#Mr.Freeze

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

[shiranui7]

Harley's last Friday night (parody)

Two hyenas in my bed

There's a clown hat on my head

Stray cats all over the room

Killer Croc is in the pool

I smell like Flannegan's rat

Joker's passed out in the yard

Man-Bat's hanging down the roof

This a party or a zoo?

Pictures of last night ended up online, we're screwed

Oh, well

They're all bad and blurred, but I'm pretty sure I'm nude

Damn

Last Friday night

Edward danced on tabletops, then he slipped on a tea spot

Jervis kissed Jon and got shot last Friday night

Penguin maxed our credit cards, Harv got kicked out of the bar

'Cause he trashed half of the pub last Friday night

Gotham Sirens in the park, skinny-dipping in the dark

We had a ménage à trois last Friday night

Yeah, I think we broke the law, but who cares since we're all Rou-o-gues whoa

But this Friday night

Do it all again

But this Friday night

Do it all again

Trying to connect the dots

Bane and Ra's are playing box

Ragdoll's dancing to the beat

Baby Doll is off the shit

Firefly scorched my party dress

Batman's out for our arrest

Zsasz and Roman just got bailed

So they missed this epic fail

Pictures of last night ended up online, we're screwed

Oh, well

They're all bad and blurred, but I'm pretty sure I'm nude

Damn

Last Friday night

Talia came with her old Pop, to say hi and have some scotch

Think we kissed, but I forgot last Friday night

Mr. Freeze came to get drunk, and then froze all of our cars

Killer Moth fried on a lamp last Friday night

Ivy bonding with the plants, 'Lina purring like a cat

Clock king couldn't come at last this Friday night

Yeah, I think we broke the law, but who cares since we're all Rou-o-gues whoa

But this Friday night

Do it all again (do it all again)

But this Friday night

Do it all again (do it all again)

But this Friday night

We are all mad...

Last Friday night

Maxie Zeus took 13 shots and proclaimed himself a god

Scareface dissed him and got drowned last Friday night

Deathstroke stole Wayne's credit card and we bought some shit for fun

Then we hit the boulevard last Friday night

Grundy got worse so he packed, Clayface asked to have a part

So we turned him into a car last Friday night

Yeah, I think we broke the law, but who cares since we're all Rou-o-gues whoa

But this Friday night

Do it all again

@acapelladitty @voiceboss you usually make me smile with your content, I hope to return the favour! :)

[henchfry]

Commission for @nik8762 !!

[cannibalgh0st]

Haven't been in a very festive mood this month- so have some Mr.Freeze and Penguin❄️🌨🐧

*click for better quality!*

[jazzmandd]

Mr.Freeze

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Villain ask game:

Mr. Freeze from Batman

Evil and fucking love it | A Whinny psycho | Really Dumb motive | Cool motive still murder | I don’t know enough to rate them | They have a point but they are a dick about it | Road to hell paved with good intentions | They are in the right here | Look if it were me I’d have been So MUCH worse | How are they not the hero? | Yea, I’m routing for the villain.

Mr. Freeze is easily one of the most tragic villains here. He was trying to save his wife by trying to find a cure. Poor thing also ended up forced to live in cold temperatures to live.

I totally get why he turned to crime because those assholes deserved the cold snap.

[staggerinbeauty]

✍️

Send ✍️ and I’ll draw your muse! Accepting // Mutuals Only An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooooth--I want someone to hurt you make you die the way I dooooo

[my-brodie999-fan]

Christian Bale Open to Dark Knight 4. by brodiemarschall

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Danny and Mr.freeze

So Danny's going to college in gothem U for engineering, but... he also doubles because he's learning things to be ghost king

Frostbite and undergrowth are teaching him about medical hearbs and proper medical information, and because their amazing doctors they dont know when to stop the medical information because theres always better ways to treat something

He's also getting combat lessons from fright knight and skuller

Johnny 13 is helping him with engineering

And ember convinced (threatoned Convinced whats the difference?) Danny to do some music lessone

That on top of human school, bills, his job and the daily stress of gothem he's more sleep deprived then he was in his teens

So one day after he just finished with frostbite, he opened a portal to go home but...

He miscalculated

Rather then his apartment he ended up in Mr.Freeze's hideout...the same one noras being held in

Mr.freeze is,obviously, freaked out by the teenager that opened a portal into his lab

It took him a good few moments to figure out this kid is so sleep deprived he must have missed his mark and ended up here, he dosent trust him, but he understands now

Danny on the other have is still in the medical mindset so when he sees and recognises nora is sick he immediately goes to help without really knowing whats going on

Mr.freeze when he saw the kid was about to touch nora was about to get rid of the kid...

But then he started mummbleing

About medical knowledge, mr.freeze watched as this sleep deprived kid figured out and cured nora in the span of 6 hours

And since danny kept "sleep talking" mr.freeze followed what he did and he was...shocked this teenager knew how to figure out she was sick and cured her...

After danny was done he did what he intended to do at the far frozen and opened a portal back home

As soon as he left dr.freeze tested and ...she was cured, after all this time and energy...she was cured.

And he didnt know who to thank

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It was about a month later that danny opened his apartment to see a man in a walking freezer and a pretty woman in a red dress outside his apartment

Danny sighed and cursed his sleeping habits

[art-appreciation-dog]

Reminder: You can draw and write things that can't exist in real life.

You can draw a dog in space if you want to, and you don't owe anyone an explanation for why it's in space or how it can survive without a space suit.

You can draw perspective that doesn't make sense. Your art is allowed to defy reality and canon. You can change chronological rules, write crossovers that break spacetime, and make AUs that don't make sense without having to explain how or why. You can draw characters in nonsensical scenerios, doing things they'd never do and saying things they'd never say, and you don't have to apologize or justify yourself. You can draw heroes being unusually angsty and irredeemable villains being soft and cuddly with NO regard for whether it would "actually ever happen in the story"

You can do that if you want. You are allowed to.

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 125

Nasty burger explosion happens. Vlad gets custody.

Instead of basement time with the whole ripping out Danny’s ghost side. Vlad decided it was the perfect time to get the perfect son. What better way then to de age him and start all over.

The de again didn’t go as smoothly as Vlad had hoped. Instead of a baby Vlad got a 5 year old. So vlad sets off to make a device to wipe memories away.

Now when Danny was stuck in a toddler body in toddler jail. He did the only rational thing he could. Made a wish. A wish to be safe.

He didn’t expect it to actually come true. He didn’t sense Desiree. damn the fruitloop and his crudy cuffs blocking his powers. Danny poofed away from the fruitloop.

He appeared right in the arms of *insert dc character here*

Which nope. Not happening. That genie always twisted wishes. The only good thing was that the person he was with got the cuffs off. The minute they were gone he noped off.

Now the dc character has a toddler to find.

[le-sluagh]

#6 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)

Riddler: Hi, who's this? Joker changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

?: What's mine?

Riddler: Dwarf.

?: HE’S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

Riddler: Oh, hey Penguin.

Penguin: FUCK!

*****

Poison Ivy: Does everyone know their job for today?

Joker: Vacuum the flowers.

Harley Quinn: Water the carpet.

Two Face: Wash the dishes.

Poison Ivy: Close enough.

*****

*During Legion of Doom Meeting*

Lex Luthor: Is there something you would like to say, Riddler?

Riddler: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

*****

Poison Ivy: Are you having another depressive episode?

Two Face: A depressive episode?

Two Face: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

*****

*Joker is shopping with Lex Luthor*

Joker: Can I get a pistol who sounds like a kazoo?

Lex Luthor, shrugging: If there’s one on sale.

*****

*Villain's cooking skills*

Lex Luthor and Penguin: *master chef* ... *My bad. Have a master chef*

Bane and Harvey Dent: *master chef* (Not of Lex or Penguin)

Poison Ivy, Riddler and Mr.Freeze: *knows a few recipes*

Two Face: *can follow instructions on a box*

Mad Hatter: *only good to make cake*

Scarecrow: *made toast once*

Harley Quinn: *Think she’s a really good cooker* … *Spoiler she’s not*

Joker: *banned from the kitchen*

*****

Riddler: I haven't seen Mad Hatter and Scarecrow for fifteen minutes now.

*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Mad Hatter and Scarecrow running after it in a panic. Riddler doesn't look outside at all.*

Riddler: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

*****

Riddler: *out cold on the ground*

Harley Quinn: Oh my god, do you think he’s okay?!

Mr. Freeze, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Riddler’s face*

*****

Joker: *sees Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy together*

Joker: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Two Face: You mean... you ship them?

*****

Riddler: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Penguin: It was autocorrect.

Riddler: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot"?

Penguin: Yes.

[shapeshiftingcloud]

Frozen Hearts

@marsmarsat All done!

[sofia-not-sophie]

I hate that Arkhamites has made me only ever say gits and shiggles now

[lnsania]

𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  scarecrow, jervis and mr freeze

send "smash or pass" for my muse to answer honestly about yours. no lying allowed.  ( not accepting )      

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