#anakin: D:

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose: in your opinion, dear, what's the height of stupidity?

cody, turning to anakin: how tall are you?

[stillinraccooncity]

that feminine urge to read something that makes you cry, get angry, scream, laugh like a hormonal teenager, turn up the heat, feel like the most unique and beautiful human being on earth. *sighs*

[lacebird]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Filming episode 7 of Ahsoka (2023-)

[teamhangaround]

Wanted to try a more cartoony style

[bishicat]

I feel like they give each other the best embraces 💖

[uramakimochi]

Venting again but this time i'm not pissed about anything i swear✋ please just hear me out!! (and read to the end before sending me hate comments🫶)

Listen, i love all types of fanfictions okay and you are all amazing writers, you really are, but sometimes i would just prefer to see more CANON fanfictions than those set in other alternative universes you know?

Because in the end, what is the main purpose of fanfictions, especially those with reader inserts?? To being able to imagine ourselves as real characters from the book/series/movie/anime that we love most!!!

Like, modern!au is cute and all but we all live that everyday already!

If i want to read a GOT/HOTD fic it's because i want to ride a dragon with Jace or Daemon. I want to be lady Stark and i want to be Aemond or Aegon's queen and i want to fight in a battle with Jaime Lannister or Jon Snow.

If i want to read a STRANGER THINGS fic it's because i want to play D&D with Eddie and the Hellfire Club, i want to be Will and Jonathan's sibling, i want Steve to rescue me from Vecna's curse by playing my favorite song on my walkman and i want to go in the Upside Down with the gang to kill Vecna.

If i want to read a STAR WARS fic it's because i want to train with Luke to be a Jedi, i want to be Anakin or Obi-Wan's secret lover and i want to be a bounty hunter with Din Djarin and take care or baby Grogu.

If i want to read a HARRY POTTER fic it's because i want to live in Hogwarts and i want to have breakfast in the Great Hall with Ron, brew and smell amortentia with one of the Marauders, i want to take a walk to the Black Lake with Neville, play a Quidditch match with the Weasley Twins and fight in the Battle of Hogwarts with Harry and all of our friends and defeat Voldemort.

If i want to read a ONE PIECE fic it's because i want to be a pirate and i want to be a member of the Straw Hat's crew, i want to fight in the Battle of Marineford to save Ace and i want to be part of the Revolutionary Army.

If i want to read an AOT fic it's because i want to be part of the Scout Regiment and swing between the trees to fight against the titans, i want to take a walk on the shore with Armin, i want to be Jean's girlfriend and steal some food with Sasha and Connie and i want to risk my life in battle against the Founder Titan to save Levi's.

If i want to read a VIKINGS/TLK fic it's because i want to be a shieldmaiden like Lagertha and swing my axe in a battle to fight for Ragnar or Uhtred and get myself covered in the enemy's blood, i want to be the king's daughter that has a secret relationship with a Dane or be a sweet and innocent Saxon that likes to quietly pray with Osferth the baby monk.

If i want to read a MARVEL fic it's because i want to be an Avenger and i want to risk my life fighting against Thanos to save the world, i want to live in Asgard with Loki and Thor and i want to be a Guardian of the Galaxy and be Rocket's best friend.

If i want to read a LOTR fic it's because i want to fight in Mordor against Sauron's army alongside Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli and sacrifice my life for them.

Ecc ecc...

Do you get what i mean??? Like, yes i like to read smut and fluff, but i want the drama! I want the adrenaline! I read fanfictions because i want to escape this modern world and live my adventures in another one that i know i will never part of! I want to be RIGHT THERE with them!!!

And before you come at me saying things like "If you are that desperate, why don't you write them then?" or "Don't tell me what to do, i write what i want" and bla bla bla...

I'm trying. I'm not saying my fanfictions are perfect but i try as much as possible to write more canon stories (but sometimes i lack inspiration) to entertain readers and make them experience new feelings, because i enjoy it.

But i don't want to be the only one doing it for others. I want to READ a good long story too. I want to FEEL those feelings too, you know?

I'm NOT saying that there's a complete absence of canon stories on here and of course i'm NOT forcing anyone to write what i want to read.

I'm just expressing my opinion on the lack of them, because people only write au and mostly smut these days, in my opinion.

[starwarjotta]

Cody surrounded by family and the people he loves, because that is what he deserves

[alphagirl404]

*Violently grabs you by the shoulders* Hear me out...

Do you see my vision?

[skywalkr-nberrie]

Hayden saying the Ob*dala affair theory is outlandish 🤣 Mr. Star Wars, Anakin Skywalker himself calling out the delulus in the fandom is tea ☕️ ✨

Now that makes both him and Ewan McGregor as well to put the Ob*dalas on blast.

[noperopesaredope]

One thing I always find both funny and sad to see in SW TCW fics is the clones not realizing just how fucked up their childhoods and current treatment is. Like, they'll be reminiscing on childhood memories and it'll be the most fucked up stuff you've ever heard in your life, and they'll all be laughing about it without a care in the world as their Jedi looks at them in horror.

I literally read a fic earlier where the first chapter is Rex telling Anakin he's a natural blonde and apologizing for it, saying that he understands if Anakin wants him to be decommissioned, and Anakin immediately loses his shit at the implications. He spends a good portion of the chapter trying to explain to Rex why the Kaminoan eugenics stuff is bad, while Rex is just kind of standing there like "???"

It's all incredibly sad, but also weirdly funny to see the clones be so chill about it while the Jedi are incredibly disturbed and concerned.

[mayhemspreadingguy]

“You who never arrived in my arms, Beloved, who were lost from the start.” –Rainer Maria Rilke

[fantastictalesofadventure]

𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞! 👀 👀 👀

[obikinetic]

Missing your obikin art hours pls come back to us 💓💓

Anon you are so sweet and I made this just for you 🥺💖

[guardianjameslight]

No trope hurts more than friends/brothers to enemies.

[rescuebabiesau]

Megatron taking Megatronus' cog and name for himself before starting on a murderous crusade is like Anakin Skywalker watching his grandson become a sith lord as a force ghost—

"I feel it, the call to the light-" "Yes! That call is me! Trying to get you to stop tarnishing my name any more than it already is!!!"

[twinterrors29]

one year into their partnership, Cody decides he wishes to woo his General

to plan his course of attack, he studies his single point of reference for the relationship between an officer and a natborn that is available to him: that between General Skywalker and Senator Amidala

based on this example, he determines that there are some sort of...Gender Roles (Gander? Gendar? he's still not clear on the specifics) involved, which matches what little he'd overheard regarding such matters from his trainers as a cadet

considering his options, he matches his role most closely with that of the Senator within his desired relationship with General Kenobi, and watches her closely so that he can match her example; based on this observation, he concludes that his intended role involves making a display of himself, much as a bird of space-paradise

his first experiments were with adding bright accent colors to his armor paint; however, he found the impact disappointing, and the overall effect displeasing to his sense of self

his next idea is to approach the Senator herself for assistance in styling his appearance to more closely match her own during his next leave on Coruscant

to her credit, after a moment of utter bafflement, the Senator, who immediately insists that he call her 'Padme', realizes what he's asking for and, in her own words, "engages her Makeover Mode" and drags her new Project into her wardrobe to take his measurements and scheme as she talks more about Gender

the next time Cody sees his General, he's wearing a full length hoop skirt over top of his armor, along with an elaborate golden head piece built around his helmet

gratifyingly, General Kenobi is left utterly speechless

Cody decides that this means that he's Won his personal campaign, and claims his prize.

(his prize is Gender. and also his General.)