I am a demon, I love going to the gym and pissing men off with my muscles"

Nat was stunned "god you could bench press me so much" she whispered and Maria smiled "I could do so much more than that detka"

Nat gasped "you speak Russian?"

"I know you're Russian, so why not try and impress you"

"If you can cook I'll get on knees right now"

Maria smirked "I make an incredible beef Wellington"

Nat laughed stalking forward kissing Maria hard both of them falling onto the couch, Nat straddling Maria and Maria placing her hands on her hips, when she pulled away Nat was breathless while Maria wasn't "it's weird how you don't have breathe"

The demon shrugged "I find it helps in certain situations"

Nat rolled her eyes knowing full well what she meant but refusing to acknowledge it

"I do want to ask a favour from you"

Nat raised an eyebrow "oh?"

"Let me taste you"

"Taste me how?" She said with a suggestive tone

"Well eventually the way you're thinking off, but no I mean something sweet and red" Maria licked her lips honing in on her neck

"Woah! My blood?!" Nat tried pulling away but Maria kept a close hold on her "shh honey I promise it'll be fine, why do you think Y/n asked for your blood type?"

"Well I was little preoccupied actually, I still can't believe any of this!"

Maria calmed Nat down "okay okay, have you ever given blood?"

Nat nodded still not relaxed in Maria's hold but not trying to move away much "it's just like giving blood, two little pin pricks in your neck, a slight pain and some dizziness then you're all good"

Maria's logic made a little bit of sense but Nat was still unsure "you won't kill me?"

"I wouldn't kill a beautiful woman like you, I promise just a little bite and then I'll fuck you so hard you forget all about your neck pain"

"Okay"

"Maria grinned gently grabbing a hold of Nat's hair pulling to the side for more access to her neck. She kissed a sweet spot hard making it tender enough for her fangs to go right through it.

"Relax honey, your heart is racing, it'll be a lot less painful if you breathe, come on let's breathe"

Nat relaxed and focused on her breathing then on the feeling of Maria's hands that started stroking the skin on her back, gently scratching her

"That's it" Maria said finally piercing the skin feeling the blood coat her mouth making her groan at the taste

Nat's legs started to give out and Maria felt that gently sitting the both of them down on the couch still drinking the blood, when she finally had her fill she slowly pulled away licking the holes until they sealed up.

Nat's body was slightly limp weakly pulling herself up to look at Maria "hey pretty girl, thank you for letting me drink from you"

"Mhhph okay" her eyes closed and she was asleep in seconds sticking to Maria's body "yeah, I think we'll be keeping you two, if Y/n can get Wanda to give in just as easily as you"

Maria kissed her cheek leaving a blooded mark making her giggle, what a fun time she'll have with her in the future

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"Jesus Christ that was wild, give me a few minutes please" you placed Wanda down on your bed kissing her forehead "I know baby it's okay it's a little weird as first but it gets easier every time"

"So I have a little question for my pretty girl" you asked walking to your closet to take your suit jacket and shirt leaving you in a sports bra and trousers, Wanda was watching you closely half paying attention

"You can ask me whatever you want wearing that"

You laughed going back to the bed sitting next to a now sat up Wanda "good, so obviously I'm a demon and I'm glad you're okay with it, but do you know what that means?"

Shaking her head no you let her straddle you letting her get comfy before continuing "it means that I like to drink blood"

"Like a vampire?"

You closed your eyes growling "no and don't ever compare me to those soul sucking leaches ever again"

"Oh okay, I'm sorry"

You soothed her stroking your hands along her jean covered thighs "it's okay, vampires and demons just don't get along that well, anyway the reason I say about drinking blood is because I think you'll have some delicious blood"

"You want to drink from me?" She asked innocently and you loved it "yes princess, I promise it won't hurt much, just like two pin pricks in your neck"

Your explanation made it slightly better "okay you promise you won't hurt me?"

You chuckled "what happened to not being delicate?"

"Yeah well spanking me and biting me are two different things" your eyes widened "spanking? Bloody hell Wanda, maybe I'll skip the blood"

You both laughed but you couldn't wait anymore, you started kissing her neck, finding a spot you liked sucking hard making the skin soft enough for your fangs, when it was soft enough you pierced the skin hearing a groan from Wanda making you suck harder, fuck her blood was delicious!

Having your fill, you finally stopped drinking and licked the holes in her skin to close them up "thank you princess for letting me drink from you"

Wanda's whole body felt heavy with her whole weight on your body, she was definitely sleepy "you can sleep honey I'll be here when you wake up" Wanda's eyes were closed already, yep definitely asleep already.

Your phone in your pocket buzzed making Wanda shift slightly but you shushed her kissing her hair when she stopped, you looked at your phone

Maria to Y/n

How'd you do?

She's delicious

We're talking about blood right?

For now ;)

Ugh whatever, Nat's blood is good too, so we keeping them?

Oh hell yeah!

Your phone buzzed with another message from someone else

Loki to Y/n

Did u get your victim? I came in the house B4 but heard groaning so left

For the love of satan just start spelling things correctly!

But yeah I did and so did Maria, you can come back into the house she's asleep

Asleep? Did a bad job did u?

Fuck you I just drank some of her blood so she's very tired now

Yeh K sure that's the reason

😠 don't you ever 'K' me again you asshole!

🥰 Luv u

You threw your phone to the side choosing to kill Loki later letting yourself lay down bringing Wanda with you making her comfortable "we'll have so much fun together"

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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months

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Thora : my love, what did you say this was called?

Y/N: pop tarts

Thora: well these pop tarts I love. Another!!!

She throws the empty container on the ground…

Loki: wait till she finds out about toaster strudels (laughs)

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sippingonhottea · 1 month

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Yeah jed iss now on my "glad never touched loki" writers.

Wft does this bitcn mean" almost HAD to date Loki " no one even tried to force you. You're the cunt that did everything loki just happened to be near you. Literally fuck wanda.

I hope you toaster dies again.

#marvel comics #anti wanda maximoff #anti scarelt witch #loki laufeyson #loki #loki laufeydottir #loki odinson #comics loki #616 loki #loki odindottir

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michelleleewise · 2 years

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The Proposal

Pairing: Sugardaddy Loki x f! Reader

Warnings: mentions if sub drop (anxiety, panic), renegotiating the arrangement, fluffy fluff stuff, soft smut at the end, soft Dom loki...

Summary: Loki sits down with you to discuss what happened and how things will be......

**sorry this is a bit of a filler chapter before....well I can't tell you....buy enjoy all the fluffy goodness....while you can......😈😈💚💚😬😬🥰🥰

Part Fifteen-

You woke to the sun streaming onto your face making you groan. Rolling to your back you slowly opened your eyes seeing you were alone "oh, he did leave." You said to yourself sighing as you sat up. You sat up, your body feeling heavy as you shuffled to the bathroom. "I need coffee." You mumbled to yourself. Making your way to the bedroom door you heard noise on the other side, someone was in your kitchen. You opened it slowly, peeking out seeing Loki set a glass of water next to a coffee mug on the table before going back to the kitchen.

You slowly walked out fidgeting with your fingers when Loki came out again holding a plate of food "ah, good your awake. Come sit down." He said setting the plate on the table pointing to it before going back into the kitchen. You quietly say down seeing pancakes, eggs and bacon on the plate making your stomach grumble. Loki came back sitting across from you with his cup adding a tea bag. "D...did you make this?" You asked seeing him smile "well yes of course, did you not think I could?" He asked smirking "oh, no! It's just.." you started hearing him laugh "I know, what would a prince know about cooking yes?" He asked smiling sipping his tea.

"Honestly when I came here I couldn't even work a toaster let alone cook a meal, Thor and I weren't allowed in the kitchens in Asgard." He said watching you "so I took it upon myself to learn, and I think I am quite well at it." He smiled "now eat up, you need your strength." He said sitting back. You cleared your throat picking up your fork "s..sir.." you said quietly "Loki...please." He said sitting up "Loki, about last night..." you started when he put his hand up "Darling, I was going to wait until after you ate, unless you wish to speak now?" He asked watching you "Yes please." You said "very well, you can eat while we talk. Do you have any questions first?" He asked leaning forward "a..are you going to end the arrangement?" You asked looking at your food "no, I am not. Unless you wish to." He said softly "no, I don't." You said looking up at him "Good, that's one thing settled." He said smiling "so, I want you to explain to me how you were feeling last night when I left the room." He said watching you.

You sat up straight clearing your throat "w..well, near the end my head got all light and fluffy, like what's been happening." You said seeing him nod "but I kept repeating what you had said to me when you were..." you trailed off waving your hand "Oh, the names I called you?" He asked "y...yes, and I kept thinking maybe that's all I am, maybe that's what you really thought of me.." you said looking down feeling your eyes burn when you felt Loki grab your hand "go on." He said squeezing your hand "and umm...I got really dizzy and I felt like I couldn't breath, like the room was closing in on me so i...I ran outside." You continued shifting in your chair "and I remembered the flowers in the park, and how they make me feel better so, I ran to the park." You finished poking your eggs with your fork.

Loki kept ahold of your hand clearing his throat "Darling, remember when I spoke to you about subdrop?" He asked squeezing yout hand "yes, I do." You said grabbing your coffee "Well I believe you dropped last night, which is what caused you to panic and run." He explained "now, the names I called you, I did not mean them in any way, I do not think of you that way at all. You are a very remarkable and capable woman and don't ever forget it." He said sternly "I said those things in the heat of the moment, some people like to be called them and some don't, now I know you don't so I shall not use them again ok." He said watching you "o..ok." you said "now, when did you start feeling panicked?" He asked squeezing your hand again "umm, a bit before my climax." You said feeling your face heat up. "So, you were uncomfortable before you came?" He asked seeing you nod.

He looked down at the table before looking back up "y/n, why didn't you use your safeword? I would have stopped immediately." He asked sternly "i..I thought I could handle it, I really did." You said looking at him. Running a hand through his hair "y/n, that's what the safeword is for, to make sure you feel safe and comfortable, the last thing I want is for you to feel like you can't trust me." He said looking down "but I do, I do trust you Loki." You said squeezing his hand back "it was my fault, I should have used it I just...I didn't want you to think I was weak or..." you trailed off looking down. "Y/n, for this to work we have to communicate, we have to be honest with one another yes?" He asked "yes, im sorry Loki, It won't happen again." You said "I want you to be comfortable in everything we do, so you must talk to me ok?" He said "ok, I will." You said nodding "and I am sorry I left you alone, I should have made sure you were ok before I left the room, I will make sure that that does not happen again." He said squeezing your hand.

"Now, with subdrop you can still feel off for awhile after, so I will need you to check in with me if you are not feeling yourself." He said sipping his tea. "Like how?" You asked "if you feel sad, depressed, anxious, anything out of the ordinary I want you to call me immediately understood?" He asked sternly "yes, I understand." You said "Good girl, I also want you drinking plenty of water and getting enough rest." He said "ok, I will." You smiled. "And we will be scaling back what we do in the bedroom, im afraid you just aren't quite ready yet, but we will get there, there's no need to rush ok, I want you to enjoy it." He smiled squeezing your hand "ok, that sounds good.

"Ok, do you feel better now?" He asked smiling. "Yes, alot better." You smiled back. "Wondeful, finish eating and maybe we can take a walk yes?" He asked standing up "I would like that very much." You smiled "and Loki.." you said making him stop in the doorway "Thank you...for staying with me." You said quietly. He walked back to the table leaning on it "look at me y/n." He said, your eyes meeting his "I will always take care of you, I meant what I said, I care about you a great deal. If you ever need me, I will be here." He smiled "ok, thank you. You mean alot to me too." You smiled back seeing him nod. "Now eat you stubborn woman." He laughed heading into the kitchen.

You finished eating heading to the bedroom throwing on jeans and a tshirt feeling like a weight had been lifted off you. You came out seeing Loki in a dark green button up and black dress pants. "So, can you make clothes from nothing?" You asked looking him up and down. "No, I have them stored away for when I need them." He said smiling. "But ..where?" You asked furrowing your eyebrows "it's a small pocket dimension where I store various items I may need at any moment, here ill show you." He said grabbing your purse he held it up waving his hand over it your eyes widened as it disappeared in a flash of green before reappearing a few seconds later. "Holy shit that's cool!" You said grabbing your purse hearing him laugh. "Ma' lady, are you ready?" He asked holding out his arm "yes sir, I am." You smiled wrapping your arm around his he guided you outside.

You walked towards the park looking up at him "did you want to see the flowers?" You asked seeing him smile "yes, I would like that." He smiled you slid your hand down grabbing his guiding him into the park. You walked through the flower garden with him taking in the purples, blues and yellows before pulling him to sit on the bench next to you. "Which is your favorite?" He asked smiling at you. "I love the purple ones, it's my favorite color." You said smiling at him seeing him walk over to them gently plucking one. Returning to the bench he said something in another language as a green light flashed over it "that should keep it alive for awhile." He smiled placing it behind your ear, his knuckles gently sliding down your cheek "so beautiful." He whispered. "Thank you Loki." You said smiling. You sat there awhile talking about the different flowers, listening to him tell you about his mother's gardens in Asgard, how he would often go there to clear his mind "I guess we have that in common." You said laying your head on his shoulder.

The late afternoon chill set in making you shiver "we should head back, i dont want you to become sick." He said standing holding his hand out. You walked back to your apartment setting your purse down you looked up at him "I must return to the tower tonight, I text my brother last night telling him I would be gone but I have to check in tonight." He said wrapping his arms around you. You placed your hands on his chest. "I understand, but.." you said looking down "what is it darling?" He asked leaning down "i was wondering, since it's our last night this weekend if..." you trailed off looking up at him "I'm not sure that's a good idea after last night." He said holding your tighter. "I'm ok, I promise." You said watching him stare into your eyes. "Please...Loki." You whispered.

You heard him sigh, tucking your hair behind your ear "how can I deny you when you look at me like that?" He asked cupping your cheek. "I promise if it gets too much I'll tell you." You said "good girl." He said seeing you blush. "Mm, you are my good girl aren't you?" He asked leaning down placing a gentle kiss on your neck "y...yes.." you breathed "so beautiful..." he breathed kissing the spot under your ear "s..sir.." you sighed gripping the front of his shirt "Loki..darling." He whispered in your ear making you shiver "L..loki.." you sighed fumbling with the buttons of his shirt "tell me what you need, what you desire." He purred nibbling on your ear "you..Loki...only you." You breathed feeling his teeth graze your neck "you have me..all of me.." he purred in your ear pulling back looking into your eyes "you are sure?" He asked "yes..I'm sure." You said grabbing his hand guiding him to the bedroom.

You kneeled on the bed pulling him to you unbuttoning his shirt. "You are in charge darling, tell me what you want." He breathed running his fingers up your arms, you eyes shooting to his "t..touch me...please." You said feeling his fingers glide down your sides to the hem of your shirt. You lifted your arms as he pulled it over your head, tossing it aside his lips pressed to yours, gently nibbling your bottom lip he kneeled on the bed in front of you "lay back darling." He mumbled against your lips. You laid back looking up at him feeling his hands slide up your thighs, unbuttoning your jeans he slowly slid them and your panties down your legs, pulling them off setting them aside his eyes met yours "loki..please." You panted reaching out for him.

He gently spread your knees apart settling between them his lips found yours, his tongue slowly sliding across your bottom lip. You parted your lips allowing him in, your tongue meeting his feeling him slowly swirl his tongue around yours making you moan. You reached down unbuttoning his pants sliding your hand down wrapping your fingers around his hardened length, moving your hand back and forth making him moan into your mouth. He pulled back pressing his forehead to yours gently thrusting his hips forward with your hand. "Gods y/n...what are you doing to me." He panted gripping the duvet. "I need to feel you please..." you panted spreading your legs further around him. "As you wish." He panted. Flicking his wrist his clothes slowly dissolved in a flash of green as you continued pumping him.

You pulled him forward lining him up when he gently grabbed your wrist "You are certain?" He asked looking into your eyes "yes Loki, im ok." You said feeling him begin to push inside you, you both moaning when he bottomed out. He stays still a moment panting "Norns your so tight darling." He breathed pressing his forehead to yours. "Loki...please move." You panted wrapping your arms around his back. He slowly pulled his hips back, thrusting back in as yours hands slid down, your nails digging into his cheeks pulling him into you. He leaned down pressing kisses to your neck, wrapping his arm under your shoulder pulling himself into you. Mm...Loki..." you panted feeling him slowly quicken his thrusts "You feel like heaven darling." He moaned nipping your ear "I could live inside you." He panted, keeping his pace slow and deep.

You felt you entire body heat up at his words, the way he was holding you, taking care of you. "So perfect, like you were...aahh...made for me..." he moaned snapping his hips into you making you moan "your doing so....mmm...so well my beautiful girl." He breathed. Spreading your legs further taking hiim deeper you felt the coil in your stomach begin to tighten digging your nails into him "mm...yes...come for me my beautiful girl...let me feel you..." he moaned thrusting his hips into you hitting that soft spot inside you "Loki..i...I'm gonna..." you moaned "let go darling....I've got you..." he panted rocking into you. You pulled him into you feeling your orgasm wash over you making your toes curl "God...Loki..." you cried out arching your back "that's it my...aahh gods...my beautiful girl..." he purred continuing his pace riding you through your high.

"I..I want you to come inside me Loki...i...I want to feel you..." you moaned rocking your hips with his. You heard him growl as he sped up his thrusts, feeling him twitch inside you "let go Loki..." you moaned feeling his fingers dig into your shoulder as he thrust hard into you spilling inside you "gods y/n!..." he cried out, his arm tightening around you. He slowly thrust in a few more times riding through his high before stilling, looking into your eyes. "How are you feeling?" He asked brushing your hair off your forehead "good...reeeally good." You said smiling hearing him laugh. He leaned down gently kissing you as he slowly pulled out. "Are you ok if I grab a towel?" He asked watching you. "Yes, I'm ok." You said cupping his cheek pecking his lips. "I'll be right back." He smiled cupping your cheek.

You watched him walk to the bathroom door looking back at you before going inside. Leaving the door open you heard him turn the water on before peeking his head out making you laugh "I'm ok, I promise." You said seeing him smile. A few minutes later he came back with a damp cloth kneeling between your legs cleaning you up. "There, and one last thing." He smiled flicking his wrist you looked down watching your fluffy pajamas pants and tank top appear on you. "I will never get used to that." You laughed running your hands over your pants hearing him laugh. He sat down on the edge of the bed conjuring his own clothes back on. "Thank you Loki, for everything." You said wrapping your arms around his neck. "Anything for you darling." He said rubbing your arm.

He got up holding out his hand pulling you up "I must go. But remember what I said." He said pulling you to him "get plenty of rest, lots of water and call you if I feel off." You said wrapping your arms around his middle hugging him. "Good girl, I will call you later to check on you." He said walking to the door opening it "loki i..." you started seeing him turn around "t..thank you again." You said fidgeting with your fingers. He walked back to you grabbing the back of your head kissing you slowly, passionately as you gripped his shirt. "You are very welcome darling, I will talk to you soon." He said pecking your lips, turning to leave "Goodnight Loki." You said holding the door "Goodnight y/n." He smiled heading towards the elevator. You stood in the doorway watching him leave before closing the door sighing.

You loved him, you know you did. Thinking about the way he took care of you, maybe, just maybe he loved you too....

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caffiend-queen · 2 years

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Masterlist: Caffiend’s Spooky As Fuck Halloween Recommendation Masterlist

Thirty-one days of Halloween horrors (and whores, I’m looking at you, Ransom!) completed! Please show our Tumblr besties the love they deserve for their hard work!

I’m gathering all my favorite spooky, sexy Halloween reads from my favorite authors here on Tumblr and AO3. All the really genius ones! In one super tasty bundle. Who loves you? Who’s your spooky Mama? Read on for Dark Loki, Dark Steve Rogers, Dark Bucky Barnes, Vampire!Loki, Cult Leader Steve Rogers, Incubus!Loki, the Winter Soldier and more.

1. Rapacity - Vampire Loki

@nildespirandum‘s genius Vampire Loki tale, sexy, scary, angsty as fuck.

2. Danse Macabre - Scary Prophet Bucky Barnes

@imanuglywombat’s terrifying and sexy Bucky and he’s not wearing anything under that robe...

3. Run Like Hell - relentless Winter Soldier

@navybrat817′s terrifying and sexy Winter Soldier tell you to run. DO IT.

4. Come One, Come All. - Dark, terrifying Loki

@lokislastlove sexy, terrifying Funhouse Loki, but it’s not fun for anyone IN his Funhouse. Except for you.

5. Proserpina - Dark, Old God Steve Rogers

@boxofbonesfic and a terrifying descent into an underground prison.

6. Glory, Amen - Old One Steve Rogers

@punemy-spotted and another terrifying descent into Old Ones best forgotten.

7. Destiny - Dark, Sexy, Sadistic Loki

@mdemontespan1667′s sexy, scary Loki. And spiders.

8. 30 Days of Debauchery - kinky sexy as fuck Lokl

@myoxisbroken’s excellent “kink a day” masterpiece

9. Rose Red All Hallow’s Eve - gritty Curtis Everett

@sweater-daddiesdumbdork’s scary-ass ride with Curtis Everett.

10. A Hex of Infinite Binding - Incubus Loki

@nildespirandum’s sexy as fuck Incubus Loki. In black. Leather. Pants.

11. One, or the Other - Sir Thomas Sharpe and Vampire Adam, OLLA

@caffiend-queen’s filthy musing of one or both of these men impregnating you.

12. Silver Exposure - Dystopian Avengers featuring Pitch Black Steve and Charcoal Grey Bucky.

@xsapphirescrollsx and her terrifying and extremely vivid tale of what happens when you fuck with time travel.

13. One Fateful Christmas - Andy Barber wants you and He Is Deeply Displeased. Also, a blizzard.

@americasass81 and her jolly little Christmas nightmare (dream come true depending on your point of view.)

14. Made For Me - Spine-tingling terror when you realize the life you planned was not the one you were going to get. Mitigating factor: lots of sex with Bucky.

@saiyanprincessswanie’s tasty, terrifying tale.

15. Honey Trap - Sweet, sexy beekeeper Steve Rogers isn’t the sweet guy everything in your little town thinks he is...

@threeminutesoflife’s dark and deliciously twisted Steve. And a toaster.

16. A Summoning From The Depths - An Incubus!Loki Story

@nildespirandum’s Kinktober offering for Incubus!Loki and Witch Nora. With bonus cloven hooves goodness.

17. Dark Commander - Scary-ass Hydra Captain America

@jtargaryen18′s brilliant tale of who Hydra’s vision of Captain America would be

18. I Dream at Night I Can Only See Your Face Roomate!Bucky Barnes

@thedarkplume’s dark, tasty tale of cupcakes and unrequited love. Be careful what you ask for...

19. Next Station - dark, ruthless Loki

@the-soulofdevil a different retelling of what should have happened with Loki on Lamentis.

20. Monstrous - deranged Vampire Loki

@maiden-of-asgard’s terrifying, half-mad Vampire Loki and the Light Elf imprisoned with him.

21. Can’t Run, Can’t Hide - terrifying Mafia!Bucky

@angrythingstarlight’s dark and sexy tale of what happens when you think you can leave Mafia Bucky.

22. Concrete Jungle Rapunzel - insidious, dark Bucky

@imanuglywombat’s stark, heartbreaking tale of what it’s like to be loved too much.

23. Landlocked - Dark Andy Barber and a Selkie

@tonarinotogepi’s tale of what happens when Dark Andy Barber captures a Selkie

24, To Love and To Hold - Sheriff Lee Bodecker and his sweet wife

@sagechanoafterdark How long can you be married to a monster like Lee Bodecker before his evil sinks into you?

25. Scare Tactics - Delicious Chris Evans distracting you.

Chris Evans, you, a spooky movie and his spectacular sexytime skills, courtesy of @jennmurawski13

26. Wilfords Demands and other Darkish!Curtis fics

@sweater-daddiesdumbdork’s sexy, scary tales of Gladiator, Impregnator Curtis Everett.

27. The Cult - Cult Leader Steve and too-trusting Bucky

@queenoftheworldisdead’s spooky tale of Cult Leader Steve wanting something Bucky has... his new wife.

28. Murder, He Wrote - sinister as fuck Ransom Drysdale

@what-is-your-plan-today’s terrifying tale of a celebrity haunted mansion and the reporter sent to cover it.

29. Perfection - emotionally torn and hot as balls Sir William Sharpe

@nildespirandum’s epic tale of pain, longing, loss, genuine terror and the power of love.

30. Wet - shamelessly delicious Jonathan Pine

@devikafernando’s decisive and shameless Jonathan Pine knows exactly how to get you wet.

31. Pain - pitch black Loki

Minnie Rose shows just how angry Loki can be after escaping the clutches of Thanos. And you’re right there to lavish the wildly complicated upon your helpless body.

#Caffiend's Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading #Halloween scary sexy story suggestions #Dark Loki #Vampire Loki #Winter Soldier #AU Dark Bucky Barnes #Old God Steve Rogers

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Ok so.... I've got 3 fics in the same universe now (because even super heroes need to do their laundry)

Laundry Day (Loki x female reader - Y/N) where you pull a prank on your boyfriend, Loki, while doing laundry so you can win a bet

How Could This Not Fit?! (Loki x female reader - Y/N) which is the prank from Loki's point of view (since you don't see it in the first one)

Loads of Fun (Bucky x female reader - Y/N) where a different Y/N character runs into Bucky struggling to do his laundry and comes to his rescue

The question I have is this...

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ao3feed-irondadspiderson · 15 days

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Wrong number kid

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55206652 by Marvelmaja Peter Parker accidentally gets the wrong number and ends up texting Tony stark. But he doesn't know it's Tony Stark that he's texting chaos ensues evil toasters Mr. Emoji spider gwen?? what are you doing here? Words: 470, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 1 of Maja's old wattpad fanfics Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Aunt May Parker (Marvel), Pepper Potts, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Nick Fury, Flash Thompson, Gwen Stacy | Spider-Gwen, Wanda Maximoff, Loki (Marvel), Michelle Jones (Marvel), Ned Leeds, James "Bucky" Barnes Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Aunt May Parker & Peter Parker, Aunt May Parker & Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Avengers Team Members & Peter Parker, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Irondad, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Precious Peter Parker, Hurt Aunt May Parker (Marvel), Hurt Peter Parker, Wrong number, wrong number kid, Texting, Identity Reveal, Hurt/Comfort, android emojis, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Peter Parker Calls Tony Stark "Dad", Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Stark Industries Internship, Internship, I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55206652

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #iron dad and spider son #spider son #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark

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justsomerandomfanfic · 1 year

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Meeting And Dating Thor Odinson Would Include:

Thor Odinson X GN Reader

Additional Characters: Loki (Mentioned), Frigga (Mentioned), Heimdall (Mentioned), Tony (Mentioned) Reader's friends (Mentioned), and The Warriors Three (Mentioned)

WC: 1,175

Warnings: Mentions of fighting (brief), cute stuff, baby angst, and fluff

You met Thor in a very unconventional way.

In fact, you met him quite literally by accident. You were walking home from a cafe with your friends when someone bumped into you. You tripped over yourself, and in your haste to regain control, you ended up on the floor. When you looked up, you saw him looking at you with a slightly panicked expression. Your face must have said it all because he offered you his hand. You accepted his offer, and he helped you stand.

He was quick to apologize, saying that he was so caught up in his own thoughts that he had failed to notice you. You actually didn't mind at all, the person before you was Thor, after all, an Avenger. His kind words put a smile on your face. He then asked if you'd like to join him for coffee. You smiled again and agreed. How could you say no to the Norse God? That's how you found yourself sitting across from each other at a small table in a cafe. It was pretty nice. You didn’t even care that that was your second coffee of that day.

Unsurprisingly, Thor was a charmer, retelling his great adventures with the Warriors Three and his brother, Loki You laughed along with his stories. You couldn't help but be enamored with the man in front of you. The god had bright blue eyes that seemed to glow and a handsome smile.

It wasn't long until you went on another date, and another, and another…

Expect Thor to tell you more stories of his quests. Ones with the warriors, Loki, and He enjoys your laughter as he tells you about the times they've gotten into trouble. You're always fascinated by their antics. Your laugh is so contagious, Thor can't help but laugh too.

You help him with technology. Helping him with the toaster or how to use the tv remotes.

Thor loves taking selfies with you, posting them to his social media with your help. Literally more than half of his phone is full of pictures of the two of you.

You, 90% of the time, go to cafes for your dates, and Thor always gets a coffee and lemon scone.

Thor takes you to Asgard the first chance he gets. He has a constant bright smile on his face as he introduces you to his mother and brother.

His mother, Frigga, loves you. Welcome to the family.

Heimdall thinks you are a great match for his friend. He sees how happy you make Thor. He approves.

You always think of Thor when it thunders outside.

On quiet days, you and Thor sit together and read. Most of the time though, Thor asks you to read to him as he rests his head on your lap. He finds your voice soothing.

You like to take him to art museums. Taking him to see some of your favorite paintings.

Thor is prince charming. Always taking care of you whenever possible. It makes you happy, knowing that someone cares so much for you.

Stealing his clothes, mostly the t-shirts he wears when he's not saving the world. Thor does notice when they are missing, in fact, he leaves them out in the open in hope of you finding them and stealing them from him. He does think you look better in them than he does.

After you move into the tower with him, you and Thor take turns pranking Tony. Moving his tools when he's gone, reprogramming his ACDC music to classical through JARVIS, and getting everybody in the tower to call him ‘Pony’ for an entire day.

You and Thor play Just Dance together, and it really turned into a competition. Thor is surprisingly really good at dancing, which makes you pretty jealous. But, quickly your dance jealousies subside when you see Thor dance in those jeans.

Sometimes, at night when you both can't sleep, Thor would turn on some soft music, taking you in his arms and leading you into a gentle sway. Closing your eyes, you held each other close, as the world just fell away.

Thor is a cuddler. He'd cuddle with anyone, but with you, he's a full-on raging cuddle monster. There isn't a night where he isn’t cuddling you. Either he’s spooning you from behind or literally on top of you, his head resting on your stomach.

He does snore, you don't mind. It helps remind you that he's there.

Will thunder and lightning if he's angry. If someone is rude to you and makes you cry, the skies will darken and the weatherman will get confused.

Now, you don't fight or argue a lot, but when you do, you're heated in a fight one moment, and the next either apologizing to one another or in a passionate kiss. Either way, it ends quickly, you never fight for long. You and Thor never want to go to bed angry.

Thor watches in bated breath as you wrap your hand around the handle of the hammer. He throws his arms up in the air as he jumps out of his seat with glee. Wrapping you up in his arms, he spins you around.

"I told you Y/N was worthy!"

Thor's not too much of a fan of PDA, but if someone tries to steal you away, he's not afraid to show them that you are his.

Huge into hand holding.

And hand kisses.

When he's called off for a mission, Thor always says goodbye. Taking you in his arms as he takes in your scent, memorizing it for when he was away. Pressing a kiss to your forehead before promising to be back soon.

He will use your shampoo. Gotta keep that hair looking fine. And it reminds him of you.

Thor surprises you with little gifts and trinkets from Asgard and any other planet or realm. Leaving them somewhere random in your room.

Will get you anything you desire. You say your favorite brush broke, he's off to get you another. Your favorite shirt ripped? He's finding a sewing kit and learning how to sew just for you. You pass a cute animal on the street? He's coming back with your new pet. He'd do anything for you.

A lot of terms of endearment. Like, my love, dear, darling, etc. And, on occasion, baby.

Thor is a huge fan of board games. He loves playing Monopoly. He always plays as the dog. though, you did teach him the game Twister.

There are two types of mornings for you two, 1) Waking up and not feeling like getting out of bed until later. Your head resting on Tho's chest and his arms wrapped around you as he hums an old Asgardian song. 2) Waking up with him bringing you breakfast in bed. Laughing as he sneaks a piece of bacon off your plate.

Thor plans to spend the rest of his days with you. He wants you to know how happy you make him, and how much he loves you.

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Personally I think Thor should be able to hear electricity going on around him and it should bother him a lot btw. He hates the fridge intimately

#autistic Thor my beloved #I think Thor should be sitting alone and then just glare at a microwave btw #the reason reason Thor in all those AUs keeps ‘accidentally’ destroying the toaster and his phones etc.#Thor: can I just get Loki to give me a magic rock to keep in contact bc I can’t live like this #Avengers: he is the ENEMY #Thor: i bet his house is better than all the buzzing around here

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lokidokieokie · 2 years

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You’re Stuck With Me Now!

Summary: Because the compound is in chaos, you venture off to your room and find something that you weren’t meant to. Safe to say that you are now officially Loki’s problem.

Warnings: Language

It was just like every other day in the compound; and by that, you meant chaos. The compound was chaos.

For some reason, there was a wide variety of different coloured silly string coating the walls of the common area, specifically over Vision’s tower of toasters that he ‘saved’ from Costco. Clint was hanging upside-down from the vents after, what you’re assuming, was a prank gone wrong; Natasha was (probably) rightfully threatening him with a taser because of it. Thor was sitting in a dark corner, huddling with his ‘army’ of Pop-Tarts, forming some sort of battle plan. Wanda and Pietro were sitting on the couch, hysterically crying because the Notebook was on, Vision was trying to comfort them both to no avail. Tony was dancing on the bar shirtless, singing (quite terribly) to Aqua’s Barbie Girl. Bucky and Sam were trying to one-up each other on the ‘best’ pick-up lines they could come up with, much to poor Peter’s chagrin. And Bruce—sweet, sweet Bruce—was about to have a nervous breakdown because of shit hitting the fan.

It truly was pure chaos.

Deciding that it would probably be better to venture off into your shared room with Loki, you left the rest of the gang to their psychotic tendencies.

Silence.

“Perfect.” You smiled.

Looking around the room that you shared, you noticed that it was absolutely filthy. Clothes were thrown all over the floor, Loki’s books were everywhere (literally), the rubbish bin was overflowing, paper from your failed drawings littered the floor...it was just a mess.

Deciding that you could use your spare time wisely, you connected your phone to your speaker and began belting out your favourite tunes. Slowly—due to your constant need to dance to your favourites—you began to clean what was known as your room. Clothes were either neatly folded away or placed in the hamper, the rubbish and paper were carefully separated and disposed of.

Now came the fun part: Loki’s books.

Putting Loki’s books back was a challenge. Things were organised in such a meticulous way that you were sure he would notice if one was out of place just by walking in through the door. Shoving some books in (hopefully) that right places, you notice that one won’t budge further than half-way into the shelf.

“Why won’t this stupid book go into its place?” You continued to try and push the book in, but it just wouldn’t budge. Scared that you would damage it, you pulled the book back out, and began to investigate.

“Something must be blocking the book. God knows what he’s shoved onto these shelves.” Quickly moving some things around, you come across a nice wooden box, with a golden rose on the lid. Wonder what could be in here?

Hoping that you weren’t opening Asgard’s version of Pandora’s box (your boyfriend would be the one to own such an item), you carefully unlatched it, and lifted the lid. There pretty much was just a bunch of junk. Some Asgardian gold coins, crumpled pieces of a paper and a-

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Is that what I think it is?

Can’t be. I’m imagining things. Someone must’ve spiked my water at breakfast.

The most beautiful emerald ring that you had ever seen was sitting inside a little velvet box. The intricate swirling of the rose gold ring perfectly encompassed the large tear-drop gem.

He’s going to propose. Your eyes widened.

Running out of your room, you made your way back to the common area, hoping to find your magnificent boyfriend. Finding him on the couch, you sat down next to him and stared into his eyes, hoping to find some sort of indication that proved that you did, in fact, find an engagement ring.

Deciding that you should just test the waters, you spoke, “Loki, I found something that I shouldn’t have when cleaning our room...”

“Whatever did you find, my dear?” He didn’t even look up from his book when he answered, that meant war.

“Something green that’s expensive and shiny and was hidden in a wooden box on your bookshelf.” His eyes widened, and he coughed.

“I have not a clue what you are talking about, love.” You frowned, you wanted to coax it out of him.

“Is it not for me?” Cue the fake tears.

He sputtered, “of course it’s for you, Darling. Who else would it be for?” Got him, you smiled.

“You’re going to propose!” That seemed to gain the attention of the rest of the Avengers, as the chaos seemed to stop.

“Of course, I was! Now put it back where you found it and pretend you didn’t see it.” You huffed.

“Na-uh, Trickster. Ever heard of finders-keepers? We’re engaged now.” He laughed and kissed your cheek.

“Are you not going to do the whole, get down on one knee, declare your undying love bullshit?” Tony asked. Clearly, he doesn’t remember his proposal to Pepper.

“Will you marry me, Darling?” He asked, with a hint of laughter in his eyes.

“You’re stuck with me now!” You grinned, he smiled, everyone celebrated.

Here was another one!

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