#Penis joke

[hiyamakiyoteruofficial]

I have no ideas for posting so insert penis joke here

[t4tails]

[klepazia]

Places to not put ur dick in

[constructbreakdown]

"Suckin' a Penis" (original song)

It's what they were made for... I think.

Original song by me, Construct Breakdown.

[delightfullyshamelessdinosaur]

damn girl. youe schlong so long the fleshlight company be collabling with the city piping department -my friend

[gh0st-car]

I actually forgot how to draw digitally and now I'm just using paper and shit

I realized my vocabulary is limited a few days ago bc I don't know a lot of words and I can't spell without autocorrect... Is this what my brother meant by I'm "slow"??

I made my oc

Literally me rn bc digital art is bum:

Bye bye!

[manglednatalia]

Fyodor: now, with thirteen years worth of history, no one will suspect anything

Sigma: 👉👈

Fyodor: is there anything you'd like to ask perhaps?

Sigma: could you also... alter my lower parts? please? 🧍

Fyodor: excuse me?

Sigma: a penis of my own. PERSONAL MONSTER COCK

Fyodor, full of regret: o Bozhe moy...

[plasmalink]

getting a ping on my smart watch: "appointment at 9pm with pennis: gerking offf"

[thebuginthecornerofyourroom]

Source:

[vizziefizzie]

Wait... i never posted my trainer sona....

[lordbeebrain]

I’m dumb lol

[gothictabby]

this is the best sticker design I’ve ever made /j

[sadpurpleblood]

trick or treat more like

uhh.

dick or teat. yeah.

[permanentni-zavist-penisu]

Umberto Eco: Věčný fašismus (Il fascismo eterno)

„Ur-fašista“ – věčný fašista, člověk se sklony k fašismu či člověk ve fašistickém státě, jehož příznaky Eco v citované části popisuje.

„Machismus“ – [mačizmus], vysvětleno v citaci, mužský šovinismus

„Ersatz“ – německy náhrada, odškodnění

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[newtid]

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

[merccaptain]

Rest is just as important as pushing yourself

Remember to be lazy

People you tell you to "get hard" and "stay hard" are just trying to sell you penis pills, your penis works fine