#Shower thots

[env0]

/ It's all about the framing \

[t3acupz]

you know that scene where hannibal gets his blood drawn and that health insurance guy implies that hannibal might have hiv. it got me thinking about where hannibal fucks around with other men and it’s totally the pool where matthew tried crucifying him. he goes there after work. the place is super empty. he probably meets men there every once in a while to get his rocks off.

[floral-ashes]

I’d like to point out that if someone accidentally loses a tooth as a result of shower sex, that’s probably criminal in Alberta. But not someone losing a tooth from being punched in the face as part of a boxing match.

I don’t know about you, but that does feel a bit weird.

[daisy-day-4-u]

I want daddy to watch me take a shower 🩷

I mean think about it. You're leaning against the sink holding my towel waiting for me to finish, like you would do for a child who needs help or you don't quite trust to do it right. But when I notice you're staring at me through the glass door I start teasing you by doing things like suggestively washing my body, stroking the shampoo bottle like I would your cock or bending down so my little pussy slit is revealed. So as you wait for me to be done you free your heavy cock it's already hard as you begin to lazily stroke it. But the more I tease the more your cock throbs, your grip tightens and pace picks up. At some point I take the teasing too far, maybe I start begging for help or I slip a few fingers in my wet pussy. But what ever it is in that moment your balls clench and the desire to fuck your cum deep inside me takes over and you lung forward. I only have a few seconds to register your sudden change before I am being used and abused by a daddy who is intent on showing what happens when I'm a slut.

I think that sounds fun 🥰😈

[halseyscomett]

*appears in your dream* yeah hey sorry, i tried calling but you didn’t pick up

[faggy--butch]

It’s very on purpose that trans men are expected to censer ourselves and masculinity for the comfort of specifically white cis women.

 Even if we are accepted as sort of men looking, we have to be careful because cis women might see us as a threat and use it against us. We have ‘male privilege’ over cis women, while also needing to be subservient to them.

[viktheviking1]

I will happily eat pizza crust all day long, especially if it's from a nicer place. But the disappointment of having eaten all the good parts of the pie, tolerating the crust at the bottom, only to wind up with your last bite being the most unsatisfying taste of wheat ever beholden to existence, a part is often the first to be burnt; is a disappointment that god could not bear without frowning.

No I can't start with the worst bit and work my way to the better parts, people will judge me. No I can't just throw it out, I will judge myself. I must eat it, but I will not be happy about it.

[claires-audience]

I like to think that there’s aliens out there watching us wrap our heads around trying to figure out time paradoxes the way animals react to seeing their own reflection, and finding it cute. They are probably laughing their assess off on alien instagram on every frickin time travel conspiracy page.

[percluca]

i made art :3 (please if anyone knows the artist for my reference plz lemme know ple-)

yes im watching UNHhhh btw and they said it looked fierce<3

[wrestlezaynia]

Kevin giving Sami a BJ under the table while Roman interviews him on why they should select him to be the "Honorary Uce" AU. 👀

[asillylittleduck]

You guys ever had a boyfriend? That shits awesome! You have this little guy who you can just touch and chew on whenever you like :>

[vintagexherry]

Do u guys read Y/N as your name or just go "why/en" instead.

[kiriona-gayer]

Does anyone ever think about how Coke and Pepsi are just one letter away from being Cock and Penis...?

[ivie-ro]

I'm crying in the shower listening to a playlist that is entirely Mitski and Hozier. Because I may be body, mind, and soul a disaster twink, but I am filled with the same wistful yearning as a closeted lesbian falling in love for the first time.

[pleasuremehere]