#Wolf!Ruby

[misterlazer]

Blake: *Drops pants*

Yang: Hey Rubes, look. The moon's out.

Wolf Ruby: AWOOOOOOO!

[anthurak]

Cool thought that seems very unlikely, but what if Ruby ends up being able to turn into a Wolf at some point?

Between Ruby's existing wolf-allusions/symbolism, the fact that animal-shifting as an already-established ability in this series, and most notably the combination of learning Ruby's semblance allows her to deconstruct/reconstruct herself at a molecular level AND the fact that this volume has a major theme of 'self-transformation', I'd say Wolf!Ruby is ENTIRELY plausible XD

[etincelleart]

Sketched that faster than light

Werewolf Penny being a huge gentle pup used as a pillow by vampire Ruby is now an alternative canon :]

[brokentrafficknight]

Yang: You guys wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?

Ruby: Yeah dude! I need me a t-r-e-a-t!

Dog!Jaune: What're you guys talkin' about?

Blake: Yeah why did you guys just spell desser-

Ruby: Shut up don't say it!

Yang: Shh!

Blake: Uh, why?

Ruby: Oh God. How do we tell you this?

Yang: Jaune... Can't spell.

Blake: ...What?

Ruby: He can't spell. So when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Blake: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word 'treat'?

Jaune, tail wagging: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune, ears drooping: Awww...

Blake: Okay, what is happening?

Yang: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t.

Jaune: Whatcha talkin' about?

Yang: Taxes

Jaune: Aw shucks!

Blake: So you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Awwww...

Ruby: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about f-o-o-d.

Blake: Okay, so... Are we getting an s-n-a-c-k?

Jaune: Snack?

Ruby: Oh come on.

Yang: Dude, really?

Blake: Oh come on. I spelled it!

Ruby: Well he knows how to spell snack.

Blake: So he can spell snack, but he can't spell treat?

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: NO TREAT!

Jaune: God dammit!

Yang: Okay, he's getting fussy. Time for an n-a-p.

Jaune: Yeah!

Blake: What does n-a-p spell?

Jaune: Party!

[notmaplemable]

Wolf Ruby: Hey, does your team want to come to the fair with us?

Pyrrha: Sure, but we have to wait for Jaune to get back.

Weiss: Of course we have to wait for Arc.

Yang: What's he out doing?

Pyrrha: He should be coming back from he weekend job.

Ruby: He has a job?

Pyrrha: Yes, apparently he needed the extra money for tuition, and wouldn't let me help him. You know how stubborn he can be sometimes.

Ruby: Yeah.

Yang: How long is he going to-

Jaune: Hey girls, what's up?

RWBY: ...

Jaune: *Wearing a mailman outfit* What?

Pyrrha: They came over to see if we wanted to go to the fair with them.

Jaune: Oh, sure. Sounds like fun. Just let me change real quick. *Walks inside his dorm with Pyrrha*

RWBY: ...

Yang: Pfft, did you see Jaune in those little short shorts?

Weiss: I don't believe your one to comment of short length, Yang.

Yang: It's different when-

Ruby: *Loud panting*

Yang: ...You okay, Rubes?

Ruby: Jaune's going through his bad boy stage.

Yang: Bad boy? Jaune?

Weiss: What on Remnent are you-

Ruby: AND I HAVE A NEED! A NEED FOR SEED~! *Runs through the door into JNPR's dorm, leaving a Ruby shaped hole*

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: Why are you pulling your pants dow-

Ruby: IS THAT PEANUT BUTTER?

~~~~~

Jaune: There's no laws against the Wolf Faunus, Xiao Long!

Yang: NO! DON'T DO THAT JAUNE!

Jaune: Guess what I'm gonna do Yang?

Yang: NO JAUNE! SHE'S STILL A BABY JAUNE!

Jaune: SHe's Eighteen Yang! I'M GONNA DO IT!

Yang: NNNNNOOOOOO!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

RWBY vs Faunus RWBY

Ruby: *Twirling Cresent Rose* Are those real?

Wolf!Faunus Ruby: *Wagging Tail* Yep! I make sure to groom them to perfect softness every other day!

Ruby: Ooh! can I feel them ... Me?

~~~~~

Ruby: *Floofing ear fur* I feel bad for you! You can't understand the wonders of Jaune's headpats the same way I can.

Ruby: *Chambers round* What? Are you dating or something?

Ruby: Are you Not?!? You're missing- Actually, if I win I can get two Jaunes~

~~~~~

Yang: *Mashes fists together* Wow, You really are bottom Heavy, Huh?

Alligator!faunus Yang: *Scratches Tail* What's That supposed to mean?

Yang: Nothing. I think I see what Neon was saying though.

~~~~~

Yang: *Loads Shells into Ember Celica* Think you can Roll with a 'Gator?

Yang: *finger guns* I dunno, But I can certainly Rock with one!

Yang: *finger guns* Ey!

~~~~~

Weiss: *Loading Dust* ... How did Father ever let you show yourself?

Squirrel!faunus Weiss: *Sharpening Myrtenaster* Publicity; How could he not care for faunus when they were his own Flesh and Blood?

Weiss: Well that certainly sounds like the Jacques I know.

~~~~~

Weiss: *Brushing tail* Jaune's Nuts are Very good! Have you had them?

Weiss: *Cycles Dust* WHAT?

Weiss: His roast nuts? Have you not had them?

~~~~~

Blake: *Swings in* You can just tell them. They won't like it, but they will understand

Human!Blake: *Holding bow tight* I'm in too deep! Way too deep! I can't back off now!

Blake: Okay Dear ...

~~~~~ Blake: *Checking Gambol Shroud's chamber* I ... Could claim I had my ears cropped because of injury?

Blake: *Sips tea, Sets it on ground* That's not the worst Idea I've heard.

Blake: Okay, good, I'm not insane ...

[littlelewdmable]

Wolf Ruby: Jaune, can I ask you something.

Jaune: Yeah?

Ruby: *Puppy dog eyes* Am I cute and breedable?

[brunossan]

Nom

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

Wolf!Jaune: Ruby...

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

Wolf!Jaune: Ruby i cant see anything

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

Wolf!Jaune: *Sigh* This is my Life now?

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

Wolf!Jaune: Fine.

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

[reashot]

The Big Wolf Faunus in the Room

Papa Arc: *Minding his own business*

Jaune: Uhmm, dad. Can we speak to you for a moment?

Wolf Faunus Ruby: *Howl* ugh, hrmph, *cough*, *cough. I mean Papa Arc why do you disapprove of me Mat.... I mean Dating your son?

Papa Arc's PoV:

Papa Arc: Is this a trick question?

Look Ruby was it?

I know you're probably a nice girl and maybe a good choice for our son. But we are shopping for someone more... "Fitting" If you catch my meaning.

Ruby: You mean someone more human is that it?

Papa Arc: More like someone we don't have to feel ashamed of going out to the public with.

Ruby:

Oh... Sorry I wasn't listening. I suddenly saw my tail and I instinctively decided to grab it... So what were you saying again?

Papa Arc: Right... So Jaune as you can plainly see, Ruby is not a good fit for you. (Poor thing probably be snapped in half by Jaune's length if they decided to date.)

But not all is lost. Maybe Ruby's sister Yang is still interested in you?

Jaune: Uh, Yang. I mean she didn't say no the last time we met. So yeah, I guess she's still interested...

Ruby: No!!! Jaune is my Mate! He's mine and I already claimed him!

Jaune: Oh Ruby... As you can see dad. Can you please just gives Ruby a chance. I promised I will do everything I can to help her.

Papa Arc: I don't know Jaune... Taking care of a Faunus is a big responsibility. Are you sure you can handle it?

Jaune: I promise. I will feed her, bathe her and take her out for a walk.

Ruby: Walkie!!! 🐶

Papa Arc: I'm so gonna regret this but all right. You have my permission.

Jaune: Yay! C'mon Ruby let's go for a walk.

*puts a leash on Ruby*

Ruby: Yeah walkie!...... Hey wait a minute!!!!!!

I dare you to find something wrong with it.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Dog Faunus) My god, you are cringe.

Ruby: (Wolf Faunus) I might be cringe.

Jaune: ...Is there more to that statement?

Ruby: Mm... No. No, not really.

[wilhelminacisse]

Once Upon a Time drives me fucking insane because WHY is there so much wasted potential!!!! Jefferson just disappeared?? They turned August into a child and we like never see him again THEY COULD HAVE GIVEN HENRY A FRIEND LIKE HE ONLY HANGS OUT WITH HIS GRANDPARENTS AND HIS THERAPIST

Actually speaking of his therapist the POTENTIAL they had with Regina and Archie?? Like they were kinda cute and now they don’t even talk to each other like even as friends or anything?? WHY

AND GRAHAM he deserved sooo much better (no not his relationship with Regina pls never speak about that) RUBY TOO CAUSE WHY DID THEY DO HER LIKE THAT

But you’re telling me that 3 people in this town knew everything and they never talked to each other?? Why did Gold and Jefferson never talk in Storybrooke?? Like Rumple was literally the one to introduce him to Regina in the first place

AND WHEN GRAHAM WAS REMEMBERING WHY DIDNT JEFFERSON GET HIM? GRAHAM WAS LITERALLY RUNNING AROUND THE WOODS CHASING A MAGICAL WOLF like if Jefferson had gotten him on his side Emma might have been less inclined to think he was a psychopath

Same with August!! If he had literally talked to either of them things could have been fixed so much faster or they at least would know they’re not fucking crazy like make a little “in the know” club it could’ve been fun

[messis-luna]

Long time no draw.

[grimmmaws]

[brokentrafficknight]

Can we please get more Wolf Faunas Summer?Please?

[notmaplemable]

Wolf Ruby: *Curls up on Jaune's lap*

Jaune: *starts scratching behind her ear*

Ruby: *contented sigh*

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Cat Weiss: *Curls up on Jaune's lap*

Jaune: *About to pet her*

Weiss: I warn you, if you do not pet me at the exact speed, strength, and place that I want, I will scratch you.

Jaune: ...