#Someone farted in my inbox

[call-me-rose-or-sushi]

*farts in your inbox*

what the freaking sigma bro

[weirdbookweeb]

Simon (Ghost) Riley NSFW Alphabet

Many thanks to @fictional-loves for the template <3 and obviously, this is NSFW. Proceed as you wish. Reader is fairly genderless throughout the whole thing. Pros of a non-binary author. Lots of love <3 request AUs, Headcanons, Alphabets of any kind for literally any character for any fandom in my inbox. This did involve some very interesting research. Cough cough.

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

He is a snugglebug for a solid 10 minutes after. He's got his arms wrapped around your waist, his face nuzzled in your chest while he's half-asleep. He'll make soft noises and reply gently to you with a soft, grumbly voice that just melts you to the bones. Then after those ten minutes, he gains his composure and cleans up everything, giving you kisses with teasing half-smiles. He then carries you to a bathtub filled with warm water and slides in right behind you to soak both of your aches away.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

His own switches between his arms and his cock. His likes how strong he is and how big he physically is compared to a lot of other people, you included. His arms are what hold on to you and protect what needs to be protected. And his cock is just something he is really damn proud of cause it makes you feel good.

His favorite things about you are your thighs and your hair. He likes to tangle his fingers in your hair when he's kissing you, and to stroke it when you're resting in his lap, and to just smell the scent of you when he hugs you from behind. Your thighs are his kryptonite, though. The fact that they clench around his head when he's eating you out, or he can grab them as he fuck deeper into you, or that he can fuck them and feel their soft warmth.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

He loves how dirty anything doing with cum can be. Tasting his cum on your lips? Seeing your eyes widen when he tastes yours? Seeing his cum on your pretty skin? Feeling your cum on his face and pelvis? He loves it all. He wears a condom when he's inside of you, but otherwise he wants you to be his canvas and he wants to taste you.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

He kind of wants to do something where someone can find you both. Where he has to muffle your sounds and whisper in your ear things that make it hard to not be caught. He thinks it's really hot. He gets hard just thinking about it. He would agree to it immediately if it was brought up, but only if you brought it up.

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

He's kind of got experience. He's slept with very few people and done a few vanilla things, but his job usually gets in the way of things. So he know the basics, but not the extremes.

F= Favorite position

Initially upon meeting you, it's missionary because it's how most of his previous sex was done and he really liked seeing your face. Eventually it becomes Breeze because he likes how deep he can penetrate you and can make you gasp for breath.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

He's pretty serious. He's the kind of person who would chuckle if something funny did happen, like you both falling on the floor or someone farting, but he'd never go out of his way to make jokes. He's usually so deep in the moment that everything seems erotic unless it's genuinely really funny.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

He's neat, but he's not hairless by any means. He's always got a happy trail. It gets a little bit grown out on particularly long deployments (on over a couple of weeks), but never overgrown, unmaintained, and gross.

He also prefers his partners a similar way. Neat, but not hairless. As long as you take care of yourself, he doesn't really care.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

This man is dirty. He swears under his breath when he enters you and talks about how warm and tight you are and cannot shut up about how much he likes fucking up into you. There is no romantic words in his sentences, only dirty promises and sexual gratification. He's gripping you like you're his dark angel bringing him his sinful savior, rough and desperate.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

He masturbates semi-regularly. Every few days, he just kinda gets bored and horny. Passively paws at his dick through his pants as it hardens, teasingly, groaning under his breath before finally slipping his hand under the waistband and taking his cock into his fist with a hiss of pleasure.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

He likes when his back gets all scratched up. Not to the point of bleeding, but angry red marks up and down his back drive him insane. He also loves begging, himself or his partner. He likes being worshipped and worshipping. He also likes wearing his work mask at times.

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

He prefers his own bedroom, but he also likes the kitchen. The bedroom is ideal because of comfort, availability, and the fact you can usually be more likely to go to bed right after. But something about how 'public' the kitchen is, and how he can fold you over the counters makes him love it.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

If you tease this man with a gentle carress and a few sexy sentences, he'll be turned on. Hot outfit? Turned on. Particularly proud moment? He wants to fuck you right then and there. He's kind of just turned on by you. He's got self control, but he's also just a man.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

Anything to do with non-sexual bodily fluids (scat, piss, blood), multiple people, weapons (knifeplay, gunplay, anything similar), age play, breathplay, and anything that interferes with your ability to consent (CNC, S/A, ETC)

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

He is good with both, be he prefers recieving so he can kiss you afterwards. He is incredibly skilled with his tongue and fingers, though. I mean. His ability to give oral is immeasurable. He was a little bit of a rookie when you got together, but he learned quick what you liked.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

He gives it long and hard. He can hold out pretty long (the better part of half an hour). He can range from 15 minutes if he's been built up for a while to over an hour if he's already came and can handle holding out for a while.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

He's not fond of them. He used to do them with one night stands on deployment and they're not exactly his cup of tea anymore. Besides, what's fun in them if he can pull you aside for half an hour, have way more fun and leave you trembling from an orgasm.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

If you bring them up, he’s willing to try a lot of things. But outside of the bedroom, he's pretty shy when talking about sex. You'll have to be the one to talk about things you want to happen. He’s nothing if not a pleaser.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

He can go a few rounds. 3 or 4 with a resting period, maybe more if you give him an hour. He's not exactly 25 anymore. But each round can last around half an hour each, give or take.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

He's got stuff for the both of you. It's no fun otherwise. There's more stuff for you than for him, but there's vibrators, pentration equipment, lubricant (because yes, men and women and everyone in between can use lubricant, be safe), and more. Some stuff is hidden where you can't find it, just in case you get curious and ask one day to try something out.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

He is so unfair, but he expects it in return. He is the kind of person to tease you for an hour before you even enter the bedroom.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

He's pretty quiet. He grunts, groans, sighs, and hisses. If he's completely desperate and pushed to the edge, you can pull a whimper out of him, but most of it is breathy and bass-filled. He speaks constantly, telling you praises about your body, noises, feelings, everything.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

This is solely for the femmes and women, sorry mascs and men, but he's got a bit of a mommy kink. If he's feeling a bit pathetic and desperate, he'll whisper out a pathetic "mommy..." and grab you tighter while thrusting into you and biting down into your shoulder.

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

(I'm a science girlie in the most ungendered way possible, so I'm not going to say he has a 10 inch cock like I've seen a few people do, that is almost entirely unrealistic, Rasputin.) He's standardly sizable at 6.5 inches erect and 5.5 inches soft. He's circumcised and has a bit of a curve to him.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

Again, he’s pretty easily excitable when it comes to you, but he’s also not 25 anymore. He doesn't have a super high sex drive, but he's definitely willing to do sex. On a scale of 0-10, 0 being absolutely no sex, 10 being horny all the time, he's a solid 6 with a "not horny all the time, but i definitely thing about it and I'm definitely open to it when offered".

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

He's got problems sleeping in general so he doesn't sleep afterwards. He'll be tired, but he'll kinda just hang out with you for a bit. If he were to fall asleep, it would rake him a couple hours at least and you'd have to fall asleep first and he'd have to follow a specific routine before falling asleep. Fallback from being in the military and being constantly unsafe made him have a pretty paranoid sleeping routine.

[eliostory]

male gas scenario #one

I love talking about how I think a specific male fictional character would react when farting or burping.

Would he prefer to fart alone or around someone? If he were alone, what would happen to the environment he was in? What would the smell be like?

If he were around someone, would he do it in a provocative and cheeky way or would he be shy and embarrassed? How would other people react to the horrible stink?

And what would he do after that? Would he belch and fart even more, torturing his friends with his own unbearable stench? Would he fart in someone's face? Would he get extremely ashamed and try to contain himself at all costs, but his digestive system wouldn't care at all, releasing more and more waves of methane?

My god, there are so many possibilities! I think this is a subject I could talk about for hours, so if you like this, send me a message in my inbox, talking about a fictional male character you like and how he would act when releasing gas and what it would be like in detail (aspects of the stench, volume, duration, intensity, frequency, other people's reaction to it and what expressions and movements he would make to release all that accumulated pressure...)

[gor3-hound]

Nyxy Baby Haiii!!! I love your bg3 theme sm!! It’s super pretty I love it sm, especially the astarion pfp :33

Also saw that anon talking about the person giving the fart asks and I wanna chip in this as someone who’s been dragged into this by the fart anon.

Anon your opinion on this situation is wrong. The fart anon is doing it to purely harass us, myself included. I’ve had to delete too many of their disgusting ass asks despite not even being a writer. This anon is doing it for the point of harassment and it’s annoying alongside the fact it’s just fucking weird since fartplay isn’t something any of us like😭 that anon is an obsessive freak who needs to get a life since they spend too much of their time doing this.

Maybe that anon is into that stuff or whatever but to go harassing multiple people about it multiple times a day/week relentlessly is rude when it’s in our no section. Also comparing it to people who write incest is such a stupid thing to say since people who write incest fics do not go round into others inboxes requesting this stuff especially when they know it’s something someone isn’t comfortable with. Your take is bad and you lack basic comprehension skills :3

Sorry this is so long and I’ve put it on your inbox nyx but I’m just fed up of the situation and the fact that anon is trying to not make it seem so bad is pissing me the fuck off😭 anyways ily nyx <33

omg hiiii!!!! tysm i love astarion sm <3 he's the cutest ever i'm in act three now and... i'm obsessed with him we're dating i'm gonna kick you-know-who's ass as soon as i get the chance :3

also last thing i'm gonna say about the anon thing like... ever bcs i don't wanna clog the dash n idk why i'm getting so many random asks today BUT!

literally my problem isn't the kink. it's the spamming and disregard for people's blog limits. when it's getting sent to almost every. single. blog i follow, it's too much. i have them blocked n it still manages to slip through, but i don't complain. tbh it doesn't even really annoy me that much, only ever bothered me when i was tagged in others blogs, but everyone seems to realise that its a fake ask anyway so idec anymore. idek why that random anon sent the para to me today, bcs i haven't replied to an anon like that in forever, but we move.

i'm mean ig what can you do.

[wambsgansshoelaces]

How r you :(

i'm just going to use this as my big blob post. sorry for the weird vent if that bothers you there's just lots to get off my chest here!

firstly, there are a hundred more of you here than when i left. oh my goodness! you guys make me feel so special!

anyway... we can pretend like i didn't just dip for like a year. and what a shitty year it was!

i don't mean to be that guy that is all woe is me but damn woe is me that was horrible. even in the year before where i was periodically posting "don't worry i'll be back!" and then not coming back shit was tough. idk man i always thought i was strong but i'm just not. chronic illness is a bitch, loneliness is even bitchier.

the honest truth is that i really just haven't been able to give a shit outside of just the daily motions. the last two years have just been go to school, watch everyone else be happy, feel sorry for myself, come back home and slave away on homework. i couldn't even write, which is what made me happy to a certain point.

it sounds stupid but having no friends is genuinely ruining my life. i can't tell you how aggravating it is being just the lunchbox friend. even online (which, this is embarrassing) 'friends' just ghost me (yeah fuck you i'm still mad about that) or yk aren't actually friends (three seperate people have left me on read for 'let me know when you're free!' texts to hangout/talk. well damn!) but it also gets to a point where i have to introspective. i have to be the problem, right? it's just all too much on my pea brain and it's been so overwhelming to the point that all i can bring myself to do is sit on my phone on c.ai or reading fanfiction (pathetic, i know, but i'm trying to be real here) to pretend like i'm not actually living what i'm living.

i really have no clue what i'm doing. most people irl don't like me because i'm weird, and that's fine, i just have to figure out how to cope again, and i guess i'm trying this. i really don't know what i'm going to be doing with this blog. it's probably going to be whatever i want (sorry). i changed my dn to calico (i like cats and people couldn't tell that the L wasn't an i) and i think i'll change my pfp (i've watched lots of movies and shows with hot people the last two years. i also still haven't finished succession T-T). i can't go back to my old writing without cringing, so again, unsure what's going to happen with the serieses (idk how to spell that) because i just don't resonate with them anymore. gah. i feel like this is all going to embarrass me but it's like what if there's someone else out there like me who wants stuff to read to escape you know?? idk

sorry for the word vomit and weird trauma dump i'm ashamed of myself LMAO. thank you voyager for playing on repeat while i type this (boygenius is fantastic at depression you should give voyager and co a listen).

anyway. have you guys seen the pitt? love. er? love. the bear? roar. (what all of these have in common is an attractive white man btw if you can't tell what's going on with me)

anyway x2 i'll do my best to do all the requests in my box because i have balls (nope) and don't want to leave anyone hanging. any reqs are appreciated but not garunteed. idk what the fart i'll do about my pinned it's kind of ugly. stuff i probably want to write about includes but isn't limited to stardew valley, fire emblem three houses, the bear, the pitt, er, succession, the banshees of inesherin, fight club, webtoons (LOL this is where i am rn), eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, pattinson/comic batman, the gilded age, la la land, idk other sad stuff you guys remind me of

yippee! sorry for the word vomit and lowkey trauma dump....

anyway x3 how are you anon? you come here often?

my asks and message inbox are always open if anyone ever needs to talk about anything. ok bye!

[spitdrunken]

looking at your rules, do you really just allow anything?

People can send in whatever the want. But the things I won't write, I've genuinely have never gotten asks about. Some of those things would be:

notes; mention of underage + kink mentions

underage. for multiple reasons. aging up characters is fine by me, and i've posted that in the past, but i would never write explicitly underage content on here.

scat / sweat / musk / farting / inflation / feeding, just not into it.

most of the 'unusual' body part stuff. think belly buttons, arm pits, ears, eyeball licking, stuff like that. just don't have any interest in writing it, and am not really into it. feet is fine, depending on the context.

some of the stuff i've seen in more extreme eromanga... like nipple fucking or wombfucking, or extreme size difference / just like EXTREMELY large cocks, all the way through, or something like that... as someone with a womb and tits, it just makes me viscerally uncomfortable. not sexy to me HAHA

i've written a lot of kinky stuff, though not everything gets posted on here. the more extreme stuff i write most often about is in my pinned (so noncon, incest, eroguro, etc.), but i've also written a lot of piss stuff, ageplay and everything it involves, conversion noncon (though i don't think i will ever post that kind of stuff publicly, lmao), vomit, vore, and probably some other stuff i'm forgetting. i've read and written a lot of stuff.

so tldr; people can send in whatever they want, doesn't mean im going to write everything that gets send in! if something very unhinged, like, to the point that it makes me uncomfortable, ends up in my inbox, i'd probably make a post about it. but, again, that's literally NEVER happened. just send in whatever you feel like, really.

[smellystars]

I don't know if this would inspire you, but having a pov of someone realizing that the friend they invited over has hyper farts in their sleep and is attracting you to the guest room. The strength of the farts makes you want to have more and you can't help but try to silently be in the blast zone.

I should definitely check my inbox more often. Yeah I’m more than happy to write this. There might be some changes cause that’s just how I write but the premise sounds hot so I’m in.

[illadvisedselfships]

I come into your inbox bearing one free ticket 🎫 to gush over any f/o of choice :3 (or all of them if you prefer as well~)

I ACTUALLY HAVE L I S T S. ON MY NOTES APP XD LET ME JUST GO AND REFRESH MYSELF XD Haha. Gushing commences down below XD

Cruella De Vil (SPECIFCALLY 1996)- The only person real or fictional I would ever marry!

First of all I just love the way she talks! She uses words like 'squander' and 'sycophant' and aghh I love it. And this quote??- 'More good women have been lost to marriage then to war, famine, disease and disaster'. This is the line that first got me interested in her. Like... its extreme (Of course women can be married and still be powerful and amazing as hell) but there is truth to it and I love a mean old woman who's not afraid at all to say it.

Her HAIR. Its just perfect!! It looks so soft and fluffy and? the colour and the volume?? How??? It is iconic and I love drawing it, looking at it, thinking about playing with it... XD Its just great, alright?

How sorry she was about Anita's pregnancy 😅😅😅 Babe same. I've said it before and I'll say it again, if I got pregnant I would want people to respond the same way 😅😅😅 That's just personal thing, of course, I know most people would be happy to be with baby and wish to be congratulated but hey- that's why she's my f/o XD

I'm oddly obsessed with the sound her teeth make on her cigarette stick??? XDD Its just- I don't know. One of those things that's kinda satisfying for me ! 😂

Red. Lipstick.

She doesn't pull punches and I love writing for characters like that ^^ You get what you see with her.

Jim Bickerman- My main F/O!!

Alright first of all- I just feel like he's a perfect combination of all the kinds of characters I like! XD 1. Sleaze, 2. Crazy old man 3. Antagonist.

The f l a n n e l s. I-

Its just-

They look so good that's all I'm gonna say XD

A small detail I noticed that I like?? He has band aids on his fingers in Final Chapter. And I just wonder if, behind the scenes, the costume designer decided Jim was accident prone and constantly covered in band aids or if that was an Englund add XD Either way I just think its neat for a low budget campy creature feature sequel XD

Messy beard.

OKAY BUT?? HIS TALKING?? The line 'Come to Daddy you little bitch'?? That wry chuckle and 'Heh, whadaya mean?' all-too-innocent after someone asks him where the hell he's taking them?? Using 'clicks' as a measurement of distance? 💙 The fact that he calls himself a 'greedy old fart' as well as a 'cripple'? 😅

HE HAS REDEEMABLE QUALITIES. WHICH IS A NEW ONE FOR ME XD He respects his mother ('Mrs Bickerman wasnt a very good housekeeper' // 'Hey. That's no way to talk about the dead, son'), he is apparently against stealing (When a woman in Vs Anaconda suggests they take a boat he's very serious in telling her that doesn't belong to us), yes he was very creepy with that one girl in Final Chapter but he did not go to touch her at all which I think is pretty good compared to some other Englund characters 😅 as well as other F/O's of mine (Past or present), he was semi-nice to Max, etc.

His reaction to getting a gun pulled on him will never not be my favourite XD Like 'oh for gods sake, this again?'. And- you can see- he is almost laughing!

Also- I BET he could build a campfire. And that?? I don't know why but??? That is TOP TIER for me. I just-... oooffffffffffffffffffffff. Just 👌 Haha XD Where did my underwear go??-

Otis B Driftwood: I dunno, he's just... very comforting to me??? Ahhhhhhh.

I think its been very well established by now I love characters that don't hold back. They're brutally honest- usually in a mean, cruel way. Cruella De Vil is one, Slenderman is another, and Otis is one too. Maybe I just like that I always have that option?; not the killing or being mean obviously, but that just being grumpy instead of forcing a smile on is there as choice if I need it. I used to go into a 'Slenderman persona' when I had an oral presentation in school?? 😂😂😂 Which just means I was able to be still. I wasn't worried about what anyone else thought cuz who cares what they think, 'I hate them all anyway' (Which was of course not true, it was just apart of the 'persona' 😅). Otis is a riff off of that time in my life, I think XD 😅 When I'm having a bad day nowadays and I'm still forced to be out and about I might start thinking a bit snarky like him 😅😅😅 I know, I have some off defense mechanisms.

ANYWAY- he's absolutely rot incarnate and that is why you watch the movies XD He's a like a train wreck. You cant look away.

HIS SPEECHES!! Oh my lord. I love that that's how we were introduced to him- with him ranting to some kidnapped teenagers about a 'conformist world' and 'this culture of mechanical reproductions'. Ohhhhh boy XD

Somehow?? He seems to get... healthier?? With age??? What is this Benjamin Button nonsense?? XDD He has definitely made a deal with the devil.

He looks so cuddly in his overalls in the 3rd movie 😂😂😂 And he has no right!-

Just the fact that when one guy, Virgil, was worried if he went and broke Otis' sister out of prison as per Otis demand then she would kill him (Virgil), Otis was like *sigh* 'okay, I'll write you a note.'. Like a parent saying his kid doesn't have to do P.E today??? XDD

Professor Callahan (SPECIFICALLY THEMICHAEL RUPERT MUSICAL VERSION.):

He. SINGS. Whoever said musical theatre kids aren't hot have clearly not seen what they can turn into. Goddamn.

His voice in general ahhhhhhhhh. I wanted him to degrade me at first, admittedly XDD But now I want praise. And degradation actually. BOTH! And its not the actors real voice, either, I saw a video on Tik Tok of Rupert and he was talking completely different- then at the end abruptly PUT ON HIS CALLAHAN VOICE FOR A LAST LINE and ohhh BOY I was finished. XD

Oh my goodness, he yanked my dormant teacher/professor kink back to life by its ankles!-

That was my first kink and honestly I'm pleased to see it back 😂😂

The fact that they made the character so much worse in the musical??? Like in the movie (Victor Garber ver.) he's kind of likeable at the start, making a joke or two to release the tension in his classroom- but THIS version is like crush grandma so we can get laid IMMEDIATELY!! G o d. I love villains. And he is a classic case of no-holds-barred, black and white, Disney Villain-esque, walks-off-chuckling bastardry and I love it.

'Or is that unfair?- OH WAIT, I don't care'.

Ahhh!, his face after he sniffs Elle's resume!! Its so cute I love it XD

This outfit:

[calamariboop]

epic fart shuts up wife

I’ve had this rotting in my inbox from when I was showing someone how to open inbox submissions

[p1zzaparty]

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

Someone keeps farting in my inbox and searching for free music software PLEASE

[fizzywashere87]

*read your response with a wry grin, and shakes my head with a slow chuckle*

Now I reckon it might be the fact that I’m somewhat of an old fart, but this was a trip to read little lady *affectionately* I fear I may be more outta the loop that I expected, but I appreciate the sentiments nonetheless.

*lowers hat over eyes with a small smirk*

I’m glad you like the hat, I kinda like it too. Helps with the whole anonymous factor and what not, so while I accept your invitation to be your friend, I will do so from a distance. I do enjoy a good mystery myself every once in a while.

As for the main character moment, well Hon who are you not to be your own MC? This is your story ain’t it? You adventure in the making, so don’t be afraid to write it. *shrugs casually and folds arms nonchalantly*

I’m nobody but a simple anon who lives by the phrase, “If you see something, say something.” I think it’s a down right shame that we often left fear get in the way of giving folks the love and validation so many of us often see. And I try to follow the wise words of Ghandi, “Be the change you want to see in the world.” So here I am, doing what I can.

The world can hate for no reason, so why can’t I love for no reason? You don’t need to be something or someone special to be loved and appreciated, hon. You matter and are important simply by the mere fact you exist. Don’t forget that 🧡

*tips hat at you again before sauntering back out*

wry is a funny word 😚

i'm glad my wack ass grammar and way of responding to the last one gave you a stroke!! 🥰 /pos

love that for you preppy lil baddie 🎀

are you implying that you're crazy? because like kinda same or is it my language that makes you question your existence? 🤯

hehe ur like uber mysterious its so preppy!! either way new moot- your name is 🧡 because that's the only thing you gave me- plus i like orange so yippee 🥳

OMGIE?! WHY IS THAT LIKE- it's my story guys we can have the ex lover everyone hates the best friends and the dog

look et the lil guy he's a little baller ⛹️- give him respect he's better than uhm everyone he mogs everyone 👍

that's a good phrase but you're not just an anon i don't need to know which fucker on here you are to know you're so much more, genuinely though i rlly don't know how there was much to see here but im so happy there's people like you who can look into small things like this blog and make something out from it 🫶

ion know wtf "left gear" means but it threw me off when you said down right and then proceeded to say left- (rlly had to point that out 😔🤚)

bestie i bet you looked up who said that quote to be mysterious and like wise old person type shit i caught you!! 😁🫵

why are you being so nice tho? i'm rude asf some times- and how do you somehow like tell me every thing i probably should hear?

you're important too babes without people like you everyone would be defected fetuses 🤚

that was outta pocket i'm sorry.

how tf did you come in clutch when i was like failing at life tho- uhm thank you 🫶

can i have a cool hat too?- im kinda jealous of you /not actually bc you own and rock the hat

also keep coming into my inbox you said we're friends so we're friends now 🥰

they don't have to be super cute and sweet and wholesome messages that i go about slightly like nonchalant but they make me smile every time i get them (2 but i think abt it a lot)

love you tons new anon moot

also i heavily appreciate the validation from someone probably older than me- you seem like you're at least old enough to vote so ill take it either way🫶🥰🫶🥰🫶🥰🫶

i genuinely hope to see you in my inbox often, you can sign with 🧡 unless you want a diff emoji i'll probably know it's you

HAHA I DIDNT CRY THIS TIME 😛🖕

[propertyofkylar]

Now introducing…. Brain rot getting mixed up with rated r brain rot and the difference

Brain rot - the brain rot I am gonna talk about is when a child is exposed to a bunch of different videos usually comprised of singing and dancing mostly the evolved version’s of Elsa gate videos,coco melon is one of them same for peppa pig these videos also feature fetishes like… fart,pregnancy,ect some videos that have gameplay like Minecraft are used there is a YouTuber that I won’t mention so let’s just call em uh… jay. Jay makes Minecraft videos where he has to save his “girlfriend” also makes fun of the lgbtq by using herobrian is it funny? I mean if you think herobrian in a maid outfit calling himself “I am herobrian lgbt” is funny then i can’t blame you the name is stupid and that’s it for that mini lesson

18+ Brain rot - this version of brain rot is kinda hard to explain? But hey thats the point of learning right? I mean you didn’t even ask I just wanted to write this ask and send it to you for fun, anyways 18+ brain rot is where someone sometimes teens or adults watch pornography like the hub this could sometimes get then to become a porn addict and go ruin a child’s life because the stem in their brain shrinks and shrinks until… death? Or just plane out stupidity.

In the game roblox there exists a couple of groups that has a bunch of people/kids who I think got hacked but at the same time I don’t play that game I just saw someone else talk about it “rubinsim” a controversial figure but he is the only person that lets the roblox mods actually do their job? The “kids game” is like filled with inappropriate content THAT IS GETTING SHOWN TO KIDS now where was I? Oh yeah so these groups have accounts that are referencing topics that kids shouldn’t know like bbc not the news channel… and if a child adds one of these people as a friend I wonder what happens…

So an example of a child talking to one of these figures can go like this

> hey wanna have fun?

< sure what game?

> join me and find out

< ok

Now onto the topic there exists games called “condo games” on this platform these games feature animations of sexual content is involved should we worry yeah? Does the creator of the platform even care nope

But that’s the difference between regular brain rot and brain rot that is mostly risking lives of others

And what I can say is… that was not skibidi onto next time my friend if you have a question or problem ask away because I might pop into your inbox and write a collage essay. - 🖥️

i feel very educated now. i think

[azz4me]

I'm dying everyday lmao queen

I can't guess your location?

Well guess what!

Idc 👁-👁

I live in your walls and inbox anyways

Yes.

Kill me goo-ey 😍 that's just the start of my weird thoughts

I need him to punch me so hard, knock me out, stab a knife in my stomach and rip out my organs- *bleep*

Ahh~ I'm such a hopless romantic

I'll eat him(cannibalistic)

His pants is being held up by sheer swag

Hhhhhhh there's not enough goo smut, there's not enough go smut, there's not enough goo smut-

But he's my certified pati so I get to do him every day, night, place, position 😋

~🍞

dying once a day is a everyday routine

nuh-uh not even in 200 years will you guess it ;P

PLS tell the rats living in walls to shut the fuck up during midnight, thank you

YES.

goo fighting. The way he would move while he is fighting someone? ohhhhh that's HAWT. THE WAY HE OPENED HIS BELT!!!! HIS BELT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Belts hurt like heel but he is excused. No other words.

As Tom Lee said, Goo is very serious when it comes to anything sword like. I mean the 'knife' he is wielding at the current ch of manager kim isn't even close to a sword but still MAYBE we will see a serious goo????? i hope????? like dead serious????? hottie??? well he has always been a hottie but you know where i am getting at.

and he would still look good doing so. The blood adds the spice.

eungka xha😛😛

His pants needs to fall down. It's the heaven's will, it will fall down crossfinger

THRE IS NO ENOUGH GOO SMUT. I NEED A FIC WHERE HE GET DICKED DOWN DAY AND NIGHT. 60K WORDS SMUT WITH CONTINUED SERIES WRITTEN WITH DETAILS OF HIS COCK DOWN TO EVER LAST BIT FROM HIS EXPRESSION TO HIS MANNERISM!!! FROM HIS DUMB SMILE OF HIM ABSOLUTELY RAILED TO HIM CRYING FROM OVERSTIMULATION!!! M-PREG, MALE LACTATION, BOY PUSSIE, GENDERBENDER, OMEGAVERSE, SLUT SHAMING, IMPROPER USE OF EARLOBES, TENTACLES, DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT! HELL EVEN MOMMY KINK!! IDC!! NOTHING!! NOTHING!!! NONE OF THOSE TAGS WILL STOP ME FROM READING A GOO SMUT!!!!!! fart kink is different tho, that shit was traumatizing

[ironrea]

alrighty then, i said i was gonna ignore you, but then i opened my notification to see that not only did you have the most unintelligent response ever, you tagged your little friends to gang up on me (and one even told you to leave them alone LMAOOO) because you’re too scared to face my response on your own…

when did i say trans women suffer more than women?? i said trans women were a smaller minority than cis women (because guess what? they are! i’m saying this as a cisgender women btw!)

you started the cyber bullying when you decided to tell people to off themselves and sent yourself and your followers into my inbox calling me..oh what was is? pure evil? fat? telling my to throw up again so i could lose weight? and using fart humor as an insult? what a way to be a woman! using rooted in misogyny insults! it was all of those things and more!! but i’m the cyberbully because i defend people! oh god! i am pure evil! run for the hills, everyone! ironrea is terrifying because she defends minorities!! what an evilll human! and babes, how the actual hell are you defending rights by hiding behind a screen and telling people to off themselves?? doesn’t seem very progressive to me!

when did i ever say women haven’t been killed for existing? ohhh that’s right, i didn’t! you just made that up because you actually have nothing against me! i know women have been killed for existing… cue the witch hunts that killed many intelligent women. i know my history! it’s you that doesn’t! trans women are women, btw.

how the hell do i have internalized misogyny when im the one who accepts all women?  again..you’re using my words against me because you don’t actually know what to say…cute! oh and it’s funny how whenever someone disagrees with you, they’re a misogynist.. you really need to do better, all you do on this app is embarrass yourself!

I would like to send all @cuttingcherub fans a large "no u"

no, literally!! they genuinely piss me off so bad because they’re over here playing the victim “bitch is a slur 🥺” “trans people don’t understand what being targeted is like 😣” while theyre literally sending threats and insults to any trans person they see and anyone defending the trans community. like babe, you’re not the victim.. you’re the abuser.. and to say that trans women don’t know what being targeted is like while they’re one of the smallest, if not THE smallest minority ever, who have been killed for just existing, have their bodies constantly in others conversations, and are targeted everyday, is genuinely just the most self centered take ever. these terfs pretend to be feminists when in reality they’re just a group with internalized misogyny and a hatred for women who are doing better than them…

[simonsdoll]

The 141 Imagines Part One

Warning: CHAOTIC

141 at a kids birthday party

Price:drinking

Ghost: standing in the corner begging to go home while being tugged by kids

Soap: in the bounce house doing backflips with the other kids

Gaz: walking out of the party when everyone asks why they turned off the bounce house

141 at church

Price: pinching soap to behave

Ghost: rethinking his whole entire life

Soap: making fart sounds

Gaz: reading the Bible resisting to laugh at the fart sounds soap is making

141 at the zoo

Price: the one with the map giving directions

Ghost: holding soap by a leash to not run away with the wild animals

Soap: wanting to walk in the enclosures with the animals

Gaz: taking pictures of all the animals

141 going bowling

Price: missing every shot because he’s old

Ghost: getting strike after strike every single time

Soap: either throwing the ball into the ceiling or falling on his face

Gaz: gets bullied by the 141 because he can’t get any strikes

141 at a movie theater

Price: commenting on the movie so much someone tells him to shut up

Ghost: watching the movie while disassociating

Soap: eating the whole bucket of popcorn refusing to share

Gaz: crying from the sad movie and being called weak

141 at Disney land

Price: the mom of the group

Ghost: forced to wear Mickey ears because Soap said so

Soap: making it a mission to get on every ride

Gaz: taking selfies of the whole group

141 at the beach

Price: sunbathing while sleeping on a chair with sunscreen on

Ghost: under the sun umbrella making sand castles making sure no one sees him

Soap: trying to get sand out of his ass

Gaz: replaced sunscreen with sour cream before the trip

141 on an airplane

Price: sitting on the aisle to make sure Soap behaves

Ghost: sneaked his way to first class

Soap: airdropping people this picture to everyone this

Gaz: watching a movie while everyone starts panicking

141 at Coachella

Price: wants to go home because he doesn’t know any of the artist performing

Ghost: moves towards a different side of the crowd where the 141 dont see him and starts singing from the top of his lungs

Soap: is hugging and screaming with random strangers like this this

Gaz: crying because Billie Eilish isn’t performing

141 at a carnival

Price: holding the prizes for everyone

Ghost: death staring the worker to give Soap his prize even though he lost so bad

Soap: walking away with the prize while the worker is under the table scared to come out

Gaz: eating all the snacks and food that they offer

Let me know in my inbox if y’all want a part 2 !!!

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[nikethestatue]

Dear Nike, thank you for answering my questions, I always feel like I'm wandering in your inbox, but your answers calm me down and make me feel better. Someone a Girl G said that Azriel and Giselle were mate because G was in the trees for two days and that showed that she would be a spy, I don't see G as a spy but what do you think, Thanks

Hahah, that's okay! I don't mind.

So hiding in the trees and luring (LIGHTSINGER) the beasts to the warriors is not 'spying'. It's just that--hiding, watching and leading the animals.

How's that spying?

Spying is usually obtaining secret or hidden information on humans.

Definition of spying:

work for a government or other organization by secretly collecting information about enemies or competitors.

But at this point, Gwyn can fart in the wind and they'll say 'mates!'