#SUGAR... BRO?

[bull3t-f0r-my-v4lentine]

false alarm (???)

[moritashie]

Peter: If I were Peralta, would that make you Holt?

Tony: I'm not gay.

Peter: Wait you're not?

Cue cut scenes from the past few weeks, sitcom style, showing Rhodes and Tony acting very homoerotically

[just-null]

jay u NEED to draw more ino

PLS I BEG YOU HES SO HGHGHGH IN YOUR STYLE...

he's pretty cute!

even his underlying jealousy is pretty cute in how he asks because he goes right back to wanting to know everything about you and your day!

[iamhereinthebg]

I need more of these two interacting AidaIro

[sunderwight]

had a thought of what if Airplane had leaned a little more into the self-insert idea for Luo Binghe when he was still at the early stages of writing, with an end result that Luo Binghe actually Looks Like That because he basically looks like Airplane but with long flowing hair and a more idealized figure

SQQ going "why the fuck did you make his face so pretty???" and Airplane bullshitting about plausibility while trying really hard not to blush. twisting his fingers and scuffing his toe like jeez bro he's not that good-looking...

which of course sets SQQ off because how DARE!?! not 'that' good-looking?!?! just look at him! he's xianxia Helen of Troy with a face that launched a thousand harems! like okay sure with looks like that it does make sense that half the female population was willing to timeshare a marriage with him, but it's also totally unfair to SQQ, who has no recourse against those looks either! and who could? that is the most beautiful face ever!

Airplane's getting flustered. tries valiantly to make the case that objectively speaking Luo Binghe isn't that good-looking, it's just that SQQ is biased, but boy does that not go over well. SQQ has hitched the tattered remnants of his self-perception as a straight man onto the idea that Luo Binghe is just so devastatingly attractive anyone would want to hop into bed with him, and he is not letting go of it, so Airplane is just gonna get wrecked with inadvertent compliments

bonus if the Shang Qinghua look is actually the result of several illusions because when Airplane first transmigrated in, he got the same face too, and foresaw potential problems if the half-demon protagonist turned up looking like him. so he used illusions. he doesn't actually look all that different, in fact! the illusions just make it so that when people see him, they get a strong impression that he's unremarkable, so they don't really register what his face actually looks like and their brains fill in the assumption that he must just be kinda plain

oooh ooh double bonus if the system inserted a behind-the-scenes explanation for it too, which is that Shang Qinghua is actually unwittingly related to Su Xiyan!

and the whole thing comes to light post-epilogue when Shang Qinghua's illusions get stripped away by some monster-of-the-week, while everyone except Mobei Jun has a freak out about why do you look just like Luo Binghe?! (Mobei Jun isn't freaking out because he already figured out how to see past the illusions and just assumed everyone else wasn't mentioning it for some human cultural reason or something) and then Yue Qingyuan calmly explains that Luo Binghe's mom is Shang Qinghua's matrilineal cousin. Shang Qinghua's mother and Luo Binghe's human grandmother were half-sisters.

what? how does Yue Qingyuan know? you think that Cang Qiong doesn't check up on the candidates for the peak lord positions before handing off power, doesn't make sure there are no conflicts of interest or divided loyalties to other sects? what sorts of things do people imagine Qiong Ding's diplomats do? (I don't know either but, for the purpose of this scenario at least some of it is tracking down this stuff -- YQY handled most of it personally for his generation's ascension because he didn't want anyone else digging into his and Xiao Jiu's pasts) anyways, the connection could have been troublesome for its ties to Huan Hua Palace, but by the time it came to light Su Xiyan was deceased and there was no evidence that Shang Qinghua had ever even met her. so it wasn't deemed significant enough to matter, was just made note of and then mostly forgotten

so Shang Qinghua is like "oh THAT is why you kept bringing her up to me back then?!" because at the time he'd just been fully in "haha how would I know anything about the impending plot and the tragedies I am both partly responsible for and powerless to prevent haha that's so funny shixiong I KNOW NOTHING" mode, which luckily at the time was easily read as him just not wanting a dead cousin he never met to tank his chances of securing a promotion

SQQ is floored. he is having issues about this. Shang Qinghua is related to Binghe? Shang Qinghua looks exactly like him?! wait. Binghe has human family? still alive? like grandparents and stuff out there, who might want to meet him...?

Luo Binghe decides to step in at that point because he does not want to meet any more relatives! no more surprise relatives! no!

luckily this distracts Shen Qingqiu from thinking about all of the things he's said to Airplane about Binghe's looks for long enough for Shang Qinghua to flee the scene

[shadow-magpie]

something something those hyperspecfic polls but it's about symblosim I personally enjoy and think about to much

[webbythreads]

ohhh yeah you know what time it is

solo shots

he was the hardest one to make please appreciate him

BONUS sgt hatred

[fdblaize]

doesnt it drive you crazy

how fast the night changes

YUUUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

[qwqika]

I just know hed fuck up a box of these sugar cookies..

I Meant to post this on my birthdayy!! But i forgot... it was on the 8th lol

[limboraptor]

NAW cuz Vanilla Sugar was so goated for this. She may be a little cold and kinda mean BUT she was the ONLY one to apologize to Caviar after the huge argument broke out about his people.

Which is a downright shame too because it shows how little the elders actually listened and cared for what Caviar said.

[optimus-rhyme]

Fuck my stupid Baka life

[tetedurfarm]

finally able to make this gâteau sirop recipe given to me by my mom's old french neighbour, stay tuned to see if it turns out

[goatyuuji]

Now Gojo might be the richest person in the entire world, galaxy, universe but I know he never and I mean NEVER paying when he is out with Geto…

LOOK AT HIM HE ORDERED 6 FUCKING BURGERS AND A LARGE FRY JUST ‘CAUSE GETO WAS PAYING… I KNOW YOUR HUNGRY ASS DOESN’T NEED ALL THAT

[waxflowerexe]

THIS MADE ME SCREAM

Give me cock PLEASE, like bajesus christ (does Christ even have a place here)

SUGAR BABY/SUGAR DADDY TO LOVERS RN??!!

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Suck My Kiss

[writersmorgue]

bakugo katsuki, the simp that you are