Jim Crocodile Cook/Jedediah
cowboy
brown vest
thinks the protagonist is stupid but loves him anyway
funky scarf
“bros” with a solider boi
underestimated
literally about dies like 500 times
can easily blame Ancient Egypt for all their problems
110% done with the dinosaur’s shit
(Brokeback Mountain reference here)
Austin O’Brien (Axel Brodie)/Octavius
solider
red motif
strong boi, literally stronger than everyone else (that is the same size anyway *side-eyes Octy*)
funky hat/headpiece
“bros” with a cowboy
pretty much fearless until you get the one thing involved (squirrels/Supreme King, same thing right?)
probably still bitter about the library of alexandria
himbo
less impressive than they think they are
enemies to friends to lovers 100k slowburn (with literally anyone ngl)
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online friends are like. i would trust you with my life. i have never seen your knees
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i was thinking the other day how we tend to draw cas and dean (correctly tbh) like
but in doing so we are betraying another fundamental dynamic of theirs which is more like,
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The Book of Bill is great Bill and Ford get a divorce so Bill goes to a bar, gets drunk, and cries
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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys
San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST
They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-
Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU
Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do
And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST
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Speaking as someone who's been outed many, many times, by both "allies" and homo/transphobes, some of yall are way too comfortable sharing other peoples' queer identities.
"But what if I'm trying to be funny?" Doesn't matter.
"But what if I'm an ally?" Doesn't matter
"But what if the person I'm talking to is an ally?" Doesn't matter.
"But what if I'm queer?" Doesn't matter
"But what if the person I'm talking to is queer?" Doesn't matter.
"But what if the person I'm talking about is a stranger?" Doesn't matter.
"But what if it's really obvious?" First of all, ew. Second of all, Doesn't matter.
"But what if they didn't come out to me, I just figured it out on my own?" Doesn't matter.
"But what if they're getting misgendered?" It's just as easy to say 'actually she's a girl' as it is to say 'actually she's transgender and uses she/her'. If that person is pretransition, it's also easy to just bite your tongue and not say anything.
Unless that person has explicitly given you permission to share that information, you DON'T. No matter how certain you are that everyone is accepting, no matter how noble your intentions, it's not your information to share. Getting clocked sucks, getting outed sucks, and they're both an invasion of privacy no matter who's doing it.
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