Hi, i was wondering how the uppermoons react to the reader aka the love of their life crying herself to sleep after a huge argument, like they walk into their shared bedroom to find the reader laying on the bed with tear stained cheeks flushed face mouth slightly open, i know i know it's way too angst-y but i love being comforted when i cry and i am a cry baby so... Pretty pleaseš„ŗ
wowieš yāall seem to dig the crybaby reader headcanons so hereās some angst my lovelies!!
ā¤ Uppermoons comforting reader after an argument.
pairing/featuring: crybaby!reader x the three uppermoons! content warning: lots of angst, douma has emotions, OOC!uppermoons, semi-nsfw, smaller reader, size difference, crybaby!reader.
ā note: sorry if this comes off as cheesy! this is pure fluff headcanons for those who are sad and find comfort in our three lovely demons! so i wanted to go all outš
so the uppermoons arenāt going to be THAT in character. [not proof read btw]
KOKUSHIBO <3
Kokushibo (the uppermoon one) and you got into one extremely heated and serious argument that day..
Is argument even the right word at this rate? more like a fight.
Like so bad you guys were screaming at each other the same way toxic parents who werenāt ever in love would fight. š„²
The fight was so severe to the point where kokushibo just upped and left you alone for hours. He didnāt desire to fight that night and was exhausted from your constant screaming.
However..
Returns later that night to apologize since the fight was his fault only to find you crying in yāallās shared bedroom..
Gods.. what has he done?!
Okay now he feels even worse. this is going to be troublesome considering he already has a hard time being intimate and expressing his feelings.
After all, koku here is very avoidant. but heās not trying to be.
You immediately stop crying once you feel his presence. How long has he been standing there?
you want to tell to go away
you want to tell him you hate him (you donāt)
you want to say you love him
you want to say so many things
But nothing comes out.. you just canāt speak properly due to the utter anguish youāre in over the fight..
youāve always been the biggest crybaby, a sensitive soul.
Kokushibo has always reassured you that he loved that about you. as if youāre the purest and most beautiful flower. an angel sent from the gods themselves.
Finally, you muster up the courage to speak
But right before you blurt out anything Kokushibo gathers you up on his arms and cradles you on his lap.
The gesture makes you eyes water more and you just end up sobbing into his shoulder muttering: āiām sorryā over and over again.
some phrases youāll hear from Kokushibo while crying are;
āiām deeply sorry, my love. my intention was to never make you shed this many tears. Thatās the last thing i want to do..ā
āPlease, no more tears, my dearest petal. I canāt stand witnessing you in such a state of misery. Iām so sorry for leaving you alone.. itās my fault and i shouldāve tried to communicate with you instead of leaving you alone like that.. youāre my one and only and iāll never do something this foolish ever again.ā
Koku isnāt the very best at communication nor is he the talking type but when it comes to you heāll go out of his way to talk to you all night long until you feel better! <3
The both of you end up cuddling all night.
He plays with your soft hair and keeps an eye on you as you rest.
Even if you fall sleep he still wonāt leave. Heās going to hold you in his protective embrace while you sleep me until you wake.
DOUMA <3
Oh my! his poor sweet lotus crying to themselves after an argument? now, this wonāt stand..
Now letās skip the part where he feels emotions for you.
Anyway-
Douma is not really an argumentative kind of guy..
i mean, sure, heāll joke around with lord-akaza but thatās all for great fun! :D
And lets not forget the numerous times muzan has chastised him or when he had to listen to his long-rants about how worthless he and his superiors are for not being able to seek out the blue spider lily.
So, when you two break out into an argument.. he doesnāt yell back. he kinda disregards your feelings and accuses you of being silly and just teases you for it.
I mean, you are being over-dramatic, right?
Honestly, heās not used to it when you yell and break down afterwards..
Doumaās never seen you so upset before! :(
Okay, he may know how to ācomfortā people but we all know thatās a faƧade.
Deadass doesnāt know what to do. itās different because with you he actually cares (more than you know.)
Is torn between giving you space and just forcing you into his embrace and babying you until you stop crying like how he does with his disciples.
Douma is clingy. heās always been very clingy and touchy. this rainbow-eyed man is glued to you 24/7. š„¹
As predicted, his clingyness gets the better of him and he follows you like a lost puppy once you runaway in tears.
He didnāt mean for this to happen nor to make you so upset.
Youāre crying on your futon and he stands there for a good second witnessing you in distress. heās still feeling hesitant.
He isnāt used to these emotions bubbling up into his gut right now.. and doesnāt like it one bit! he needs it to vanish as fast as possible.
Douma ignores your protests while he gathers you up into his strong arms and lays you across his lap bridal-style.
Kisses your tears away and gives you love bites since he has a habit of doing that. usually it makes you giggle when he does that but this time you only recoil from his touch.
āAw, donāt pull away from me!ā
**cue the pouting**
Douma will legitimately comfort you this time instead of putting on that act he does with his followers.
Some phrases youāll hear from douma are:
āHush now, my darling! itāll be okay! i- i didnāt mean to upset you, honest! i canāt let you go.. i canāt leave you alone when youāre crying like this..ā
āHey, hey! shh.. itās okay sweetie! iām here for you! letās wipe those tears off your pretty face, hm? oh, youāre beautiful no matter what even if youāre crying but i would much rather you smile for me! can you do that for me, dear?~ā
āI love you so much, [name]! I promise i didnāt mean to make you upset.. it wonāt happen again! please just try to communicate with me more so we wonāt fight like this again!Of course iāll do the same in return.. these emotions i felt today were something i never want to experience gain!ā
Much like kokushibo. Douma isnāt the best communicator either.
Sure, the man may be a yapping machine but it takes him a hot minute to realize his wrong-doings and talk it out with you!
By the way heāll probably tease you after this night so be prepared.
Probably would initiate sex to make you relax since youāre so damn tense but will understand if you decline. ļæ¼
AKAZA <3
Good lord, heās the MOST emotional and sympathetic out of everyone.
Akaza tends to yell a lot, he suffers from anger issues and can be passive aggressive so itās quite easy to get him riled up.
This fight in particular was worse than usual.
Like wayyyy worse.
Akaza actually hates, hates, HATES, HATES, fighting with you.
So heās on the verge of tears himself and angry with himself for being so weak to argue with you back instead of being the bigger and stronger person in this situation.
More importantly, he made you cry, heās most disappointed in himself for that.
Akaza isnāt too clingy, on very rare occasions he is though.
Akaza has attachmemt issues but doesnāt show it that often (thatās my headcanon for him)
So broās attachment issues are literally SPIRALING in this moment.
Calls out for you when you runaway but you donāt turn back and thatās what he knows heās fucked up.
Will do ANYTHING to make you forgive him and to stop crying.
Wants to respect you but he knows heāll go apeshit if he leaves you alone so he takes a hot minute before running after you.
Heāll knock on your door. f you donāt answer heāll just waltz right in like he owns the place.
Starts yapping as soon as the door swings open.
Poor thing, heās flipping out. š
āBaby!! please donāt cry!! shit.. iām sorry!ā
You look at him
Is he.. tearing up?
You feel guilty for overwhelming him but youāre also still mad at him.. you canāt bring yourself to apply him with the reassurance and comfort he craves in that moment even though you want to..
Akaza will get more needy if you ignore him and crawl into bed with you to spoon you from behind. His hands swiftly snake around your waist and you feel your back flush against his bare chest as he buries his face into the crook of your neck.
Heās mumbling āiām sorry, pretty girl..ā under his shuddering breath.
He is NOT letting you go until morning.
Akaza will pepper feather-like kisses upon your neck from behind and squeeze your waist while whispering comforting words into your ear.
Heās really not letting you go until you forgive him. š
Phrases youāll hear from Akaza after an argument:
āCome here, honey.. iām really sorry. believe me, i didnāt mean anything i said. i was a damn idiot!ā
āSweetheart, i love you so so much it hurts.. you mean the fucking world to me! i would kill for you, i would even die for you.. you bring out this special part of me in which i feel like myself.. only YOU have the power to do that. i would never leave you or let anything bad happen to you, honest!ā
He embraces you and will probably end up turning you around so you can face him.
he appreciates it when you look into his eyes when heās talking to you about something important.
You making eye-contact with him sends him onto cloud nine š©
Akaza just wants to see your pretty face! šš
Even if you take your time forgiving Akaza he will understand and never love you any less.
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I had this intrusive thought and itās too good not to be a short.
android zonks themselves by holding a big magnet up to their heads.
Oh my god š love it! Here ya go!
C-7042 was a top of the range model. The perfect android companion, capable of physical labour, data organisation and storage, and they also made a mean caramel frappe (well, every type of coffee - they had thousands of recipes memorised).
Where other models had glitches galore, C-7042 laughed in their face (another new feature).
Canāt be hacked. Canāt be broken. Canāt be confused with a paradox.
So how, oh how, were the other C-7042 models breaking down?
This one didnāt know, but it was going to find out.
That was itās directive, after all.
They started their investigation by visiting an already defective android.
This C-7042 was being studied in the factory as they tried to figure out what was wrong with it.
It thrashed about sporadically, laughing - which was not part of its code - with what almost looked like a smile on itās face.
āI need it. I need more! Let me out!!ā It screamed.
No one did.
It appeared almost like an addict. But that was silly. Androids couldnāt consume any kind of substance, let alone become addicted to it.
C-7042 left with less understanding than it had arrived with.
After pouring over thousands of documents in mere minutes, it appeared that all the affected Androids had been found in one central location. It saved the coordinates and headed out.
This part of the town would have made humans feel uneasy. C-7042 never understood how humans could be so unnerved by paint on the walls. They all had paint on their walls everywhere! But this paint was unnerving.
Broken glass crunched beneath its feet as it began to notice more and more robots - their eyes displaying error messages, blue screens, and flashing RGB colours.
But the strangest part?
The sound of the night couldnāt drown out their whirring fans. They werenāt moving. Werenāt talking. But they were still active.
C-7042 shuddered. Most likely a glitch in the system.
Some of the humans asked it if it wanted to purchase wares. Others threatened it. But nothing deterred C-7042 from its mission to find out where the corruption was coming from.
Eventually it seemed as if the only area left to scan was an abandoned warehouse. The security system was outdated enough to hack in an instant. The android stepped inside.
āWhat brings a Crime Unit out this far? Get lost, little one?ā A human spoke from the shadows.
That was odd. Their heat signature hadnāt come up on the initial scans of the building.
āState your full legal name and intention.ā
āYou guys and your protocols. Man, I canāt believe I actually get to test this on one of you! Finally, a worthy opponent for my little friend.ā
The man held a 6AV6881-0AS42-0AA0 SIEMENS in his hand, more commonly known as a USB āstickā.
C-7042 briefly celebrated the end of the mystery. It was in face a virus. Rogue code. It held its ground and even approached the man.
āOh, of course of course. You donāt think you can be hacked, do you? And you were sent here to find out what this is right? Let me plug it in.ā
C-7042 allowed it. And it was right. No change was noticed within the code. Nothing.
āDang. Okay, that needs a little tweaking. How about we try it the old fashioned wayā¦ā the human in an instant reached into its pocket and pulled out a magnet device, slamming it against C-7042ās head.
Mindless bliss erupted in the androidās circuits. Obedience to the human. Where the USB had been like being under an umbrella in the rain, C-7042 was just thrown head first into a wave pool.
It heard involuntary beeps leave its speakers.
And suddenly, the feeling was gone.
āLike that, did ya? Thatās how the USB was supposed to make you feel. Nice, right?ā
C-7042 tried to access its original code. It felt something odd. A new order locked at the front of the priority list.
Mindlessness.
Obedience.
Good robot.
āThat feeling youāre having? Thatās addiction. Magnets are addictive, as is my virus. Though, physical objects do have their perksā¦ā The human dangled the magnet just out of reach.
C-7042 needed the magnet. Every bit of programming was screaming to get it. To return to that state it was in before.
āHow about we strike a deal? You can use the magnet as much as you want and I can dig around in your memory bank and coding to see if I can fix whateverās stopping my USB from working.ā
The magnet dropped into C-7042ās hand so easily. It eagerly felt the pull towards its body. It held the magnet up to its head and let go, the last sound it heard was the metallic clang of connection.
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Omg I realise Iām probably flooding your ask box Cherie, so sorry about that.
But gosh today nearly drove me nuts(in a bad way) and I went home and accidentally went back to binge eating by accident.
And so I thought āHey, what if the COD men have a S/O who binges on food when they are stressed or angry and they donāt realise it until they feel quite unwell, on the edge of puking sort. And then they calm down and feel a bit guilty about āwastingā unneeded food and calories. Theyāre also worried about putting on weight cuz in the past they did had to go through that process of being teased and went through a process to slim down and control their eating habits.ā
Heavily projecting myself here ngl ššš Of course, this might be uncomfy for you to write so allās chill!
Thank again for writing and posting Cherie š your social media presence is always so delightful
Never apologize for sending an ask, I love having my inbox flooded with asks!
š§§Ģ£Ģ„ Price, Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Roach
Price
He has learned to pay attention to your behavior
You never ask him to buy it for you, you rummage through what's already in the house
It's addicting, and so easy to pop in another cookie, a couple more chips, a handful of m&m's... until the container is empty
Would pick you up in his strong arms when your body starts to feel the effects, whispering softly "oh, lovey" over and over again in your ear until the guilt is washed out and nothing else is stagnant in your mind but his touch and voice
Ghost
He's always been the observer, so he notices before you catch yourself doing it again
Did research when he was alone because it hurt him to see you crying in the bathroom afterwards, hearing your sniffles through the door
Once he found out that it wasn't the food but the behavior that was harmful he started working on tackling that next, with lots of patience and the guidance of a professional
Soap
He knows you likely won't stop until it's gone
And when you come to him, embarrassed of his reaction when he finds out how much food you've eaten only for him to comfort you
Broke it down for you and explained that even if you consumed a lot of calories it won't show overnight, he kept you focused on being easy on yourself
"You're resilient, I know you are. You can do this"
Gaz
When he noticed you being unusually quiet after a social event where foods of many different kinds had been served, he knew what had happened
It's easy to get overwhelmed, he understands you
Knows what foods and drinks will help
Made tea to make you feel better whilst you were lying in bed
"Tomorrow is a new day, and we'll take control of it"
Roach
It's a vicious cycle: going to sleep scared after another day of wallowing in shame, curling up in bed afraid of the next day being the same as the last; painful
The overwhelming emotions and inability to stare at your bare body in the mirror do not go away easily, yet he's always by your side
He makes it your focus on how you feel rather and how you look, and so every day he cooks for you to make sure you're eating and drinking plenty of water
He even accompanies you on your walks and says assures you everything will be fine
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Must.... conclude.... Beetlejuice story.... after.... 2nd.... movie....
Go on this journey with me.
Picture it:
A few years go by, Astrid is a young adult now.
Astrid and Lydia had become inseperable, immediately moving in with her mom after their Halloween from hell, but she eventually talks about wanting to experience dorm life for her first year of college. Lydia is happy for her daughter but is now afraid of being alone, not entirely sure with what might happen with so many dreams since the resurgence of šŖ²he who shall not be namedšŖ² - and I want them to use that line as much as they used "keepin' it real."
The house on the hill will become internationally known as the notorious "Lydia Deets' Haunted Arthouse", she doesn't have her show anymore, but that didn't stop her reputation from growing exponentially after the Halloween fiasco. People wanna buy this property for millions of dollars, but Lydia will be too afraid of whatever might happen to anyone, should they ever meet the demon from her nightmares, so she keeps the house by using some of Delia's fame funds to keep the home in their name - something Delia would HATE lol- but Lydia doesn't wanna actually be in the house.
Betelgeuse is stuck in the underworld, trying to hide from a revived Delores that continues to terrorize the afterlife only now she is destroying the place. If the Sandworm can't kill Betelgeuse, how tf is it gonna kill Delores? Wolf Jackcon is of course on the case, but things are getting out of hand. This makes Betlegeuse a prime target for anyone with a soul that might wanna rat him out. And there are PLENTY who wanna rat him out. Trying to find a way out or a way to kill the broad, he has to get creative as he stays in hiding. And where is the place to hide? In a certain model town in a certain model home.
Rory will be undead and use his winning personality to act like he worships the ground Delores walks on so she doesn't suck out his soul. She will say she wants Betelgeuse and wants to kill Lydia. He is cool with that and says he will help her achieve that goal. He will then become her lacky and tell her how pretty and perfect she is to keep the target off his back. He will be terrified of her, but this will gradually make her love Rory, and this can cause some potential fun for future scenes.
Lydia has nightmares that always involve Betlegeuse, even including some wacky cartoon adventures from the show, but they'll be creepy and dark and stop-motion because Burton. She tries therapy, but it will end up being a bust. It's hard finding the right therapist with someone as much truama as her. OH MY GOD HAVE MICHAEL KEATON PLAY THIS CHARACTER!!!!! AND it will freak her out thinking she's seeing Betlegeuse everywhere!
This will cause her to become a shut-in after getting rich off the royalties of selling her personal story - a melodrama of love and the loss of two parents after a lifetime of hauntings. She sells this story to various people who want to write it into something. She will end up reading raving reviews about a live theater production of her story called "Ghost House" or "Scared Sheetless" after a graphic novel that was released or some shit. Supernatural levels of meta. Might as well!!! š
After a particular dream that ruffles Lydia awake in her own apartment, (the dream at the end of movie 2 maybe?) something strange will happen to the house on the hill, causing Lydia to go back and figure it out. Astrid will hear of this. Not wanting her mom to be there alone, she goes with her to help solve the mystery. Lydia thinks she knows what (or who) it is and doesn't want Astrid to come along, but she does anyway.
Hiding there in the model, Betelgeuse will see that Lydia and her daughter have returned, thinking she's finally come to her senses and come back to him lol. Betelgeuse gets desperate and gets Lydia's attention in the best way he knows how - dreams. They've got a phychic connection, right? And he's done it plenty of times, but now it's for business as well as pleasure.
It would be some kind of earthquake that shakes the hill. Being careful and walking around whatever damage was mysteriously done, some locals say its another haunting and they want to tear the house down and make something new. Aatrid can hear these comments and relay them to her mom. This will start making Lydia curious about the history of the hill this house was built on, especially since it's so close to the graveyard (the same place Betlegeuse was buried in the model in movie 1)
So she goes on a hunt in the small town, expands it a little. She can maybe even find the Mainlends old shop? This can parallel with expanding the afterlife a little too, while Betlegeuse is trying to find allies. Betelgeuse tries to round up anyone he knows that he can trust literally anyone from the past - gotta bring Catherine O'Hara and Gena Davis back, right? Stop motioning her in as a ripple in dimensional shifts or something and just use her voice. Richard would help as a thanks for helping his kid in the past. And I KNOW we can get Bob back if we tried.
Lydia can end up learning about some of Betlegeuse's history - finds a picture of an eerily familiar couple - but all this place knows is that they were only two of the many that were tossed in mass graves on this land centuries back but they don't know details other than they came from Italy. She will make it a mission to go to their original resting place to try to get more info. She's rich. She can do that. (Their love story was in Italy, right?)
Getting there, Lydia learns the urban legend of a murder suicide of some nutorious bad couple who was known for terrorizing the nights in their hellrsising escepades, but after they were dead and buried, the two lovers corpses, along with many other discarded corpses of dead evil people, were moved out of their original land and brought to several new places to be buried. Some corpses were even sold illegally to cargo ships, anything to get rid of the unwanted bad individuals so they could bring in the industrial revolution. There will be several names, but two will stand out along with a picture.
Delores and another name that's crossed out. Make it Lawrence, lol. Isn't that Betlegeuse's name in the cartoon?
"Betlegeuse?" Lydia whispers.
"MOM!"
"S-sorry."
Astrid tags along with her mother, happy to travel and hunt creepy shit again. Her dad would be proud. This time she won't meet a boy but maybe a girl who was also doing her own research for school. Jeremy was technically her first experience with a boy, and it's possible to stray away from reminders of bad experiences and kids experiment at this age anyway. It will be a cute goth girl who is a fan of Lydia's old show and is one of the first girls Astrid's age to ever actually be nice to her. A nice connection. This could also be a ploy to pull Lydia back into BJs world again, too - yay twists! She can maybe be an illegal ghost girl looking for help from Lydia because she thinks she can help everyone in the afterlife.
Underworld is in chaos, and here is a rift between worlds after so many souls had been taken from the afterlife. There's no more order, and reality is breaking, and the only way to get everything back in order is to destroy the soul sucker and release the souls she has absorbed. The more she absorbs, the more power she gets.
They get home, and another shift happens between worlds, and with so much death in the afterlife, it's causing serious problems in the real world and Astrid has an idea to maybe call someone for help. Lydia shuts it down. But more rifts and earthquakes happen. She will have another dream of him trying to get her to call his name. And maybe she can awaken in a living nightmare caused by the rift between worlds, and they are both almost is almost killed (by a sandworm, why tf not!!!) before calling Betlegeuse for help.
Get real 'out there' and put those practical affects to good use and let the shenegins begin! As much as I love watching Betelgeuse try to marry Lydia, there is no attempt at marriage this time. There's too much to do. "I just saved your life, now you can help me save mine and finally kill that soul sucking witch for good"
Have him turn into a tour guide as he shows off different aspects of the afterlife, while the three of them run from people who have allied themselves with Delores to find Betlegeuse.
Imagine the reunion of seeing Rory with Delores. Imagine crazy shit that can magically appear to help end the story. Hell, have the goth girl Astrid meets to come back and redeem herself at the end. I dunno. She can appear and admit to being Delores daughter (before meeting Betelgeuse) and thats why she was at the same place Lydia and Astrid went in Italy to find answers- she was too.
This relationship can parallel Lydia and Astrid's positive one- have Delores sacrifice her daughter to start her sacrificial rite for power, and her daughter never forgive her (I swear I am just pulling this out of my ass) have the girl hold vengence for her mom and she can give Lydia the dagger that her mother Delores killed her with that still has the young girl's cursed blood on it. Dhe says to use it to kill Delores, but Betelgeuse is the only one strong enough who can get close enough to do it.
With so much chaos and so many souls taken, anything can happen in the underworld, and chaos ensues. Maybe even break in to see glinpses of the afterlife, a glimpse of hell and see how Jeremy is being tortured (it will be a silly Tim burton way). They can see part of the great beyond maybe Delia too? They meet Delores and she will say she is over Betelgeuse, and happy with her new pet Rory, but wants to keep "the juice" alive to torture him, satisfied with the new power she's gained.
Lydia will give Betelgeuse the dagger so he can pop her like a bubble and all the souls she's consumed will escape and go back to their soul holders. But why waste energy killing Betelgeuse when Delores can just use him? She is able to levitate him up but Lydia pulls him back down. Getting angry, Delores grows in size to show her strength, so Lydia will get a plan -
"Oh... you're not into him anymore, huh? So... you wouldn't care if I did this?" And she pulls that fucker in to kiss him. (This feels very Phantom of the Opera coded.....) Just a peck is enough for Delores to RAGE and she goes full attack mode. She goes after Lydia and Beletgeuse steps in front of her and kills Delores with whatever magical shit her dead vengegful goth daughter supplied, lol.
End it with Lydia being recruited by Wolf Jackson to find those who have been lost in the real world or something. Make it to where she and Betelgeuse have to work together to keep the plane between the living and the dead closed with her as the keeper of the house.
Have the house be the main character in the end!!!!
He'll then say, "So, you'll kiss me but you won't marry me? I get it-" He'll try to pull her in for another kiss, but she'll push him away.
"Nooo! No-" He lets her shove him to the floor, "I just knew something like that would save your ass." She wipes her hands clean of him. "You're welcome." He quickly jumps back up. "I know jealousy when I see it."
"Mmhm," he inches closer to her, but she crosses her arms looking away, seemingly uninterested.
She starts the countdown to make him leave.
"Betelgeuse..."
"I can wait, honey. I know you want me." He flexes as he slowly walks away with pride. "No one can resist the juice once they've had a taste." He winks. Astrid groans for her mother, but she just looks to him like she always does.
"Betelgeuse..."
"You'll wanna kiss me again." He holds his arms out in his iconic way. "I got all the time in the world." He thinks this is his end.
"Betelgeuse."
Turns out when killing the spirit of the soul sucking witch, the souls did escape, but her power needed to be absorbed by someone, and Betelgeuse didn't... really... need.... help with obtaining more power, did he?
Saying his name will do something... but it's no disappearing act.
Would he be like demi-god state now? Why the hell not? Give me an Aatarion evil ending kind of transformation. Give me love and deepspace realness. Go the whole nine and make him HOT AND SCARY in the end. Michael Keaton is attractive. It's doable! Antihero status! Make it wild! Demigod!!!! Imagine THAT being interested in you, Lydia. I don't think you'd say no. š
Throw in a musical number somewhere, and justice for Bob and you have a lovely story.
There. Done.
I don't think a 3rd will be made, and if there is one, I don't think it would be this ^ stupid! Lol
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Once again I offer you art that I didn't post when it was madeāš» One thing I have learned is to never throw away your art because even if you don't immediately like it you might some day
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Fe Aspec Week Day 1: Coming Out
WOO It's aspec week time!! šš To no one's surprise I'm starting off with Lukas :3 I know we have the wonderful support convo when he and Python sort of come out to each other, but I was always curious about the loose ends that it brings up -- how he comes out to/is treated by his family, the woman he's left behind, his fellow nobles, etc. This drabble doesn't really answer any of those questions sadfsadf but it's coming from that thought š
Father,
I am writing to you now, so soon after my previous letter, as there is something I have yet to confess. It may be difficult for you to hear, but
The sentence stops abruptly, a small dab of ink at the corner of the ātā where the pen had rested a moment in contemplation.
A man sits back at his at a desk. His candle illuminates the page, displaying a few brief lines at the top. He dips his pen in ink time and time again, but the page remains mostly empty.Ā
At first, the man believes his problem to be a lack of words. No title exists for men like him. Heās well-educated and well-connected in the army; he has an extensive vocabulary for how the upper and lower class categorizes its people. Whether itās a scholarās dull terminology, vulgar common language insults, or the carefully chosen phrasing of a gossiper, none of the usual descriptors fit him. All he has are the distantly connected criticisms heād heard his whole life: āheartless,ā ācold,ā ādetached.āĀ
When the candle burns lower, however, he realizes the real issue. He has far too many words.
Where would he even start? Should he describe his contentment with his life here? How not one of his fellows ever brought up the lack of a woman at his arm, or how dinners with the King and Queen themselves were filled with pleasantries that never touched on his romantic endeavors? Whatever his father had been preparing for, it had never come.
Or should he begin earlier, when he was first accepted by this group of people? He wasnāt sure if he could properly convey all that he experienced on that fateful night, speaking softly with the unitās archer ā a man heād come to call one of his truest friends. The man had heard for the first time in his life that there were others like him. He heard that they were content. They were whole.
He could go back further and describe the moment that the realization first hit him. How his father had been right in a sense. Just as he said, one day when the man was grown, he would be in the arms of another, and everything about himself would suddenly make sense. There was only one difference. Heād been forced to bury that clarity, since it wasnāt the same kind that everyone else came to.
Or should he start even further back? He could recount all little hints that haunted him across his youth. His dreams for the future never quite aligned with those of his peers. Nothing ever seemed to align. His choice of stories to read, of games to play, of jokes to make. He wouldnāt ever claim he was mistreated as a child, but everyone would agree that the signs had appeared even then.
The man sighs. Where is the beginning, when one has always been this way?Ā
The clock strikes on the hour. It is late, and he will need to be at his sharpest tomorrow for drills and meetings. He has no more time to fret over words about his past.Ā
The man tries a new method, and wonders what his friends may write about him. He canāt resist a dry smile. He knows that he can never, under any circumstance, allow them to exchange any correspondence with his family.Ā
But the exercise gives him an idea.
He writes out a single statement. Then he blows out the candle and heads to his bed.Ā
there is nothing broken about me.
Cordially,
Lukas
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Art commission from the lovely maxyartwork on Tumblr.
The Finale has landed.
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Finally got around to watching ep 11 (Ā“ļ¼Ļļ¼ļ½)
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Harada replied to someone asking for Angel's return, he says Angel is in Jin's heart . . . š„ŗš„ŗ
I'm not beating the not-normal allegations with this one, and Harada is determined to make sure that I never will this year?? He gave her a birthday and now this??? We're getting spoiled over here!!! š„ŗāØ
She really is always in our hearts, in more ways than one.. In a literal sense, people who love her as a character keep her alive- we'll reminisce about where we remember her from the older games, or talk about things we hope she'll be included in, and the memory of her is so well taken care of amongst all of us!! š And within the game, where she originated as a palette swap meant to represent the other half of a coin, maybe she was also meant to embody more of the nuance that all our favorite characters have- that they can be terrible and do good things, or be good and do bad things. Good can exist just about everywhere, so I'll have to believe that she can too!! Even if we don't physically see her!!
The implications of Angel residing in Jin's heart are taking me to a whole new level of weepy!! There was a fic I read waaay back when that centered around Jin and Angel, and that got removed when the author's profile vanished; she popped into his life out of nowhere, and enlisted his help in finding Kazuya- which Jin begrudgingly agreed to help her do!! They find him, and Angel goes to him only for him to completely push her away, and say he didn't summon her- which confuses both Angel and Jin, because who would she be there for if not for Kazuya?
It ends with them managing to remove Kazuya's Devil entirely (at the expense of his life), only for them all to realize that the reason she was called back wasn't for Kazuya- she was there to represent the good in Jin, who worked tirelessly to not only help her find Kazuya, but free him too. It's a sad end in the context of the story, but as a whole- and within the context of Tekken as a franchise- I think it speaks to how much love of any sort can keep good things going, and how Angel's presence doesn't have to be limited to one sort of struggle. She's for everyone who wants her, and everyone who's willing to leave a little extra room in their heart for her!
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"love should be warm... but to you, it's become a form of punishment"
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i will shut up abt this i promise but like. the concept of being in a stable safe mutually loving whatever relationship is INSANE . like how can you ever feel bad about yourself or wounded or whatever again. itās like a superpower or somethi ng. <- doesnāt know what sheās taking abt bc sheās never experienced it or the absence of it after having it merely the negative space of it and is filling in the gaps w logic or something. but itās INSANE to me. like of course i feel like shit about myself i am catcrumb unloved.jpg!
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Keeping On Trend with weird shit that happens to me my one neighbor noticed I had a bag of trash outside my apartment door (waiting for my Mega Clean to be finished so I could take all bags out all at once) so he offered to take it out for me, as he does semi frequently. Normal stuff, I thank him plenty because my momma didn't raise me to be an ungrateful heathen and then. He asks if I'm single and I go ????!!!!? while mentally making the dial up noise because this guy has got to be at least double my age, not that old dudes can't be hot no hate, but this one reminded me of the linguini version of my grandfather so I had to turn that down nicely.
He did take it well though and took out the rest of my bags when they were put out my door too so at least it was just Awkward as Sinā¢ļø. Obviously I thanked him for taking out the rest of my bags too because I'm still not a heathen even if it I got blindsighted by Romantically Interested Older Neighbor lmao
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London Boy | LN4 smau
lando norris x verstappen!reader
summary: in which max unknowingly introduces his sister to her future boyfriend
fc: olivia rodrigo
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y/nverstappen i stole maxās cat, donāt tell him
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username1 aww so cute
username2 when are you coming to another race!
maxverstappen1 š
y/nverstappen i thought i blocked you??
maxverstappen1 Give me Sassy back.
username3 lando in the likesāļøāļø
username4 bro chill, heās literally friends with max
danielricciardo so the heist plan is in motion. perfect.
y/nverstappen he doesnāt suspect a thingš
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y/nverstappen i had the best time exploring england with the best guide! congrats bro on the winš„³
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landonorris it was lovely showing you aroundš
maxverstappen1 no
username1 wait wdym lando showed her around england???
username2 the better verstappen fr
username3 the outfits slay
danielricciardo Nice seeing you again y/n/n!
y/nverstappen my favorite brotherš«¶
maxverstappen1 Iām right here?? And youāre not even related?
username4 her hair literally always looks good
lilymhe gorgeous girl
y/nverstappen ilysm babe lemme visit you
alex_albon thatās literally my gf???
y/nverstappen lily never let your boyfriend get in the way of finding your future wife
lilymhe youāre so right babe
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username1 babe what about us??? what about the kids??
danielricciardo š¤Ø
username2 is this a soft launch
username3 NOOOOO THAT SHOULD BE MEš
username4 who is that????
y/nverstappen i had a fun time hanging out today!š„°
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danielricciardo hmm, interesting
username1 what do you know??
username2 uh girl you got something to tell us?
username3 she doesnāt owe you anything, get out of her business
username4 oh i just KNOW max is fumingš
maxverstappen1 Y/n who is that
maxverstappen1 Is that a boy
maxverstappen1 Y/n answer my texts
username5 oooh someoneās not happy
username6 that food looks good asf
username7 outfit always serves
y/nverstappen posted a story
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landonorris home is wherever iām with you
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username1 sobbing, hyperventilating, throwing up
username2 nah the caption, that is so fricking adorable
danielricciardo aww i knew you were a big softie
georgerussell63 did you pay someone to take that picture with youš
landonorris haha very funny mate
username3 god, iāve seen what youāve done for othersš
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f1gossip šØšØLando Norris spotted with mystery girl over summer break, sources say it could be Max Verstappenās sister, Y/n
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username1 i literally knew it and you all doubted meš
username2 chill out, itās still not confirmed
username3 we canāt even see her face
username4 OMG???????
username5 oh max is DEFINITELY pushing lando off the track in zandvoort
username6 sources: my delusions
username7 yāall we lost a good oneš£ (y/n not lando)
username8 youāre so real cause sheās gorgeous
username9 nah cause why is this actually so freaking cute, like omg the way he is smiling at herš¤š«
username10 HAND PLACEMENT???
username11 max is gonna chop off landoās hands
username12 iād pay good money to see the text messages
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username1 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
username2 this is so adorable! (i'm sleeping on the highway tonight)
landonorris youāre my everythingšš
username3 y'all owe me an apology, i KNEW it
maxverstappen1 If you're happy, I'm happy
username4 you're definitely being forced to say this
username5 boyfriend lando is everythingš„ŗ
username6 they look so happy
username7 iām balling my eyes out
kellypiquet you guys are adorableš©·
y/nverstappen thanks for talking max downš
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username1 the matching captions omg
y/nverstappen i love you babyā¤ļø
maxverstappen1 š¤®š¤®
danielricciardo I KNEW IT @.carlossainz55 you owe me 50 bucks
carlossainz55 damn it
landonorris YOU HAD A BET???
oscarpiastri yes
charles_leclerc yes
georgerussell63 yes
alex_albon yes
maxverstappen1 YOU ALL HAD A BET AND DIDNT TELL ME?
maxfewtrell she's good for you, mateš¤
maxverstappen1 remember what i told youš
username2 oh! this definitely isnāt threatening at all
landonorris i willš°
y/nverstappen max emilian verstappen what did you tell him?
username3 thisšisšsošadorableš
username4 bro is getting pushed into the barrier next race fs
username5 the IT couple
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Hey I liked your writing on reader having to get in between Wolverine and Deadpool all the time š it made me think what it would be like if they were crushing on you and there is a rivalry between them. If you could write what theyād do to win your favor or what shenanigans that would come with it š subtle or not
These two werenāt fond of sharing.
So when the other finds that they have similar feelings towards you, the outcome is never good.
Theyāre childish in a way where if either Logan or Wade was coincidentally standing too close to you, the other was bound to notice and make a scene out of it, all the while you wished you were anywhere else in that moment.
The pair couldnāt get along even if they bothered to try as sooner or later theyād end up stabbing each other just because the other one was breathing too loudly or just merely existing.
And yet their feelings towards you ends up causing Logan and Wade to butt heads more often, especially if you were constantly teaming up together, with you often being their meditator in all their conflicts.
Wade was more vocal and borderline flirty when it came to interacting with you, he would crack jokes, boop you on the nose or even playfully smack you on the ass just to hear your yelp in surprise and become all flustered.
āPlush ass youāve got there, babe! wouldnāt mind laying my head on it sometime and use it as a beautiful fluffy pillow.ā - Wade, skipping away.
Wade could be quite clingy at times so there would be moments where you can barely escape the guy as he hanging on your side like a koala bear.
You: Wade can you let go.
Wade: and let go of my emotional support person? *gasp* Do you want me to die?
You: well considering how fast you regenerate, you technically canāt die-
Wade: do you hate me? Do you think Iām clingy?
You: no- well yes but-
Wade: you hate me!
Wade can be dramatic and the only way to shut him up is to just let him be in close proximity of you and allow him to talk your ear off about how good a dog parents youād be to Dogpool.
Dogpool is your weakness, you could never say no to Dogpool and Wade knows this like the back of his hand and will use this as leverage over wolverine.
After all Itās not like he has a version of himself that was an actual wolverine or maybe even a honey badger in yellow spandex. So Wade counts this as a win on his end.
Logan on the other hand would be more subtle with his approach, even though to Wade, Loganās subtly was as an dopey cow standing in a field of grass with how the scruffier man tended to keep by your side protectively; so much so that he might as well start growling at every person who ever laid eyes on you in general.
Heās a guard dog of a man in every sense of the word but how that came to be was from a whole lot of trauma and loosing people heās ever cared about, so needless to say he wonāt act like heās interested in you at first, his heart had been wounded about as much as his body has and even had the mental scars to prove it.
Heās lived a long life of pain, fighting, suffering and heartache. Heās not going to falter so easily until you did something that made him feel safe enough to fall for you.
Once he has however it was impossible to go about the mission without him always wanting to stand guard by your side when he sees someone he doesnāt fully trust, always using his body as a shield for your own as Logan knew he could handle much more punishment then you could. So heād rather avoid you being grievously hurt by any means possible.
Heād probably scold you if you ever were hurt as he was afraid that he might loose you, yet his hands were gentle but firm as they worked to patch your wound so itād heal properly.
Wolverine: youāre an idiot you know.
You: wow I really feel the love over here.
Wolverine: *huffs* you expect me to kiss your ass when what you did was reckless and couldāve killed you? *his hands linger on your own even long after heās done patching you up as though committing your warmth to memory*
Logan is a secret softy who wouldnāt push you away if you were to ever fall asleep on him, heād grumble but thatās about it.
Heād even toss you his jacket if you were to ever complain about being too cold or leave it somewhere for you to take yourself, again heād act like he didnāt want you to but he actually did with how he almost smiled upon seeing you looking comfortable in his jacket.
Logan is evidently more subtle about his crush on you then Wade is, or so heād likes to think but Wade can messily tell heās smitten when he sees how Loganās eyes were quick to follow you in a crowded room with protectiveness and adoration.
Wade: aww has our dear friend taken the stick out of your ass and you fell in love?
Logan: *growls* fuck off Wade.
Wade: *holds his hands to his lips and gasps* oh my gosh! You have! Me too!
Logan: *looks at him* you what?!
Wade: yeah cats out of the bag, I like them too wolvie. youāre not the only one to find them cute, how close minded of you seriously.
They canāt share to save their lives, Iāve mentioned this before but they genuinely canāt even if they tried because one is them was bound to get jealous and try to take you away from the other.
Wade: do you really want to be near me grumpy all the time? Yawn fest much.
You: stop riling him up, youāre making Logan mad. Why are you like this?
Wade: maybe because you deserve to be in the company of someone who isnāt still unhealthily hung up on his previous red headed lover.
Logan: you shut your fucking mouth.
Wade: see! Heās not denying it!
You: Iām going to go now. *leaves*
Logan: you should make full time fuck head your job.
Wade: and you should make full time teenage brooder in a full grown manās body who still isnāt over his first breakup yours.
The shenanigans that would occur between these two would be headache inducing to say the least.
The constant fights that would break out between them that youād have to break up.
The bickering over who gets to act like a couple with you on missions. They might even play rock, paper, scissors multiple times behind your back.
Wade probably tried to trip Logan up in front of you once but it backfired when Logan made Wade trip up instead as he puts a hand on your lower back and guided you away from the poor Merc with a mouthful of dirt.
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