Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)
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Thinking about him shoving me up against the wall, the music from the party still loud in our ears, kissing me desperately. We both knew that this party was going to be crazy, but we never knew it was going to be crazy to this extent. His hands are groping my thighs roughly as he drunkenly kisses down my neck and my eyes roll up to the ceiling in pleasure. My nails are raking down his biceps. The fear of someone walking out of the party to see us is hanging in the air between us, but it fades to excitement the closer we get to each other. We both give each other a tipsy smile as he starts to move my skirt further up my hips, hitching my underwear to one side before he looks back up at me,
“Let’s not make any noise, yeah?”
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thomas (about newt) as this quote from if we were villains:
'were you in love with him?' 'yes,' i say, simply. 'yes, i was.' it's not the whole truth. the whole truth is, i'm in love with him still.'
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Since there are assholes who don't want Sterek fans to watch 911 for Buddie or Buck/Tommy, I demand they cast Tyler and Dylan in the series somehow to piss the assholes off MORE. I want to cause chaos!!!!
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Getting canon bisexual Buck feels like justice for SO MANY characters…including Stiles Stilinski and Dean Winchester🥹
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"It was a coin toss of whether it was gonna be an early night or... cocaine fueled... gun banging... orgy of some kind??"
God I love these two so much. So much that YOU'RE GETTING A RECAP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS!
The fact that there may be some people who don't know who Siegfried and Roy are is kind of mind boggling to me. John and I are getting old, sob.
Go see their residency at the Beacon. It's incredible. John truly does tell people to fucking leave as soon as the Q&A starts, it's delightful (for me. Me and no one else).
I like imagining Seth flouncing off stage "like an angered Elizabethan wife". Amazing.
John does seem supremely relaxed when he's on stage, and I love hearing that he does actually relax on occasion. I wasn't actually sure if he was capable of that.
The discussion on Hot Ones is fantastic, and John using the phrase "that Da Bomb THING" made me so happy. That and calling it an anesthetic. AND mentioning Conan's absolutely batshit Hot Ones ep.
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I saw someone said that Buck is the Stiles Stilinski of 9-1-1 and now I cannot unsee it.
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HELLO FAKE NEWS FANS!
are you looking for a space to share your love for late night hosts with other like-minded people? well you're in luck ! fake news fanatics is a brand new server dedicated to late night hosts and their shows. i hope to see you all there <3
link
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Now this is not to say there aren’t other boyfriends or this is the only boyfriend. I just thought a poll might be fun since there was a lot of submissions for this. Lets see if everyone agrees on the same guy or not.
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