#Reddit Script

[gothamite-rambler]

A lady with one leg rolled over to Batman in her wheelchair, staring up at him. Him and Robin weren't expecting this, but curious what she needed them for.

Stacy (hands resting on her lap): Right, so my stalker, Kenneth, stole my prosthetic leg, and he’s holed up in the apartment on the second floor. Can you help me get it back?

Robin (bewildered): Wh- What?

Batman nodded, unfazed by the request, since he had dealt with Kenneth and Stacy for the last five years. However, stealing her prosthetic leg was a new low.

Batman: Him stealing your leg is definitely a first.

Stacy (with a hint of resignation): Yep, yep, yep. At least I’ll get some money from suing him for this. That'll make moving ten times easier.

Batman: Definitely… Alright, second floor. What’s the apartment number?

Stacy: 218. You can just kick the door in.

Batman: On it. Robin, stay with Stacy.

Robin: Why are you acting like this is normal?

Batman didn’t respond, vanishing into the apartment complex and heading upstairs to 218. Robin, new to this situation walked over to Stacy unsure what to say first.

Robin (placing a hand on the woman's arm, awkward): He stole your leg?

Stacy (nonchalant): Yep. We used to work together, but he got fired. I had the prosthetic leg before, and he broke into my apartment a few blocks away. I found out through a Reddit post that he was the one who took it… Good thing I had a wheelchair, right?

Robin: I… He… Why does my father know you? Let’s start there.

Stacy: He’s helped me out before. We go way back. You're the new Robin, huh? How’s that going for you?

Robin (accepting this is real life): Not bad. Getting used to certain aspects of Gotham… like this situation.

Stacy nodded, relaxing slightly in her wheelchair. A few tense minutes passed before Batman returned, holding Stacy's prosthetic leg and dragging Kenneth along, who was desperately clinging to the leg.

Kenneth: Oh, hi, Stacy… I was just, uh… going to return it—

Stacy bonked Kenneth on the head with her leg, cutting him off.

Stacy: Thanks, for the help Batman. Now, do you mind waiting here while I call the cops?

Batman: Yeah, it’s a slow night.

Kenneth (whining): Please, I don’t want to go to jail! I’m too pretty for the joint! Why can’t she just love me?

Robin: You stole her leg? She already had a missing leg, and then you took it again? That's like Joker-levels of damn weird! Sorry.

Batman: You get a pass on the language here.

Stacy: Honestly, the Joker wouldn’t even do this. This is more of a Mad Hatter move. I’ll probably have to sanitize this in bleach.

Batman and Robin: Yeah.

this is based off a real reddit post and yes that's how she found out he stole her damn leg!

[shy-canadian-snowflake]

We could have had Wade be carried bridal style??? Devastated.

[hegodamask]

How come I know every supposed leak and rumour about The Mandalorian, Skeleton Crew, the Rey movie etc. But when I need a good Andor Season 2 leak it's just *crickets*

[violet-phoenix-nebula]

This is easily the most interesting take I've ever seen discussing why the older generations seem to struggle so much with the discussions and changes with gender identity, and I think it's absolutely worth reading.

Obviously it doesn't cover 100% of intolerant people, but I think it explains a decent chunk tbh.

[wishchip106]

hrrmm got my brain on the magneto: origins movie script

errr spoilers if you ever wanted to read the script for yourself:

for the first part of the movie this was just erik: 🥺😿

he was a tad bit fruity in this movie despite having a wife and child (WHO DIE AGAIN THEY CANNOT CATCH A BREAK)

if you looked hard enough he was flirting with that american agent BRO MOVES ON FAST

and then he was also definitely checking charles out while he played sport you cannot tell me otherwise

if you just changed charles to a girl idk what would’ve stopped the writers from making him the love interest

THEY RAN OUT A BAR GIGGLING AND HOLDING HANDS AFTER BEATING SOME PEOPLE UP WHAT IS THIS

they also worked together to stop a bunch of tanks and i think n*zi’s from invading the hospital charles was working at. They smiled at eachother while doing so wtf

at one point erik went to go meet up (and i think threaten) his ex-boyfriend who kinda betrayed him (american agent) and then proceeded to get arrested but then his current boyfriend came to save him

i kinda lost the plot during the last bit of this

they never really made clear WHY erik became magneto, for the most part of this movie he was more n*zi hunting then avenging his mutant heritage.

like the guy he was hunting down the whole movie did experiment on him cause he was a mutant and at the end he had captured other mutant kids and charles and erik went to go save them

but erik didn’t even interact or think about the mutant kids all he cared about was the scientist guy

it was charles who saved the mutants

just saying charles was pretty cool in this movie he wasn’t entirely limiting his telepathy

im pretty sure erik being a mutant was sidelined in this movie apart from him using his powers every so often

going back a bit but i remember erik saying he had to leave to charles and they were both kinda sad about it and then one the scientist’s lackeys or whatever came to attack erik (he failed) but he told erik they were blowing up the hospital

charles was smart enough to get everyone out before that happened but basically erik came running back and then told charles he was leaving AGAIN he just wanted to make sure pookie didn’t die

theres a lot more to this movie but this was basically what im just thinking about.

[jaime-has-shifted]

Love and Deepspace shifters: how are we feeling about Caleb?

[inseparabiles]

(VIBRATING IMMENSELY)

I want to talk about The Movie but nobody's posted anything I can invade. Do I just have to bite the bullet now and commit to either writing the whole analysis of the gender expression of the twins OUTSIDE some poor fuck's tags, or make the unholy compilation of Caracalla being really horny about blood?

Will either of these things stop me from vibrating?

[dennisboobs]

i scanned all of the always sunny scripts i bought and put em in PDF form, go nuts

[atomicradiogirl]

reddit does not care about the scripts but that’s okay cause they don’t deserve them anyway 🙂‍↕️ they just don’t get the pacific like we do

[charliemwrites]

Apparently I write scripts now?!

(Okay, just one so far, but I’ve got a list and I liked writing it enough that I want to do more)

Here is a Reddit link if anyone is curious.

Also if you have advice/tips/constructive criticism I would love to hear it

[butchjesus]

oh okay. explodes

[usernamecontainsbannedwords]

[shannonsketches]

Every time I talk to a DB fan who doesn't know or doesn't agree that the whole franchise is an adventure comedy first and an action series second I feel insane but then I find an old Toriyama interview,

You made some comedic scenes where you have minor villains Pilaf & co. appear; how did you come up with a balance between laughs and fierce battles? Do you pay attention to the difference between comedy and battle in making a work “entertaining”?

I believe that, when you combine comedy and serious battles, both of them might come alive even more. As for me personally, though, I much prefer drawing dumb jokes to battle scenes.

as a bonus, every time I'm like 'idk I didn't really like most of the DBZ movies prior to Yo Son Goku and Friends Return and BotG,' and get the 'whAAaaT they're so gOOD' (from my brother, tbh askdjs) but they all seemed really Action-Drama and About the Fight Scenes and I'm like 'meh kinda boring tbh' I get to gaze upon,

In the latest movie, Toriyama-san, you participated in the production from the scriptwriting stage for the first time. What is the reason for that? Was there anything you noticed in coming face-to-face with the work after so long?

I was told about a project for Dragon Ball in its first animated film in a long while, and I read the story outline; while the beings “Beerus, God of Destruction” and “Super Saiyan God” (which goes above Super Saiyan) were interesting, the themes were heavy, and I felt that the world was a bit different from Dragon Ball. Rather than telling them about this or that problematic spot, I thought it would be faster if I just wrote it out concretely, and while I had intended just to give them a model―”for example”―my hand wouldn’t stop, and ultimately, I ended up writing almost everything, including the dialogue. I am reflecting on the fact that I did something terribly rude to the scriptwriter.

Akira "It was bad so I fixed it, oops" Toriyama, Absolute Legend

[finalwoman]

my estimation of roman roy as a man just fuckin plummeted

[top-script]

[runebears]

sorry im just thinking about bcs but like. why not add a few smaller scenes of gus interacting with his own men? why does it seem like, in comparison, mike is almost immediately elevated to a higher status than those two in bcs purely because we actually get to see him having normal conversations with gus? like i understand they might not keep the plot moving as well because of the fact obviously if victor is currently doing something it’s because gus told him to etc. but for the most part all of the smaller interactions gus does have with those two ends up being in a somewhat high stress situation where it feels very tense between everyone. and it’s just like damn! is it always like that?? why do those two even care that much about their jobs if their boss is a bit of a dick? etc. i think even an additional scene or two with those guys (either alone or the both of them) talking with gus in a more normal situation could’ve both added a bit more depth into how gus treats his employees (we got a lot with how he treats lyle and co., but not a whole lot with the illegal side of things), how comfortable vic and tyrus feel around him in a calmer setting, and exactly why they both feel the need to be as loyal as they are to the guy.

and also on the other side of this i don't think it'd hurt to maybe elaborate on their pay just a bit..? i'm not saying to randomly put a number out into the atmosphere but i just mean some smaller things like. do they buy nicer things for themselves? what's their housing situation? what's their car situation? are the escalade / yukon their own vehicles or does gus just use those two for business situations? do they use them when they're doing their own stuff off the clock or do they have their own cars? etc. that can also help with understanding their motivations a bit. don't get me wrong i don't think they should be visibly rich or something because that's not what gus would want but just smaller things! cause it's easy to write their loyalty off as Well they probably get paid super well, which i'm sure is true, but if they don't show a single hint of that then what's the point. even something as simple as giving tyrus a nice watch, or maybe victor having a nicer looking gun, etc. something small like that. because as it stands right now the average 41 year old viewer who watched the show once only knows and will only ever know victor and tyrus as those two guys in the background who do random stuff for gus with no clear motivation. just the personification of "On it boss (salute emoji)". and to be honest this is true for a whole lot of fans who do watch the show multiple times and enjoy thinking about it more in depth, because on screen we barely have anything about the two.

and to be clear i'm not trying to say we should have an episode just for them or something like no i understand they're side characters. i understand we don't need all that. and i understand this is also primarily Jimmy's show. but it's not like these two are on the same level as like, arlo or paige and kevin etc. these guys have been around since brba. victor was literally introduced in the same episode gus was. and they are a huge part of gus's story, especially in brba. s4 wouldn't have been what it was without victor and tyrus. and in bcs, ignacio's situation wouldn't have been the same if it weren't for victor and tyrus as well. and i just personally believe that if their goal with gus in bcs was to go back and elaborate on how everything came to be and show what he was like a few years younger, they could've dragged victor and tyrus into that. and i think his character would've benefited from taking that extra step with those two.