#all im saying is its not as fun for it to be a constant dick measuring contest

[magioffire]

i just saw a really good post talking about how its kinda unfair to expect everyone to cow down to your muse just because they are powerful and roleplay has never worked like that where everyone is just expected to be submissive towards another muse just because they are evil/powerful/whatever. or they will purposely misinterpret aspects of your muse to make theirs look better or?? something. like. fucking earn the respect and fear.

[silent-wolf]

ranking the batfamily on whether i would be friends with them irl 😁: (ps this is all just a jokey joke so pls dont take this seriously 😇)

7. damian

guys im sorry

love the little demon but he would probably kill me for making ur mom jokes

hes got spunk if u consider it being mildly homicidal thoughts at every constant minute

probably the friend i would not consider going for lunch with cuz he’ll give me a dirty look for eating like a pig 

he would be a good tutor tho, my saving grace in calculus

but he would make me cry by the end of that session cuz i cant divide to save my life 💔 6. jason

he’s a fucking theatre kid

AND an english nerd, like pick a struggle man 😭

it might be residual high school eng trauma but i cant be friends with someone who genuinely likes english

honestly tho, i wouldn't mind hanging out with him outside of school

i just dont know what we would have in common to talk abt

gym classes with him has to be fun tho

he would probably kick my ass at every game, but thats besides the point 5. cass

shes scary asf, but shes hot so its okay

i would probably have a hallway crush on her

shes probably in the friend grp, but has other friends shes closer with

rlly fucking good at pe and doesnt hesitate to show off

probably skips a bunch of classes but no one says anything

would probably hang out more as a grp than one on one

the only person i would consider giving my house keys to 4. dick

the sweetest guy in the grp

i would assume he was just a nice guy at first but he is just rlly genuine 

would be the subject of ridicule because of his god awful fashion sense

is a senior but hides in the junior classes cuz girls always chase him around asking for his number

is the mom of the friend grp and always carries around protein bars, tissues, and basic first aid 

always does wellness checks and picks up on the first ring if u need anything. bless him <3

my emergency contact 3. duke

would be one of my closer friends

the perfect balance of obliviously unaware and stupidly concerned

i would ask him for hw answers only for him to text back with a question mark

he was the sacrificial lamb who was made to sit in the first row in class

ends up falling asleep and gets detention 😔 if anyone asks tho, its because he did smthin super scandalous and totally not school appropriate 👍

we became chem lab partners, but fucked up freshman level titrations so many times, that the teacher kicked us out

has the best packed lunches (thank u alfred)

i steal his lunch and he ends up eating shitty cafeteria food 👍 2. steph

MY LITERAL 4LYFER 🤞

her fashion sense>>. but dont be fooled, most days she throws on a ragged hoodie that way too soft to be legal

has a billionare on her side, but still steals MY mcdonalds fries

always carries around extra hair ties 

comes over so often that there is a steph size dent on my bed, where she would flop down

has the prettiest notes which are a life saver for last minute cramming

the friend you would go to experiment different makeup styles on 

my partner in crime for any tom-foolery 

would make me snort during class which sends us to detention 

tim

i would fucking hate him at first glance

but somehow we would bond through our shared trauma of high school calculus 

the type of friendship where u would go on spontaneous road trips a week before finals, only to end up stranded in a random petrol bunk

a responsible adult (read: alfred) would then come to pick us up after we call them in literal tears

a weekly tradition of trying the most grotesque slushy concoctions 

cannot for the life of him memorise shakespeare, but can recite word for word every iconic vine in existence 

would tutor me in chemistry, only to end up in tears at my incompetence 😭

extremely introverted but suddenly becomes the loudest person ever when it comes to embarrassing someone

[vivaladicamillo]

asking very politely for how steve-o or bam would be dating a fem jackass member whos also just as crazy as the crew idk just silly activities

pls add whatever u like im good with everything IM JUST IN NEED OF CONTENT🙏🙏

BAM AND STEVEO DATING A FEM! JACKASS MEMBER !

ok so i have no clue if u were asking for them separately or together so ima just wing it and do SOMETHING

WARNINGS: talks of drinking and drugs

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BAM:

well being in a relationship with this guy would be crazy

would constantly brag abt ur looks to the guys

“my girlfriend is so hot bro”

shit like that

would probably tease u abt and just poke fun of u in a playing type way

expect to be pranked at any moment

his pranks on u arent too crazy tho he doesnt want u breaking up with him now

LOTS of partying

bam is wild and carefree so probably when u guys are younger, lots of house parties that slowly turned into clubs/famous peoples parties as he got more and more popular

NEEDY 24/7

just wants u by his side just to show u off and have u near him

would write u crazy ass stunts to do

he doesnt want u getting too hurt tho

PROTECTIVE AS FUCK

will fist fight if someone ever tries to disrespect u (man or women)

everyone KNOWS u are with him, he makes that clear

behind the scenes though, meaning when no friends or cameras are around and its just u too

hes the most mushy guy ever

just wanting to attach to u and never let go

probably would lick the side of ur face just to piss u off

expect to be at lots of skating venues and events

hey maybe he would even try to teach u how to skate

until u wipe out for the first time and hes laughing his ass off

he makes sure ur fine but he just found it funny

WILL MAKE U LISTEN, GO TO, AND TALK TO VILLE VALO

him is love him is life

also going to cky concerts with him

or really any concert that has a band he knows playing

he can be so mean sometimes

but he loves u

literally such a dick

but hes YOUR dick (literally)

just smack him around a bit and u will be fine 🙏

STEVE-O

ok so he actually might be a little bit more crazy then bam

but hes more affectionate then crazy

with steve-o its a constant adventure theres infinite opportunities on what to do

he could take u out on a nice dinner date or do something extremely illegal with u and now yall are running from the cops

partying is also a constant affair with him (u have a type anon🤨)

he will bring u around show u off and brag abt how much of a amazing girl u are

always has one hand on u at all times

i feel like secretly he just loves to cuddle with u

hes just constantly put doing things so having a moment of peace with someone he loves the most makes him feel more normal

when they are filming for wild boyz i feel like he would make jeff include u in a lot of scenes

he loves giving u bear hugs just all the time

BIG BIG ON PDA

he doesnt care who is watching he loves u and he wants to show that

steve-o is a huge partier too like bam as i have said

but unlike bam with steveo it gets more intense

probably would have to clean up his messes after long nights

that means cleaning up whatever vomit, shit, piss, or drug related things left behind

i feel like living in his apartment would be an experience

just being with him in that era would be crazy

him making u a custom shirt that says to listen to his new rap album 😭

doctor steveos nurse?? yes please

in the end its always an adventure with steveo, at least u know he loves u

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I HOPE U ENJOYEDDD!! :))

[andvys]

THIS IS THE VIRGIN EDDIE ONE!!

He knows he could treat you better than any of those pricks that take you out on dates just to get in your pants, even with his lack of experience, he could do so much better than them. 

YES PERIOD EDDIE

“Yeah, which is fine, I guess you’re going through some stuff right now,” he shrugs, “but I just want you to know that you can talk to me about anything.” 

:((( he's a cutie i love him

“None of them make me feel good!” You exclaim, interrupting him, “none of them know how to touch me right! None of them know how to make me…. come,” you whisper the last word as you start blushing. 

EDDIE IS ABOUT TO JUMP INTO ACTION GIRL

One, they are not Eddie and two, they don’t know what the hell they are doing. You are more successful when you touch yourself. 

NO BECAUSE ITS SO EMBARRASSING I've seen so many thirst trap videos in which men do weird things with their hands and they really think it would make a girl feel good 😭 bro you're not supposed to act like a DJ trying to remix a Britney song. sit down. 😭

He thinks about touching you, all the time. He thinks about what it would be like to feel your bare skin against his, what it would feel like to have you under him, what it would feel like to kiss your lips, to make you feel good, to taste you, to hear your beautiful moans as he makes you cum on his fingers, on his tongue, on his dick. 

i want a man to be that much into me 😫

“I could make you cum,” he blurts out without thinking. 

okay if you want 🤭

He shakes his head, “no, sweetheart.” 

THE CONSTANT "SWEETHEART" IS MELTING MY HEART

He leans down again, pecking your lips and your cheek, making his way down to your jawline, he kisses you gently as he plays with the thin material of your black underwear. He moves your hair out of the way, attaching his lips to your neck, he begins to suck on your skin. 

I LOVE GENTLE LOVING EDDIE HES ADORABLE

“You sound so pretty when you beg,” he whispers against your skin as he switches between sucking on your skin and kissing it. His other hand slides up to your chest, touching your boobs for the first time, he groans, “I can’t wait to taste you.” 

OH AND NOW HES LOVING AND HOT IM-

“I wanna eat your pussy, baby,” he says with a whiny voice, “tell me what to do.” 

HE WHINES OFNBSOWBSIZ

His eyes widen and a smirk tugs at his lips, pride settles in his chest, “good,” he whispers, “I’d like to see you touching yourself.” 

oh? 😏

You take his hand, “c-can I suck your dick?”

BAHAHA MY GIRL JUST GOES STRAIGHT TO THE POINT

He rolls his eyes, nodding, “yes, just from eating you out, sweetheart,” he admits. 

he's so perfect

I LOVE SOFT VIRGIN EDDIE HE MAKES ME GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET 😭😭 BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS 🤌

AAHH THANK YOU! i missed your reactions 🤭

soft virgin eddie was so fun to write! if you want more, i could definitely write something else for him 🤭

NO BECAUSE ITS SO EMBARRASSING I've seen so many thirst trap videos in which men do weird things with their hands and they really think it would make a girl feel good 😭 bro you're not supposed to act like a DJ trying to remix a Britney song. sit down. 😭 STOP THATS SO FUNNY 💀 too many men just don’t know what their doing lmao

loving and soft eddie is my favorite one 🥹

[xshimaeraxx]

being cupioromantic sucks dick, and here’s why (says i, a cupioromantic)

Before ya’ll shout at me in the tags n shit: i am, myself, cupioromantic. I am saying this bc this is how i, personally feel abt being cupioromantic, and why its so goddamned depressing (at least for me).

Being cupioromantic, for me, is like a constant battle of wills, almost. It contradicts itself, over and over and over, even though i know- logically, that being cupioromantic isnt a contradiction. It just sucks ass.

for anyone who doesnt know: cupioromantic is (quoting google here btw) “describ[ing] a person who wants a romantic relationship, but does not feel romantic attraction”. Which, um, FUCKING SUCKS.

bc i aint never gonna have a partner. The fact im aegosexual (or js ace or acespec in more simple terms) js makes that harder, bc i aint never gonna have sex, least not voluntarily. So i cant feel for my partner romantically, which is what like 80% of the world is looking for in a partner, and i cant have sex either, bc i js dont feel that way for ppl. And i never will. (Refering to both sexual attraction & romantic attraction here btw).

so that takes out all my options. Bc i can love people, yes, but not in the way that (most, nearly all) ppl want. But i dont wanna be alone til the end of my days, so where does that leave me?

bc, sure, ill have friends & family & hopefully a cat or two bc, yes, i am a crazy cat person. I actually currently have a cat rn, actually. (His names Bear, hes a black cat & i love him w/ all my heart, but still, my point stands). But i want a partner.

i want someone to kiss, and cuddle, and hug, and love. But bc of what i am, a afab human-person thing whos only social life & interaction other then my parents is via online spaces bc due to my lifestyle i js dont have any other options, an aroace who cant like-like some1 like that and who doesnt want to have sex and doesnt feel sexually for irl people and who never will

i js. I cant have it. Unless i luck out & meet a fellow aro, or ace, or aroace out in the wild, which is- extremely unlikely, tbqh, i wont ever have it. And thats not even the worst part, bc being cupioromantic is, believe it or not, a double-fucking-edged sword.

The few times ive tried to explain to my online friends what i want in a partner, ive constantly felt like im invalidating myself, and it fucking sucks. Bc what aro wants to kiss, and hug, and cuddle and what proper aro wants a romantic relationship??

i dont know how to explain it in words, tbqh, so ill do it via example.

so, fun fact! I only recently found out that im cupioromantic. Oh, i knew i was aro, certainly, but not cupioromantic bc i didnt know it was a thing. That like. Actually existed. (And by recently i mean last-fucking-night)

previously i hadnt thought abt it much tbqh. Then, my friend brought up the subject of love. I said, “i mean realistically no one will ever love me”. My friend responded w/ a gif that flashed the word “lie!” (LMFAO).

to summarise, what happened was i tried (and failed) to properly explain what i wanted in a partner w/o invalidating myself (and failed, im pretty sure). Then, my friend said “so cupioromantic?”

I looked it up, andddd went “oh. Oh fuck dear lord this is me. Well, im fucked.” Now i didnt say that, of course, but, yea, u get the gist of it lmao.

basically, the whole point of this example is that being cupioromantic and not invalidating urself bc u js dont think ur vaild is. Hard. Very very hard.

Now, i am in no way saying cupioromantic is not a vaild identity/romantic orientation, bc it completely is. This whole post is js me trying to deal w/ the fact i dont think im vaild when i know, logically that i am. My brain is js- having a hard time accepting that, ig.

ANYGAYS imma end this whole rant thingy now b4 this ends up being 2x longer then it already is. Gn ya’ll! (Yes i do know it is 7:35 am as i am writing this shut-)

[yourslave7777]

I work 4 weeks in remote camps and then get 2 weeks off. Im looking for a Master who is willing to have more control over me while at work than at home, at home I need more freedom to unwind, but still communicate.

I like show-off Masters, I want to see you to, see who Im serving. Pics dont have to be all nsfw, I like to see my Masters in normal day to day just as much.

I'm looking for long term.

I have a strict diet while at work that I need Master to closely monitor to maintain or I go off of the rails, but not to change too much because it works for me, up for discussion.

If you want credentials and passwords to some stuff we can discuss, I need to be closely monitorred to keep me honest, I wont give passwords to anything financial but I can show you statements or other info, especially if you want to control me financially, give me an allowance, say what I can and cant buy. I wont send money to you but you should still control it.

My outer clothes, or any type of exposure are hard limits, I am a boss at work so will not do anything to jeopordize that. But if you want to choose my underwear the night before or have me wear stuff like a form of a collar that can be hidden Im fine with that, panties as punishment, diapers that aren't obvious, whatever, Im happy to give that control to you. If you want me to purchase anything please send me what you want me to purchase, dont make me choose, that is a lazy master. You want me to have some panties muxed in with my underwear to wear as punishment, send me a link to the type of panties you want for me, it is no fun choosing for myself. Dont expect ill buy right away though, I need to save up.

I dont want to jump on a dildo every day, I love stuff in my ass just not all the time. Once or twice a week is more than enough. Though I am happy to wear plugs for days at a time, big ones for short use, smaller for longer use like while working.

Chastity is great for a few days at a time or up to a week, but I am also very fond of gooning, edging, and ruined orgasms as cum control methods to keep me horny and docile.

I need, crave, constant communication with my Master... and attention, you should be willing to back and forth text most days, you dont talk much Ill get bored and leave, if you are going to be on a communication hiatus tell me. Ill do the same. When im home my communication goes way down, sometimes no communication at all for days, but youll always know its coming. Point is, as a sub Ive come to realize that what I crave most of all from the master I admire is his attention, its what will make me do most anything for him.

Rules, routine, control, I want to give up a good portion of my life to you, within limits. If you like forcing a slave to ask permission to go to the bathroom, what it can eat, how it can talk, what underwear it wears, control its money, its dick and ass, if you like to make your slave do humiliating tasks or to be your office bitch and build you a spread sheet all while gagged, in chastity and sitting on a dildo, etc.

Please DM and lets start a conversation.

[not-quite-girl-nor-quite-boy]

A/N so this is a little different from my usual works but I just sorta thought of this one so yeah. Happy holidays everyone, enjoy a Christmas, fluffy, angsty I guess, familial fic.

Have fun <3

"here you go Cass." Dean said handing him a messily wrapped present covered in gold and red shiny wrapping paper with a big bow on the top.

"for Sam?" He asked moving his present filled hand toward Sam.

"no Cass, its for you hun." Dean smiled albeit confusedly. Cass sighed sadly looking at the floor

"I don't understand." He mumbled.

"hey, that's ok Cass, it's your first Christmas, what don't you understand?" Sam asked patiently.

"I thought gifts were given to loved ones." Dean looked at him almost offended.

"hold on." Sam said to dean. "Cass, did you get us gifts?"

"I'm sorry, I see now why you would not want them. I apologise."

"no no no Cass. Ok how do we do this?" Sam asked himself.

"Cass, why would you love us and us not love you? I tell you I love you all the time." Dean said.

"yeah but... Why would you mean it?" Cass asked. "you say it when I say it first. I thought that was just social protocol." He reasoned.

Sam looked at dean shocked and outraged.

"dean! You only say it when he says it first are you kidding me?!" Sam shouted angry.

"yeah well... That doesn't make it less true or constant." He said sheepishly to Sam before turning to Cass. "you know that right?"

"how could he when he only hears it as an echo?" Sam said. He was defending Cass with avengance.

"hold on." Dean mumbled eyebrows furrowed.

"no I'm not done yelling at you yet!" He said.

"no no seriously. Stop." Dean said.

"did you say why would that be true?"

"well... Yeah." Cass mumbled.

"why?" Dean said.

"well. I'm a broken angel dean. Why would you love me? What is there to love?" cass asked genuinely, that was what really shook dean, Cass truly believed what he was saying to him, he thought himself unlovable because he wasn't what he once was.

"shut up cass." dean said.

"i-im sorry." he said looking down.

sam watched the conversation develop quietly.

"you should be.-"

"Dean-" sam started.

"how dare you. how could you possibly see yourself that way?! i love you cass! i love you so much. i dont care about that. when you were a real angel or whatever the hell you wanna call it you were a dick! i didnt love you until you started caring, until you had and expressed the emotions you were previously punished for feeling. Cass we love you so much. i love you so much. how could you possibly think we wouldnt love you. how could you think that. i am so totally in love with you cass. everything i am is thanks to you. not because you saved me from hell but because you save us, you help us, you heal us, and you heal the people i love. i dont love you out of gratitude cass, i love you becuase even wehn it ends badly you try to help people no matter what and if it ends worse off you hate yourself, you feel the guilt even when it isnt your fault. when something bad happens that knowledge kills you. like, do you rmeber when i got sick and you were human and you stayed up for almost a week taking care of me and you hated yourself for not being able to heal me?" Cass nodded slightly, "do you remember when i jumped into a hunt the second i could and ended up having to catch you when you passed out from exhaustion, dehydration, starvation because you thought that you didnt matter if you couldnt help others?" cass nodded again. "do you remeber what i said to you when you woke up?"

cass nodded again before saying, "you said that it didint matter who else was in trouble, it didnt matter that i wasnt an angel because you needed me and that you loved me. you said that i couldnt help anyone if i didnt take care of myself because id end up dead and that if that happened you wouldnt know what to do with yourself." cass finished.

"and thats why i love you, because you would blow up the very ground you stand on to make something right, you would put the life of a caterpiller before your own. i love you because no matter what happens you prioritise others and no matter what happens you never stop lovong the little things."

"and its a good thing too other wise dean would never get any action." sam joked.

"Sam! get out, im busy!" he commanded, its a good thing sam was already leaving because he was too busy laughing at himself to hear him.

"ignoring sams untrue and incorrect comment cass, i love you. do you understand?" dean asked. scootching towards cass who nodded. "I love you too." he said before wrapping him in a tight hug, cass didnt really like kissing, hugs he loved and sex he didnt ming but kissing was too strange, he couldnt stand the feeling of someone slese toung in his mouth, said it felt like worms, so dean kissed him on the forehead or on the mouth without tounge, if it made cass happy he was more than happy to comply. but cass knew he was loved and that was what he needed to hear.

"so what did you get me anyway?" he asked.

"oh cass, youre gonna love it." dean said as he handed it over. cass unpeeled the gold and crimson paper his smile positively beamed. “Merry Christmas!”

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" cass screamed, dean smiled and sam came in running.

"What is it? What happened?" he asked. he looked at cass with the bee themed pj jumpsuit slippers, eyemask and photo frame unwrapped in his lap.

"So you like it?" dean asked.

cass rushed over to dean and hugged him so hard dean had to check his ribs. he chuckled at his verocity.

"my god i love you."

So yeah. Enjoy. Just thought it would be interesting and it kinda makes sense to me that cass would have a terrible family sense given that the angels were really aggressive and not exactly loving, so yeah. Any thoughts? Let me know :)

Send me prompts please. I have no inspiration :)

[fandxmslxt69]

Similarities List PART 2

Again, after lots of research has been done, deep thought (it took like half an hour just for one list) and lots of reading, here's the second part to this.....

Small note: SO SORRY FOR NOT HAVING POSTED IN A WHILE :(

MINORS DNI BEYOND THIS POINT

DICK GRAYSON (DC), NEWT (TMR) AND MATT MURDOCK (MCU)

Tease them, they will collapse into such big bottoms

h a n d j o b s

One day they're forcing you on your knees and ordering you around the next day they're sobbing and begging you to touch them

PRAISE KINKS. SO MUCH. SO MUCH PRAISE KINKS

...choking kink im sorry but its true

So soft and sweet

The sex depends on the mood

If its set to cute and fluffy, they'll hold your hand and kiss your face and body as they slowly move in and out, cute soft talk along the way, praise and shit and they're the sweetest beans ever

-"Would you like me to continue my princess? Or is that enough? I'm here to do what you want, just say it"

"Use your words love" bc its their power move

Your pleasure >> theirs

It usually cute love making more than full out sex

BUT ON A ROUGH NIGHT

If the mood is set rough or angry oH BOY ARE YOU IN FOR A NIGHT 

Rough. Just rough.

Its no longer sweet and love making

-Full out pounding

Again. Handjobs. 

They will make you fulfill every one of THEIR pleasures before they move onto yours

There's the occasional bondage (who's tying up who? Well that's a good question)

 But its never too much

Oh the praise kinks drive them crazy

"Oh? You won't beg? A pity, and here I was ready to give you some fun"

Consent is everything to them

AFTERCAREEEEEEEEEE

They will cling onto you after sex

Cuddles >>>

Fall asleep almost right after

Soft morning love making is their favourite

They take you out for breakfast on the weekends

Fridays you go out for a fancy dinner

Sundays are lazy movie days

Bruce knows Dick is a soft angel but this is on another level

Villains. Dick is so protective. Like so much

Constantly calling you to make sure you're okay

"Call me as soon as you get home"

"If there's even ANYTHING suspicious you call me do you understand?"

"If there's any problems and you see Batman. Run the other way. I don't care what it is, I don't want you to get hurt"

If you do get taken-

No sleep

Always up planning

Alfred tried coaxing him to sleep but he wouldn't listen

"If I sleep I waste time, and I don't know if she HAS time"

He cries every five minutes

Damian joked around about the Joker having taken you

Dick literally went into a panic AND anxiety attack + a mental breakdown all in one

Damian got grounded

You getting captured by Wicked

Same effect

Crazy

Loses his mind

Constant breakdowns

Matt. Ohmygod the devil of Hell's Kitchen, losing the love of his life???

Prepare New York you've got a new villain on your hands

He'd lose his mind

Forget work he's 24/7 looking for you

No mercy on anyone, at all, will and has destroyed everything in his path to find you

Nearly broke up with you a bit after that, realizing how much danger he puts you in

Basically. If he loses you, he will have his villain arc and kill every single person on this planet until he finds you and you are safe and sound in his arms

They love buying you sweet little gifts

Getting suffocated by your thighs while you sit on their faces >>>>>

Such softies

Again super protective

Always taking care of you

SUCH SWEETBEANS

No toys. Unless you're okay with it but they prefer not to

Bottom behaviour on tired days

Again, can go from these hardcore tops, fucking you into oblivion to wanting you to fuck them into oblivion

I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH

PRAISE KINK

Vocal. 

They love hearing you make all the pretty little noises just for them

Its like heaven to their ears

But they're also very vocal

Cuddling while they work that usually ends in needy soft sex

~~~~~~~~ - Clem (and a bit of Atlas)

[foreverwhelmed]

i also have a little theory on die a hero but im not sure if im interpreting everything correctly or if I missed something SO! pretty sure that the second chip that went missing was slade inputting that chip into robin BUT. this is not to dissuade from his emotional turmoil and isn’t a reinterpretation of most of his internal turmoil, but i do feel like with the idea of uncovered clones (how superboy was meant to “replace superman should he turn from the light”) that dick would,,, have the reaction to kill the robin in front of him (Jason) for not listening to him. and ofc that’s not the only reason if it is a reason (or if it is a reason at all and there is no chip), but I find it really interesting that klarion asking slade to order dick to do something garnered that sort of reaction from slade (and while I don’t doubt that slade did gain a soft side for dick, I also think that slade choosing to show himself as angry to not only dick but vandal savage and klarion means that, if the chip was in play, slade didn’t want dick to know and was telling the rest to not push it)

ofc it can also be dick’s natural turmoil into insanity here and im assuming a lot of THAT specific singular chip’s functions if it does fit into this theory, yknow if at all (but i do think dick’s months of being drugged could have meant more than that but again. assumptions) bUT ANYWAY I’ve had it on my mind!!! but was too scared to comment on ao3 sobs

AND extra: the singular thought going through dick’s mind throughout that entire fight and m’gann explicitly saying it’s was the largest thought going through his mind was also making me wonder . BUT ITS JUST A THEORY and i prolly missed a lot of stuff that could debunk this sobs

This is a super fun theory but nope! The first chip went into Superman and the second one was used on the Flash, partly because he happened to be the only other hero on the Watchtower when it got attacked and partly because the Light needed his superspeed to take down the other heroes. Again, your theory is super fun but Dick attacking Jason was entirely the result of his brain having a meltdown in the middle of a battle when he had to process the fact that his little brother 1) replaced him and 2) was putting his life at risk when everything Dick did was to keep him safe. Klarion’s interest in Dick stems from the fact that he’s a multiversal constant (this is bs I stole from the comics) and he’s supposed to be a hero and a good guy so Dick obeying Slade’s orders goes so completely against the way the universe is supposed to work that it actually damages the balance of order/chaos to an extent that Klarion can actually see it. When he wanted Slade to order Dick around, it was because he wanted to see the damage up close. Slade got pissed because he does not want the Light to be paying attention to Dick, Dick is his apprentice and definitely not a toy for the Light to play with. Dick’s breakdown was all him. Aside from the fact that Slade didn’t want a mind-controlled apprentice, the biggest reason he didn’t use a chip on Dick is that the Light can see who’s chipped. The Light only knows that Robin stole the chips from the Watchtower, and they believe that Batman was the one to find out about them and distracted the League/Team while Robin retrieved them, but only because there’s no other explanation for how he found out about them. Slade needs the Light to never find out that he was the one behind the chips disappearing, and using a chip on his apprentice would raise all kinds of questions that he can’t answer without the Light declaring war on him. I hope I answered all your questions, and even though it’s not canon, it’s a great theory and I love seeing all your detective work!

[chaoticgremlinbrainspace]

✨im mentally ill about nightwing/dick Greyson once again ✨

Disclaimer: this is once again self indulgence and my grasp of canon vs Fanon is shaky. hear me out dick Greyson struggling with fatigue, especially because im insane and really like the adhd head canon so its like somedays everything is way too much but he continues on, head ache, missed breakfast, coffee doesn't work for him. all the fun things I just think it would be neat if as rightwing hes uses all his energy there keeping all the things hes doing running constant checking and double checking, reminders, every strategy in the book. so when it comes to his personal life he just has far less to give realistically but he tries anyway. hes constantly moving. I think it would also be silly goofy of him to have problems sleeping because a lot of people with adhd have trouble sleeping due to the brain not really turning off, along with other things that he might have because adhd us nothing if not a team player in terms of what you can pack with it in the mental illness lunch box. like restless leg syndrome. anyway I think dick having to slough through his regular life, constant headaches, fatigue, sleep problems, worsened symptoms would be neat ghrdinfsejd a little bit because im projecting I just feel like yeah I know hes a super hero and part of that means theyre more fantastical than a real person, I just think its neat to make him a bit more human. anyway, I just think dick is always on, all the time hes never off, like part of adhd at least for me is that being in public for a long time is fucking exhausting, I can hear and smell everything, my attention keeps drifting and the texture of my pants are off and I hate it. so I feel some days he just, sits in his apartment in the dark, because the lights are too harsh right now. I feel like he would struggle a bit with keeping personal relationships, especially if he doesn't see them for a while because adhd object permanence is garbage, but I feel like he would set so many reminders and shit. like adhd dick to me is just, over compensating to the point he runs himself into the ground, or going out with a bang(the emotions really can dysregulate). and like I think he would probably have undiagnosed adult adhd so its an extra layer of “there's something wrong with me other people can do this task with ease but I need like 13 alarms and I still haven't charged my phone and im have a depression spiral in the bath tub at 3 am and I haven't slept well in threee days but it's fine because im going out at some??? point shit I need to check my calendar, oh fuck I haven't eaten in a while, what was I thinking??” that and heavy ass brain fog on really bad days. bur also he would probably pump out a shit ton of like reports or smth in like 3 hours(this is from experience and observations, my mom who has adhd used to do the work of like 3 people before being medicated) that and  think dick would have the messiest house full of shit from pass hyper fixations, and lack of executive function(the dishes haunt his ass) which would feed into the 3 am depressive spirals. im just saying dicks got the superhero part of his life together but the civilian life is absolutely in shambles and the only reason it isn't all falling apart is the extreme anxiety and fear of failure/disappointment because agin RSD is a bitch. this also means  adhd dick Greyson has the habit of playing one song over and over again for hours until physically ill of the song. like I think dick would try to appear somewhat toether as a civilian (shoving shit in the closet anytime he has guests over, throwing things into huge garbage bags and then the closet, hiding shit under the bed, closing off rooms as off limits bc its full of garbage) because he doesn't want to be judged. like I think dick falling apart bit but being used to it is a silly goofy lil treat, for me <3. once again projecting onto him, I think he would space the fuck out during like commute, like hes still somewhat aware bc like bat training but also like ten thousand thoughts are fighting for dominance and the brain fog is coming in hard and this head ache wont leave and- anyway thank you for coming to my insane self indulgent ramblings about dick Greyson 

[peaterookie]

Lupin III Chapter 41 Review

It's like 2 am.. friday on a school day hits hard tbh but dw I'm still alive! Lupin review is back again and not any better than last time :D

before i start, one thing i like to point out about the english title is that they somehow kept the japanese title but altered the "ku" in a different place??? why didn't they just remove it

anyways adult lupin is back along with goemon!! its nice to see them again (they are yassified in this panel fr)

goemon still doesn't like lupin as usual and lupin is back to steal from his master, as usual!

this time he wants the jito sword art, which is as best as i can describe it some kind of scroll about some sword technique he hires a bunch of assassins i believe but goemon kills all of them and hes like you cant get the scroll, asshole.

then lupin goes to goemon's master and asks for it hes quite a stubborn asshole about it so the master rejects him and he departs looking for other devious ways to get it

i love the constant gag of stuff getting thrown at him

then goemon and the master talk to each other they just shit talk lupin and how the jito scrolls can't be stolen and it has to be earned with merits

then this woman comes out of NOWHERE and she was listening in their conversation the whole time! she's like the most confusing part of this chapter for me she's either like a journalist that shoves her nose into everyone's business or working for lupin somehow

the tokyopop translation says: (after, i checked to make sure it matches the og translation and yeah they did a decent job with it)

Panel 1: "No? That's cool. I make up half of what I write anyway." (talking about how the scroll has to be earned with merits and whether it's true) Panel 2: "What a scoop! Lupin III is after the Jito Scrolls." Panel 3: "Front page for sure!"

needless to say she talks to lupin about it and he shows off the scrolls he's stolen... and some other stuff.

she's me while reading the shitty part of the manga

im glad monkey punch put in a character we can all relate to anyways lupin becomes a pervert towards her so she just smacks him on the head and leaves W move!

then we have a shot comparing the master's skills and lupin's in the master's side we have goemon and him skillfully defeating some assassins that they assumed was hired by lupin the journalist girl observes them and goes wow cool !

then we pan to lupan who tries to break these stone pillars with his legs

then ok this part is so funny the journalist girl was like wait he didnt break a single one lupin just walks away to his house all cool and then its revealed that all his limbs are broken

WHAT DID HE THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN??? im losing it rn

after that the master and lupin decides to duel he puts down the scrolls and if lupin can beat him then he can take it lupin is up on this cliff thingy while hes below the waterfall

and yeah goemon is there too he doesn't do anything he gets immediately sidelined as the master tells him to leave since its 1v1 fight

lupin asks the master to give him 10 seconds to prepare himself until they make their first move and then when 10 seconds passed lupin reveals that he was in the water the entire time, limbs intact, and kills the master classic lupin plot twist i dont even have the energy to question it tbh

im assuming after that he takes the scroll and as foreshadowed from the panel where he showed off the bras to the journalist... he tries to have smex with the journalist but he fails aaand gets a bucket smacked on his dick

as deserved!! also that left top panel looks TERRIFYING JESUS CHRIST sorry lupin but you cant get your extra trophy but at least you got the jito scrolls the end.

this chapter's ending confused me a lot at first but after the review it seems like i got it i think

even as a manga fan reading the first manga series is rough but doing these helps me appreciate it more :) my review is shitty and just done for fun after all but hopefully from this people can be more encouraged to read it

[brainsoupi]

a hopeless diary entry

i’m listening to a Tame Impala album as I type this out. I have my disk of crystals beside me, i’m wearing my favorite clothes, I put lipliner on this morning and realized that my eyelashes were significantly shorter from the last time I checked. I applied for a job.. kind of, i’m pretty sure they’re not hiring, but I emailed anyways.. because it felt good to think “Im just a girl who works at a crystal shop after school.” It felt real good to think that. In fact, I repeated it over and over to myself. I do that a lot, it sort of brings me back down to earth and feels nice, like a deep breath. these days I find i’m like the wind. I flow from one frame of mind to the other, one emotion to the next, usually with long intervals of emptiness, but.. nice emptiness. I forget things after a few hours, and I have to keep retyping sentences because they don’t make sense. My mother and I have been arguing for a couple days, not a constant under the breath muttering type, more like angry dog barks, with teeth. Actually- exactly like dogs. I forget the emotions fast and so does she. Im moody in the morning, and she’s that way in the afternoon and I pick up on the stickiness. In a way, we reflect each other. In my alone time I think about how much I love my mother but I just cant face her, it stings to look at her sometimes. At the same time I can thank her for showing me new parts of myself. I don’t need to name the good parts of her and i, we only fight 5% of the time we are together and its all- useless per say. Well, useless as an “us” but beneficial as in learning myself deeper, ya know? I observed something verryyyy interesting in my astronomy class... a giggly, bubbly girl who laughs at dick pics and talks about past flings semi- loudly, as if to say “hey look at me, I know how to play, and well, at that. Bet you don’t think i’m a loser anymore, huh!” Does she think she’s a loser? What makes her a loser? “theres no more boys. no more flings. no more plug pick ups at the park. no more sneaking out. no more liquor. no more friends. we are losers”. Someone aught to tell her (and i am telling her, now) that she’s not there anymore, she was there, she did that, she had FUN and it was what she needed to be doing then, but we are not there anymore! We are doing new things now, we are changing, morphing. To not honor the stage you’re at is a betrayal. You’re just here. Stuck here. Stuck in this gap in space, cant go backwards and cant skip ahead. so what? deal with it. wtvrrr i don’t like this journal entry, its dark and gross, a mucky cave with NO crystals. oh welll. I had a dream the other night. A feminine energy took me to a masculine one, seemingly resembling a lion or peacock? idk it didn’t have a definite form. It “told” me telepathically that it saw me and was kind of following me. It wasn’t scary. afterwards I slipped into a dream where my mom told me my nostrils were abnormally large. My body woke me up at 4 something AM and I sat in the backyard watching the eclipse. Afterwards I meditated, my grandmother made me a breakfast I hadn’t had since I was a child, I slept till 11 and then had a second breakfast at 1. I love breakfast. I am hopeless. 

[iwadori]

Haikyu boys when they make you insecure PT 1 (Kenma,Kuroo)

Part 1 Part 2  Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6.

Word Count:3k 

genre: angst, fluff

masterlist

Kenma:

You and Kenma have been in a long distance relationship for a while.

Both of you stream, Kenma doing it seriously for his job and you just playing it for fun,

Sometimes you stream together of course but because of your difference in audiences and games you don’t do it all the time

“Bye guys! Hope you enjoyed todays stream” You wave off to the camera and shut off your PC taking a few sips of water.

Kenma: Hey.. nice stream today Y/N are you going to watch mine?

Y/N: Of course I will 

Kenma: Ok talk to you later

Y/N: okayy <3

Kenma is what inspired you to stream, he also taught you all the ins and outs of streaming making sure you were set and ready. Your gaming style was very relaxed and friendly as you obviously weren’t streaming as a career just for fun and to make friends with your online viewers. The games you played were usually: minecraft, COD, Sims 4, Roblox, Animal crossing and *Insert your favourite game here* the way I literally named all the games I play 

You wait for Kenmas stream to start, kind of excited as you’ve always loved seeing your boyfriend in his ‘element’ when it comes to playing to games. As your boyfriends stream starts you see he’s already chosen what game he is playing today which is to your surprise Call of duty, since that was the game you were playing earlier.

As he gets into the stream you are entertained, as always since Kenma was being his usual self laughing at his own deadpan jokes and interacting with his viewers. He is currently waiting for his capture the flag game to start so as he waits he decides to read some comments in the chat.

You’re used to the usual ‘Kenma where is Y/N I miss your usual streams together’ or ‘kenma please RAIL me’ which always makes you laugh. You were also used to the common hate comments Kenma and You both got on your streams but you were definitely not ready for this..

@ Ihatewomanandiamadick : Hey Kenma did you see your girls stream today she is so dog shit at COD lmaoooo jhdfkjdrhdrr

“Well hello ihatewomenandiamadick” started Kenma “but yes I did see Y/N stream and obviously she is not the best at games and I would definitely NOT ask her to team with me for any serious gaming competitions ... but she’s fun to watch I guess” as he finished speaking about you his game loaded up so he focused his attention on that the words he just spoke going to the back of his mind as they end up at the forefront of yours.

You obviously knew you were no match for Kenma’s gaming expertise but you didn’t expect him to publicly agree with a hate comment let alone add more of his imput on you. Did he really think that about you? ‘She’s fun to watch I guess’ did he not even enjoy your streams that much?

You wanted to distract yourself, and you definitely couldn’t do that watching him so you close off of his stream and get in your bed deciding to watch your favourite show. 

Waking up at 6pm after your sad nap, you see that Kenma has left some messages to you,

Kenma: hey did you watch my stream?

Kenma: do you want to facetime later and play some minecraft..?

Kenma: y/n r u ok??

Y/N: oh hey cnt play minecraft w you rn not really in the mood..

Kenma: oh ok..

Time passed since then a month to be exact and you basically dropped off of the face of the earth, you weren’t in the mood to do anything let alone game and stream, which was a constant reminder of your boyfriend (something you didn’t want at the time.) 

You felt embarrassed over all the things he said about you and all the things you now think he thinks about you and the way you play. Maybe he thinks even worse things about you, beyond just how you game? What if he doesn’t even genuinely like you...or he has someone else...it does make sense, you do both live miles and miles away from eachother AND he’s a big streamer you see the amount of girls in his comments.

You shake your head to erase your protruding thoughts coming in your mind, but it doesn’t really help. You and Kenma haven’t spoken much over this month he tried to constantly reach out to you at first but you assume he got bored over your constant, repetitive dry texts. So you were almost content with you and Kenma not even being in a relationship anymore.

However on Kenma’s side, he was beyond worried about you. Since you haven’t been streaming or barely responded to his texts he thought something happened to you, but he didn’t want to be seen as ‘overstepping boundaries’ if there was nothing wrong at all with you and you simply were just ‘not in the mood.’ 

So here he is, in Kuroo’s apartment trying to get him to help him out on finding out what is wrong with you.

“So kenma can you remember what happened the day when Y/N went ‘ghost’“ asked Kuroo in a mock detective voice

“Y/N didn’t go ‘ghost’ Kuro, and take this seriously” said Kenma “I’m worried bout her”

“Okay fine, but for real what’s the last thing you remember before she started acting all weird.” 

“Umm I think it was around a month ago I did my saturday stream and I think she was on it but she didn’t leave her usual nice comments throughout”

“Ohh that was the stream when you sai-” Kuroo said before pausing his words as the memory of what Kenma said about you on his stream came in his mind, as even Kuroo thought it was a tad bit harsh for Kenma to say all those things “I think I know why Y/N has been so distant kiddo”

“What why?” Asked Kenma

Kuroo pulls out his phone and brings up the clip off what Kenma said and Kenma’s face cringes ‘did he really say all those things about you’ he thinks. 

“Shit.. I didn’t know I said all of that” he said quietly “how do I make it up to her?”

“There’s only one thing you can really do Kenma” said kuroo

You are woken up out of your sleep by a knock on the door. Getting out your bed like a zombie, you trudge to your front door only surprised by what you see. There in his 5′6 glory stood your ‘boyfriend’ Kenma with a controller and a kitten teddy in his hand. You were very tempted to shut the door in his face and get back to your dreamless sleep but you waited on him to speak.

“Hi Y/N” he said quietly “wanna play some minecraft...?”

“Why so you can ridicule me on how shit I am?” You ask bitterly ready to shut the door on him

“No! No not all” he said stopping you from shutting the door entering your place “Y/N i’m really sorry on what I said, I wasn’t thinking AT ALL... I love watching your streams and I think you’re great at playing games...I was just being a dick,”

You take a deep breath before tears pool in your eyes “what you said really hurt me kenma..” you say “ I know people say shitty things on the internet all the time... it’s the internet. But I wasn’t expecting you to agree with the hater and say even more shitty things on top of that.. I don’t think I want to even stream anymore”

Upon hearing that, Kenma’s mouth parts open with shock ‘you dont want to stream anymore’ were his comments that bad? Now he feel even worse as he should and is now more determined to make things right. 

He impulsively drags your arm into your game room, catching your surprise ‘what is he up too?’ you think. He stops for a second seeing your usual pristine gaming set up, collected up with dust. 

“What are you do-” you start 

“Just wait!” He says, as he rushes away turning on all your stuff and logging onto his twitch account as he sees the views go up he starts to speak

 “Hi guys, its me kodzuken and today I’m here on stream with my beautiful girlfriend and today I want to say..” he turns to you “Y/N im so sorry for the horrible things I said to you that day... I was just being a dick and I’m sorry I really am.”

You look at the chat and you see some confusion and some people recalling his words from last month. “It’s fine Kenma, I forgive you” you say giving him a hug”

“Okay Y/N, so what do you say... wanna beat my ass at bed wars?” He says with a smirk 

“When have I ever loss?” you return his smirk

Of course you did beat his ass as bed wars for rounds on rounds never losing proving yourself to actually be a good gamer girl. You enjoyed your time with Kenma, forgetting what he said before about you and moving on. 

Eventually, you guys moved in together and streamed together all the time and yes you still do play for fun but you’ve gotten way better at COD (some may say better then Kenma) but who is better didn’t matter to any of you, as long as you got to play together that’s all you both cared about.

Kuroo:

Kuroo and you have been together since you were in your first year of high school 

You met as friends first when you got him to tutor you in chemistry ( a subject you still aren’t that good at.)

Now you have your upcoming entrance exams for university in a month so your school has you doing mock exams in preparation for them.

20%

You look down at your chemistry paper that your teacher just handed you. 20%. You’re surprised, very surprised since out of all your subjects (that you go 90+% on) you studied on the chemistry test the hardest ensuring Testurou, that you didn’t need his help at all. But I guess it turns out, you did.

This failing mock grade put a blunder on your day, you didn’t interact with anyone and didn’t want to see your boyfriend so you skipped your usual routine of meeting him on the rooftop and went to the library instead ‘might aswell start early on your studying’ you thought.

As you were going over your chemistry topics, you hear an ‘ahem’ next to you and you turn your head only to find your boyfriend and his friends next to you. Kuroo with his usual goofy smile on his face. 

“Hey kitten where were you at lunch?” he asked 

“Needed to go to the library, Chemistry is kicking my ass” you mumbled 

“Oya” he said as he noticed your chemistry test laying under your textbook “20%, well damn Y/N I knew you were stupid, but I didn’t know you were that stupid” he laughed doing his stupid usual hyena-like laugh.

Ouch well that hurt. You slightly flinched at his words, “Really your name, you didn’t know the molecular formula for ethanol, that’s first year work” he said continuing to laugh “I’m pretty sure that’s one of the first things I tutored you on when we first met” 

His overbearing laughter was not good for you, you were already having a bad day and yes you do know your not that good at chemistry but you didn’t need your chemistry-enthusiast boyfriend to make fun of you for failing. Kenma and Yaku stood there awkwardly obviously aware of how bad Kuroo is making you feel but they didn’t really know how to stop his friend in the moment.Whilst he’s still dying of laughter you decide to pack up your stuff and leave the library.

You managed to get your Chemistry tutor to let you retake your mock paper in a week so that means, extra hard studying with no distractions you definitely can’t fail again. Since studying on your own was definitely not a good option, and you couldn’t go to Kuroo (especially after he ridiculed you) you decided to ask the second smartest person you know to tutor you.

Y/N: Hey Yaku! Can I ask you a favour?

Yaku: Hi Y/N what do you need??

Y/N: I have my chemistry retake next week, and as you know from your loud-loud friend I failed my recent test so can you tutor me?? 

Y/N: Pleaseeee

Yaku: Ok Y/N why can’t you ask Kuroo you know that he’d be more than happy to help

Y/N: Yakuu pleasee just help me out 

So there you was, nearly a week done with your study sessions with Yaku and you’re feeling way more confident than before. 

“Y/N what is the functional group of a Carboxylic Acid” Yaku asked

“umm... COO?” 

“Great! that’s correct Y/N” he praises i dont actually know if it’s correct or not

You then hear a knock at Yaku’s front door and hear his mum let the person in, Kuroo then enters Yaku’s bedroom with shock plastered on his face surprised to see you here.

“Y/N...hey?” he says confused “what are you doing here?”

“Oh Mori-chan is just helping me with chemistry for my retake tommorow” you say nochalantly internally smiling at the twinge in Kuroo’s face at the purposeful use of Yaku’s first name.

“So why didn’t you ask me to help you know I’m a chemistry whiz” he asks

“Maybe I’m too stupid to be taught under your tutelage” you mumble “since I seem to forget whatever you teach me, even when it’s 3 years ago... but ok”

“Y/N I-” he starts 

“Oh save it Kuroo, I have studying to do” you say cutting him off

“But I-” he tries

“So Mori-chan COOH is the function group of ethyl ethonate right?” you ask ignoring your boyfriend who is now at a lost for words

“ummm yeah it is” says yaku who is clearly feeling heavily awkward at the tension in his bedroom.

Kuroo leaves and you and yaku finish off the studying for the night, you did feel a little bad for being a bit mean to Kuroo but it’s karma for him being a dick to you. 

You wake up the next day ready for your exam which was first thing in the morning, before you hand in your phone you see a message from Kuroo,

Kuroo: I know you’re still mad at me, but I think you’re going to do so well on this test. You’re not stupid at all, you’re really smart and I love you < 3 

Kuroo: Good luck Y/N

You don’t respond to the message but smile at the sincerity of it and thankful for the boost of confidence it gave you before you start your exam.

Finishing the exam with a smile, you were confident you did well as everything you and Yaku went over was on the paper and you’re almost certain you atleast got more than 75%. You have to wait an hour before your teacher can give you your results, so in the meantime you might aswell reconcile with Kuroo.

When you exit the classroom, standing there was Kuroo who seemed to have been waiting for you for the whole duration of the exam.

“So how was it?” Kuroo asked, apprenhensive as he assumed you would just ignore him like you did at Yaku’s house.

“It was fine, I think it went alright..” you say

“Kuroo”

“Y/N”

You say simultaneously, he pauses for a second to let you speak “I’m sorry I was being so stand offish when we were at Yaku’s I just wanted you to see I could do it on my own, and when you called me stupid I really took that to heart since you and I both know that Chemistry wasn’t ever my best subject” 

“I’m sorry too, I didn’t mean to make you feel bad, and since it was only a practice test I didn’t think you’d take it to heart but I am sorry I know you aren’t stupid.”

Before you got to say anything else, your Chemistry teacher exited the room with your chemistry paper in hand. Kuroo grabbed your hand anticipating your nerves and gave it a gentle squeeze.

“Miss L/N” said your teacher “Well done on your chemistry test” he turned your test around to sure a perfect 100%. Both you and Kuroo gasped, you were elated to say the least you wanted to jump up and down in excitement but a PERFECT 100%.

“I’d also like to add that you have now got the top chemistry score in the school beating the previous title holder Kuroo Testurou” said your teacher, this made Kuroo open his mouth even wider in surprise nearly making you giggle at his response. 

Your teacher took his leave, leaving you and Kuroo in the hallway “ I guess i’m the chemistry whizz now “ you say wiggling your eyebrows just as Kuroo did to you before at Yaku’s this made him chuckle as he came to put his arm around you.

“Y/N don’t get ahead of yourself now, you may have won this battle but I will win the war” he said smiling

In the final exam, you continue your winning streak also getting a near 100% and still beating Kuroo which didn’t matter to either of you, now you’re just like him cracking chemistry puns and jokes all the time which none of your friends appreciated but atleast Kuroo found them SODIUM funny.

AN: Please kill me for the last line of Kuroos, I didn’t really like Kuroo’s since it was a bit self indulgent with my hate for chemistry but what do you guys think?

[tparker48]

Request for WildtinyandGiant

One week ago:

You and your friend would sitting in the locker rooms of the university's gym as the two of you were talking. As time went on, your talks switch to mere curiosity as the two of you went to the far side of the locker.

"you know what just dawned on me"

"What's that, you never did have a competition on who has the bigger member"

"Ehe, im not doing that"

"Ah come on! We already did muscles, we already compared who can belch the loudest, hell we even did who hold their farts the longest. And besides, I bet mine is bigger" you said with pride, groping your hand around your bulge as you jostled it in place "good ol' prize and joy"

"You really want to do this?.."

"Damn sure! Tell ya what, I'll go first" You said as your hands raced to unfasten the tied knots. Drawing out the string as you pried the middle away with your thumb. Your other hand reaching through to dig into you briefs as it pulled out your shaft. It was still warm from the workout prior as its scent illuminated into the open air. Dropping it over your hand before letting it slouch off the waist band. Its tip just drooping past the pocket. "There you see, I showed you mine. Now its your turn."

"Fine.."he sighed "Don't think I can talk you out of it" he said unfastening his strap. Drawing a finger inside, but soon reached his hole hand as he pulled out his shaft. Hoisting it up, it bent against the waistband as its length swelled. Getting even longer as as his hand reached his belly button. As it it did, the head would finally reveal itself as its bulb peeked out from behind the strap. Its fluffed up edges tugging against it, but soon let up as it pulled out the rest of the way. "There it is, my pride and joy." He says holding it up a bit, before Letting onto his shorts as its tip alright stretched past his knees.

"Holy- you've that stored in your pants?! How do you even fit it all in there"

"Heh, well I've had some practice. And from the looks of it, mine is clearly the biggest"

"Only by an inch! How am I supposed to compete with a snake like that?!"

"Aww, don't feel bad bud. Yours got girth, its like mine's younger muscular brother" your friend teased. Wiggling his shaft around as its length waved in the air.

"Bullshit!" You grumbled stuffing yours back into your pants. Heading out the door as you grabbed your gear.

"Where ya going."

"To workout! Need to let off some rage"

"Alright, you and your shaft have fun"

"Shut it you!"

Current Day:

It would be in the middle of the afternoon as you sat in your dorm. The area seeming to be in a constant standstill as as you gazed on your phone. As it started to ring, a notification would appear on the screen from friend.

"Hey man, its me! Hope you're not too busy today, need some help with a little project. Meet me at my dorm in a few minutes. I'll explain it all there" the message said. Slowly closing the window into the top part of the screen as placed your phone down. "He's usually on top of his projects, what kind of thing could he be doing now?" You pondered to yourself. But shook it off as you went to grab your backpack and went for the door. When you arrived at the door, your friend would be sitting there in hus gear as slouched against the wall. Gazing down at his phone before looking towards you.

"Hey! Glad you could make it!"

"Thanks, good to see your doing well too" you said in response "all that training in that academy's really bringing out those shoulders. You sure these aren't balloons" you said with a light punch.

"Har har"

"Hehe..so, what's up that you wanted to meet me at your dorm"

"Er..I'll tell you inside" he said as he tugged at his gear. Ushering you inside as he held the door open. Nodding, you obliged as you entered in first. You friend soon closing the door as he placed his bag along the table. "Remember the time when we used to to one up each other before the academy"

"Yeah? We still do every once in a while"

"Right...and do you remember when we measured our dicks"

"Yes, still can't believe yours was bigger though. And after all the workout I did to get it that way...why do you ask"

"Well..the academy wants to try out new drills to get improve their recruits resilience. For that, that tasked me to stuff someone well..." He pointed at his crotch as looked away.

"You're kidding.."

"Afraid not, they want to make that we won't crack on the job. And for that, they think what better way to it than this. They wanted to assign me a partner to take part, but I really don't confortable having one of my comrades in my pants. So.."

"You called me here to see if I could help."

"Yes..so far as everyone else goes, you're the only one who's really seen what I have stored. If the others did, I wouldn't hear the end of it. If you can, I would really appreciate it."

"Hmm...give me a minute. I have to use the restroom"

"Oh..of course, it should be that door over there" he assured pointing towards a door off to the side.

"thanks." You said in return, heading towards it as you went inside. Closing it behind you, you looked into the mirror as clasped onto your head. "what does hell am I to do?! Stuffed in his pants?! That's way too much to handle!" You yelled in your head. "Calm down, calm down. Surely it can't be as bad as it seems. I mean wouldn't be as stuffy, i hope. And his shaft is...well his shaft. It would be like sharing a room with an inflatable. A warm, squishy, soft...gah! What am I doing, fantasizing about!" You said to yourself. "But, he trust me enough to ask if I wanted to do this..and I know how much he wants to be in the academy" he said taking in a deep breath. Looking at the mirror one last time before heading back out.

"So, what do you think man"

"I'll do it"

"Ah thanks, I appreciate it. Really."

"Yeah yeah, don't get sentimental on me" you said smiling back. "So, how do get started?"

Well.."he said looking towards his bag on the table. Zipping it down as he took out a ray "I think this will explain it better."

"A shrink ray? Sheesh this academy really has it all."

"You'd be surprises at what they have"you friend said with a smile. "You ready?"

"Ready" you said as you closed your eyes, spreading you arms out as welcomed in the ray. There a slow humming sound coming from in front of you before you felt a bolt of some kind hit your chest. The second it went away, everything felt compressed as your size diminished towards the ground. Your body stopping at 5 inches as you stood along the carpet underneath you "well, that is a feeling im not gonna get used to.." You said to yourself, before two pair of boots would land just an inch away from you as you followed up the legs the were attached to. Meeting at your friend face as he slowly squatted down to retrieve you.

"Alright, let's head there before it gets too late" ypur friend recommended. Putting you into his pocket as he grabbed his things

An hour later:

The academy's training ground would be filled with recruits as they each started their exercise with their tiny partners. As they worked on their conditions, You and your friend would soon arrive as the two of you went towards the lockers. Stopping at his door, he pulled you out of his pocket as he placed you on the bench. Undressing himself in the process as he changed to his workout clothes.

"Okay, the conditioning is simple, we just gotta pass a few drills our captain has and we'll pass" your friend says as he changed into his shorts.

"Only a few drills, can't be that hard right"

"Yes, but he's strict on the training. You may have endure a heck of a lot during. More or less because-"

"Recruit! Are ready in there?" The captain yelled.

"Er, yes sir! Be right out. Alright lets get you you in. Try not to struggle alot would ya buddy?"

"You can count on me!" You salutes. Your friend picking you up into his palm as he opened up the front of his shorts.

"Glad to hear" He said with a light smile. Slowly easing you inside as his hand slipped past his waist band. The shaft would already be in contact with your legs as you felt them spread slightly apart. The bulk of its length soon glossing along you back as it started to push your form into the fabric. The space was warn, as the aroma from the organ filled the space. But even with your clothes still on, you could still feel the warmth from its surface as part of it glossed over your neck. It was only until your legs cradled the head of the shaft did your decent stop. The hand that guided you soon slithered its way out as the flap sealed over head.

"Its gonna get a little hot there bud, but I'll try to let up the pressure if I can"

"Recruit!" The captain shouted again

"Coming" Your friend shouted back. Making sure his shorts were secure as he made his way to the door.

"You'll-Gch! Do great out there" You muffled with the compressed space. The shaft behind you wobbling in its limp state as the head bobbed between your legs. With each sway, it would feel like you were riding a horse with no equipment as you body constantly bucked on top of it. "And you make sure you're on your best behavior" You said to it. Slowly placing your hand along its puffed ridges, but retracted as its length clenches in response.

"E-easy in there!" Your friend shivered from the outside.

"Sorryy" You whispered.

"Alright recruit! Lets get down to down to business. You have your partner secured?"

"Yes sir!" Your friend yelled as he pointed at the uneven shaped bulge in his pants

"Good, then report to the first station"

"Yes sir!" Your friend saluted. Soon beginning to jog towards the first test as he awaited for instruction. All the while, he would constantly look at your bulge as the fabric of his briefs hugged a little more tighter than usual. "Hold still for a sec bud, just need to adjust things and-"

"Recruit! Is there a problem" The captain question.

"N-no sir!"

"Then begin. Commence the sit-up trials!"

"Yes sir!" Your friend responded.

"Man, he wasn't kidding about the captain being strict" you mumbles to yourself. Adjust yourself partially as you layed your side along the fabric. In this position, the area seemed more comfortable as you were now able to bend you body around. But the sudden of shuffling would bring you back into that compressed feeling as a hard surface contacted your side. The shaft back you cushioning its blow. But mashed its girth into your side as it touched your cheek. After a second, the pressure would let up. But soon return and it squished you into the shaft once more. This time returning each blow with a pound as the weight of the shaft thumped at your back. "Gch!...Gch!...Gch!"

On the outside, your friend would planked along a mat as he continued his exercise. His arm elevating his body upwards, before bending as his body laid flat against the floor. "That was a close call with the captain. Can't have any mishaps like that for my sake. But its even worse for them in there" He said to himself. Raising his body upward as he gazed down at the hefty bulge underneath him. "How's it going in there bud?" Your friend whispered.

"Well, a little cramped in here" you muffled from inside "but so far so good. Exactly how long do this last?"

"Just two more lifts should be good. The we can head to the other test and-"

"Recruit! Push ups" the captain voice boomed from the sidelines. Startling him for a split second as he drew his body down to the mat with a heavy thud.

"Gah!"

"Ah, sorry bud. You okay?"

"Never better.." You said dazed from the impact "Your cock cushioned the blow. But now its even more-gch! Cramped" you muffled from underneath.

"Just two more, and it'll let up" Your friend assured. Gazing back at the captain as his eyes never left him. Letting out a deep sigh as continued his lift. Upon his decent, your position would let up, but the long shaft that was once behind you now rested just beside you as it blocked your side. You tried to adjust yourself, but the last push up wedged you between his inner thigh as the shaft hugged you into it. Your friend soon getting back up onto his feet as he noticed the change. "Alright finished. You're a little wedged against my thigh, everything good?"

"It's..fine" you blushed against it. The smell of sweat now beginning to become more present as your friend start to walk. "Don't think about, this is fine, this is fine" your coached yourself. Resisting the urge to embrace it as your friend was on the move. But as its flesh began to throb, the temptation was becoming more harder. "I think I can handle this. What's the next test?"

"Well.."

"Alright recruit! Proceed with next trial, squats!" The captain yelled.

"Yes sir!" He replied. Hastening towards the next section as he place himself along the line on the floor. "Alright, here we go" he confirmed to himself. But was mostly directed at you as he spread his legs slightly apart. As his feet aligned with his waist, he bent his legs as he descended towards the ground. His his shorts coming up in the. Process as the sleeves of his underwear climbed up his leg. Hugging into his crotch as he could feel your form protrude from the inner part of his leg. Pushing itself even more into it as he rose back up to his max height.

The walls would cave in on you as you body could barely budge between your friend's legs. With each dip that he would take, the end of his crotch would press down on you as it smothered you to he bottom of the briefs. Its scent now ripe from the previous workout as your nose couldn't help but take it in. "Hold together, hold together" you yelled in your head "Don't think about it, just focus on keeping still and-" Before you could process the thought, your friend lifted up from his position as he stood back up from his squat. Before you had time to even adjust, the long shaft in front of you would start to slouch into your space as it scooped you back into the flesh in his inner thigh. The hefty sac inside now catching you leg between its hairs as the bulky length blocked your way. "This situations getting worse!" You muttered. Pushing at the shaft laying in front of you, but its form only swelled more as the head began to poke into the fabric. Holding you still as your friend finished the last set.

"Alright, one more to go. Everything good buddy"

"Everything...is"

"Is? Is what?"

"recruit!"

"Ah, coming! Just hold on a bit longer buddy. One more and then I'll let you out." Your friend assured. Hurrying off onto the next station as he got back onto the floor. Taking slow movements, laid himself belly first against the mat as he adjusted his weight away from his crotch area. But a foot would plant ontop of his rump as it ushered back down.

"Butt down recruit! I can tell the difference" the captain said. Drawing his foot further against it until was all the way flat across the. Further.Your friend would shimmy in response as your bulge was engulfed by his shaft's. The increased weight soon starting to throb even more as he felt its length grow between his legs.

"That's better" the captain nodded. "Now, Plank position!"

"Yes sir!" Your friend responded. Arching his chest upward as he pointed his chin towards the ceiling. All the while, the weight from his body would carry downward. Locking your prison in place as his waist barely moved off the mat as your groans muttered from underneath.

"Excellent! Now, hold it there for 30 seconds" The captain said, holding a stopwatch in hand as he readied the timer.

"I just hope this doesn't take long.." Your friend said in his mind "My shaft's making it hard to even hold still. But I have to if I want to pass."

"Got to hold it, Got to hold it!" You said in your predicament. The compressed muscle now constricting you from moving as the shaft pulsed at your cheek. With each shift it would grind into your side as the sounds of rubber squeaks lingered inside. His sac barely moved along with it, but the hairs along its loose skin would tug at you legs. But went nowhere as the waist above kept the up the pressure. You closed your eyes as you tried not to think about your friends shaft next to you. But even though you weren't tempted to see it, its presence still lingered in your mind. The warm flesh along your side, the frowsty aroma of its scent as it, Drenched into the surrounding fabric, and the rhythmic shifts of the hard on bumping into you. Nudging you as your mind struggled to push it away. "I give up!" You yelled to yourself. Nuzzling yourself against the fleshed pocket as he leaned your head along its length. Its form pulsing in response as it pushed back.

"Gch! Ah!" As you rubbed along your friend's shaft, it would make him shutter from the feeling as his shaft started to react. Encouraging the rest of his body to move as well. "what are they doing there!" He gritted.

"Don't let up on the winning stretch recruit. Ten seconds"

"Y-yes sir!" He replied with strain. Forcing his way down as he tried to contain the heightened sensation in his shorts. But the rubs would not stop as the light pokes into his shaft started to come back.

"5..4..3..2..."

"2?!"

"Aaand"

"Come on damn it" Your friend gritted through his teeth.

"Time!"

As the captain said those words, Your friend crashed onto the mat as it landed with a heavy thud. But soon became more lively as his body wiggled fron the sensation. "D-Did I pass captain?"

"Yes, you passed recruit. Congratulations on being one of many to move up the-" Before the captain could finish, a blur darted by him as your friend dashed to the locker. "where are you going?"

"Need to tend to something! Be right back!" He said as he slammed into the locker room. Running towards the far corner as he hid along side the wall. Unfastening his string, he pulled open as everything de-compressed. His shaft swinging along with it as you clinged to its side.

"Mmm...oh hey buddy" You hummed "How'd the test go"

"Nearly blew a load on the floor with your wiggling!" He said flustered "But..I passed. And you look like you just had the best sex in your life."

"well let's just say things got a little..heated" you chimed in. Poking at the side of his side.

"Oh boy" Your friend laughed. Rolling his eyes a bit as he gazed back at you. "Well at least it got you through the test. You can come out now if you want."

"Sure sure, I can come. In about an hour or so" you replied back, barely wrapping around his shaft and brought in for more nuzzling. As you gave a tender squeeze at it, your friend would let the waistband snap back around against him as he rubbed he grabbed his stuff.

"Arlight, if that's what you want. An a hour in my shorts and hugging my shaft like a tinder date. But I suppose I got myself to blame for that."

"You got that right. Didn't know this tinder date was sensitive to the touch." You taunted in response. The area soon clasping around you as your friend started to walk.

"Quiet you.." Your friend said as he clasped his crotch "Im only sensitive when I haven't released a load. And if you keep up with all that cuddling you may get drenched in there" he said groping his shaft a little. Adjusting his shaft to be more comfortable as he went out of the locker.

"Sounds like another bet. I'll gladly take that on"

"Just sit in there cock boy, enjoy the ride. Besides you would lose that bet too."

[sugawara-sweetheart]

𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔱 𝔡𝔬𝔪 𝔣𝔲𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔲𝔠𝔥𝔦 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔰 (𝔪)

❣︎anon: 😤BratDom!😤Futakuchi!😤

All smirks and attitude. Public edging, maybe with a remote bullet vibe? Pre-established dom/sub relationship where y/n knows she's not allowed to cum until they're home, but Kenji loves forcing her to break the rules (upping the intensity/stimulation) so he can punish her later, and then teasing and degrading her the whole time she's taking the punishment. Its his favorite thing in the world. -Yuli

(Brat sub = breaking the rules on purpose to get a punishment

Brat dom = making your sub break the rules so they can get a punishment)

i really tried to make this a fic like fr i wrote 1k and then deleted it bc i was like this isnt working :(( so i made it into hcs instead and y/n isn’t as bratty as i hoped :(( but i hope you enjoy anyway! <33

futakuchi kenji x fem!reader

warnings: mature, vibrator use, overstim, dom/sub dynamics, ball gag, humiliation, degradation, edging, spanking

stuffing a bullet vibrator down your panties and setting it to a low hum against your clit when you and futakuchi go out for dinner isn’t uncommon- he can be a sadistic dom who loves to push you to the edge, getting a thrill out of it

he likes seeing how you grow more and more flustered, squirming at the intervals when he heightens the intensity of the vibrator, knowing you’re soaking your panties and trying not to cum in front of everyone

“you’re such a dirty whore. i bet you’d love to cum in front of everyone.” futakuchi teases towards the end of dinner as you await the bill. you’re gripping the armrests, clawing at the wood as you bite down on your swollen, crimson lips

the vibrator is at its highest intensity, buzzing against your clit and filling you with warm tingles of pleasure- you’re so sensitive from being stimulated all throughout dinner you don’t think you’ll manage to last

“but remember,” futakuchi smirks as he takes out his wallet from his jacket. “you don’t get to cum until we’re home. or else you know what happens to bad girls.” there’s such a smugness to him that it ignites a little thrill inside you to you let yourself relax, focusing on the pressure building in your stomach as your eyes flutter shut

your orgasm is heavy as it crashes through you in waves, legs trembling under the dinner table and your skin moistening with sweat as you bite your lip so hard to conceal those moans that threaten to escape as your pussy clenches and wetness drools from it

you don’t know if futakuchi notices your shaky legs, your heavy pants or the little winces you feel from the stinging of the intense vibrations against your swollen, sensitive clit but he doesn’t say anything as you leave the restaurant

that’s until you reach the car and he presses you up against it in the dark, hand reaching underneath your dress as you jerk when the soft pads of his fingers press against your drenched panties

“fuck, you’re soaked.” he growls as you whimper. “did you fucking cum?”

“kenji, it hurts- too much-” he grips you by your throat, cutting you off with a harsh squeeze at the sides as he leans close, lips ghosting yours

“you fucking came like a dumb slut, didn’t you?” you whine as his dark eyes pierce yours, the buzzing making you squirm as it stings. “you know what happens to bad kittens.” he taps your cheek condescendingly as he tells you to get into the car, ignoring your soft cries of “it hurts!” and “it’s your fault!” 

the whole car ride home your mind is growing dizzy with the stimulation being provided to your sore, abused clit. the vibrations are constant, the car filled with your weak cries and moans as wetness gushes out of you

by the time you arrive home you’re panting and almost sobbing from the sensitivity, drool spilling from your mouth but futakuchi’s face is stoic as he leads you to the bedroom. when the vibrator finally switches off you’re sighing with relief

“oh no, baby.” he coos with a tut of faux sympathy. “your punishment is far from over.”

he makes you strip naked, watching you from the end of the bed as you peel off your clothes but he holds out his hand for them. they’re completed soaked as you hand it to him, making him scoff as he strokes the lacy fabric

“you’ve drenched these, stupid little whore. should i just fuck my own fist instead of your sloppy cunt tonight, leave you all needy? you’ve cum enough, right?”

“no!” you cry, kneeling before him and clinging to his thighs. “you made me cum! i want your cock please, want to cum on your cock so bad-”

you’re cut off with a harsh slap to your cheek, futakuchi gritting his teeth as he rubs the stinging skin as you whimper. “but you’ve been a bad girl. you need to be punished first, right?” it’s a tender moment when he cradles the back of your head. “li need to punish you for cumming when i told you not to like a dumb whore, and then maybe you can have my dick.”

you nod obediently, watching him with wide eyes and your wet cunt throbbing with need as he gets up, reaching into the closet to get something. a wide smile stretches across his face as you see he’s holding the ball gag

“come here.” your cheeks burn with humiliation as you crawl to him, moaning as he fits the ball gag around your face. the rubber ball holds open your mouth, saliva pooling as futakuchi grabs you by your hair and lays you across his lap

“dumb little whore.” he hisses as he strikes his palm down onto your bare ass. your gasp is muffled around the ball gag, drool dripping lewdly from your mouth as your face scunches with the pain. “cumming because you want to. in front of everyone, like a dirty, little slut.” each word is punctuated with sharp, stinging spanks that has you crying out but your pussy clenches, getting even wetter the warmer your ass cheek glows

“can you say it?” futakuchi taunts as he rubs your glowing ass cheek before he slaps his palm down hard on it again. the sheer force of it has you jerking across his lap. “say it- what are you?”

you try to force the words out but saliva just pools out instead, your words garbled and making him grimace as he sits you up, the hand massaging your sore, burning ass gentle in comparison to the harsh grip on your hair

“so messy.” he tuts at the way you slobber all over the gag, the humiliation making your cunt throb. “you’re a messy little bitch, aren’t you? just like this sloppy cunt.” he strokes his fingers along your cunny, slick gathering along his fingertips as he shakes his head. “did you really get wetter from your punishment? you’re not supposed to enjoy it.”

any words you try to force out are muffled by the gag, making futakuchi sneer as he drags you onto the bed. he pulls down his pants, revealing his long, veiny cock, the tip an angry red and leaking precum

he rubs the slit, groaning before he slides his length along your wet folds, making you jerk with the sensitivity as you groan into the gag, tears welling in your eyes from desperation. “you’re such a greedy cockslut. this is what you wanted, right? you wanted to get fucked like the sloppy hole you are?”

you moan at his lewd words as he nudges his cock into your cunt, your wetness offering no resistance and the stretch feels deliciously satisfying, eyes rolling to the back of your head

but futakuchi fucks you with rough, punishing thrusts, sinful words dripping through his moans as he tells you what a greedy cockslut you are as he watches his cock drive into your tight little cunt, veiny length coated in his slick as you drip all over his balls

your mind is clouded with the satisfying pleasure, drool spilling from the corners of your mouth around the gag as tears leak from your ears, your walls clamping down on his cock as you easily near an orgasm

“go on, cum for me. cream all over my cock like the cockhungry slut you are with your messy little pussy.” futakuchi hisses, his hand locked around your throat. he groans when your walls convulse around him, his thrusts growing sloppier as wetness gushes from you

he pulls out of your sopping hole as he groans, head falling back as he pumps his cock rapidly, swears and moans falling from his lips as he cums all over your chest, hot white ropes of cum painting over your chest

after he’s cleaned you up, he’s soft and clingy, holding you close as he runs his fingers through your hair and presses chaste kisses to your face. “you did good for me, baby.”

“kenji, if you don’t want me to be such a brat why do you always push me to break the rules?” you giggle sleepily into his chest. he grins

“that’s the fun of it, y/n.”

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