#Unalive

[correctopinionhaver]

remake the john wick movies exactly the same except replace every mention of the word "kill" with "unalive"

[runhen4hell]

Credit: Jack St. Morior

[animentality]

i know we hate the term "unalive" on tumblr because it's a symbol of the censorship that reigns on tiktok, but consider that it is, for all intents and purposes, the most hilarious word ever.

like im sorry.

you unalived that little shit - come on, peak comedy.

you didn't kill that little shit. you didn't make him die. you didn't inflict mortal wounds upon him.

you just straight up undid his ass. you unlived his life.

you uncreated him. unexisted him. you stopped his past, present, and future.

you unwound him.

it's kinda funny, and mostly siiiick.

[girlactionfigure]

[take-it-to-my-gravee]

Im so sick and tired of being treated like shit by everyone

[bethanythebogwitch]

I don't dislike self-censorship terms like "unalive" because they're cringy, I dislike them because I don't think advertisers should be able to shape how we talk about certain subjects. Survivors of abuse or other traumatic experiences should not have to make up new words because platforms are scared of chasing away advertisers. Minorities should able able to discuss their experiences with stuff like discrimination without censoring themselves. Queer people should be able to use their preferred terms without a website blocking their posts because a trans person used the word "transgender". we should be able to discuss real world events either ongoing or historical without having to water things down for advertisers. These new words have left the internet and become things people use in real life, and I din't think advertising companies should have the power to dictate our language to us.

[theresistanceneverquits]

“Unalive” was funny when I was 14 and Deadpool said it in that one episode of Ultimate Spider-Man. It hasn’t been funny since

[trainsinanime]

As a compromise I think we can agree to use the term “unalive” for people who have been turned into zombies and/or vampires.

[conqueringnight]

Dying seems like a good option right now...

[nicolesanabriaart]

Survivin’, Vibin’, and Avoidin’ Unalivin’

[bvbyd0ll]

dying alone

[correctopinionhaver]

[bluemoth698]

On sites where you're not allowed to say "kill" or "die", instead of using the dumbest word imaginable, "unalive", we should start using mafia slang. "Yeah they iced this guy", "yeah i just wanna take a dirt nap", "yeah you'll be sleepin with the fishes". There's so many better phrases than "unalive"

[greydoodles00]

grrr storyboard (blood/ death warning)

I’ve been working on getting this animated

[notaplaceofhonour]

inglorious basterds-like movie about a plot to kill hitler censored in the style of a tiktok

they have to “unalive” “Yahtzees” to get to “bad mustache man” but when they get to him they find he “kermitted sewerslide”

every time there’s a knife or gun on screen (every scene) text that says “⚠️ fake prop! ⚠️” appears next to the weapon

at a burlesque, “ADULT!” “⚠️ fake body! ⚠️” and “she’s wearing shorts!” pop up on screen with a translucent black box blocking any cleavage or skin above the knee

the characters are allowed to say slurs

[jadesaito]

Dazai's not so beautiful end..