#Look Alive

[nano30cm]

Can you draw Harold please?

i drew harold please :)

[heartrender6]

wylan more of a friend to kuwei than all the other crows combined (which isnt even saying much)

[hereforh]

with all due respect, but north american crows suck lol

[irkomatose]

the look alive duo as kijans (alien species i'm working on)

[chainsawgirlfriend]

You know, like nya~!

[consciouschunkofmoss]

fucking paw patrol and fnaf and saw x releasing on the same day ? is this god speaking hello w

[demonwithacalculator]

i refuse to give further context besides the totally real not fanfiction story behind this:

in the reality where Jackie is a real celebrity, Mary Shelley’s Frankenhole had blown up on the then equivalent of tiktok, and it was finally given a third through fifth season after [too many] goddamn years. however Dino i’lllookuphislastnamelater died in a fucking plane crash when EVERY bird on the eastern seaboard decided to fly directly into the engine of his jet while he was flying to the premiere of his new art film. thus the reboot was rather soulless.

anywho, in the middle of the fourth season there was a slightly higher rated episode guest starring Jackie where he voiced himself. during the production of his puppet, he asked for a middle finger added to the back of its hand so it can flip people off while playing guitar, but his idea was rejected, and as a result Jackie was a bitch to work with the entire time. several of the scenes were based around him complaining in the recording room where every other VA decided to just roll with his bullshit.

the episode follows Jackie showing up at the castle and just doing fucking nothing while victor tries to convince him to have various surgeries. it also has an uncomfortable five minute long extended scene with no major camera movement or score, where Polidori hits on Jackie and Jackie seems a little too into it. [FUCK[

the episode ends with a repeated sample of “tie me to the bedpost” from inside out by eve 6 over a lo fi beat. it is implied that things happen as the camera sits awkwardly outside of Polidori’s door.

jackie [in real life] later goes on to never mention any of this to anyone, mainly because his puppet was given an ambiguously large chest and alarmingly fat hips. among other reasons i’m sure you can guess.

I PROMISE THIS ISNT A TROLL POST THIS WAS MOSTLY WRITTEN BY @kaleb-the-master-of-fate​

TLDR: THIS IS WHAT I IMAGINE THE PUPPET THEY’D MAKE OF JACKIE WOULD LOOK LIKE IF HE WERE A REAL CELEBRITY AND THEY WERE MAKING FUN OF HIM

[thisishowgalaxiescollide]

When I die, I want the leafs to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

Joseph Woll, probably.

[artofzeichenwut]

New try: Look, there's an official video for Drew's new song.

[ruporas]

dragon meat, you, and me

[nano30cm]

hey how's it going. I'm working hard on this comic I'm making of these guys and it's been a minute, so please accept this outfit reference I made for them and ignore the fact that everyone is off model. Hopefully I'll be done in a week but my hand is injured so it really depends on when it lets me draw!

[kenm4vhs]

i’m just thinking a lot about this new jjk illustration 🥺

[yabakuboi]

"Dude," Steve says, pressing on his eyes because he feels like he's about to cry. "What the fuck."

"What?" Dustin squeaks, alarmed. "What? Steve, you're freaking me out!"

"Good!" Because Steve just worked eighteen hours and it's past midnight and he got thrown up on twice and there was a bed pan incident and even though he showered at the hospital he probably smells awful and it rained and he lost his keys so he had to take the bus and he's sweaty and tired and wet and cold and Dustin's DnD friend is hot. "I can't believe you'd do this to me!" Okay, maybe Steve's feeling a little delirious.

"Do what??" Dustin is full on shrieking right now. His hot friend is standing in their apartment looking more and more worried and hot.

"You didn't tell me he was hot!"

The expressions that go across Dustin's face is impressive, before they stop and he settles on a flat glare. "Seriously??"

Hot guy is now blushing and Steve will collapse if he doesn't keep with the righteous fury.

"I've been TRYING to get you two to meet for months now!"

"You didn't tell me he was hot, though! Dustin!!"

"I don't know what guys are hot, Steve!" Dustin says indignantly. "I thought you didn't like nerds!"

"Dustin!"

"Um," says hot guy. He looks like he's panicking.

Dustin's face changes again. "Oh, no. Oh, no, you're right."

"All this time!" Steve says and he really is close to tears. "You've been nagging on me all this time to find my soulmate, and you had the perfect guy right here?? You had him in my home??? Dustin!"

"Whoa," whispers hot guy.

"I'm sorry," Dustin wails now, just as distraught. "You love nerds, all your favorite people are nerds, I don't know what I was thinking, oh my god!" He whirls on hot guy. "Eddie, give Steve your number right now!"

"Okay," says hot guy Eddie, immediately. His face is super red and his eyes are wide, and he looks scared out of his mind as he fumbles his pocket for his phone. "Yeah-Yep-Absolutely. This is a thing that's happening."

Steve, tears burning in his eyes, watches as Dustin punches his number into Eddie's phone. "Okay," he says a little nasally, wiping quickly at his face. "Okay, I'm going to shower and then sleep for two days, and then pretend like this never happened so I can look hot guy in the eye when he asks me on a date. Sound good?"

"Sounds great!" Dustin says, all cheery now. Behind him, still looking vaguely scared for his life, hot guy gives him a shaky thumbs up.

[irkomatose]

looking for things i didn't post here yet here's jackie's cat

[mishoru]

It's an old tale

[ghost-bxrd]

Let’s amp up the “Jason says ow and the batfam thinks he must be gravely injured” headcanon.

Jason calls Bruce or Dick for fun and says nothing but “goodbye” before hanging up (maybe it’s a dare by Roy who TOTALLY suspects the reaction Jay is gonna get).

Ten minutes late the entire Justice League is scouring Gotham, on the hunt for Jason.