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pervy friend that loves fondling your body when no one is looking, even in public. caressing under your clothes as they frot and, sometimes, dry hump you to get themselves off. knowing it turns you on to be felt up, pleading for you to let them cum in their pants. holding on to parts of your body as they frot faster, mindlessly repeating, "i wanna cum on you... fucking you... please, let me? may i... i... wanna cum... say yes... please? feel how hard i am, wanna cum for you..." ♡
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watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.
For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.
I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.
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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia
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worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.
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i'm constantly daydreaming about a group of friends who edge and goon together for hours and days, all of us encouraging each other to go dumber and edge more, rewarding each other with toys or offering our mouths and holes and dicks to use as toys, and everyone is getting happier and more ditzy and bouncy and just... hng 🤤🥰
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this is the dream!!! ���🥰 i want be totally corrupted by everything that helps my friends goon, lazily going at it for hours and never really stopping. being sooo overstimulated but it feels too good, my brain melting away... everyone focused on chasing the next climax, turning each other on again, not even thinking about what they're doing, mindlessly humping.
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i think my favourite part of the ratfish episodes are the fact that it's the most accurate portrayal of friendship i can think of. here's all your friends but they're anonymous, make each other laugh. it's always one specific thing that would make no one else bat an eye that makes you get made by someone else. katie made a joke about anti-depressants and immediately got clocked by rekha. zac mentioned publix and grant went "that's zac." grant chose a bette midler song and ally went "gay ass. probably grant." zac didn't get any vibes at all from steven and realised he knows his friends better than this. i do not know this person in real life.
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