dog butler barking at the door for thirty seconds before opening it for guests
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Oh, why can't you for once
Disregard the world and run to what you know is real?
Take a chance with me
Take a chance with me
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Trans Dipper HC: Their parents are transphobic but Dipper was introducing himself as a boy from the start and Stan never even thought to question it, so when their parents called asking about their "daughters" he was like "SHIT DID I ALREADY LOSE ONE"
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we’ve all heard of twink death to dilf birth but i raise you dilf death to twink birth
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[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]
Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"
Dick: "sure!"
Random TT: "what are your names?"
Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"
Random TT: "...excuse me?"
Jason: "it's the idiot's name"
Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"
Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"
Jason: "Oliver Queen"
Tim: "Lex Luthor"
Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"
Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"
Tim: "what he said"
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a post patrol report on the Manor back steps, observed by Bruce Wayne:
Dick: yeah so I found Jason on my way back home from patrol—
Jason, who’s been chain smoking since Dick put him down: you didn’t find me. I flagged you down.
Dick: because you were in a trash can and couldn’t get out.
Jason: are you — oh my god, I’m too hungover for this shit.
Dick: you’re not hungover, you’re concussed.
Jason, blowing smoke everywhere: same thing
Dick: NO. not the same thing!
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when you thought it was a raccoon in your yard but it's just a vampire eating rats
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A Farcille for your enjoyment
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