#Sativa strains in US

[ganjafarms]

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[dirt-mccracken]

Best thing about working at a dispensary is I've noticed when I fuck up slightly/miss an item people like?? Tip me better? As long as I'm apologetic and get the other teansacti9n going quickly no one has gotten mad at me for that + I just got an extra dollar that way 💖😎 It's like when I do dumb shit it proves I actually use the product and my suggestions are trustworthy lmao

[gorygurl]

smoking weed with the proxies headcanons !! (๑´ㅂ`๑)

notes: first blog post !! ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎⊹ i hope you all enjoy my content, and i cant wait to keep sharing my work with you all !!

warnings/disclaimers: drug use, implied romantic relationships/feelings.

toby !!

toby mellows out like nothing you've ever seen when he's high, truly.

doesn't take him too long to get high; after a few good puffs and a few good coughs, he's usually already past a buzz.

toby talks a lot when he's high and honestly prefers when whoever he's with does the same.

considering how talkative and "in your face" he usually is, it's a comfortable middle ground for him when he's high.

can't usually reach it when he's sober.

he's never one to turn down a smoke. ever.

hence why you two smoke so often in the first place.

blows his own hit into your mouth all the time.

(you taught him that)

gets the munchies soo bad.

you and him go back to the mansion with pink, half-lidded eyes and start opening kitchen cabinets every other day.

instead of asking to wake and bake with you, he's more inclined to go smoke in the dead of night.

he's woken you up oh so many times to smoke at 4am.

to be fair, a lot of the time, it's after a mission. so regardless, you groggily point to your tray and pj's, to which he brings both to you in bed :).

everything is terribly funny to you two when you guys are high.

everyone in the mansion can smell and hear you two.

hoodie !!

if any of the proxies smoke, it's hoodie.

and if any of them were to have weed on them, it's hoodie.

token stoner of the proxies, truly.

isn't a lightweight solely based on experience.

you'll have to roll a couple when you smoke with hoodie.

enough to make sure you two are high and a couple more just to push the envelope.

more of a listener than a talker when he smokes.

he'll nod through puffs and give you small noises of affirmations as you speak, but isn't inclined to go on his own tangents.

knows enough spots to take you to a new one every day if he so pleased.

will always laugh a little harder at your jokes.

you two always find an excuse to sneak away and smoke one together.

so much that it's practically a form of quality time for guys now.

sparks you up whenever he can. it's one of his biggest forms of flattery <3.

exceedingly knowledgeable on strains, so both of you tend to talk about what you like to smoke.

masky !!

masky doesn't smoke too often, to be quite honest.

but fuck does he have a high tolerance.

unlike toby, he's relatively far from being a lightweight.

it takes him about 3 or 4 joints to ease into a really good high.

he honestly runs hoodie for his money. he could smoke him out without even realizing it.

so, of course, you were absolutely fucking appalled when you went to roll another after having just smoked 3 back to back with him.

he admires that you try and keep up, though.

while he doesn't prefer to dominate the conversation when he's smoking, he definitely likes to talk.

loves smoking early in the morning. tempt him with a cup of coffee and a j, and he's aaaall yours.

he always lets you finish whatever is left, out of both courtesy and affection.

masky likes the intimacy of having his own spots, but he's taken you with him plenty of times, as you've done with him.

prefers sativa.

(it's the easiest way for him to be high on a mission.)

after almost every mission, you two will trail off into the woods, one of you already pulling out a lighter.

[strangerqueerthings]

Billy hates the rain.

In San Diego, it rarely rains. The climate there is often called "American Mediterranean," due to the warmer winters and cooler summers, with only 40 days or so of rain a year.

Billy hates the rain because it means being stuck inside. It means not being able to escape Neil, being stuck in the house with him- or later, being stuck inside with him, Susan, and Max. He can only play his music so loud without being yelled out, and it's never loud enough to drown out the screaming between Neil and Susan, and it's always loud enough to bring down Neil's wrath.

It rains a lot more in Hawkins. Not a lot, compared to other places, if you ask around, but it's a lot more than Billy's used to, and he hates it, because it's more time under the same roof as Neil.

Which is why he finds himself in the woods, sitting in the back of Eddie Munson's van, the doors open to let in fresh air as they smoke and share a beer.

He'd just wanted to buy some weed, then drive to an isolated place to smoke in his car and ride out the rain, sober up, then drive home in time to crash, avoiding Neil altogether.

Eddie had surprised him, though.

When Billy had asked for indica, Eddie had lifted a brow.

Everyone asks him for sativa- they want the mind high, the giddiness and the "everything is funny," kind of high that makes them feel good without making them want to faceplant into the floor.

Yet here's Billy Hargrove, the newest bad boy, the new King of Hawkins High, standing in the rain, asking for indica, wanting the full-body stone that makes one sleepy, content, and agreeable before sliding into a well needed sleep.

And he wants to smoke some, sleep it off, then go home.

"Have you ever smoked indica?" Eddie asks.

"It makes you drowsy," Billy shrugs. "I've always had sativa, but I want something a bit more mellow."

"Yeah, sorry, man. I don't know if I can give you a strain you've never smoked- especially if you're gonna drive somewhere by yourself, when you don't know how you're gonna react to it," Eddie replies with a frown.

Billy wants to punch him. He's taking a risk, coming out to buy weed, and from what everyone says about Munson, the less time spent around him, the better. But he sure as hell doesn't want to drive away empty handed- and he sure as fuck doesn't want to go home, or be sober.

When Billy sets his jaw, the tendons in his neck going taut, Eddie expects a swing at his face, but it doesn't come. Billy simply shoves his hands into the pockets of his leather jacket and turns to go back to his car.

"Hey," Eddie says. "Hold up."

Billy glances over his shoulder at him, and when his hair falls off his cheek, Eddie sees the barest hint of a faded bruise, and it clicks.

Hargrove hasn't gotten into a fight- not yet. It'd be all over school if he had- especially since everyone knew Tommy Hagan was the first one to talk about any fights.

"What?" Billy asks, his voice tight.

At that moment, he looks like a sad, wet stray dog afraid of getting kicked, and Eddie can't stand it. He might be a hard ass, but he looks so pathetic, despite the clenched jaw and hard eyes, that Eddie can't send him away. Eddie motions for him to come over, patting the blanket he's spread over the back of his van. "Come on. Free sample, see if you react to it alright. If you do, I'll sell you some, and you can be on your way. How's that sound?"

He can't really say no to that, and sharing a joint with Eddie Munson is better than going home.

So here he is, feeling the tension drain from his body as he leans against the inside of the van, watching the rain fall outside as he and Eddie pass the joint back and forth in companionable silence.

Eddie doesn't ask any questions, doesn't even make small talk, and Billy appreciates it- especially since he can see that Eddie is full of curiosity.

He's also glad Eddie let him have a free try- indica hits him like a sledgehammer. He's not about to fall asleep- his natural anxiety is too strong for that- but he's so relaxed, his limbs so heavy, that the thought of getting up seems like such an insurmountable task that he can't even fathom driving home.

But for the first time in a while, he feels relaxed enough that he can unclench his jaw, lie back against the panel of the van, and just listen to the rain pattering on the metal roof.

Eddie moves to the front of the van and puts the engine in accessory, the tape deck crackling to life. Metallica fills the air, and Billy hums in appreciation as he recognizes the Ride the Lightning album.

"Sorry, was a bit too quiet for my liking," Eddie says, settling back into his spot beside Billy- close enough to pass the joint, but not close enough to touch.

"No, I like it," Billy replies. "Love Metallica."

Eddie gives him a small half grin, and rummages in a cooler beside him. He pulls out a beer and cracks it open, handing it to Billy, who blinks, surprised, but takes it with a soft murmured "Thanks," and he takes a long quaff. It's cold, and smooth, and tastes even better with the indica coursing through his veins.

He and Eddie sip their beer in silence, listening to the rain and Metallica, watching the world start to darken as the sun the sets behind the clouds.

For the first time, Billy doesn't mind the rain.

[damp-gravelove]

When it comes to weed, I feel as though the whole Toxicule would be partaking, but in unique ways that play off of each other! They’d rarely smoke alone, at most two smoke while one is hanging out sober (likely as a designated driver if they have to go somewhere).

Andrew would strike me as a very casual weed smoker, a blunt and a beer is probably enough for him to smoke on his own. He smokes most weed without care for strain or quality aside from indica or sativa. It’s not that he has a low tolerance or hates more elevated highs, it’s just how he relaxes. Without hesitation he’ll take a bong rip if Ashley offers, and some edibles if Julia has some cooked up, but left to his own devices a single blunt is all he’ll take independently. If you’d ask him, it’s because he doesn’t like to take in a whole lot, but in reality he just loves having the weed fed to him by the other two. Shotgunning hits from Ashley until he gets so woozy and giggly that he happily falls into line when a shotgunned hit turns into messy make outs as they grope each other, much to the visual delight of Julia (if she doesn’t decide to join in by wiggling between the two to soak up some of the attention). Not to mention he’s always game to try some of Julia’s edibles, especially when she feeds him some super potent ones, left perfectly serene and pliable so Julia can take in his scent, smelling him up and down before fucking him slow and steady, listening to his whimpers as his body aches for more, desperate to be filled, but with too clouded a mind to form words. To Ashley’s delight though, his tongue is still very useful.

Ashley would be the certified pothead, no doubt about it for me. If the other two need some form of paraphernalia, they ask her first. From wax and dabs to bongs and grinders, concentrates to bud, she’s got at least a bit on hand at all times. She’s typically in the mood for certain strains, but isn’t picky. She collects bongs especially, not only because they’re her favorite method, but because she loves the artistry in it, ESPECIALLY heady rigs (her prized piece is an AKM Anatomy Rig). And she puts the pieces to work, smoking far more than the other two combined in volume. She has to almost be forced to take breaks to allow her tolerance to die down, but she relents usually. When she’s super high, touching at just the right spot can send her into a tizzy. Andrew’s Tdick can make her melt in seconds, and she by the end she always has a hard time recalling how many times she orgasms (that’s probably just the metric ton of weed in her system though. Probably). Julia loves teasing her, especially with surprise gropes. Ashley’s squeak transforming into a moan is Julia’s favorite. If she’s really wanting some action though, Julia knows she’s just pressing a few of the right buttons away before Ashley’s bent over the couch arm, wet and half teasing/half begging Julia to use her. Ashley also loves to tease Julia at how much she’s sniffing her hair, but when you’re having your back blown out being bred by your girlfriend, it isn’t easy to get a word in.

Julia is likely the cannabis scientist of the menagerie. She loves the process of growing and crossbreeding strains, having a grow room in the place they live. She looks into strains to see side effects good and bad and has her bud sorted by what they do. Andy and Leyley find it hard to parse sometimes, but Julia gets all giddy discussing it so they do their best to follow along, even if genetic lineages are complicated and they have no idea what terpenes are. Julia actually smokes the least by a decent margin, instead dedicated to making edibles, though she does smoke with the other two. She’s made a good array of edibles, of course the classics like gummies and cookies and brownies, but she experiments a lot and usually the results are quite good! Andrew and Ashley still have not a damn clue how someone makes garlic bread edibles, but it was good! Whenever Julia’s particularly high, her love of scents is exacerbated and their effect on her is tenfold, to the point where getting off may not even require stripping. Andrew is especially potent for this, and if he lets her sneak into his sweater and into his armpit, she’ll be clawing at him and drooling as she makes a mess in her panties, shivering and throbbing as she fully imbibes him, and while Andrew doesn’t get off to this more one sided act, he absolutely finds it hot. Ashley loves to be more bratty about it, teasing Julia for being a freak with how much Julia gets off to smells, but when they’re both staining underwear with grinding on each other, Ashley can’t hide how cute she finds it that Julia loves her hair. One time Andrew and Ashley ambushed her with tank tops they worked out in after she was nice and high and they had to stop her from falling with how weak her knees got. ~<3

[zzoomacroom]

Fic: Fiddler's Green Cannabis and Vape

For @4typercent

Chapters: 1/?

Fandom: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling

Characters: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Hob Gadling, Matthew the Raven, Fiddler's Green | Gilbert, Mervyn Pumpkinhead

Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, Fluff, Light Angst, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafes, Alternate Universe - Cannabis Shops & Dispensaries, Marijuana, Drug Use, Recreational Drug Use, Medicinal Drug Use, Mervyn-Typical Homophobia, Meet-Awkward, Dream is kinda bad at social interaction, Hob is just really stoned, this is extremely stupid just fyi

Summary:

"So what are we looking for today?"

"Um...pot?"

"Well, you've come to the right place. Flower, extracts, edibles, disposable vapes...what are we thinkin', chief?"

"What's the kind you roll into a joint and smoke?" Hob asked, feeling more ignorant with every passing second.

Matthew snickered dopily at that and said, "So that's gonna be the flower. We only sell our house brand, Dreaming Premium, but I'm telling you, man, it's the dankest shit imaginable. Most of the strains we carry were cultivated by the owner and master grower—that's who I was talking to just now, dude's an absolute wizard at creating new strains even though he like, barely ever smokes. Indicas, sativas, hybrids—you name it, we got it." Matthew must have noticed Hob's eyes glazing over again because he added, "You have smoked before, right bro?"

"Oh—uh, yeah, totally. Big time stoner. Love the chronic," Hob stuttered, cringing inwardly and hoping he used those terms correctly.

Continue reading on ao3:

Edit: chapter 2 is now up

[dxrkskixs]

•you are…ecstasy•

Sal fisher x gn!reader

cw: drug use | use of marijuana | use of LSD | drugged sex | druggy fluff | light fluff |

Y/N was sprawled out across sal’s couch, legs twisted up in each other as they scrolled through their phone waiting for their boyfriend to come home. sure they waited whenever he went to go to his dealer but today felt rather taxing and felt like it was taking forever.

they lightly sighed through their nose as they got up and took a moment to stretch, their back and knees popping as they extended themselves to do so. They went into sal’s room before opening their shared nightstand which has pre-rolled joints inside a container just so things weren’t too disorganized. they pulled out a lighter from their hoodie pocket and lit their joint as an orange ember on the end glowed as they breathed in.

smoke filled their lungs and mouth, a nice feeling as their throat heated up a bit before getting used to the smoke. Y/N began to walk back out to the living room before the door slightly rattled and opened up, Y/N just sat back down on the couch and watched their assumed boyfriend open the door and they were right. “Welcome back, why’d it take so long?” Y/N asked before taking another puff and made a ghost with the smoke before inhaling it back in again.

“Hey babe…yeah sorry, dude tried to up the price for his hash and acid right in front of me but i’d like to think I pride myself on my charisma” his slight new jersey accent practically had Y/N giddy where they sat, “oh you got acid this time?” they asked getting up as they pulled him towards the couch, “hell yeah! I haven’t gotten the chance to get any in a minute so this’ll be cool and I wanted you to try it with me so I got a little extra.”

he put down his bag as he pulled out about 3 containers that held weed in them and about two sheets of lsd on the coffee table in front of them, “so you wanna get high before we get tripped up or you wanna go straight into it?” sal spoke as Y/N inhaled what seemed to be the last of their joint as they leaned over sal slightly and unbuckled the bottom half of his prosthetic, and lifted it up slightly exposing his mouth as they pressed their lips onto his disposing of the smoke inside their mouth into his. Y/N took the time to unbuckle the top strap of his prosthetic as well which revealed his beautiful face, which his long messy blue hair only complimented all the more, “what strain did you get?” they announced as they stared into their lovers eyes (eye i guess?). “They’re all hybrids, I know sativa tends to make you more relaxed when it should make you more energized but I know you also like that energized feeling so i thought might as well right?” they couldn’t help but smile as they heard him talk so passionately about such a small thing.

“Well go ahead and roll one and let’s see how fucked up we can get.” Y/N said as the two giggled for a bit before getting on with their business, the acid had a cute little heart imprinted on them which Y/N admired for a second before cutting out two squares for each of them. sal reached into Y/N’s pocket casually taking their lighter “don’t you have your own?!” they said playfully sounding hurt by the fact their lighter was stolen in broad living room light.

“Mine doesn’t have any more gas so i’m using yours, what’re you gonna do about it hm?” his teasing tone was accompanied by a devilish smile, Y/N simply took one of the cut outs of acid as they held it with their index finger and thumb before lightly holding sal’s jaw “open up for me would you?” they said reciprocating that same smile back at him. He stuck his tongue out as they pressed the acid onto his tongue as a very slight and mild bitter taste rushed across his mouth but went away as fast as it came.

a few minutes passed before he lit up his joint and took a hit, his skin had already began to feel more sensitive but that was only the beginning as smoke flew into his lungs. Y/N had already put the acid onto their tongue a little bit ago as they let the drug settle “how’s it feel babe?” Y/N spoke softly resting their head on his shoulder and wrapping an arm around his waist. “fuckin’ dope, take a hit babe” sal said as he took one last puff before passing it over to Y/N.

they inhaled as the two different strains made themselves apparent as the feeling was rather different compared to earlier, “this shits nice…” the two sat together for a few minutes simply taking in each other’s company before sal lightly bumped his partners shoulder “come up” he patted his lap as they couldn’t help but oblige as they made themselves cozy as they straddled him.

“You just gonna stare or you gonna kiss me” Y/N said as they put the halfway smoked joint on the table “someone’s needy” he replied taking a handful of their hair and pushing them into his lips. His hands felt very warm against Y/N head, warmer than usual and as they grabbed his hips sal could almost feel their hands and the material from his hoodie almost separately. Everything had begun to become extremely sensitive and sal’s hair had become more vibrant than what is usually is. The warm light in the living room and all the furniture seemed to have its own outline per say as well as some kind of peppery filter as sal looked around when he had the chance too.

The two only stopped when they needed to catch their breath, sal pulled away not to breath in lost air but instead stared into Y/N’s now dilated eyes “can I fuck you?” his question sounded breathy but made them practically shiver on the inside as a small laugh made it’s way out “yeah…fuck yeah babe!” a grin was plastered on both of their faces.

sal lifted Y/N off of him as he put them down on the couch as he began to straddle them instead, his ripped jeans and underwear came off rather quickly as he threw his belt god knows where he’ll get it later. Y/N took off their hoodie and shirt that was underneath as sal helped with their pants and underwear as well, it was weird being so sensitive to the fabric as it was pulled away which also included the small gush of cold air as it washed over them, they rubbed their thigh in means to keep a little warm.

sal looked down at his cock as he accumulated some spit on it for some on the spot lube, “if it’s too much just- just tell me and i’ll slow down okay?” Y/N nodded before pulling out their legs from under him and spread them open giving him more room to work. sal pushed himself in at the sight of the invitation which was practically euphoric, sure it was a lot already when off the drugs but the LSD made everything so much more apparent so feeling every inch of sal inside was no exaggeration.

“oh- oh…s-shit!” Y/N cursed out with a moan attached to it, sal’s mouth was tucked into a fine line as he must’ve also felt just how sensitive it is. He picked up his speed rather quickly which was an ecstatic feeling to say the least, sal’s hands rested on Y/N’s upper body which was so contradictory from what they were feeling inside, so many different sensations were going through the two before sal let out a pretty apparent whine.

his pace faltered ever so slightly before continuing “i’m close…fuck i’m so close” as his pace quickened so did how hard he clashed against Y/N’s body, they had already put their balled up hands against their face to hide it from all the pleasure going through them. As much as sal wanted to see their face he was too entranced by the feeling of themselves tightening around him.

He pulled out rather quickly before finishing off with his hand as he came across Y/N’s stomach, both him and Y/N’s grunts and moans were filling the room as the two had reached rapture together. sal was breathing rather hefty as he leaned and rested his forehead against Y/N’s. Y/N’s breathing was shaky and a bit sporadic before the two began to calm down from their dopamine high.

“You’re pure fuckin’ ecstasy you know that?” Y/N muttered out as they stared into sal’s eyes “and you’re my favorite drug of all” he responded as the two fucked the night away.

[phinilez]

[sillystargirll]

MW2 boys on the Zaza 🍃

I gotta stay highhhhhhhh~

a bit of NSFW

He isn't fond of smoking weed, but if he's with you, he'll try it in a safe place.

you both stay indoors in a private condo you both share.

Once the za starts kicking in you both look from the balcony and the sight of the city lights to the night sky.

He will tell you to get on the bed, you think he wants to engage in sexual activity but no he will spoon you from behind and whisper in your ear telling you "I love you" or "your my girl"

once he's high his true colors show he will open up to you and get affection with you and gets all cuddly. He's a touch-starved man so you give him what he wants.

he will zone out a lot like he will be talking to you normally but out of nowhere he will zone out for like a good ass minute and then talk as if nothing happened.

he will ask if his eyes are red or not but by the time you look at him his eyes are hella red and baggy, you laugh at him but then put his eyes drops

he will say he feels glitchy asf and feels every time he closes his eyes he feels like he teleported which you just laugh and understand.

Oh he will start saying his cravings he'll crave some fruit something juicy like pineapple, mango, or watermelon.

Once he gets his cravings he will say "This is the fucking best thing I tasted"

"Better than my pussy" you say cheekily with a grin.

"Care to give me a taste to refresh my memory" he will say

In the end he will eat you out like a starving man forgetting about the fruit he was devouring now devouring your pussy, he will get sloppy and dirty with you.

Bonus= he likes to smoke it but using your pen. Oh and the strain he will use will be Hybrid getting best of both worlds

He will be already on board even before mentioning it.

Instead of chilling indoors you both decide on the outdoors of the backyard of the house you both share.

you both smoke a joint sharing it back and forth till it finishes

He will get a bit quiet the first few minutes but then will fucking get talkative.

he will be hyper asking you if you want to play hide and seek, which you found silly and play along since you were high out of your mind.

to see who is "It" you guys would put one foot out and you would do "bubble gum bubble in a dish" rhyme even though you have to have at least five people to do it, but you don't care.

Soap ends up begin the seeker and you are the hider so he gives you 40 seconds to hide, you go back to the house and hid in a closet of the guest bedroom. you know you got this in the bag since he is rarely in the guest bedroom.

you didn't even last five minutes due to him singing "bubble gum bubble in a dish" rhyme around the house while finding you. you started to laugh out loud from the guest bedroom.

As soon as Soap heard you, he immediately raced upstairs, entered the room, moved toward the closet, picked you up, threw you onto the bed, and then climbed on top of you.

"No fair, you made me laugh" You giggle nonstop as your eyes and his eyes met now officially reaching your peak your eyes and his are bloody red, and obvious that you both are high

"I got you fair and square lass, now my reward?"

you slowly unbutton your shirt in front of him and reveal your lacy bra in front of him "Then come and claim it" you say seductively

He leans down to your lips kissing you roughly and passionately his hands roaming all over your body and devouring you, At the end the both of you having sex in the guest bedroom going at it till the evening

After your steamy session he asks you if you want to smoke another joint and order take out.

to which you agree and give him a kiss.

Bonus: He likes to roll up joints cause he thinks it's cool. He will also start to grow it in your garden which you don't mind. His go to strain is Sativa

This man wanted to see what the hype was all about with this, So he had asked you to bring some since he wanted to try it.

at first he was puzzled since he thought it was to smoke it to but no was faced with two gummy worms.

"I thought it was in a cigar" he looked at the gummies studying it

"Their edibles honey" you giggle giving him one which he ate it so do you.

30 minutes After consuming the edibles he instantly melted onto the couch, These so-called "edibles" were doing its magic it was like all his stress was gone, he gently threw his head back in the pure bliss of relaxation.

he felt like he was gonna die in peace and he was fine with it.

you took note of this and rubbed your thighs together you were also feeling euphoric since the gummies were fully kicking in.

you slowly without drawing yourself attention got in between his legs rubbing your hands up and down slowly. he moaned at your touch which you smiled, you then slowly unzipped his pants, and pulled down his boxer revealing his cock to you You licked the tip, and stroked him with your hands before starting to suck. He let out a small, deep moan and pushed farther down your throat until you were all the way down. 

You swirled your tongue around a little bit, making him moan a little louder.

You could taste some precum, so you sped up a little, and started moving along with him, urging him to go faster.

He was moaning loudly and throbbing now, so you knew he was close. You pressed your tongue tighter against him, and he came, filling your throat with his warm seed.

"That was fucking amazing dear" he looked at you with red and baggy eyes.

after that amazing blowjob he gets Cotton's mouth and gets up fixes up his pants and goes to the kitchen to grab water, as grabs a cup and puts it into the fridge's water filter, he's never felt so refreshed the cool feeling of the water drenching his throat, just as he"s about to put the cup down. he starts laughing at a silly picture that the both of you took at your nephew's birthday

You never took him to be laughing this much sure it was a chuckle or two, but cackling in laughter also had you in tears.

Bonus: after his little "experiment" he secretly goes to the dispensary and gets Indica

You both had agreed to smoke together and do some edibles since you both had the night off.

you both went to your local dispo to gather the goodies and made it back home.

you ate the gummies one each and sat on the front porch of your house

you both hit the pen passing it back and forth and talking about how was your day, then Gaz had the sudden urge to listen to music he asked if you can both listen to music, you grab your AirPods handing him an earbud

logging into Spotify you both started playing some good songs from the 2000's

but one song that had you screaming on the top of your lungs was "clumsy" by Fergie luckily you guys lived in a small cabin house in the woods so any type of disturbed to other wouldn't be a problem

he was really giggly with you and was hugging you as you both listen to some music.

you look into his eyes and see that their completely red you both are faded as hell but enjoy the ride.

he feels like he's is floating on a cloud and is slowly has an in n out body experience he enjoys it but when you look at him he is spacing out really bad which you laugh finding it too funny

the next song play that completely switches the mood, its really sexual you both didn't plan getting all sexual on each other but this song did the job for you both.

"So what now" You stroke his thigh softly with your hand

his eyes meet yours.

"Go upstairs sweetheart" he smacks your ass which you were turned on and you did what you were told.

Just before he goes back into the house he takes one last hit of his pen and goes upstairs.

Bonus: He secretly smokes around the base and loves to bake goodies with the za.

[mattsdae]

matt hcs : 420 edition

totally based off of these gifs

- first of all, probably has been smoking since he was in highschool

- became a total stoner during college but stopped bc he wanted to be ‘mature’ (started smoking again a month later)

- used to smoke anything and everything

- zero regard for safety and will take a toke off of a strangers joint

- claimed purple haze was his favorite (it’s the only strain he knows)

- became a purist when he started making good money and could afford more expensive strains

- claims the more expensive ones are better even though they all feel the same to him

- sativa conniseur

- the type of dude that smokes before a workout

- has probably took one too many hits off his pipe and started landscaping

- stopped being a purist in the 2010’s (he realized that he honestly didn’t care what it was as long as it got him high)

- probably takes a hit off of his one hitter after a long day to put him in a better mood

- kind of a horny thought but he’s the type to do that slow exhale where all the smoke slowly escape his mouth in ribbons

- tried to do a smoke trick once but he coughed so hard that he threw up

- could easily afford pre-rolls, but finds rolling a joint to be very relaxing (almost more than the actual weed)

*nsfw warning* gets super horny when high. like he thinks he’s hot shit

- srry i just had to say it lol

- always has a shit eating grin on his face

- probably really good to smoke for the first time with

- just bc he knows weed really well and would know how to calm you down if you panic

- he’s also really hot when he’s high

- eyes half-lidded, cheeks all rosy, maybe a raspier voice if he coughs real hard

- total hottie

[whoopsieintheuniverse]

Getting..."Elevated"...with the Phantom Troupe

CW: dr00g use, "leaf", the phantom troupe, chrollo, MDNI

this was so funny to make and ngl i have been ruminating on it for 3 days. all of this is canon to ME

Chrollo - Philosopher smoker. No surprise there. What is surprising is that he does not entertain deeper questions while stoned. They freak him out. Instead, he focuses on more "shower thoughts" like thinking. "How do we know blue is blue?" "Do pufferfish know that they can puff?" Please give him an answer, he will not be satisfied until he receives one.

Feitan - PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Feitan has strands that no one has ever seen before, and they sound dangerous. He smokes stuff like "Heartstopper" and "Trainwreck" and lets people smoke with him without letting them know that they are in for a ride. Phinks has been a victim of Fei's favorite: "Double Homicide." Everyone is convinced that that particular one might be laced with something harder.

Phinks - Munchies, munchies, and more munchies. He is hungry when he's high. Edibles make his head hurt, but Phinks can and will out-smoke you. The only problem is he will smoke at any time when offered, no questions asked... which gets him in trouble sometimes. ((Feitan...))

Machi - No thanks. She doesn't smoke anything other than cigarettes. Machi is a pretty okay trip sitter for the most part, as long as you don't start freaking out. Then, you're on your own. ((Looking at you Nobunaga))

Franklin - Sleeper. Takes nap after nap until the weed is out of his system. He doesn't really care about strain or type because he's out like a light regardless. Prefers edibles if he wants to have a good time or stay up a bit longer, and often smokes to sleep.

Nobunaga - Bless him. He overestimated himself one time with Feitan and Phinks. Greened out something fierce. Hates it now. Is the best trip sitter, however. He's cheerful and willing to do whatever, especially if you're too zoned out to focus on much.

Uvogin - Uvo can never get his doses right. He either greens out or doesn't get anything out of it at all. He will sometimes get a little lucky with edibles, but honestly, he prefers to trip sit. Likes watching people freak out a bit.

Bonolenov - Bonolenov is familiar with weed, bit doesn't partake himself. Likens it to an herb his tribe ate after a successful battle. Trip sitter by chance but will not realize if you're greened out.

Pakunoda - Will relax with a little teeny tiny bby joint but will not overdo it. Only does indica, she's a lady, dammit.

Shizuku - Shizuku can and will finish the blunt because she forgets to pass all. the. time. Nightmare to have in rotation. She and Phinks always walk away with the lighters too.

Shalnark - Opposite of Pakunoda. Only does Sativa. Has a habit of getting stoned and finishing games, only to not remember a lick of it when he sobers up.

Hisoka* - Surprisingly, he is the most chill about it. Does not smoke often, but when he does, he is usually in one of his rooms in the Heavens Arena. Uses a bong, and it stays clean. Tried to smoke with Illumi... and it is one of his few regrets.

Illumi* - Did not and does not see the point. To stop Hisoka from whining one day, Illumi indulged. Smoked up all the clown's stock and said he didn't feel anything, but the way he ate Hisoka out of house and home begged to differ. c

[goodmorningnona]

alright, ive had bipolar disorder for like six years already and though medication helps prevent manic behaviors, the mania doesn't actually go away, so here are some of the ways ive hacked my mania so i dont just snort a bunch of coke at a dive bar:

1. feeling spendy? take yourself to the dollar store, thrifting, or buy off of a list of "nice to haves"! set aside physical cash in the amount you can spend so you dont overspend (or at least prevent yourself from overspending as much as possible), or try only bringing a certain amount of bags to carry the goods and limit yourself to that amount of bags.

2. have too much energy and/or feel really frustrated or irritable? GYM. GYM GYM GYM. i dont care if youre not normally a gym person, go to the gym. if you dont have access to a gym, go for a run. if you cant run or go to the gym, shadow box in your house/backyard. throw pillows around your bed, jump on it, kick your legs like youre having a tantrum. let yourself slam doors. if you have access to some under-used concrete like a shitty parking lot or a driveway, break those dishes you dont even like (just clean up the glass after).

3. feeling creative? dont go buy another new hobby, pick up one of the ones youve tabled for so long! keep a list to remind yourself of your hobbies for when youre manic- looking at it may get you excited!

4. want to completely change your life, quit your job and move to a different country? move some furniture, do some reorganizing, clean the house, or throw out some stuff you dont need anymore. for this i like to put on those cleaning/reorganization shows or organizing video compilations on in the background to get me pumped up.

5. feeling restless? go to a new place. for this i say it depends on the level of restlessness what the solution is. mild restlessness (aka "urghhh im bored") calls for a walk/drive in a new direction/one you usually dont go in (NOT A ROAD TRIP, you manic motherfucker). moderate to severe restlessness (aka "there's nothing to DO IM GONNA BITE SOMETHING") calls for going to a new place, like a museum, library, even a waterfront you haven't been to before.

6. wanna do a bunch of drugs and/or party? hang out with some friends instead. if you normally do some drugs (cigarettes weed alcohol), do them around friends who know your situation so you dont overdo it. and i say only those three drugs because dear god, everything else will just make you more manic. note: be careful with some strains of weed while manic, particularly sativa-dominant- they can cause more mania and hallucinations.

7. racing thoughts? DRAW. even if youre not an artist or cant draw worth a shit, DRAW. manic drawings are actually a whole thing in psychology and are SO COOL TO LOOK AT. I even have a tattoo of a drawing i did while manic! just let your hands move freely on the page with whatever tools you feel like using.

a lot of these tactics can be swapped out with each other depending on what helps your moods. if reorganizing when youre restless helps, then great! if when you wanna change your life you go to a new place, awesome. whatever works for you! these are just some ideas. i keep this list pinned on my phone so that when im manic i remember.

if you have any suggestions, please add them!

[saqati]

🌿 a pot guide (for the mentally ill)

hello baby weedwhackers, today we’re gonna have a quick run down on smoking and ingesting pot, the effects on the body and mind with a focus on how it works for mentally ill and neurodivergent folks!

 wtf is weed anyway?

weed, cannabis, marijuana, mary jane etc. is a psychoactive drug derived from the cannabis plant. the two main chemicals in it are thc, the chemical that actually gets you high and works on the mind to create a feeling of euphoria, relaxation, and sensory perception differences. the other main chemical is cbd, which works more on the body to bring pain relief, relaxation, and to lower sleep. cbd on its own will not get you high, and extracts and oils are over-the-counter in a lot of places for sleep and pain relief.

categories of weed!

categorizing weed is like an umbrella term. weed is usually put in three categories depending on what type of cannabis plant it comes from - indica, sativa, and hybrids. indica is higher in thc than cbd, and is most commonly used for deep relaxation and pain relief. ironically, although it’s dominant in thc which is the psychoactive chemical, people refer to it as a “body high” as your sensory perception will change how your body and environment is registered. sativa is higher in cbd than thc, and is most commonly used recreationally as it can have you feeling energized and creative. hybrids are any kind that is a mix of both, and can be indica dominant or sativa dominant.

below these three categories, we have strains. strains are like the specific “flavour” of indica, sativa, or hybrid. different strains can hold different properties, like actual flavours such as earthy or lemony, and psychoactive effects like making someone sleepier or happier. it’s recommended to not stick with one specific strain as you can grow a tolerance to that strain specifically.

ingesting and smoking

so now that that’s out of the way, let’s talk about the common consumption methods. the most popular would be joints which is weed rolled up like a cigarette, and bongs are glass or silicone beaker or tube shaped filtration devices for smoking. you put a smaller glass tube in the side called a downstem in it, and you would put the bowl (a literal small bowl with a hole in the bottom, sometimes with a screen) in it, then put the weed and/or other herbs in the bowl. the smoke filters through the water in the bong leading to a cleaner and smoother smoking experience, although it can be harsher as a bong rip can equal to three puffs of a joint at once. bongs are my personal favourite as you can get higher with less weed, but it’s more inconvenient as you have to store it, clean it, and are more likely to get sick from a big bowl.

another option if smoking just really doesn’t sound appealing would be edibles. edibles are made by heating up weed so the thc activates and putting it in something else, most commonly treats like brownies or cookies, but can also be in butter, pasta dishes, sodas, mouth sprays, and basically anything that you could potentially infuse with cannabutter (weed butter). edibles provide a stronger and longer high and will take away the stench of weed smell (because when you smoke it, that shit will stay on your clothes). however, the commitment of only eating a little bit and waiting for the high can be inconvenient for some, causing them to eat way more than they should and getting scarily high. eating edibles will also not take away the risks of developmental issues from smoking, it will only take away the effects it has on your lungs.

okay, cool, but why?

people consume pot for a lot of different reasons. for some, it’s medical, and cannabis can help with depression, anxiety, nausea and chronic pain. for others it’s recreational, and they only consume it socially or to have a fun creative time. some people only take it for sleep or to wind down. it can also be apart of spiritual practices, specifically indigenous herbal healing and rituals.

cbd and thc has been proven to, if taken correctly, lower blood pressure, reduce inflammation, prevent withdrawal or relapse of addictions such as drinking or self-harm, treating gastrointestinal illnesses, preventing seizures, fighting cancer cells, and so so much more.

what are the risks?

naturally, with any drug, there can be serious consequences if you don’t engage responsibly. short term effects can include foggy memory, reaction time, concentration issues, confusion, and fatigue, which can make dissociative and neurodivergent disorders significantly harder to manage. long term effects can include risk of addiction, affecting your critical thinking skills, permanently damaging intelligence, and cause physical issues like bronchitis, lung infections, mucus buildup, and chronic cough.

specifically those with dopamine deficiencies and impulsive tendencies, such as those with bpd, adhd, autism, bipolar, schizophrenia, and schizoaffective are way more likely to become dependent. despite popular belief, marijuana itself is not addictive -- it’s the way the brain becomes accustomed to it that produces a feeling of addiction and dependency. additionally, if your family has a history of psychosis and you’re predisposed to it, any consumption of cannabis can have the risk of giving someone lifelong psychosis.

suggestions

those who are worried about psychosis should stay away from sativa. since it energizes you and can make you anxious, psychosis is much more likely to be triggered.

those who are low income should consider bongs over joints. joints could be drenched or broken and can take around a gram to roll. bongs can be any size, and as you can keep your flower separate from your bong you wouldn’t have to worry about losing it or getting it wet.

i hope you enjoy these tips, and consume responsibly!

- sa’qati (he/they)

[emmettkellyboomer]

Ezekiel: Homeschooled so never had the opportunity to until he was on Total Drama and smoked with Tyler at Playa Des Losers. Now he eats that shit up. Sprinkles in on his food like it’s a seasoning. Goes rabid over some good kush.

Eva: No. Absolutely not. She would never do anything that would get in the way of her training. Izzy probably tricked her into eating a pot brownie once and she freaked the fuck out. Has not forgiven Izzy since.

Noah: Smokes once in a while but isn’t too into stoner culture. Prefers Indica dominant hybrids.

Justin: I can’t see him smoking weed but he probably does some super hard drugs once he makes his big break modeling. He probably judges his stoner castmates for smoking weed or eating edibles meanwhile he’s snorting cocaine for breakfast.

Katie: Does smoke once in a while, but only with Sadie.

Tyler: Doesn’t let a lot of people know he smokes because he thinks it’ll get in the way of his athleticism, but he does smoke pretty often. He’ll buy edibles off of Geoff and take them before going to games--not one’s he’s participating in--and those gummies will turn him into the best cheerleader anyone’s ever seen.

Cody: Really wants to but is too scared. I don’t think he realizes how many of his fellow TDI castmates are stoners and would help him through his first time. The first time he did smoke weed, he was with our favorite Team E-Scope! With Eva babysitting and Izzy bringing the weed, he was set for the ride of his life.

Beth: She doesn’t like the smell so she’s never wanted to smoke. She had to pick up Lindsay from a party once where she got too high so she has a reputation for being really responsible around drugs.

Sadie: Does smoke once in a while, but only with Katie. Prefers edibles but hasn’t had any in a while.

Courtney: Would never admit to smoking. Would not have even dared to step near a dispensary if it hadn’t been for Bridgette smoking her up for the first time. Duncan was only slightly pissed she was willing to smoke with Bridgette before she was willing to smoke with him, but now that she’s more comfortable being high she’ll smoke with him and Gwen every so often. The first time she smoked though...oh she was so paranoid. Bridgette had no idea what to do so she called Geoff in a panic.

Harold: Used to be so disgusted by weed. He was turned off by it for the longest time because he associated it with people who picked on him like Duncan. But after a couple years of judging his friends for partaking he finally went to a party where he joined a nightmare blunt rotation of Duncan, Gwen, Team E-Scope, Lindsay, and Sierra. He took one hit, not thinking it would do anything, and he was high as a kite. Now he smokes on the weekends.

Trent: Smokes after shows with his band mates but he’s the “responsible one” so he never goes too hard.

Bridgette: Smokes every day. She’ll go to classes/work high and deals to all of her friends. She knows her terminology well and is able to recommend what strains are best.

Lindsay: Smokes occasionally if she’s at a party but does not like smoking alone. She has never bought weed in her entire life.

DJ: Was also very scared the first time he smoked. He was with Geoff, Bridgette, and Duncan and the three of them coached him through it and told him everything he should expect. Now he’s a pro at different smoking tricks. He’ll pull a french inhale and everyone he’s smoking with will freak out over how cool it looks. Even so, he doesn’t smoke too often.

Izzy: Regularly take edibles and always insists on going on adventures with Noah and Eva. Owen and Cody sometimes tag along too. Izzy prefers sativa because she hates feeling drowsy and loves the hyper feeling it gives her. She has an edible subscription box which sends her different gummies every month.

Geoff: Never not high. He hasn’t been sober in ages and he’s living his best life. He makes brownies and other baked good edibles for every party he throws and he’s infamous for how delicious they are. Everyone buys from him and Bridgette but he gives his friends discounts because he’s such a good friend.

Leshawna: She’s the responsible one. She’d rather watch over her friends and make sure they’re safe then actually smoke in a big group of people. She’d absolutely smoke one-on-one with Gwen or Harold but not in a big setting.

Duncan: Smokes all the time with Gwen and will join Geoff and DJ from time-to-time. Once Courtney starts smoking he’ll have weed on him at all times just in case she actually does want to smoke. He’d never miss the opportunity to smoke up his princess. He loves indulging in stoner culture and will attend music festivals and cannabis conventions just to meet the people there.

Heather: Does not smoke. Tried it once. Hated it. She secretly judges people like Bridgette who smoke on the regular. But she pretends not to care.

Gwen: Smokes pretty often with Duncan but really prefers edibles. She loves gummies and will buy brownies from Bridgette and Geoff on the regular. Favorite stoner activity is listening to music and staring at her ceiling.

Owen: Yes. Loves it. Doesn’t smoke regularly but will at parties. He’s the life of the party whenever he takes a bong rip or pops a gummy bear. Everyone loves being around him when he’s stoned. He’s just a very uplifting, happy guy.

Sierra: She smokes CONSTANTLY. She’s writes her blog posts after taking a hit and has to check them the next morning for typos. She used to be very against smoking because she was convinced she would screw up her brain beyond repair, but now she has a joint or her vape on her at all times.

Alejandro: Does not smoke. He doesn’t like what it does to his head so he usually ends up people watching with Heather at parties and making snarky comments about all of their stoned friends. Luckily everyone is too high to notice the flirty tension between them.

[weirdmageddon]

you aren't in canada by chance? because i do have some experience ordering online in canada. As far as strains go, it's probably going to be more of personal preferences, other than the classic indica v sativa divide. As far as dosing goes, what was the dosage on your 1:1 gummies, and how did you enjoy them?

no i’m not in canada i’m in florida

i dont have 1:1 gummies, i never tried 1:1 THC-CBD

my edible experience has exclusively been

1.) gummies from nicks nugs (10mg Δ9 THC & 75mg CBD per gummy) though i cut it into quarters and dose based on vibes, never really a full gummy at a time. that ratio is 1:7.5, not 1:1. im not sure if it’s indica, sativa, or hybrid but i assume it’s primarily indica? they were from my friend and she uses them to sleep so i assume it’s primarily indica. but dosing wise i usually go for half to three quarters of a gummy with these parameters. half a gummy is 5mg THC & 37.5mg CBD. three quarters is 7.5mg THC & 56.25mg CBD.

2.) my neighbor also let me try a indica-sativa hybrid 5mg Δ9 THC cookie with no CBD and i liked the feel i got from it a lot. it felt new, like when i got high for the first time and my endocannabinoid receptors were THC virgins. it was more uplifting, i suppose with the greater bit of sativa mix in there. CBD seems to dampen or mediate the effects of THC so it also felt stronger than half a gummy (5mg) of nick’s nugs but it was good.

but the thing is i dont wanna take weed to go to sleep, but the friend who gave me them is very energetic and they help sedate her, and those nick’s nugs make me sleepy. i suppose finding the right strain for me is about figuring out what i like or want out of the high?

i like:

the sensory component of THC

having 60 fps interpolation for my sensory neurons and proprioception. the way music sounds, the way things look like they’re in 4K on my phone when im under the blanket

associative mental activity with physical relaxation

the infectious “2am at a sleepover” type of giggles

mild tactile hallucinations / hug feeling at higher doses

enhanced pareidolia

probably more i cant think of

i could do without:

being couchlocked

having munchies since im trying to lose weight (but i often fall asleep before i can even eat anything with nick’s nugs lol)

the next day “hangover” (sleepiness) where i’m not as alert

idk what concoction of terpenes would be for me

[emptypothead]

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